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01:00Can you magically hurry up this pie real quick first?
01:02You seem to be mixing up the Lord of Chaos with a second-rate clown magician for hire.
01:09Wait!
01:10This needs to go in the mail today, or it'll never get to Sugar Bell in time for Hearts and Hooves Day.
01:15Please, can't you see that that holiday is a commercialized ruse, pushed on you by the greeting card industry?
01:24Fine. You owe me for this.
01:32Keep your eye on the pie.
01:39It's magic time!
01:41My Little Pony
01:47My Little Pony
01:49My Little Pony
01:53I used to wonder what friendship could be
01:56My Little Pony
01:57Until you all shared its magic with me
02:00Big adventure
02:01Tons of fun
02:02A beautiful heart
02:03Faithful and strong
02:04Sharing kindness
02:05It's an easy feat
02:06And magic makes it all complete
02:08To have mine
02:10Till you know you're all my very best friends
02:14This smells palatable
02:26Well, pies really are Sugar Bell's thing, but I think that makes us all the more special.
02:32It shows you're interested in what she cares about.
02:35Yep.
02:36And he's planning a big romantic Hearts and Hooves dinner.
02:39It was my idea to bake the invitation inside.
02:41Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, Sugar Bell.
02:47Meet me in my barn at sunset for a surprise.
02:51Pretty clever, huh?
02:53Yep.
02:55Oh.
03:02Aw, Sugar Bell.
03:05See?
03:06Well, you two certainly have bought into this romance nonsense.
03:10Hook, line, and sinker.
03:12For a formerly friendless immortal despot, you're pretty cynical.
03:16I'm a realist.
03:17And love, like all things warm and fuzzy, isn't real.
03:21Aw, come on.
03:23You act tough, but deep down you're a softie.
03:26I mean, you don't have tea with Fluttershy every weekend because you like tea.
03:30But I do like tea.
03:32Every tea.
03:33All the teas.
03:35Chamomile, earl grey, green, white, yellow, mate, lemon, ginger, chai, spearmint, peppermint,
03:40hibiscus.
03:43Cinnamon, pumpkin, spice.
03:48Tell you what.
03:49While Big Mac Mills is incredibly romantic gesture, I'll show you the splendors of Hearts and Hooves Day in Ponyville.
03:55I bet I can prove you believe in love.
03:58Fine.
03:59Call it a gentleman's wager.
04:01Loser mows my lawn for eternity.
04:06Is it like a riding mower or...
04:09Tweezers!
04:10Hear ye, hear ye.
04:39This special Hearts and Hooves Day meeting of the Cutie Mark Crusaders is now in session.
04:44First order of business, helping my big brother decorate the barn for his big date with Sugar Bell tonight, and...
04:51Hello?
04:54It seems like everypony's got somepony special but us.
04:58When's it gonna be our turn?
05:01Huh?
05:04Huh?
05:06Who's it from?
05:07I can't tell.
05:09It's all smudged, but...
05:10It looks like it's addressed to...
05:13Belle?
05:13Hmm.
05:15Sweetie Belle!
05:21Somepony certainly went through a lot of trouble!
05:24For me!
05:25On Hearts and Hooves Day!
05:27You don't think...
05:28Could it be?
05:30Hang on a minute.
05:32Mysterious package.
05:33Smudged address.
05:34No idea who it's from?
05:36I know what this is.
05:38I know what this is.
05:39You've got a secret admirer!
05:42Yeah!
05:47Another Hearts and Hooves Day.
05:53Love is in the air, Discord.
05:55Look at all these happy couples.
05:57How can they be happy if they aren't playing ogres and oubliettes?
06:01As a great dragon poet once wrote to his beloved,
06:04I love you with the utmost clarity.
06:07I love you, dear.
06:09My sweet, sweet rarity.
06:11Are you even listening?
06:12Of course.
06:14Love is something-something, and Discord is great.
06:17I don't know.
06:18Can we play O&O now?
06:20Sure.
06:21After you admit you believe in love and...
06:23Sugarbill!
06:27Big Mac's girlfriend.
06:29What's she doing in town so early?
