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00:00Previously on Men and Treats...
00:01Guys, in the studio to answer your questions is Love, Dr. Maren Frisk.
00:06Just visiting, writing my next book on men.
00:10Helping you all can help me figure out what I need to learn.
00:12I came here because I'm their biggest fan.
00:14Did you notice all the men?
00:16Patrick's my favorite.
00:17Would you have dinner with me tomorrow night?
00:19Yes. How's the writing going?
00:20Great. How's the wedding canceling going?
00:22Under control.
00:23It's not like I haven't started moving forward.
00:25I threw my wedding dress off a cliff for Pete's sake.
00:28Littering the park is a federal offense.
00:31You can pay by cash or check.
00:32Who is that nasty woman?
00:34That's my mom.
00:35He told Chief Celia to reduce your ticket because you were going through something.
00:39Take care of our own threat.
00:41You are starting to like me.
00:43A little.
00:44A little.
00:58Calling all ladies of Elmo and beyond.
01:11Got some good news for you.
01:13There's a big event coming at you this Friday, Friday, Friday.
01:16When Elmo's grandchild plays host to this year's bachelor auction to raise money for the new town lighthouse.
01:21That's right, ladies.
01:23This is your chance to dig deep into your purses and walk off on a Saturday dream date with one of the many handsome, hardworking gentlemen of Elmo.
01:30Followed the next night by a dance with your fella.
01:33So come on out.
01:35Sorry, I'm late.
01:36I'm late.
01:37I'm late.
01:37My stupid truck.
01:38Come on out.
01:38It's the Elmo Lighthouse Boucher, special celebrity host, Maren Frist.
01:43I already announced it on the radio.
01:46We're selling beefcake by the pound this Friday, Friday, Friday.
01:49Women hit the bank.
01:50Men hit the gym.
01:51Coming up next, first things Frist with Maren Frist.
01:54After these messages.
01:57We've never had to come back for messages.
01:59We've never had messages before.
02:01Congratulations.
02:02Congratulations to you.
02:03You're on fuego.
02:05Top of the world tackle bought some space on your show.
02:08Huge.
02:09It's quite huge, but I want to get back to talking about the auction.
02:13Oh, yeah.
02:14Who are you going to bid on?
02:15I cannot host your auction.
02:18I'm not an auction hoster.
02:21But I announced it.
02:22It's announced.
02:23Well, can't you unannounce it?
02:25We can start to argue about this, and I can beg and beg, and eventually turn on the puppy dogs.
02:30And you'll break.
02:31I just thought it could save us some time.
02:34Oh, you're good.
02:34Oh, another first today.
02:38Certified mail.
02:40Oh.
02:41Yeah, do we need, like, a witness or anything?
02:44What?
02:44Uh, it's a check.
02:51Whoa.
02:52$13,073.
02:54That's Powerball money.
02:55It's a refund check for my half of the wedding deposit.
03:02It's weird to actually hold it.
03:05That's a remnant of my wedding.
03:07You okay?
03:09You know what?
03:10I am.
03:12This is a good thing.
03:14This check is a bonus for my making the right decision.
03:17Well, like, he made the wrong decision.
03:19True.
03:19Well, I think an ex-bride likes more than being reduced to a number.
03:25$13,000 is not the worst number to be reduced to.
03:28You're on.
03:30Good morning, Elmo.
03:33I would like to start off the show with a question for all of our bachelors getting ready for Friday night's auction.
03:39How much do you think you're worth?
03:46This is for $13,000.
03:48Well, it's $13,000.
03:51You're getting paid $13,000?
03:54It's the refund check for my half of the wedding.
03:57Graham and I were going to split the cost.
03:59That guy was going to make you pay for half the wedding while he was cheating on you?
04:03Closy.
04:03I'm not going to dwell.
04:05I have big plans for this money.
04:07Smart.
04:07You're a single girl.
04:09You should have a plan.
04:10I'm going to use it to celebrate myself and my singlehood.
04:13I'm going to spend it at my leisure.
04:15On my leisure.
04:17Ben, I'd like to buy a round.
04:20Hey!
04:25That's what I need on.
