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00:00Previously on Men in Trees
00:02Patrick and Annie
00:03You did their chart?
00:04I say get married, it's gonna be a great wall of disaster
00:06My family's gonna love you
00:08Hi, Emma
00:09Hi, you're Patrick
00:10Yeah, you are gonna love these guys, Ma
00:12You're the first woman I've ever dated that makes me want to throw my vows right up the window
00:16I haven't been able to get you out of my head
00:18Woah, woah!
00:20I'm sorry I'm not ready
00:22I got this job
00:23Offer, I know
00:24I took it
00:25We both need some time and space
00:27I guess nine months of two is gonna give us a lot of luck
00:29We're so out of that
00:45Run!
00:59No!
01:00No!
01:02No!
01:03No!
01:04No!
01:05No!
01:06No!
01:08No!
01:09No!
01:10No!
01:11Danny!
01:12No!
01:13No!
01:14No!
01:15What is it?
01:16No!
01:17No!
01:18No!
01:19Get out!
01:20Get out!
01:22You and Jack are in big trouble.
01:43I had a dream, a premonition.
01:47You and Jack were in a forest being chased by a wolf.
01:50A hungry wolf, and then you came to a clearing.
01:54And...
01:56And you needed Jack, and he was gone!
02:00Poof!
02:01Okay.
02:02You were just having some pre-wedding stress.
02:04Can I get you a sedative?
02:05I need you to listen to me.
02:07Okay, let's review.
02:09Jack was gone in your dream because he's going to the Bering Sea for nine months to study
02:13whales.
02:14No.
02:15I'm talking about wolves because these are all over town.
02:20You gotta watch out for your man.
02:22Jack is not my man.
02:24Not if you let him go.
02:27Do you ever feel like kicking God out of bed?
02:35I do.
02:36Because our relationship with God, it's like a marriage.
02:40There are days that we know without a doubt that this is the person we want to spend the
02:43rest of our life with.
02:44And then there's days where we just want God to get out of our face so we can have some
02:48alone time.
02:50I'm here to tell you, that's okay.
02:52And if you and God aren't communicating in here, maybe you need to go out there.
02:59The world.
03:00Nature.
03:01Alaska is some of the most beautiful land on this earth, and God created it.
03:07Remember why you fell in love with him, her, in the first place.
03:11So get out there.
03:13Climb a mountain, row a boat, run through the woods, and scream at the top of your lungs.
03:19Any way that you go about it, God will join you.
03:25My pleasure.
03:27Great to see you.
03:30See you next Sunday.
03:35So, Sarah Jackson, you finally saw me give a sermon.
03:43Yes, I did.
03:44Mm-hmm.
03:45Is it wrong to say I was slightly turned on?
03:47That is the best review I've had all day.
03:50Some of these people, they think I'm a little unorthodox.
03:53They prefer sermons you can sleep through.
03:56Hey, Steve, how's it going?
04:10Is that bad?
04:15No, I was kissing this guy.
04:18I think it was pretty extraordinary.
04:23Guys!
04:26This is my mom.
04:32Welcome to Elmo.
04:37My.
04:39My.
04:40Patrick's my, my.
04:42Okay.
04:44Buzz's wife.
04:46Okay.
04:47The mail order bride.
04:49Oh!
04:50Oh!
04:51Oh!
04:52I, I thought that was a joke.
04:53Oh!
04:54So did I when I first placed the ad.
04:56Who's laughing now?
04:57Come here.
04:58Ah!
04:59Oh!
05:00I'm Patrick's mother.
05:02So, I brought you something from New York.
05:06Oh!
05:07We brought you something, too!
05:09Oh!
05:10Well, look at that.
05:12We're all gonna wear them tomorrow for the first rehearsal.
05:16Well, there's more than one rehearsal?
05:18Oh, it's very complicated.
05:19Yeah.
05:20But don't you worry.
05:21Celia and I have it all mapped out.
05:23Oh.
05:24You just have to show up.
