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00:00:00You're up early.
00:00:09What's all this?
00:00:11Father's shower. It's today.
00:00:14Isn't that a little strange?
00:00:16What?
00:00:18Throwing your own baby shower.
00:00:21It's just because I need it to be perfect.
00:00:25It's barely anything.
00:00:27Just people from work and Caroline's helping.
00:00:30Mm-hmm.
00:00:32What?
00:00:33Nothing.
00:00:36Stop making that head.
00:00:39You mean that face?
00:00:41What face should I make? This face?
00:00:43This face?
00:00:44I hate you.
00:00:45This face?
00:00:46Stop making that head.
00:00:48Stop distracting me.
00:00:52I'm crazy. Stop.
00:00:53Careful. I'm going to break this.
00:00:57You're crazy.
00:00:59No.
00:00:59I can't move.
00:01:02I can't move.
00:01:09That's easy.
00:01:10No, no, no.
00:01:12No.
00:01:14I can't move up like a turtle.
00:01:17I'm like a turtle.
00:01:19You're like a turtle?
00:01:21I'm like a turtle.
00:01:22A turtle?
00:01:23A turtle?
00:01:26Eye turtle.
00:01:43Oh my God.
00:01:44Would you come down from there, please?
00:01:45I'm fine.
00:01:46Come on.
00:01:47I'll help you down.
00:01:48Yeah.
00:01:49It's done.
00:01:50There it is.
00:01:55Okay.
00:01:55What do you think?
00:01:58Nice.
00:02:02Now it's perfect.
00:02:03It's perfect.
00:02:14It's amazing.
00:02:16It's amazing.
00:02:22It doesn't matter.
00:02:26It doesn't matter.
00:02:27I know.
00:02:28It doesn't matter.
00:02:28To Joe, can you please stand up for us?
00:02:41Yes, yes, yes.
00:02:44To the best boss lady ever.
00:02:47You are an entrepreneur, a leader.
00:02:51You tripled our readership this year.
00:02:53That's true.
00:02:54You launched the online shop.
00:02:56You moved upstate.
00:02:58You did this insane renovation, by the way.
00:03:00All the while answering every single one of our readers' comments personally.
00:03:05And, oh, by the way, you know, making a human.
00:03:08We would all hate you if we did not absolutely love you.
00:03:12I feel just so grateful to be part of the Love Josephine family.
00:03:16Cheers.
00:03:18Cheers.
00:03:20I know, I know.
00:03:22I told myself I was not going to cry, but I'm really going to miss it.
00:03:25Oh, Faith, I'm not going anywhere.
00:03:27Nothing is going to be any different.
00:03:29It's just a baby.
00:03:30How big are they even, you know?
00:03:32It's like a little, a little, a little donut, a little briot.
00:03:37Cheers.
00:03:39Cheers, Joe.
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00:05:09What do you think?
00:05:22I think it's a little small for me.
00:05:25But it's your color, no?
00:05:26It is my color, but...
00:05:29This is better, no?
00:05:33Oh, Spencer, look at the squitter.
00:05:42It's perfect.
00:05:46When's the big day?
00:05:50What?
00:05:51The baby.
00:05:52Oh, any day now.
00:05:56Oh, are you scared?
00:06:00Should I be?
00:06:04Can I...
00:06:05Can I see your baby?
00:06:06Oh, you never wake a sleeping baby.
00:06:20And she stops my hand.
00:06:24She stops my hand like I'm radioactive or something.
00:06:27It's just a sip.
00:06:33I wonder who that could be.
00:06:35Shh, she's just lonely.
00:06:37Oh, no.
00:06:38Mom, hi.
00:06:49Honey, I don't want to intrude.
00:06:50I was just driving by.
00:06:51No, no, it's fine.
00:06:52Come on in.
00:06:53Oh, no, no, no.
00:06:54I couldn't...
00:06:54Okay.
00:06:55Hi.
00:06:56Hi, Joe.
00:06:57Hi.
00:06:58I made these for you.
00:07:00For the cravings.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:02Try one.
00:07:06What's in it?
00:07:07Secret recipe.
00:07:09Magic bars.
00:07:11Okay, fine.
00:07:12Peanut butter, coconut, butterscotch chocolate,
00:07:15crushed maraschino cherries, and bacon bits.
00:07:19Who knows?
00:07:19Maybe they'll induce labor.
00:07:23All right.
00:07:24Well, I'm off.
00:07:25You two enjoy your last precious moments.
00:07:30Sit down, Doris.
00:07:32Just join us.
00:07:33Oh, Joe, I've told you a million times.
00:07:37Call me Mom.
00:07:40Speaking of which, I was thinking,
00:07:44Grandma doesn't feel right to me.
00:07:47Maybe Gabby or Giddy,
00:07:52Momo or Mimi or Moomoo or Goo Goo
00:07:56or Gigi or Gidlaw.
00:08:04Can't wait.
00:08:05Wait.
00:08:06Oh, settle down in there.
00:08:28Mom is trying to concentrate.
00:08:29Okay.
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00:09:06Okay.
00:09:22Are you okay?
00:09:23Yeah.
00:09:25I'm fine.
00:09:27Just...
00:09:27Just...
00:09:28Something's weird.
00:09:32Do you think, uh...
00:09:34Oh, yeah, I think it's happening.
00:09:41Okay.
00:10:02No!
00:10:32Okay.
