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00:00Previously on Men in Trees...
00:02When did you two start sleeping together?
00:04Buzz is married?
00:06She's an important mail-order bride.
00:08I love you very much.
00:10She needs her artificial sunlight to keep from getting really cranky.
00:14I really wanted to be near you.
00:16You got a lot of nerve telling me all this, buddy.
00:20So you're not married anymore?
00:22Divorced. I have a kid.
00:24Sarah Jackson, you've been served.
00:26Will you please marry me?
00:28I'll marry you, Patrick!
00:30For sale. The cabin.
00:32I'll fix it up.
00:34She can't buy a bunch of house when we get.
00:36I want to take you up on your offer to work on my house.
00:38Are you going to be roommates?
00:40Lynn! Maren, stop!
00:42You want to go back to your pregnant ex-girlfriend?
00:44That's fine with me. You just lost yourself a great catch.
00:46Maybe we should get married.
00:48You know what I'll never get?
00:50It's why you could open your heart to someone who broke it into pieces,
00:52but you couldn't open it to someone who just wanted to heal it.
00:56I'm sorry.
00:58Why?
01:08The day had turned stormy in the kingdom far, far away.
01:14I can't see!
01:16It's getting worse, right? Stay close.
01:18Just keep your head down. Follow the trail.
01:26Cash!
01:28The fair princess was lost.
01:30Cash!
01:32And the sky was dark gray.
01:34This part's scary.
01:36It's okay.
01:38It all works out in the end.
01:40I'm not so sure about that.
01:42Had an arctic cyclone blow my roof off once.
01:44Not helping, Jerome.
01:48Thanks for looking after Lynn.
01:50No problem.
01:52How you doing, buddy?
01:54I'm okay.
01:56Come on.
01:58Come on.
02:00Talk to me!
02:02Talk to the second hand!
02:06Is it working?
02:08Since I still want to kill you?
02:10No.
02:12You sure you want to make that move?
02:14I'm good.
02:18Like candy from a baby.
02:22One again.
02:23Woo!
02:24Hey, guys.
02:26I'm worried about Maren.
02:28I left a note on her door.
02:29She wasn't home yet?
02:30She went up at Coquique earlier.
02:32I thought she'd be here by now.
02:33She's up on a mountain.
02:35What?
02:38Cash!
02:44Okay.
02:48It's all right, okay?
02:49Keep your eye on the trail.
02:52Cash!
03:02She knew there were breadcrumbs that marked her way,
03:04but now she couldn't find them.
03:06Will she be okay?
03:07She'll be okay.
03:10Well, I'll be okay.
03:12Ah!
03:22Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away,
03:30a princess was home in her castle, preparing for the new day.
03:36Sun trip time, it can't be wrong.
03:38While she was working, up in the sky, dark ink black clouds started dancing by.
03:50Kind of scary for a kid.
03:52It's a fairy tale.
03:53I just bought it.
03:54I like fairy tales.
03:55You know, they're scary in the middle, but then it works out at the end.
03:59I find the rhymes both didactic and over-simplistic.
04:03It's for her baby, Jerome.
04:05It's supposed to be simple.
04:07You been buying books already?
04:08What's it going to be?
04:09One of them Suzuki kids?
04:10There's nothing wrong with looking ahead.
04:12I have a whole bag of special things I'm saving for this kid.
04:16Hey guys, what will it be?
04:18Two too many specials, Theresa.
04:20And a huge congratulations.
04:22You two are getting married.
04:24We are.
04:25Thanks.
04:26Come on.
04:27Let me see.
04:36My.
04:37Holy Buddha.
04:39You must really love this guy, because that is one tiny rock.
04:42He bought it for me in high school.
04:44It is a sentimental value.
04:46We wish you two the very best.
04:48Yes.
04:49May you be as blessed as this old man and me.
04:52Yep.
04:53We're coming up on our 10th anniversary.
04:55Still feel like we were made for each other.
04:57Sweet.
05:12Hi.
05:13You want some lunch?
05:14With a hand?
05:15I'm good.
05:16I'm on a roll.
05:17I'm going to get this writer's room finished by the end of this weekend if it kills me.
05:21Slow down.
05:22It's ambitious, I know.
05:24But ambitious is how it used to be.
05:27I got all hung up on this stupid boy stuff.
05:31Lost my writing mojo.
05:33Speaking of boys, that tree Jack gave me has got to go.
05:44It's blocking my inspirational view.
05:46It's two feet tall.
05:48Now?
05:49Sure?
05:50But in a year, it's going to be taller than me.
05:54You've got to look ahead, Cash.
