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01:00Greetings, ghoul friends, and welcome to The Secrets of Dragula, the lost footage episode.
01:10Now, it's been a short while since we've crowned our first drag super monster, and we couldn't be more pleased with our decision.
01:17We're just sitting here in full drag with a giant wig, heels, and a very uncomfortable corset, like many of you at home probably are on this dreary Sunday night.
01:25And we're kind of realizing that there was a lot of stuff from the show that we were not able to show you before.
01:32While we did show you most everything the camera caught, there were a few tidbits that ended up on the cutting room floor.
01:38And we thought there would be no better time than tonight to reveal some secrets.
01:43Now, choosing our nine monster queens was no easy task.
01:48We had to scour the globe for the filthiest and freshest monster queens out there.
01:53And when we narrowed it down to those nine, well, we put them through a harrowing casting call to try to make sure they were right for the show.
02:01Now, let's gaze into the crystal ball to get a behind-the-scenes look at some of our star's original casting videos.
02:19Hey, y'all.
02:20My name is Foxy Ajwe.
02:22My boy name is Malik Ajwe, Miss Thompson Walker.
02:25It's a little long, whatever.
02:28Hi, I'm Mipa, and I'm a garbage drag queen from Los Angeles.
02:32Hi, my name is Loris.
02:33I'm the international femme fatale of Los Angeles.
02:37Hi, this is Melissa Big Fierce.
02:39I am the Latin queen, the queen that they do not want to fuck with.
02:44Mipa is a clown slut, a whore.
02:48She'll steal your food, she'll steal your man, and she will not give him back.
02:52I'm like this really cute sorority girl that also just happens to be like a dick pig.
02:55If you're looking at me from the back, you're going to think that, like, I'm a woman.
02:59And then I turn around and you get this big old man's chest.
03:01And surprisingly, people are, like, turned on by it.
03:04And it makes me feel weird, but it's also funny, and I take advantage of it because I get drinks.
03:08Well, I would definitely say my aesthetic is what I'm known for.
03:11I'm very polished with my looks.
03:13I do my own hair.
03:14I do my own costumes.
03:16I do my own makeup.
03:17I'm a self-taught makeup artist.
03:19I like to do big, colorful, dramatic looks with a lot of glitter.
03:24So, I would say definitely my aesthetics.
03:28So, what's your pet peeve about I'm a drag queen this time?
03:31Girl.
03:32Let me have it.
03:35Like I said, torn leggings.
03:37Uneven padding.
03:38One padding's up here, the other one's down here.
03:40Fucked up makeup.
03:41Laces showing while they're on stage.
03:44Spotlight on them.
03:45Laces just cracking up on the sides.
03:47Wigs looking thirsty.
03:48Um, I think the list can go on and on and on and on.
03:53I think pretty drag is probably the most annoying to me.
03:55You'll just say they're pretty drag.
03:58Do you have any depth?
04:01Who has really influenced your life and really impacted?
04:05You know what?
04:06It goes back to my parents, actually.
04:09Like, both are who, both are from Mexico.
04:13And they built everything.
04:14They've earned everything themselves.
04:16They're my role models, really.
04:17Um, somebody who can start from the ground
04:20and build their empire themselves
04:22and build their legacy.
04:23Those are my role models.
04:25What else lends to my comedy?
04:27It's just, my father doesn't love me enough.
04:29I think I started drag because I really wanted to perform
04:31and I wanted a way to get out and, like, have fun
04:33and get to, like, play with makeup and do stuff.
04:36So I started out really ugly and I got worse.
04:40So what excites you?
04:43Blood.
04:43Blood?
04:44Real blood.
04:45Yep.
04:45It's been said that real men would never do drag.
04:48Would you agree?
04:49Uh, I disagree.
04:50I think, uh, anyone who is really that afraid
04:53of their own femininity is no man at all.
04:56Afraid of?
04:56What are some of your fears?
04:58Spiders.
04:59Snakes.
05:00Um, actually, one of my biggest fears is rejection
05:03or being forgotten
05:06or just not being entertaining.
05:09You know what's really funny?
05:10I cannot stand it when a drag queen looks like a man.
05:14It's a, ain't that some shit?
