Why Did Dave Wear Another Man's Shoes

Beasley Digital

Dave had a strange encounter with a buddy after going into a restaurant shoeless and needing to borrow his shoes to use the bathroom.

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00:00so um we were just having a nice day some friends called and said hey what are you doing

00:14and we said nothing so they said oh come out on the boat we're gonna pop by on our boat and pick

00:18you up okay great so we go out they pick us up we head out for the day and then they're like oh

00:24why don't we go for like a late dinner i'm not prepared didn't bring shoes on they literally

00:32picked us up from our dock you didn't have any shoes no because i'm you don't wear shoes on a

00:36boat i know right but you bring shoes but i just thought we're gonna go for a ride they're gonna

00:40bring us right back yes yeah so i kicked them off on the dock yeah just left on the boat i get it

00:45oh everyone else had shoes yeah amber had hers she's like what see you bring shoes

00:50i'm like oh no i'm like it's okay i guess we should be okay what

00:58no no no i didn't want to be the guy you just gotta go home i didn't want to go home we can't go to

01:04dinner you guys go i mean it's like on the water it wasn't it was nice but not like high class you

01:11know what i mean yes like it's like it doesn't matter you went barefoot to dinner they walked in

01:17the front i snuck in the side from the patio like twinkle toes yeah yeah this kind of skinnier

01:24along the side so no one would see me oh my god no one sees those big feet are you kidding me

01:29i know i know trust me no it's like a nightmare i have seriously yeah lisa can't be barefoot in a

01:37patio and then this was the weirdest part so i'm like i have to pee oh i mean i jump in the water

01:44i borrowed a buddy's shoes i'm like i've never asked another man this is the weirdest i know i

01:50know i know i'm like hey buddy i need to borrow your shoes and he looks at me and he's like what

01:57i'm like i can't go to the bathroom in bare feet he's like all right they fit luckily he was a size

02:0313 so i was able to squeeze my feet in there but um oh man it's good you have big big feet friends

02:09yeah that's it that's it i gotta always hang around i guess one big footed friend yeah well

02:16just try just in case yeah just in case you're like oh let's not stop a good time amber was so

02:22mad at me she's like i can't believe you did i'm like it was just a simple mistake i thought we were

02:26going on a little boat ride gonna come right back i didn't know we'd be going out and about on the town

02:30yeah oh that's bad but so i'm like hiding them amber's like putting her feet on top of mine

02:36under the tables and no one sees there because if i was in a restaurant and i saw a tall man with

02:43bare feet i would be like we gotta get this on camera yeah even if it's at a boarding place

02:48a water place you still should have shoes you should have shoes you know yeah i think that's my point

02:54just should have said no on a flight to the house at a restaurant and i would have used it as an

03:00excuse i would have been like oh so god good times patio was such a nice

03:06day i didn't want to be like don't take me home because i

03:10yeah i think i did cut the bottom of my foot though oh god well that's it now you're showing

03:15me your feet yeah at least take a look at these beautiful look i did cut it yeah you did

03:19better put something i'm not that sad about it

03:23no you're fine cut it you're gonna lose that's what you get you're gonna lose your feet man

03:28well listen thanks a lot you get an infection yeah exactly lake water and wearing stranger's

03:36shoes yeah that's what happens that's what happens if i'm in another man's shoes he's been inside me

03:42oh my god chuck i'm just saying it was weird asking another man for you i'm gonna give it to you

03:48yeah i can't even imagine well you are being put such like so on the spot like i've never had

03:56another man be like hey um borrow your shoes shoes that you have on currently can you kick those bad

04:04boys off and can i put them on and go take a piss what no you cannot no you cannot i would be like

04:13no you cannot it was weird okay it was weird you must be close to this person yes he's a great

04:18friend right no you cannot but even like would you choose if you were the same size yeah you wouldn't

04:24if you were in need of course i'd lend you my shoes i wouldn't even what i want to put my bare feet

04:30inside of dave's already been used shoes all day what you wouldn't do it right now if i said if you

04:36needed them you wouldn't slide into my sandals of course you would would you want my bare feet

04:41no it's not ideal but i wouldn't leave you standing my bare beach floor feet in your shoes

04:47because i know what i do with the shoe right after that

04:52i didn't miss the shot oh well

04:55oh almost garbage you almost got it but you didn't

05:00you you you shoot like uh jason does

05:04i'm looking at why is this happening i'm looking at your socks your little socks and i'm looking at

05:15your cut on the bottom of your foot he's got his little baby socks on oh that's cute yeah see they

05:21work this is a weird show of course i don't know i just i know but dude if we were in the safe hey

05:26any of you guys said to me hey oh geez i i didn't bring shoes can i borrow them

05:30yes of course i'm gonna lend them to you now i guess your shoes here that's right i did yeah

05:35and your slippers oh yeah you did it's not really pushing off for another man his shoes

05:39i guess my whole thing is now i know it's just a heads up like if i'm ever out somewhere

05:44and dave's going to that event and they're like oh yeah dave's barefoot i'm like all right i gotta go

05:50i can't stay because i'll never be barefoot again it was just a one-time crazy time i probably

05:57would have just laughed non-stop if dave was barefoot oh my god yeah how are you supposed to

06:01eat how are you supposed to eat you're barefoot right now i'd be like has everyone noticed this

06:05man's feet i'd be trying to take a pic he'd be furious and you know people hopefully no one

06:12recognized me from the show oh yeah they did and they took a picture they did oh man i would love

06:19it if you took a picture of dave's feet send them amber trying to hide them that's perfect yeah so

06:24now everyone says look it probably looked like you guys were playing footsie yeah oh 100 on top

06:29of you yeah they're like god these guys are all that are staves yeah they're pretty handsy already

06:34as it is they are you know so now you got rubbing feet i didn't think of it that way i just bring

06:41your shoes we're always bring your shoes oh and i never know i'm normally a prepared guy i can

06:47understand it though like you were like okay you're picking me up here you're going to drop me off yes

06:51it was like a little they said just come for a little ride i just thought we're gonna do a little

06:54run right back yeah yeah but then it was so nice we went here we went there and then we're like well

06:59why don't we just go grab you just need to be like okay if this turns into something more at least now

07:06you'll know or a boat a boat ride can turn into anything yes you know yeah it's our first year on

07:13the lake i don't know how it all goes yeah yeah but always bring shoes everybody swap wives okay

07:18anything i knew you were gonna go there i knew it's borrowing another man's shoes doesn't mean

07:24you're a swinger i getting on their boat does um so crazy a boat is not a hot tub no it's worse

07:31somehow it's worse it's not the same where the bikini chicks

07:36ah wild anyway thanks to my buddy for lending me his shoes yeah that's really nice yeah you saved me

07:44there because i couldn't go inside without shoes i can't even imagine too if you like

07:49washed your hands and then the couple drops from your hands got on his shoes and then you were like

07:55i swear it was this it's not it's not piss triplets no come on you had to scrub the feet when you got

08:03home huh oh my god it went right down went right in there and he threw those shoes right in the

08:09garbage i hope he did oh that guy yeah those are no good anymore whatever it was fun it was a great

08:17day on the water that's good yeah i will say boat people are probably different yeah they don't care

08:23about the shoes they've touched a lot of people's feats when you know they're not what is wrong with

08:30you oh people

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