00:11:02Okay.
00:11:32Everything okay in here?
00:11:46Yes.
00:11:47Yeah, of course.
00:11:49Have you pooped yet?
00:11:51No.
00:11:52You can't leave until you poop.
00:12:02Wait!
00:12:05You forgot the placenta!
00:12:08Better than forgetting the baby, right?
00:12:10I thought you wanted to eat it.
00:12:12The baby?
00:12:13The baby?
00:12:14No.
00:12:15No.
00:12:16No.
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00:12:25No.
00:12:26No.
00:12:27No.
00:12:28No.
00:12:29Then eat it.
00:12:30The baby?
00:12:32The placenta.
00:12:33It's all nutrients.
00:12:40Good luck.
00:12:51Okay, I think she's in.
00:12:53Are you ready?
00:12:55Yeah.
00:12:56You okay?
00:12:59It's just that I wish my mom working.
00:13:26You can go faster than two kilometers per hour.
00:13:29Well, I have precious cargo.
00:13:32I hope Fatherhood is not going to turn you into a nervous old lady.
00:13:36Why would you say that, dearie?
00:13:38I'm your kitty, your gaddy.
00:13:40Your gaga.
00:13:43Cut the rug.
00:13:56You can't look different.
00:13:59You can't look beautiful.
00:14:01I'm the lady.
00:14:02I'm the lady.
00:14:04I'm the lady.
00:14:06I'm the baby.
00:14:11I'm the lady.
00:14:13I'm the lady.
00:14:16I'm the lady.
00:14:18Where are we?
00:14:29Home.
00:14:48Home.
00:15:18Well, this says they like to suck, swaddle, and swing.
00:15:39I don't need some book, Spencer.
00:15:42I don't know.
00:15:44It says over one million copies sold, so...
00:15:47It's a cliché advice.
00:15:49I can do this.
00:15:51I can do this perfectly.
00:15:55Shh!
00:15:56Shh!
00:15:57Shh!
00:15:59Shh!
00:16:00Uh-huh!
00:16:01Oh
00:16:31We're here for the gutters
00:16:52Yes, yes, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, sorry
00:16:57Sorry, I'm here, I'm Caroline, I'm the assistant
00:17:00We'll set you up right over there
00:17:02Right there
00:17:04Hi
00:17:06Just the guys here who work on the house?
00:17:08We'll be outside, we won't disturb you at all
00:17:10And hey, I think our followers are still waiting on our baby pic
00:17:14Yeah
00:17:16It's been a month
00:17:22Oh, I'll get to it
00:17:24I could help you if it's easier
00:17:26And I also had some
00:17:30Go
00:17:48Joe
00:17:50Joe, I think she's hungry again
00:17:52Okay.
00:17:54Shit.
00:18:00Okay.
00:18:02Okay.
00:18:04Shhh.
00:18:06Okay.
00:18:08Yeah.
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:14Here we go.
00:18:16Here we go.
00:18:18Okay.
00:18:20Okay, okay.
00:18:22Okay, okay.
00:18:24Here we go.
00:18:30Look how perfect she is.
00:18:32Yeah.
00:18:34Uh-huh.
00:18:36You made her.
00:18:38We made her.
00:18:46Okay.
00:18:50Oh!
00:18:52What's that?
00:18:54Scrabby!
00:18:56Oh!
00:18:58No!
00:19:00Oh, what's that?
00:19:11Scrubby!
00:19:15Of course, I completely forgot that I put Ruby up in a crib hours before
00:19:22and the look on Joe's face was...
00:19:25I knew all along you were more scary than I was.
00:19:30He's nervous about everything.
00:19:32I am not.
00:19:33First-time parents, the fears are very, very normal.
00:19:37Oh, one more question, though, if I may ask.
00:19:40The bone was whose?
00:19:42Spencer's a butcher, an artisanal butcher.
00:19:44I'm not an artisanal. I'm a butcher.
00:19:47You know, free-range, humanely killed, no waste.
00:19:50Anyway, the point is, we were very tired.
00:19:54So we thought that maybe this was the time to, you know,
00:19:56come in and just check in and just get a little help.
00:20:00No, we don't really need to have, but just...
00:20:02Just to check in, you know.
00:20:04Just...
00:20:05She cries a lot.
00:20:06Well, the good news is, she looks fantastic.
00:20:10Nothing to worry about whatsoever.
00:20:12Babies cry.
00:20:14It's tough, but, you know, wait till she's 18.
00:20:20That's really hell.
00:20:26Look at you.
00:20:27Oh, aren't you the sweetest little thing?
00:20:30She's adorable.
00:20:32I think she looks a little thin.
00:20:37Is she too thin?
00:20:38The doctor said she's perfectly normal.
00:20:41Maybe she's hungry.
00:20:43Shall we begin?
00:20:45What are you doing?
00:20:46Oh, aren't you the sweetest little thing?
00:20:48I don't know.
00:20:50The telling doesn't matter.
00:20:51You know that you've got three kinds of things.
00:20:53I know that you've got two kinds of things.
00:20:54I'm split by three kinds of things.
00:20:56I've got five kinds of things.
00:20:57I've got two kinds of things.
00:20:58dodo to a du lolo maman est en bas qui fait du chocolat
00:21:09papa est en bas qui fait du gâteau
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00:26:07I'm not sure about the outfit.
00:26:19I don't think we should go.
00:26:22Come on.
