00:00The Miami Marlins are in action as well.
00:03Tonight, 945, that's probably around the time
00:07that the Miami Heat are going to be selecting
00:09if they hold on to that number 20 pick.
00:11Another one of those choice nights for South Florida sports viewers.
00:16Reminiscent of Stanley Cup Final Game 6.
00:21You watch Panthers and Edmonton, or you watch the Marlins.
00:25Thankfully, the Marlins moved up their start time that night to 610
00:29and really alleviate a lot of people's problems.
00:36Come on, Stowers.
00:39Stowers.
00:41The Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp did win yesterday, by the way, 3-2.
00:44Yeah, they did.
00:45In dramatic fashion.
00:48Get behind the Jumbo Shrimp.
00:50Get behind the Jumbo Shrimp.
00:54Did they really win in dramatic fashion?
00:56What was the drama?
00:56It was a walk-off.
00:58It was a walk-off.
00:59Oh, really?
00:59Oh, okay.
01:00Yeah.
01:02I think if I'm remembering Twitter correctly.
01:07I kept up with my Jumbo Shrimp.
01:09I think it was a walk-off.
01:10Come on, baby.
01:11I do.
01:12I follow them.
01:13I'm constantly, you know, I wonder.
01:15I'm not a conspiracy theorist.
01:17A couple nights ago, remember they had that doubleheader?
01:20Yeah.
01:22And Matt Mervis hit a ding-dong in the first inning of the first game.
01:26Yeah.
01:28They didn't post it on social media.
01:30Now, the Jumbo Shrimp that day posted every other ding-dong and every other big play.
01:36They never posted the Mervis home run or mentioned it on social media.
01:41I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but Bruce Sherman, Clayton McCullough, are you directing the Jumbo Shrimp not to celebrate Matt Mervis because you know you made a mistake?
01:57Seems that way.
01:57I'm just asking the question.
02:01I am not suggesting that's what happened, but I do find it a little quizzical.
02:09Yeah.
02:10Every other run or big play or home run during that doubleheader was posted by the Jumbo Shrimp social media team, and they are on their game.
02:19Let me tell you.
02:22Except the Matt Mervis ding-dong.
02:25So, the minor league affiliate is holding out on Mervis' success?
02:35The major league franchise, which controls the minor league affiliate, has been told to bury the Mervis news.
02:47For what conspiracy theory thought?
02:52You can't handle the truth.
02:55So, they don't want Mervis to succeed.
03:05They don't want you to know he's succeeding because it will egg on their face.
03:14Herpes simplex number 10.
03:16So, Lana knows about that.
03:19I do.
03:20Hawk's on to something here.
03:23I'm not even lying.
03:24Because how is it possible?
03:26Like, why?
03:27Right?
03:28Is it that outlandish to think that they said to themselves, you know what?
03:31Mervis is killing it.
03:32We just DFA'd him.
03:34He's killing it in Jacksonville.
03:36If he does anything great, just ignore it.
03:39Social media team.
03:40He gets there.
03:41And the Jumbo Shrimp are just whatever.
03:44They're pedestrian.
03:45They're mediocre.
03:46He gets there.
03:47He gives them a jolt of energy.
03:49The social team is posting them left and right.
03:51And then all of a sudden, every Matt Mervis mention disappears.
03:57Yeah.
03:57Disappears.
03:58Zero dark 30.
04:01Zero dark Mervis.
04:02And the rest of the teams in MLB can't get that information to now come and get him?
04:11No, no, no, no.
04:11It's to save themselves the embarrassment from the fans, like me, who really follow the Jumbo
04:18Shrimp through social media.
04:21But now I got to use backdoor channels.
04:24Google.
04:25Boxcore.
04:27Because if they're not going to tell me when Mervis does something good, because they don't
04:30want to be embarrassed by the fact that they DFA'd him, well, I'm going to learn it somewhere.
04:37But I just looked it up.
04:39Other teams can sign players off of AAA teams.
04:43But they didn't.
04:45So now I don't.
04:46Like, they can come and get Mervis.
04:48They can come and get Mervis right now.
04:49No, no, no.
04:50I don't think they can.
04:51I just looked it up.
04:52No, that wouldn't make any sense.
