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00:00It was so kind of you to come at short notice, Vicar.
00:10Not at all, Mrs Buck.
00:13Buckfast Abbey is a place I've never been to, you know.
00:16Oh, yeah. Oh, we must visit. I'll organise a little outing.
00:23I can't.
00:24Can't?
00:25Tell you what that would mean to me, Mrs Bouquet.
00:30Well, that's what friends are for, Vicar.
00:40Oh, incidentally.
00:42I'm sorry I have to ask you to remove your shoes.
00:46I usually only insist on tradesmen doing that.
00:48But as you've probably noticed, we've just had our herringbone re-lacquered.
00:53I'm sorry?
00:54Oh, please don't be.
00:55Although it's a very expensive process, it only needs to be done occasionally.
01:02Oh, your floor. The woodblock.
01:05That's right.
01:07It has a tendency to lose its gloss.
01:13I often wonder whether Her Majesty has the same problem.
01:18Oh!
01:19That'll be someone important.
01:20I doubt if it's Her Majesty as she'll be on her way to Sandringham by now.
01:26But I expect that's someone else.
01:28A very senior.
01:30Please excuse me.
01:31The Bacay residence, the lady of the house speaking.
01:47No, you cannot have a number 41 with noodles instead of rice.
01:52Do I sound like the green lotus?
01:54What do you mean, sounds more like the green dragon?
01:59Look, I must warn you, you're speaking to a white slimline telephone within the precincts of a clergyman.
02:07And a very merry Chinese New Year to you, too.
02:16Oh, Flickr, don't take off your shoes.
02:19I'm sure Hyacinth won't expect you to do that.
02:22Hello, Elizabeth.
02:24I'm not arriving, I'm just leaving.
02:27And she did?
02:29Yes, she did.
02:31Oh, dear.
02:32It's a herringbone, apparently.
02:34It's been re-lacquered.
02:36Oh, I see.
02:38Well, it's no problem.
02:39With Hyacinth, I always feel I'm walking on eggs anyway.
02:43I can never get the hang of the bucket bouquet thing.
02:47I know what you mean.
02:48And with me, it's coffee.
02:51Oh, I can say coffee?
02:53No, I can say coffee.
02:54It's just that I can't hold it still.
02:57It leaps about in high sense.
03:01Never happens anywhere else.
03:06Morning, Vickr.
03:07Good morning.
03:13You too, Richard?
03:14Oh, yes.
03:16I once left a mark on the woodblock.
03:201968, I know.
03:21Ah, good day to you.
03:31I wish to speak with your editor, please.
03:33Why?
03:35Because I have chosen to favour your newspaper to make an important announcement.
03:39I need the advertising department.
03:43Well, put me through to someone senior in the advertising department.
03:48Enjoy your walk, dear.
03:50Not really.
03:50My foot's rather sore.
03:52How nice.
03:53Hello.
03:53Is that the advertising department?
03:59Yes.
03:59Well, I wish to insert an announcement.
04:02Hmm.
04:03What do you mean, is it hatch, match or dispatch?
04:07Oh, births, marriages or deaths, I see.
04:10Trade jargon.
04:13No, it's none of those things.
04:16Nor is it an engagement announcement either.
04:19It's a fitted kitchen.
04:21I'm planning a new fitted kitchen, and I want a printed announcement in case I've overlooked
04:28telling any of my friends.
04:30It's all too easy for people to feel neglected.
04:35Yes.
04:36What do you mean you don't provide for that kind of thing?
04:39You do it for births, marriages and deaths.
04:41Surely you can do it for fitted kitchens.
04:45Down market typesetter.
04:46Richard, why are you staring at your foot?
05:04I'm sure well-bred people don't stare at their feet.
05:09Fingernails, perhaps, in a rather refined sort of gesture, but toenails, never.
05:14It's very inner city to stare at your feet.
05:16I've got itchy toes.
05:20Hmm?
05:21Ha!
05:22Like Fred Astaire, torval and deep.
05:25Now, don't be silly, Richard.
05:27You can't start a career as a dancer at your time of life.
05:30Not that kind of itchy toes.
05:32I mean, the irritating kind.
05:34I think I'll let the doctor have a look.
05:37Oh, Richard.