00:26:24It's just dinner.
00:26:25Ruby will be fine.
00:26:27It's too much for your mother.
00:26:29Well, she raised me, right?
00:26:31Look how great I turned out.
00:26:33It's nice for her to feel needed.
00:26:40Besides, are we never going to have dinner again alone for the rest of our lives?
00:26:44What's my plan?
00:26:45We need this.
00:26:51Oh, she smiled at me.
00:27:09Oh, she smiled at me.
00:27:10Aw, you have been so smart.
00:27:16You have been so smart.
00:27:17You have been so smart.
00:27:18I don't know.
00:27:20Well, if you have any attention, you can see your smile and frown dry.
00:27:25Roll dry.
00:27:25You can please discuss your immediate parents.
00:27:28Come on.
00:27:29Thanks, Mom.
00:27:31Okay.
00:27:32The milk is in the fridge.
00:27:33Just warm it up and make sure to dust it.
00:27:35We'll be fine.
00:27:36Just go on, you lovebirds.
00:27:38Just go on, you lovebirds.
00:28:08You're right.
00:28:11This is nice.
00:28:13You see?
00:28:15Every now and again, I have a good idea.
00:28:17Not often.
00:28:18Like, once a year.
00:28:21On leap years.
00:28:30Hey, what's up?
00:28:31I'm going to feel like I'm disappearing.
00:28:42Well, this is temporary.
00:28:46You know, pretty soon, you'll be back to work.
00:28:49Photo shoots of diapers.
00:28:51Baby food sponsorships.
00:28:53You'll be moving a mile a minute.
00:28:55Trust me.
00:28:56Everyone goes through this.
00:28:57Really?
00:28:58Yeah.
00:28:59You know Freddie from work?
00:29:01After his kid was born, his wife got so freaked out, she just picked lint off the carpet all day.
00:29:06Uh-huh.
00:29:07And Jim?
00:29:07Jim's wife started buying all kinds of tiny, crazy cap figurines online.
00:29:12I haven't bought one tiny cap.
00:29:14I know.
00:29:16Because you're going to be a great mom.
00:29:20You have puke on your jacket.
00:29:22You have puke on your jacket.
00:29:24You have puke on your jacket.
00:29:24You have puke on your jacket.
00:29:26Wait, I...
00:29:27What are you doing?
00:29:29No, no.
00:29:30Just put a little bit of water.
00:29:30Control freak.
00:29:31No.
00:29:31I'll get it.
00:29:34I'll mute.
00:29:34You have puke on your jacket.
00:30:04I'll mute.
00:30:27I got the fucking phone.
00:30:29Dory, speak up the fucking phone!
00:30:31I...
00:30:32I...
00:30:32Whoa, whoa, what's happening?
00:30:34The money door. The money.
00:30:36It's probably nothing, but I just have to go check on Ruby.
00:30:39Give me the keys to the car.
00:30:40What are you talking about?
00:30:41The key to the car!
00:30:42Jesus.
00:30:44Oh my God!
00:30:46Wait!
00:30:47I'm so sorry.
00:30:48John, wait!
00:30:54It's okay. It was our first time away from her.
00:30:56We'll get better at it.
00:30:58What do you think it was?
00:31:03You know, I think it's what my mom said it was.
00:31:07I think she was, um, putting a blanket on Ruby,
00:31:09and she kicked over the iPad.
00:31:11But I heard whispering.
00:31:14Yeah.
00:31:15It's just my mom whispering to Ruby.
00:31:18What was she telling her?
00:31:21Where?
00:31:24Oh.
00:31:27Sleep tight, probably.
00:31:33I'm...
00:31:35I'm okay now.
00:31:37I know.
00:31:39I know.
00:31:42I'm just gonna go check on Ruby.
00:31:45Okay?
00:31:51I'm...
00:31:52I'm okay.
00:31:53I'm sorry.
00:31:54Ruby.
00:31:55It's okay.
00:31:56It's just...
00:31:58Vonnie.
00:32:02Shh!
00:32:03I won't leave you again.
00:32:07I promise.
00:32:08I'll be.
00:32:09I won't leave you again.
00:32:11I promise.
00:32:12I'll be.
00:32:14My mom, my mom.
00:32:16I'll be.
00:32:17My mom.
00:32:18I won't leave you again. I promise.
00:32:22Okay?
00:32:24I won't leave you again.
00:32:26I won't never leave you again.
00:32:30Never.
00:32:48You picked me.
00:33:07Impalement, strangulation, suffocation.
00:33:11You sure that thing's secure?
00:33:14I would not want that to fall on her.
00:33:18Crush her like a bug.
00:33:20I don't love a look at these corners,
00:33:22and obviously you're going to need to get this construction cleaned up.
00:33:25We're close. I don't know what's taking them so long.
00:33:28Total death trap.
00:33:29I know she's a little young to worry about all this now, but...
00:33:32Never too early to start baby treatment.
00:33:34Yeah, and she's very advanced. She already has teeth.
00:33:40Well, I really want her home to be safe from her.
00:33:45Safe for her?
00:33:47Yeah.
00:33:51What did I say?
00:33:53It's okay. I get it.
00:33:55We had twins.
00:33:57They almost killed me.
00:33:59Great.
00:34:07Look at him.
00:34:10Hello!
00:34:11Hey.
00:34:12What happened?
00:34:13I get to see him.
00:34:15Hey!
