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00:00:00Uncle Henry, tell me a story.
00:00:11No, it's late.
00:00:12Go to bed.
00:00:13Santa will be here soon.
00:00:14No, I want a story.
00:00:16Please.
00:00:17All right, all right.
00:00:19You want a happy story?
00:00:20Or do you want a scary story?
00:00:22I want a happy, scary story.
00:00:24A happy, scary story?
00:00:25Yeah.
00:00:26Fine.
00:00:27Once upon a time, there lived a man by the name...
00:00:30by the name of Jack Frost.
00:00:33Jack Frost?
00:00:34That's right.
00:00:35Like in the soul, Jack Frost nipping at your nose.
00:00:38Only this guy did it for real.
00:00:41You know how regular folk get up in the morning,
00:00:43eat something, then hurry off to do whatever for the day?
00:00:47Well, Jack would get up, eat something,
00:00:49then hurry off and kill someone.
00:00:51Because that's what he did.
00:00:52He killed people.
00:00:53He'd stick knives in their faces and cut out their tummies,
00:00:56then stamp on their heads till their brains got all runny.
00:00:59Uncle Henry, I don't think this is such a...
00:01:01Hey, hey, hey.
00:01:01You wanted a story.
00:01:03You got a story.
00:01:04Oh, okay.
00:01:06Why did he hurt people?
00:01:08How should I know?
00:01:09Maybe his mum and dad never gave him enough hugs.
00:01:11Maybe they gave him too many hugs.
00:01:12Or maybe he just liked the colour red
00:01:14and things that went squish when he stuck sharp points in them.
00:01:17It doesn't matter.
00:01:18The only thing that's important
00:01:19is that no one could catch him.
00:01:21Some said that Jack was a ghost,
00:01:23that he was already dead
00:01:24and could walk through walls or vanish into thin air.
00:01:27Truth is, he never stayed in one place long enough to be caught.
00:01:32See, Jack was smart.
00:01:33He'd drift into a town,
00:01:35blend in,
00:01:35puree a few of the locals,
00:01:37then just drift off to someplace else
00:01:39that needed a little social pruning.
00:01:41Any towns that had too many little girls
00:01:43that looked just like...
00:01:45But they didn't catch him, didn't they, Uncle Harry?
00:01:47Well, for five years,
00:01:49there were 11 stakes and 38 deaths.
00:01:52Jack was nimble.
00:01:53Jack was quick.
00:01:54Jack gouged eyes with candlesticks
00:01:56and smashed in skulls with sticks and stones.
00:01:58Used iron bars to crush their bones
00:02:00so he could hide his kills in tiny places.
00:02:03And they wouldn't have to see their faces.
00:02:04Uncle Harry?
00:02:06That is, until the pies.
00:02:09Pies?
00:02:10Yeah.
00:02:11Little bits of people started turning up
00:02:13in Mrs. Butler's pecan pies
00:02:15all over the Midwest.
00:02:17Fingertips, eyelids, earlobes.
00:02:21Some say that Jack had got sloppy
00:02:23or that deep down,
00:02:24he really wanted to be caught.
00:02:26Others said that it made the pies taste better.
00:02:29Bottom line,
00:02:30Jack had made his first mistake.
00:02:32Authorities.
00:02:34Within a week,
00:02:35they'd traced his car
00:02:36and then it was just a matter of time
00:02:37before he was caught,
00:02:39tried and sentenced to die.
00:02:41In fact,
00:02:43right at this very moment,
00:02:45Jack is being taken
00:02:46to his place of execution.
00:02:49His story should end at midnight,
00:02:52but the fun's just about to begin.
00:02:55So why don't you go to bed
00:02:57and have sweet,
00:02:58sweet dreams?
00:03:00dreams.
00:03:24I'll tell you something.
00:03:26The murdering bastard Jack Frost
00:03:28is one lucky son of a bitch.
00:03:30Lucky?
00:03:30He's being executed in 30 minutes.
00:03:33At least he doesn't have to drive back
00:03:34with his crap.
00:03:38Keep fighting!
00:03:40Served at midnight!
00:03:42Say, pal,
00:04:01I've got a smoke.
00:04:09Say, Brad,
00:04:09why don't you shut the hell up?
00:04:21Jump down.
00:04:27Hey!
00:04:28Jack!
00:04:30We just crossed
00:04:31the Snowmonton County line.
00:04:33Think this is where you screwed up?
00:04:35Screwed up?
00:04:35For years,
00:04:38the FBI was chasing
00:04:39this overgrown piece of shit
00:04:41across like half a dozen states.
00:04:45And this backwater sheriff
00:04:46plays hero for five minutes
00:04:48and takes all the glory.
00:04:51Look at how it happened, Jack!
00:04:54You almost got away with it,
00:04:56didn't you?
00:05:00Barb?
00:05:01Everything okay back there, Barb?
00:05:07No, we're doing fine.
00:05:09Woo!
00:05:10Real bad.
00:05:12No, we can do then.
00:05:21Come on.
00:05:22Come on.
00:05:23Oh, God.
00:05:26All right.
00:05:30Come on.
00:05:31We can do it here.
00:05:32Come on.
00:05:33The known incident will have to be
00:05:36for overreview.
00:05:37What the fuck?
00:06:07Oh yeah.
00:06:37What the fuck?
00:07:07Looks like deep-fried jacks off the menu for tonight, huh?
00:07:27Jesus Christ.
00:07:34Now, we can do these things.
00:07:37Is it we?
00:07:39Are we?
00:07:40Is this going to hurt?
00:07:43No!
00:07:45No!
00:07:46No!
00:07:47No!
00:07:48No!
00:07:49No!
00:07:50No!
00:07:51No!
00:07:53No!
00:07:53No!
00:07:55No!
00:08:00No!
00:08:01No!
00:08:02Oh, my God.
00:08:32Oh, my God.
00:09:02Honey, you're miles away.
00:09:10You're all right.
00:09:13It's after midnight.
00:09:15No more stays of execution.
00:09:19It's over.
00:09:20No more nightmares about you, I'm lost.
00:09:22I'm going to need to see your license, please.
00:09:52Stay away from the vehicle, please.
00:10:00Make up your goddamn mind.
00:10:02You want to see my license?
00:10:04Why do you want me to stay here?
00:10:07It's your room, Sheriff.
00:10:12I want you to stay away from the vehicle and lie down on the ground.
00:10:15This one?
00:10:33You are going to regret.
00:10:37Next time, Sheriff, you chicken.
00:10:45Look at this face.
00:10:47Because the next time you see it, it's going to tear your world apart.
00:10:50I'll find a way.
00:10:52I'll tear your time apart.
00:10:54I'll kill you, baby.
00:10:55I'll kill you, you're dead.
00:10:57Honey?
00:10:59Honey?
00:11:00Honey!
00:11:01Slow down!
00:11:03What's going on?
00:11:05Whoa!
00:11:07Touched my finger, touched my knee.
00:11:09Thank the Lord it was not...
00:11:10Wow, there's an ambulance!
00:11:12Chris, stop, please.
00:11:13I don't think so now.
00:11:15You just settle down.
