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Celebrity Gogglebox Season 7 Episode 6
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00:00It's seen better days.
00:07It's beautiful.
00:09I don't care if it's out of tune.
00:13Oh.
00:15This is how I feel when I'm on tour, basically.
00:19Like, in theory, it's all nice, but it's actually quite nasty.
00:24Gnarly, gnarly.
00:25OK, let's watch telly.
00:26Thanks, old girl.
00:30You did good.
00:31She's a beauty.
00:32You can go to sleep now.
00:33She just needs a little tickle.
00:35Go back to bed.
00:39This is what we've tuned in for.
00:41Minya, look at this.
00:43Oh, wow.
00:45It's pretty racy telly, isn't it?
00:48What?
00:49Oh, no.
00:50Oh, this is awful.
00:51You're crying.
00:53Oh, I'm happy.
00:56Yeah.
00:56That makes me happy.
00:57This is a bit of you.
00:58My people.
00:59Fish bump me.
01:01We've all got an undercarriage.
01:03I don't know.
01:04Grow up.
01:05In the week you, Grant, nodded off at Wimbledon, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:12Singletons were full of hope as they looked for love abroad on Discovery+.
01:16People probably say I'm a people pleaser, like to say yes, not no.
01:21And I have like a resting happy face.
01:23A resting happy face.
01:25I think that would annoy me quite quick.
01:26Someone's just almost like this.
01:28Yeah, you're one of those people that frown upon people's happiness.
01:32No, I don't.
01:34You are.
01:35Like, that's such an amazing trait to have.
01:37And you're like, oh, you dump some because they're too happy.
01:41Netflix was full of singers and boxers.
01:46Like their mother and their father eventually.
01:49Yeah, got it.
01:52Someone's gonna hurt their little girl like their daddy or me.
01:55The sort of singing style of today is for you and your generation.
01:59Yeah.
02:00And to me, it all sounds somewhat the same.
02:04Like that.
02:06But like your music's like, like that.
02:10I tried it just for once, found it all up for kicks.
02:12Then you discover it's a habit of sticks, so you're an orgasm addict.
02:15Oh.
02:16You're always at it.
02:17Oh, no.
02:18Buzzcox, it's a classic.
02:20And more couples were hoping to hit it off on their first date.
02:25So where's that you come from?
02:26Uh, London.
02:27Okay.
02:28Where do you come from?
02:28I live in Guildford, sorry.
02:30Oh, I know Guildford, yeah.
02:31So we're fairly close.
02:32Yes, we are.
02:33I've had two long-distance relationships.
02:35Oh, you're a fool.
02:36Awful.
02:38Awful.
02:38This is the whole time you're pining.
02:39And pining's quite romantic for a little while.
02:41Pining's romantic, and then you get together and you're like...
02:43Oh.
02:47You're very close to me.
02:48Your paws are very close to me.
02:50I prefer you to be further away, like a country away.
02:54Behind the screen.
02:55Look.
03:02In Brighton...
03:04I like your socks, Joe.
03:05They're, um, they're tartan.
03:07Where are they from?
03:08Scotland.
03:09Friends Roisin and Joe.
03:11You're not from Scotland.
03:13I get all my socks in Scotland.
03:14You don't get all my socks?
03:15I do.
03:16I get my...
03:16Where is your socks?
03:17I get my socks in Scotland.
03:18And my trousers from Wales, and my top and my underwear from England.
03:23And Ireland, I get...
03:25I accessorise.
03:26I accessorise from Ireland.
03:28Okay.
03:30Socks from Scotland, trousers from Wales, tops and underwear from England.
03:35I don't care about the rest of your clothes.
03:37I only care about the socks.
03:38The rest of your clothes are boring.
03:40The socks are out of pizzazz.
03:41Do you want to work up my luggage?
03:42No.
03:43Mainland Europe.
03:45This week on Netflix, 50 aspiring singers all turned out for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
03:52You've been in a band.
03:56Two bands.
03:58And what were they called?
03:58At school.
03:59What were they called?
04:00Aragon.
04:01Yeah.
04:02And Enormous Derek.
04:03Okay.
04:08Did you or did you not write a song called The Wizard's Sleeve?
04:13It was not called The Wizard's Sleeve.
04:15The album was called The Wizard's Dream.
04:18The Wizard's Sleeve.
04:20It's going to be really, really interesting to form a band without seeing each other.
04:24Oh.
04:25What?
04:25So the idea is they form a band on the sound alone.
04:28I think you'll probably produce a better group by going off with just talent alone.
04:33Really?
04:33You think so?
04:34Oh my God, it's love is blind for bands.
04:36Yeah.
04:37I'm kind of scared the other singers aren't going to really like me or like my voice.
04:40Hold up, what's all these little boobs?
04:42They go in pods.
04:43How cool is that?
04:45I'd happily just sit in there and have some time to myself.
04:48I'd hate it.
04:49I'm ready to be around a group of guys that I can call my brothers and be a great band.
04:53Ah, okay.
04:54So he wants to be in a boy band.
04:56My name is Dunzel.
04:57This song has always spoke to my heart.
04:59It's always spoke to my soul.
05:00Oh, she's perked up.
05:01And I hope it speaks to yours too.
05:03Okay.
05:03Well, let's see if it speaks to our souls too.
05:06Our souls.
05:07Our souls.
05:07Our souls.
05:08Our souls.
05:09He's going to sing well, isn't he?
05:10Oh, he's going to be good.
05:12Happy birthday to you.
05:16Jealous of the rain.
05:18Oh, I like that.
05:20Oh, great voice.
05:22Oh, God.
05:23Oh, it's beautiful.
05:24It's actually really good.
05:25It's actually quite good.
05:26That's a voice.
05:27All this world could give.
05:31I want him.
05:32Oh, so they hit a button.
05:34To see if they like him, I'd hit the button.
05:38Absolutely.
05:38I would have done it the second he.
05:39You're happy without me.
05:44Oh, God.
05:45He's so good.
05:48Oh, that's gorgeous.
05:50He doesn't need a band.
05:52My name's Aaliyah.
05:53I am 22 years old.
05:55Oh, Aaliyah.
05:56Please be good.
05:56Maybe I should trap religion.
06:00Her voice sounds beautiful already, doesn't it?
06:02Yeah.
06:02Now my tummy hurts.
06:04He's in love with her.
06:06Well, she's great.
06:07Oh, yeah.
06:07She's got a great voice.
06:09This place is really cool.
06:10Yeah.