00:34:16It's huh.
00:34:17What happened?
00:34:19Have you seen him?
00:34:20Looks at him now.
00:34:21Bye!
00:34:22I don't know.
00:34:52I don't know.
00:35:22I don't know.
00:35:23Look.
00:35:24Ruby.
00:35:25I'm sorry, baby.
00:35:26Okay.
00:35:27Run away around.
00:35:28Here you go.
00:35:29You okay?
00:35:30Yeah.
00:35:31I need a cigarette.
00:35:35I need a cigarette.
00:35:36Much easier, I promise.
00:35:37Running away with a baby.
00:35:38Oh, you poor thing.
00:35:40Is Ruby still crying a lot?
00:35:41Yeah.
00:35:42It's strange.
00:35:43She doesn't do it around other people, but she cries.
00:35:44It's classic, right?
00:35:45Do you even feel like your baby's angry with you?
00:35:46I mean, when I take more than five seconds to do the bidding for her, yes.
00:35:50She's completely pissed all of the time.
00:35:51I'm more like punishing you.
00:35:53Punishing you for what?
00:35:54I don't know.
00:35:55I don't know.
00:35:56You know what I think?
00:35:57You know what I think?
00:35:59I don't know.
00:36:01I mean, when I take more than five seconds to do the bidding for her, yes, she's completely pissed all of the time.
00:36:09I mean, more like punishing you.
00:36:13Punishing you for what?
00:36:21I don't know.
00:36:23You know what I think?
00:36:25I think that you really need to go out and, like, dance and get your old self back.
00:36:31We're actually all going out for mom drinks later, and I swear it's not as terrible as it sounds.
00:36:36No, I can't. That's exactly what makes her angry.
00:36:39Where are you going, Joe?
00:36:41Home. I need to focus on home. I'll see you around.
00:36:55I know. I know.
00:36:57I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. Life is not.
00:37:02I know. I know. I know. It does.
00:37:12CLAKEーディング
00:37:15I hear you.
00:37:16I hear you.
00:37:37Joe?
00:37:38I'm busy, Caroline.
00:37:40Can't you see?
00:37:41Sorry.
00:37:42It's just that.
00:37:43I don't know.
00:37:45Ruby's crying.
00:37:47Baby's crying.
00:37:51She's been crying for over an hour.
00:37:55Fine.
00:37:58I'll get her.
00:37:59Okay.
00:38:01Fine, Ruby.
00:38:02If that's what you want, I'm coming.
00:38:07I am not going to hurt you.
00:38:09I am not going to let you win.
00:38:15Do you hear me?
00:38:17I'm not going to let you win, Ruby.
00:38:20I'm not going to let you win.
00:38:22I'm not going to let you win!
00:38:24I am not going to let you win!
00:38:25I am not going to let you win!
00:38:32Hey.
00:38:34What's the occasion?
00:38:36Nothing.
00:38:37I cooked.
00:38:38What is it?
00:38:39A surprise.
00:38:43Where's Ruby?
00:38:48Joe?
00:38:54Joe!
00:38:55Wait, please.
00:38:56Come on.
00:38:57Wait.
00:38:58I didn't...
00:38:59Do you really think I'm crazy?
00:39:02No, I don't.
00:39:03I don't think you're crazy.
00:39:05I...
00:39:07Look, this is hard on me, too.
00:39:08I'm fucking exhausted.
00:39:10Oh, I'm sorry, but did...
00:39:11Did you make an entire person inside your own body?
00:39:15Don't you understand that she's killing me?
00:39:19And I'm saying that I want to help.
00:39:26I'll go.
00:39:27I'm fine.
00:39:28Let me just this once.
00:39:31Okay.
00:39:32See how you do.
00:39:34Go.
00:39:45I'm fine.
00:39:46I'm fine.
00:39:47I'm fine.
00:39:55Okay, Ruby.
00:40:15Uh...
00:40:42Okay, uh...
00:40:43I'm going out.
00:40:44You're so good with Ruby, you handled her for a night.
00:40:47Okay, well...
00:40:48Can you tell me where you're going?
00:40:49Out, I said.
00:40:52Joe, I...
00:40:53I don't think you should go out.
00:40:54Why not?
00:40:56Afraid to be alone with her?
00:40:58I'm dying to be alone with her.
00:40:59So then what's the problem?
00:41:01Hmm?
00:41:02Dinner's on the stove, but you already know that, I think.
00:41:05There is pump to milk in the fridge.
00:41:14I don't know.
00:41:15I don't know.
00:41:20Hey Joe, it's Shelly.
00:41:21Um...
00:41:22Where were you tonight?
00:41:23I thought you were going to come.
00:41:24I'm offering.
00:41:25I really miss you.
00:41:26It's you.
00:41:27Well...
00:41:28I fell asleep in a parking lot.
00:41:37I wanted to go to a bar to have a drink and I...
00:41:42I fell asleep before I even came inside.
00:41:59I slept for the first time in ages.
00:42:03You couldn't even call.
00:42:06I fell asleep, like I said.
00:42:12Where is Ruby?
00:42:13She's upstairs.
00:42:14In a crib.
00:42:15She's fine.
00:42:16Don't go up there and wake her.
00:42:17We actually had a really nice night together.
00:42:19Good.
00:42:21I'm happy for you.
00:42:22Yeah.
00:42:24Well, it was nice to get some time with her finally.