00:11:15We'll be home in about 20 minutes.
00:11:17Say to the squad, cars, and the ambulance.
00:11:20And the partridge in the parachain.
00:11:22Very nice, honey.
00:11:22So you put your seatbelt on.
00:11:28What happened, you all?
00:11:30I'm with them.
00:11:30Let's keep it moving, sir.
00:11:31This is a...
00:11:32Okay.
00:11:40He just ran off.
00:11:43He couldn't run.
00:11:44He was...
00:11:45He was like...
00:11:46He was trying to...
00:11:48He didn't have the legs.
00:11:51It's like this part of the snow.
00:11:54All right.
00:11:54I'll take it.
00:11:55I'll take it.
00:11:58Does the man have witnessed the incident?
00:12:05It's you and me take a little midnight stroll.
00:12:06Well, in the grave, federal parties are still...
00:12:24I'll go and everything around here.
00:12:26While I can confirm as the death of a condemned killer...
00:12:28Dad, who's Jack Frost?
00:12:42Jack Frost is a very bad man, honey.
00:12:44But now he's gone.
00:12:45Poof.
00:12:46Like magic?
00:12:47Yeah, that's right.
00:12:48Just like magic.
00:12:50And is he coming back?
00:12:51No.
00:12:52So you don't have to worry about him.
00:12:54And you made him go away, didn't you, Dad?
00:12:58Well, it kind of helped, I guess.
00:13:00My dad's a hero.
00:13:03I'm happy to be in the right place at the wrong time.
00:13:06I'm not a hero.
00:13:08You are to me.
00:13:09Me too.
00:13:10Oh, oh, oh.
00:13:10Come on now.
00:13:11You didn't get all mercy.
00:13:13I'm a good job to go to.
00:13:14But I made you special.
00:13:18Oh, yum, Ryan.
00:13:19That looks great.
00:13:20Look, I think I'm going to save this for lunch, okay?
00:13:25I'll put it in a baggie.
00:13:26And I'll have it for lunch.
00:13:29Okay.
00:13:31Thanks.
00:13:32Fill it up.
00:13:33Okay.
00:13:34What?
00:13:35I'm going to be okay.
00:13:37It's going to be okay.
00:13:38Come on.
00:13:39Fill it up.
00:13:40Dad, can I build a snowman for the competition today?
00:13:43Oh, sure.
00:13:44How is it going to be for a surprise?
00:13:46I want you all wrapped up, okay?
00:13:48And the tree trimming is at five sharp.
00:13:49What did we forget?
00:13:51Yeah.
00:13:52No, no, no, no.
00:13:53No, no, no.
00:13:54No, no, no.
00:13:54No, no, no, no.
00:13:55No, no, no, no.
00:13:56No, no, no, no.
00:13:57No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:58No, no, no, no, no.
00:14:15Hey, hey.
00:14:16No look until Saturday.
00:14:18You know what I mean?
00:14:18Good one, Dad.
00:14:20No, not until Saturday.
00:14:21You're going to jinx us.
00:14:22Hey, look at this one over here.
00:14:24Oh, my God.
00:14:27Hey, Sam.
00:14:30Oh, well, I'll be here for a second.
00:14:33All right, Jake.
00:14:36I see you couldn't get to the Corpse Ray on that railway.
00:14:39Hey.
00:14:40All right, good.
00:14:41I'll do it.
00:14:42Sure, by New Year's.
00:14:43Yeah, I said I'll do it.
00:14:44Hey.
00:14:44Hey, hey, hey.
00:14:48Hi, Jew.
00:14:49Hi, Mr. Tyler.
00:14:50Hey, man.
00:14:52I'm making angel wings.
00:14:54Oh, thank you.
00:14:55Sally, do you want to help me with this?
00:14:57You know, when I was a little girl, I always
00:15:00would be the angel on top of the Christmas tree.
00:15:04Good.
00:15:05You want to help me tie this now?
00:15:07Sure, honey.
00:15:08How's it going to you, Billy?
00:15:14It's going.
00:15:16I see your dad's got a snowman all over there.
00:15:18Big secret.
00:15:20I guess.
00:15:21Well, he may win for the fifth year in the room, right?
00:15:24That's a pretty big deal.
00:15:26What happened?
00:15:28Well, nice talking to you, Billy.
00:15:30Is that a...
00:15:31Is it hard, Tommy?
00:15:33Hey there, Mr. T. How you doing?
00:15:35Everybody?
00:15:36The law is back.
00:15:38Mr. T.
00:15:40What do you think?
00:15:41It's a, um, snowman.
00:15:43I'm going to call her...
00:15:45Cindy Snowman.
00:15:47I think it's very cool.
00:15:48All right.
00:15:51Hey, wait a second.
00:15:53What's the difference between snowmen and snowmen?
00:15:57No, really.
00:15:58What's the difference between...
00:15:58I'll see you, Tommy.
00:15:59You snowballs.
00:16:01Did you get it, Mr. T?
00:16:02I'm a snowman.
00:16:03Hey, Doc.
00:16:15All right, Cole.
00:16:16I saw you, Tommy.
00:16:18I'm in trouble, I hope.
00:16:19As ever.
00:16:20I heard about Jack Cross.
00:16:23And of an arrow.
00:16:25I knew I'd like it.
00:16:26I'll find a way!
00:16:31Tell me, you okay?
00:16:32Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:16:33No, I'm great.
00:16:34I'm great, Paul.
00:16:35Oh, you, uh, dig out of your driveway this morning, huh?
00:16:39Up at 6 a.m.
00:16:41Okay, all right.
00:16:41You come in the store.
00:16:42I'll get 20% off.
00:16:43I think you're about the best law enforcement officer we ever had around the world.
00:16:46All right?
00:16:47Maybe next season.
00:16:48Okay.
00:16:49I'll have you.
00:16:49You know what the difference is between a snowman and a snowblower?
00:16:52I heard this one, Paul.
00:16:54Hey.
00:16:58Tommy!
00:16:59Good morning, Tommy.
00:17:01Oh, hi, Jill.
00:17:02What's Hank and Tommy?
00:17:03Oh, that's, um, nothing.
00:17:06I mean, it's not supposed to be you.
00:17:10So, uh, you want to meet up for me?
00:17:13Later.
00:17:14Um, actually, you know, I'm kind of busy.
00:17:17I'm doing a lot of things.
00:17:19I don't know if I can make it over here.
00:17:20What can you get, sir?
00:17:21Okay.
00:17:22Tommy, if we've got salt, ice, you know, deliveries, come on.
00:17:28Come on.
00:17:30Come on, ladies.
00:17:30Come on.
00:17:30Come on, ladies.
00:17:49Good morning, Marla.
00:18:16Uh, there we go.
00:18:20Well, good morning to you, too, Sam.
00:18:22And how are you in this fine morning?
00:18:24And how was your weekend skiing?
00:18:26Well, Marla, you know, I don't like to ski myself, but Ryan and you told me that they
00:18:31had a really gnarly time.
00:18:33What's the matter?
00:18:35Did somebody die?
00:18:36Oh.
00:18:36Oh.
00:18:46Shit, Sam, we ain't had to kill him in the county in all my lives.