04:30You can't just blow this money.
04:34You have to save it for a rainy day.
04:36What rainy day?
04:37The one that you don't see coming?
04:40My meemaw used to tell me a single woman should put away over half her earnings for a rainy day.
04:45It rains here a lot, Maren.
04:48Well, I'll worry about the rain when it comes.
04:50Right now I've got 13 big ones burning a hole in my pocket and I want to get rid of it all.
04:55Buy something frivolous and expensive.
04:57It's something I would never get if I were in a relationship.
05:01Please, let me invest that money for you in long-term high-you of municipal bonds.
05:05I'd buy shoes.
05:07Oh, now we're talking.
05:08What kind?
05:09Sneakers.
05:10Maddie grows through them as quick as I can buy them.
05:13And then I'd probably get a new chainsaw.
05:14Oh, God.
05:15Then I'd get the roof fixed.
05:18No.
05:19I'd get a new roof.
05:20I haven't had a new roof.
05:22Well, I've never had a new roof.
05:23You know, you should spend some of that money at the auction.
05:28Perhaps I will.
05:30Perhaps I will buy me a man.
05:33You know, it's not just any guy.
05:35I mean, I'm doing it.
05:37Buzz, too.
05:37If his wife lets him.
05:39Buzz is married?
05:41Come on, she's an import.
05:43Mail order bride?
05:45Mail order?
05:47Does everyone just buy each other around here?
05:50What about you, Ben?
05:52What about me?
05:53Well, you're not exactly a bachelor, are you?
05:56You know, we're giving separation a try.
06:01Seeing other people.
06:03So, you're playing the field, too, huh?
06:06Not right now, but I could.
06:10Ben, can I get a beer?
06:12What about you?
06:13You gonna sell yourself off, too?
06:15Oh, town needs a lighthouse.
06:18I would have picked you as someone who found a bachelor auction ridiculous.
06:22I do.
06:23Jack, you find your skunk yet?
06:26No.
06:27I'm gonna stake out the dump later.
06:29Why all the fuss over a skunk?
06:31Oh, it's out of its element.
06:33Skunk's not suited for the cold up there.
06:35She should be back in the lower 48, huddle up with her mate.
06:38She's alone.
06:39Did it ever occur to anyone that the skunk wants to be here?
06:42Maybe she's fine and doesn't need to huddle with anyone?
06:44What if she's celebrating the idea of making a girl have things by herself?
06:51I don't know.
06:53See you around.
06:55Leave the skunk alone.
06:59Hey, who put that song on?
07:01Me.
07:02You don't like it?
07:05You want me to take it off, Ben?
07:06It's okay, John.
07:11You care to dance?
07:14What the hell?
07:17It's their song.
07:20At least it used to be.
07:21Wild card, which changes the color to blue, which leaves me with Uno.
07:39Hey, I'm getting hungry.
07:41When's lunch?
07:42I just called it in five minutes ago.
07:43A little patience.
07:44Yeah, well, let's switch places and talk to me about patience there.
07:48What'd you do this time, bud?
07:49Nothing, baby.
07:50He knows perfectly well what he did to get in here.
07:53He was speeding.
07:54Then he upped it to assaulting an officer.
07:56I was doing 57 in a 55.
07:58I had every right to flip you off.
08:00You press my buttons, I show you the bird.
08:05Every week it's something else with you.
08:07At first I liked the bad boy thing.
08:09It was sexy.
08:11But now, how much is the bail?
08:14Oh, there's no bail.
08:16He'll serve his time as always.
08:18Buzz just needs a little time out every once in a while.
08:20He's a hothead.
08:21Don't waste any money on bail, am I?
08:24Besides, I don't have any flights today anyway.
08:26No, I need you at home.
08:28That piece of crap water heater broke again.
08:31All right.
08:32300.
08:33What?
08:35Saving this money for the new Balenciaga motorcycle bag.
08:38Does Patrick know you're rearranging his furniture?
09:03Patrick knows nothing about feng shui.
09:06Balance in this room is completely off.
09:09Seems even to me.
09:10This is a room for a couple.
09:12Two plants, two nightstands, the bed in the middle of the room, ready for two people to climb into it.