00:42:27Okay, well, I shouldn't...
00:42:28I shouldn't have come back at all then.
00:42:30Yeah, okay.
00:42:31That's not what I meant.
00:42:33I'm going to work.
00:42:34Somewhere around here has to.
00:42:45This is a typical man.
00:42:47You like to spend time with her on your terms,
00:42:49but then you leave whenever it becomes inconvenient.
00:42:51All I said was it was nice, okay?
00:42:53You're the one who left all night.
00:42:54I got tired, okay?
00:42:55I made a mistake.
00:42:56One time.
00:42:57Was it?
00:42:58A mistake?
00:43:00What do you mean?
00:43:01I don't know.
00:43:02You seem pretty unhappy.
00:43:03You don't believe me?
00:43:06Hey, do not walk away from me, Spencer.
00:43:09Talk to me.
00:43:10Great.
00:43:11You fucking woke her up.
00:43:12Oh.
00:43:14It's okay, Ruby.
00:43:15I heard you.
00:43:16Just stop.
00:43:17There you go.
00:43:24There you go.
00:43:33Sorry.
00:43:35Sorry, baby.
00:43:36I'm sorry.
00:43:37I'm sorry.
00:43:38I'm sorry.
00:43:39I'm sorry.
00:43:40I'm sorry.
00:43:41I'm sorry.
00:43:42I'm sorry.
00:43:43I'm sorry.
00:43:44I'm sorry.
00:43:45I'm sorry.
00:43:46I'm sorry.
00:43:47I'm sorry.
00:43:48I'm sorry.
00:43:49I'm sorry.
00:43:50Well, the great news is she's grabbing.
00:43:52That's a big milestone.
00:43:54It's time to get one of those activity gyms so that she can grab things that don't cause you bodily harm.
00:43:59So there's nothing wrong with her?
00:44:02She's perfectly fine.
00:44:03I'm sure you saw, but she has teeth.
00:44:06Well, it's a little early for that, but all babies are different.
00:44:10And she doesn't seem angry to you?
00:44:16What about?
00:44:17No, nothing.
00:44:18I just, I mean, I wouldn't understand if she's disappointed.
00:44:24In what?
00:44:25She's a baby.
00:44:27She's not old enough to be disappointed.
00:44:33Um, I'm going to be right back.
00:44:38Where are you going?
00:44:40Turns out she's due for some shots.
00:44:42This will only take a minute.
00:44:47I don't know.
00:44:49I don't know.
00:44:50I just don't know.
00:44:51Like you know, her dad, it's you.
00:44:54I probably think I really know.
00:44:56I'm trying to help her out and do it.
00:44:57I don't know.
00:45:00I don't know.
00:45:01Luckily she's not to believe she.
00:45:02I'm the only one of those things.
00:45:03If you are a baby.
00:45:04Hi, it's me.
00:45:06I think I don't know.
00:45:07I'm a baby.
00:45:08I'm a baby.
00:45:09I have a baby.
00:45:10I can't be right back now.
00:45:11You're ready to go, Dad!
00:45:12I'm a baby.
00:45:13I don't know.
00:45:14You're the baby.
00:45:15You're the loser.
00:45:16I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:45:46Hey, hey! You can't leave.
00:45:48It's not a good time.
00:45:50We'll come back.
00:46:06I was wrong.
00:46:08What are you doing? About everything.
00:46:10I'm sorry.
00:46:12She's not angry with me.
00:46:16I am okay.
00:46:18You're not angry with me.
00:46:20She's trying to hurt me
00:46:22She, she's trying to hurt me.
00:46:24I'm not crying.
00:46:26I'm crying.
00:46:28I'm crying.
00:46:30I'm crying.
00:46:34I was crying.
00:46:36I was crying.
00:46:38She's praying with us in the only way she can.
00:46:40So, what is she trying to communicate?
00:46:42I don't know.
00:46:44I don't know.
00:46:46I don't know.
00:46:48I think she...
00:46:49She may be trying to warn us.
00:46:52What did the doctor say?
00:46:55I didn't tell him about this.
00:46:56He'll just think I'm crazy.
00:47:00Yeah, I'm gonna take you home, Joe.
00:47:04I don't want her here, and...
00:47:07When we get back, maybe we can figure this out.
00:47:10Maybe you can get a little rest.
00:47:14I don't need to rest.
00:47:16You can't figure this out when you're exhausted.
00:47:21Hey, look at me.
00:47:24I love you.
00:47:27I love you, too.
00:47:37It's okay.
00:47:38Good girl.
00:47:39Good girl.
00:47:44Good girl.
00:47:44Good girl.
00:47:45Good girl.
00:47:46Good girl.
00:47:46Good girl.
00:47:46Good girl.
00:47:47Good girl.
00:47:52Hi.
00:47:53I thought I would bring you some tea.
00:47:54Hi.
00:47:59I thought I would bring you some tea.
00:48:03Spencer shouldn't have it bothered you, really.
00:48:07I can take care of Ruby myself.
00:48:10Ruby isn't the only one who needs taking care of.
00:48:14Thanks.
00:48:18Well, that's a classic.
00:48:20Yeah, I didn't think I'd need these books, but...
00:48:23I know.
00:48:25It's hell.
00:48:26What?
00:48:28Well, I told you about when Spencer was a baby.
00:48:32Yes, you said he was a crier.
00:48:33Oh, much worse than that.
