🎸✨ Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventures Season 1 Episode 1 – “One Sweet & Sour Chinese Adventure To Go” (1990) launches the animated spin-off of the hit live-action comedy films Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey. Produced by Hanna-Barbera and Orion Television, this show brings back the time-traveling duo in a fun, family-friendly cartoon format!
In this hilarious premiere, Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted “Theodore” Logan accidentally mess up time again—this time landing in ancient China while trying to order lunch through the time circuits! With the help of Rufus, their wise mentor from the future, the pair must fix history before chaos spreads across centuries. Expect laughs, rock-and-roll antics, and excellent lessons about teamwork and creativity.
🎞️ Series Info:
Title: Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventures
Season: 1
Episode: 1 – One Sweet & Sour Chinese Adventure To Go
Release Year: 1990
Produced by: Hanna-Barbera Productions & Orion Television
Based on: Characters from the Bill & Ted film series
Language: English
Genre: Animated Comedy, Adventure, Sci-Fi
Runtime: Approx 23 min
Original Network: CBS (US)
Voice Cast: Keanu Reeves (as Ted), Alex Winter (as Bill), George Carlin (as Rufus)
💡 Fun Facts:
Direct continuation of the movie timeline!
Features time-travel lessons, historical humor, and moral takeaways.
One of the few 1990s cartoons voiced by the original film actors.
👦👧 Why Kids & Families Love It:
Combines goofy humor, history, and positive teamwork lessons with rock-and-roll style energy!
📺 Watch more classic and modern animated shows on:
👉 https://www.dailymotion.com/CartoonLTV
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In this hilarious premiere, Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted “Theodore” Logan accidentally mess up time again—this time landing in ancient China while trying to order lunch through the time circuits! With the help of Rufus, their wise mentor from the future, the pair must fix history before chaos spreads across centuries. Expect laughs, rock-and-roll antics, and excellent lessons about teamwork and creativity.
🎞️ Series Info:
Title: Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventures
Season: 1
Episode: 1 – One Sweet & Sour Chinese Adventure To Go
Release Year: 1990
Produced by: Hanna-Barbera Productions & Orion Television
Based on: Characters from the Bill & Ted film series
Language: English
Genre: Animated Comedy, Adventure, Sci-Fi
Runtime: Approx 23 min
Original Network: CBS (US)
Voice Cast: Keanu Reeves (as Ted), Alex Winter (as Bill), George Carlin (as Rufus)
💡 Fun Facts:
Direct continuation of the movie timeline!
Features time-travel lessons, historical humor, and moral takeaways.
One of the few 1990s cartoons voiced by the original film actors.
👦👧 Why Kids & Families Love It:
Combines goofy humor, history, and positive teamwork lessons with rock-and-roll style energy!
📺 Watch more classic and modern animated shows on:
👉 https://www.dailymotion.com/CartoonLTV
#CartoonLTV#BillAndTed #BillAndTedsExcellentAdventures #BillAndTedCartoon #BillAndTedAnimated #AnimatedComedy #ClassicCartoon #HannaBarbera #OrionTelevision #TimeTravelCartoon #90sCartoon #RetroAnimation #CartoonLTV #CartoonLTVHD #CartoonLTVOfficial #CartoonLTVKids #CartoonLTVWorld #EnglishCartoon #FullEpisode #CartoonFullHD #ClassicTV #AnimatedSeries #FamilyCartoon #EducationalCartoon #FunnyCartoon #AdventureCartoon #SciFiCartoon #PopCultureCartoon #AnimationFans #AnimationWorld #GlobalCartoon #FamilyShow #KidsTV #RetroTV #OldSchoolAnimation #NostalgiaCartoon #CartoonEntertainment #VintageAnimation #CartoonAdventure #CartoonClassic #90sAnimation #AnimatedStory #EnglishHD #GlobalAnimation #CartoonForKids #CartoonLovers #CartoonStreaming #CartoonFun #AnimatedHistory #BillAndTedFans #AnimatedComedyShow
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00:00I had been selected for a most important journey.
