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00:00Previously on Men in Trees...
00:30Born in New York. Ain't nothing wrong with today. It's 55 degrees and sunny, and we're living in the best city on Earth.
01:00Welcome home, Mr. Christmas.
01:05Thanksgiving in four days, people. What are you going to give thanks for?
01:08Oh, yeah. People may stop and stare, but I don't even care. No, just as long as I'm with you.
01:18You got me running on sunshine.
01:22It ain't gonna cost me to lift my hands.
01:26No, no.
01:28I must be running on sunshine.
01:32Ain't no rain getting my way.
01:35Hey, buddy.
01:44Where did you come from?
01:46I came from Alaska, and I am so happy to be home.
01:49I'm talking to a pigeon.
01:51Is it just me, or does the whole city smell better since I left?
01:55It's you.
01:56You and the pigeon on my window sill this morning looked prettier than I remember pigeons looking.
02:01Please tell me you didn't hug it.
02:02I may have fed it a little.
02:05Oh, Alaska girl.
02:06What am I gonna do with you?
02:08Spending a couple of months writing in a small town in Alaska does not mean I defected.
02:13I am still a card-carrying New Yorker who's really missed this city.
02:18Oh, the energy, the noise, men in suits.
02:22Your editor.
02:23My editor, whom I have forgiven for linking my first chapter to the New Yorker, because now you are the toast of the town.
02:30Your town.
02:31Oh, and my showerhead.
02:32I forgot how much I love my way-too-expensive fancy showerhead.
02:36It's so much better than the crappy one I had back in Elmo.
02:38Well, I'm glad you're home.
02:41Me too.
02:42This fish is back in her pond.
02:50Awful quiet with Blondie gone.
02:52Yeah, Jack, did you hear from Marin yet?
02:54Nope.
02:55Still pissed because of that chapter she wrote about you in the New Yorker, huh?
02:59Yep.
02:59She has four publisher meetings today.
03:02I've been, you know, talking to Jane.
03:07Have you read the chapter yet?
03:09Nope.
03:10I'm not interested.
03:11Don't be stupid.
03:12It's really good.
03:13Four stars.
03:14Miracle.
03:15So you guys have all read what she wrote about me?
03:18Mm-hmm.
03:19Mm-hmm.
03:19Yeah.
03:20Sounds like she really likes you.
03:21Yeah, even though you're still wounded from Lynn running off on you, may never be able to open up your heart again.
03:28What do you hear from Jack?
03:29Not since our fight, which is fine with me.
03:32Jack?
03:32Not the one.
03:33Let's not talk about the ghosts of sex past.
03:35Let's talk about my future.
03:36Me and New York, my favorite time of year.
03:39Thanksgiving.
03:39How would you feel if someone used you in your life for material and then published it?
03:51I'd be happy to get a postcard from Sarah at this point.
03:53Well, for quiet with her gone, too.
03:55Yeah.
03:55And dangerous.
03:57Huh?
03:57Some of these guys are eyeing me like a leg of lamb.
04:00You, stay away from me at Orphan's Thanksgiving.
04:03You, stay away from me at Orphan's Thanksgiving.
04:05Uh, sorry to disappoint, but with Sarah gone and Teresa and my marriage really over, I don't think I'm going to have the Orphan party this year.
04:15I think I'm just going to head down to Seattle and see my manic-depressive sister.
04:19I'm hoping for manic.
04:20But what about us orphans?
04:23Who's going to make our turkey?
04:25You'll survive.
04:27Jane and Marin are doing a big dinner for themselves in New York.
04:31You know, in case you were wondering.
04:35Just reading.
04:36I love it.
04:40Ditto.
04:41Well, we love you.
04:43Ditto.
04:43And I love Jack.
04:45We all love Jack.
04:47I mean, I'll be honest, I've read your previous relationship books.
04:50Cute, popular, like a...
04:52The head cheerleader in high school.
04:53Exactly.
04:54But this new book, it could be like, um...
04:57The Girl Who Smoked Behind the Bleachers.
05:00Is that that good?
05:03Sexy, complex, serious, yes.
05:04Oh, okay.
05:05And we are like the boy that that girl should date.