00:48:35You know, this was back in my day.
00:48:37Men didn't do anything.
00:48:38I was all alone.
00:48:41And everybody kept saying,
00:48:43wasn't I so happy and wasn't my baby a miraculous thing?
00:48:47And I...
00:48:48I felt so...
00:48:50guilty.
00:48:52Because, of course, I loved him.
00:48:54but...
00:48:55also...
00:49:00I hated him.
00:49:01I would dream about all the terrible things that could happen to him.
00:49:06And at first I thought it was because I was scared.
00:49:08I was scared of me.
00:49:09All the moms are scared.
00:49:10But then I realized...
00:49:14I wished for it.
00:49:19And one night, Spencer's father was on another business trip, and Spencer was crying and crying, and I tried everything, but nothing worked.
00:49:36And it was hot.
00:49:38And it was hot, summer, dark outside, middle of the night, and I... I remember I just... I prayed to God for someone to come and just take this baby away from me, so that I could go back to being who I was before.
00:49:58But also, I knew... I knew that wasn't going to happen.
00:50:04And I was... I was trapped.
00:50:07I put Spencer in his crib, and he was crying and crying and crying and crying like a hammer in my head.
00:50:20And I... I went down into the kitchen, and I got our sharpest knife.
00:50:27To kill yourself?
00:50:29To kill him.
00:50:31And I went back upstairs, and he was just...
00:50:41Stop. Just stop.
00:50:44Well, obviously, I came to my senses. I mean, I didn't do anything.
00:50:50You have to stop.
00:50:53Yes, and that's the problem.
00:50:56We can't talk about these things. Not even to each other. We can't admit it. We can't even look at it.
00:51:05And so...
00:51:09It grows stronger.
00:51:13Yeah.
00:51:36You'reoj, you'reo.
00:51:37Robi!
00:51:39Hey, hey. My mom's staying over her seat.
00:52:03Voila. I'm not that hungry.
00:52:06Well, it's no croissant, but we have to keep you fed.
00:52:10Oh, and your friend dropped by Shelly.
00:52:13She dropped off a loaf cake.
00:52:16You're looking more rested already.
00:52:18I didn't hear Ruby wake up in the night.
00:52:21I guess you slept through.
00:52:23Good job, Ruby.
00:52:25You didn't hear her, did you?
00:52:28Not a peep.
00:52:30Of course, I'm downstairs on the sofa, so...
00:52:32Not that I'm complaining.
00:52:34I just get a little twinge in my back.
00:52:37I know the guest room isn't finished, but I would love a firmer mattress.
00:52:42I was thinking how helpful you've been that first night Spencer and I went out.
00:52:47I know you were so worried.
00:52:49But what was in those magic bars?
00:52:51I went into labor at the very night.
00:52:54I hope you don't think...
00:52:56Oh, what would I think? Just a typical nervous mom, no?
00:53:00I promise you, there's absolutely nothing to worry about.
00:53:04I keep a very watchful eye.
00:53:07So do I.
00:53:08So do I.
00:53:13Joe, the guys are finally done with the gutters if you want to go.
00:53:16Give it a quick look.
00:53:17I'll watch Ruby.
00:53:18I'll be back in two minutes.
00:53:20Don't take her out of the swing.
00:53:22Do you want me to go up there?
00:53:36No, no, no.
00:53:37I just...
00:53:38Sorry.
00:53:39That was a complete accident.
00:53:41What is wrong with you up here?
00:53:43Is everything okay?
00:53:45It's well, I just took Ruby out for a walk.
00:53:48It's okay.
00:53:51Let her go.
00:54:02Hey, this is Spencer.
00:54:03I can't make you get the phone right now.
00:54:07Shady?
00:54:09Shady?
00:54:13Are you okay?
00:54:15What is going on?
00:54:17Just go off the door.
00:54:19Go off quickly.
00:54:20They're not following me.
00:54:22Oh, fuck.
00:54:23Shit.
00:54:24Is this about Spencer?
00:54:25Shit.
00:54:26Did he find out?
00:54:28Joe, please tell me you didn't tell him.
00:54:31Tell him what?
00:54:33Tell him what?
00:54:34Were you too drunk to remember or was just that insignificant?
00:54:38I thought that was a dream.
00:54:40It was not a dream.
00:54:42A dream?
00:54:43Should I be taking that as a compliment?
00:54:45I texted you and texted you and then I baked you a loaf cake and I leave you a card and you just completely ghosted me.
00:54:51I'm sorry, I didn't mean-
00:54:52And it's like, you know what?
00:54:53I get it because I'm married.
00:54:54I don't want to blow up my life over this either.
00:54:56But you're French.
00:54:57I thought we could be French about it.
00:54:58I'm like, what's the big fucking deal?
00:55:00Fuck.
00:55:01I'm just in a really vulnerable place right now with my sexuality and my femininity and I feel like fucking shit all the time.
00:55:08And you doing that to me makes me feel even worse and I don't even have anyone I can talk to about how I'm feeling right now.
00:55:14I don't really want to talk about this.
00:55:16I really apologize but I need to make a quick, quick phone call.
00:55:21Seriously?
00:55:22Just be quiet because my baby's asleep.
00:55:26Hey, this is Spencer.
00:55:27I can't make you through the phone right now so leave your license for me.
00:55:30It's me.
00:55:31I need to talk to you.
00:55:33Ruby is in danger.
