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6/28/2025

One liner jokes turned into a song. By Gary Crockett.

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00:00I always take life with a grain of salt plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila

00:13I have all the money I'll ever need if I die by three o'clock this afternoon

00:26I am not a vegetarian because I love animals

00:34I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

00:39I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure

00:47My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance

00:56We'll see about that

00:58I have a lot of growing up to do

01:06I realized that the other day inside my fort

01:13I've been on three dates with a girl who works at a zoo

01:20I think she's a keeper

01:23I was told never to date a tennis player

01:26Love means nothing to them

01:31My friend set me up on a blind date

01:36And he said I'd better warn you she's expecting a baby

01:40I felt like such an idiot sitting in the bar

01:45Wearing nothing but a diaper

01:47If you arrest a mind

01:52Do you have to tell him

01:55He has the right to remain silent

01:59Ooh

01:59Ooh

02:14Ooh

02:17Ooh

02:21Ooh

02:28Aum.

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