00:03I was to help fulfill the destiny of the two great ones, Bill and Ted.
00:07Wild Stallions rule!
00:11Whenever time stands still and trouble moves too fast
00:16To save the future, we must learn about the past
00:23Whoa!
00:30Whoa!
00:32Excellent!
00:34Big Land Ted's most outstanding adventure
00:38Most outstanding every day
00:41It's outrageous!
00:43The foundation!
00:44Help is always on the way!
00:47Big Land Ted's excellent adventures
00:51It's a party, that's for sure!
00:54Big Land Ted's most excellent adventures
00:59Most Triumphant!
01:01Big Land Ted
01:03Big Land Ted
01:05Big Land Ted
01:07Big Land Ted
01:09Big Land Ted
01:11Big Land Ted
01:13Big Land Ted
01:15Big Land Ted
01:17Big Land Ted
01:19Big Land Ted
01:21Big Land Ted
01:23Big Land Ted
01:25Oh, honey, this face looks just lovely here, don't you think?
01:31What? I can't hear you with all that blamed racket.
01:36Ah!
01:39Uh-oh!
01:40Oh, and you said you didn't know how to dance.
01:45Those kids and their music are driving me crazy.
01:48I am Bill S. Preston, Esquire.
01:57And I am Ted Theodore Logan.
02:00Together, we are...
02:03Wild Stallions!
02:14Whoa, dude, what happened?
02:16I don't know, Ted.
02:17We've either lost our power or our hearing.
02:22Dad!
02:26So, Dad, I imagine you and Missy, I mean Mom,
02:31have come to hear some of our most triumphant music.
02:34Actually, Bill, we could hear you boys quite well from the kitchen.
02:38Outstanding!
02:39Are you kidding?
02:40This stuff is so loud, people can hear you in Australia.
02:46Excellent, mate!
02:47You boys better turn this noise down,
02:49or you could just find yourselves another place to practice.
02:52You got that?
02:53Yes, Mr. Preston.
03:02Coming, Missy?
03:03Yes, dear.
03:05Bill, your father and I are going to buy a new coffee cup.
03:08You boys have fun.
03:09Wow, Bill, your stepmom, Missy, sure is nice.
03:17She sure is, Ted.
03:18But I do not think my father understands the importance of volume to fine music.
03:24I mean, how can we attain true melodious splendor
03:26unless we are allowed to turn our amps up to the utmost limits?
03:30Good point, Ted.
03:31Oh, man.
03:46Your stepmom's brand new antique Chinese vase.
03:49Are you in trouble, dude?
03:51Ted, this is indeed a most heinous turn of events.
03:55I am totally depressed that Circle K does not sell antique Chinese vases.
04:04I mean, they have everything else.
04:07For sure.
04:07Twelve different flavors of super freeze.
04:10Yeah.
04:10The cherry avocado banana is most outstanding.
04:13My question now is, where can we go to find an antique Chinese vase?
04:23Antique China!
04:29Bogus!
04:30There's someone in our time-traveling phone booth.
04:32Hey, dude, get your...
04:34Rufus!
04:36Greetings, amigos.
04:37No, I don't want anchovies.
04:40I'm allergic to the salty little buggers.
04:42It's spelled R-U-F-U-S.
04:45Rufus.
04:46And make it quick.
04:47I'm starving.
04:50Rufus!
04:51What are you doing in the here and now?
04:53I just dropped by from the 27th century to deliver your new Circuits of Time phone book.
04:59Excellent!
05:00Check it out, Ted.
05:01A similar vase of recent vintage will be most severely cheap.
05:05So while I was here, I thought I'd pick up one of your pizzas.
05:08In the 27th century, there's no such thing as thick crust.
05:12Drag.
05:14We would love to hang out and chat, Rufus.
05:17But we are on our way to ancient China.
05:19I'm supposed to warn you guys.
