- 7 months ago
Internet icon and certified funny person Brittany Broski brings big laughs, cool-toned lips, and a ziplock bag full of secrets to this chaotic-yet-calming episode of Hush & Brush. In a whispered walkthrough of her touch-up makeup routine, Brittany dishes on everything from her go-to MAC lip liner (Greige, if you must know) to the trials of living with eczema—and why her true holy grail is a medicated chapstick.
Between soft-spoken jokes about her unsharpened lip liner (“And that’s ultimately not my fault, that’s my makeup artist’s fault, so he’s fired”) and rants about the necessity of SPF, Brittany somehow turns a makeup touch-up into full comedic therapy. She also opens up about her love for Korean lip stains, the trauma of getting her eyebrows waxed as a 13-year-old, and her alarming discovery of an ASMR gynecology exam: “I think you need to go to prison.” This Hush & Brush episode is classic Brittany: chaotic, vulnerable, and whisper-level unhinged.
Between soft-spoken jokes about her unsharpened lip liner (“And that’s ultimately not my fault, that’s my makeup artist’s fault, so he’s fired”) and rants about the necessity of SPF, Brittany somehow turns a makeup touch-up into full comedic therapy. She also opens up about her love for Korean lip stains, the trauma of getting her eyebrows waxed as a 13-year-old, and her alarming discovery of an ASMR gynecology exam: “I think you need to go to prison.” This Hush & Brush episode is classic Brittany: chaotic, vulnerable, and whisper-level unhinged.
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00:00I'm not an instigirl. I'm really not. Hey everyone, it's Brittany Broski, and today I'm going to show you how I touch up my makeup, makeup, makeup, makeup.
00:17Okay, so today I have brought my products to you in a Ziploc bag. A Ziploc bag is multifunctional. It is watertight, maybe, and you can fit a lot in it because you can push it and it'll rip sometimes, but, you know, that's up to user, user error.
00:40Okay, so today to start, I'm going to take off my lip and reapply my lip, if y'all don't mind, okay? So here we go.
00:58Sorry, I'm just looking for my lip liner.
01:06Okay, the lip liner I have been loving lately is Greyge by MAC because I've been loving a cool tone liner, and this one works because I have warm tone hair.
01:18Now, did I sharpen it? No, I did not sharpen it, and that's ultimately not my fault. It's my makeup artist's fault, so he's fired.
01:25Now, I also have a baby wipe with me. A baby wipe, baby wipe, baby wipe.
01:32So I'm just going to go ahead and take this off.
01:36And for my lip liner girls out there, you know that sometimes it gets crusty, okay?
01:40And now I also have eczema. Y'all don't want to eczema ASMR. Nobody asked for that, but I'm going to give it to you anyway by accident.
01:48Okay, now you just wipe it off, and sometimes the problem with brown lip liner is that it looks like you've been eating something that left a chocolate ring around your mouth.
02:04There's a delicate line between Patrick Starr from that episode of SpongeBob where he ate the chocolate bar and 90s clam, okay?
02:11And I don't know if I found that balance. Goddammit, I'm going to try.
02:16The most important step for this process is actually my medicated chapstick.
02:22Yeah, go ahead, zoom in on that. Make sure that it has to have this brown ring around it. That's really important.
02:26You're going to go in with the medicated chapstick. Like so, like that.
02:33Get it in the corners where you're really crusty, crusty, crusty.
02:37Can you hear this?
02:44Don't get my grown-up nails.
02:46Now we're going to go in with Grish, and you just go in like this.
02:51Now see how it kind of crusts up? You want that. You want that.
02:56And then you just...
02:57I used to overline my lips, okay? I don't really do that anymore.
03:01I used to be a King Kylie lover.
03:05Did I buy a Kylie lip kit? Yeah.
03:07And did I save up all my money to buy it? Yeah.
03:10And was it disappointing? Yeah, kinda.
03:12And that's fine.
03:13Because it was a rite of passage in 2016, 2017,
03:17when everyone wanted to be an IG patty.
03:19Not everyone can be an IG patty, unfortunately.
03:22And I learned that the hard way.
03:24This is how you blend it.
03:25And that's pretty perfect, actually.
03:29I did some online shopping.