05:08You need to come home and sign with us.
05:10Today?
05:10Yes!
05:11No, not today.
05:12We still have other people to meet.
05:13Well, of course you do.
05:14But then you have to sign with us.
05:16I love that bracelet, October Vogue, right?
05:19Oh, um...
05:21No.
05:22Actually, this is from Alaska.
05:24Jack gave it to me.
05:27Uh...
05:28Uh, he's real?
05:31Jack, the sexy fish and game biologist actually exists?
05:34Uh-huh.
05:35Then what the hell are you doing here with us?
05:42Liza?
05:43Hey, sis.
05:44I was just cleaning the last of my food out of your fridge.
05:48Okay.
05:49Leftovers?
05:49I thought you moved out three weeks ago.
05:51Oh, three weeks, three days.
05:53He's counting.
05:54I am.
05:54You said you needed to stay here for a week.
05:56Not a month.
05:57I thought you were going to see Mom and Dad for the holiday.
05:59Oh, no.
06:00I'm staying here and I'm meeting Rob's parents.
06:03Who's Rob?
06:04The guy I'm moving in with.
06:06I'm engaged!
06:07So, what do you think?
06:13Sorry, parking fines are only payable by cash or a personal check.
06:17It's my famous Thanksgiving Jell-O mold.
06:21I got three things I love.
06:24Buzz, Thanksgiving, and my new stepson, Patrick.
06:27I want to mix him up in a big bath of love.
06:30You want to do what now?
06:32I want to do Thanksgiving with you.
06:34Oh.
06:35No can do.
06:37No.
06:37Patrick and I always have our Thanksgiving at the inn.
06:39Just us and the guests.
06:41Hey.
06:42Like it or not, we're related now.
06:44You slept with my husband and made a baby.
06:47I slept with him long before you mail-ordered you to town, sister.
06:50We're family.
06:51I'll see you at the inn for Thanksgiving.
06:54What's wrong with your place?
06:55Got no China.
06:56Ironic, huh?
06:58Thanks for the offer, but it's a no.
07:00Okay, keep the Jell-O.
07:02No one says no to Jell-O.
07:10No.
07:11No.
07:26Oh, hi, Miss Frankel.
07:30How are the cats?
07:32Still bald.
07:34I met Liza.
07:35My sister.
07:36Quite friendly.
07:37Mm-hmm.
07:38She also had her mail forwarded to this address.
07:41Oh.
07:42Uh, well, she was staying with me for a week.
07:46Now, Maren, you know I like you, but as head of the building board, I have to uphold the rules.
07:51It is illegal for you to sublet this apartment.
07:55Now, if you aren't going to be living here, you're going to have to move out.
07:59But this is my home.
08:00Well, then move back in.
08:02Or give it up.
08:10Okay.
08:10I'm moving back to New York.
08:15Hmm.
08:25You know, it's amazing.
08:26I woke up this morning with no buyer's remorse.
08:28Why would you have remorse about moving back to the city?
08:31Because it's a big decision.
08:32But you know what?
08:33My stomach didn't hurt.
08:34And you know my stomach always hurts when I make a bad decision.
08:36But this time, I slept like a baby on my favorite 500 couch sheets in my favorite apartment.
08:44You have a lot of memory right there.
08:46Oh, yeah.
08:47Me and 4E, we have a history.
08:50I wrote my first book here.
08:51Got engaged here.
08:53Got cheated on here.
08:54And this being Manhattan, I promise you, somewhere along the way, someone died here.
08:58This place is my sanctuary.
09:00Whenever I had a bad day, I knew it would be here for me.
09:04And then you went and cheated on it with Elmo.
09:06That's over.
09:07I'm going toward the love.
09:09Publishers want me here.
09:10You want me here.
09:12I have a bird to take care of.
09:14Exactly.
09:15I'm choosing New York.
09:17You know why?
09:18Because New York is choosing me.
09:21Want to know who else is choosing you?
09:23Stuart Maxson.
09:25Stuart Maxson?
09:26Famous, charming publisher, Stuart Maxson.
09:29Yep.
09:30You have a dinner meeting with him tonight.
09:33He's the top mirror and it doesn't get better than him.
09:35Um, damn it.
