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  • 7/2/2025
One liners and short musician jokes by Gary Crockett.

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00:00Arnold Schwarzenegger and his friends are acting in a short film about classical pianists and musicians.
00:10One of friends says I'll play Beethoven, another says I'll be Mozart, Arnold says I'll be Bach.
00:20What do you call someone hanging around musicians, a drummer?
00:25How many musicians in my band does it take to screw in a light bulb?
00:31None, we get the drummer to do it.
00:37How do you know when a drummer is at your door?
00:41The knocking speeds up and he doesn't know where to come in.
00:48How do you get the drummer away from your door?
00:53Pay for the pizza.
00:56What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
01:00Gifted musicians.
01:02How do you make one million dollars playing jazz?
01:07You start with two mil but uns.
01:12When Mozart died, you could hear his music playing backwards at his grave.
01:18He was decomposing.
01:22My neighbors listen to awesome music, whether they like it or not.
01:28My ex used to hit me with musical instruments.
01:33I didn't know that she had a history of violins.
01:39I downloaded all the music to the movie Titanic.
01:44It's sinking now.
01:47Sylvester Stallone wants to make a movie about classical music.
01:54He wants to play Beethoven.
01:55Beethoven, Jean-Claude Van Damme says, I'll be Mozart.
02:00Harding the words are not a girl.
02:02Come on, guys, don't make me say.
02:05I heard reggae music coming from my printer.
02:09The paper was jamming.
02:12Music can change the world.
02:15Ludwig van Beethoven.
02:17My music fights against the system that teaches to live and die.
02:24Bob Marley.
02:25Music gives a soul to the universe.
02:27Wings to the mind.
02:29Flight to the imagination.
02:31And life to everything play.
02:34Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:36Music expresses that which cannot be said.
02:39And on which it is impossible to be silent.
02:42Victor Hugo.
02:43Music touches us emotional unwill.
02:48Words alone can't Johnny Depp.
02:53And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane.
02:58By those who could not hear the music free.
03:02Break me, shake.
03:04Free of music, be the food of love.
03:08Play on William Shakespeare.
03:10Music is the art which is most nigh to tears.
03:18And memory Oscar Wilde.
03:22Music once admitted to the soul.
03:25Becomes a sword of spirit.
03:28And never dies.
03:30Edward Balladlin.
03:32Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without Confucius.
03:50I did not say all of that crap.
03:55Also Confucius.
03:58Becomes a sword of spirit.