05:16Who would you say in your personal life
05:18and growing up, looking back,
05:20has been someone who's really influenced you,
05:22whether that be a friend, family member?
05:23Um, you know what?
05:25I have always said this, um, and it's my mom.
05:29I, my mom has always, uh, taught me to never give up.
05:32When me and her ran away, took off from my dad's,
05:37because my dad would beat her up every night when she woke up,
05:41he'll come home from, like, work drunk.
05:44And then she told me, you know what?
05:45This is it.
05:46We're leaving.
05:47And then since that day, I, like,
05:49she would always tell me, you know,
05:50I don't want you to be like your dad.
05:51I want you to be, I want you to be someone positive.
05:54And until this day, she always tells me that
05:56my sisters look up to me because of what I do,
05:59that I never give up.
06:00I never once gave up because of my mom.
06:03Who would you say in the community
06:05or within your family life or your personal life
06:08has been your role?
06:09My mom.
06:11My mom used to do these, like, outrageous,
06:12for less numbers, playing the piano
06:15and, like, singing live.
06:16And she would do them at the bars,
06:18but she would practice them in front of me and my brother,
06:20and she would, like, kick over stools
06:21and whip her hair back and forth.
06:23And so that was a huge, you know, inspiration to me.
06:27Were you ever bullied or discriminated against
06:29for being gay?
06:30Oh, my God, so much.
06:31I, um, I grew up in Texas, and it was awful.
06:34Like, I had to move out of the house when I was 16.
06:37Not from my parents, but just from being, like,
06:38out of public school and, like, dealing with just
06:42assholes all the time.
06:43I couldn't take it anymore, so I left.
06:46Have you ever been bullied or discriminated against
06:48for being gay?
06:49Absolutely.
06:50I have the word faggot tattooed across my stomach
06:52because it's a word that was used against me
06:53for a very long time,
06:54and nobody ever will again.
06:56Well, tell me your opinions on Donald Trump.
06:59He's a dumbass.
07:00If he gets elected,
07:01he's probably going to get assassinated.
07:03Oh, fuck him.
07:04You build the goddamn border.
07:06It's all due respect, sir.
07:08You're an asshole,
07:09and please go fuck yourself.
07:12I think he needs to fire whoever does his tan.
07:15I think that his hair is disgusting.
07:17Being a black person, I'd like him less.
07:19He's such a fucking asshole.
07:21Well, that was terrible.
07:23I don't even know why we cast half these girls.
07:25Now, Drac, remember, most of them were the only ones
07:27willing to sign those extermination agreements.
07:30I guess that's true.
07:31The belay residence, the lady of the house.
07:40Oh, it's you, Squeaky.
07:47Squeaky blonde, our legendary drag cousin.
07:50What a good idea.
08:11All right, we'll talk soon, darling.
08:13Goodbye.
08:13Goodbye.
08:13I mean, who wouldn't want to see a little bit more
08:20of those extermination challenges
08:22and the two of us torturing our girls
08:24just a little bit more?
08:26So let's turn the clock back
08:28to the first episode
08:30and my personal favorite extermination.
08:34Buried Alive.
08:36Oh, I don't like the sound of that latching.
08:50Oh, fuck.
08:53Oh, God.
08:58What the fuck?
09:02I don't like that.
09:03Oh, whoa!
09:04Oh, there's one down my shirt!
09:09Get him!
09:10Get him!
09:10Are there still bugs?
09:11Are they moving?
09:12What?
09:13Oh, God!
09:17Oh, wow.
09:18No, that does not feel nice at all.
09:21No, no, no!
09:23God, yeah!
09:25Get, get, get, daddy!
09:27Get, daddy, get to me!
09:28Get out, daddy!
09:34Let's take a look at a few more
09:48of our extermination challenges.
09:50Scaly, skeeke is gonna hit me!
09:54My litter!
09:56My fucking litter!
09:57I fucking throw this bitch!
09:59You're my bitch!
10:01Oh, skeeke.
10:03You situations so rich.
10:04Let's go.
10:34What happened?
10:49I guess performing my part of the song when I did the split, I must have hit something
10:58on the stage.
11:03Oh, my God!
11:32Oh, my God!
11:37Oh, my God!
11:42Oh, my God!