09:37If I were in Elmo, Jack would fix this for me.
09:41Jane?
09:43Oh.
09:44Hi.
09:45Uh, 18th and Irving Place.
09:48Okay.
09:49Talk to you later.
09:50You called the plumber?
09:52Plow guy.
09:53He likes to MapQuest me.
09:56Helps him imagine where I am.
09:57Plow guy?
09:58From Elmo?
10:00Okay.
10:00That's adorable.
10:02Yeah.
10:05Look at that.
10:07I fixed my own shower.
10:14I'm really excited you're coming home to New York with me for Thanksgiving.
10:18Me too.
10:19Creasy the Lion King?
10:21No.
10:22Okay.
10:23I thought desks were for working, not for sitting.
10:34Guess what?
10:35I'm going home with Annie to New York for Thanksgiving.
10:39Wait.
10:40Hold on there, partner.
10:43We always do it together.
10:45You know that.
10:46You and me.
10:47Right?
10:47Me and you.
10:48Ma, I really want to go with her.
11:01Do you know what I had planned for this holiday?
11:04Making cream corn and getting depressed.
11:06Yeah, is that.
11:08And eating with all your new relatives.
11:13Buzzing by?
11:14You got other new relatives I don't know about?
11:17Do I?
11:18No.
11:20So you invited my new rainbow family to the inn for a first Thanksgiving?
11:24Yeah.
11:25But, you know, you don't want to be there.
11:26Of course I want to be there.
11:28Can Annie come?
11:31Fine.
11:31What do I care at this point?
11:36How exciting is this?
11:38Patrick, I haven't been home in two months.
11:40I wanted to go home.
11:42Okay.
11:43Well, then you should go.
11:46Okay.
11:46Well, I know what you want to see your family, and all 35 of them.
11:50With you.
11:52Patrick, I invited you, too.
11:54I know.
11:55And that is huge.
11:56But this is a big deal for me.
11:58I have this whole new family.
11:59I just learned that Buz is my dad.
12:03You've decided?
12:05I thought you'd be excited for me.
12:07Patrick, I am always excited for you.
12:12But what about me?
12:14Wow.
12:15I thought being half black was confusing, but having a girlfriend is downright mind-boggling.
12:21I guess I'm going home alone.
12:27I guess so.
12:28Patrick, you need to storm out right now, because I work here, and I can't.
12:31Okay.
12:59Let's go.
13:29I love your first chapter.
13:30Oh, thank you.
13:32I'll tell you how I knew it was good.
13:33It actually made me want to take one of those silly cruises up to Alaska
13:37just to check out the fog that grows along the edges of the horizon at 5 a.m.
13:41You're quoting me. I'm flattered.
13:44You want to sign with me?
13:47Too pushy?
13:48A little. I like it.
13:50Hi. Yeah. We'll have the 98 Chateauneuf-du-Pape.
13:55So, I want to know how a woman who wrote relationship advice books
13:59ends up writing about men in Alaska.
14:02My last book contract ended when my engagement ended.
14:05They wanted an advice book on marriage.
14:07I ended up not getting married, so I kind of fled to Alaska.
14:12Cold feet?
14:13Yeah. He was warming someone else's.
14:16Actually, I was just suggesting a title there. Cold feet.
14:20Oh, okay. I'm mortified.
14:22No, don't be. I like to know the ugly personal dating histories of my authors.
14:26So, you think I'm going to be one of your authors?
14:29I think you need to be somewhere you feel safe and understood.
14:32That's why I'm moving back to New York.
14:38You don't involve with Jack anymore?
14:39Uh, no.
14:41Uh, no. No.
14:43Jack and I were never anything.
14:46Well, then you're an even better writer than I thought,
14:48because that was quite a love letter you wrote to him.
14:52I'm not dating.
14:53I'm still getting over the, uh, foot warmer.
14:56Graham.
14:57Right.
14:59But, you know, I gotta say, I'm surprised you're not staying in Elmo.
15:03You are?
15:04Sure.
15:05Seems to be where you get your inspiration.
15:09Everyone seems to want me back here.
15:11But what do you want?
15:14I mean, you have to ask yourself, as a writer, as a person,
15:18where do you belong?
