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00:00hey what are you guys looking at oh all those drunk girls over there at that bachelorette
00:07line oh yes brides and their desperate friends
00:11it's sort of like the deer walking right through the hunting lodge
00:16i don't think i'm laughing and having a good time
00:20yeah skanks
00:23well i'm sorry you're at party well you don't have to take it out on them
00:31i mean i never had one either skanks
00:35hey can we talk
00:38listen i just wanted to say thank you uh you've been a real rock
00:46yeah no problem man hey you know what they say once you hit bottom
00:52yeah my accountant just told me i'm broke
00:56so now
00:59well i'm sorry that i i dragged you in
01:05but the good news is you get your trust from him in a couple months
01:09and you still own a big chunk of this
01:11well it's it's funny that you bring that up
01:14tell me why it's funny
01:20okay it's like this um
01:24you know how like you uh you open a restaurant
01:27and then you go over a budget so you
01:30and you put up uh your share of your best friend's restaurant
01:35as um is it uh collateral
01:38yeah it's it's sort of like that
01:42you're saying the bank's gonna take my restaurant
01:46no no no no no absolutely not
01:48unless you can't pay off the entire loan in a week
01:52oh let's see here 20 40
01:5860 yeah okay well i'm only short hundreds of thousands of dollars
02:04dude it's not my fault all right the insurance company
02:08paid because of my uh quote gross and inexcusable negligence
02:12but this restaurant is all i have
02:17i worked my entire life to get this
02:19freddie relax
02:21all right i said we have a week
02:23i have a great idea why don't we throw ourselves a bachelorette party we never had
02:32that's pathetic isn't it
02:34oh it'll be fun
02:37come on we're not dating anyone
02:38there's no prospects
02:39we might never have one
02:41well you know that gets us around that pathetic hurdle
02:44oh okay
02:47hey what are you guys doing
02:51we are making plans for our bachelorette party
02:54okay you can tell me
02:56am i gonna have two mommies
02:58no sweetie
03:03no
03:06dude i said i was
03:11sorry sorry doesn't help okay i don't have that kind of money
03:15and we need to figure out how to pay the bank
03:17i'd ask my parents all right but they're still on their extended tour of the planet
03:21it's your grandfather
03:24no
03:25he controls all the money anyway
03:26no way he hates me
03:28he doesn't hate you
03:29he hates me
03:30i'm sure he was just playing a game
03:35yeah it was a little game called give chris a 30 second head start then shoot bb's at him
03:41you were there how can you not remember
03:45look i
03:46all i do remember is
03:48that your maid
03:49would make me an ice cream soda
03:51you would run out of the kitchen
03:53and then your grandfather would follow me with a gun
03:56oh yeah
03:56yeah
03:58yeah
03:59see he loved you
04:00that's that's why you ice cream and i got shot
04:03hey
04:04i don't care if he shows up wanting to hunt you with a crossbow
04:08this is your fault
04:09so you're calling
04:11so what that's the new policy now the guy who screwed it up has to fix it
04:18when i was a little boy
04:24by the head of the eye
04:26my mother said i'd be
04:29greater than male
04:32now i'm a man
04:35now i'm a man
04:38and i'm a man
04:57hey what are you doing oh yeah um sometimes when I get really nervous I
05:07eat paper stop it it makes you look unstable remember when he gets here you
05:17ask him for the money oh god he's here hey okay do you make good Freddie wow I'm proud
05:45of you her you got those tattoos huh yeah they they don't go away hey why don't we
05:58sit down huh yeah okay you know I got a tattoo right here USMC you know what that
06:05stands for what are those tattoos stand for are you some sort of rock star or
06:09something I mean are you gonna be on a video channel and dance at the potty
06:15house no no there's just it's um mr. cream pool can I get you a drink you got a
06:25wine list uh yes I do that's good why isn't it great
06:28oh I uh I don't have a wine cellar so I can't really stock the variety it would
06:36take with the speech have an intermission if it does I'll go into lobby and smoke a
06:43sea garden sorry scotch sure thing I'd love a napkin not gonna happen mr. cream pool I you
06:57know I I haven't seen you since since Chris and I were in high school I remember
07:02Christopher did you have a good time in high school yeah sure I guess I'm glad I
07:10didn't go to high school I had to drop out get it in the slaughterhouse you know to
07:16support the family used to come home at night all covered in slaughter
07:24you know what's wrong with you Christopher all right well it's it's all coming back to me you've
07:40ever done a hard day's work in your life oh that's not that's not true he he actually opened his own
07:47restaurant really where is well it's uh yeah um it what is the word it failed yes express you
08:06should get another tattoo failure huh okay so what do you want to see me about
08:13uh well Chris has something he would like to ask you no no no no no I don't I'm good I'm good
08:22okay uh Chris put my restaurant up as collateral for his restaurant and now we need to buy that back
08:30from the bank which is our problem you'd like me to give you a big pile of money well no just just
08:37in advance on my trust fund in advance he's he's he's not looking for a handout he he's gonna work
08:44it off what yeah
08:52you name the job he'll do it he feels terrible for putting my restaurant in jeopardy and he's he's willing
08:59to do whatever it takes to make things right fine fine yeah um i'm i'm willing to uh start as
09:09like a vice president you know or like a director of something you know or or like a position where
09:17i'd fly in a jet and like observe things well you work for me we'll see about paying off that moment
09:26but i think you're gonna have to start at that bottom so what does that mean like i'd like i'd fly coach
