🏹 ALF becomes a legendary outlaw in *ALF Tales Season 1 Episode 1 – Robin Hood*!
In this fairy tale parody, our favorite alien Gordon Shumway stars as Robin Hood, fighting injustice, stealing from the rich, and giving to the poor — all with his signature Melmac-style humor.
🌳 Join ALF and his zany friends in this animated retelling of the classic Robin Hood story, perfect for all ages. Part of the *ALF Tales* series, where fairy tales get flipped into intergalactic comedy!
👽 A must-watch for fans of 80s cartoons, parody animation, and lovable alien mischief.
🎬 Full Episode | English | Family Friendly | Fairy Tale Spoof | Classic Animation
#ALFTales #ALF #RobinHood #ALFCartoon #ClassicCartoon #FairyTaleCartoon
#80sAnimation #CartoonParody #Melmac #FamilyCartoon #AnimatedComedy
#FullEpisode #RetroAnimation #CartoonLTV #SciFiHumor
In this fairy tale parody, our favorite alien Gordon Shumway stars as Robin Hood, fighting injustice, stealing from the rich, and giving to the poor — all with his signature Melmac-style humor.
🌳 Join ALF and his zany friends in this animated retelling of the classic Robin Hood story, perfect for all ages. Part of the *ALF Tales* series, where fairy tales get flipped into intergalactic comedy!
👽 A must-watch for fans of 80s cartoons, parody animation, and lovable alien mischief.
🎬 Full Episode | English | Family Friendly | Fairy Tale Spoof | Classic Animation
#ALFTales #ALF #RobinHood #ALFCartoon #ClassicCartoon #FairyTaleCartoon
#80sAnimation #CartoonParody #Melmac #FamilyCartoon #AnimatedComedy
#FullEpisode #RetroAnimation #CartoonLTV #SciFiHumor
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00:00The End
00:30Oh hi! Today we bring you to England. Back to a time when men were men and women were glad of it. That could be just about any time. But in this case, it's the Middle Ages.
00:48This is the costume of that noble outlaw of Sherwood Forest. Robin Hood. Robin Hood was brave, gallant, generous, and very popular with the ladies. Typecasting. While I change, let me catch you up on the situation. Roll the clip!
01:18England is a mess. Good King Richard is off in a faraway land promoting his new book, How to Be a Really Nice King.
01:28Meanwhile, his evil brother, Prince John, has taken over England. The nasty sheriff of Nottingham is forcing the peasants to hand over all their money and countertop appliances.
01:45While keeping the king's niece, the lovely Maid Marian, a prisoner in Nottingham Castle.
02:04Robin Hood is fighting this injustice by taking from the rich and giving back to the poor. Always at his side are his band of merry men.
02:13Especially his trusty companion, Friar Tuck.
02:22Oh, Tuck? Oh, Friar? Do you know the way to Grandma's house?
02:27Rick, what the heck are you wearing?
02:31I'm Little Red R-R-R-R-R-Riding Hood.
02:34Little Red? No, no, it's Robin Hood.
02:37All right, the Little Red R-R-R-R-R-Robin Hood.
02:41There's nothing little and nothing red, Rick. It's just plain Robin Hood.
02:47Oh, I g-g-g-g-g-get it.
02:49Great. Now get into the Friar costume.
02:52R-R-R-R-R-Right.
02:54On with our story.
02:56W-w-what's a Friar?
02:59Oh.
03:04Robin and his men are spending a typical day in Sherwood Forest.
03:08Stop the middle-aged music.
03:23Let's play something that really swings.
03:26But Robin, Prince John is outlawed all hap music.
03:29That's the best alto saxophone I've ever heard in these woods.
03:53He'd be g-g-g-great in the band.
03:56Only if he could fight as well as he plays.
03:59Prithy-stranger.
04:04Are you as good with the quarterstaff as you are with Yon's saxophone?
04:08What's a quarterstaff?
04:12Oh, you mean the big stick.
04:16As they say in the Crusades, have at you.
04:19Ha! Ho-ho! Ha! Ha-ha!
04:21Wo-wo-wo!
04:24Ah!
04:29How about you again?
04:46Whoa!
04:50Traditionally, the rules call for three out of five.
04:57Four out of...
04:59Sixteen out of...
05:05Maybe we could try bobbing for apples.
05:20I now administer the pledge of the Merry Men to our newest recruit.
05:25Little John, do you solemnly pledge to take from the rich and give to the poor, to help those in need and fight those in power, and to run through the forest in tights, screaming things like,
05:38What, oh, cool.
05:41Welcome to the Merry Men.
05:43Yeah!
05:44Master Robin!
05:48Master Robin!
05:49Prince John is headed this way.
05:52He's with the Sheriff of Nottingham and the entire Royal Guard.
05:56What a break!
06:01The Prince is sure to have the peasants' gold with him.
06:04He won't leave home without it.
06:06We'll take the gold back for the good people of Sherwood!
06:10Yeah!
06:10Are you ready, Little John?
