ALF Tales Season 2 Episode 1 | Hansel and Gretel | Full Episode - video Dailymotion

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🍬 ALF steps into the world of candy, witches, and breadcrumbs in *ALF Tales Season 2 Episode 1 – Hansel and Gretel*!   In this hilarious reimagining of the classic fairy tale, ALF and his pals parody the story of two kids who find a house made of sweets… and a witch with a very bad attitude.   👽 With Melmac-style humor and a lot of heart, this episode brings fairy tale fun to a whole new galaxy. Part of the *ALF Tales* collection, where every legendary tale gets an alien twist!   🎯 Perfect for fans of retro cartoons, animated parodies, and family-friendly comedy.   🎬 Full Episode | English | Classic Cartoon | Fairy Tale Parody | ALF Animated Series  #ALFTales #ALF #HanselAndGretel #FairyTaleParody #CartoonLTV   #ClassicCartoon #RetroAnimation #80sCartoon #AnimatedComedy   #AlienCartoon #FamilyCartoon #FullEpisode #ThrowbackCartoon   #ALFSeries #MelmacHumor

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00:00Presenting Elf Tales with adventure, romance, comedy, and danger.

00:30Presenting Elf Tales with adventure, romance, comedy, and joy.

00:59Hansel and Gretel is a story of a plump Bavarian whose immense appetite gets him in hot water.

01:21That's why I'm stuffing my snot with sauerkraut, to help get into character.

01:27Who's your character, Buick?

01:28Ha, ha. Expect no tip.

01:35The time, once upon a. The place, somewhere foreign.

01:41Hansel, come on. We've got work to do.

01:44Here, you carry the bowling balls.

01:46That's my sister, Gretel. Bless her heart.

01:53We're selling bowling balls door-to-door to raise money for our college education.

02:03Hansel, I think we're lost.

02:05Where's the map?

02:06This isn't a map of the forest.

02:09It was the last one they had at the AAA.

02:13Huh. Should we go this way or that way?

02:17Let's go that way.

02:18Why that way?

02:19Well, for one thing, the other way is blocked by a pack of hungry wolves.

02:23Something's wrong, Hansel. We haven't sold a single bowling ball.

02:32Could be because the game hasn't been invented yet.

02:35At least schlepping these balls through the forest will give you a good workout.

02:38I protest. My contract says, nothing heavier than breadcrumbs.

02:47Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

02:50Maybe we should reduce our inventory.

02:59Lions.

03:00Tigers.

03:03And bears.

03:04Oh, my!

03:09Don't worry. Big Brother will protect you.

03:12There's nothing to be afraid of in these woods anyway.

03:15Ah!

03:18Whoa!

03:20Ooh!

03:22Hey, anybody get the license plate of that truck?

03:26Nice going, kiddo. I think you scared that squirrel.

03:30Wait a minute.

03:31There's not supposed to be a porcupine in this story.

03:35On page 146, there's a reference to a small forest animal.

03:42Hi, toots.

03:43Will you marry me?

03:44Are you rich?

03:45Answer the second question first.

03:47Sorry.

03:48She doesn't date anyone with multiple quills.

03:50Who are you, anyway?

03:53Let's just say I'm on a mission.

03:55I'm on a mission.

03:56Wait, could you just direct us to the nearest house?

04:02Or taco stand.

04:04Well, there's Grandmother's house, but that's over the river and through the woods.

04:07And then there's a Three Little Pigs place.

04:10We did that last season.

04:12And there's Camp Eat a Kid.

04:14Camp Eat a Kid?

04:16I don't like the sound of that.

04:17They have a cookie orchard there.

04:20Point me in the right direction.

04:22Go about two miles and hang a Yui at the enchanted tree.

04:26Fruit Rolls.

04:28One of my favorite food groups.

04:30Stop thinking about your stomach.

04:32We're still lost.

04:34But at least we've got something to eat.

04:39Hey, sucker.

04:40What are you doing with my kiwis?

04:43Whoa.

04:45Well, you must be Mr., um, the, uh, enchanted tree.

04:49We missed our charter flight.

04:51Can you tell us how to get to Camp Eat a Kid?

04:54Uh, this way.

04:58Woo!

05:02Wow.

05:04A dream come true.

05:06I feel a sugar rush coming on.

05:17Uh, Hansel, you don't know where that roof has been.

05:23Jalapenos.

05:28Mangoes.

05:32Plum Bavarian Boy.

05:37No Plum Bavarian Boy.

05:39The recipe specifically calls for Plum Bavarian Boy.

05:44No substitutes.

05:49This roof could use a little bean dip.

05:52Yeah!

05:53Whoa.

05:54Well, what have we here?