06:32Well, Sugarbill, I'm sure Big Mac won't be expecting it.
06:37She's planning her own romantic surprise for Big Mac?
06:40What if she goes to Sweet Apple Acres before Big Mac's ready with his surprise?
06:44We've got to warn him.
06:47Play coconut.
06:48Whoa!
06:51Big Mac.
06:54Big Mac.
06:56I mean, Big Mac.
06:58We just saw Sugarbill.
07:00She's at Sugarcube Corner.
07:01But I think she's on her way over here now.
07:04You've got to keep her away from here until the barn's finished.
07:07Yep.
07:10I wonder what she has planned for him.
07:13We don't have to wonder.
07:14Will you warn me next time you do that?
07:28Just be honest.
07:30I'm sure Big Mac won't be.
07:30Oh, she hasn't seen him yet.
07:33Take note, Discord.
07:34This is what love is all about.
07:36Spike, love is about spying in the bushes.
07:42Make fun of me all you want.
07:44But look at Big Mac's face and tell me you don't believe in love.
07:47I hope he'll be okay without me.
07:59Oh.
07:59Hey.
08:00We're just...
08:01Not spying.
08:02Hush.
08:02I mean, he has been on his own before.
08:09So he'll be fine, right?
08:12How should I tell Big Mac tonight?
08:15You won't need to come visit me in my village anymore?
08:19We need to talk.
08:21Just be honest with them.
08:23You're right.
08:24Okay.
08:25We're finished.
08:26You're right.
08:33She did surprise him.
08:35Ugh.
08:44Okay.
08:45Things seem bad.
08:46Maybe they're really not.
08:47Maybe we're finished was about the day.
08:49The ponies say that, right?
08:50Like, like, hey, remember yesterday?
08:52That's finished.
08:54Because it's today.
08:56Maybe not that.
08:57Oh, I know.
08:58Maybe Sugarbill has a wacky cousin who's never been on his own,
09:01and she has to leave him in charge of his shop while she apprentices with Mrs. Cake,
09:04who does that, like, two days a week.
09:06No, no, three.
09:07That's why she won't need you to come to her village anymore.
09:10Because she'll already be here.
09:14Nah.
09:14I don't even buy that one.
09:17Oh.
09:21She takes pie bacon seriously.
09:24Why did I even try?
09:25I mean, she thought I was making fun of her.
09:31Oh, I hate seeing you like this, Big Mac.
09:34And over a girl, no less.
09:36I'm calling an emergency guy's knife right now to cheer you up.
09:45Besides, we can't have you ruining any more of my thousand-year-old monogrammed handkerchiefs.
09:50These are silk, you know.
09:59Class is now in session.
10:01Lesson one.
10:02Nothing can break your heart if you only love yourself.
10:05You've got to show everypony that you're too cool to be bothered with so-called love.
10:10Observe.
10:13This is how cool guys lean against things.
10:18When you see a guy leaning against a thing looking this cool,
10:22you think, wow, that guy doesn't have a care in Equestria.
10:27Not a guy who leans on things that cool.
10:30I don't think leaning's going to help.
10:33Am I doing it right?
10:35Whoa!
10:35Oof!
10:39We're not like you, Discord.
10:41We can't put on a front and pretend not to love.
10:43It's impossible.
10:45Lesson two.
10:46Plenty of ponies in the pasture, right, Big Mac?
10:49I know just the gal to make you forget all about Sugar Bell.
10:53You said her name!
10:58Okay.
10:59Okay, we finished decorating the barn for Big Mac,
11:02which means we got the rest of the day to ourselves.
11:06There's a whole town of possible admirers out there,
11:08and only three of us.
11:10But together, we're going to get to the bottom of this.
11:13Ready?
11:14Break!
11:15Excuse me, Pitsqueak.
11:18Am I answering a few questions?
11:19No?
11:20Late for something?
11:21Are you a sweetie, Val, secret admirer?
11:24Excuse me, I'm doing a research survey
11:26about sending pie in the mail anonymously.
11:28Would you say you're pro that or anti that?
11:31Happy Hearts and Hooves Day.
11:33Did you boys happen to send any packages to me recently?