00:18:54Any old man harper ever since he loved me would steal apples from his orchard.
00:18:58We don't need kids.
00:18:59We don't need kids.
00:19:01So, what do you got for me?
00:19:04Nothing.
00:19:06I don't need nothing.
00:19:06You gotta get something.
00:19:08Look about, Sam.
00:19:10We got no vehicle tracks.
00:19:11No footprints in the snow?
00:19:13Yeah, I got no sign of a struggle or attempt to break into the house.
00:19:16No blood?
00:19:18Nothing.
00:19:20Ryan, I don't want this thing to spend any more than me, too.
00:19:23The whole town will go crazy.
00:19:25Why don't you get Doc Peters?
00:19:27Take your foot off the chair.
00:19:30Get Doc Peters on the phone.
00:19:31Tell him to go up here.
00:19:32Yeah.
00:19:33Why don't you go down to Donna's Motel, the gas station liquor store?
00:19:37Ask him if anybody falls through last night.
00:19:39Tell him the feed store was robbed or something.
00:19:41Feed store, right?
00:19:46Sam, what are you going to be doing?
00:19:48I gotta make sure I suck through.
00:19:57Marla?
00:19:58Put me through to the FBI, will you?
00:20:01Get his nap of it.
00:20:02Show me two hours, no injuries, natural obstacles.
00:20:10I have a sheriff from Snowmonton County on the phone for you asking about Jack Frost.
00:20:14Put him through.
00:20:17This is Agent Manners.
00:20:18Who am I speaking to?
00:20:19Sam Tyler, Snowmonton County Social Department.
00:20:22I'd like to ask you a couple of questions about the Jack Frost accident.
00:20:25Well, I'm afraid that most information concerning the incident is confidential, but I'll help you if I can.
00:20:31Well, we had a killing down here last night, and I need to know if Jack Frost is really dead.
00:20:37Are we all sure if Jack Frost did indeed die in the accident, then I can assure you.
00:20:42Anything else I can help you with?
00:20:44No, thank you very much.
00:20:45Not a problem.
00:20:46Good luck with your investigation.
00:20:53It's over.
00:20:55It's starting.
00:20:57It wasn't meant to happen like this.
00:20:59So you keep saying.
00:21:00We hadn't even tested the acid on an amoeba, let alone a human cell.
00:21:04This is a disaster.
00:21:06Disaster?
00:21:08You gotta learn to look on the bright side of things.
00:21:10The bright side?
00:21:11Sure.
00:21:12At least you know it works.
00:21:13It's just a shame that your guinea pig had to be a homicidal maniac like Jack Frost, who I now have to put back in the test tube.
00:21:31Well, there are no lesions in the muscles of the neck.
00:21:36No tears.
00:21:37There is a fractured cervical vertebrae, one and two.
00:21:44So I'm guessing that his head was snapped with alarming force.
00:21:49You're just the ones.
00:21:54I also noticed that there's no bruising in the face.
00:21:58See, I would say something soft was held in place to disperse the pressure like a mitten or a large glove.
00:22:08That's all we need around here.
00:22:10They catch your mitt and kill it.
00:22:14You think he's just like it, huh?
00:22:18I don't know, Doc, but I'll be voting my door tonight.
00:22:23I'll be dragging my dresser in front of mine, Sam.
00:22:26I'll be trying to catch him.
00:22:56Look, I made special.
00:23:10I just cleaned up after your special oaks.
00:23:13But these are extra special.
00:23:15They're very...
00:23:17Not as special as that snowman that you made outside.
00:23:22I didn't make a snowman.
00:23:24Well, someone built it.
00:23:25But it's not finished.
00:23:27Who the thinks?
00:23:28So I thought that maybe you could go outside and...
00:23:31Finish that up.
00:23:34I'll just spray down the kitchen.
00:23:36Oh, I'm trying to...
00:23:37Sam, what's going on?
00:23:43What the hell are you going to do about that?
00:23:45All right. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it.
00:23:49There's no need to panic.
00:23:50What the hell are you talking about, Sam?
00:23:52Old man Harper's dead.
00:23:53That's right. Old man Harper has been killed.
00:23:55And we don't have a leak.
00:23:56But you guys running around here like a bunch of vigilantes isn't going to make my job any easier.
00:24:00Right.
00:24:01I suggest you men go home to your families.
00:24:03Jesus.
00:24:04You think this psycho drifter's going to snub out some other poor son of a bitch, don't you?
00:24:08Did I say that?
00:24:09Did I say that?
00:24:11Look, old man Harper lived way out here five miles outside of town.
00:24:14What does that mean? We all live on the outside of town.
00:24:17Right.
00:24:17So do we, and we're not scared.
00:24:20Now, whoever did this is already a hundred miles away from here.
00:24:23Yeah, Sam. Well, if that may be, well, I'll tell you what.
00:24:25I'm going to keep my store open all hours.
00:24:27Anybody wants to buy extra ammo, huh?
00:24:2820% discount for an emergency.
00:24:31Come on.
00:24:31Come on.
00:24:31It's going to be a gall dang turkey shoot.
00:24:37Oh, no, Sam.
00:24:37It's quicker than a jury.
00:24:38So, you reckon you're about ready to step out to lunch with me then?
00:24:48Do I look ready?
00:24:49Sure do to me.
00:24:55Luckily for you, Joe, the power to cloud men's minds is a responsibility I take very seriously.
00:25:08So, you know, I'm going to keep my store open all the time, but I'm going to keep my store open all the time.
00:25:38I'm going to keep my store open all the time.
00:26:09You're standing in the middle of a black guy sledding on snot for brains.
00:26:13But this is my dad's front lawn.
00:26:16Look, are you going to move him?
00:26:17I'm going to have to kick your stomach out of the top of your head again.
00:26:23I hope he breaks his feet.
00:26:25What did you say?
00:26:26Nothing.
00:26:27Look, nobody says nothing behind my back.
00:26:31Killer snowman, is it yours?
00:26:33Yes.
00:26:34No!
00:26:35Oh, yes.
00:26:39I think the Black Eyed Center is officially leaving.
00:26:44And all the resources and all the kinsmen couldn't give a rat's ass about Tyler's little snowman.
00:26:49Oh, yes.
00:26:50I didn't do it.
00:26:59Holy moly, right?
00:27:00Kill Billy!
00:27:01It was me.
00:27:02Let's just take this.
00:27:11I'm just going to pass.
00:27:13I'm already kidding.
00:27:14I'm already kidding.
00:27:16Can you please stop telling me to calm down?
00:27:43Shut up!
00:27:44I'm not nuts!
00:27:47There's one goddamn psycho in his team, and it's your kitchen!
00:27:51Jake, let's take this somewhere else. Come on.
00:27:54This is okay with me right here.
00:27:56Look, I am truly sorry about what happened, but I have to believe my son.
00:28:01Your son, says a small man, pushed my son Billy. Do you believe that?
00:28:06Do you believe that?
00:28:07Jake, it couldn't have been a fight. Billy is two feet taller than Ryan.
00:28:11Not anymore, yeah.
00:28:12But aren't you raised to this?