09:17Well, I'm single now.
09:22Move it into my personal power space.
09:27I know what you're thinking, feng shui is so 1999.
09:31Which means we still have about six months before it catches on Noma.
09:35She wants some help.
09:36I got it, thanks.
09:39Good luck with your personal power space.
09:43Good luck with your personal power.
10:13Damn it.
10:15Patrick!
10:16Anybody!
10:25Oh, dear.
10:27Ready?
10:27And lift!
10:29Oh!
10:37This is going to be tougher than I thought.
10:40That's not bad.
10:41The nail turns black, it falls off, then you're done.
10:44I don't mean the toe.
10:45While I was standing here with the bed on me, I couldn't remember ever having trouble moving furniture around before.
10:53And then I realized why.
10:56Because you always had a guy around to move it with you.
10:59Well, actually, I usually had a guy move it for me while I went to where I wanted it to go.
11:03Well, I've been in a relationship since I was 14.
11:08You had relationships at 14?
11:12His name was Danny Ember.
11:15And he moved my desk for me.
11:16I was going to be in a couple for the rest of my life.
11:24And then my fiancé decided he wanted to be in a couple with someone else.
11:28And now I'm alone with this check.
11:31I'm not good at alone.
11:37What are you afraid of?
11:38I'm not saying it's the end of the world.
11:41I'm sure there are great things ahead.
11:45I guess I'm...
11:47just afraid that when the great things happen, I won't have...
11:51anyone to share them with.
11:54Don't you ever get lonely?
11:56Not really.
11:57Not of my son.
11:58I was thinking about, um...
12:01what you said at the chieftain.
12:03And I was wondering...
12:05how much does a new roof cost?
12:07I haven't bothered to check. Why?
12:09Well, I have this money.
12:11I'm going to celebrate being single with it.
12:13And you're single.
12:14And you sounded like you could use it.
12:15So, how about it?
12:18Let's celebrate you.
12:19I don't...
12:26need your marriage money.
12:38This is big.
12:40Right?
12:41Dinner with Celia feels...
12:44big.
12:45She's dinner.
12:46Right.
12:47I mean, we've already met.
12:50Share an office.
12:51We've already met.
12:53Let the love fest begin, I see.
12:59She's been waiting.
13:01She always does that.
13:03Hi, sweetheart.
13:09Annie?
13:10Hi.
13:11Any word on the skunk?
13:13Not yet.
13:14Jack's on it, though,
13:15and I've been posting flyers all day.
13:17I know.
13:18I've had to take most of them down.
13:21Town ordinance?
13:22You can't just go around willy-nilly
13:24putting up posters.
13:25Okay?
13:26There are designated areas.
13:30I made a pie.
13:33Patrick's not much of a pie person.
13:35He prefers cake.
13:36I think it's great that Patrick comes over here every Thursday for dinner.
13:50Yes.
13:51Well, he used to come over every night.
13:55So, was that a commercial I heard on the air this morning?
13:59Indeed it was.
14:00Hopefully the first of many.
14:01Oh, no way you were announcing the bachelor auction.
14:05We're selling beefcake by the pound.
14:08Oh, honey.
14:09I laughed so hard at that.
14:10I had to pull the squad car over.
14:12You should go to the auction, Mom.
14:15Honey, I don't need beefcake by the pound.
14:19It's time, Mom.
14:21You never know where you're going to find someone or, you know, they're going to find you.
14:25Yes, well, maybe you should do the same.
14:29Hmm?
14:29Wouldn't that be a funny story for my grandkids?
14:32Huh?
14:32Your mom didn't just meet your dad.
14:34She bought him.
14:38Yeah.
14:39That'd be funny.
14:40But I'm with Annie now, so...
14:42I think your mom's right.
14:43You should do it.
14:44Really?
14:46I've never bid on anything at an auction before, and you'd be the perfect prize.
14:51I just got paid, and I have to save most of it, but I have a little mad money.
14:58How mad is it?
15:02$200.
15:04That's some pretty angry cash.
15:07I can't think of anything else I'd rather spend time.
15:10Who's ready for cake?