05:21Yeah, we know.
05:22Don't drink the water.
05:30No, it was something else.
05:32Hey!
05:36I said no anchovies!
05:38So this is ancient China.
05:55Looks just like the Epcot Center.
05:58But where is everybody?
05:59Hey, old ancient Asian dude.
06:03We thought China was supposed to be totally crowded.
06:06Give us a few hundred years.
06:12Party on, dudes!
06:13Oh, Bill!
06:29Look at all the plates and cups and saucers and stuff.
06:32Of course, Ted.
06:33That is why they call this country China.
06:36Greetings, young strangers.
06:37I am Dr. Lau.
06:39How may I help you boys?
06:41Dr. Dude, we were looking for a vase of some kind with these sort of blue type flowers and these, you know, very definite little squiggly lines all over and, like, handles on it.
06:50Ah, yes.
06:51Our most popular number.
06:52Here is the display model.
06:54Perfect.
06:54No, no, do not touch the floor model.
07:03Nice move, Ted.
07:05Not.
07:06Can we have a bag, please?
07:08Paper, not plastic.
07:09We are like two environmentally conscious dudes.
07:14She's the heathens!
07:16What are you so upset about?
07:18This one didn't break.
07:19Man, if my dad finds out that I have been sentenced to really hard Chinese labor, he'll kill me.
07:29Not to worry, Ted.
07:31Your father will not be born for another six hundred years.
07:34Oh, good.
07:35Young hoodlums.
07:38How is your task proceeding?
07:41Pretty good, Mr. Mean Guard Dude.
07:43My friend speaks the truth.
07:44We have almost finished that wall we were so unjustly ordered to build.
07:48To the contrary.
07:50Bring on the bricks!
08:00No way!
08:02Yes way, infidels.
08:04Any questions?
08:06Yes.
08:07How can you zip your pants with such long fingernails?
08:10Well...
08:11That's it, dude.
08:19We are finished.
08:21Not bad for a couple days' work.
08:24Well done, young rehabilitated infidels.
08:27So, ugly prison guard.
08:29Are we, like, free to go about our business?
08:31Indeed.
08:32Here are your clothes, nicely dry, cleaned and pressed.
08:35And some money to begin your new lives.
08:38Pleats!
08:39Righteous!
08:39Thanks, dude!
08:41What is this strange contraption parked in this tollway zone?
09:01Have you yokels never seen these devices?
09:03Come on, let's cram inside.
09:04Take a smile, everyone.
09:08We get four pictures for a dollar.
09:15Must be broken.
09:17The great Kublai Khan will know how to fix it.
09:19To the palace!
09:24Oh, man.
09:26I'm too late.
09:27I must inform the dudes.
09:28Oh, I knew I shouldn't have eaten those anchovies.
09:35Ted, we must find a vase and get back to the booth most promptly.
09:39That is true, Bill.
09:40But more importantly, I am most supremely hungry.
09:44Me too, dude.
09:45Okay, let's get lunch.
09:49Welcome to Ooders of Nooders.
09:52I am Keaton Kaboodles.
09:53Would you like some water?
09:57Nah.
10:05Do you have a reservation?
10:07No, I just need to tell my friends about their phone booth.
10:10No reservation, no conversation.
10:13Out.
10:13I do not know if you have what I want, but it is my favorite at the Chinese restaurant
10:24near our house in San Dimas.
10:26And what would that be?
10:28It's called a number 10.
10:31Oh, our special today.
10:33Excellent!
10:34Excellent!
10:34Fortune cookies!
10:44Savory!
10:45Bill, that is dessert.
10:47Where are your table manners?
10:52Sorry, dude.
10:53I cannot resist these delectable taste treats complete with words of wisdom.
10:57Whoa, Ted, listen to this.
10:59Amigos, your phone booth has been towed to the great Kublai Khan.
11:03Confucius says, hustle your butts to his palace pronto.
11:07Man, we had better hurry up and eat our noodles.