00:28:13I believe that. I believe that, Jake.
00:28:15And you watch the way you talk to me. I'm not about punching an officer in a law if it calls for him.
00:28:19Why don't you go home and calm down? We'll talk about this tomorrow.
00:28:23Because I can't talk about it tomorrow.
00:28:25Because I've got to look for a place to bury my son.
00:28:28Come here.
00:28:28Come here.
00:28:28He's usually not so short-tempered.
00:28:38I'm so sorry.
00:28:40All right, why don't we all just go on home, all right?
00:28:50Let's keep Billy in our prayers.
00:28:52I didn't do it.
00:29:07The snowman pushed him.
00:29:09That's all he keeps saying.
00:29:10He must be terrified.
00:29:12I know, right?
00:29:14I know.
00:29:15I know, right?
00:29:45I thought you destroyed those.
00:30:15Sam, he's gone and he can't come back.
00:30:25The only place he exists now is in here.
00:30:31I'm gonna destroy these.
00:30:36Oh, Jesus, Sam.
00:30:48Oh, gosh sakes, I could have shot you.
00:30:52Well, Sam, hell, everybody knows you couldn't hit the broadside of a barn with a scatter gun.
00:31:08Annie, hi.
00:31:09Evening.
00:31:10Hi, Paul.
00:31:11Where do you want the salt?
00:31:12The salt?
00:31:13Why don't you just put it right there?
00:31:15Didn't mean to scare you, Sam.
00:31:16Yes, all right.
00:31:17We're just a little jumping in there, all right?
00:31:18Oh, okay.
00:31:19All right.
00:31:20I'll see you in the morning.
00:31:21All right.
00:31:22Thanks for the salt.
00:31:2320% off on the salt, too.
00:31:24I'll see you in the morning, Paul.
00:31:25I'm gonna be 20% off on that garbage can.
00:31:26Oh, thank you.
00:31:27Your snow shovel's not looking pretty.
00:31:28Okay.
00:31:29Don't you think we ought to put the tree lights on?
00:31:46This sun is in cold five hours.
00:31:51You want festivities?
00:31:53I was eating.
00:31:54Yeah, well, don't.
00:31:56Hey!
00:31:59And what in God's name you think you're prowling off to like some lady of the night?
00:32:07Her grief isn't good enough for you.
00:32:09You may not have cared for your little brother.
00:32:10Jesus, Dad!
00:32:11I loved Billy!
00:32:12Do not be forsaking the Lord's name in my house, little girl!
00:32:17Your Lord forsook this house long ago.
00:32:21I'm going to see Tommy.
00:32:24She's only talking back to you because she's upset.
00:32:33Sally, when I want the lights up, you'll turn on Oprah.
00:32:37Finish my scarf.
00:32:39I'm gonna get more wood.
00:32:42I'll make us a pot of tea.
00:32:47I'll make us a pot of tea.
00:32:49Jessica, Herrerts.
00:32:54Take the桜 to us.
00:33:08Say, pal, I'm out of smoke.
00:33:35Who's that?
00:33:37Who's that?
00:33:38Sam.
00:33:42Hey, Sam.
00:33:46Sam, is that you?
00:33:50You come make these?
00:33:52Come on, you can do it.
00:34:10That's my boy.
00:34:10Oh, very good.
00:34:19All right.
00:34:22All right, come here.
00:34:25Come on, you goddamn psycho fleet.
00:34:28I'm ready for you.
00:34:31I'm out of here where I can sell you, Christ.
00:34:49Do you know something, dog?
00:34:56I'm warning you.
00:34:58Oh.
00:35:09Gosh, I only ate them for a smoke.
00:35:12Oh, Jake.
00:35:24If I'd asked you once, I'd...
00:35:26I'm out of here.
00:35:26OK.
00:35:34Oh.
00:35:36Oh, Jake, that's so sweet of you.
00:36:06That's funny.
00:36:36Oh, Jake.
00:36:43Oh, Jake.
00:36:51Oh, Jake.
00:36:58Oh, Jake.
00:37:08Oh, Jake.
00:37:13Oh, Jake.
00:37:20Oh, Jake.
00:37:23Oh, Jake.
00:37:25Sorry, folks.
00:37:26The shed was all blocked.
00:37:27I didn't know where you wanted this.
00:37:29Ho, ho, ho! What's your name, little boy?
00:37:36Always remember to dress up warm.
00:37:46I just came over here to tell them all how sorry I was about Billy.
00:37:49Jesus!
00:37:50I'm not going to do this same time.
00:37:53I want you to get the photographer.
00:37:55For Christ's sake, who the hell would do this?
00:37:57Well, someone's got to go tell Jill her entire family's dead.
00:38:00Jesus, she's only 18.
00:38:01Keep it down, Joe. The whole town's going to go crazy.
00:38:04I need for you to keep it together.
00:38:05We've got a job to do. We're going to do it right.
00:38:08First, I want you to find Joe.
00:38:10I want you to get Doc Peters and bring him up your...
00:38:13Take a look at Sarah here.
00:38:17You don't reckon we should leave here after the cold days of Christmas, then?
00:38:19Well, I want you to call around, see if you can get a hold of Joe Metzner.
00:38:49Oh, call the FBI in Denver, too.
00:38:52Some asshole named Manners.
00:38:56Who are you?
00:38:59I'm the asshole.
00:39:01I'll get back to you later.
00:39:03Well...
00:39:03This is an auspicious start we've gotten off to.
00:39:05You must be Sheriff.
00:39:07Tyler?
00:39:08Yeah, Tyler.
00:39:09I'm Agent Manners.
00:39:10FBI?
00:39:11Sure. Why not?
00:39:13And this is...
00:39:14Stone.
00:39:15Agent Stone?
00:39:16Sure.
00:39:16Why are you here?
00:39:20You've got a line on your Abraham Harper.
00:39:22Old man Harper, yeah. What about him?
00:39:24His death matches the animal of someone we've been tracking for some time now.
00:39:28Yeah, well, we've got two more deaths.
00:39:29I was just about to try to get you on the phone.
00:39:31Good.
00:39:32Have the MVs been moved?
00:39:36Motor vehicles?
00:39:37Have the murder victims been moved yet?
00:39:40No, uh...
00:39:43Jake and Sally and Metzner have not been moved yet.
00:39:46Fine.
00:39:47First, take me to the crime scene.
00:39:50Excuse me.
00:39:51Jake and Sally's place.
00:39:54If everything checks out as I think it will,
00:39:56I'll have a task force in here by midnight.
00:39:59Does this mean the case is being taken out of my hands?
00:40:02It was never in them, Sheriff.
00:40:13You were right the first time, Sam.
00:40:15Asshole!
00:40:22I don't know why you're so interested in this darn footwear.
00:40:25Whoever did this obviously came through the back door.
00:40:27It was locked.
00:40:29They locked it behind them.
00:40:31You're obviously not a man of science, Sheriff.
00:40:34The latest advances in forensics means that a footprint can be as opulent as a fingerprint.
00:40:42I'm reading something.
00:40:44What?
00:40:45Oh, sweet Jesus.
00:40:47Look at this.