15:23Hello?
15:39The law requires that I tell you you are on the air.
15:41Patrick?
15:42Yes, ma'am.
15:43Calling to wish you a happy almost Thanksgiving.
15:46Checking in on our favorite relationship coach.
15:49What a nice surprise.
15:51So, are you taking a bite out of the Big Apple?
15:54I'm having fun.
15:55You want to hear fun?
15:57I'm having dinner with my new family,
15:59and the bear just had cubs in the dumpster.
16:01But it's not the same without you here, Maren.
16:04Oh, Patrick.
16:05I miss you guys.
16:07So, how are the book meetings going?
16:09Good.
16:09I have a lot of options.
16:11I guess I just need to make a choice.
16:13There's nothing wrong with choices.
16:15Yeah, well, sometimes having options makes choosing hard.
16:18Yeah, I know what you mean there.
16:21But you know what I think?
16:22You got to go with your gut.
16:24Yeah, I guess you're right.
16:25You have to do what's right for you,
16:27not what other people think is the right thing to do.
16:30It's just...
16:31Sometimes it's hard to know the difference.
16:34It's almost impossible sometimes.
16:36Yeah, it's hard to hear your gut when everyone else is telling you what there's...
16:39You know, in Alaska, some people kill their own turkeys.
16:50The pilgrims did not endure all their hardships so that we could shoot our own food.
16:55They struggled so that we could buy free-range turkeys at Cedarilla.
16:59That's my pigeon.
17:05Honey.
17:07What's not a pigeon?
17:09What a dove.
17:12Ooh, I have a little bracelet on.
17:14Look.
17:15What?
17:23Hey, it's a phone number.
17:25I never noticed it.
17:26Hello?
17:32Um, hi.
17:33I think I have your dove.
17:35He's on my windowsill.
17:37She.
17:37It's a she.
17:39Is she okay?
17:40Well, she's part of a pair.
17:41We released them at a wedding at the Botanical Gardens last weekend.
17:44She never came home.
17:46Oh, my God.
17:46She's lost?
17:47Now, relax, lady.
17:48She knows how to find her way back to the coop.
17:50She's just disoriented, all the city noise.
17:53Now, just put her in a shoebox.
17:55Take her to the park and let her go.
17:57She'll find her way back home.
17:59I have to put her in a shoebox.
18:00Well, you want a reward or something?
18:02Uh, uh, no.
18:04I got it.
18:05Thanks.
18:06We have to put her in a shoebox.
18:08We.
18:09We have to go to a book party.
18:12That's not BYO bird.
18:16Sorry.
18:16Amy's pretty mad.
18:22My advice, son, is to buy her a present.
18:25Just make sure it's in a box and wrap with a bow.
18:28I once gave Maya a couple of batteries I'd taken out of the remote.
18:32Couldn't get her off me for a week.
18:34I miss the women.
18:37We're not so bad, Jerome.
18:38Says he who has cast me out on Thanksgiving.
18:42Oh, yeah, Patrick.
18:44Um, what time does Thanksgiving dinner start at the inn?
18:47Oh, man.
18:48This year, my mom isn't doing her usual inn Thanksgiving.
18:51We're shut down.
18:53Eat with my new family.
18:55Special celebration.
18:56Oh, okay.
18:57Okay, no problem.
18:59Hey, you always have a seat at the orphan Thanksgiving.
19:03What, you're doing the orphan Thanksgiving now?
19:05Of course I am.
19:06But only if my best cook will help me throughout.
19:10Wouldn't do it any other way.
19:12Hmm.
19:13Nothing like having a party with your best buddies.
19:16All right, J-Bomb.
19:23Sorry.
19:24Sorry.
19:25Sorry.
19:35Wow.
19:36Just like that, huh?
19:46Watch it.
20:04Hey, where you going, lady?
20:05I don't know anyone at this party.
20:25Well, I know you.
20:26Half this book party wants to find you.
20:29Meredith, do you like cupcakes?
20:32What?
20:33We were going to send you, please sign with us, cupcakes, but then we thought...
20:36What if she doesn't like cupcakes?
20:38You've gone with someone else.
20:39No.
20:40We're going.