05:39If you must go to the doctor, couldn't you go with something nicer?
05:41And please put that away in my kitchen.
05:50Why, er, why was the vicar here?
05:53He came because I called him.
05:55I needed his advice.
05:58About what?
06:00I had to consult him about a colour I have in mind for my new kitchen work services.
06:07And for that, you needed the vicar's help.
06:10Oh, Richard.
06:13When you have to choose between Angel Gabriel Blue and Lucifer Grey, you need a spiritual advisor.
06:18Oh, I see.
06:23I had to have the vicar's confirmation that this is Angel Gabriel Blue.
06:39Come on, you two.
06:40It's about time you were up.
06:42Oh, it's a really lovely sunny day.
06:49Yeah.
06:49I reckon the going's good to firm.
06:53Onslow, when was the last time you thought about something other than horse racing?
06:59Oh, it must be at least four months now.
07:04Now, don't you start.
07:06Wouldn't it be lovely if there were fields and hills out there instead of just grotty little houses?
07:15They're only the same as this one.
07:17Exactly.
07:20I like the countryside.
07:22And so do I.
07:24I've had some lovely times in the country.
07:28I bet you wouldn't recognise any other places in daylight.
07:30Onslow used to take me into the country.
07:39She means rabbiting.
07:43If it was, I can recommend rabbiting.
07:49Oh, come on, you two.
07:51Get up.
07:54This thing's nice.
07:56Mm-hmm.
07:56No, I think I prefer this one.
08:00Let's see if I've got this right.
08:12Now, you're going to settle for the natural oak antique-aged cupboards.
08:18That's right.
08:19But with the majestic handles.
08:20Yes, the majestic handles.
08:22But with the rich gold finish.
08:25With the worktops in tweed beige from the aristocrat range.
08:29Yes, yes, I think so.
08:30Don't you think so, dear?
08:31The double sink, the built-in oven and fridge freezer.
08:35The luxury hob and the self-cleaning speed fast microwave.
08:38That's right.
08:39The one from their ambassador catalogue.
08:42Right.
08:44Well, I'll get our planning expert to come up with some designs.
08:48It is a very large kitchen.
08:50I imagine you'll suggest an L-shaped peninsula.
08:58That would be terrific.
08:59Yes, it would.
09:00Right, well, we'll wait to hear from you, then.
09:03Goodbye, sir.
09:04Bye-bye.
09:04Madam.
09:04Can I help you?
09:12I hope so.
09:17You are agents for exclusive kitchens, are you not?
09:21Yes, we are, madam.
09:25Oh.
09:28Well, I'm thinking of having my kitchen refitted.
09:31And I rather like the look of the Angel Gabriel blue worktop.
09:35I'm afraid that's not available, madam.
09:38What do you mean, not available?
09:39It's in the brochure.
09:40Which I think you'll find is out of date.
09:43Out of date?
09:44May I?
09:45Ah, yes.
09:48There you are, you see, madam.
09:50This is last chance.
09:53I'm afraid Angel Gabriel blue isn't in the current brochure.
09:57Hmm?
09:58Why ever not?
09:59Well, I think exclusive kitchens had very few requests for it.
10:05So are you saying that this particular worktop won't be found in many homes?
10:12Yes, I suppose you could put it that way.
10:15I see.
10:16And you're certain that it's no longer available from normal sources?
10:21That is correct.
10:22Good.
10:23That's excellent.
10:26Now, here's a drawing of my kitchen.
10:30With the measurements.
10:31In feet and inches, you understand.
10:35I don't hold with the metric system and all that EEC channel tunnel nonsense.
10:41Would you kindly telephone exclusive kitchens for me, please?
10:45They might just happen to have enough Angel Gabriel blue left over to fulfil my requirements.
10:51I think that's most unlikely, ma'am.
10:54What kind of attitude is that?
10:55If we don't try, we won't know, will we?
11:01No, madam.
11:05Just a minute.
11:07You've changed your mind.
11:08No, I just want to check something.
11:13Do any of these worktops come from the exclusive range?
11:17Yes, madam.
11:19That one does.
11:20Oh, and that one.
11:22Oh, good.
11:26You won't be too long, will you?
11:29My husband's returning home from the doctor soon.