05:25Well, I certainly hope I can do a little more than that.
05:27Well?
05:28You can wear the shirt.
05:30Easier not to resist.
05:31I'm getting that.
05:32Perfect.
05:33Now, what did you bring for us?
05:35Well, actually, it's something I brought for Annie.
05:39Yay!
05:46Yes!
05:47Oh!
05:48Domino Dan!
05:49Oh!
05:50Is it legal to bring that thing on the plane?
05:52This thing is my cat.
05:54I've had him for ten years.
05:56And he's come all this way just to be in your wedding.
06:00Oh!
06:01What?
06:02What's he gonna do?
06:03No, I have very specific plans.
06:04Nobody told me about a cat.
06:05I always wanted Domino Dan to be my ring bearer.
06:08And that is why I made this tiny pillow.
06:12Oh!
06:13Look at that!
06:14It's perfect!
06:17Oh, Mom.
06:20I'm getting married in ten days.
06:23Group hug.
06:25Come on, come on, come on.
06:27Group hug.
06:29Okay.
06:30Okay.
06:39Your new hockey team can play as well as your mascot can drink.
06:41You're in for a winning season.
06:42How come the Husky gets to drink for free, huh?
06:45All team members do.
06:46It's one of the benefits of having an owner that runs the bar.
06:48Husky's doing shots.
06:49And you were upset that I gave a raccoon a protein bar.
06:52Yeah.
06:53No more of that when I'm gone.
06:54I can't believe you're living in eleven days.
06:57Yeah, well, you'll survive.
06:59I hope.
07:00So, uh, after the Husky passes out, can I be the mascot?
07:04There's actually some skill involved, Jerome.
07:06He skates in that suit.
07:07And I bet he does funny falls.
07:09I'll do funny falls, too, after twelve shots of whiskey.
07:12Yeah, but he gets back out.
07:14Look, they only drink for free in the off-season.
07:16Well, that must explain why they're having an off-season for the last eight years.
07:20Hey, all that's gonna change now that I'm in charge.
07:23Mmm!
07:25Ooh!
07:26Ooh!
07:27I like this in charge.
07:28Thank God.
07:29Got the latest wolf posters.
07:31Oh, and I got your wedding wine shipment last night.
07:34It's all safe in the back.
07:35Yay!
07:39Oh, and the non-alcoholic stuff for my dad.
07:41The Fojolet?
07:42Yeah.
07:43That is an affront to mankind.
07:45Oh, so the wolves are getting closer, huh?
07:47Yeah.
07:48They cited one in Sitka yesterday.
07:49You gonna go find him, Jack?
07:50I'm trying.
07:51They're running pretty quick.
07:52Can they kill you?
07:53Look, if you see one, just throw something at it and yell.
07:57And then I'll call you.
07:58Good thinking.
07:59Good thinking.
08:00And dip and turn and drag and wink.
08:14Go higher, higher, go for the fire.
08:19You with us, Mary Alice?
08:20You with us, Mary Alice?
08:21All I can see is floor.
08:24What?
08:25You already attached the rings?
08:28We've gotta get the little guy acclimated to the weight.
08:32And stop!
08:33Okay.
08:34That's great.
08:35Does the dragon seem angry to you?
08:38Okay.
08:39Let's take a break.
08:40Okay.
08:41I'm sorry.
08:42What about this dragon?
08:43Isn't it fabulous?
08:44It's important for Mom-Mai to blend cultures at the wedding.
08:45Yes, and I embrace that.
08:46As you know, I played the good woman of Sichuan at the boardwalk dinner theater.
08:51But as mother of the bride, I feel that my character definitely belongs in the head.
09:01Oh, no.
09:02The head is very difficult to operate.
09:03They even have special schools for that.
09:04It's better in the tail.
09:05She can't kick you from there.
09:06Hey, Padre.
09:07Can I talk to you about a non-skid runner?
09:08You know, you and I should have lunch.
09:09Just the two of us.
09:10You know?
09:11Just the bio mobs.