00:40:48This thing is able to latently alter its elemental molecular structure.
00:40:52English, though.
00:40:52English.
00:40:53It can freeze and unfreeze at will.
00:40:56It melted.
00:40:56It came through the doggy door.
00:40:58And refroze on the inside.
00:41:01Your man.
00:41:01Jack came through the doggy door and refroze on the inside.
00:41:05What the hell have you let loose in this town?
00:41:06There should be lacerations to indicate where the handle of the axe was twisted from side
00:41:18to side to help it down.
00:41:20But no, all the cuts are near vertical.
00:41:24It forced the handle straight down.
00:41:27That's immensely powerful.
00:41:31Did you say it, Doc?
00:41:33I beg your pardon?
00:41:34You said it instead of he or she.
00:41:36Well, it's just a figure of speech, Sam.
00:41:41Whoever did this is an animal.
00:41:44Metaphorically.
00:41:46And I found this back door key inside Jake's dog.
00:41:52How many back door keys do you own, Doc?
00:41:59Just one.
00:42:00Me too.
00:42:02So, how did those split-points walk in through a locked back door?
00:42:07Am I missing something?
00:42:08Oh, no.
00:42:09Nothing at all.
00:42:09Agent Matt, I'm just having some small town gossip here about some tractor pulls and a barn raising.
00:42:15Right.
00:42:15Well, our equipment does, in fact, support your theory, Sheriff.
00:42:19The killer locked the door himself after entering.
00:42:22Shit.
00:42:25Sheriff, I'm going to need you to arrange a curfew for the rest of the night.
00:42:28It'll be safer for everyone involved.
00:42:29Are you going to tell me what this is about?
00:42:32I'm afraid it's on a need-to-know basis, Sheriff.
00:42:34I'll have a task force in here by midnight.
00:42:37You just keep your townsfolk out of my line of fire, and we'll get along real fine.
00:42:42Sure.
00:42:43Well, don't pout, Sheriff.
00:42:44You should be grateful.
00:42:45You've got a madman on the loose in your town, and I'm going to take him out for you.
00:42:57General.
00:42:58What?
00:42:59Yes, sir.
00:43:00I'm going to approve curfew regulations and procedures.
00:43:03Yeah.
00:43:04Evening, Sam.
00:43:04I'm afraid I haven't got Ronald to turn in the furnace on.
00:43:07This is a type of chili inside.
00:43:08Let's get it fired up, Father.
00:43:09Is everybody here?
00:43:10Pretty much, yeah.
00:43:11Yeah.
00:43:12You seen Jill?
00:43:13No, a few of the kids still, Milton.
00:43:14Well, let's round him up, all right?
00:43:15Come on, Father.
00:43:16We're going to keep a close lock.
00:43:17Okay, Father Brandon tells me that the heating will be turned on any minute now.
00:43:40Folks, folks, we have a situation.
00:43:43Way to go, Sam!
00:43:44All right, now let's just settle down, all right?
00:43:57Under the advisement of the local federal officers, I am going to put the town under
00:44:05a 24-hour curfew.
00:44:07Listen, I'm not going to arrest you if you're just walking down the street.
00:44:11I'm not going to waste my time, but this is for your own safety, so I urge you to follow
00:44:15it.
00:44:16Now, Father Brandon has told me that he'll keep the church open.
00:44:22You can sleep down here community style if you want.
00:44:25That might be a good thing.
00:44:26I want you to stay off the phones, except in case of an emergency, all right?
00:44:33What the heck is going on out there?
00:44:35It's, uh...
00:44:37Paul D'Avra.
00:44:39Okay.
00:44:40Fuck, it's a snowman!
00:44:41Fuck, it's a snowman!
00:44:42Fuck, it's a snowman!
00:44:43Fuck, it's a snowman!
00:44:44Fuck, it's a snowman!
00:44:45Fuck, it's a snowman!
00:44:46Fuck, it's a snowman!
00:44:47Fuck, it's a snowman!
00:44:48Fuck, it's a snowman!
00:44:49What are you talking about?
00:44:50No, you're not out of the fence!
00:44:51Paul!
00:44:52No, she had wires coming out of her!
00:44:53She had little lights in her!
00:44:54Paul!
00:44:55Paul!
00:44:56Look at me!
00:44:57Paul!
00:44:58Fuck!
00:44:59Okay!
00:45:00Well, bravo, Sheriff.
00:45:01You didn't have to do that.
00:45:02I hope this isn't a taste of what I can expect from this town under your direction.
00:45:10It's nothing, all right?
00:45:11We'll take care of him.
00:45:12You better.
00:45:13The man's a danger to the public and a possible hindrance to my operation.
00:45:17What?
00:45:18You better get your aunt under control, Sheriff, or I'll have you replaced.
00:45:22I would appreciate it if all you people would get off the streets!
00:45:25Go darn a quilt or something.
00:45:32What the hell's eating him?
00:45:35I bet you it ain't his girlfriend.
00:45:37You should've punched him out, sir.
00:45:42Joe, come here.
00:45:44Get a hold of Paul.
00:45:45Take him somewhere, will you?
00:45:47Let him cool off for a while.
00:45:49That'll be jail.
00:45:50Come on, Mr. Dapper.
00:45:51Okay, now.
00:45:53I, uh...
00:45:54No!
00:45:55Okay.
00:45:56Chris?
00:45:57Yeah?
00:45:58I want you to go to Paul's place.
00:46:00Maybe you can find out what set him off.
00:46:03Uh...
00:46:04Maybe I should've hooked up Joe.
00:46:05You know, with Paul, because he's a big guy.
00:46:06Maybe he might get a little nasty.
00:46:07Right, I'm on it.
00:46:09No.
00:46:10Sure, Sam.
00:46:11We'll go check it out.
00:46:12Let's see what freaked everybody out.
00:46:15The madman on the loose.
00:46:17Eeeh.
00:46:18Deputy Chris Pullman captures madman.
00:46:19Get the madman be a hero.
00:46:20Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:46:21Whoa!
00:46:22Xiaomi is a spy at the madman.
00:46:23It's a spy on the loose.
00:46:24Come on!
00:46:25We'll go check it out slow.
00:46:26I'm going to check it out.
00:46:27Let's see what's going on.
00:46:28...and he's not going on.
00:46:29It's going on.
00:46:30I'm trying to kill the madman.
00:46:31I'm trying to kill the madman.
00:46:32But, we'll be going to kill the madman.
00:46:34Chris Pullman captures madman.
00:46:35Get the madman be a hero.
00:46:37Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
00:46:38Whoa!
00:46:42I need to kill.
00:46:43Oh, okay.
00:47:09Oh, I heard stuff happening.
00:47:14Thermal.
00:47:15But, yes.
00:47:36Hey, kids.
00:47:40Ryan, where's your mom?
00:47:42She went home to get some more blankets.
00:47:44Did somebody go with her?
00:47:47I don't know.
00:47:48Is she all right?
00:47:49Hey, Joe!
00:48:04Sam?
00:48:07Sam?
00:48:07Sam?
00:48:09I don't know.
00:48:12Deputy?
00:48:13You agree?
00:48:43Nice first.