11:31He has a very exclusive mobility problem.
11:34I'll be as quick as I can.
12:10I can borrow.
12:40What exactly are you doing?
12:46Just checking to see how worktops in this range cope with spillages.
12:53Some Sheridan sometimes is very over-enthusiastic in the kitchen.
12:59He does tend to spill things and leave traces of ingredients about.
13:03His fairy cake mixture gets everywhere.
13:05Oh, I've spoke to the product manager and surprisingly it looks as though they will be able to provide what you require.
13:20How wonderful.
13:22Yes, you're lucky it's a fairly small kitchen.
13:27Would you like me to place an order?
13:29Only when I finish conducting these tests.
13:34We do close at lunchtime today.
13:37Although I may have to leave the cake mixture until it sets and come back.
13:49Who was that horrible thing you used to go out with before you met me?
13:53I thought that was you.
14:02No, it wasn't.
14:07It was her from Coleman Street.
14:11Oh, Bernadette.
14:13She looked more like a Saint Bernadette.
14:22She wasn't bad.
14:23She was horrible.
14:25Well, I used to dabble in horrible.
14:27When you're young and healthy, it's all part of life's rich tapestry.
14:30I'm part of life's rich tapestry.
14:36What kind of talk is that when your father's lying in the next room in a world of his own?
14:43Ah, but we're still young.
14:45At this time in the morning, nobody's young.
14:50I wouldn't mind if you weren't so attractive to women.
14:56That'll fade in time.
14:57Don't you like a touch of romance?
15:04I won't say I dislike it.
15:06Once you get started, it's surprising how easily you can get involved.
15:11Well, then.
15:17Good heavens, is it that time already?
15:27Oh, dear.
15:41What did the doctor say?
15:43It's athlete's foot.
15:45Well, it can't be athlete's foot.
15:48Didn't you tell him you're a retired executive?
15:51If you've got anything, it's executive's foot.
15:54It's a minor fungus infection.
15:58Fungus infection?
16:02Richard, I will not tolerate you being diagnosed as fungus.
16:06I will not tolerate you being diagnosed as fungus.
16:15Why is Richard limping?
16:23Is he limping?
16:25Yes.
16:26He came up the drive like short John Silver.
16:29Ha-ha!
16:30Gym lad!
16:33I expect it comes from constantly removing his shoes.
16:37That could be it.
16:38Unless, of course, he's been doing some unaccustomed physical labour.
16:43Such as what?
16:44Such as pushing hyacinth over a cliff.
16:49Emmett.
16:59Answer it, sis.
17:00And tell her, no.
17:03Tell her you've suddenly become allergic to coffee.
17:05Makes no difference.
17:09I never drink any.
17:10I just spill it.
17:11Yes, thank you, Hyacinth, in ten minutes
17:23Yes, we'll be there
17:28We? What do you mean, we?
17:36Well, she knows you're in, she must have seen you
17:38How could she? I've been so careful
17:40I haven't been outside for days
17:44Oh, look at me, Liz
17:46I've got prison pallor
17:49We must think of something else
17:57If it's athlete's foot, it's athlete's foot
18:00It is a fungus infection
18:02Richard, do you seriously believe
18:05That I would have married an athlete with a fungus infection?
18:07No, it's clearly a wrong diagnosis
18:11He's given me some cream for it
18:15Well, don't let anybody see the label
18:16Now, what can you have that would make you limp
18:23And at the same time be socially acceptable
18:25Now, come on, help me, Richard
18:29Think
18:30Before Elizabeth and Emma come for coffee
18:33You've got to come down with something painful but polite
18:36Any more breakfast?
18:54Thanks, Dace
19:10You see, now that's what marriage is all about
19:16The little thoughtful attentions
19:18Not that physical stuff
19:21I can't remember it ever being that physical
19:25There's somebody else in father's bed
19:33I hope it isn't that, Mrs. A. Castor
19:39She leaves toffee papers
19:41It's a fella
19:44Do I, uh, do I really need that?
19:57You do if you've got gout
19:58Gout?
20:01But that's worse than a fungus infection
20:04Not in my book
20:06Your gout is an affliction acceptable in the very highest circles
20:11It comes from an excess of good living
20:15Gout is practically a pedigree
20:18You have gout
20:21How long do I have to wear this?
