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6/29/2025

One line jokes delivered by song by Gary Crockett.

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00:00Anger

00:11The feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind

00:17My mom always used to say

00:20Forty is the new thirty lovely woman band from driving

00:25I don't approve of political jokes

00:30I've seen too many of them get elected

00:34Grandma's been staring through the window ever since it started to snow

00:42If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in

00:47You can't get on the same page with someone who has a different book

00:53You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm, and success

01:00And really there's no real difference between me and George Clooney

01:05If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put you and I together

01:11Two fish are sitting in a tank

01:15One looks over at the other and says

01:18Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?

01:20About a month before he died

01:24My uncle had his back covered in lard

01:27After that he went downhill fast

01:32I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus

01:37That's how I lost my job as a bus driver

01:41Don't spell part backwards, it's a trap

01:45A clean house is the sign of a broken computer

01:51Good health is merely the slowest possible rate

01:56At which one can die

01:59Strong people don't put others down

02:02They lift them up and slam them on the ground

02:05For maximum damage

02:07Isn't it great to live in the 21st century

02:12Where deleting history

02:14Has become more important than making it

02:17Thieves have broken in my house and stolen everything

02:22Except my soap, shower, gel towels, and deodorant dirty bastards

02:28I have as much authority as the Pope

02:33I just don't have as many people who believe it

02:37I saw a sign that said watch for children

02:42And I thought that sounds like a fair trade

02:45If you're not supposed to eat at night

02:51Why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator

02:56Eat right, stay fit, die anyway

03:00Eat right, stay fit, die anyway

03:30ёêm

03:32꽁已�

03:33BE

03:33What can I think do to ask a someone from God

03:36You know what soul has been

03:41I know if all people could cred that you are

03:43You know what soul has been

03:47With you

03:51I know if so

03:52I know you

03:55little tips

03:57Also

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