15:21I don't get it.
15:28You bought me, now I buy you?
15:30Must we continue this dance?
15:32Sure, good cause, you know.
15:34Giving and love and all that crap.
15:37How much we're giving and loving?
15:39I sent over $200.
15:41Okay.
15:42No, I don't think he has five children.
15:47Hey!
15:48Hi!
15:48Hey, girls and females!
15:50They've come from as far away as can't you can.
15:52Hey, uh, take a man-log.
15:54It has all the vital stats on the gentleman up the grass.
15:57Oh, I don't need one.
15:59I know exactly what I'm after.
16:06Hey.
16:10Hey, have you seen Teresa?
16:13Uh, I haven't.
16:14I don't know.
16:15I was hoping she'd show up, throw me a rescue bid.
16:17Um, I keep seeing myself being taken home by some old lady with a bunch of pet rabbits.
16:21Not even cats, rabbits.
16:24Who are you gonna bid on?
16:25No, I'm just here to help out.
16:27Feels kind of nice pimping you guys out.
16:31I'll tell you, I feel like that doggy in the window.
16:34Oh, please.
16:35A sweetheart like you is a hot commandee.
16:38Especially one with access to free boots.
16:40Thanks.
16:41Now get out there and wag that tail.
16:45Hey.
16:47I want to talk to you.
16:48I'm, uh, busy.
16:50Here's a man-log.
16:51You're late.
16:52Um, I know.
16:53My truck's broken.
16:54Well, start studying up on that man-a-log.
16:56You should know what you're selling.
16:57Hey.
16:58Uh, you are Marin Frist from New York, New York.
17:01Uh, yes, I am.
17:02You must be Mai.
17:04From Shandong province.
17:06Shandong province.
17:07I'm sorry.
17:08Hey, doc, uh, buyers are getting restless.
17:10Right, okay.
17:11Nice to meet you.
17:12Mm-hmm.
17:12Sold for $190 to the lovely woman in Shandong, Jeff.
17:19Congratulations.
17:22All right, up next is our pilot, Buzz.
17:27He is offering a date in the air.
17:30He is 65 years young and as daring as he is handsome, ladies.
17:34But be warned, Buzz is one of our married participants.
17:37So although your flight might include a meal, it does not include membership.
17:42In the Mile High Club.
17:45Okay.
17:46Let's get the bid started at $50.
17:48$50.
17:49I have 50 from the missus.
17:50Do I hear 60?
17:51$60.
17:5260 from the chief of police.
17:54Do I hear 70?
17:5570.
17:56Do I hear...
17:57$90.
17:58Our pilot is soaring high.
18:01$100.
18:01$300.
18:03Bids at $300.
18:04$300.
18:05My?
18:08Going once.
18:11Going twice.
18:13Sold.
18:14Congratulations.
18:20Our next item is the radio personality that got you all to come.
18:25The aptly named Patrick Batchelor.
18:30Now don't let the sweet veneer fool you.
18:33This is a wolf in sheep's clothing.
18:35Okay, let's get them auctioned off.
18:37The bid's open at $50.
18:39$50.
18:39I got 50 from the pretty lady in the front row.
18:42Do I hear 60?
18:4360.
18:4460.
18:45Do I hear 65?
18:4765.
18:4880.
18:4890.
18:50125.
18:51He's cute.
18:52130.
18:53130.
18:55$200.
18:59201.
19:00250.
19:0580.
19:0580.
19:10Going once.
19:13Going twice.
19:1420.
19:1520.
19:1520.
19:1520.
19:1520.
19:1720.
19:1721.
19:1720.
19:1820.
19:1820.
19:1920.
19:1920.
19:1920.
19:2020.