20:26Until there's no more talk of fungus infection
20:29Onslow, you'd better go in
20:37He's your father
20:39Exactly
20:39He's going to be more embarrassed if it's me
20:42You'd better go in now, Rose
20:46Why me?
20:48Because there's nobody's better when it comes to handling men
20:51I don't know why people keep saying that
20:54Honestly, the problems we have with your father
21:03It's about time your eyes
21:04Since had him under her roof
21:06Oh, Onslow, he's not being that bad
21:08We can't punish him like that
21:10He would be inhuman
21:11It's all right
21:15It's not somebody in bed with father
21:18It's somebody in father's bed
21:20It's a Mr. Moresby
21:23Father's gone
21:25Where's he gone?
21:27I don't know where he's gone
21:28Moresby
21:30Do we know a Moresby?
21:33Do we know what he's doing in your father's bed?
21:36Oh, he's rented it from father
21:38He's got a receipt
21:40Oh, nice
21:43There
21:46Thank you
21:47And I thought you might like this one, Elizabeth
21:51I love it
21:56Now, do help yourselves to a Cotswold cream
22:01I know how much you enjoy a really nice biscuit, Elizabeth
22:04Well, thank you very much, Hyacinth
22:06But I'm really trying to give up biscuits
22:08They're plum-flavoured
22:09With a hint of honeysuckle and a touch of lime
22:12They sound delightful, don't they, Emmett?
22:16Yes
22:17Delightful
22:18A little heavy on the calories, perhaps
22:21But life wouldn't be worth living
22:23If one couldn't enjoy an occasional treat with one's best friends
22:26Oh, I'll just ask Richard to join us
22:31He's walking very badly, I'm afraid
22:34I saw he was limping
22:36Gout
22:37It comes from an excess of good living
22:41The Duke of Durham was a martyr to it
22:44Duke of Durham?
22:50Why are you looking so cheerful?
22:51I've got a cup with a lid on it
22:55I think it's brilliant
22:59I think it's wonderful how problems can be solved so simply
23:03Do you really, Liz?
23:06And how were you planning to drink it?
23:09You just take the lid off
23:11Then I'm back where I started
23:18Now, gently, gently, gently
23:22Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear
23:32Oh, Richard, that looks very painful
23:35It is
23:36Have you had a Cotswold cruise?
23:39It is
23:46Very painful
23:49Comes on
23:50Suddenly, doesn't it?
23:52Sudden attacks, yes
23:54Out of the blue
23:55A strange man in the house
24:19There's been one here for years
24:21What are we going to do?
24:26Well, I know what I'm going to do
24:27Onzo, you can't just sit there watching telly when there's a strange man in father's bed
24:34Throw him out
24:35You can't
24:36He's got a receipt
24:38How long do you think he's been there?
24:41Oh, don't ask me
24:42When did you ask see father?
24:48I can't remember
24:49But you gave him his tea yesterday
24:52I know
24:53But I never look at him
24:55I sort of hold out the plate
24:59And this hand grabs it
25:02You know, I don't like looking at him when he's eating
25:05Me neither
25:06I wonder just how long Mr. Moresby's been there
25:14Oh, nice
25:17Here's me, the breadwinner
25:19And look what you're doing with it
25:20See you to the Mr. Moresby
25:22We'll have to tell our hyacinths
25:28I'm terribly sorry, hyacinths
25:33But it was so difficult to get the lid off
25:35Oh, please don't concern yourself, Elizabeth
25:38I'm sure you can't help it
25:43You were probably just born clumsy
25:45Anyway, I'm the last person to make a fuss over a little spillage
25:51Even though it does stain so
25:56Oh, and spread
25:59No, no, you're a guest
26:01Can I help?
26:05No, you can't, Richard
26:06You just sit there, dear
26:07You're in far too much pain
26:09Too much pain?
26:14Poor Richard
26:14Trust him to get a Duke's disease
26:17Duck's disease?
26:22Duke, Emmett
26:23Duke's disease
26:24His foot is so painful
26:28That he can't even bear the vibrations
26:30From the closing of a door
26:31Just watch him
26:32Oh, just get your coffee, Elizabeth
26:40Oh, look, Hyacinths, I think I'll go without coffee
26:57Nonsense. I invited you for coffee, and coffee you shall have.