11:36It's okay to say no.
11:37I won't be offended.
11:39Please say no, please say no, please say no.
11:45Sir McBiggins meets Skelenor.
11:48She's a level 18 bone warrior in Squizard's Mage Army,
11:52but only to pay off Skeleton student loan debt.
11:55Get to know each other.
11:56Why don't you?
11:57Wow.
11:58You're really going all out to cheer Big Mac.
12:01I'm impressed.
12:02Yes, yes, I'm amazing.
12:04Anyway, since we're in the neighborhood,
12:06care for a quick game of ogres and ogliettes?
12:09Like I've been wanting to play all week?
12:12I take it back.
12:13I'm helping our friend first and foremost.
12:16See for yourself.
12:24I think he's showing her a picture of Sugar Bell.
12:27What?
12:28And now he's crying.
12:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:30No, he's not.
12:31Let me see that.
12:32Don't touch it.
12:33I'm looking.
12:34Give me that.
12:34Cut it out, Discord.
12:35Quit it.
12:36She used to do this thing where her nose would wrinkle when she left.
12:40Right there.
12:41In that hole where your nose used to be.
12:44I never told her how much I loved Wrinkle Nose, cutie face.
12:47And now I never will.
12:57Okay.
12:58I think we've had enough of the elite Master of Chaos Remedies for a broken heart.
13:03You know what I do when I have a problem too big to solve?
13:07I hide from it.
13:08When she can't find you, she'll realize how much she misses you.
13:11Plus, si no puede encontrarla, no puede romperla con ti.
13:16Sí.
13:20No entiendo.
13:24No entiendo.
13:24Nos preguntamos a cada stallion en Ponyville.
13:27Hay que haber algún tipo de tipo de tipo de tipo de tipo de tipo de tipo.
13:31Un tipo de tipo de tipo de tipo de tipo de tipo de tipo de tipo de tipo de tipo de tipo de tipo de tipo.
13:35Oh, bueno.
13:36At least la barn es muy buena para Big Mac State.
13:41No entiendo.
13:43Too bad there won't be a date.
13:46Sugar Bell is so lucky to have a non-secret admirer like Big Mac.
13:50Well, she certainly doesn't seem to have appreciated it.
13:53I bet she's going to take one look at this barn and say, what did I ever do to deserve this?
13:59Yes, what did she do to deserve this?
14:02She broke my heart.
14:04Well, not yet, technically.
14:07In fact, she can't break your heart if you break hers first.
14:13Yep.
14:13Thanks for the tour of Ponyville, Mrs. Cake.
14:17Oh, my pleasure.
14:19I'm up to surprise Big Mac with the news.
14:22Imagine the look on his face when I tell him, we need to talk.
14:26Oh, dear me, no.
14:28I told you, don't say it that way or you'll think you're breaking up with him.
14:32Break up with him?
14:33Never.
14:34Why, without my favorite delivery pony, I couldn't imagine being happy ever again.
14:39He knows that.
14:41Good.
14:41Save your mix-up for cake batter.
14:43That's what I always say.
14:45He's a good listener, that pony.
14:47I promise you, no mix-ups.
14:51Oh, Big Mac.
14:53Sugar Bell, we need to talk.
14:55I know why you're here.
15:02You do?
15:03But I have something to tell you first.
15:05Oh, can I go first?
15:06I'm going to be...
15:07Stop.
15:08Oh, why don't we tell each other on three?
15:10One...
15:10It's over.
15:12What's over?
15:13You and me.
15:14It's over.
15:16What?
15:17We're breaking up.
15:18I don't understand.
15:21Why are you breaking up with me?
15:22And why are you leaning like that?
15:24I don't know.
15:27Big Mac, please talk to me.
15:30Uh, you...
15:32This is why I don't like talking.
15:35Words can hurt.
15:36Words hurt!
15:37Goodbye, Sugar Bell.
15:38Oh.
15:54Oh, thank goodness.
16:10You've got to help us with this.
16:15Dude, how long have you been not hiding?
16:18Oh, I should probably have said something.
16:21Y'all should go.
16:23Did ya...
16:23Did she...
16:24Are ya...