05:56And down.
05:58Holy crap.
05:59That's great.
06:00You actually managed to paint yourself into a corner.
06:01Ho ho ho ho.
06:02You're next, buddy.
06:03You're next, buddy.
06:24buddy
06:34what's that what that's official what do you got jury duty i wish it just summons my um
06:43ex is suing me for full custody of maddie i'm sorry yeah thanks do you have a good lawyer not
06:52you hey listen they can be expensive if you need a loan or anything thank you i'll be okay
07:17don't baby one more time don't make me sit all alone
07:22no way but i can't let go
07:26i'm like a fish out of water a cat in a tree you don't even want to talk to me well it's all
07:33i know it but i can't let go
07:36it won't take me back when i come around
07:41around the mag and i'm moving down like a train wreck
07:44oh hey maryn congratulations great news for you thanks
07:59you just play some paintball no i was painting my new writing room thank you very much or it painted
08:09you oh that's great maryn good to have a new project after the jack debacle there's no debacle
08:16gerald gerald comes to alaska falls for mountain man he marries someone else it's broke back maryn
08:24we had a fling people nothing to recover from i am deliriously happy setting up my new home
08:30once i get a fortifying lunch here i am moving on to landscaping
08:34well you better get your outdoor work done soon we've got a big rainstorm coming in yeah
08:40nothing like the arctic cyclone they're due to get up near anchorage arctic cyclone those are two
08:46words you don't hear much in new york along with excuse me and rent controlled
08:50cyclones are pretty wild you get rain snow winds flooding you have to be prepared for everything
09:01up here don't you yeah storms heartbreak the arrival of morgan fairchild morgan fairchild visited elmo
09:10oh not yet just putting it out there in the universe
09:14okay people the latest marine weather report still shows the arctic cyclone passing well to
09:22the west of us but this is a good time to review your emergency procedures and check your roofs
09:28we have emergency procedures sure should always have a bag pre-packed with your essential items
09:34toothpaste numchucks whatnot numchucks that's my bag you make your own and then we all meet at the
09:42chieftain did jerome come up with that no there's thick balls and food oh and you should know where
09:47you uh fall in the case of emergence tree what it's almost version of a phone tree but you know not
09:55everybody has a phone so we go house to house each person in charge of another person look just added
10:03yeah oh i'm honored well who am i in charge of well no one yet because you're the end
10:11thought i'd start you off slow good thinking all right you are on
10:19hey elmo i have been hard at work trying to dig up this little tree in my backyard but the thing just
10:29won't budge it shouldn't surprise me seeing that it is an elmo tree and elmo is a town so tight that
10:37even the trees want to stick around but still it amazes me this town that tree how can something so
10:46small have such deep roots hey you leaving me i'm putting together our emergency bag silly should have
10:59done it years ago well don't forget to pack my slippers and my super bowl suspenders how are
11:06suspenders going to help you in an emergency you ever try running with your pads down around your ankles
11:11okay old man i'll pack your suspenders right after i find your birth certificate right
11:19oh gee wong
11:34dick
11:39ready for bed what are you doing in my closet i was checking out your moth situation and i am happy to
11:45report that you are 100 percent insect free you can't go in there why there's something in there
11:52i didn't want you to know about oh are you hiding my birthday present in there not exactly well i don't
12:00have time for real games i just want to hang up my dear god what is that i passed gas
12:11in my closet i didn't want to do it in front of you it's too early in the relationship
12:19i was trying to keep the romance alive well cats out of that closet i would have lit a match but i
12:25didn't want your acrylic uniforms to go up in flames next time just get yourself outside before you do
12:30do that i'll try but it's hard to control we'll try all right
12:38i don't suppose we could still no
12:44you're up early you stupid tree
12:54stupid jack
12:58come inside i got something might cheer you up princess
13:10i finished the floor for you i can see that and put up some shelves
13:20and you're welcome gosh this was my floor to finish not yours you had no right to do this
13:27she's trying to help no i don't need your help
13:29man you are cranky i'm sorry i didn't mean to jump all over you i'm just annoyed that i can't
13:40get anything done these days i can help you with that i'm not sleeping with you i'm not talking sex
13:49i'm talking spiritual rebirth
13:50so he's a therapist he's more like a soul healer wait a minute he's not one of those quacks that's
14:00going to charge me 500 to clean my aura master todd really helped me master todd seriously that's