00:49:03Lucky Sam sent me, huh?
00:49:04Don't you ever creep up on me like that again.
00:49:08You ought to get these pipes fixed, Mrs. Tyler.
00:49:11We ought to fix you, Joe.
00:49:13I think we're going to need a mop on this one.
00:49:22And the roadblocks at 4th and Lacey completely seal off Main Avenue.
00:49:26He's given it to you.
00:49:28No, Sheriff. The blockade is complete.
00:49:30Now, Father Branham removed the fence here from the cemetery last week,
00:49:34so this is all open field now.
00:49:38All right. Thank you very much, Sheriff.
00:49:42Anything else you'd care to share with me?
00:49:44No, not at the moment, but if I think of something, I'll be the first to know.
00:49:49After you get that done, though, you want to get the fittings wrapped.
00:49:52You can do that yourself.
00:49:53You take some tough lot of paint.
00:49:55No, you can. You're wrapping male fittings on them.
00:49:57You don't wrap them female fittings.
00:49:59You've got to make sure and wrap them as you're looking down the clockwork.
00:50:02You wrap them counterclockwise. Here you go, Mrs. Tyler.
00:50:04Then all the tape shreds off.
00:50:06Also, I noticed that your linoleum is starting to peel up there
00:50:09with all the water being on it down there.
00:50:11You can...
00:50:17Get some caulk and get that bit down there.
00:50:19Really? Silicone caulk is rather better than a toilet.
00:50:22I don't think I see you.
00:50:41Jill, I don't know about this. I don't think it's such a good idea.
00:50:44Come on. You want me to have fun, don't you?
00:50:47Or do you want me to sit around and get morbid?
00:50:51Jill, this is Sheriff Tyler's house.
00:50:53Exactly.
00:50:56Are you going to come or not?
00:51:03Jill!
00:51:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:11Turn on the lights.
00:51:13I'll get all scared in the dark.
00:51:16And then I'll need a really big boy to look after me.
00:51:24Big boy?
00:51:27You're getting there?
00:51:28Mm-hmm.
00:51:46Big boy.
00:51:54Big boy.
00:51:54God sunset.
00:51:58Big boy.
00:51:58Big boy.
00:51:59Big boy.
00:52:00Big boy.
00:52:10Big boy.
00:52:11If you want me, I want a roaring log fire, and a bottle of wine, come and get me when
00:52:37you're ready.
00:52:41Ah, yes, if I wasn't even ready, I'd explode.
00:53:11It's nice.
00:53:18It's nice.
00:53:25It's nice.
00:53:32It's nice.
00:53:39It's nice.
00:53:46It's nice.
00:53:53It's nice.
00:53:54It's nice.
00:53:56It's nice.
00:53:58It's nice.
00:53:59It's nice.
00:54:00It's nice.
00:54:01It's nice.
00:54:03It's nice.
00:54:04It's nice.
00:54:05It's nice.
00:54:06It's nice.
00:54:08It's nice.
00:54:09It's nice.
00:54:10It's nice.
00:54:11It's nice.
00:54:13It's nice.
00:54:14It's nice.
00:54:15It's nice.
00:54:16It's nice.
00:54:17It's nice.
00:54:18This is nice.
00:54:20I'm a good man.
00:54:23It's nice.
00:54:25You've got to go.
00:54:28You're not a good man.
00:54:29Sheriff, it's Tommy DeVruh.
00:54:32Look, I'm not a burglar.
00:54:38Sheriff?
00:54:59Sheriff, it's Tommy DeVruh.
00:55:06Who's out there?
00:55:11I said...
00:55:12Who's out there?
00:55:29Who's out there?
00:55:55Who's out there?
00:55:59Who's out there?
00:56:01Who's out there?
00:56:03I said...
00:56:05Who's out there?
00:56:07Who's out there?
00:56:09Who's out there?
00:56:11Who's out there?
00:56:13Who's out there?
00:56:15We're gonna eat fucking frosty!
00:56:21Stay back.
00:56:23I'm gonna use this thing, alright?
00:56:25Listen, stay back!
00:56:27Stay back!
00:56:37Where the hell are you?
00:56:39Gold's most pissed-off snow cone!
00:56:43Snow cone!
00:56:47Well...
00:56:48What do you know?
00:56:49Armed and dangerous!
00:56:51Armed and dangerous!
00:56:53More dead!
00:56:55So wind up!
00:56:57It's a long drive!
00:56:59It's a long drive!
00:57:01Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:57:03soldiers
00:57:05energetic
00:57:06daring
00:57:07ding
00:57:16energy
00:57:27Whia-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:57:29Thank you, Tommy.
00:58:29Tommy, no!
00:58:38Don't put cold water in.
00:58:40It's crazy!
00:58:59No!
00:59:01No!
00:59:02No!
00:59:04No!
00:59:06No!
00:59:08Tommy!
00:59:10No!
00:59:11That's me!
00:59:13No!
00:59:14No!
00:59:18No!
00:59:20No!
00:59:21Oh, looks like Christmas came a little early this year.
00:59:39Well, hope it was good for you, honey.
00:59:48Oh, I must remember to sing flowers.
00:59:51Oh, that matters.
01:00:08This is for you.
01:00:10Okay, please, just for the brown.
01:00:13You heard from Chris yet?
01:00:15He was up at Paul Devers, but...
01:00:16Not that I know of.
01:00:18Why don't you see if you can get him on the radio, okay?
01:00:20I'm worried about him.
01:00:21Okay.
01:00:21There's a storm moving in over Denver.
01:00:25I can't get the choppers off the ground.
01:00:27They'll be taking everyone in by road.
01:00:30No way, never happened.
01:00:32Might be a little late, but they'll be here.
01:00:34Oh, no.
01:00:35Tell them, Marla.
01:00:36No way.
01:00:37We're dead center, the Snowminton Bowl.
01:00:39It's 20 miles uphill in any direction.
01:00:42If it's anything like last week,
01:00:43you won't even be able to get a snow cone across the highway in an hour from now.
01:00:46You're telling me that there's no way to get my men in here?
01:00:49Duh.
01:00:51We can't let him escape.
01:00:52What, don't you fret, Agent Stone?
01:00:54Nothing comes in, nothing gets out.
01:00:56Ain't that right, Manners?
01:00:58Yeah, right.
01:01:00Tell me, Sheriff, what sort of armory do you have?
01:01:04Armory?
01:01:05What kind of weapons are available to us?
01:01:09They're just a small thing at Sheriff's office.
01:01:12I tell you, conventional weapons will be useless against him.
01:01:15We need the company.
01:01:16Watch their mouth.
01:01:18What are you two talking about?
01:01:19Nothing, Sheriff.
01:01:20I told you the company should have been called in to handle this whole thing.
01:01:23Not some bureau mercenary.
01:01:24You want to let me in on this?
01:01:26Sorry, Sheriff, it's on a need-to-know basis and you don't.
01:01:29Oh, yeah?
01:01:30Well, I think I might need to know.
01:01:32Oh, boys.
01:01:34Chris is back.
01:01:35I just heard his car pull up.
01:01:36Well, I've finished.
01:01:53His car's here.