06:11It's brilliant.
06:12Yeah.
06:13Got it.
06:14He's pressed it.
06:15He's changed his mind now.
06:16What's he doing?
06:17He wants a boy band.
06:19Aaliyah.
06:20This Donzel.
06:21Okay, Donzel.
06:22I think these are going to get on.
06:24Honestly, I was thinking of all guy group.
06:27Oh.
06:28But then after I heard your voice, I changed my mind.
06:30I want a mixed group.
06:31Oh, he's changed his mind.
06:33Oh, fickle.
06:34Air pinky promise real quick.
06:36Okay.
06:36Air pinky promise.
06:38I love the ding pinkies.
06:40Oh, that's it now.
06:40They're locked in no matter what.
06:42I 100% want to be in a boy band.
06:44Landon.
06:45Donzel said the same thing, player.
06:47Let's see.
06:47My name is Landon.
06:49I am 20 years old, and I'm from St. George, Utah.
06:52He's cute.
06:53Can he persuade Donzel to change his mind back again?
06:56Today, I'm going to be singing a classic Britney Spears song.
06:58Oh.
06:59Oh, sick.
07:00Please be toxic.
07:01I like Britney.
07:03Britney's brilliant.
07:04Yeah, I really like her.
07:06Baby, can't you see I'm calling?
07:10Yes!
07:10Yes!
07:11I said that.
07:14You called it, but I'm not feeling this, even from the first couple of things.
07:16Look.
07:17Okay.
07:18It's dangerous.
07:19I'm falling.
07:22He's got a bye-bye voice.
07:23Yeah, he's got it.
07:24He's got it.
07:25He's not got Bob Dylan's voice, has he?
07:26Yeah.
07:27Anyone who sings like that.
07:28He's got it.
07:29He's got it.
07:30He's got it.
07:31He's got it.
07:32He's got it.
07:33He's got it.
07:34He's got it.
07:35He's got it.
07:36Come on.
07:38Really?
07:39Oh, Donzel's getting involved.
07:41He's back on the scene.
07:42He's back on the scene.
07:43Landon!
07:44Dude, what's up?
07:45What's up?
07:46I don't think he's going to betray.
07:47Don't do it, Donzel.
07:48I would love to do a mixed band.
07:51Uh-oh.
07:52Oh.
07:53He wants a boy band.
07:55Oh.
07:56I'm picturing like me, you, a couple of other guys, and I feel like we could have a unit
08:01and literally be like NSYNC.
08:03Yeah.
08:04That is what I want.
08:05We could all wear dungarees.
08:07Donzel, that's what you wanted initially, but are you now going to snake Aliyah?
08:10That's the question.
08:11We're like, Aliyah, no, Aliyah.
08:14Shut up.
08:15What's he going to do?
08:16Donzel, where's your integrity, sir?
08:18Donzel, don't.
08:23Let's do it.
08:26No, don't do that.
08:28Fuck you, Donzel.
08:31Donzel!
08:33Hi.
08:34He's going to have to tell a liar.
08:36I was really excited to talk to you and get to know you.
08:39Oh, no, I don't mind.
08:41Just tell her.
08:42Like, how did you get started and how did music come about?
08:46That's not the question to ask.
08:47The question is, are we still an item?
08:50I didn't even know I could sing.
08:51But then, like, at church, people would say, like, yo, you should take this serious.
08:54And I'm like, what do y'all mean? Take what serious?
08:56Dude, come up to the chase.
08:57Just tell her you don't want her anymore, Donzel.
09:00The last couple of years, I, like, went through some hard trials with my mom and I had to take care of her.
09:05My mom had just been through, like, breast cancer.
09:09Oh, my God.
09:10Oh, God.
09:12Don't.
09:13Almost, like, losing her just, like, made me have this other perspective, like, on life.
09:18Oh, no!
09:19Oh, this is awful.
09:20You can't drop her now.
09:21How have your conversations been going?
09:24Am I still even on your, like, choices?
09:26Like...
09:27Funny you should say that.
09:29Okay, okay, okay.
09:32I'm not gonna lie.
09:33I started talking to Landon, thinking about a boy band, and I was like, I'm gonna go boy band.
09:37Oh.
09:38Oh!
09:39That's how we did it?
09:41But after just talking again, I was like, no, I need to be with Aaliyah.
09:46Oh, I'm dead.
09:47If I don't have to be with Aaliyah.
09:49He just says what people need to hear.
09:52He's a flip-flopper.
09:53He's literally a flip-flopper.
09:55He could be in two bands.
09:56One girl, one boy.
09:57He could be like these people who have a secret family that the other one doesn't know about.
10:01Oh.
10:02I'm just going to get some butter from down the road.
10:03Oh, my lord.
10:05Guys, I've just gotta go and put the rubbish out.
10:08Oh, my lord.
10:12In Essex.
10:13What are you chewing on?
10:14Huh?
10:15What are you chewing on, then?
10:16My lip.
10:17Well, why?
10:18I don't know.
10:19I always have weird little habits.
10:20I, like, bite my lip.
10:21Obviously, like, I bite my nails.
10:22I tap my forehead a lot.
10:23Best mates Jordan and Perry.
10:25Even doing it when we're performing on stage.
10:27Yeah, you do.
10:28Look, if you're about to do a flip, I'm going, uh, uh, uh, I'm on stage.
10:31Doing it.
10:32And that whole rhythm comes out there.
10:33Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh.
10:36It's really hard to keep up with a routine and do that.
10:38Yeah.
10:39Skills play the bills, player.
10:41That's me.
10:42And that's your skill.
10:43Yeah, tapping my forehead.
10:44What does Jordan bring to the group?
10:46Get a load of this.
10:47Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.
10:51On Tuesday, there was some transatlantic dating on Discovery Plus.
10:56Hey, Claire, you're single.
10:57Would you let me match make you?
10:58No.
10:59No.
11:00What do you mean, no, right away?
11:01Who would you put me with?
11:02Would you not trust me?
11:03I don't know.
11:04Oh, I know all about long-distance relationships.
11:07An absolute load of bollocks.
11:12I once went on a date where I lived in Paris with a French girl.
11:16Oh, woo-hoo, la la.
11:18So I might be able to bring some expertise to this.
11:21I've got a friend who's married to someone who lives abroad
11:23and he quite likes it because he's got to come back here for work
11:25so he gets to be away from her quite a lot.
11:27That sounds like a good relationship.
11:29Oh, yeah, rock solid.
11:31I'm Victoria.
11:32Hi, Victoria.