16:26Big Mac?
16:27What's going on?
16:28Where's Sugar Bell?
16:31Just go.
16:33But we worked so hard on this chart.
16:35I think we've almost cracked it.
16:37If you could just...
16:38Not right now.
16:39But I can't stand having a secret admirer who's too scared to tell me who he is.
16:44Maybe he doesn't like talking.
16:46But that doesn't make any sense.
16:48Maybe he used to talk too much and it only ever got him into trouble.
16:51What if you're right, Discord?
16:58What if love isn't real at all?
17:06I'm sorry, Sweetie Belle.
17:08I'm just mad and I'm taking it out on you.
17:10That's okay.
17:11I bet it felt good to get it out, though.
17:13Actually, it did.
17:15Telling you how I felt just then.
17:18I gotta go.
17:19Big Mac, where you going?
17:20I gotta talk to Sugar Bell.
17:23Discord, you gotta use your magic and...
17:26Guess you have better things to do.
17:28Big Mac's gonna need a miracle.
17:40All the rotten luck.
17:50Caught you just in time.
17:55We both know I don't like to say much, but I'm gonna say something now.
17:59Even though I'm hurting, I wouldn't trade this feeling for anything because it'd mean giving up the good times we had, too.
18:09I only broke up with you because when you were gonna break up with me, I respect your decision.
18:15But you should know, you should know, you'll always be in my heart.
18:19I didn't want to break up with you.
18:20But you said you don't need me to visit anymore.
18:24You said I'm gonna be on my own.
18:26I heard you said we're finished when I was hiding in the bushes.
18:32That sounds worse than it is.
18:33Oh, Big Mac, I was talking about my cousin.
18:37I have this wacky cousin who's never been on his own, but I have to let him run my shop on weekends.
18:42Which is why you won't be delivering to my village anymore.
18:46Because I'll already be here apprenticing with Mrs. Cake, who does that two days a week.
18:51No, three.
18:53Wait, I'll tell Spike.
18:54I'd never break up with you.
19:02I suppose there's a lesson here somewhere about communication.
19:05Talking instead of assuming, or eavesdropping is wrong, wouldn't you say?
19:11Yep.
19:14Wrinkle-nosed cutie face.
19:17You must have been awful confused at my breaking up with you after you got my pie.
19:21What pie?
19:22You didn't get the pie I sent?
19:24Uh-uh.
19:25Or the invitation?
19:26Uh-uh.
19:27Well, in that case, allow me to escort you to a Hearts and Hooves Day surprise.
19:41Mind if we join you?
19:43Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, Sugar Bell.
19:55Meet me.
19:56Sugar Bell?
19:57You have got to be pulling our hooves.
20:00It was all a mix-up?
20:02Oh, it's funny.
20:05I've been sitting here feeling sorry for myself for not having a special pony on Hearts and Hooves Day.
20:10But remembering all the fun we had?
20:13I think I have two special ponies.
20:16My two best friends.
20:18Aw!
20:19And so ends another Hearts and Hooves Day.
20:26Despite a bumpy start, and middle, and ending, a lot of bumps today, love was in the air.
20:32So was confusion, apparently.
20:34And a fair number of assumptions.
20:37But you have to admit, after seeing everything Big Mac went through, love is 100% real.
20:43Seriously?
20:46Discord, come on!
20:48I can't believe you!
20:49Who do you think broke Sugar Bell's wagon wheel?
20:55Huzzah!
20:56Happy Hearts and Hooves Day!
20:59Ew, old softie.
21:01Ha-ha!
21:02I knew you had a heart!
21:04Speaking of how great I am, are you busy for the rest of the night?
21:07Calico's ring of imperceptibility isn't going to reclaim itself, you know.
21:13Ogres and Oobliettes?
21:15I thought you'd never ask!
21:17Oh, and just wondering, no biggie, but is Skeleonork gonna be there?
21:23Spike, she's an imaginary one-dimensional paper-cut-out skeleton.
21:28Well, no pony's perfect.
21:33My Little Pony
21:35My Little Pony
21:39My Little Pony
21:52My Little Pony Friends
21:57E. H. X.