14:07his name yes it is and i suggest you open your mind a little where does this guy live wait a minute
14:15are you taking me to see rumpelstiltskin sorry opening opening oh who was that
14:31we're here
14:32this is quite an office you have that's what you hid oh okay tongue huh tongue show him your tongue
14:52oh boy oh boys hi you're stuck
14:56yeah i'm up a tree so good call i can't work with this he can't work with this yeah i heard him
15:09may i ask where you got your therapy degree where you went to school defray the technical institute
15:16you went to study therapy there semiconductor manufacturing but this isn't about me this is about
15:21you you you keep trying to move forward but you're stuck in a moment of great pain you can't let go
15:32jack jack kerouac i did that training with him one summer back in malibu he told me about the rocks
15:40what rocks well you must write down every issue every negative thought that's holding you back
15:47on a rock and blue for you and red for her and then you go up a mountain and you throw all your burdens away
15:57only then will you be free
16:02that's it
16:06pay the guy how much oh i don't do this for the money
16:10is a 20 okay 50 would be better
16:20thank you master todd yeah you call me todd well it has been an experience todd not you
16:27mom mom yes baby can i have my nightlight of course you can
16:40he's scary tonight it's just the wind
16:45lying bad's gonna happen to you promise i promise i will always take care of you
16:53you know i'm only doing this so i can write about it for my book
17:13maybe master todd meant you'd feel better if you drank something on the rocks like vodka
17:17drink too much
17:23done
17:26where's your jack rock he doesn't deserve a rock
17:30isn't he kind of a big issue for you oh why is everyone hung up on this i just think you have
17:35to give yourself permission to mourn what you and jack had it was real it happened it takes time to get
17:40over that i know what happened he's the one who seems to have forgotten i've gotten engaged to someone
17:45else
17:47bitter
17:53it'd be great if all problems could be solved with the rock
17:56hey everything okay it will be i'm fine are you sure yeah
18:07you want to rock no you better save those for yourself
18:15hey how's it going listen the offer you made the other day the loan yeah yeah it still stands
18:25thanks i'm going to take you up on it because it's for maddie and i will pay you guys back
18:30i know thank you
18:34it's coming what is the cyclone is headed right for us we got to get everybody to safety right now
18:39i'll start the truth
18:52what kind of person only has one trouble
19:22i'm a simple guy
19:35you really need to take your satellite to the chieftain yes yes i do
19:38who knows how long we're going to be there without it my emotions are like an out of control teacup ride
19:47what are you doing i get gassy when i'm nervous i'm trying to be discreet
19:51we're already outside you work downwind dick for god's sakes come on
20:05what are you doing i'm going to be doing that i'm going to be doing that i'm going to be doing that
20:19only my wife could take one hour one hour to put on her makeup to go sit in a dog bar sorry maybe number
20:26one would have been faster what that's it i'm out of here you should drive alone maybe that way
20:35you see anything by the side of the road that you like better than me you can feel free to stop
20:40woman woman woman what the hell is wrong with you
20:54i'm floppy second oh geez you mean oh gee wong i knew her buzz
21:03girl had only two teeth and a whole mouth and they were black look like little dominoes
21:10that's why she's not smiling in the picture with her mouth open wait a minute hold on
21:18mike let me explain how could you lie to me all those years okay i move halfway around the world
21:26for some man who thinks i'm just okay all right this girl was my first choice on paper but she was
21:33uh on layaway for some other guy perfect because you're gonna be laying away from me now too but
21:42my when you walked into that hotel room i knew you were meant for me if i saw your real application
21:50believe me you wouldn't even make my top ten you said you're a great cook you give foot rubs and oh
21:56you're gonna serenade your wife every night with your beautiful singing voice so i exaggerated
22:02you've never sunk to me once but not once nothing zip not once look we gotta get to the chieftain so
22:09come on baby get in the truck and we'll discuss when we get there okay oh you what rubs my ass go
22:17come on take a shift help a burdened girl out sorry your problems your weight can't short circuit the
22:36process oh fine i bet there are some burdens i can let go of
22:45aha
22:49don't exercise i think my 50 pound bag and i have proven otherwise today
22:52so what's your one trouble
23:01plenty of reasons you're withholding you need a second rock for that
23:05hey welcome to the elmo hilton hey is everyone here yeah getting there it's really gonna hit us