06:14Yo!
06:16Will Scarlet.
06:17My sword is sworn to your service.
06:21Alan O'Dale.
06:23I fight for freedom and liberty.
06:28Friar Tuck.
06:30G-g-g-g-grandma!
06:32What big ears you have!
06:34Does anyone out there fit a size 7 Friar's outfit?
06:55Oh, my, my, my.
06:57Money, money, money, money.
06:59Wonderful, wonderful cash.
07:01Sheriff, do you know what I'm going to do with it?
07:04No, Prince John, you're pointlessness.
07:07I'm going to roll around in it until thoroughly coated.
07:11You are a financial wizard, you slowness.
07:20What's that?
07:21It's outlaw music, and where there's outlaw music,
07:25there's Robin Hood and his merry men.
07:28Robin Hood?
07:30Calm down, you're high-strungedness.
07:33Robin Hood would never attack a fully-armed royal entourage.
07:39Let me rephrase that.
07:43Company, and the forest is a mess.
07:45You're coming with us, Robin Hood.
07:49I'd love to join you in your travels, Sheriff,
07:52but I promised my merry men a big fight.
07:55I'd be happy to help out.
07:59Seize him!
08:00Come on!
08:05Come on!
08:06You are, I want to kill him now!
08:09What's this way?
08:17resources, come on!
08:19Jesus, your mom!
08:20Come on!
08:20Come on!
08:21Come on!
08:22Come on!
08:23Come on!
08:23Come on!
08:25Come on!
08:26Come on!
08:27Oh, my God.
08:57Get off me! I said, seize him! Robin Hood! Him!
09:12Seize him!
09:27Go, go, go!
09:30Go!
09:37What?
09:57All right, Princey. Hand it over.
10:15Hand what over? I don't know anything about any gold.
10:21No!
10:24Hooray!
10:27Hooray to Robin!
10:31Prince John, thank you for your generous contribution.
10:36Oh, my money! My money! My money! It's all gone! All gone!
10:46How I hate that Robin Hood, with his cap and his feather and his rubbing and his dipping and his running through the forest grinning like an idiot.
10:54I hate him. Him I hate!
10:59But I have devised the perfect scheme to trap Robin Hood and have him at our mercy.
11:10Oh, goody, goody, goody! What is your perfect scheme?
11:13Well, first, I made Marion the lovely ward of the absent King Richard.
11:23Good and repulsive, Sheriff. Did I hear you say that you planned to capture Robin Hood?
11:27Yes, my lady.
11:30No!
11:33The scheme! The scheme!
11:36Why, Marion, do I detect that you have feelings for this bandit?
11:43Oh, no. Feeling? No, he's an outlaw. I say fey to Robin Hood.
11:47Good. Good. Because I would hate to think that the woman I planned to marry loves Robin Hood.
11:56Ha! Love that brave, gorgeous, hunk of a merry man.
12:03How could I, after the glorious gifts you've given me?
12:07The 24-hour guard at my door, the moat around my bed, the security cameras in every corridor.
12:14You're too generous.
12:14Just wait till Christmas.
12:19Was it you who mentioned a scheme?
12:22Uh, what is your scheme, Sheriff?
12:25Prince John will declare a royal archery contest to take place on the castle grounds.
12:32Robin Hood will doubtless show up.
12:35Then we have him!
12:37Um, would you excuse me? I have to floss.
12:46Selma, you must help me. I want you to relay a very important message to Robin Hood.
12:52Oh, what is the message?
12:54The message is...
12:56The archery contest is a trap.
12:58Have you got that?
12:59Oh, yes, m'lady.
13:06Get this message to Robin Hood.
13:09Yes! Yes!
13:12Um, the partridge tree conquest is a snap.
13:15Get this message to Robin Hood.
13:29Um, the total free gum test has no plaque.
13:36Okay, here's your tax money.
13:44Now go with my blessings.
13:47Are you Robin Hood?
13:49That depends.
13:50I have a message from the maid Marion.
13:53The message is...
13:56Uh...
13:57No starch in the collar, and I'd like my shirts...
14:02Ah!
14:02Brrra!
14:04Little John, give me your gibberish English, English gibberish dictionary.
14:11Ah, ah, no starch in the collar, and I'd like my shirts wrapped.
14:16Translation, the archery contest is a trap.
14:20You c-c-c-can't go!
14:22You'll be walking right into their trap.
14:24There's no trap that can hold Robin Hood.
14:28I saw a big metal trap once with big sharp teeth, and it springs closed on your foot.
14:35Like this!
14:36I don't think he has one of those.
14:38If we can't s-s-s-stop you from going, then we're g-g-g-g-going with you.
14:44Fine.
14:45With your help, I will win the contest.
14:48Thwart the sheriff of Nottingham, and sweep the fair maid Marion off of her cute little
14:54tootsies.
14:55Then let's be off!
14:58Wait!
14:59We have to wear disguises so no one notices us.
15:03Oh good, I'll wear my great big pumpkin head.