09:34wow i know i really appreciate the invite mr crane pool all right i really appreciate the invite carl
09:54oh yeah okay all right all right i'll see you then
10:05oh don't tell me don't tell me you'd like a few moments of my time to discuss jesus
10:14look at mr spiffy what happened did you get a job at a gas station in the 1950s
10:20uh i have to show for my grandfather all right anybody else want to take a shot i think our
10:28copier is out of toner sir all right that's that's enough no no no espera no he tenido me
10:36turno tu luces como un verdadero tonto
10:43if i don't understand her she can't hurt me she said you look like a tool
10:46thanks come on allison let's go start our big thing oh yeah i heard you guys are throwing a
10:54bachelorette party for yourselves that's really queer all right go ahead jump in get them do you have
11:01this at a size five come here right now get over here dude i look like a clown wait i know no you
11:12don't you look like an ass my grandfather's just trying to humiliate me but no he's not the guy's
11:20just old school okay he's just trying to teach you the value of hard work don't worry okay i'm gonna
11:25be right there with you get out you do that yeah man we'll be right next to you sharing in your pain
11:32oh i want to thank you freddie you're going to the game with me because i hate to sit alone in my
11:43luxury box oh that's not a problem call happy to help yeah driver yeah
11:53i guess the freddie's restaurant we're gonna have a little dessert great i'm starving no you'll eat
12:00when your shift's over when is my shift over when you become a man
12:11oh that's very clever sir it'd be a long shift because he's not very mature don't explain the joke
12:21oh pull over at the liquor store and i want you to go in and give me some cigars what kind of
12:27cigars we can get i don't know uh monte cristo wrong that was a test you should have said grandpa
12:38i don't want you to smoke because i want you to live forever
12:41to always curry favor with important people
12:53i don't know i'll twist it up in my shorts
12:57so i'm just gonna jump out here and i'll get us some more scotch and get straightened out
13:02dude i can't take this anymore wait hey come on not alone's due in a week he's gotta pay it by then
13:15we both gotta hang in there oh oh do we pal huh boy i mean gosh how much scotch uh fancy cigars and luxury
13:25boxes can one man take but hey hey come on now you got to listen to the game on the radio right
13:33no i tore the antenna off in a self-pitying tantrum
13:39dude my grandfather is not trying to teach me anything all right he's just torturing me because
13:43it's fun for him all right fine look if you really can't take it anymore i'll just tell carl
13:51carl what about his first name oh god fine i'll tell your grandfather that i'm tired and we'll call
14:03hey hey here he comes
14:12got a present for you
14:13what a 61 lafitte it's a thousand dollar bottle of wine yes it is
14:24hey look look i um i hope you're not gonna think i'm ungrateful but i'm i'm kind of tired you know
14:34a bottle of wine like that deserves to be in a wine cellar and i'm gonna build for you
14:42excuse me and tomorrow morning i'm going to pay off your bank loan as a fine young man like you
14:50i'd like to see get to the next level now let's go celebrate and eat some dessert that has to be set on
15:00fire yeah absolutely thank you so much
15:05and chris yeah i bet your friends are gonna get such a kick out of seeing you in that outfit put your
15:14hat on
15:14i believe none of our friends showed up they suck yeah just because we're not really getting married
15:32this dessert looks wonderful my compliments
15:40uh
15:49well finally found something that you do well now would you make me some hot tea
16:19what i don't know how
16:24boil water i don't know how to use the oven you don't know how to use the oven guys i don't mean
16:30to interrupt but you don't make can an oven how the hell are you going to open up a restaurant
16:35if you don't know how to use an oven no i don't know sir of course you don't know and you've had
16:40every opportunity in the world and what have you done with nothing i've done nothing you know
16:46when you were born i was there i i picked you up i looked at you and i said loser
16:54you called it that's come on called it that's a little rough you try to teach him something
17:05hey man you don't teach somebody by tearing them down okay it's it's one thing to make
17:11him feed you whipped cream that's funny i get that
17:13to make him feel worthless
17:17all right if you're gonna defend this guy think twice it's about giving you money
17:24whoa wait hold on a second he deserves the money i'm the one that messed up you know what
17:29i might be spoiled and lazy but at least i'm a decent person and i have friends
17:34you're gonna die one day and you're gonna have a funeral and you know who's gonna be there
17:39the thousands of people that work for you and and and and a couple news crews and that's it
17:44well i'll say this about the two of you you've got balls
17:55he's still gonna give us some money right i mean he was sort of smiling when he said
18:07what he also used to smile when he was pumping my ass full of bb's
18:11so did you talk to your grandfather was he gonna pay off the restaurant loan yes
18:24so everything's good no
18:27why not he also froze my trust fund and took my condo away
18:33hey hey hey don't don't worry all right we'll figure something out
18:46you see i knew i could count on you for what what do you mean for what
18:52for letting me live here that's and and and believe me i don't want it to be permanent
18:57uh you know me i'm easy i'll sleep on the couch
19:00what what oh man i can't have you stay on my couch
19:03no dude not your couch it'll be murder on my back my couch
19:07oh yeah perfect perfect
19:09nice
19:12great yeah guy you can't sleep in here
19:17dude you're giving me your bed
19:20ha he's
19:21he's
19:21looking good
19:26ha he's
19:27you vulnerable
19:32you
19:32you
19:32you
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