23:23huh dead on about an hour or so i'm glad you're here oh let me get that i have some of my stuff for the
23:30baby we're here long enough for you to drop that thing we're gonna need another keg
23:38checkers
23:42checkers checkers
23:46okay sure i should warn you i am quite good at games bring it on red
23:52ooh nachos and he hates cheese so i gotta keep away from her who hates cheese that's crazy my fiancee
24:00it's one of the many things we're learning about each other before we wed everything i learned
24:06i love her more dick where's my satellite
24:12oh okie dokie
24:14i may have left it at your place when i had to and then i
24:29wait you know is this a word game because if so you should county any in yes yes it is the word is
24:35fart dick farted and now i don't have my light machine
24:38oh god i have a slight flatulence problem made worse by onions and perhaps your mother okay
24:47well no nachos for you big guy
24:52don't don't learn too much about annie you know sooner or later you might find something you wish you hadn't
24:59okay you ready yep
25:02done
25:09show off
25:17goodbye missing deadlines
25:21see ya getting carbs this does feel pretty good
25:27huh what i don't like the looks of those clouds down there
25:32we need another 10 beers coming up i'll put on a call see
25:41hey um i want to say thanks part of the job but you are welcome
25:47no no i mean for the money
25:51what money sorry the loan the one that you and ben gave me sure of course
26:02the day had turned stormy in the kingdom far far away the fair princess was lost and the sky was dark gray
26:12this part's scary can we go back to the beginning oh it's okay everything works out in the end
26:17i'm not so sure about that had an arctic cyclone blow my roof off once not helping drew
26:22my my i said i said i was sorry i'm sorry too i'm sorry i don't have one tooth in a misshaping ear like g wall
26:34whoo one again who's the champion you are the champion that's right i am the champion
26:42you want you want a piece of this bus no no i'm good
26:47fraidy cat i'm worried about maren i left a note on her door she wasn't home yet she went up at
26:53co-keek earlier i thought she'd be here by now she's up on a mountain see ya fear of failure
27:00well that was the last one look at that almost completely covered in clouds you can't even see the men
27:23anymore problems are so small that's a cyclone coming in come on i thought i was heading west yeah
27:33must have turned on us jack nobody should be out in this exactly
27:43wow one again who wants some of this your lady is no shrinking violet when it comes to gamesmanship
27:59she's more like an exploding daisy copy that i could play with a blindfold on
28:03what's wrong i lost
28:15just checkers i know i'm depressed i need my sound machine
28:24head down all right follow the trail
28:33head down all right
28:49cash
29:03baron
29:21baron
29:31She knew there were breadcrumbs that marked her way, but now she couldn't find them.
29:40Will she be okay?
29:42She'll be okay.
29:43Okay.
30:01Cash!
30:07Merritt!
30:10Jack!
30:12Jack!
30:14Hey!
30:15Follow me!
30:16Wait, Cash was with me.
30:17Where?
30:18I don't know.
30:19We can't stay out here.
30:20Well, I'm not leaving without him.
30:23Cash!
30:31Hey, baby, it's okay.
30:42I know it would make you feel better, Maddie.
30:46A game of Twister.
30:50You scare me.
30:51Maddie.
30:52I'll play too, Maddie.
30:54We can take her.
30:56Bring it.
30:58Three hours and counting.
31:00Hey, looks like we better start handing out free burgers.
31:03Why not?
31:04You're being awfully generous these days.
31:09Hey.
31:11What was that about?
31:12Sarah told me about the loan we gave her.
31:15It's just for a lawyer.
31:17Her ex is trying to take custody of Maddie.
31:18Well, I don't care what it's for.
31:20Then what?
31:21Look, I know I didn't make the kind of money that you made before we got married,
31:26but I thought we were partners.
31:28And partners discuss things like loans before they happen.
31:32Is this really about us sharing our money, or is this about something else?
31:35If you're going to give our money to your ex-girlfriend,
31:39it would be nice if you told your wife.
31:46Stop!
31:48I think this is where I lost him.
31:51Cash!
31:51We need to keep moving.
31:54It's too dangerous.
31:57Hey!
32:00Cash!
32:01You're okay?
32:02Yeah, you?
32:03Yeah, fine.
32:04Sorry, I lost you.
32:05It's okay.
32:05Hey!
32:06We need to keep moving.
32:07This way down is better.
32:09No, it's north facing.
32:09We need to go this way.
32:10I've lived on this mountain.
32:11Get out of this way.
32:12You're going to die on it, too.
32:13Someone pick!
32:15Fine.
32:15We'll go his way.
32:23Left foot, yellow.
32:29If you win, it's only big ones.
32:31At least three times as long as mine.
32:33Spin!
32:36Right hand, blue.
32:37Looks like I'm the winner.
32:48Numero.
32:49Uno.
32:50Numero.
32:52Uno!
32:53You pushed me.
32:56Whoa.
32:57Sore loser.
32:58Party of one.
32:59Annie, that's enough.
33:00Enough?
33:01I'm not stopping now.
33:03I'm on a roll.
33:04No one wants to play with you.