11:09But first, I wonder what fortune awaits me.
11:12P.S.
11:14Forget the noodles.
11:15Your pal, Rufus.
11:19Hey, Miss Noodles Kaboodles, ma'am.
11:21Can we get these noodles to go, please?
11:23To go?
11:24Yeah, you know, in like little white boxes with funny handles.
11:29I don't follow.
11:30Like this.
11:33Gnarly, dudes.
11:37Whoa!
11:38We'd better haul our noodles down to that Kublai dude's palace.
11:42Young Seth, wait!
11:45With today's special, you get a free vase.
11:49Excellent!
11:50And so, Marco Polo, my great friend, in honor of your 20 years of loyal service,
12:00it is my great pleasure to present you with this magnificently magical device,
12:04which takes four pictures for a mere dollar, although it is busted.
12:08You're welcome.
12:18Come on, come on, me heavy pot to catch!
12:23A nice guy, but his singing drives me nuts.
12:26To the docks, to the docks, me silent voice!
12:34Psst!
12:34Hey, most honorable young stranger and buddy.
12:37Are you talking to us, sinister and mysterious type dude?
12:40How would you like to win a free trip around the bloody world?
12:44Ted, my easily distracted colleague,
12:46we must make our way to the palace or be stuck in ancient China until it's modern-day China.
12:51But all you must do is answer one simple question.
12:55What color is an orange?
12:58An orange?
12:59Most correct!
13:00You have won a free trip to Italy!
13:03Outstanding!
13:04By way of Shanghai!
13:07Bogus!
13:18Ted, wake up!
13:20Huh?
13:21Where are we, dude?
13:22I do not know.
13:27This is just a guess,
13:28but I would say we are somewhere in the middle of the China Sea, 1295 A.D.
13:33Excellent!
13:34A cruise.
13:35Just like the love boat!
13:40Not!
13:41All right, you idle chaps.
13:42Enough of your gold-breaking!
13:47Shuffleboard!
13:48Outstanding!
13:49Those are mops, you dipstick!
13:51Now get to work!
13:56Bill, I just have one question for you.
13:59What is it, Ted?
14:00What color is an orange?
14:02Ted, you bonehead.
14:03Its color is the same as its name.
14:05Just like a lemon.
14:06I'm the captain, I'm the captain of the ship.
14:08Sailing somewhere in the middle of the China Sea.
14:11Whoa, whoa, whoa!
14:13Look out for the...
14:14Soap!
14:15Yeah!
14:16Nice earrings, dude.
14:17Nice earrings, dude.
14:18Yes, but you really should only wear one, dude.
14:20Ooh!
14:21You interrupted the area for Miss Solopucci.
14:30No one interrupts Marco Polo.
14:35Marco Polo?
14:37Are you the dude that invented that righteous water sport?
14:40If you ever disturb my singing again, I'll have your last to remaster for at least half an hour.
14:48Aye, aye, Captain O Polo.
14:51You boys, you boys, someday you will be fine.
14:55Say, where's...
15:01Dude, we are in big trouble.
15:05No kidding.
15:06Out here in the hot sun without any zinc oxide from my nose?
15:10No, Ted.
15:11I mean, there goes our phone booth.
15:13To the captain's quarters and get out quick before he starts to sing.
15:17Once we find that phone booth, we are two excellent compadres in a vase to go.
15:25Do not forget the noodles in this handy take-out cart.
15:31There it is, dude.
15:38Be totally quiet.
15:39What?
15:40We do not want to wake Captain O Polo.
15:42Man, it is truly dark in here.
15:44All right, Ted, my friend.
15:48Punch in the number for San Dimas.
15:50Here goes, Bill.
15:56Morning, Captain.
15:58Awake, awake, and so I am awake.
16:00And you boys are in big trouble now.
16:05Yo-ho, yo-ho.
16:07I'm painting a ship for Mr. O Polo.
16:09It was quite excellent of the most musical captain to reward us for the task of painting the ship.