09:12The bio mobs?
09:13No, that's a t-shirt.
09:14Okay, everybody.
09:15Ready for our test run?
09:16Yeah.
09:17No matter what, I'm sorry.
09:18I'm sorry.
09:19I'm sorry.
09:20I'm sorry.
09:21I'm sorry.
09:22I'm sorry.
09:23I'm sorry.
09:24I'm sorry.
09:25I'm sorry.
09:26I'm sorry.
09:27I'm sorry.
09:28I'm sorry.
09:29I'm sorry.
09:30Now, Maren, on my signal, you and Domino Dan will follow the trail up to me.
09:35You ready?
09:36You bet.
09:37Here we go.
09:48He's just standing there.
09:50He's just getting in the zone.
09:52Any moment now, he's gonna...
09:55Run out the door!
09:57Oh!
09:58Our rings!
09:59Oh!
10:00Oh!
10:01Where'd it go?
10:02No!
10:03Domino Dan!
10:04Domino Dan!
10:05Domino Dan!
10:06No!
10:07No, no Dan!
10:08Get a T!
10:09Domino!
10:10When Domino Dan runs away in Queens, at least he can smell his way home.
10:22The sausage factory's right around the corner.
10:24But here, there's nothing to smell but clean air.
10:27Ann Elizabeth, listen to me.
10:28Ann Elizabeth, listen to me.
10:29We will weather this storm.
10:30The women in our family do not cry around weddings.
10:34We do not cry.
10:35We do not quit.
10:36While your great-great-grandmother, Bridget Sullivan...
10:38Bridget Sullivan never shed a tear.
10:39Not a single tear.
10:40And she got married during the great famine.
10:41They had nothing to serve at that wedding but gruel and horse meat.
10:42If the famine did not get us, we are certainly not going to cry over something like a lost
10:55kitty cat.
10:56The week before the wedding is such a stressful time, I've seen women cry over burnt toast.
11:00Not Annie.
11:01Oh.
11:02Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!
11:03Kitty, kitty!
11:04So, what's going on in there?
11:05Some sort of talent show?
11:06No, it's a wedding rehearsal.
11:07I came to bring you this.
11:08Okay.
11:09I'm being called before the board.
11:10We're concerned you're doing some things that are pretty nontraditional.
11:13Things like weddings?
11:14Things like sermons not from the pulpit.
11:18Suggesting that God might be a woman.
11:20Now the dragons.
11:22Yeah, I'm not a traditional guy.
11:24I thought that the board wanted that.
11:25Yeah, well traditionally, our pastor is not a mess.
11:26He actually went to the church and he was a friend of the church.
11:28It's a different way to bring you this.
11:29Okay.
11:30I'm being called before the board.
11:32I'm being called before the board.
11:33We're concerned you're doing some things that are pretty nontraditional.
11:37Things like weddings?
11:38Things like sermons not from the pulpit.
11:40Suggesting that God might be a woman.
11:42Traditionally, our pastors don't have premarital relations.
11:44Excuse me?
11:46You haven't exactly hidden the fact that you're seeing someone now.
11:49Yes, I'm seeing Sarah Jackson.
11:50We're having a relationship.
11:51But that doesn't mean that we're having relations.
11:56Right.
11:57So you're having a platonic relationship with a woman who used to be the Tavs?
12:00No, uh, okay.
12:03I'm not going to stop seeing Sarah because it makes a few folks uncomfortable.
12:09Well, those folks are the people you came here to lead.
12:12People count on you for spiritual guidance.
12:15People believe in you and the vows you made to the church and to God.
12:19You want to risk all that for one woman?
12:25So you're asking me to choose between Sarah and my job.
12:32I'll see you on Sunday.
12:33Ow, what was that for?
12:39The cat was the first sign.
12:41The feline is all-knowing, and it knew my charts for Patrick and Annie were right.
12:46This union is doomed.
12:48Would you stop with the Chinese Zodiac?
12:50The cat took off because he knew he looked stupid.