01:01:56Where's Chris?
01:02:02Chris?
01:02:06What a herb he is.
01:02:18He's soaking wet.
01:02:20Hey, Sam, isn't this Greg Metzner's old scarf?
01:02:23Marla.
01:02:23Marla, no touch that.
01:02:24What's the problem, Sam?
01:02:26It's just a scarf.
01:02:28Oh, God.
01:02:31Marla, it's couldn't make it.
01:02:36Thought you said conventional weapons couldn't touch that thing.
01:02:39No, you've got your gun.
01:02:41It's done.
01:02:41Marla.
01:02:43Marla.
01:02:43It's not me, you're American.
01:02:47Get out of the way.
01:02:48What's your son?
01:02:49Get out of the way.
01:02:50Get out of the way.
01:02:51Get out of the way.
01:02:51Stone.
01:02:52What was it?
01:02:59What's this place made out of?
01:03:00How do you just go to her and steal on the walls and the ceilings and have them plate in the windows?
01:03:04Let's just hope that's enough.
01:03:05Enough for what?
01:03:06Tell me.
01:03:07Sam, Sam, all the outside lines are down.
01:03:09We need something to fight back with.
01:03:10What are we fighting?
01:03:12Look, I just saw something that doesn't belong to this world.
01:03:14And it's not their killer, my friends.
01:03:16Now tell me what it is.
01:03:18Jack Frost.
01:03:19I know when Jack Frost died, Jack Frost changed, changed.
01:03:26Who are you people?
01:03:27And don't give me your C.I.
01:03:29No problem.
01:03:29Sam, Sam, listen.
01:03:32What is that?
01:03:35Sounds like water.
01:03:43What is it?
01:03:45Oh, look, a footprint of Jake and Sally's face.
01:03:47I'll find a way!
01:03:52What the heck?
01:03:54All right, stand clear.
01:03:59Damn it, it's not working.
01:04:00He's only vulnerable in his elemental state.
01:04:03English stone!
01:04:04He can only be hurt when he's frozen.
01:04:05Boy, then he can just stick himself right back together again, right?
01:04:08Oh, my God!
01:04:18Don't hurt him!
01:04:23Oh, my!
01:04:28Come on, Concil, come on!
01:04:29Let the fuck you!
01:04:30Oops. Uh-oh.
01:04:40Sam, come on, come on!
01:04:42Pete!
01:04:43We've got to keep this. We're fine.
01:04:45We can blow this place. We've got any cleaning supplies.
01:04:47Aerosols, something.
01:04:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:04:54Fuck a wild fish.
01:04:56What do you know?
01:04:57All the right things are empty.
01:04:58Nobody asked you to authorize it.
01:05:00Stop it now!
01:05:01Easy matters to order as I can observe restraining a trap.
01:05:05Not questions or options.
01:05:06You've seen what's out there.
01:05:07What's out there is my poop.
01:05:08Yeah, well, fuck that.
01:05:12Come on, come on.
01:05:13Come on.
01:05:14Get out of here now.
01:05:16No, don't do that.
01:05:32No, don't do that. You'll blow the place.
01:05:46There's a fucking key!
01:05:48Oh, my dick.
01:05:54Don't leave without me.
01:06:16Come on.
01:06:32Come on.
01:06:34Come on.
01:06:36Come on.
01:06:38Come on.
01:06:44Sam!
01:06:46Sam, where are you?
01:06:56Yes.
01:06:58Oh, shoot.
01:07:00I'm going to kill you.
01:07:02I'm going to kill you.
01:07:04I'm going to kill you.
01:07:06Pick him up.
01:07:08Pick him up.
01:07:10No!
01:07:12No!
01:07:14No!
01:07:16No!
01:07:18No!
01:07:20No, we can't bring him!
01:07:22No!
01:07:24No!
01:07:25Why are you waiting for me?
01:07:27Help me!
01:07:28I'm going to kill you.
01:07:30I'm going to kill you.
01:07:32I'm going to kill you.
01:07:34I'm going to kill you so much.
01:07:36I'm going to kill you.
01:07:38I'm killing you.
01:07:40Come on.
01:07:42No!
01:07:44No!
01:07:46Give me some time.
01:07:48My vaisseal and drive.
01:07:50I'll kill you.
01:07:52I'm going to kill you.
01:07:54You won't kill me.
01:07:56Come on, come on.
01:08:05Come on, come on.
01:08:07Come on, come on.
01:08:09Shut up!
01:08:11Oh, oh.
01:08:13Oh, oh.
01:08:16Come on!
01:08:19Come on.
01:08:22Come on! Come on! Run!
01:08:39Come on, you shouldn't. Those are not your orders.
01:08:42Somebody remember to put out the couch.
01:08:52We caught him! We caught him!
01:09:04It's over now. I don't know, Paul.
01:09:10I told you I'd take it halfway right here. He's come back before.
01:09:22Oh, maybe, ma'am, he's right. What could I survive that?
01:09:28I'm a Picasso!
01:09:35You've got to be shitting me.
01:09:37Come on, run!
01:09:40Help me back that I pull myself together!
01:09:43Come on!
01:09:51Anyone got an aspirin?
01:09:56Your place or mine?
01:09:58Yours?
01:10:00What the hell was this?
01:10:01I'm a goddamn snowman!
01:10:03We're gonna have to fight this thing together!
01:10:05Tell them what's out there!
01:10:06Look, I need everybody here to work with me on this, all right?
01:10:09I need you to stay calm!
01:10:10I need you to trust these people!
01:10:13Should we trust these guys?
01:10:14Because we might just be your only hope.
01:10:16That's right!
01:10:18No, Sam, stay home!
01:10:19Sam, wait!
01:10:20Wait!
01:10:23You're gonna send in some kind of scum.
01:10:26Two hours in your street.
01:10:27I'll be too late and cut the crap.
01:10:29I want to know who the hell you are.
01:10:30Let's just say we're in damage control.
01:10:31You, I don't care about.
01:10:34I want to know where you fit in.
01:10:36Listen, how many?
01:10:37We're in this together.
01:10:38And that thing has got to be destroyed.
01:10:41What exactly are we up against?
01:10:44Not even the Secretary of Defense knows what I'm doing.
01:10:50No problem.
01:10:51Do something!
01:10:52Like what?
01:10:53Teach them how to shoot better?
01:10:57Welcome to the team, Doc.
01:10:59Now talk to me.
01:11:02Jack Frost is an accident.
01:11:04It was meant to be next-level genetic research.
01:11:09To ensure the survival of our race through a global holocaust,
01:11:13I created an acid that would bond a human chromosome helix
01:11:17with an inert material
01:11:19so that we could be resurrected in our future.
01:11:22But something happened in the accident.
01:11:24The snow didn't just store Jack Frost's DNA.
01:11:29It was taken on his personality.
01:11:31Exactly.
01:11:32You know what that means?
01:11:33It means he's killing my friends.
01:11:35No, Sheriff.
01:11:37It means that the soul exists.
01:11:40And it's not just some esoteric spiritual entity
01:11:43or even a vague electrical force.
01:11:46The soul is a chemical.
01:11:48You're insane.