11:33I like her already.
11:34I love her.
11:35Three years ago, I moved to the best city in the world, New York.
11:39Can I just say it's chaos dating in New York?
11:41I tried to do it myself. Messy.
11:43In a few hours, I'm headed to the airport going to Ireland.
11:46How exciting. Ireland.
11:48You do love Irish accents.
11:49I love an Irish accent.
11:50I mean, I do love a ginger.
11:52I love a ginger.
11:53I love a ginger.
11:54That's why I'm going to Ireland.
11:55Love some freckles.
11:56They drink a lot.
11:58I mean, she has to stereotype the whole notion there.
12:00Yeah.
12:01I love Ireland because you think they drink a lot, they're ginger and they have freckles.
12:04Sorry.
12:05She calls herself an equal opportunity dater.
12:09This is the matchmaker.
12:10But what it actually means is that she's desperate to date anyone.
12:15Wow.
12:16Flippity.
12:17All right, Katrina.
12:18She's desperate to date anyone.
12:20I want to see your wish list.
12:23Oh, wish list.
12:24Here we go.
12:25Right, let's find out what she wants.
12:26So what have we got here?
12:28Okay, full head of hair.
12:31Full head of hair.
12:32Good.
12:33No bald people.
12:34Right.
12:35Because I feel like I'm like spontaneous and I want someone with like a dark side.
12:39A dark side?
12:40Yeah, I'm really into goths.
12:41Yeah, or evil villains.
12:43Yeah, preferably stroking a cat on a spinning chair.
12:47What, tattoos?
12:49Do like drugs on the spur of the moment.
12:51What?
12:52Did she say drugs?
12:53Did she say drugs?
12:54You know, someone who could do drugs on the spur of the moment.
12:57I thought she said that.
12:58What the fuck?
12:59Someone like wild, like maybe they've been arrested.
13:02I've been in prison.
13:04She wants an absolute rogue.
13:06You know what you say?
13:07I quite like bad boys, but I shouldn't.
13:09She got really excited.
13:10I need him to have been arrested.
13:12Maybe a few tattoos, preferably on the neck.
13:15I really love a mugshot.
13:18Today is my first official date.
13:20Katarina has picked an oyster farm for our date spot.
13:23An oyster farm.
13:24Bit obvious.
13:25An oyster farm with a bad boy.
13:27So, the match I have for Victoria is Dave.
13:30Dave.
13:31Dave.
13:32Dave.
13:33Dave, the dangerous Dave.
13:34Dangerous Dave.
13:35Oh, watch out.
13:36Let's see if an Irish bad boy is the kind of guy Victoria needs.
13:42Irish bad boy.
13:43Come on.
13:44Where's Dave at?
13:48Frickin' hell.
13:53Why does he sound like the cross-channel fairy?
13:55Aww.
13:57Hey.
13:58How are you?
13:59Good, how are you?
14:00Very good.
14:01Nice to meet you.
14:02He looks like a nice boy.
14:03Nice.
14:04He looks quite nice, doesn't he?
14:05So, just there.
14:07Ah!
14:08There you go.
14:09Oh, God.
14:10Don't give Dangerous Dave a hose.
14:12Can I blast myself with it?
14:13Can I blast myself with it?
14:14Whoa!
14:17He's mad!
14:18He's mad!
14:19He's mad!
14:20Fucking mad!
14:21That was kind of sore, actually.
14:22No shit.
14:23Of course it was.
14:24You just jet-washed your face, Dave.
14:25Probably got a black eye.
14:26Yeah, quite sore, actually.
14:27Victoria seems like she's up for good fun, and I really like that about her.
14:30I appreciated that, so, like, I wouldn't mind, like, sleeping with her.
14:45Dave is unbelievable.
14:48That is definitely an aprodisiac.
14:50I am getting so excited.
14:52I'm feeling Randy now.
14:53What about you?
14:54I'm feeling Randy.
14:55You sweet-talking bastard.
14:58Imagine in broad daylight, without a drink, without even a bit of flirting, someone just
15:04goes, I've got the horn for you.
15:07Just to let you know, I have an erection.
15:10I've had four oysters, and I'm as hard as a tank.
15:14Let me try some, like, the green sauce.
15:17How's that?
15:18Oh, that's a goop.
15:19Is that enough?
15:20He's put too much on there.
15:21This is going to be another Dave Wilde moment, isn't it?
15:23Mmm.
15:24Not wild.
15:25Yeah.
15:26Ah!
15:31He's taken the horn out of him.
15:34Speaking of spice, let's put some in my eye.
15:37Wait.
15:38Please do it.
15:39Please do it.
15:40Please do it.
15:41Please do it.
15:43What are you doing?
15:44No!
15:45No!
15:46No, no, no.
15:47Oh, ah!
15:48Oh, ah!
15:49Ah!
15:50Ah!
15:51Ah!
15:52Ah!
15:53Oh!
15:54Imagine being on a date.
15:56Oh, you're okay?
15:57You're so wondrous.
15:59Oh, my eye.
16:00Ah!
16:01He's an absolute fucking lunacy.
16:09For her next date, great icebreaker.
16:13But to be able to go, what's your worst first date?
16:15No one would believe her.
16:16Yeah, that's true.
16:17A guy turned up with a train horn that told me he was horny
16:20and then poured Tabasco in his eyes.
16:22Yeah, and sprayed himself in the face with a high-pressured hose.
16:31In Birmingham...
16:34Can I just say, thank you for putting the bins out.
16:36I totally forgot.
16:37I woke up this morning and I was like, oh, I forgot the bins.
16:40And then I looked outside.
16:41The bins are out there.
16:42Yes, sir.
16:43Alison, her son Aidan and her sister Sandra.
16:46You're like the bin angel.
16:48The bin angel.
16:50The bin angel.
16:51I looked outside, I was like, oh, my golden child has done it.
16:56Fantastic.
16:57Well done, mate.
16:58You can put them out for me.
17:00Well done.
17:01I'm out.
17:02Back.
17:03Thanks.
17:04The only reason you remembered it, was you out all night?
17:05Yeah, because I was up all night.
17:06Oh, yeah.
17:07So I had the whole night to remember it.
17:10Aww.
17:11On Friday, there were more awkward encounters keeping us entertained on Channel 4.
17:17Yeah!
17:18Oh, I'm so good at these.
17:20I love first dates.
17:21I never dated.
17:22It wasn't really a thing when we were younger, was it?
17:25You kind of ended up, you snogged somebody and then you were going out with them.