12:52He was wearing a pillow.
12:53What are we going to do?
12:55I'm not going to tell my son he can't get married because a rabbit doesn't like a pig or whatever the hell is.
12:59Rabbit and pig?
13:01We should be so lucky.
13:02Come on.
13:29Thanks for coming so fast, Jack.
13:31No problem.
13:32It was big.
13:47This is an emergency?
13:49The drunk mascot from Ben's hockey team?
13:53Well, he was a little more convincing when he was conscious.
13:56Well, I think you're safe.
13:58Not this time.
14:01But who am I going to call next time I have a real animal emergency?
14:05Well, I have a replacement coming in the next few weeks.
14:07Oh, the next few weeks.
14:08Oh, that's great.
14:09Note to self, do not get attacked by a wolf in the next few weeks.
14:13Hey.
14:15Hey.
14:15Are you okay?
14:16Well, excuse me for caring about the well-being of Elmo.
14:19I worry about Elmo all the time.
14:22Do you think it's easy for me to leave?
14:24I don't know.
14:24It kind of seems so.
14:27It's not.
14:27I guess there is a part of me that doesn't want you to go.
14:38Oh, sorry.
14:46I'm sorry.
14:50It's okay.
14:51I can't do this.
14:53If I kiss you, I'm going to want to stay.
14:55No, I get it.
14:57Go.
14:58Go.
15:00Maren, if you want me to stay, just say so and I'll stay.
15:03I'm not going to be that girl.
15:05I'm not going to be that girl who asked you to stay.
15:08What do you want me to say?
15:09You should stay because you want to, not because I say to.
15:13That's crazy.
15:14Is it?
15:14Yeah, no, you're just jerking me around.
15:15I'm jerking you around.
15:17Yeah, you are.
15:19Okay, if I was jerking you around, which, P.S., I am not, I would have every right to.
15:24You have been jerking me around for months.
15:25So now what, you're just trying to get back at me?
15:27No, I am expressing to you how I feel.
15:30I'm leaving.
15:30You have made that very clear.
15:43I know I said I wanted a veteran on the team, but this guy's washed up.
15:48I gave the payphone number to Alexander Brovka's agent.
15:54Chieftain?
15:54Well, yeah, this is the official bar of the Alaska Huskies.
16:00Please hold.
16:01Some guy with an accent.
16:03Russian or Polish?
16:05Could you say, uh, the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain?
16:12Definitely a Rusky.
16:14All right, listen.
16:15When you come back with a realistic counter, call me.
16:17Hello, Victor.
16:23How are you doing?
16:25Good.
16:27Yes.
16:27Oh, and then there's Aunt Ivy.
16:31She's a talker.
16:33And she's got dementia.
16:34I never know what to do with her.
16:36Well, put her over by the jukebox with my deaf cousin Stan.
16:39We'll never know what hit him.
16:43I'm so glad that Annie was busy with her bridal beauty regime.
16:46Gives us a little time alone.
16:48I do so appreciate you including me in some of the planning.
16:52Nonsense.
16:53You're the mother of the bride.
16:55You can't be left out.
16:56Compliments of the chieftain.
17:00Proud sponsor of the wedding reception.
17:03Welcome to Elmo.
17:04Well, that is so sweet.
17:08Cheers.
17:10Well, shall we have a little toast?
17:12Well, I'm on duty.
17:13Can't indulge.
17:14Oh, well, of course.
17:16I shouldn't either.
17:18Bob doesn't approve.
17:20Then again, Bob's not here.
17:23Shall we toast the kids?
17:24Just a sip.
17:25To Annie.
17:26I need your cat.
17:27Mary Alice!
17:31Celia?
17:35Is it a seating chart?
17:37And champagne?
17:38No, this is not what it looks like.
17:40Oh, you're not arranging seats and living the high life without me?
17:44Would you like a glass, dear?
17:46Oh, I wouldn't want to interrupt.
17:48My...
17:48Excuse me.
17:49Good day, ladies.