04:54Because you put someone down to play for a rehab assignment, and then someone grabs Justin
04:59Verlander, like, you can't do that.
05:00But they could trade for him.
05:02They could trade for him, sure.
05:03But they could have claimed him.
05:05They could have claimed him when they DFA'd him.
05:07They could have claimed him with nothing in return to the Marlins.
05:10Nobody wanted him.
05:11That's fine.
05:11I'm not worried about the other MLB teams.
05:14I'm worried about my MLB team that DFA'd Matt Mervis and now have been proven wrong
05:20because the guy is a monster dong machine.
05:24And why doesn't anybody else want to come and get this monster dong machine?
05:30That's not my problem.
05:32But if he's that of a monster dong machine, I would love a monster dong machine.
05:36Well, why do you think they're not posting his home runs on social media?
05:41They made a mistake.
05:42Girl went to lunch.
05:43They made a mistake.
05:44Well, isn't that convenient?
05:47Sylvia went to lunch.
05:49Who made a mistake?
05:51The Marlins for DFAing him?
05:53Or the social media team?
06:00Nah, it makes all the sense of the Worldhawk.
06:01That Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp social team must really have their hands full.
06:06I mean, sometimes you watch, but you don't look.
06:13And you need to see.
06:15But what?
06:18I don't even know what you just said.
06:21Do you hear me?
06:23Or do you hear me?
06:29I don't think that's the phrase either.
06:32Fool me once.
06:34Shame on you.
06:36We won't get fooled again.
06:40Everybody dies, but not everybody lives.
06:43Get busy living or get busy dying.
06:52Stop, drop, open up shop.
06:54What are we doing?
06:57I didn't get the memo.
07:00By the way, Crowder, based on...
07:02I like pretty girls, girls, girls, girls, girls.
07:05I didn't get the memo.
07:09Based on experiences, what people have told me, those close to me.
07:14Not everybody is interested in a monster dong anyways.
07:20I bet.
07:21They like settling.
07:23You better hope.
07:24You better hope.
07:25You know.
07:27That's like a normal...
07:30A little pushpin.
07:32A guy who hits normal dongs.
07:34You know?
07:34Somebody texts in, Hawk is Matlock about Matt Murdoch.
07:40Yeah, yeah.
07:47Someone just texts in.
07:47He's shadow banned.
07:48They shadow banned him.
07:50Shadow banned.
07:51He got shadow banned.
07:54If they have his rights and he's playing so well, they should just bring him back up.
08:01100%.
08:02100%.
08:03But they don't want to bring him back up, but they want to hide his success.
08:08Why do you think?
08:10I'm asking you.
08:12They want to hide his success?
08:14That's right.
08:15They don't want to be proven wrong.
08:17But they can bring him back up.
08:19Oh, we were wrong about sending him down.
08:20Let's bring him back up.
08:21And they don't want to say we were wrong.
08:23So guess what they did?
08:25Shadow banned.
08:30Solana has herpes.
08:31I don't know what's going on.
08:33You got to open your eyes.
08:40It's really not the craziest thing in the world, Hawk.
08:42I think you're on to something.
08:44Craziest thing in the world.
08:46Shadow banned.
08:48He's shadow banned by his own organization.
08:51By his own organization.
08:53Shadow banned.
08:54And they could bring him up to play in the majors if they wanted to.
08:57That's right.
08:58But they don't want to bring him up.
08:59Shadow banned.
09:03What's the benefit?
09:06Shadow banned.
09:06What's the benefit of the shadow ban?
09:12That you don't get proven wrong to your fan base.
09:15They look up to you.
09:17Oh, these guys know everything.
09:19They make the best personnel decisions.
09:21And they send them down to the...
09:23I mean, they don't even send them down.
09:24They DFA them.
09:26Nobody wants them.
09:27They throw them at the Jacksonville Jumbo Strimp.
09:32Now he's racking up dongs and game winners.
09:35What are you going to do?
09:37Shadow ban.
09:39Bring him back up.
09:43Or shadow ban him.
09:49I hate you, Texter, that gave him this phrase, shadow ban.
09:53Yeah, shadow ban is good.
09:55That is a good one.
09:56Because there's no argument to shadow ban because it's a shadow ban.
09:59Because I was going to start going with anti-Semitic, but I didn't even believe that.
