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WWE Metal & Jakked Match Results - Hilarious Jobber Names That Sound Like Celebs!

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00:00So, I love looking at the results of old-school wrestling shows.

00:04The ones that are so unimportant, they didn't even get on WWE Network.

00:08It's gonna be a while before you see them on Peacock, and one of those shows is WWF

00:14Jack, or Metal.

00:16If your favorite wrestler wasn't on the main show that week, they were probably on this

00:20show.

00:21On September 4th, 1999, Kane beat his meat.

00:25Just continuing to pound away.

00:27In the year 2000, we got the legend of legends.

00:31Cliff Sheets.

00:34Cool.

00:35The guy from My Name is Earl wrestled?

00:38Well, that guy is me.

00:41My name is Earl.

00:43Was beating Kayantai on his list?

00:46Because he failed that.

00:47Oh, and you know who else wrestled on that same show?

00:50The Jack Black.

00:51Bleed, blood, sweat, tears.

00:53That's the approach that I take to live.

00:58Inferno Kid.

01:00That's a fire name.

01:02Inferno Kid now, beginning to mount a bit of a comeback.

01:04We got Billy.

01:05I got fives on it.

01:07I got fives on it.

01:09Bob Evans.

01:10Wait a minute.

01:11So the guy who opens up restaurants also wrestles?

01:16You won't go hungry, Bob Evans.

01:18I won't go broke either.

01:19Come on in for dinner.

01:20Bob Evans, dinner time.

01:25Earl Hickey, back for revenge on September 9th.

01:28First Crash Holly.

01:29And then Crash Holly must have joined the Avengers.

01:32Because here he is beating Loki.

01:34And then you have Slash of Guns N' Roses.

01:42Shank.

01:43I'm telling you what.

01:43This Shank looks like he doesn't care about a bunch of anything.

01:46That move sucked.

01:47And the host of The Bachelor.

01:50Hi, I'm Chris Harrison.

01:52And no, I'm not The Bachelor.

01:54Oh, so when the Satellite of Love came back down to Earth,

01:58this is what Mike Nelson got up to?

02:00Mike Nelson became a wrestler?

02:01No, hold on there, Parker.

02:04Here's some guy named Eddie Craven,

02:06which Google told me is an Australian businessman.

02:10But I felt like looking up his name

02:12because he sounded like multiple Spider-Man villains

02:15all rolled into one.

WWE Metal & Jakked Match Results - Hilarious Jobber Names That Sound Like Celebs!

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