05:58Cable repair.

05:59We fixed your shopping channel.

06:01A little fattening and you'll serve four.

06:04You poor, sweet, plump Bavarian Boy.

06:09Why don't you stay a while and I'll cook you.

06:11I, I mean, cook for you.

06:14Great.

06:15I'm starved.

06:17Hansel, are you okay?

06:19I'm fine.

06:20My cellulite broke the fall.

06:22And I've got other plans for the little frow line.

06:30Welcome to Camp Eaterkid.

06:33The most popular resort in the forest.

06:37Uh, if it's so popular, how come nobody's here?

06:40It's the off season.

06:42Come spring break, this joint will be jumping.

06:46Hansel, let's get out of here.

06:48She gives me the creeps.

06:49Relax, she's not so bad for a hideously deformed woman.

07:00This will be your room, plump Bavarian Boy.

07:08You can call me Hansel.

07:11Oops, wrong room.

07:13What, no mints on the pillow?

07:28What kind of hotel is this?

07:30Now let me show you your room, my Swiss.

07:33Sweet dreams.

07:41Ha ha ha ha ha!

07:52Life would be perfect.

07:53If only I could get rid of this rash.

07:56Today on Okra, plump Bavarian boys who get eaten.

07:59After a fix...

08:00Uh, Hansel, it's time to take your measurements for a year, Muck.

08:14Hey, give me a hand.

08:16Almost ready.

08:33You look a little thin.

08:35Are you sure you're eating enough?

08:37It's my metabolism.

08:39I can eat all I want and it never shows.

08:41Oops.

08:42Oops.

08:44I'll have to check the warranty on my liposuction.

08:47You look fine.

08:49Here, have another can of Crisco.

08:52No thanks.

08:53But that's Gretel's fave.

08:55By the way, where is she?

08:56Oh, uh, she's having breakfast in bed.

08:59Hey, where's our s-s-s-slop?

09:07Yeah.

09:08Who said that?

09:10Hello.

09:11Hello.

09:13Hello.

09:14Hello.

09:16We're Theodore and Simon.

09:18I thought there were three of you guys.

09:19All we know is we came for a vacation.

09:22The old lady gave the kid a deluxe suite and made us prisoners.

09:26Gee, that happened to me and my portly brother, Hansel.

09:30And we haven't heard from Alvin since he...

09:35Rise and shine, happy campers.

09:38We've got a feast to prepare.

09:51Peel these kumquats on the double and throw them into the pot.

09:55What are we having for dinner?

09:57I believe the appropriate word is who.

10:01Ha-ha!

10:04Who?

10:06What kind of cookbook is she using?

10:08There it is.

10:10What about the ch-ch-ch-troll?

10:12He looks kind of sleepy.

10:14Maybe a lullaby would send him to dreamland.

10:17La-la-la-la-la-la-la

10:26Don't worry, be sleepy.

10:28I guess he was sleepier than I thought.

10:31On the count of three.

10:33One, two, three.

10:36Boy, he could sleep through breaking dishes, clanking chains, and other loud sound effects.

11:06She's an evil witch.

11:09Mushu plump Bavarian boy, mesquite-grilled plump Bavarian boy, plump Bavarian boy fajitas.

11:20I've got a worn handsel.

11:24Hello, room service.

11:32I'd like to order two large pizzas, extra tabby paws, hold the swimmers and gaggers.

11:39Sis, so you've been in the Polynesian coconut relay.

11:42And nice outfit.

11:44I'm getting a sarong.

11:46Hansel, we've got to get out of here.

11:47That old lady's a witch and she plans to have you for dinner.

11:49Of course she plans to have me for dinner.

11:51I just ordered a pizza.

11:53No, Porco.

11:54She's eating you for dinner.

11:56Here, look at this book.

12:00Mmm, tasty.

12:05That's me.

12:06She can't eat the star.

12:09Yes, she can.

12:10Let's b-b-b-boogie.

12:12But we haven't even been formally introduced.

12:14What happened here?

12:29Where are my prisoners?

12:31Where's my cookbook?

12:33And most important, why am I talking to a lizard?

12:36To the pool!

12:36Hansel, this is Theodore.

12:39Theodore, this is Hansel.

12:41Weren't you president of my seventh grade homeroom?

12:44Whoa!

12:45Whoa!

12:46Whoa!

12:53And don't think about escaping.

12:56Thrall will be watching the door.

12:59If we can't get out the door, we'll have to tunnel our way out.

13:02Aren't you done yet?

13:06Hey, watch it!

13:08Quit complaining.

13:10You got us into this mess.

13:11I'm not complaining.

13:13I'm supervising.

13:15We're done.