00:55:34I am in danger.
00:55:35Please just, just send everyone away and let us talk.
00:56:05I need to go to the Chloe of them.
00:56:23Can I see?
00:56:25No.
00:56:26What's your secret?
00:56:27Trust your instincts.
00:56:29There were no babies.
00:56:32Please.
00:56:35They weren't ever had.
00:56:37Please.
00:57:02You're a little girl. You're a little girl.
00:57:14What are you doing in there?
00:57:16Nothing. I, I, nothing. I just, just, give me my baby.
00:57:25God, she's so perfect.
00:57:27God, she's really just the perfect for you, Jojo.
00:57:34Why did you come up to me that first day at the baby store?
00:57:40What are you talking about?
00:57:42I was a good target. Clearly I had no idea what I was in for.
00:57:48Now, you gave her back to me.
00:57:52Jo, let's be honest.
00:57:57She's ruining your money.
00:58:04Gave her back to me.
00:58:08Gave her back to me.
00:58:10No, and you have to be careful. You don't want to break her.
00:58:13Give me my baby.
00:58:14I want to break her back to you.
00:58:28Oh, I want to break her back to you.
00:58:35Oh, I want to break her back to you.
00:58:39Oh, I want to break her back to you.
00:58:42Are you okay?
00:58:52Yeah.
00:58:52I'm okay.
00:58:53Yeah.
00:58:53Okay.
00:58:54I was so worried.
00:58:55We don't have much time.
00:58:56Okay, it's okay.
00:58:57I was so worried.
00:58:58I thought that you...
00:58:59Ruby.
00:59:01Who wants her?
00:59:01I want.
00:59:02I want her.
00:59:03I don't know what for.
00:59:04Okay, I don't understand.
00:59:06I can explain you, but you have to trust me.
00:59:08Okay, who wants Ruby?
00:59:20Still wearing your apron?
00:59:21Yeah, well, your message, I said you were in danger, so I came as fast as I could.
00:59:27And she's okay.
00:59:29So, uh, no more sneaking around where you don't belong.
00:59:32Stay here.
00:59:35I'm going to go upstairs and get cleaned up.
00:59:39You're going to stay right here.
00:59:43And then when I come back down, we can talk, okay?
00:59:45Mm-hmm.
00:59:47You're going to be okay?
00:59:48Yes.
00:59:48Sure.
00:59:52Good.
00:59:58Stay here.
01:00:02I'm sorry, Joe.
01:00:07I'm so sorry to barge in.
01:00:08I drove all the way home and realized that I forgot my keys.
01:00:12Are you all right?
01:00:13No, I'm fine.
01:00:16I'm fine.
01:00:18I was just about to make dinner.
01:00:20Oh, good.
01:00:21I'm starved.
01:00:21Here, I'll watch her.
01:00:23Here, come on, little one.
01:00:24Come to Google.
01:00:25Oh, hi.
01:00:28Oh, she's getting so big.
01:00:30She's getting so big.
01:00:32I don't know.
01:01:02Mmm.
01:01:07Mmm.
01:01:10This is the best polonaise I have ever had.
01:01:15Yeah, well, you'll have to give her the recipe.
01:01:20Oh, it's pretty simple. All you have to do is throw yourself into it.
01:01:32Joe, we, uh, we need to talk.
01:01:38You don't like it?
01:01:41You need a rest. A longer rest.
01:01:45Maybe a few weeks away. Some professional help.
01:01:49Some medications you can take and, uh...
01:01:53You know, Ruby will be fine. Mom's offered to help.
01:01:57It's true that I... I've been really... struggling.
01:02:05And I... I didn't realize nobody helps mothers in this country.
01:02:13We're gonna get you. That'll be neat.
01:02:16Professionals are coming.
01:02:18They're on their way now to meet you and take you.
01:02:21Is that Ruby?
01:02:22See, you said it yourself.
01:02:24Ruby's in danger.
01:02:27So...
01:02:28They're gonna take you.
01:02:29...
01:02:30...
01:02:31...
01:02:32...
01:02:33...
01:02:34...
01:02:35...
01:02:36...
01:02:37...
01:02:38...
01:02:39...
01:02:40...
01:02:41...
01:02:42...
01:02:56...
01:02:57...
01:02:58...
01:02:59...
01:03:00...
01:03:01...
01:03:02...
01:03:03...
01:03:04...
01:03:07...
01:03:08...
01:03:09...
01:03:10...
01:03:41But I know what you're doing.
01:03:43I know the truth.
01:03:45I know.
01:03:49A mother's instincts never lie.
01:03:52How could you, how could you do this to us?
01:03:56Your own daughter.
01:03:59I hate you.
01:04:02I don't know what this is.
01:04:04I don't know why you want her for it.
01:04:06But I promise you this.
01:04:08You will never love her.
01:04:10I wouldn't have ever, ever let her go.
01:04:13Ever.
01:04:31Open the door!
01:04:33Open the fucking door!
01:04:35Just open the door!
01:04:37Open the door for me!
01:04:39Go!
01:04:40Go!
01:04:41Come on!
01:04:42Don't get to do this!
01:04:43Go!
01:04:44Open the door!
01:04:45Come on!
01:04:46Come on!
01:04:47Don't get to do this!
01:04:48Go!
01:04:49Stop the fucking car, Joe!
01:04:51Stop!
01:04:52Stop the fucking car!