20:41So we're not needy.
20:46So, have you decided?
20:48Not yet.
20:50Honey, you can't wait forever.
20:51It's New York.
20:52You blink, the opportunity is gone.
20:54This is all a little overwhelming.
21:00Get really loud in here?
21:02Yeah.
21:03Isn't it great?
21:04We need to get some air.
21:06My bracelet.
21:07Nobody goes.
21:09Oh.
21:10Oh.
21:11Excuse me.
21:11Sorry.
21:12You okay?
21:21Yeah, just...
21:22It's really loud in here, isn't it?
21:25I know.
21:26Just breathe, Maren.
21:28Honey, are you all right?
21:29No.
21:30I gotta go.
21:31Excuse me.
21:32I gotta go.
21:33We just got here, and Jane McInerney wants to meet.
21:35It's all too much.
21:36It's supposed to be my pond.
21:38I'm supposed to feel at home here.
21:39I can't even hear myself think.
21:42So, here are your most called numbers.
21:56Oh, and I always empty the trash at four.
21:59I'll be okay, Annie.
22:01You're only going for four days.
22:03I'm worried about you, Jack.
22:05Being alone on Thanksgiving.
22:07Well, don't be.
22:07I'll be fine.
22:08I would feel better if Maren were here with you.
22:12I miss her.
22:13Her spunk.
22:14Her joie de vivre.
22:16Her little used nicotine patches I'd find stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
22:20And I don't want you to be sad eating a single-serving can of tomato soup.
22:26She wrote that in the chapter, didn't she?
22:29Yeah.
22:29Hey, Buzz.
22:32I'm all ready to go tonight?
22:34Ready to catch my connection in Sitka?
22:37Well, yeah, about that.
22:38I can't fly you tonight.
22:40I'm sorry.
22:41But how am I going to get home?
22:44I don't know.
22:45There's a storm coming in.
22:47I can't risk it.
22:48I'm sorry, Annie.
22:50Annie?
22:51I'm fine.
22:52Excuse me.
22:54How many orphans we got coming tomorrow?
23:04Uh, around 15.
23:06And Jerome might bring his dog.
23:08We're going to be up all night.
23:10You've got to put some music on.
23:11What?
23:17Please.
23:20Chateau Muf-du-Pape, 98.
23:23I was saving this for our five-year wedding anniversary.
23:29Mmm.
23:32Do we have to make creamed onions?
23:34Oh, yes.
23:36And garlic mashed potatoes, spinach salad.
23:39Sausage stuffing.
23:40Sausage stuffing.
23:41Man, this beats Thanksgivings growing up.
23:45Because you get to get drunk while you're cooking?
23:47Yes.
23:48Also, this Elm of Thanksgivings.
23:51You know what to expect.
23:53Hmm.
23:55All the foster homes I was in, you never really knew what Thanksgiving was going to be.
24:01And your family would be that year.
24:03Well, the orphan Thanksgiving will never change.
24:08We may not be happily married, but we are going to be creamy onions until death do us part.
24:14Hey, buddy, I'm going to get you home, I promise, once my bird is cooked.
24:33Oh, no offense.
24:39Hey, Liza.
24:41What's wrong?
24:42What's wrong when I broke up?
24:43And I'm all alone on Thanksgiving.
24:45Oh, you're not alone.
24:46You can eat with Jane and me.
24:47I'm making a great meal.
24:49You sure?
24:50Of course I'm sure.
24:51Grab me a cup of water for the gravy.
24:53Is there something wrong with your thing here?
24:58Ah!
24:59Ah!
25:00Ah!
25:01Ah!
25:02Ah!
25:02Ah!
25:02Ah!
25:02Ah!
25:02Ah!
25:03Ah!
25:03Ah!
25:03Ah!
25:03Ah!
25:03Ah!
25:03Ah!
25:04Ah!
25:05Ah!
25:05Ah!
25:06Ah!
25:07Ah!
25:07Ah!
25:08Ah!
25:09Ah!
25:10Ah!
25:11Ah!
25:12Whatever you did, putting on that shower head backed up the pipes, which made the kitchen
25:16tap explode.
25:17You fixed a shower head?