13:16Come on down.

13:18Bonsai!

13:19I'm stuck.

13:22Call the network.

13:23I think there's a movie in this.

13:31I told you not to eat everything in sight.

13:34Hey, I'm a growing Bavarian boy.

13:44Well?

13:45Jersey City?

13:47No way.

13:49What was wrong that time?

14:00Cartoon cliche.

14:03Ouch!

14:05Isn't it time for a commercial yet?

14:08Oops.

14:10Nice oven.

14:11Self-cleaning.

14:13So glad you could make it for dinner.

14:16Ah!

14:17Ah!

14:18Ah!

14:19I'll be back to get you in one hour.

14:33In the meantime...

14:36...head out!

14:37I must say, tunneling out of prison sure gives you an appetite.

14:51Hold it.

14:53She wouldn't want you if you were skinny.

14:56What?

14:57She only wanted me for my body?

14:59I know.

15:00You have to get rid of that flab.

15:02And fast.

15:03But I'm the perfect weight for someone who does nothing but eat and watch TV all day.

15:07Not another bite?

15:09You are going on a crash diet.

15:16Hey!

15:17Hey!

15:18Hey!

15:19Hey!

15:20Hey!

15:21Hey!

15:22Hey!

15:23Hey!

15:24Hey!

15:25Hey!

15:26Hey!

15:27Hey!

15:28Hey!

15:29Hey!

15:30Hey!

15:31Hey!

15:41One more handful!

15:42You can do it!

15:48And four!

15:49And five!

15:50And six!

15:51Go for the burn!

15:53I'd rather go for the doughnuts.

15:55Hey, look!

15:56Aliens are landing!

15:57Hey!

15:58Hey!

15:59Hey!

15:59Come on, I'm hungry.

16:04So's the witch.

16:11Wow, I've slimmed down to fudgy.

16:15Come on, Hansel, you still have five pounds of ugly fat to go.

16:20That tacky music.

16:22I can't control myself.

16:299,021, 9,022, go, Hansel.

16:47A million and one, a million and two.

16:50Come on, you lazy bones.

16:52But we're change.

16:53No pain, no gain.

16:59She'll be here any minute.

17:01This sauna should melt off those last few pounds.

17:04Gretel, call my tailor.

17:06Everything gets taken in.

17:10Where's my main course?

17:18Go ahead, make my dinner.

17:21Get him!

17:24But I thought he had to be fat.

17:26Hey, I gotta watch Michael S.

17:28throw, too.

17:50I told you to wash the gym socks.

17:52One more step and the reptile gets it.

18:00All right, witch, into the sauna.

18:07You're good with the limb burger, Hansel.

18:10Hey, I'm a cheese whiz.

18:12Ah!

18:12Wait!

18:20I'm not leaving the forest without my bowling balls.

18:29Hmm.

18:31Not bad.

18:33After them!

18:37Come on, guys.

18:38We're not out of the woods yet.

18:40Catchy slogan.

18:48How do you like my home security, sir, Slogan?

18:51You left out the pit bull.

18:57Everybody to the volleyball net.

18:59You know I can't spike.

19:01You know, this flying through the air stuff is getting old.

19:14And these landings are murder.

19:16Next time I get a stunt person.

19:17How'd you get here so fast?

19:25What do you think this broomstick's for?

19:28Lighthouse wick?

19:29I'm a witch.

19:30There, I said it.

19:31Thank you for sharing.

19:33What are we going to do?

19:34I don't know about you,

19:36but I feel like bowling.

19:40Ah!

19:41Strike!

19:43Nice work, boys.

19:45These are the creeps I've been chasing.

19:46How did you find us?

19:49I got a tip from some forest creature named Alvin.

19:52He escaped.

19:54We're a trio again.

19:55And you two will get a fine reward for this.

19:58Our college education.

20:01How about me?

20:03I hope you like prison food.

20:08But we're still lost.

20:12No, we're not.

20:16Has-beens.

20:25There's our ticket out.

20:26It's my trail of bowling balls.

20:32Back to civilization.

20:34Bright lights, big city.

20:36Gridlock, acid rain, trash TV.

20:40Oh, I love happy endings.

20:41When we got out of the forest,

20:46Theodore and Simon were reunited with Alvin.

20:49Gretel became an aerobics instructor.

20:51And me?

20:52Well, I gained back the weight

20:54and invented bowling.

20:55Another hole-in-one.

21:06Ah!

21:07Gordon, send us

21:12Into outer space

21:16Cause there ain't nobody like you

21:23In the Melmachian race

21:27Teach us, Gordon

21:31Make us rich

21:35Ha!

21:38I kill me!

21:39I kill me!

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