27:03Oh, no, please, Hyacinth. I'd really much prefer...
27:06Worry not. I have the solution.
27:09Plan B. No half-measures.
27:13The obvious answer.
27:14I spotted this in a shop the other day,
27:17and I shall keep it especially for you.
27:19Thank you, Hyacinth.
27:33Don't know what to say.
27:34Well, I knew you'd be delighted.
27:38Miss, miss, please, miss.
27:40Can I have a straw for mine, miss?
27:44Oh, Emmett, musical and a sense of humour.
27:47Now, here you are, Elizabeth.
27:51And please note, pink for a little girl.
27:57Thank you, Hyacinth.
27:58Oh, I almost forgot.
28:00We must cover all contingencies.
28:03Just in case you should drop this one.
28:05We don't want the lid to come off, do we?
28:07I'll leave this with you, Emmett.
28:08I'm sure you have the necessary Boy Scout qualities.
28:12Dip, dip.
28:13Don't go.
28:17Oh, don't forget my Cotswold creams.
28:36They're made from an ancient country recipe.
28:39Oh, thank you, Hyacinth.
28:41Plate?
28:41Well, I...
28:42Sugar?
28:47Oh, thank you, Hyacinth.
28:59Don't worry, Hyacinth.
29:00I...
29:00I was really trying to cut down on sugar anyway.
29:02What are we going to tell her?
29:15You're going to tell her father's missing.
29:17I know, but for how long.
29:19She's going to want to know how long.
29:21I mean, we could have been feeding Mr. Moresby for weeks.
29:41We'd have noticed.
29:43It's a clear case of neglect.
29:46Doesn't even look like your father.
29:47You never noticed either.
29:49I was busy.
29:53Our Hyacinth's going to go mad.
29:55What am I going to tell her?
29:56Personally, I always think it's best to tell the truth.
29:59Don't lie.
30:02Oh, let's put a limit on it.
30:04Let's say he can't possibly have been gone more than three days.
30:09Right, OK.
30:11Three days maximum.
30:12That's our story, and we stick to it.
30:14I'm sorry, Elizabeth.
30:17I've run out of caster sugar.
30:20Richard does tend to overindulge on his breakfast cereal, don't you, dear?
30:27Oh, I don't think we shall be needing that after all.
30:32Please, don't worry, Hyacinth.
30:34I'm perfectly happy.
30:35Now, don't worry, Elizabeth.
30:48It hasn't got over my furniture.
30:51Or anything that matters.
30:53I warn you, I'm not Chinese.
31:01Now, this is the bouquet residence, the lady of the house speak...
31:06Pardon?
31:08Oh, I'm sorry, operator.
31:09Yes.
31:10You have a reverse charge call for me.
31:12Well, of course I'll accept it.
31:14It's probably Sheridan.
31:15Oh, it's you, Daisy.
31:21No, dear, I get these funny phone calls.
31:25No, they're not from a Chinaman.
31:27No, they're not obscene.
31:29At least I don't think they are.
31:31Could be a code, though.
31:33Is there anything I ought to know about a number 41?
31:38No, we wanted bean shoots with it.
31:41It's my sister, Daisy.
31:43You remember Daisy?
31:44Daisy, she's not the one with the Mercedes, the swimming pool and room for a pony.
31:50Daisy, why did you reverse the charge, dear?
31:53Uh-huh.
31:54Well, why are you calling from a payphone?
31:58Oh, Onslow's been cut off again.
32:00Surprise, surprise.
32:02I'm not asking for money to pay the phone bill, Hyacinth.
32:06Tell her we don't need her to pay the phone bill.
32:09I'll pay the phone bill.
32:11How?
32:11I can't think of something.
32:16I was just wondering, Hyacinth, if you were thinking of visiting father in the very near future.
32:24Because if you are, I feel there's something I ought to warn you about.
32:27He's not looking his old self.
32:29Now, don't panic, Hyacinth.
32:33Father's fine, as far as we know.
32:37There's nothing wrong with him, I think.
32:40It's just that if you are coming to visit him, you'll find him changed.