17:28Yeah.
17:29Or not, as the case may be.
17:30Yeah.
17:31Come on.
17:32Let's find some love.
17:35Me and Ben do date nights sometimes.
17:37Do we?
17:38You know, we once went to the emergency vet in the middle of the night and we sort of treated
17:41it like a date.
17:42We were in the car park going, oh, this is nice.
17:45It's me and you.
17:46The dog had eaten a chocolate orange.
17:48Oh.
17:49We had to go and get her stomach pumped.
17:50It was really romantic.
17:5229-year-old business owner Sophie is hoping to add romance to her agenda.
17:58Oh, Sophie.
17:59Absolutely.
18:00Absolutely.
18:01Nailing it.
18:02Sophie's got the shop window open for business.
18:04Nice to meet you, Sophie.
18:05Hi, too.
18:06There's Fred.
18:07Hi, Fred.
18:08Hot.
18:09What an incredible look you have here with all your tattoos.
18:12What an incredible look you have with all your tattoos.
18:15I'm a bisexual woman, so I'm looking for a romantic relationship with a woman.
18:21Oh, she's looking for a woman.
18:22Oh.
18:23We love the bi-girlies.
18:24I have female friends, but, you know, I think I'm looking for something that's a
18:29bit of a stronger connection than that.
18:30She's kind.
18:31She's nice.
18:32She's looking for a nice relationship.
18:33This is great.
18:34This is what we want to hear.
18:35Sophie's date is Emily, a massage therapist who's a pro at releasing stress.
18:40Do you know what?
18:41They're going to go wow together.
18:42And she's got the tuts as well.
18:43I can see.
18:44Look at these two.
18:45Hello.
18:46Hi.
18:47Wow.
18:48I'm freezing.
18:49I'm so sorry.
18:50Nice to meet you.
18:51Nice to meet you.
18:52How could they not hit it off?
18:53They seem happy.
18:54But also...
18:55Well, I've only had one hug.
18:56What do you mean they seem happy?
18:58No.
18:59They don't look horrified.
19:00No.
19:01You look stunning.
19:02I love it.
19:03So do you.
19:05I wasn't sure if this was a bit OTT.
19:06What?
19:07They're having your boobs out at dinner?
19:08No, it's fine.
19:09Well, they just look like twins if you turn the lights off.
19:13Oh, there's a wage film.
19:14Who's this fella?
19:15Ben Nerves.
19:16Right.
19:17But, yeah.
19:18It's, erm...
19:19It's a woman.
19:20It's different.
19:21Well, it's a dude popped out of nowhere.
19:22Definitely different.
19:23Isn't his dear coming?
19:24Well, I hope so.
19:27Oh, has he been stood up?
19:29Oh, what's...
19:30Oh.
19:31Oh, poor fella.
19:32I'm really confused.
19:33Yeah, who is this guy?
19:34Who's the guy?
19:35What's your dating, like, history?
19:37What's your dating history?
19:38Good question.
19:39So, I'm actually really not practised in dating at all, OK?
19:44Is that what you asked, right at the start?
19:46What's your dating history?
19:47People do not have time to mess around.
19:48OK, all right.
19:49It's a fast world.
19:50This is my first date with a woman.
19:52Whoa.
19:53Ooh.
19:55Really?
19:56Yeah.
19:57So...
19:58Well, you're doing great.
19:59She's way more confident than her, isn't she?
20:01Good review.
20:02Jeez, that's scary.
20:03Yeah, ma'am.
20:04Well, you're stunning.
20:05So are you.
20:07Yeah, you are very my type, for sure.
20:09You very much are.
20:10Boom.
20:11Girls are so much kinder, aren't they?
20:12I know, it's really nice, isn't it.
20:13It's genuine.
20:14Yeah, it's like, no, you are.
20:16So, erm...
20:18Big reveal.
20:19So what?
20:20Who's the dude?
20:21I'm married.
20:23Really?
20:24She's married?
20:25Yeah.
20:26She's married.
20:27Like, first date, so what?
20:28Is she on a dating show?
20:30It's the guy at the bar.
20:31And he's here right now.
20:32Bang.
20:33Turn over.
20:34My husband is at the bar.
20:36Oh!
20:37Boom!
20:38That's the bloke at the bar!
20:43Oh, my God.
20:44Are they going to be a thruple?
20:46I mean, yeah, but surely...
20:48You ask if somebody's interested in being a thruple.
20:51It's got to be by prior agreement.
20:53Yeah.
20:54Surely a thruple.
20:55You don't just thruple someone.
20:56No, you can't.
20:57You can't thruple someone as a surprise.
20:59Oh, can you?
21:00Hello!
21:01How are you?
21:02Hi, I'm good.
21:03Going good?
21:04Going good, yeah.
21:05This is Ricky.
21:06Maybe I'm too practical for this kind of thing, but all I...
21:09Where's he going to sit?
21:10See, I...
21:11It's not for me, this.
21:13I don't even like sharing my sweets.
21:15Let me give you a hug.
21:16I'm Emily.
21:17Hi!
21:19Emily's not mucking around.
21:21How are you?
21:22I'm good.
21:23How are you?
21:24A bit more nervous.
21:25A bit more nervous.
21:26Well, actually, no, not as nervous as I was.
21:29Yeah.
21:30Not as nervous.
21:31I'm not nervous.
21:32It's very good.
21:35I think I was very nervous.
21:37I think I might get another drink in a minute.
21:40He says with three quarters of a glass.
21:43I might get another.
21:47You were very nervous to tell me about your situations.
21:52Yeah, so I said, so, I have a husband.
21:55And I was just like, slay.
21:56Slay.
21:57Wow.
21:58Wow.
21:59Slay, baby.
22:00Wow.
22:01You got a husband.
22:02So easy.
22:03Proper, like, couple goals.
22:05Energy.
22:06You two.
22:07Is that couple goals?
22:08This is how you know Emily's confident.
22:10She's handling two first dates at the same time like it's nothing.
22:13Yeah, and no one prepped her ever.
22:14Yeah, exactly.
22:15She was like, uh, okay.
22:16When I was in my late 20s, I discovered this thing, polyamory non-monogamy.
22:21She's into it.
22:22She's into it.
22:23She's into it.
22:24So is that a throuple, a polyamory non-monogamy?
22:26Yeah, exactly that.
22:27Part of it for me is like witnessing that love and that connection between the primary couple.
22:34It's a funny old world, isn't it?
22:36So, would you like to see each other again?