11:52Oh, my God!
12:02Oh, my God!
12:03Oh, my God!
12:05Oh, my God!
12:06Oh, my God!
12:10Oh, my God!
12:11Oh, my God!
12:13Oh, my God!
12:15Oh, my God!
12:16Oh, my God!
12:18Oh, my God!
12:20Oh, my God!
12:21Oh, my God!
12:25Oh, my God!
12:26Oh, my God!
12:28Oh, my God!
12:30Oh, my God!
12:31Oh, my God!
12:37Oh, my God!
12:40Oh, my God!
12:43Oh, that was so much fun.
13:13You know, the girls never knew who was going home at the end of each week.
13:18Let's watch them squirm in their unreleased confessionals.
13:27All right, Meatball, so you are in the bottom three.
13:29How are you feeling right now?
13:30Uh, it's not great.
13:32I feel like I kind of let the Boulets down.
13:37Yeah, their critiques were accurate.
13:40I was expecting to be in the bottom three, to be honest.
13:44It's not really bothering me as much as it is bothering the other girls.
13:48They seem physically upset about it,
13:51and I'm a little bit more calm and collected
13:53because I'm confident in what I can do.
13:56I feel disappointed in myself,
13:57but I feel confident that I can get back out of this rut.
14:01The competition's tough.
14:03Um, they're both good friends of mine,
14:06but I'm going to do my very best.
14:09Loris seems really upset.
14:11She's worried.
14:13She knows that going up against me and Meatball,
14:18that's a lot of personality to deal with.
14:21Pinche is a fierce fucking queen.
14:23Loris is gorgeous.
14:24It's going to be tough.
14:25It's not going to be...
14:26This is going to be work tonight.
14:27This is going to be a hard competition to beat,
14:29but I can't go home.
14:31I'm really excited to prove to them
14:33that I'm in this competition to win it,
14:34and then I'll stop buying things from Party City.
14:37I'm a little bit nervous.
14:38I said we're going to be, like, in a coffin underground,
14:40so that might throw me,
14:43but I really don't want to go home at all,
14:47and I'm going to do everything I can
14:49to stay in this competition.
14:51I know I definitely don't want to see myself go home tonight,
14:53but if I'm going to have to see one of the people go home,
14:56I'm going to say Melissa Be Fierce,
14:57and only because she hasn't let the monster out yet,
15:00and I don't want to give her an opportunity to.
15:03Also, Ursula, her whole outfit was kind of like...
15:08To me, it was kind of like, what the fuck?
15:10I think this week I fell a little short
15:11because I didn't, like, cross my T's and dot my I's.
15:14Like, I know I should have, you know?
15:16So because I gave, like, you know, 98%
15:19versus, like, the 2,000 that somebody else brought,
15:22like, that makes more sense to me.
15:23And, uh, Bander, Bander, Bander, Bander, Bander, Bander,
15:28Bander, Bander, Bander, Bander.
15:29She was fucking amazing, as always.
15:32She won last week, and this week, again, she was safe.
15:36You know, I have a confession of my own.
15:39There were a lot of fuck-ups on the show
15:41that you viewers at home did not get to see.
15:43Oh, so true, so true.
15:46Not everything went according to plan.
15:49There were some fumbles and foibles along the way.
15:52They were fucking hilarious.
15:54Let's take a quick look right now.
15:59Yo, what's up?
15:59What's up?
16:12I know.
16:13You should...
16:14All right, Flores, so you just won.
16:18How are you feeling?
16:20Well, howdy, y'all.
16:21I'm Nuclear Nailie,
16:22and I'm just so pumped that I won this challenge.
16:25I feel like I won.
16:29Okay, let me try that again.
16:31Let me try that again.
16:32I will just be myself this time.
16:34I try it.
16:35Look, uh, yeah.
16:37It's a boyfriend's a boy.
16:38Amazing, honey.
16:38Yes?
16:40Yes?
16:40Yes?
16:42Yes?
16:42Yes?
16:43Yes?
16:43Yes?
16:44Yes?
16:44Yes?
16:45Yes?
16:45Yes?
16:46Yes?
16:46Yes?
16:47Yes?
16:47Yes?
16:48Yes?
16:48Yes?