25:19Not very well, apparently.
25:20You'll have to pay for damages to the apartment below you as well.
25:23Looking good, Ms. Frankel.
25:26Liza?
25:28Manny?
25:29What's up?
25:30Happy Thanksgiving.
25:32I think my apartment is breaking up with me.
25:36I think someone owes me $200 for groceries.
25:39I'm serious.
25:41I finally decided to move back in, and it's rejecting me.
25:44Just like Rob.
25:46The shower heads are falling off.
25:48My kitchen is a swimming pool.
25:51My sanctuary just became the Titanic.
25:54Maybe this is a sign that I shouldn't be moving back in here.
25:57What are we going to do?
25:59It's Thanksgiving in Manhattan.
26:00There's not a reservation to be had in any restaurant.
26:03There's got to be someplace we can get into.
26:06This is the saddest Thanksgiving ever.
26:09They don't even have a turkey burger.
26:13Jane.
26:16Oh, hi.
26:17Happy Thanksgiving to you, too.
26:21Where are we?
26:22The corner of greasy and depressing.
26:2638th and 9th.
26:28Okay.
26:29Bye.
26:30These are the best burgers in the city.
26:31It is not that depressing.
26:33There's a woman over there in her bathrobe.
26:36Hey, Celia.
26:51Hey.
26:52Why don't you go?
26:52I can lock up.
26:53You have people coming over for Thanksgiving?
26:55They're not my people.
26:57They're Patrick's people.
26:59Oh, so you're just hiding out here, huh?
27:02Takes one to know one.
27:03Oh, I've got work to catch up on.
27:05No one likes to be alone on Thanksgiving.
27:08Well, I'm fine with it.
27:10No, you're not.
27:13You're hiding from the fact that you have feelings for Frist.
27:16Excuse me?
27:17I'm a cop.
27:18I can see things.
27:20They trained me to find a pot seed in the trunk of an SUV, for God's sakes.
27:24Look, I may have liked Maren, but I can't anymore because I can't trust her.
27:31No, you couldn't trust Lynn.
27:33Maren is not Lynn.
27:35Lynn left you four months ago.
27:37You let Maren leave four days ago because you're a stubborn ass.
27:40If I needed your advice, I'd ask for it.
27:42No, you wouldn't.
27:45Jack, don't make the same mistake I did.
27:47I loved someone for 26 years, and I didn't do or say anything.
27:56Now look at me.
27:58I'm alone, and he's married to a woman who makes Jell-O.
28:04Make the Jell-O, Jack.
28:06Make the Jell-O before someone else makes it for you.
28:09Hey, when you move back, we can be roommates.
28:19If I move back, I'm living alone, thank you.
28:22If?
28:22I thought you decided.
28:24I did, too.
28:25It's weird.
28:27I thought when I came back, I was coming home, but now I don't know what home is anymore.
28:32You were born here.
28:34That's home.
28:34Is it?
28:36Or is it the place that makes you feel most like you?
28:39My stomach hurts.
28:44Of course it does.
28:45I think our burgers came by the side of botulist.
28:47I'm just saying, Elmo made me feel good, happy, accepted.
28:53You miss Jack.
28:54I do not miss Jack.
28:56I miss Elmo.
28:58Things were quieter there.
29:01Slower, I could think.
29:03I don't know if I'm ready for the deadlines of a book right now.
29:07The publishers aren't going to wait forever.
29:09How am I supposed to write a new chapter if I don't know what my next chapter is going to be?
29:14This calls for a pro-con list.
29:16I usually do it for boys, but I think it could work for towns, too.
29:20You're right.
29:23Elmo.
29:25Manhattan.
29:26Okay, we'll just leave Bathroom Lady off.
29:28Okay, let's start with Elmo.
29:45Please, just read it.
29:48I know it's sad you can't go home, but let's make this your family for today, okay?
30:10Can I?
30:11Okay.
30:16Whew.
30:16Whew.
30:19Oh, Patrick!
30:20Hey, Mom!
30:22I'm mine!
30:23Hey, whoa!
30:24Have Thanksgiving, son.
30:25Aw, you too, Dad.
30:29Hey.
30:32Made a pie!
30:33Come on!