03:31I found this Korean beauty brand.
03:33Korean beauty brand.
03:34K-beauty.
03:35K-beauty.
03:36And I really don't know, because I don't speak Korean.
03:39I don't read... I cannot read this.
03:41It says...
03:43Dewey...
03:44Dewey full water tent.
03:47And it's by...
03:49And...
03:49And...
03:50Na...
03:51And...
03:52Norom.
03:54And Norom.
03:54Now, they marketed this as a lip tent.
03:59I don't know what the f*** it does.
04:01I don't know what the f*** it does.
04:01I don't know what the f*** it does.
04:02Okay, I don't know what the f*** it does.
04:04Oh, that's actually great.
04:11I watch ASMR to fall asleep.
04:13And I watch...
04:14I watch the really f***ing weird ones.
04:16Like people giving cranial exams.
04:19And people, like...
04:20Doing Reiki.
04:23Where they do this sh**.
04:24They, like, grab the negative energy and they throw it out.
04:28Because I think someone put an Etsy witch curse on me sometimes.
04:32So I watch Reiki.
04:33I will actually let y'all know that I found a gynecology exam on YouTube.
04:37That's ASMR.
04:38And I think someone needs to go to prison.
04:40I think you need to go to prison.
04:42Prison.
04:42Prison.
04:43Because that's f***ing weird.
04:45You are weird.
04:46I also will watch Victorian Bedside ASMR.
04:51There is someone called Dreamscape ASMR.
04:54Shout out to Dreamscape ASMR.
04:56World building.
04:58She does cyborg.
04:59Like, sci-fi futuristic bar.
05:03Where she's a bartender.
05:04She's got a cyborg.
05:05You guys don't f***ing like ASMR the way that I do.
05:08You're fake enthusiasts.
05:13Boyfriend ASMR has a really wretched place in my heart.
05:17Because I used to...
05:19I think there was a part of me, probably two years ago, that really was into it.
05:24And I think that they talk about the male loneliness epidemic.
05:28What about the Brittany Broski loneliness epidemic?
05:30And then I filled that with boyfriend ASMR.
05:33And now I look back and it makes me feel real bad.
05:35It makes me feel really bad, really bad, really bad.
05:38If you do boyfriend ASMR, you need to go to prison.
05:40Prison.
05:41Prison.
05:42And anyone who watched it also needs to go to prison.
05:45Or just intensive therapy.
05:46Okay, back to my Korean beauty.
05:50I hate this color.
05:51Never mind.
05:51I'm wiping it off.
05:53Is this my go-to lip combo?
05:55No.
05:57Why did I choose to do it today?
05:59Who knows?
06:00I am the grage.
06:01I do do that.
06:02But I'm a minimalist.
06:04Okay.
06:05I like to do a lip liner.
06:07And a medicated, medicated, medicated chapstick.
06:10That's my combo.
06:12I will say, I think this is a lip stain.
06:16I think this might be the one Billie Eilish uses.
06:18Unless she uses the NYX Cosmetics one.
06:20I don't remember.
06:21This one's pretty good.
06:23Okay, if I'm not doing grage, I will do this lip liner.
06:26Lip liner stain.
06:27And this is the kind that peels off.
06:30And you want to talk about gross ASMR when your lip skin peels off.
06:35Ribbon is dangling like a fucking Jeffery number.
06:38It's really fucking gross.
06:41The things we do for beauty.
06:42Now, I will also say, this is good.
06:45I'll put this up at CVS.
06:48CVS.gov.
06:49Okay.
06:51This is cake batter.
06:53Vanilla cake.
06:54Vanilla cake by Colourpop.
06:57Colourpop.
06:58And of course, it's nasty.
07:00Don't.
07:01It's fucking gross.
07:03It's gross because I actually use these products.
07:06But I'm not an nasty girl.
07:08I'm really not.
07:09Y'all just caught me on an off day.
07:11I just do a little bit.
07:12Mainly because I like the smell.
07:13I like how this smells.
07:15This smells like cake.
07:16Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
07:21See, it's just enough.
07:23Sometimes.
07:25For labial challenged people.
07:28And by that, I mean just with tiny lips.
07:31Like myself.
07:32You can't go crazy on the lip products.
