One Liners 3 Irony and Insanity

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One line jokes in a song by Gary Crockett.

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00:00Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect

00:17To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage

00:20Who stole my wallet, you can hide but you can't run

00:23The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic

00:32Together I can beat schizophrenia, do not touch

00:36Must be one of the most terrifying things to read in braille

00:39I don't like people who take drugs, for example, airport security

00:44I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day

00:51Man addicted to drink and break fluid claims

00:56He can stop anytime he wants

00:58An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure

01:04I said, I'm much better at Bohemian Rhapsody

01:08My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations

01:11By saying, are you even listening to me?

01:14I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met

01:20If I had fifty cents for every math test I failed, I'd have seven dollars and twenty cents

01:26The man who invented autocorrect has died, may he roast in piss

01:31I love eBay

01:35I sold my homing pigeon eight times last month

01:40Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me

01:45So we went for a run, I have a pet tree

01:48It's like a pet dog, but the bark is quieter

01:54I think my girlfriend's hallucinating as she keeps insisting that she's seeing other people

02:00I wonder if the arachnophobia support group has a website

02:05If Snoop Dogg dies before pot is made legal nationally, he'll be rolling in his grave

02:14I hate it when I'm texting

02:16I get rudely interrupted by a cyclist bouncing off my windscreen

02:22A nine-year-old girl has vanished after using a revolutionary new cream

02:27Which makes you look ten years younger

02:52Part of it at the end of the day

02:55Nothing

02:57That seems to be a lot of selfishness

02:57But I'm not sure that my girlfriend's hallucinating

02:58And so many emotions are in the same way

03:00I'm not sure that my girlfriend's hallucinems

03:01B Sporting and my girlfriend's hallucinems

03:02What the hell is known?

03:03A nine-year-old girl has been a crazy woman

03:0418 years from my father

03:06The herausndter

03:07Legendary of the world

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