33:06Yeah, because I'm beating the pants off of him.
33:09No, because you're a mean, competitive.
33:14Rhymes with Mitch.
33:25Excuse me?
33:26I couldn't hold it in.
33:38I couldn't hold it in.
33:38I'm laughing.
33:55Yeah.
33:56Yeah.
33:58You made me laugh.
34:00I brought your shoes.
34:13I thought you said you loved everything about me.
34:16Yes.
34:17So I get competitive.
34:20That's who I am.
34:21Okay.
34:22Well, maybe some things we both may need to work on.
34:27Like, maybe not yelling at little boys.
34:34In that case, I would like you to stop interrupting me
34:38and using the term orifice when you mean office.
34:42But you always laugh when I say, I'll call you at your orifice.
34:46The first three times you said it, yes.
34:50Okay.
34:52That hurt?
34:55Does this make you not want to marry me?
34:57What?
34:57No.
34:58I want to marry you like crazy.
35:01I just don't want to play checkers with you.
35:04Ever.
35:05No.
35:08Don't do that again.
35:10Yeah, but I said...
35:10Yeah, I lied.
35:16Hey!
35:17He made it!
35:18Oh.
35:22Where's Jack?
35:23He's right behind us.
35:24Hey.
35:28Hey.
35:28Hey, Jack, Jack.
35:31Hey.
35:31How'd you go?
35:33Hmm.
35:34You don't ask for going out there.
35:43Thanks.
35:49Hey, man.
35:49Thanks for helping us out.
35:51Yeah.
35:52Yeah, you could have been killed out there.
35:54Yeah, I know that.
35:55Yeah, well, Maren didn't.
35:58He did a lousy job of protecting her.
36:00That's ironic coming from you, Jack.
36:02Now you don't want to hurt her.
36:04Maybe you should leave her alone.
36:05Aren't you marrying someone else?
36:06That has nothing to do with this.
36:07Really?
36:08Because that's the reason she was up on that mountain to begin with.
36:12You want to blame someone?
36:13Blame yourself.
36:23Break it up!
36:24I'm all right.
36:25I'm down there.
36:27Well, everything's okay.
36:29Come on.
36:31Come on.
36:31I didn't think so.
36:34No.
36:35I didn't think so.
36:40Cash?
36:42Sorry, princess.
36:44No, I'm sorry.
36:50Don't worry about it.
36:51I'm going to go get some ice for my hand.
36:53Okay.
36:56Must be nice having two men fight over you.
36:59Even one would be nice.
37:03Ben, you mind if I use the stage for a minute?
37:06Be my guest.
37:08And you, you wait right here.
37:15Hey there, folks.
37:17I'd like you to share a little song I'm about to sing to my bride.
37:22A serenade to my number one, if you would.
37:29Why do birds suddenly appear
37:40Every time you are near
37:45Just like me
37:48They long to be close to you
37:53On the day that you were born
38:00Every time you
38:02Hey.
38:18Hey.
38:19What did he say to make you do that?
38:26Uh, he said
38:28That I was the reason you were up there
38:31He's partly right
38:33I was trying to get some closure to us, I guess
38:38On a mountain
38:40It involved a rock
38:43Did you get closure?
38:49What do you hear, Jack?
38:52It's, uh, hard for me, too, Maren
38:55I know it's unfair for me to say that
38:57But it's true
38:58We might not be together
39:01But that doesn't mean that
39:02Everything we had instantly gets wiped away
39:05I wish I could
39:09There was a lot there
39:21There was
39:24We're gonna be okay
39:33Yeah
39:36Thanks
39:41For punching him
39:45For saying it was real
39:49Storm's over
39:55Thank you
40:09Thank you
40:14I'll see you
40:14I'll see you
40:19Thank you
40:23Yesterday he said my eyes
40:31Sometimes it's not until a storm comes
40:35that things get unearthed
40:36We get to see what's underneath
40:39The dark secrets and the truths
40:42that in the light of day we keep hidden
40:44I wouldn't feel this way
40:48He said
40:50For some, the truth will make them feel closer
41:05For others, it will make them more alone
41:11Hey Sarah, take this from Maddie
41:12He seemed to like it
41:14But it's for the baby
41:15Um, I'm not sure I want her to believe in fairy tales
41:19Pain will get uprooted
41:38Some pain still too deep to be seen by human eyes
41:54But in time, as we replant ourselves
42:01We will be thankful
42:03Because like the roots of a tree
42:05It is what lies beneath that allows us to grow
42:09Together
42:12Or apart
42:15Apologies
42:20Apologies
42:24Apologies
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