18:53You're lucky. Some people don't know how they feel until they get that ring on and commit to being together or commit to being apart.
19:00Commitment is complicated. When things get a little hairy, we have to decide, should we stay or should we go?
19:12Animals have instincts about these things, fight or flight. But human relationships are more complex. How do we know when to give up the fight?
19:23All right.
19:24All right.
19:28Honey, have you seen my battery-powered... Whoa. What?
19:33What?
19:34I knew it. My face is a disaster.
19:36What? Oh, no, no.
19:38You winced like when people see a car crash. My face is a car crash.
19:42Honey, seriously, it's not that... Well, I'm sure that you could do something to fix it.
19:46Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I...
19:51All right. Here you go. It's gonna be okay.
19:54I don't need those. The women in my family do not cry around weddings.
19:58Oh. Okay.
19:59Maren would know what to do. Have you seen Maren?
20:02I don't think she and I are talking.
20:03Why not?
20:04We had a fight.
20:06I know you can't tell by my expression right now, but I'm very upset. What did you fight about?
20:12I have no idea. You're thinking about your eyebrow right now, aren't you?
20:19I'm sorry. I'm too disfigured to listen.
20:23All right.
20:28What's this sermon about?
20:35I don't... I don't know yet.
20:41I'm having a... I'm having a tough time with this one.
20:47Wow.
20:49Writer's block?
20:50No, it's more like soul block.
20:53Tell me.
20:54I really shouldn't involve you in this.
20:58No. Involve me. I want to be involved. We're involved.
21:05I'm being called in front of the board.
21:07Apparently, they think that you and I are having sex.
21:11Oh.
21:15So I am involved.
21:16It's none of their business.
21:17Besides, they should have a little bit more faith in me.
21:20Here I am. I'm doing the right thing, which is not easy because you were very sexy.
21:24And I'm still getting flack.
21:28This is what I was worried about.
21:30I don't want to mess things up for you.
21:32Hey, you are not messing things up.
21:37Other than God, you are the best thing that's ever happened to me.
21:42Really, Sarah, you are unbelievable.
21:46You really need to stop kissing me before I do something that I know that I shouldn't.
21:58About time.
22:16I've been going at it for half an hour now.
22:18Hey.
22:23Hey.
22:24Break it up, you two.
22:28Are you an angel?
22:31Crying out loud.
22:35You're not an angel.
22:38You're going to marry my daughter's son.
22:42Hey.
22:44Let's go.
22:46Hey.
22:48Come on.
22:49My dragon's dragon.
22:57I'm not usually like this.
22:59I don't know what came over me.
23:01You want more?
23:05Yes.
23:09I do want more.
23:12Sometimes I just feel like I can't breathe.
23:13You know, I get this thing in the back of my throat and I just feel like...
23:16I love you.
23:17I love you.
23:24Oh, thank God you're here.
23:25Yes.
23:27I brought my cud to hangover tea for your new drunkity-drunk best friend.
23:30Not that either of you deserve my help.
23:40After what you did?
23:41I was just being sociable.
23:43You hate society.
23:45You could have included me in your dumb lunch.
23:49I would have included you.
23:51Huh.
23:52Like you included me in your dragon head and your t-shirts and your crazy charts.
23:55I think I'm okay.
23:56Well...
23:59Fine.
24:00Consider yourself crossed off my list.
24:02Oh, please.
24:03No, no.
24:04I will still celebrate the ominous nuptials of our offspring.
24:08But you and I...
24:10We're through.
24:11I am no longer talking to you.
24:14Starting...
24:15Now.
24:27Drunkity-drunk feels awful.
24:30I didn't mean to leave her out.
24:33Well, actually I did.
24:34But...
24:35Now I feel terrible.
24:36Well, that's probably the champagne-vodka combo.
24:38No.
24:40It's because that's exactly how I felt at my own wedding.
24:45I mean, Bob insisted on inviting his entire extended family, but there wasn't room for my cousin Ethel.
