00:00Clear the hall. I wish to speak to Brutus alone.
00:11Brutus, you've got to have something to take the people's minds off the fact that I've raised their taxes.
00:18And what do you suggest, my Caesar? You know how ugly they get.
00:23Ugly, smugly. I've invented a new game. We use a stick and hit a ball.
00:29There'll be two teams. Men against hungry lions.
00:34Lions? Who in all of Rome would be stupid enough to play with lions?
00:39Excuse us for barging in, but are you the fellas that order the pastrami sandwiches?
00:44How's that grab, your highness? Yeah.
00:52Now, this is where you play my game. I throw this ball and you hit it with that bat. Ready?
00:58Ready.
00:59Ready.
01:02Excellent.
01:04Now, you're next at that and look at your emperor and he speaks to you.
01:10Bow and say something. Bow and do something.
01:15What do I do in this game? Why am I dressed in black?
01:18You are what we call the umpire. You will spend most of your time trying not to get hit by pop bottles.
01:25I'll accept that.
01:27Time to start the game, then. Let's go.
01:30Where's the other team? Well pointed them. Here they come now. I get the royal axe.
01:45Well, what do you say, men? Shall we be yellow sniveling cowards?
01:48Why not?
01:57Okay, okay. Enough clowning around. Play ball.
02:01I'd better hit the ball every time so I can keep running.
02:10Be safe.
02:11What?
02:14Out, out, out. I said he was out.
02:20Remember, boys, whoever wins the game gets to have the other team for dinner.
02:27Pressure is good for the sport.
02:30I wonder how a look would catch up on me.
02:32Now I'm getting angry. What's going on here?
02:46Get up.
02:49That's not the way to play the game. Where's your sportsmanship?
02:58There goes the bat.
02:59Well, fatty, my people are impressed with your bravery, and I'm going to make you general of my armies.
03:11How do you like that, lame brain? We're all set for a life of easy living.
03:15I'll learn the lovin'.
03:17Are there any special favors you'd like to request, General?
03:21Yeah, let's send our servants out for a couple of pastrami sandwiches.
03:25Servants? Why, you butterfingered screwball. Grab them!
03:27Uh-oh.
03:29See you around, Cease.
03:31Come back here, you gentlemen!
03:34Out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out.
03:37You just get offboard.
03:45I dropped off yourlei, out, out, out, out, out, out, out.
03:48You could have a chance.
03:51Just go back and drop the arm to you.
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