16:49Yes?
16:51If that's my scariest thing, we're going to be like,
16:52what's this?
16:53What'd you get?
16:53Um...
16:57Camera one.
16:58Rolling camera two?
17:00Rolling sound.
17:04Aaaand...
17:06Action!
17:18you just never know what's gonna come out of my pussy okay can we do that again yeah give
17:36us a screen like how you would actually do it do you want to stop the alarm on my phone
17:43I bought the bag damn I felt like I was gonna get kidnapped I've never had a sack other than my
17:52boyfriend's balls to my face she goes oh shit who's Foxy Audrey she's the other black one no
18:05but what does she do Foxy is way of the other black one and she's my black competition yes
18:13hi there little babies oh I'm gonna fry you up real good oh some buttermilk chicken with some
18:22biscuits and gravy oh I'm gonna eat you for dinner oh another one oh I'm gonna feed my whole family
18:30I got Shanaynay Shaquiva Boniva how familiar are you with the Wizard of Oz I'm very familiar with
18:36the Wizard of Oz I love Michael Jackson yeah turn around real quick okay we are filming in the
18:50noisiest location in the world fuck me let's just shoot on the 101 yeah like as loud as you can who
18:59do you think went home tonight oh my god fuck me gently with the chainsaw oh my god yeah like what
19:12the fuck okay I guess this is it yeah she's crazy sad news I want to take Casey with no I want to take
19:18neighbor is the wind too much oh yeah sorry sorry sorry sorry and uh whoa whoa do you know uh that's
19:41okay maybe yes okay what do I need to do just bring him back out um yeah I guess we should try and
19:49like feed the hair back through it that would be the quickest way to get back on track
19:52bitch what bitch what you better watch out you better watch out because I'm coming for you
20:03I really resent the fact that I was not able to show my sea monster couture I identify as a sea monster
20:13actually so I feel like I would have really knocked that one out of the water
20:17let me flew it out of the water with that one no comment that was so stupid that was the dumbest
20:27thing I've ever seen so this is um me reacting to the judges praise I'm Loris and I am your most
20:37perverted fantasy I'm Loris and I'm your most perverted fantasy I'm Loris and I'm your most perverted fantasy
20:51guy shook my jaw on the ground they're putting my ass in the ground
21:00okay do you want to talk about what a glow girl is a what the glow girl the glow girls they were
21:17the glow girls look the glow girls they were of wrestling no no they they from the 80s from the
21:2780s right yeah the glow girls were wait one more time the glow like the glow ladies girls the glow
21:33girls the glow ladies gorgeous ladies the glow ladies were gorgeous ladies okay the glow ladies
21:40were gorgeous ladies the glow I know it's a hard one this one's tough yeah spit it out girl put on some
21:47run in shoes and get to the point the glow girls were gorgeous ladies of wrestling they were loud
21:51strong punk colorful bitches from the 80s and they were so iconic that was it good job got it I felt it
22:01I have taken pretty large shits but that was that was a dump now that was hideous and I loved it
22:12care for a drink jar sherry oh would you give me a hand darling course
22:20thanks love now one of the other things that the viewers at home loved was our manservant israel
22:30I think we're going to summon him right now so he can give you a little bit of live entertainment
22:36man.
23:06Oh Israel, there's only one thing we love more than buttered buns, and that's buttered
23:34popcorn.
23:36Now let's grab a big handful and take a look at some of our ghoul's most sickening looks
23:42from this season of Dragula.
25:51Killer looks indeed.
25:53And speaking of killer looks, we all saw Vander slay the runway on the finale episode
25:58of Dragula.
25:59But what you didn't get to see is the party we threw in her honor, her grand coronation
26:04where we delivered her $10,000 prize that you all helped us to raise, and her debut performance
26:10as the world's first drag super monster.
26:15Let's take a look.
26:35Oh, my God.
27:05One more time for our SuperMod show, Daniel on the Hall.
27:13Do you guys know what this is?
27:17This is the crowd of Dragula.
27:25Daniel, will you join us on stage?
27:35Daniel, once again, you know that you've already won, but congratulations.
27:44We really, truly are so happy with you.
27:47We're proud of you and everything that you've done, and we're very excited to see what comes
27:52for us all over the next year.