16:15Don't you agree, Bill?
16:16Ted, I believe he intended this as a punishment.
16:19Not for me.
16:20I like painting.
16:21My grandmother let me paint her van last summer.
16:24Yeah.
16:25Your grandmother is extremely cool.
16:28Yeah.
16:29Except she wears too much perfume and likes to hug a lot.
16:32Most unnecessary.
16:33All done, dude.
16:39Think Mr. O Polo will like it?
16:41My ship, my ship, you boys have ruined my ship.
16:44Ah, this is an act of mutiny.
16:47Uno momentum, Captain.
16:50Back in San Dimas, for custom paint jobs such as that, one might pay as much as 50 bucks.
16:56Yeah, and we did two coats.
16:58Enough with your foolish talk.
17:00It is time in the plank to walk, you naughty sailor boys.
17:05Focus.
17:18Mrs. Bass.
17:25Bummer, dude.
17:28Focus.
17:33Focus.
17:33Focus.
17:34Focus.
17:34Focus.
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17:54Focus.
17:55Focus.
17:56Focus.
17:57Well, it looks as if everything is ready for my birthday feast.
18:22It looks just a super, don't it?
18:29Sire, bad news. Marco Polo's ship has been reported lost at sea.
18:39Don, he was bringing the rice.
18:43Shoot, we just have to serve the potatoes instead.
18:47Don't quote me, sire, but I think we're out of potatoes.
18:50Ah, poop. Next you tell me the dining hall is flooded.
19:01Dude, you can breathe now.
19:05Thanks, dude.
19:07Marco, you've ruined my lunch and I'll have your head.
19:11But sire, I...
19:13Do not blame Captain O'Polo, your hugeness. It was all, like, our fault.
19:18Whoa!
19:25This burns my brownies.
19:30Twenty years ago, I sent you to China for rice and all you bring back is flounder.
19:36I could adjust the spit...
19:38But your royal dudeness, fish is good brainiac food.
19:41I already have an entree. I need a starch.
19:45Try these on for size, dude.
19:51Mmm, delicious. What's it called?
19:55It's called a number 10.
19:58No, that will never do.
20:00Let me think a moment.
20:02I know it'll just hit me right in the head.
20:07Spaghetti, you bad dog.
20:17Now, what was I saying?
20:22You boys really saved my fanny.
20:26How can I repay you?
20:29Oh, take singing lessons, Mr. O'Polo.
20:32Whoa, Bill.
20:33We had better get back.
20:34His missy mom will be home any minute.
20:36Yeah, I guess we will just have to return without a vase.
20:39You need a vase?
20:41I got plenty of vasey.
20:43Hey, I get them at a noodle shop I visit away in China.
20:50Excellent!
20:52Hair to the right, dude.
20:54I think it should go a hair to the left, dude.
21:02One hair too far.
21:04Oh, missy mom is gonna be dis-pleased.
21:07Hello, boys.
21:08Uh, hi, missy.
21:10I mean, mom.
21:11Go on, dude. Tell her.
21:13Mom, I got some bad news.
21:17Well, we sort of broke your vase.
21:19But we'll pay for it, Mrs. Preston.
21:21Do you boys have any idea what that vase is worth?
21:26A billion dollars?
21:29No, it was a freebie.
21:33A giveaway at that new restaurant down the street.
21:35Oodles of Noodles.
21:37Whoa!
21:38How totally ironic!
21:42Ted, my friend, I have figured out a means by which we can play as loud as we wish without fear of breaking any more invaluable China.
21:51How is that, Bill, my trusted colleague?
21:53I have plugged our amplifiers into these headphones.
21:56Let's try it, dude.
21:57Let's try it, dude.
22:18Big mistake, dude.
22:20Yeah.
22:21But the music was...
22:23Most excellent!
22:25Imagine what you would do if you had a robot, a talking chair, or a genie.
22:41Well, Pee Wee's Playhouse has them all.
22:44And it's next on Kid TV!
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