The New 3 Stooges S01E72 Rise & Fall Of The Roman Umpire.ia

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00:00Clear the hall. I wish to speak to Brutus alone.

00:11Brutus, you've got to have something to take the people's minds off the fact that I've raised their taxes.

00:18And what do you suggest, my Caesar? You know how ugly they get.

00:23Ugly, smugly. I've invented a new game. We use a stick and hit a ball.

00:29There'll be two teams. Men against hungry lions.

00:34Lions? Who in all of Rome would be stupid enough to play with lions?

00:39Excuse us for barging in, but are you the fellas that order the pastrami sandwiches?

00:44How's that grab, your highness? Yeah.

00:52Now, this is where you play my game. I throw this ball and you hit it with that bat. Ready?

00:58Ready.

00:59Ready.

01:02Excellent.

01:04Now, you're next at that and look at your emperor and he speaks to you.

01:10Bow and say something. Bow and do something.

01:15What do I do in this game? Why am I dressed in black?

01:18You are what we call the umpire. You will spend most of your time trying not to get hit by pop bottles.

01:25I'll accept that.

01:27Time to start the game, then. Let's go.

01:30Where's the other team? Well pointed them. Here they come now. I get the royal axe.

01:45Well, what do you say, men? Shall we be yellow sniveling cowards?

01:48Why not?

01:57Okay, okay. Enough clowning around. Play ball.

02:01I'd better hit the ball every time so I can keep running.

02:10Be safe.

02:11What?

02:14Out, out, out. I said he was out.

02:20Remember, boys, whoever wins the game gets to have the other team for dinner.

02:27Pressure is good for the sport.

02:30I wonder how a look would catch up on me.

02:32Now I'm getting angry. What's going on here?

02:46Get up.

02:49That's not the way to play the game. Where's your sportsmanship?

02:58There goes the bat.

02:59Well, fatty, my people are impressed with your bravery, and I'm going to make you general of my armies.

03:11How do you like that, lame brain? We're all set for a life of easy living.

03:15I'll learn the lovin'.

03:17Are there any special favors you'd like to request, General?

03:21Yeah, let's send our servants out for a couple of pastrami sandwiches.

03:25Servants? Why, you butterfingered screwball. Grab them!

03:27Uh-oh.

03:29See you around, Cease.

03:31Come back here, you gentlemen!

03:34Out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out.

03:37You just get offboard.

03:45I dropped off yourlei, out, out, out, out, out, out, out.

03:48You could have a chance.

03:51Just go back and drop the arm to you.

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