19:20we're seeing each other already so what if he goes on one date with her don't forget the dance
19:33too great that's two dates but i'll be going on lots of dates with him at 250 that's crazy
19:40it was a game of chicken deer you blinked okay this is our local tavern owner ben
19:47he's strong and he's quite the connoisseur ben would like to treat the winner to an evening
19:57of exquisite taste from his personal wine collection and cheese there will also be cheese
20:04let's get this rolling at fifty dollars
20:07fifty and we're off do i hear sixty sixty eighty dollars
20:15one hundred dollars oh now i hear it do i hear one twenty one twenty five one thirty one sixty
20:24two hundred don't you have to wait until someone gets you two ten ha two fifty
20:32once twice oh there's a lady on the side you know what she wants when she sees it
20:41twenty five twenty six twenty seven oh this is $500
20:51twenty eight
20:55and last but not least we have our ruggedly handsome outdoorsman jack
21:10jack
21:25jack is a fish and game biologist but he's good for more than tranquilizing a mad caribou
21:29jack what kind of date do you have planned for the lucky winner uh i didn't really have
21:38anything planned but i mean i guess whatever she wants
21:42anything yep i'm at your service you heard it girls it's ladies choice let's end this evening
21:52in a good note shall we and start this bid at one hundred dollars
21:57one hundred i have a hundred do i have one ten
22:00one ten
22:01one twenty five
22:03one thirty five
22:05one forty
22:05one forty five
22:07one fifty
22:08one sixty
22:09i'm in for two hundred
22:11you bid
22:13i just bid
22:14three hundred
22:15four hundred
22:16five hundred
22:17let's put this baby to bed shall we
22:19thirteen thousand dollars
22:21that's good for the town
22:26most...
22:33two hundred
22:37all work
22:38all seven
22:40twenty
22:43six
22:44he иск
22:44me
22:45mad
22:46the
22:47the
22:47all
22:52thing
22:55nice very well grown not exactly sure what kind of date you're expecting for
23:00thirteen thousand dollars but i was thinking picnic oh that sounds sweet
23:06but i actually had some other ideas okay what do you got in mind let's start with
23:12the bed the bed could you uh move it back against the wall
23:20i don't like this buzz i don't like it one bit i'm gonna take her up for a spin
23:30eat a burger and come back yeah you do that you take her for a spin
23:34please we've been through this you should have let me bid more this woman's into you
23:42she's just lonely and you know we have a history used to fly with her husband
23:48yeah now she wants to play with my husband you are being ridiculous
23:53gee not anyway
23:55spin burger back
24:09spin burger back
24:12how's it going in there almost done
24:17oh good we've got lots to do today
24:19i can't believe this is the day you paid for
24:22why not town needs a lighthouse i need some stuff done around here
24:26besides this is all the stuff i'd be paying my super to do anyway
24:29what's a super oh well news boy don't worry about that
24:34fuck's on the shelf
24:35thanks for the rescue last night what's all this well i bid on you so i'm following through
24:59for the connoisseur
25:01were you jealous
25:06it's okay i understand jealousy
25:11no
25:11no we had the thing before
25:15the dancing
25:16yeah
25:18i know that things are odd
25:24right now
25:25and
25:26we're going through this
25:28all right so you're where are we headed
25:42i was thinking sitka
25:44i can't believe i packed a picnic basket
25:47i can't believe i bought a picnic basket
25:49and i really appreciate it
25:52i'll make it up to you tomorrow night at the dance
25:54i do a mean hustle
25:55still have to go to that thing
25:57show that 13 grand for you mister
25:59that's parts labor and foxtrot
26:01all right start up and rev the engine
26:04ah i think we're good
26:10yeah we better be i'm done
26:13what
26:13i said i can't do anymore
26:15okay
26:16what was that
26:22oh my god
26:30i thought you just put it to the floor
26:33okay
26:34date's over
26:35hi
26:46sarah
26:47have you seen maryn
26:49i haven't seen her
26:50what's the matter
26:51i've got a problem
26:54and i wanted to get some help from maryn
26:56because uh well that's
26:58what maryn does
26:59she helps
27:00well can i help