22:39Of course.
22:40Here we go.
22:41Absolutely.
22:42Love to see you again.
22:43I think you're lovely.
22:44And I think, kind of, we had a really good connection, I thought, so.
22:47They did.
22:48There's a guy to your left, by the way, just to let you know.
22:51There's a fella there as well.
22:53I agree.
22:54I would love to see you guys again.
22:55Oh, wow.
22:56Oh!
22:57Look how relieved he is.
22:58Look, he's buzzing.
23:02No time like the present, guys.
23:04What the hell?
23:05That is quite complicated.
23:07Come on, let's have a three-way kiss.
23:09No, no.
23:10Oh, come on.
23:11No.
23:12We love each other.
23:13No.
23:14Matt just sat in their feet like that.
23:16Can I get a kiss?
23:18Oh, please.
23:19Can I get a kiss?
23:20I can hear you.
23:21I can hear you kissing behind me.
23:25In London.
23:26I was ready to show you how I can actually look like a Grinch.
23:31Oh, OK.
23:32Hold on.
23:33Hannah and a friend Tim.
23:38Yeah, it's perfect.
23:39Now, now just the cross about Christmas.
23:42That is amazing.
23:44OK, I've never been attracted to you before.
23:45But now, now I've always, I've always wanted to snog the Grinch.
23:54On Saturday, it was a rock and roll reunion that was making headlines on the BBC.
23:59The news!
24:00Oh, sorry.
24:01I don't care.
24:02Oh, sorry.
24:03I'm sorry.
24:04Let me have a go.
24:12Good afternoon.
24:21Good afternoon.
24:24Hello.
24:25Good afternoon.
24:26Good afternoon.
24:27I like her, you know, that blonde woman.
24:29I like her.
24:30Oasis have thanked their fans for putting up with them over the years
24:33after performing their first gig since 2009.
24:36Yes!
24:37Are you excited?
24:38Uh, yeah.
24:40Are you going to see them?
24:41Oh, yeah.
24:42Yay.
24:43I love Oasis.
24:45Do you have the time?
24:46That's great.
24:47Sorry.
24:49That was Green Day.
24:50Yeah, bro, that's not how you lead with praise for a band you love.
24:54The Gallagher brothers took to the stage at Cardiff's Principality Stadium
24:57last night for the first show in their world tour.
25:00Welcome back, boys.
25:01Stories have been circulating that what broke up the band in the first place
25:04was that Liam threw a plum at Noel's head.
25:08No.
25:09That was the straw that broke the Oasis donkey back.
25:12Yeah.
25:12And here they are, Liam and Noel,
25:16their hands clasped together and raised to the sky
25:19in an image that's already gone around the world.
25:22I noticed that Liam was like this.
25:26It's like, we love each other but we don't, really.
25:3062,000 fans in Cardiff's Principality Stadium
25:33and they were all mad for it.
25:35I wanted to get some tickets but I couldn't get any.
25:37Sold out?
25:38Literally sold out.
25:39Wow.
25:40Would you like to try texting one of them?
25:42I don't know her.
25:43Oh.
25:43Yeah, go on, just drop it in your face.
25:50See if you can, go on.
25:51That'd be stupid.
25:53He does love an anorak.
25:55He's a snappy dresser.
25:57He's a snappy dresser.
25:57But hottest day of the year in a black anorak.
26:00He couldn't go out in a T-shirt though.
26:01What, a T-shirt and a bucket hat?
26:02Significantly, one of the first songs they played was Acquiesce,
26:07one of the few Oasis tracks to feature both Liam and Noel on vocals.
26:12They wrote some amazing songs and made some amazing music.
26:16Working class fucking heroes and that's what they are
26:20and that's what I love about them.
26:22I'm absolutely emotional.
26:23I had tears running down my face, I'll be honest with you,
26:26because to me, I grew up with them bands.
26:29How many bucket hats do you think were in Cardiff last night?
26:31I think Cardiff was full, it was awash with bucket hats.
26:34Teeming with the bucket hat.
26:36They ended with a brief hug.
26:38Now there's just 40 more shows to go.
26:39Do you think they're going to fall out again?
26:41Yeah.
26:43Do you think if we didn't speak to each other for 20 years,
26:45we'd sell more books?
26:48Do you think anyone would care?
26:50But would we go in with our arms held up high?
26:52It would be like...
26:54All right, Leamington Spa, make some noise.
26:58You've got high hopes for us, haven't you?
27:00All right, Merthyr Tidville Library.
27:03Don't make too much noise, it's a library.
27:05Imagine if Ant and Dec had a massive falling out like Oasis.
27:08Oh, it would never happen, babes.
27:09It would never happen.
27:10No, no.
27:11You might win an NTA if that happened.
27:13I think that's your only chance.
27:17I hope it does.
27:17What are you doing?
27:28I'm cutting up my wrap.
27:30With scissors?
27:31Yeah, do you not use scissors?
27:33No.
27:33Do you not, really?
27:34No.
27:34To sandwiches.
27:35Best friends Sarah and Claire.
27:38Look, watch.
27:39All right.
27:39Ready?
27:40Yeah.
27:42Look how perfect that is.
27:43Oh!
27:44Scissors, babe, have a go.
27:47All right.
27:48Honestly, much better than a knife.
27:50All the fillings don't follow.
27:51Me husband thinks I'm absolutely crack as he hates it.
27:54Look, see, you've done it.
27:55You've done it.
27:56Isn't that good?
27:57Look how nice that is.
27:59Yeah.
27:59You've scissors on everything, babe.
28:01Can we do a cheers?
28:02Cheers.
28:02Cheers, babe.
28:03Cheers.
28:03On Thursday night, Olivia Atwood was chasing perfection again on ITV2.
28:11I need a skincare routine.
28:12My skin's awful.
28:14Mm-hmm.
28:14It's...
28:15Okay.
28:16That's the thing I meant to not agree.
28:17Sorry.
28:18What the hell was that?
28:19Let's see how much we can not look away.
28:21Yeah, okay.
28:22Great.
28:22You know, like, laugh out loud, but, like, just can't look away.
28:25I'm Olivia Atwood.
28:27Oh.
28:27My.
28:28God.
28:29Okay, I've got to look away.
28:30What is this?
28:31And I'm no stranger to a tweakment or two.
28:34It's going to put me off my rack.
28:35With us Brits spending billions of pounds a year on cosmetics.
28:38What was that?
28:40This is the one where I start off going, you should grow old gracefully.