27:53The future is black and dark and bleep and fucking amazing.
28:02Give it up for the world's first drag SuperMod show!
28:25Daniel, can you come out, please?
28:32I forgot the most important plug.
28:34We're very happy to have a lot of people who have $10,000, and we have $10,000, and we've
28:39got $10,000, and we've got $10,000, and we've got $10,000, and we've got $10,000, and we've
28:41got $10,000, and we've got $10,000, you guys.
28:45And let me tell you something, that wasn't from us.
28:49That was from all of you guys and all the fans of the show.
28:52She gets so many tons of $5 and $6 donations, so she can $10,000 for her.
28:59So congratulations on all the money, too.
29:06Also, I have to give a little special credit to Alaska Thunderfuck for giving $1,000 to the
29:11flyer.
29:11And also, I'm going to point out, Sharon Needle, and Johnny, it's $656, and we're
29:21going to get a number of small donations from you guys, all of the fans, so thank you again.
29:29All right, and a shot take off.
29:31Take standard backstage, TP her, and get her super fucked up.
29:35And Shetra was ready to get her right to the right now.
29:38She needs to welcome her to the family the right way, you know?
29:41All right, everybody, that is it for the show tonight.
29:44The party has shot be gone.
29:46I want you guys to remember in this weird time that we're living in right now, stay queer,
29:51stick with your queer brothers, make out with one another, love each other, don't be afraid
29:55to be who you are, and fucking demand that you are treated equally in all circumstances.
30:01Never, never, never, never give up and always, always celebrate your freedom to be queer
30:09everywhere that you go.
30:12Oh, bitch, if you love that, you're going to love this.
30:15To do a little runway for you guys and introduce them to you, would you like to meet them?
30:23And please give it up for the stars of Dracula, the search for the world's first drag super
30:28monster.
30:29Welcome to the stage, Zochimajie.
30:36Welcome to the stage, Zochimajie.
30:37Oh my God!
30:52I wanted to say Zochimajie.
30:54Whoo!
30:56Whoo!
30:57Whoo!
31:06Hmm!
31:07Whoo!
31:08Oh!
31:09Whoo!
31:14Whoo!
31:15Whoo!
31:16Whoo!
31:17Whoo!
31:17Whoo!
31:18Whoo!
31:19Whoo!
31:20Whoo!
31:21Whoo!
31:22I can't be sure I can't be sure I can't be sure I can't be sure I can't be sure I can't be sure I can't be sure I can't be sure if that's right there.
31:28Next is Meatballs.
31:48Next, Melissa Bfear.
31:52Yes.
31:52Known, it's McKinney,
31:56Kugel, MC5,
32:00MC5, MC5,
32:04MC5, MC5,
32:08MC5, MC5,
32:12MC5, MC5,
32:15MC5, MC5,
32:18MC5, MC5,
32:21Next, E.W. Morris.
32:51This is the song.
32:59feminist who is first.
33:01This is the song.
33:02We had a song in BW Dallas.
33:06Is there a song in Ranger边?
33:14We're aboutidet?
33:19Oh!
33:26Thank you, stand on.
33:49And last and last,
33:54Point E-Dude.
34:19One, two, three,
34:21Dragon, Dragon, Dragon, Dragon, Dragon.
34:34Dragon, Dragon, Dragon.
34:37And love my darling, come on!
34:40The Stars of Dracula!
34:45Let's go, come on ladies!
34:47One more time everybody!
34:48All right now, arguably one of the best parts of this season's Dragula
34:56were all the deadly looks our ghouls came up with.
34:59So let's take a moment and look back at some of our favorite looks
35:02from this season's floor shows.
35:05And do pay close attention to some of the dark, little dirty secrets
35:09we're about to shed some light on.
35:18We'll see you next time.
35:48We'll see you then.
36:18We'll see you then.
36:48We'll see you then.
37:18We'll see you then.
37:48We'll see you then.
38:18We'll see you then.
38:48We'll see you then.
39:18Well, that's the last of the secrets we're willing to share.
39:37We really hope you've enjoyed our little time together.
39:40Good night for now, lovers.
39:40See you then.
39:43See you then.
39:44See you then.
39:46Bye.
39:48You
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