27:02well uh
27:03i screwed up
27:06huge
27:07with patrick
27:08i talked him into that stupid auction
27:11planning to bid on him
27:12and then that horror
27:13no offense
27:14it just swept in and grabbed him
27:17well it's hard to compete when it comes to money
27:19that's just it
27:20i have money
27:22i wanted to outbid her
27:24but in the back of my mind
27:26i kept hearing my meemaw
27:27reminding me that a single girl
27:29doesn't have a guy to rely on
27:31and needs to save for a rainy day
27:32you know an emergency
27:34and now patrick's out with her
27:36and i'm here with my stupid two hundred dollars
27:39annie refresh my memory
27:40which girl bid on patrick
27:42tall
27:43blonde
27:44painted on sweater
27:46annie this sounds like an emergency
27:49yeah it sure does
27:51doesn't it
27:51yeah
27:52this is weird
28:00and why would you say that
28:02this isn't weird
28:03it's perfectly fine
28:05i'm used to talking to you through bars
28:08now we're eating prime rib
28:10and you're all dolled up
28:12i'm not dolled up
28:15sure you're wearing lipstick
28:16and a skirt
28:17and glitter
28:19this is how one dresses
28:23when one is off duty
28:24and enjoying a meal
28:25i'm allowed to be glittery
28:28remember the time you, me, and hal
28:33came here
28:33and we had steak
28:35and got drunk on sandbulk
28:36celebrating he'd flown 50,000 miles
28:41without a scratch
28:41right
28:43hal was always safe
28:46until the one time he wasn't
28:49yeah
28:50he's been gone a long time
28:52say
28:5325 years
28:5526
28:56haven't gone 26 years
28:59maybe it's time you moved on
29:01i am
29:03how
29:04by sitting alone
29:06in your office
29:07or in your squad car
29:08until you get bored
29:10and then you lock me up
29:11so you have someone to talk to
29:12you deserve more than what you got
29:16Celia
29:16you should be with someone
29:18but i'm married
29:20and i love my wife
29:21until now things have been great
29:27i even took her to my mom's for dinner
29:29thought we were rock lobster solid
29:31and then this
29:33what am i worth to her
29:36tiffany
29:38two f's
29:39three i's
29:40right tiffany
29:41yeah
29:41i'd even take a loan out to buy her
29:44are you gonna eat those
29:46you can't do this
29:49do what
29:50go out with
29:52tiffany
29:53it's two f's
29:54and three n's
29:55it's i's
29:56not n's
29:57whatever
29:57i don't care what her name is
29:59you're mine
30:01actually
30:01he's mine
30:02i bought him
30:04well
30:05tiffany
30:06i made a mistake
30:08and this is eight hundred and sixty dollars my entire paycheck minus taxes
30:14i'm all in
30:15amy
30:16you don't have to do this
30:19this is what i have been saving for patrick
30:22you are my rainy day
30:25do we have a deal
30:28sure
30:30you could have had him for way cheaper
30:34he's been talking about you all night anyway
30:36really
30:40hey
30:50how you doing
30:51do you need me to throw out your tub
30:53no
30:54i wanted to check on you
30:56see if you were okay
30:58i'm good
30:58no
30:59you're not
31:00you're limping
31:01no that's fine
31:01it's just no sports injury
31:03it acts up whenever i'm
31:04hit by a truck
31:05have you even had breakfast yet
31:08i'm hungry
31:09would you please let me do something for you
31:11i feel terrible
31:12hold on
31:13it was an accident
31:14it's just breakfast
31:16okay
31:20thank you
31:21now go back to whatever it is you were doing
31:24find my way around the kitchen
31:27i haven't really had time to get to the story
31:29now with the skunks and auctions
31:31what's this
31:37uh it's yesterday's breakfast
31:40okay
31:41don't lose hope
31:43well you're not that worried
31:45tomato alphabet soup single serving size
31:54that's just sad
31:56yeah
31:57use them when i'm on the trail
31:58this my friend
32:00there's no way to live
32:02last night
32:17that was amazing
32:18i think maybe last night was a mistake
32:34you didn't have to shop for me
32:38it's okay
32:43i actually enjoyed it
32:45i like picking out food for other people
32:47right
32:49oh uh it's like jerky
32:51you know for the trail
32:52what about all these teas
32:56oh um
32:57once for healing
32:58once to have you sleep
33:00and once for balance
33:01osteoporosis
33:02it's yummy
33:03trust me
33:04oh
33:06when was the last time you cleaned this thing out