28:43And then at the end, I'm trying to write down the surgeon's name and number.
28:47So you want more projection?
28:49Yeah.
28:49So I'm back.
28:50No, no, what's the matter of the rest?
28:52I want to sit bigger.
28:53To discover the real price we're willing to pay.
28:56You can't believe it.
28:57For perfection.
28:59That's right.
29:00You'll never be perfect, will you?
29:02No, I don't mean you.
29:03I am.
29:07Price of perfection.
29:08Let's go.
29:08Come on.
29:10Men.
29:10Men.
29:10How can we be more perfect?
29:13A tail.
29:14A tail.
29:15You should get a tail.
29:16In the next couple of weeks, I'm getting my eyebrows tattooed on.
29:22I've come to a clinic in Birmingham to meet a guy who is one of an increasing number of
29:26men turning to liposuction for a quick fix on the torso.
29:30Oh, so get rid of the little old pot belly.
29:33Yeah, I'd have a bit of that, liposuction.
29:36There's nothing wrong with that.
29:37I'll suck the fucking fat out of you.
29:39I'm meeting Michael and his wife in there.
29:42Then we have a little look at his Instagram.
29:45I'm not ashamed to say, for the years, I've gained a bit of a dad box.
29:48I mean, who hasn't?
29:48What?
29:49He's getting lipo.
29:50He looks better than me now.
29:51I was going to say, he looks fine.
29:53What we're trying to do now is get dads back, wherever they are, in there somewhere.
29:56Oh, so he used to have abs.
29:58Doesn't bother me enough.
29:59Do you like a mamboon?
30:00No, I'm not saying I like that.
30:01What cup?
30:02What size cup do you like?
30:03Nothing bigger than me, which is basically anything.
30:06I heard more people like dad bods than don't.
30:08Yeah, I think everyone says that.
30:10I think every partner says they like your dad bod until you get into an argument.
30:13No, I think...
30:14And then suddenly they tell you you're like a melted ice cream, and everyone's feelings get hurt.
30:17It's just what I've heard.
30:18He's about to have 360 lipo.
30:21All the way around.
30:22Unless it costs £3.60.
30:25And then he's having this fat transferred to his shoulders, traps, biceps.
30:32It's like, how does that even work?
30:33Because would it not be like all doughy?
30:34You can't get fat and put it up there.
30:36It's just going to dribble down again.
30:38This is a superb idea.
30:40It's a great idea.
30:41There are no downsides to this.
30:43Nice, big, wobbly shoulders.
30:46Yes.
30:47Please.
30:47What is the price, do you mind me asking?
30:49Because there's quite a lot of stuff.
30:51£12,995.
30:52£13,000?
30:53I'm going to say £12,000, but yeah, £13,000.
30:56Oh, that's a lot of money, bub.
30:57He's ready.
30:58Wow.
30:59This is...
30:59Welcome back.
31:01So...
31:01Oh!
31:01What the hell?
31:04Oh, no.
31:06They didn't have to give him those.
31:09With the socks?
31:10I know.
31:10Socks a little bit higher.
31:11It sucks.
31:12It's...
31:13Come on.
31:14What are we watching here?
31:15Dr. Pesano uses an ultrasound cannula.
31:18They really go in there, don't they?
31:20That's horrible.
31:21That's just sucking the fat out.
31:23Yeah.
31:23All right.
31:23Ready, steady.
31:26Oh!
31:27Oh!
31:27God!
31:28Oh, my God!
31:32What's that?
31:33The fat coming out or going in?
31:34Coming out.
31:35Do not waste it.
31:36No one throw this tub away.
31:38It's just going in his shoulders.
31:40So, now I'm doing the front of the sides.
31:42I feel like I've got to know him better than I thought.
31:44You're going to be so sore.
31:46You're going to be so sore, bro.
31:47Can you please turn that light off?
31:50Oh, yeah.
31:50Turn the lights off.
31:51It's unbearable to watch.
31:53This is a really good time I'm having with you.
31:56Why did you change the lighting?
31:58So, I'm just double-checking the definition that I was able to scout so far.
32:03Oh, my goodness.
32:04Look at that.
32:04Shut up.
32:05No way.
32:06Do you know what?
32:07I'm sold.
32:08Am I sold?
32:08Am I...
32:09Am I...
32:09I might go and get it by working with the shadows.
32:14OK.
32:15Imagine going to sleep fat.
32:18Yeah.
32:18Waking up slim with a six-pack.
32:20Yeah, sure.
32:21That would be pretty cool.
32:22In total, five litres of fat have been removed and just over half a litre is being injected
32:27back into Michael's upper body.
32:29I'm fascinated.
32:31Is that half a litre what your drink is, your pint?
32:33Well, now you've compared it to that, I'm not going to be drinking any more of it.
32:36No, but that was probably about just short of 500, isn't it?
32:39Michael had a rough two weeks recovering from...
32:45I'll bet he did.
32:46That was quite a lot they have done.
32:48Right, let's see it.
32:48Well, that's annoyed me, that has.
32:57Why?
32:58Because I've had to work at mine, my hunkiness.
33:02I wasn't given it for under 13 grand.
33:05No.
33:05Would you ever go in and do this?
33:07Now I know they do it like that.
33:09Yeah.
33:10Oh, you had the eyelids cut off.
33:12Oh, my God.
33:13You were a weight, weren't you?
33:14Yeah.
33:15Did it smell like chicken when they were sizzling it away?
33:17You could smell it.
33:18I have a facial.
33:19Does that count?
33:20No.
33:21No?
33:21What if I put in a tight ponytail and it lifts up my face a bit?
33:27That's fine.
33:28Get me another bauble.
33:29I need another bauble.
33:32In Manchester...
33:34I don't keep snacks often in the house.
33:36Don't you?
33:37I have no control.
33:38I'm really bad.
33:39I eat so many nuts.
33:41Friends Mark and Kelly...
33:43I love nuts.
33:43You love nuts.
33:46For God's sake.
33:48For God's sake.
33:52For crying out loud.
33:54How old are you?
33:57How old are you?
34:00Too old to love nuts.
34:02I know.
34:05Don't give me any more wine.
34:08On Friday, it was a British institution making the headlines on the BBC.
34:13Let's see what's happening in the world, Clare.
34:15No news is good news.
34:16No, but the opinion matters, you say.
34:19If you give the wrong opinion on the news, you've fought.
34:22Quick, you've got to sit down before the music finishes.
34:25Mum!
34:25It's bad luck.
