Contractor is Angry because he didn't get the job

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00:00Hello there. I'm coming to ask you why I didn't get the job.

00:04Well, you didn't get the job because you lied to me, mate.

00:08What do you mean by that?

00:09On your TV, you said you can speak English and British.

00:16Yes. And as you can tell, I can speak English. I can speak British too.

00:23Okay, mate. Now tell me, what's the difference between English and British?

00:27What do you mean you don't know the difference?

00:32Do you want me to teach you? You can give me a job, I'll teach you what the difference is.

00:37It's a big difference.

00:39Look, look, look, look. On top of that, yeah, I typed in, yeah, how to make a CV on Google, yeah,

00:48and the first image that I see was your CV, the CV that you handed in to me.

00:53Well, that proves how great my CV is. They must have copied that.

01:01You're still lying to me.

01:02Google copied it. Google copied it for me, you know.

01:05Google copied for me.

01:05Because it's such a great CV, it's just the best CV ever.

01:10Mate.

01:10Right? And that's why I should get the job, you know.

01:14Mate, listen, you're not getting any job from me. You lied to me on the interview.

01:18You're still lying right now. Are you not embarrassed?

01:22I'm not. No, I'm not lying.

01:25What do you mean?

01:26Everything in that CV is true, and everything I said in the interview is true.

01:31So you expect me to believe that there is a language called English,

01:35and then a language called British, yeah? And you speak both?

01:38There is, yes. The Britons speak the British language, and the English speak the English language.

01:44Symbols out. The English and the British are not the same, you know.

01:52Mate, stop lying.

01:53British people are living in Britain. English people are living in England.

01:58It's a big difference.

01:59But they all speak English. They speak the same language.

02:03Well, no, the British people speak a slightly different language from the English.

02:08British. And that is exactly the difference.

02:11I told you already too much, because I thought you're going to employ me for telling you the difference.

02:17Listen, in our office here, right, we're a small office, we're a small business here.

02:22I'm trying to grow by hiring good people with integrity, good morals, you know, people that can elevate this company.

02:30We don't hire liars, you know. It says bad things about your character.

02:35Well, I'm all of that, but not a liar.

02:39That actually sounds like you've taken it from my CV.

02:45I've taken it from your CV now.

02:48Yes, exactly. That's exactly how I describe myself.

02:51The CV that you copied from Google.

02:54Great integrity, hard working, all the things.

02:59No, Google took that from me.

03:00And how did Google do that? Tell me.

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