15:06You always get to wear the p-p-p-pumpkin head.
15:09I wanna wear it!
15:11Guys, it's my pumpkin head!
15:14It is not!
15:15Highly trained professionals.
15:22Garag!
15:23Get your ice-cold grog right here!
15:26Get your grog!
15:27Hello!
15:43Awww!
15:45Awww!
15:47Here are today's contestants.
16:01Count backwards from ten.
16:05Certificate of Authenticity.
16:10Mary.
16:13Bobbin Hood.
16:14Never let a good costume go to waste.
16:20Psst.
16:20Puff.
16:24Commence the first round.
16:36Pyeow.
16:39Sorry.
16:40Commence the second round.
16:48Shut up already.
16:51Whoa.
16:51Two contestants left.
17:08Let the final trap, uh, round begin.
17:12No problem.
17:34Woo.
17:47Yee-hoo.
17:50Yee-hoo.
17:51Yee-hoo.
17:53Yippee.
17:54Yippee.
17:55Yippee.
17:56Well, it seems we have a winner.
18:13Well, Mr. Bobbin Hood, where are you from?
18:18I am from that place where justice still reigns.
18:22I speak of Sherwood Forest, the home of Robin Hood.
18:27You walked right into my trap.
18:30You are surrounded by hundreds of my most ferocious guards.
18:35The odds are most certainly against you.
18:38That's where you're wrong.
18:40For I have my two most trusted merry men,
18:43the cool guy and the pumpkin head.
18:45Together, we will liberate the fair maid Marion.
18:49That is, if she'll have me.
18:52Hi.
18:55Fine.
18:56The wedding is off.
18:58Seize them!
18:59This music is outlawed.
19:03God!
19:04Stop them!
19:05Huh?
19:06Huh?
19:07This music is outlawed.
19:08God!
19:09Stop them!
19:10Huh?
19:11Stop them!
19:12Huh?
19:13Stop them!
19:14Huh?
19:15Stop them!
19:16Stop that!
19:17Stop!
19:18This music is outlawed!
19:26God! Stop them!
19:32Huh?
19:34Stop that!
19:38Stop that!
19:42Stop that!
19:44I suspected they were Hepcats.
20:14Who are you, visitor?
20:26Why, it's the wolf. Dressed just like my g-g-grandma.
20:30What's the matter, Prince John? Do you not recognize your own brother?
20:38The king!
20:40It's the king!
20:42Elvis!
20:44What?
20:46King Richard!
20:48Your majesty!
20:58What are you doing on my throne?
21:00Oh my goodness gracious!
21:02Is this your throne?
21:04Make yourself comfortable, Dick.
21:08Uh, Rich.
21:09Uh, your highness.
21:14Long live the king!
21:16Long live the king!
21:18Well, it's good to see you back, your majesty.
21:22Can I get you anything? A soft drink? A hot towel?
21:26Twenty bucks?
21:27Shut up!
21:28Shut up!
21:29You hath tried to usurp me!
21:32I hate that.
21:34I sentence each of you to ten years of watching the Home Shopping Network.
21:38Take them away!
21:40What?
21:42No! No! No!
21:44It's anything but that!
21:52Now, which of my subjects played that cool and glorious music I heard upon my arrival?
21:57It was I, Robin Hood, and my band of merry men.
22:01Then kneel before me, Robin Hood.
22:07I dub thee Sir Robin of Huss, the King of Swing.
22:16Thanks, your majesty.
22:18Sir Robin, you and your band shall play all the big parties at the Nottingham Hall of Catering, commencing with your own wedding to my ward, The Fair May Marry.
22:32And what say ye to me, sweet Robin?
22:34And what say ye to me, sweet Robin?
22:38Marion, what big eyes you have?
22:40What big lips you have?
22:42What big lips you have?
22:44What a big snoot!
22:45Hold it!
22:46Hold it!
22:47Hold it!
22:48Hold it!
22:49I thought you said n-n-n-no little red riding hood!
22:54If the line works, the line works.
22:55And they all lived happily ever after.
22:56Especially me.
22:57Starting in about two seconds.
22:58Now, where were we?
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23:34Ah!
23:35It's time to dip into the bag, oh, male.
23:41Wrong bag. That's my lunch.
23:47Yo, Alfer! I'm an alien, too.
23:50I'm as cute and furry and talented as you, and I could dance.
23:55The networks are beating down my spaceship door for me to do a series.
24:00My agent is sure I will be at least the biggest star as you.
24:03What advice can you offer me?
24:06Signed, Alf Like You.
24:09Dear Alf Like Me, don't waste your talents on TV.
24:14Turn yourself over to the federal government alien task force division.
24:19They'll take real good care of your career.
24:21Do whatever they tell you to do, even if it involves cages and electrodes and brain waves.
24:27They know what's best for you.
24:30And this goes for any other ambitious alien out there.
24:33The rest of you, I'll see you next week.
24:38The nerve.
24:39The nerve.
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