34:27I've lost me glasses.
34:28They're there.
34:29Oh.
34:29Too late.
34:30Now, bingo halls may traditionally attract a slightly older crowd.
34:34Really?
34:34Love a game of bingo.
34:36Last time I went to bingo was 1977.
34:39But the industry says more than 40% of new customers are under 35.
34:46It's true.
34:46It's true.
34:47The last time I went to bingo, I'm telling you, everyone was liking their teenagers.
34:51It's a Monday night in Luton.
34:53Oh, Monday night in Luton.
34:54Oh.
34:54You had me at Luton, babe.
34:56And although the bingo hall isn't full, the mix of people is interesting.
35:00Popping off in there.
35:01To be fair, it looks as bleak as it always did.
35:04Bingo's good fun.
35:05What, so everybody can get out of their pens and put their splodges on a piece of paper?
35:09Don't call them pens.
35:09They're dabbers.
35:10Look closely and you'll see younger groups.
35:13I don't want the youngs involved in my bingo.
35:16I want old people.
35:18Charlie, who's 25, has been dabbing his bingo card for about a year.
35:23Oh, this is fun.
35:24I'd like a family group.
35:25That'd be sick.
35:26You know what I mean?
35:26Little day out.
35:27My mum and my brother come for, there was about three months.
35:30I was reluctant at first.
35:32Of course you were, Charlie.
35:33Then you saw the light.
35:34A chance to see your mum.
35:35I suppose something we can do together.
35:37I can't exactly take her down to the football court and have a kick about, so we'll come here.
35:41I just don't understand why he can't take his mum to play football.
35:44That's true.
35:45Put her in gold.
35:46I want my grandchildren to take me.
35:49Yeah, it'd be nice, wouldn't it?
35:50Yeah.
35:50Bingo has been on quite a journey from the slightly stuffy days.
35:54Look, it's from back when you guys were in the bingo.
35:56Like the black and white days.
35:57Of the 50s and 60s.
35:59They all look like my grandma used to look.
36:01Yeah, exactly that.
36:02Absolute skirt there, look at that.
36:03I used to go with my granny rider.
36:07No, I honestly...
36:09Do you remember the Buckingham?
36:10Yeah, yeah.
36:10Next to Unit 4?
36:11Bingo used to be a thing.
36:13Back in Luton, Sophia is dabbing multiple sheets at the same time.
36:17That's mad.
36:18Because you're meant to focus on one sheet.
36:20Oh, she's a double dabber.
36:21That's not new.
36:23My granny rider had about...
36:25I'm not bullshitting here.
36:27She had about ten sheets.
36:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:30Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
36:32In an increasingly atomised and fractured world,
36:35Bingo is seeing a renaissance.
36:37Mm-hm.
36:37It's a bit of a deep line, no.
36:39Five minutes, 50, eight.
36:42She's done it.
36:43House!
36:44I dream about going, house!
36:48Or some of them, they don't even...
36:49Don't dream, just do it.
36:51Go on, shout it now.
36:52Well, they don't even say house anymore.
36:54Sometimes they just go, ah!
36:56Just do it now.
36:57It's your dream to shout house.
36:58Do it, go.
36:59House!
37:01What do I get?
37:02Nothing.
37:02Nothing.
37:10In Essex.
37:11I want to have a word with you.
37:12Yeah?
37:13My gardener...
37:14Yeah?
37:15..is here...
37:16Yeah?
37:16..to do my garden.
37:17And he does.
37:18What he's not here to do is at half two in the afternoon...
37:21Yeah?
37:22..you come round, kidnap him,
37:24to get him to take you to Chelmsford to change a dress.
37:27Rylan and his mum, Linda.
37:29I never went...
37:30How many times have you gone to Chelmsford with Tom?
37:32To change the size.
37:33How many times have you gone to...
37:34There you go.
37:36So not only did you steal him yesterday from my garden...
37:39No, no.
37:40Let me finish.
37:40No, but at five o'clock...
37:41Let me finish.
37:42...on his way home and down there.
37:43Let me finish to take you to Chelmsford
37:45to change the same dress.
37:47Yeah.
37:47Two weeks ago, you got him to go and change the dress again.
37:50And he didn't leave here at five o'clock.
37:52Yeah, he did.
37:53He left here, like, what, half four?
37:54What time he normally leaves?
37:56Don't tell me, cos I know what time he leaves.
37:57Stop robbing my gardener to go and do your personal shopping, please.
38:01No, no, I'm moving them, it's important.
38:03So's my garden.
38:04Well.
38:06In West London...
38:08Do you know what I got given today?
38:09Look at this.
38:10This is amazing.
38:10I got given this from our amazing pawnbroker on the show, Dan Hatfield.
38:16Good friends, Ben and Kat.
38:18So Dan was going through some stuff and he found some antique silver spoons from the 1870s
38:24and he thought, do you know, Ben would love these because these teaspoons are golf clubs
38:29and he knows how much I love golf.
38:31Look at those.
38:33Aren't they beautiful?
38:34They actually are beautiful.
38:36And they'd be great for a dippy egg, for dipping, like, scooping out a dippy egg.
38:40Yeah, and then...
38:41I thought, first of all, they were, like, nose pickers.
38:46Victorian nasal removers.
38:49Oh, they could be used as tweezers or something, couldn't they?
38:52What?
38:52You are actually putting my new silver spoons up your nose, Kat Dealey.
38:57It's OK, there's no remnants.
39:01No, you can keep them.
39:05This week, the life or death childhood game came to a dramatic conclusion on Netflix.
39:10I know you're only on series two, but I've got to watch the final now because everyone
39:14will be talking to me about it, but you'll forget by next week anyway, so you won't ruin
39:18it for yourself.
39:19I'll probably forget by tonight.
39:20True.
39:21This is it.
39:21This is what it's all been building to.
39:22I just want to make sure I'm set.
39:24Yeah, same.
39:25Yeah, come on.
39:27This is, like, it.
39:29We're done.
39:29I can't get in the right zone for it.
39:31Lean on me.
39:32No.
39:38Ain't based on a true story, is it?
39:40It's all true.
39:41You know this.
39:42No, it ain't.
39:43Can't be.
39:44This was all over the news, like, 20 years ago.
39:46No, it wasn't.
39:46They found that island in South Korea.
39:49No.
39:50Did you not know that?
39:51No, you're winding me up.
39:52Yes, I'm winding you up.
39:53Shit.
39:53All right.
39:53Oh, this isn't looking good.
40:00A new game.