01:04:54Go!
01:04:55Go!
01:04:56Come on!
01:04:57Stop the car!
01:04:58Come on!
01:04:59Go!
01:05:00работы!
01:05:04Go!
01:05:05Don't get it!
01:05:06Hmm!
01:05:07W-
01:05:08No!
01:05:09W-
01:05:10Da-
01:05:11W-
01:05:12No!
01:05:13ordinaròs
01:05:14When was-
01:05:15Tuto in it and
01:05:23know it's a hint,
01:05:25jazz.
01:05:26La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
01:05:56Go ahead.
01:06:26Let's pray.
01:06:56I don't want to talk about Papa Sonia.
01:07:02Ruby.
01:07:05Ruby.
01:07:07Where is Ruby?
01:07:08She's okay.
01:07:10She's okay.
01:07:12You just get well now.
01:07:16I thought...
01:07:18I know.
01:07:19I thought she was...
01:07:21I thought she thought you were...
01:07:23You were not...
01:07:26I don't know anymore.
01:07:28You just rest up, okay?
01:07:53The visions?
01:07:55Psychotic episodes?
01:07:57Gone.
01:07:59Auditory hallucinations?
01:08:02The crying in your head?
01:08:03No.
01:08:04No.
01:08:05Paranoia?
01:08:06Conspiracy theories?
01:08:08Monsters?
01:08:10No.
01:08:12No.
01:08:14No.
01:08:16No.
01:08:18No.
01:08:20No.
01:08:22No.
01:08:24No.
01:08:26No.
01:08:28No.
01:08:29No.
01:08:30No.
01:08:32No.
01:08:34No.
01:08:35What are you talking about?
01:08:36Monsters?
01:08:40Only me.
01:08:44It all seemed so real.
01:08:47It is real.
01:08:49Postpartum is real.
01:08:51And it's not your fault.
01:08:53fault. And if they come back, the visions... I know you're afraid. Just take it moment
01:09:05by moment. You get through the first night, and then the next. And then it gets easier.
01:09:17Ready? Okay.
01:09:23Wait till you see Ruby. She's scooting across the floor in her little bum-bum, and no words
01:09:37yet. She's babbling away. And finally, she is sleeping through the night, which was such
01:09:44a relief, obviously. Thanks. For what?
01:09:51Ruby? I... I don't know what we would have done without her. It's nothing.
01:10:04My mother died. I was... I was only a baby. I know. So I... I couldn't call you mom.
01:10:22It's okay. It's okay.
01:10:29It's okay. It's okay.
01:10:33Go ahead. It's alright.
01:11:01I have to go in back.
01:11:31I have to go in back.
01:12:01Ruby should go through the night.
01:12:11I'll spend some time with her in the morning.
01:12:17She loves you.
01:12:22How?
01:12:23After all I've done.
01:12:26You're her mother.
01:12:29You know.
01:12:31When the police arrived at the scene of the accident.
01:12:36You were barely conscious.
01:12:40The car was crushed.
01:12:44Nobody knows how, but somehow...
01:12:47You managed to crawl out of your seat.
01:12:52You crawled back to Ruby.
01:12:54And when they found you...
01:12:58You were covering her.
01:13:03Protecting her.
01:13:04I'm scared.
01:13:09Let's just get through tonight.
01:13:24Let's just get through tonight.
01:13:24Come by, Ruby.
01:13:34principally, you said...
01:13:44Come in, come in.
01:14:14Oh, my God.
01:14:44It's going to be okay.
01:14:48It's all right.
01:14:50It's okay.
01:15:00Everything's going to be okay.
01:15:02Everything's going to be okay.
01:15:10That's what you wanted.
01:15:14Just give me one minute to make your bottle.
01:15:18Yeah, it'll just be a minute, baby.
01:15:22Everything's going to be okay, Ruby.
01:15:26La, la, la, la.
01:15:28La, la, la, la, la, la.
01:15:30La, la, la, la, la.
01:15:32La, la, la, la.
01:15:34La, la, la, la.
01:15:40Please, Ruby.
01:15:42Please, you can't do this.
01:15:44You can't do this.
01:15:57Yeah, we can be big.
01:16:05Shut up, Ruby.
01:16:07You get tired of crying.
01:16:10Stop fucking crying!
01:16:12No!
01:16:14Stop!
01:16:24Ruby!
01:16:32Ruby!
01:16:35Ruby!
01:16:39No!
01:16:42Ruby!
01:16:44Ruby!
01:16:46Ruby!
01:16:48Ruby!
01:16:55Ruby!
01:17:05No!
01:17:06Help!
01:17:08Help!
01:17:36You can't have her in here.
01:17:48You're a terrible mother.
01:17:52She doesn't want you as your father.
01:17:58I'm not afraid of you.
01:18:04I'm not afraid.
01:18:12I'm not afraid.
01:18:14I'm not.
01:18:16Come here.
01:18:18Come.
01:18:34Come here.
01:18:38Come here.
01:18:40Come here.
01:18:42Come here.
01:18:44Come here.
01:18:48Come here.
01:18:50Come here.
01:18:52Come here.
01:18:54Come here.
01:18:56Come here.
01:18:58Come here.
01:19:00Come here.
01:19:02Come here.
01:19:04Come here.
01:19:06Come here.
01:19:08Come here.
01:19:10Wow.
01:19:40Wow.
01:20:10Wow.
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