24:53I didn't even get to choose the kind of cake that I wanted.
24:56Because Bob thought the devil's food was too risqué.
25:03Wow.
25:05But the icing on top of that tasteless vanilla cake was when Bob led the conga line.
25:16And nobody even came to grab me.
25:19I had to join the back of the conga line at my own wedding.
25:30I wanted to cry.
25:32But you see, the women in our family don't cry at their weddings.
25:44I think I'm ready to come out now.
25:46I'd like to start today by thanking all of you who participated in the spaghetti dinner.
25:53Which managed to raise 104 big ones.
25:57So, give yourselves a round of applause.
26:00Everyone.
26:02It's a beautiful thing when people come together in a common goal.
26:05Whether it be celebrating the Lord or selling garlic bread.
26:10Excuse me, could I sit here?
26:12This seat is taken.
26:13The seat is taken.
26:16Now, let's get down to business.
26:20Staying on the subject of charity.
26:23One of my favorite passages is Corinthians, chapter 13, verse 13.
26:27And now, abideth faith, hope, charity.
26:31These three.
26:33But the greatest of these is charity.
26:40It's hilarious.
26:42I'm talking about charity and you folks won't even give a lady a seat.
26:45I became a pastor because I wanted to make a difference.
26:58I felt, I believe that God put me on this earth to share my gift of faith with others.
27:04But some people here, some people who supposedly represent the interests of this parish, have made it clear that they don't have faith in me.
27:17And if you don't have faith in me, I can't do my job for God.
27:24So, as of today, I'll be tendering my resignation.
27:31I don't know where I'm going to find myself next week, but I have faith that it's all going to work out.
27:41And I hope that the faithful among you will eventually join me.
27:45What are you doing?
27:53Choosing you.
27:59I feel really guilty.
28:01Why? He didn't ask him to leave?
28:02No, but he left for me.
28:04No one's ever done that before.
28:05No one's left a job, let alone a whole friggin' church.
28:09What if I'm not worth it?
28:11You are worth it.
28:13But it's so romantic, the man left his church for you.
28:17Supposed to Jack, who can't get far enough away from me.
28:21What happened?
28:22We had a fight, a huge fight.
28:24About what?
28:26Wolves.
28:27Him staying, him going, I'm not really sure.
28:31Oh, you had that fight.
28:33What?
28:34The fight you have, so it'll be easier to be apart.
28:37Emotional distance to avoid thinking about real distance.
28:40You're good.
28:43Maybe you don't want him to leave.
28:45Maybe you want him to choose you over his job.
28:47No.
28:48I never would've said that.
28:50But didn't you?
28:51In a way, with that fight?
28:53Well, I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to talk.
28:56What did they say about plans?
28:59God laughs.
29:01Oh.
29:02That's a good sign.
29:03I just stole his boyfriend.
29:04I'm really sorry.
29:05You can still have your church wedding.
29:06I just can't perform the ceremony.
29:07But we want you to do it.
29:08No, I still can.
29:09I just can't do it in the church.
29:10We'll figure it out.
29:11It's cool.
29:12Right?
29:13Yeah.
29:14It's cool.
29:15Oh, man.
29:16Oh, man.
29:17I really messed up.
29:18Oh, man.
29:19I really messed up.
29:20Those kids, they didn't do anything wrong.
29:22And I lost them in their church.
29:23I couldn't wait until after they went in to get home.
29:24I just can't do it in the church.
29:25We'll figure it out.
29:26It's cool.
29:27Right?
29:29Yeah.
29:31It's cool.
29:32Oh, man.
29:33I really messed up.
29:47Those kids, they didn't do anything wrong.
29:49And I lost them in their church.
29:50I couldn't wait until after they went in to get all defiant.
29:53You followed your heart.
29:55It's admirable.
29:56Well, it's a problem.
29:57I leap first and think.
29:59That gets me in trouble.
30:03Come on.
30:04How much trouble does a man of God get into?
30:14I could go for some mint tea.