30:34Hey, come here!
30:41Another bird!
30:47Uh-huh.
30:48Uh-huh.
30:50Looks great.
30:52Of course it does.
30:52I made it.
30:53Hey, I helped.
30:55You did.
30:56Ben.
30:58Yeah.
30:59It was fun.
31:01It was.
31:03Hey, Jack.
31:04I was, uh, wondering if you had room for one more.
31:06Well, we're feeding Jerome's dog, so we can probably fit you, huh?
31:10Great.
31:11I thought you wanted to be alone.
31:12Yeah, being alone, it's overrated.
31:15Happy Thanksgiving.
31:17Thanks.
31:18You, too.
31:20Hey.
31:21Oh, yeah.
31:21Let's have some more brushes, Ralph.
31:23He doesn't need that.
31:24He came along.
31:24I'm going to make a picture.
31:27So what else?
31:27Five-star restaurants?
31:28Oh, yeah.
31:29Yeah, definitely.
31:30Yeah.
31:30Cavs.
31:31Cavs when you're drunk.
31:32I'll drink that.
31:33All right.
31:34Here we are, man.
31:36Oh, yeah.
31:36We did.
31:37That one was great.
31:38Get it right here.
31:39Get it.
31:40Okay.
31:41Sure.
31:42Ah.
31:44Hey.
31:46Okie-dokie.
31:47Yeah.
31:48Rome has offered to carve more meat.
31:58He can drink or use the electric knife, but not both.
32:03Hey.
32:05You guys, you work well together.
32:09Yeah.
32:09I'm drunk, so I'm just going to say this.
32:15I'm pretty drunk myself, so I may not remember what you say.
32:22I'm still in love with her.
32:25How insane is that?
32:26How insane at all?
32:27Is that why you stayed here instead of going to Seattle for Thanksgiving?
32:33I don't want her to be alone.
32:42I'm a stubborn ass.
32:45Yeah?
32:45Yeah.
32:46I let a pretty amazing woman just walk out of my life.
32:52You finally read it?
32:54Yeah.
32:54Yeah, she got me, you know.
33:00I mean, I didn't have to say everything to her for her to get me.
33:04I don't know.
33:05Probably just being sentimental because it's Thanksgiving.
33:14Here's your cell phone number.
33:16Call her.
33:17Chinese food at 2 a.m.
33:25Off, off, off, Broadway.
33:27Chinese food after off, off, off, Broadway.
33:30Rocky.
33:31The movie?
33:32My raccoon.
33:33An Elmo.
33:34Honey, a raccoon doesn't beat Broadway.
33:42Hey, you've reached my cell phone.
33:44Leave a message.
33:45Hey, Maren.
33:48It's Jack.
33:51Uh, I read it.
33:54And I'm sorry.
33:56I've been, uh, trying to stop thinking about you.
34:03But I can't.
34:06And I, I think I might be a little bit drunk.
34:13And I, I think I might be falling in love with you.
34:17Well, anyway, happy Thanksgiving, coach.
34:25All right, I'd like to say something.
34:33This has been one hell of a crazy month.
34:36I guess I just want to say I'm thankful for my wife, Mai, for understanding.
34:41And I'm thankful for my great son, Patrick.
34:44And I'm thankful for this crazy old man.
34:50And for my new stepson, Patrick.
34:54And I'm thankful that I did something good with my life.
34:58And that would be you, Patrick.
35:00And I'm thankful for all of you.
35:02My new family.
35:03And Annie, I'm thankful for Annie.
35:17I'm thankful that the Seahawks don't suck this year.
35:23I'm thankful for that.
35:25And, uh, for all of our health.
35:28I'm thankful my friend Maren is here for Thanksgiving.
35:31I'm thankful, Rob.
35:34Let me keep the ring.
35:39I'm thankful for Graham cheating on me.
35:45Okay.
35:46No more $2 pictures for you.
35:48I'm serious.
35:49Because he cheated on me, I ended up in Alaska.
35:52Because I ended up in Alaska, I was able to relax and be happy and finally write something special.
36:00Fat Jack.
36:02This all happened because I met him.
36:06I really miss him.
36:08You guys, I really miss Jack.