01:11:49This isn't what we should be talking about right now.
01:11:52Fast manifestation is my proof.
01:11:55It's invaluable. We cannot destroy it.
01:11:56Don't you get it?
01:11:58Jack Frost came back here to get at me.
01:12:00And he's gonna kill anybody who gets in his path.
01:12:03If we don't destroy him,
01:12:05he's gonna kill every last one of us.
01:12:09I had no idea how to stop it.
01:12:11We have to contain it.
01:12:19No.
01:12:20We have to put him in an absolutely watertight container.
01:12:23Otherwise he's gonna leak out.
01:12:24We can't risk that.
01:12:25But to destroy it-
01:12:26What do you want us to do, Stone?
01:12:27Wait until spring and see if he melts?
01:12:29Wait, what about the furnace now?
01:12:31That's hot enough to destroy it.
01:12:33Well, we tried blowing him up, it just pissed him off.
01:12:36I suppose it's possible that the sustained heat
01:12:39could agitate the molecules sufficiently to destroy the helix.
01:12:43But how the hell do we lure him down there?
01:12:46We don't lure him.
01:12:48We force him.
01:12:56What if he doesn't show?
01:12:58Jack was never one to miss a party.
01:13:06You know, I remember a night like this back in 79.
01:13:09There were three of us.
01:13:10Hold it up.
01:13:11Shh, shh, shh, shh.
01:13:12What?
01:13:13You hear that?
01:13:15You hear what?
01:13:16I don't feel anything.
01:13:17You don't feel that?
01:13:19Is that me and a buffalo coming over the hill?
01:13:22What the hell is that?
01:13:28I think John had to make one closer.
01:13:30Well, I think you should, without any murder.
01:13:31I've got a bullet, but..
01:13:33Go ahead and check your outro.
01:13:34No.
01:13:35No!
01:13:36Oop!
01:13:37Well here.
01:13:40I've got a bullet right out of the hill.
01:13:41Well, he's a little bit.
01:13:44It's a hole in the truck.
01:13:45Yeah.
01:13:46Yeah.
01:13:47No!
01:13:49No!
01:13:50No!
01:13:51Hi, hi!
01:13:52Hi!
01:13:53Hi, hi!
01:13:54They said I was a girl!
01:13:55No, he's a girl.
01:13:56I knew that she couldn't be here.
01:13:57I don't know what you're saying.
01:14:27We hast him.
01:14:40I should finish it.
01:14:55No, it's all gone, honey.
01:14:57Poof like magic.
01:14:58I told you the storm ended it.
01:15:00I need you to get to a phone.
01:15:02We're going to need some medical help.
01:15:04I love you, too.
01:15:06What about me?
01:15:07No, honey.
01:15:07You're going to stick with God, okay?
01:15:09Well, fastest blow dryer in the West.
01:15:30No.
01:15:32At least you've still got your records, right?
01:15:34You know, it's in a time like this when I think all we can do is turn our eyes.
01:15:44Heaven's insane.
01:15:47Oh, shit.
01:15:55Blow me.
01:15:56I need floss.
01:16:10Hey, please.
01:16:11We know it's you, Jack.
01:16:13Come back.
01:16:14Wait, wait.
01:16:15Wait.
01:16:16I can help.
01:16:18Maybe turn you back.
01:16:19But I'm having so much fun just the way I am.
01:16:22Wait, wait, wait.
01:16:23Then tell me what it's like to have breached us.
01:16:27The dream of every man on Earth.
01:16:29You're immortal.
01:16:31How does that feel?
01:16:32Oh, it feels...
01:16:34Ah!
01:16:37It's cold out here.
01:16:42I want you to wait in here for just a minute.
01:16:45I've got to talk to this guy.
01:16:47Here.
01:16:47Here.
01:16:49Here.
01:16:49Here.
01:17:15Here.
01:17:16Here.
01:17:16Fuck it.
01:17:43Fire!
01:17:43Fire!
01:17:45Mate, open the door!
01:17:46Don't eat yellow snow.
01:17:56It's a key.
01:18:07She's gone.
01:18:11It's gone, man.
01:18:12Touch it.
01:18:13Don't let the water touch you.
01:18:14Come here.
01:18:15Get him.
01:18:15Don't let it touch you.
01:18:17Don't touch the water.
01:18:18There.
01:18:25Come on.
01:18:30Come on.
01:18:33Come on.
01:18:35Come on.
01:18:37I think your engine's flooded.
01:18:39It's a good thing that she did.
01:19:09I didn't want you to get cool.
01:19:10What did you put in the oats?
01:19:12Anti-freeze.
01:19:17Sorry.
01:19:17You are so good.
01:19:18I can see your house from up here.
01:19:30I can see your house from up here.
01:19:37Anti-freeze.
01:19:38Anti-freeze.
01:19:39I got any anti-freeze.
01:19:40Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:19:40I just got a lot of...
01:19:41I got a lot of...
01:19:42I don't know.
01:19:42It's so good.
01:19:43You get me the number of that truck.
01:19:45I'll check in the anti-freeze.
01:19:46Okay.
01:19:47Put in the truck.
01:19:47We should be back here in five minutes.
01:19:50Five minutes, Paul.
01:19:51Exactly five minutes.
01:19:52All right.
01:19:53All right.
01:19:53All right.
01:19:53All right.
01:19:53All right.
01:19:53Go in.
01:19:54Go for it.
01:19:55Five minutes.
01:19:56All right.
01:20:00Looks like it's just you and me, Jack.
01:20:02And then there was one.
01:20:05Hey, Jack.
01:20:06What?
01:20:06What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?
01:20:10No balls.
01:20:13Finish this.
01:20:14Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
01:20:44Client, stay there.
01:20:46Client, stay there.
01:21:16Client, stay there.
01:21:46Client, stay there.
01:22:16Client, stay there.
01:22:46Client, stay there.
01:22:56Client, stay there.
01:23:01Here, Nug, my family.
01:23:07Goin, goin, gone.
01:23:10I'm really looking forward to your wife, dead man.
01:23:18Huh?
01:23:24This is Cavalry, weasel.
01:23:27No!
01:23:31No!
01:23:57Come on!
01:24:01No! No! No!
01:24:06No! No!
01:24:08Get him! Get him!
01:24:10Get him! Get him!
01:24:29Oh, God.
01:24:30Please be gone. Please be gone.
01:24:38Dad, he's got the show.
01:24:40To Ryan!
01:24:56Yes!
01:25:00No one drink the seal of holy earth, by which we now infer this.
01:25:06Him, the consecrated ground.
01:25:10No one drink the seal of holy earth, by which we now infer this.
01:25:13Him, the consecrated ground.
01:25:16No one drink the seal of holy earth, by which we now infer this.
01:25:22Him, the consecrated ground.
01:25:26No one drink the seal of holy earth, by which we now infer the seal of holy earth.
01:25:39Looks like the cavalry has finally arrived.
01:25:42He's left.
01:25:43He's left.
01:25:44He's left.
01:25:45He's left.
01:25:46We'll be coming up behind, Sam.
01:25:47Come on.
01:25:48It's too late.
01:25:52This is too late.
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