30:17How about you, Snookums?
30:19Annie, we no longer have a location in which to get married.
30:23It's okay to have a little freak out right about now.
30:26I don't need a little freak out, Patrick.
30:28Really?
30:29No Domino Dan, no wedding band, no...
30:32Are you deliberately trying to upset me because it's not going to work?
30:38No, no, no, no.
30:39I'm just telling you it's okay if you want to postpone the wedding for a couple weeks.
30:45Patrick, this is a marriage.
30:47It's not like picking a different movie time.
30:50We are getting married at the aforementioned time and a different place.
30:57That's all.
30:58Is he really okay?
30:59I'm really okay.
31:00Churches are stuffy anyhow.
31:01I just like that big wide aisle and the bells.
31:02Yeah.
31:03I really wanted church bells and two eyebrows.
31:04But all I really need is you.
31:06You're such a little trooper.
31:08I want to make our wedding your best day ever.
31:09No.
31:10I don't know why you're the best.
31:11No, I don't know.
31:12I don't know why you're the best.
31:13I don't know why you're the best.
31:14No, I don't know.
31:15I just like that big wide aisle and the bells.
31:16Yeah.
31:17I really wanted church bells and two eyebrows.
31:20But all I really need is you.
31:24You're such a little trooper.
31:33I'm going to make our wedding your best day ever.
31:35Please.
31:36Please.
31:37Please.
31:38Please, move.
32:08Oh, that was cool.
32:25Hello, Mai.
32:28You're still not talking to me.
32:38Could you please tell Mai she's being ridiculous?
32:42Um, can't you?
32:43No, she's not talking to me.
32:45You, I gotta talk to you. Come.
32:47Um, why aren't you speaking with Celia?
32:50Because she betrayed me and she mocked my astrological belief system and dire predictions.
32:54Oh.
32:55Like someone else I know.
32:56Oh, yeah, I saw your big bad rule.
32:58You did?
32:59Mm-hmm, you wanna know what it did?
33:00It ran off.
33:02So you didn't stop your prophesying about Jag and me.
33:04Hello, Mai.
33:07There.
33:07Hi.
33:09Uh.
33:15Jag.
33:16I'm sorry about the other day.
33:18I was picking a fight with you.
33:22Why?
33:24Because I'm mad that you're leaving.
33:28Well, sad.
33:30I'm covered in a coating of mad.
33:34And bitchy.
33:37That's a lot of layers.
33:38Yeah.
33:39But you need to go.
33:40You have to go.
33:42It's a great opportunity.
33:44And I didn't mean to make it harder on you.
33:52I worry about you all the time.
33:54I know you do.
33:56You worry about everyone.
33:57But I'll be okay, I promise.
34:00I will look out for me.
34:02And you take care of whatever you need to do.
34:07Why is Mai staring at us?
34:14It's a long story.
34:15It's a long story.
34:27Patrick?
34:44What's going on?
34:46It's supposed to be a surprise.
34:49What did you do?
34:50I got your bell.
34:52Oh.
34:52Hey, tomorrow I'm going to rig it up on the roof and get married right here.
34:57Where we met.
34:58Where we met.
35:00We're going to ring that bell for all of Alaska to hear.
35:04And we'll be okay.
35:10Yeah, I'll have the paperwork drafted.
35:12You'll have it on your desk tomorrow.
35:15This is going to be great.
35:17Thanks, Victor.
35:18Bye.
35:19I did it.
35:20Did what?
35:21I got my goalie, Alexander Brodka.
35:23Oh, my God.
35:24It took forever, but I knew I was going to get him.
35:26I just had to stick with it.
35:28Why were you negotiating outside?
35:30I needed some quiet.
35:31Well, how long were you out there?
35:33A few minutes.
35:3744 minutes.
35:38You've been outside for 44 minutes.
35:40Who's been watching the bar?
35:42Jerome, get back around the bar.
35:51Sorry, the husky was thirsty.
35:53Yeah.
35:54Are you the owner of this bar?