32:45Tell her properly, Daisy.
32:47Start beating about.
32:48How has he changed?
32:52Well, at the moment, he's sort of changed into a Mr. Moresby.
32:58No, he doesn't think he's a Mr. Moresby.
33:03This time, he really is a Mr. Moresby.
33:08I knew you wouldn't believe me.
33:13Well, you'd better come and see for yourself.
33:16There's a Mr. Moresby where father used to be.
33:19Do come along, Richard.
33:45This is an emergency.
33:46Something's happened to Daddy.
33:49Do I have to wear this thing?
33:51Of course you have to wear that thing.
33:54You've got gout.
33:56Please remember you've got gout.
33:57Now, come along, dear.
34:13Try to look dignified, dear.
34:15Let suffering become you.
34:18Suffolk doesn't become me.
34:20I don't know who it becomes.
34:31Because you can, dear.
34:32Carl, that's better.
34:53Oh, no.
34:54What's the matter?
34:55I thought I had that spare pair of shoes in here.
34:58Oh, no, dear.
34:59They're in the hall cupboard.
35:07You can't drive in that.
35:09No, I'm putting it on again to go back into the house to get the shoes.
35:14No, we haven't time for all that.
35:16Just drive with you barefoot.
35:19Just drive with you barefoot.
35:21Barefoot?
35:23People in Nigeria often drive with barefoot.
35:26You saw that programme, remember?
35:29We're not in Nigeria.
35:32Use your imagination, dear.
35:35Put your seatbelt on.
35:36It's very strange.
35:50Richard, life is full of new experiences.
35:54I've never heard a nervous thing.
36:16Mind the bicycle.
36:41I did mind the bicycle.
36:42I've minded the bicycle by about a mile.
36:45Why are you getting bad-tempered?
36:47I hope gout's not prepared to have temperate.
36:56I'm the lorry.
36:57I'm perfectly aware of the lorry.
36:59It is.
37:00Gout's making you irritable.
37:03I help you rise above a common fungus infection,
37:06and this is the facts I get.
37:07You can drive with a fungus infection.
37:09You can't drive properly with a barefoot.
37:11They can in Nigeria.
37:19If they've lost Daddy, I'll never forgive them.
37:23I'd never have left Daddy with them
37:25if I thought they were going to lose him.
37:31I don't like him living in this area anyway.
37:33You're father was born round here.
37:48Yes, but it was nicer then.
37:50Nobody went around in just a vest.
37:52I'd have him to live with us
37:57if he wasn't so rough with Sheridan's toys.
37:59And they tell us the third world's overseas.
38:24Come along, Richard.
38:38Keep up, dear.
38:39¡Viva Chips!
38:40¡Viva Chips!
38:47¡Viva Chips!
38:57¡Viva Chips!
38:59Don't damage the gate, dear.
39:29Oh, hello, Alice. This is a friend of mine, Mr Merriman.
39:44We met earlier today.
39:47Hello, Mrs Bucket.
39:51I've put your order through.
39:53Order? What order?
39:55Oh, just some kitchen furniture.
39:58Hadn't you better be running along, Mr Merriweather?
40:03Yes, I'd better be off.
40:06Goodbye, Rose.
40:14Till the next time.
40:18Afternoon.
40:21What's the matter with Richard's foot?
40:24Gout.
40:25Gout.
40:26The result of good living.
40:27Don't worry.
40:28It's not something you'd ever pick up in the back of a car.
40:40Hello, Daisy.
40:41Now, you sit down, dear.
40:43Hello, Alice.
40:44What's wrong with Richard's foot?
40:46I asked her that.
40:47Gout.
40:48It's an affliction that comes from good living.
40:53I have a twin to myself occasionally.
40:56I doubt it, Dancer.
40:58You've probably got a fungus infection.
41:01Now, tell me, what's this about somebody in Daddy's bed?
41:06Oh, he's not a somebody.
41:08It's a Mr Moresby.
41:09Well, get him out.
41:10The county's got a receipt.
41:12Oh, I'll get him out.
41:15I knew she'd have the solution.
41:18She's great at solutions as I am.
41:20Hyacinth.
41:21I can't get over that foot of yours, Richard.