40:02Players, congratulations and welcome to the final game.
40:07That's the baby.
40:09Is the baby exempt or is it?
40:11No, the baby's playing too.
40:12The baby is too, too, too.
40:13You will start on the square pillar, move on to the triangle pillar, and finally end on the circle pillar.
40:20OK.
40:21So far, so good.
40:22On each shape, you will play a pushing game.
40:25Oh, I don't like this.
40:26A pushing game?
40:28You've got to push people off.
40:28So basically, you've just got to push everybody off.
40:30If you as a group manage to push one or more players off while they are still alive, the round will end, and all remaining players will move on to the triangle pillar.
40:39Oh, this is horrible.
40:40It's awful.
40:41It's like sumo wrestling, but with your life.
40:43To begin the first round, please press the button on the ground.
40:47They've got to find the button.
40:48Where's the button?
40:49Is there a button?
40:51The game has now begun.
40:52This is hectic.
40:53Here we go.
40:54They should have discussed tactics first.
40:55If no one objects, I say, let's vote to see if player 222 is our final pick.
41:00Wait, what?
41:01The baby.
41:01The baby.
41:02He's a phony kid.
41:03No, don't get rid of the baby.
41:05You can't get rid of the baby.
41:06No.
41:07Wait.
41:10I object.
41:11333 can't do that.
41:12No.
41:12That's his baby.
41:13Yeah.
41:14He is actually the baby's dad.
41:16Oh, does he know?
41:17He knows, but no one else does.
41:18Right.
41:19I think for this round, we should choose someone easier to eliminate.
41:27Oh, no.
41:28Leave him alone.
41:30I mean, he's made himself look quite vulnerable there, that one, hasn't he?
41:34One, two, five is toast.
41:35Yeah.
41:38Oh, hello.
41:39I've got a weapon all of a sudden.
41:41I've got a big pole.
41:42That's like a javelin now.
41:43Yes.
41:44You can push people off with it.
41:45Yes.
41:47What did I do?
41:48That was so wrong.
41:49What was it?
41:50Oh, no.
41:50Oh, my gosh.
41:51I thought it was like a hand push.
41:53I didn't know it was jousting.
41:55Yeah.
42:01Bye-bye.
42:02Oh, he's gone.
42:03Gone.
42:03Pushed him.
42:04And he's taken the pole with him.
42:05I'll be only having to chuck one off at a time.
42:08And he's taken the pole with him.
42:10He's fallen to his death.
42:12The pole!
42:13Could you bring the pole back?
42:22Good news is, baby's still alive for now.
42:24OK, baby's still safe.
42:26A bit later, there were only three players left for the final round,
42:31including 3-3-3, who managed to get hold of another pole.
42:37Hand the baby over.
42:38What?
42:39No.
42:40So, hold on a minute.
42:41The dad wants to get the baby so he can get rid of the baby
42:44and win the game.
42:45Yeah.
42:45And it's his child.
42:46It's his own child.
42:47Oh, this is awful.
42:53Oh, he's done it.
42:54Oh, my God, no.
43:01Oh, that's precarious.
43:03Oh, no, he ain't going to chuck the baby off.
43:05Oh, he's got to get onto the platform first and start the game.
43:08I think winning a squid game by...
43:09Hurling an infant.
43:10It's not my thing.
43:11Hurling an infant.
43:12Are you...
43:13So, just to clarify, are you anti-hurling infants into voids?
43:16I think so.
43:22What's he doing?
43:23He's going to get the knife.
43:26Oh, four, five, six.
43:27Come on, mate.
43:28To the rescue.
43:31Oh!
43:31Run, four, five, six.
43:32Look at that bridge.
43:33Run.
43:34Run and jump.
43:35Right, bro, run.
43:36Run.
43:37Go on.
43:38Go on.
43:38Oh, my goodness.
43:39Go on.
43:44Yes, five, five, six.
43:45Yes.
43:46Good parkour.
43:47What a jump.
43:51Oh, my Lord.
43:52This is intense.
43:53Now, what's he going to do?
43:54He's got the pole.
43:55Oh, pole being nice.
43:56Oh, he's lost his knife.
44:00Please pull the button at the centre of the pillar to begin the final round.
44:04Why are they not pressing the button?
44:06Oh, my gosh.
44:07They haven't pressed the button yet.
44:08If they don't press the button, then the round hasn't started.
44:10So, if one of them dies now, it doesn't count.
44:12No.
44:13Shit!
44:14Oh, that's the bar's gone.
44:18The bar's gone.
44:19Now what?
44:20Now it's a wrestle.
44:22Uh-oh.
44:24Oh!
44:25Oh!
44:25Oh!
44:26Oh!
44:27Fuck it out.
44:27I don't know.
44:28He survives everything this other blow, hasn't he?
44:33Oh!
44:34They're both gone.
44:38Oh!
44:40How strong's four, five, six?
44:42If he falls now, he wants him alive, because he's not pressed the fucking button.
44:50It's not going to count.
44:54Oh, no.
44:56He's gone.
44:56Oh, no.
45:00The final round has begun.
45:02No.
45:03Oh, fucking hell.
45:09We all know what's going to happen now.
45:10He's got no choice.
45:13It's him or the baby, isn't it?
45:14Four, five, six values his humanity more than he values his life.
45:19Yeah.
45:25I'm crying.
45:28I'm crying.
45:38Let's keep going.
45:39No, he ain't going to fall.
45:40He is.
45:41He's falling backwards, Mum.
45:48No!
45:49Oh, man.
45:51Oh, he was a good guy.
45:53Fair play.
45:54Four, five, six.
45:54Oh, yeah.
45:56Clear, four, fifty-six.
45:59All eliminated.
46:00The baby's the winner.
46:02That's it.
46:02So, what will happen with the baby now?
46:05What's he going to do, man?
46:06He can't even fucking walk.
46:08Oh, my God.
46:08We're done, though.
46:11What do you do now?
46:12This is what I hate about the series.
46:14Now, like, what?
46:15Now what do I do?
46:15Yeah.
46:17Take a sip of water and go home?
46:19Yes, sir.
46:19I am home.
46:21Should we go to bed?
46:22Should we go up?
46:25The Gallaghers remember their chaotic rise to musical domination in the 90s.
46:36Oasis, Supersonic, stream now, unless you're at Heaton Park tonight.
46:40And you can stream series one of the couple next door.
46:43Have a saucy binge, perhaps, before the new series starts Monday at 9.
46:47Next tonight, it's new first dates.
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