35:56Yeah.
35:57Yes.
35:59Ben Thomason.
36:00David West, State Liquor Board.
36:03Do you have any idea of how illegal it is to have a customer serve drinks?
36:05Oh, he's just...
36:07We're going to have to shut this place down.
36:10Listen, we're supposed to have a wedding reception here.
36:18I can't believe this.
36:19You ruined their wedding.
36:24Oh, hi, sweetie.
36:25You're not going to believe this.
36:27Oh, my goodness.
36:28A real battle.
36:29Hi, Patrick.
36:30Hey.
36:35After you.
36:37Why, thank you, Chief Celia.
36:40So, I know it's not perfect, but I think we can make it happen.
36:45Make it happen.
36:46We built a set for showboat in a day.
36:48We can do it.
36:50You're not going to be able to fit all your guests in here.
36:53It's a fire hazard.
36:54Annie, I have something for you.
36:57Come.
36:59This tea set has been in my family for centuries.
37:08It's very special to me.
37:11And now, I would like to share it with you.
37:16It's beautiful.
37:18Before your wedding, you have a tea ceremony right here.
37:22This tea set is very lucky, Annie.
37:26Every couple who drinks from it is blessed.
37:29And I mean seriously blessed.
37:31No divorces.
37:33No dying young.
37:34No curses.
37:37No nothing.
37:39I love it.
37:42You're welcome.
37:45What?
37:45No.
37:46Patrick, oh my God, what happened?
38:02I'm going to eat some ice.
38:07I'm good.
38:08I'm good.
38:08I'm just going to walk it off.
38:15Look at me.
38:17Patrick.
38:19Can you feel anything?
38:20Do you know where you are?
38:22I am so sorry.
38:23It's okay, Patrick.
38:25It's really okay.
38:27You and I are still getting married.
38:30It's kind of funny now, right?
38:32I mean, what else can go wrong?
38:35Everything.
38:37This wedding is cursed.
38:43You did your charts a while ago.
38:45Just for fun.
38:47To celebrate your union.
38:48Your tragic, doomed union.
38:51Something is wrong with their signs.
38:53Everything is wrong.
38:55If they get married, it will be a disaster.
38:57What?
38:58I can't believe you told them.
39:00You know about this?
39:02Don't be silly.
39:02It's nothing.
39:03I wouldn't exactly call it nothing.
39:05Maybe if we had told them, none of this would have happened.
39:07You're just trying to ruin my son's wedding
39:09because for once you weren't the center of attention.
39:11I hope you enjoyed your moment in the spotlight, sister,
39:13because from now on, you are dead to me.
39:15Impossible.
39:16I cannot be dead to a corpse, which is what you are to me.
39:19Oh my God.
39:23Annie.
39:33Are you okay?
39:38Are you okay?
39:43The wedding is off.
39:45Faced with a choice between fleeing or fighting,
39:55sometimes even the strongest of us run.
39:57I still remember the time when we were dancing
40:01We were dancing to a song that I heard
40:04Your face was simple and your hands were needed
40:09I was singing and I know you would want to
40:12Let's start listening.
40:16Eric, you can.
40:16It's against your ground.
40:18Oh, I'm so sick of your hands
40:20Animal instincts serve animals well.
40:25I want you.
40:26But we are human
40:28and we make mistakes.
40:30For the lone wolves among us,
40:52self-preservation is easy.
40:54I felt my eyes lifted over your shoulder
40:57Because they are not trying to preserve a relationship.
41:02I still remember
41:04That time when we were dancing
41:06Unlike animals,
41:07most of us have emotions clouding our vision.
41:10One day I just woke up
41:12The walls were all there
41:13The walls and the piano
41:15We want to look out
41:17Not just for ourselves
41:19But for each other
41:20I can tell real Dan
41:22Hey, boy
41:24Oh my goodness
41:33Until we realize
41:47In the end
41:48Human or animal
41:50We are all alone
41:54And we will have to fight
42:03For ourselves