33:09look i have work i should be doing
33:11go ahead and work
33:13don't let me stop you
33:15stop what are you doing
33:21throwing this rotten junk away
33:23it's not rotten junk
33:24those are plant samples
33:25that i've been studying and collecting for three years
33:27oh
33:28my bad
33:29look
33:31you know i appreciate all this
33:34i really do
33:35but you know i'm not like you
33:37i don't have a problem being alone
33:39neither do i
33:40are you sure
33:41i mean it seems like you need more than a super
33:44it seems like you need company or something
33:46please
33:48i'm fine
33:49you've been here for over six hours
33:52helping
33:54i just
33:56i just need some space
34:00whoa buddy
34:02are you breaking up with me
34:04that can't be happening because we aren't dating
34:06oh i know
34:09we aren't dating
34:09why are you cleaning out my fridge
34:12okay mr space
34:14i'll have to be alone now
34:15you know
34:16we didn't show out
34:17thirteen thousand dollars
34:19to be criticized
34:20well
34:20criticism's on the house
34:22oh okay
34:24good luck to you
34:25stop
34:26mary don't move
34:26oh i'm moving
34:28here's your damn skunk
34:30why is it raising its tail
34:34what is tomato soup help
34:36the acids in the tomato are supposed to break up the oils and the spray
34:40mostly you're just gonna smell more like tomatoes than skunk
34:44are you crying
34:48a little bit
34:50i'm sorry
34:51i'm the skunk
34:57what
34:59i'm lost up here
35:00and i can't be left alone to take care of myself
35:04i can't even move furniture
35:05i know
35:07i sound crazy
35:08i mean
35:08i write books
35:11telling women not to be like this
35:13and now here
35:13i am
35:15like this
35:16alone
35:17you don't sound that crazy
35:20i got this
35:21huge check
35:23and i was supposed to be all about celebrating my single self
35:26i was gonna buy myself anything i wanted
35:29what did i run out and buy
35:30i bought a man
35:33because i can't handle being single
35:38stinky single serving soup
35:45come on
35:47that's not true
35:49you're not bad at being single
35:51i still sleep on one side of the bed
35:53well
35:55that's small stuff
35:56we're up there with rearranging furniture and fixing the car
36:00you left everything you've ever known
36:03and moved 4,000 miles away
36:05to rearrange your life
36:07alone
36:08that's big
36:10just don't sell yourself short
36:12you had an ex
36:23don't remind me
36:25on your cheek
36:27you had an ex
36:28oh
36:30well
36:38likely i need more soup
36:39right
36:41good
36:42thanks
36:44yeah
36:44no problem
36:45even if you're stinky
36:47i'm still going to the dance with you
36:49you know what
36:51thanks
36:52i think i should go alone
36:56i think you were buying me back
37:09at a scalper's price now last
37:12money well spent
37:16i think i think i think it was definitely 860 dollars worth of kiss
37:41her perfume
38:04long story but at least you're talking to me I didn't mean to insult you the
38:10other day I know you were trying to help that's what you do I've been on my own
38:18for a while now and maybe it's made me tough I guess I've always been kind of
38:27proud of that but maybe a little too tough because when you made that offer
38:31all I heard was pity and I overreacted believe me the last thing I would ever
38:36feel for you is pity you're a single girl making a go of it I can't wait to be as
38:41strong as you
38:45shouldn't you have a date where's Jack I thought I'd fly solo tonight
38:53one of the hardest things about being single is believing that you're worth
39:11something alone too many single people sell themselves short
39:26here's what I think maybe there's a real value to figuring out who we are alone
39:35because we can't invest in someone really special
39:41until we invest in ourselves
39:46no intention
39:51no direction
39:53to get found
39:55who's gonna save you
40:05maybe being alone isn't something to be suffered through
40:34maybe it's something to celebrate
40:37maybe it's something to celebrate
40:50and sometimes the universe celebrates with you and just because you don't have
40:57someone to share the celebration with doesn't make it less beautiful
41:04like the other night I got a meteor shower just for me
41:12not too shabby for a single girl huh
41:18so
41:20I'm
41:24who
41:25I'm
41:26who
41:28who