10:04And then shadow ban is much better.
10:16Matt Mervis.
10:16Matt Mervis.
10:24Could make some headlines going with the ladder.
10:26Just saying.
10:29Well, if shadow ban doesn't take off, I retain the right.
10:38All right.
10:39NBA draft tonight.
10:40Marlins play tonight.
10:41No Matt Mervis in the lineup for the Marlins.
10:43We know why.
10:45I wonder why.
10:47Shadow ban.
10:48Shadow ban.
10:50I bet they're messing with the statistics.
10:54Possible.
10:55You can't.
10:59Oh, okay.
11:00And you can't rig an election either, right?
11:03You can mess with batting statistics.
11:07Either that bastard hits the ball or he doesn't.
11:09What does war really mean?
11:11And how is whip really calculated?
11:14Let's be 100% honest.
11:15Come on.
11:16Do any of us really know what that means?
11:18Wins above replacement.
11:20The hell does that mean?
11:23Batting averages are manipulated.
11:26It's all gobbledygook.
11:32Go.
11:33Go.
11:33Go.
11:33You know what?
11:41Now I see why these right wing podcasters enjoy what they're doing because this is fun
11:46as hell.
11:48You don't, you literally don't have to be grounded to reality.
11:51You could say whatever you want.
11:52And if somebody says, no, that's impossible.
11:54You just go.
11:55Is it?
11:56Is it impossible?
11:58Shadow ban.
11:59Shadow ban.
11:59Shadow ban.
11:59Shadow ban.
11:59Shadow ban.
11:59Shadow ban.
12:01Sheep.
12:04You're such a sheep, Crowder.
12:05Yeah.
12:05Bah.
12:06Bah.
12:07Oh, average.
12:08Oh, no one fixes the average.
12:09Bah.
12:10Yeah.
12:11No, you listen to the mainstream media, huh?
12:13Mainstream media.
12:13That's what you do.
12:14I want to make this clear.
12:16Batting average is manipulated.
12:21Oh, I guess you think we landed on the moon.
12:27I do.
12:29Well, guess who the astronaut was?
12:31Wasn't Neil Armstrong.
12:32It was Matt Mervis.
12:35Oh, my goodness gracious.
12:38He was shadow banned by Kennedy.
12:43He wasn't alive.
12:45Do you know who the first president was?
12:50George Washington.
12:51Ron Washington.
12:53Everyone has that wrong.
12:56His name's Ron.
12:57Ron Washington.
12:59Angels coach.
12:59Legend.
13:03Legend.
13:05Is he the angel coach?
13:08He's on, like, medical leave or something.
13:11Yeah, he is.
13:12I saw he just, yeah, he got sick.
13:15He was doing drugs for a while, right?
13:18Allegedly.
13:19Oh, okay.
13:20So was Agassi.
13:21Ah, different drugs.
13:27I think Ron was enjoying his life.
13:31Just saying.
13:33You're going to bring up Ron's.
13:34Bring up Agassi's also.
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13:48You guys still have.
13:48Somebody just pointed out.
13:49Do you know who runs the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp social media?
13:55I'm just being made aware of this.
13:56Myers Leonard.
13:57So now what do you think?
14:06There's a lot.
14:07There's a lot of what's his wife's name.
14:09Ellie.
14:10Ellie.
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14:12L-E-L-B.
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14:21That conspiracy stuff.
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14:4790 degrees.
14:49Or so they say.
14:50Hey, man.
14:56Don't go anywhere.
14:57We'll continue to.
14:58Mervis is hitting 267 with the Jumbo Shrimp.
15:04Is he?
15:07Yes.
15:08I'm looking at it.
15:09Yes.
15:10Is he batting 672?
15:11No, no, no.
15:14No, I'm looking.
15:15The numbers are right behind the period.
15:18We'll find out.
15:23He's batting 672?
15:26Yeah.
15:26Yeah.
15:27I'm looking at it.
15:27Yes.
15:28themes snorting 682?
15:30Cool.
15:31Part 2?
15:31Come to the point.
15:32All right.
15:33We'll find out.
15:33We'll find out.
15:33We'll find.
15:34Saga.
15:34We'll find out.
15:35We'll find out.
15:36We'll find out.
15:37Okay.
15:38Newpphant okomial.
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