41:24Fancy.
41:25Married to Hyacinth and having gout.
41:30Well, at least the gout's curable.
41:33You should have seen her face,
41:35just because I was saying cherry bye to Mr Meriwether.
41:39His door's locked and he won't answer.
41:41You'll have to put that ladder up to the window, Onslow.
41:44I'm not going up any ladders.
41:45Suppose I fell off.
41:47I don't know how anyone dare take such a risk
41:49with the great white hope of Western civilization.
41:52Get the ladder, Onslow.
41:58No!
41:59No!
42:01Ah!
42:02Ah!
42:03Ah!
42:04Now, that was convincing.
42:06Why couldn't you do it like that
42:07when Elizabeth and Emmett came to coffee?
42:09This was for real.
42:10They'd shot up my foot.
42:12The good one.
42:13Hyacinth.
42:14Come and see what Onslow's got me.
42:17Oh, yes.
42:18Oh, come on, Hyacinth.
42:19Some bits of worktop.
42:20Pretty colour, isn't it?
42:22Mr Meriwether thinks he's called Angel Gabriel Blue.
42:26Oh!
42:30Ever giving it away down the tip?
42:34Don't you like it?
42:35Onslow's going to build it in properly for me sometime.
42:39Oh!
42:40That's lovely.
42:41Lovely, Daisy.
42:42And that won't be seen in many homes.
42:56Certainly not in mine.
42:58The lad is in position, but I'm not going up.
43:05He's got no head for heights.
43:09Never even liked tall women.
43:11Bernard, that was tall.
43:13Did you ever see her upright?
43:15Onslow's very strong, though.
43:16I often think how safe I am in those strong arms.
43:28Not all that excited, but safe.
43:31We had a romantic interlude last week.
43:34No, we didn't.
43:35He helped me mend my bicycle.
43:39Oh, aye.
43:40I knew there was something.
43:43Aye, Synth.
43:44You'll have to go up the ladder.
43:45I'm not going up a ladder in broad daylight in an area of social deprivation.
43:50I can't let Onslow do it.
43:53I might need him to pump up me tires.
44:13I can't see anything.
44:15Are you sure?
44:16Well, of course I'm sure.
44:19Look, dear.
44:20If you'd climb just a little high, you could put your hand through the fan light.
44:27Don't knock my dish.
44:28And don't tear me nuts.
44:31Please stop shouting at me.
44:32This requires concentration.
44:49What's going on?
44:50Daddy!
44:51Daddy, where have you been?
44:52We've been worried about you.
44:54Huh?
44:55How?
44:56How?
44:57Huh?
44:58How?
45:00Hey.
45:01Well, I can't.
45:10That's the worst.
45:15That's the worst!
45:17Richard, come down.
45:27I can't get down.
45:31Paul's poor foot.
45:34You see, that's what could have happened to me.
45:39Onslow, get me down off here.
45:43It's a madhouse, a flaming madhouse.
45:47Oh, God, I'm never renting me a bed with this lot.
45:52I'd be good to ask for me money back.
45:57Daddy, don't cry.
46:00You're back, that's the main thing.
46:03I'll put the kettle on and make you a nice cup of tea.
46:05I'll give you Hannah.
46:07I wouldn't let him play with your skateboard.
46:13Some good telly on tonight.
46:14Do you watch neighbours' hyacinth?
46:18What?
46:20Only when they're in danger of letting the area down.
46:23Then I feel it's my duty to keep an eye on them.
46:28Oh, no!
46:32This is not gout.
46:39That this is a fungus infection.
46:41I want everyone to know
46:44that this is a fungus infection.
46:47카드!
46:49Sorry, tribe.
46:49That's it.
46:50Thank you, tribe.
46:50I'll serve you spiritually.
46:50I love you.
46:52Follow-itung.
46:52Wherever you're in danger here,
46:54manter the sleeping room
46:54and are healing you.
46:54And it's over-game.
46:55Remember when you feel it's a coloca
46:56and a piece of trash,
46:57and I stand on thements
46:58while you're everywhere.
47:03Thank you, độ учast.
47:03deber Winning,
47:04and she keeps saying
47:05for two old movies
47:07your job in danger.
47:08Redanse th ear
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