36:13I miss Rob.
36:16I miss Plow Guy.
36:19Plow Guy.
36:20That's what I said.
36:22No.
36:23Plow Guy.
36:24Plow Guy.
36:26Oh, my God.
36:30What are you doing here?
36:45I missed you.
36:46I wanted to wish you a happy Thanksgiving.
36:50This is the most romantic thing I've ever seen.
36:53It is.
36:58I gotta go.
37:02Where?
37:03Home.
37:07Hey, Ben.
37:18Yeah.
37:18Thanks for not going to Seattle.
37:23I wasn't doing it.
37:24I know you did it for me.
37:26Stayed.
37:28I really appreciate it.
37:36Ben.
37:39I still love you.
37:40You don't have to say anything back.
37:45You don't have to say anything back.
37:45Thanks for my part.
37:48I feel that.
37:52I don't feel that.
37:56I don't feel that.
37:57I don't feel that.
37:58No.
38:05I don't even have it.
38:06Now that is a good-looking pie.
38:09Thanks, first one I ever made.
38:11Oh, then I need to take the first piece.
38:16Mike's stepson is so talented.
38:21Hey, leave a piece for his dad, will you?
38:25Oh, we almost forgot.
38:28I'm sorry.
38:31Oh, this is terrific.
38:34It's better than Jell-O.
38:36Hey, you didn't get any.
38:40Uh, no. No, I didn't.
38:43What, you want to share?
38:44I want my own piece of your pie, Patrick.
38:46Where is my piece of your pie?
38:48Well, here, take mine.
38:49It's a metaphor.
38:50What?
38:51You have so much family in your life right now.
38:54There's no room for me.
38:56I thought I was special to you.
38:58I thought you wanted me to be a part of this,
39:00but I am just your glorified picture-taker.
39:03Thanks for having me, Chief Sealy.
39:11Annie, wait.
39:12You gotta...
39:15Dear Ms. Frankel,
39:17A few days ago, I found a dove on my windowsill.
39:23She was lost.
39:24The city had disoriented her,
39:26and she needed to get home.
39:28The city can do that to you,
39:35make you forget where you need to be.
39:38I love this city.
39:40I love my apartment.
39:42But there's only one decision I'm sure I want to make right now.
39:45It'll be good.
39:50It'll be love coming home.
39:54I should be in the place.
39:56Go home.
39:57Go home.
40:10Chieftain.
40:10Hey, Ben.
40:12How's the orphan Thanksgiving?
40:13Uh, great.
40:14Are you okay?
40:16Yeah, I'm just running.
40:17I'm coming back to Elmo.
40:19Yeah?
40:20Yeah, there's a flight out to Seattle tonight
40:22with a time difference.
40:22I think I could be in Elmo by 10.
40:24Well, that's great news.
40:26Save a plate for me, okay?
40:28You got it.
40:30That was Maren.
40:32She's landing tonight at 10.
40:35How about that?
40:36Yeah.
40:37Yeah.
40:37As of December 1st, I will be giving up my apartment.
40:50I hope you will rent it to another girl full of hopes and dreams for everything Manhattan can be.
40:55It's the very best city in the world.
41:03But I have somewhere else I need to be right now.
41:08I don't expect you to understand, but sometimes you have to do the unexpected thing.
41:14The thing that just feels right.
41:18JFK Airport, thanks.
41:20Going home?
41:21Yeah, I think so.
41:23Here's this guy.
41:24I need to tell him I might be in love with him.
41:27Okay.
41:29Take the toll.
41:44That's what I'm thankful for.
41:46The chance to start over.
41:47Lynn.
41:59Wow.
42:00Hi.
42:06All my best.
42:08Maren.
42:11Happy Thanksgiving, Jack.
42:17Best Thanksgiving.
42:19!
42:19The
42:22moment to come from his party,
42:23真 خugal!
42:24See you later!
42:24See you later!
42:26See you later!
42:26See you later!
42:27Bye!
42:28See you later!
42:30See you later!
42:32Bye!
42:34See you later!
42:38Bye!
42:39Bye!
42:42Bye!
42:44Love you!
42:45Peace!
42:45Bye!
42:47Bye!
42:47Bye!