07:34Because you look stupid.
07:36And you look crazy.
07:37And I don't.
07:38Again, I used to overline.
07:39I get it.
07:40You don't have to yell at me, okay?
07:42And now I've scaled it back.
07:44You just.
07:44You see how little I use.
07:46Because I recognize I'm a Caucasian woman.
07:48I do not need that much lip product.
07:50This will last me until I'm 72 years old.
07:53Okay.
07:55Let's move on.
07:57My beauty routines differ day by day.
08:00But you want to know something that is consistent.
08:02Inconsistent.
08:03Is SPF.
08:04I wear SPF every day.
08:06Because I do not want to look 50 when I'm 29.
08:10Okay.
08:11Genetics are working against me.
08:13So I have to protect my skin.
08:15Protect.
08:17But I will say.
08:18For my daily makeup.
08:20I do not wear makeup on the daily.
08:22And there's something very freeing about that.
08:25Freeing.
08:25Freeing.
08:26Freeing.
08:26Freeing.
08:27Usually when I do a red carpet.
08:29I have my makeup done.
08:31My glam team does my makeup and hair.
08:33But for royal court shoots.
08:35I do my own glam.
08:37And if any of you bitches say we can tell.
08:39I'm going to.
08:40I'm going to pop out of this camera.
08:41And I'm going to say something really mean to you.
08:44Just kidding.
08:44I wouldn't be mean.
08:47Now I'm going to go in.
08:48With my.
08:49Charlotte Tilbury.
08:50Charlotte Tilbury.
08:51Charlotte Tilbury.
08:53Flawless.
08:54Hairbrush.
08:54Flawless.
08:55Finish.
08:56And fair.
08:57And I'm just going to put this.
08:59Where I turn into an oily hog.
09:03Oily hog.
09:04My skin is what I like to call an oil slick.
09:08But only in certain places.
09:09Because in other places.
09:10As you saw around my labial area.
09:13It flakes off.
09:15So I would say I have combination skin.
09:18Because it's really oily right here.
09:20And then I have eczema pretty much everywhere else.
09:22I used to have cystic acne.
09:25I stopped eating dairy.
09:27And it went away.
09:28So if any of you bitches are drinking cow's milk.
09:30You need to grow up.
09:31One song I can't get ready without.
09:34That's a drink song.
09:35Say it.
09:36Usually when I'm getting ready.
09:39It depends on the mood.
09:41Okay.
09:42I would say Charlie XCX is always in that rotation.
09:45Because she makes me feel like a bad bitch.
09:47Bad bitch.
09:48Bad bitch.
09:49But sometimes.
09:51I've been really into reggae.
09:52Lately.
09:54So I'll listen to reggae.
09:56Oh I like Yeet.
09:58I listen to Yeet.
10:00Psycho CEO.
10:02Or Never Quit.
10:04Those are two great songs by Yeet.
10:07Now I'm going to do my eyebrows.
10:09The thing about me is.
10:11I have my father's eyebrows.
10:13Father.
10:14My father.
10:15My father.
10:15His eyebrows are a tuft of hair.
10:18With no shape.
10:20No rhyme or reason.
10:22And so I have to tweeze these into oblivion.
10:24To have a shape.
10:25Give them a shape.
10:27So now.
10:28I'm going to fill them in.
10:31My eyebrow routine.
10:33With much trial and tribulation.
10:36My mother took me to get my eyebrows waxed.
10:39When I was 13.
10:4113.
10:42And they f***ed them bitches up.
10:43I'm now 28.
10:46And I don't think they fully recovered.
10:52But.
10:54We power on.
10:56Today I'm using.
10:59Smashbox.
11:04Sorry to the mic guy.
11:06That probably wasn't great.
11:07I'm going to do it again.
11:12I think a glam session.
11:14With Rosalia.
11:16Would heal me.
11:17That would heal something in me.
11:19Because she has great music taste.
11:22And she's one of my favorite artists of all time.
11:24What song would sound best in ASMR?
11:28Probably Thunderstruck by ACDC.
11:31Thunderstruck by ACDC.
11:34Sometimes men.
11:35Need to be quiet.
11:37I'll let them.
11:38Continue making art.
11:39But they need to shut up.
11:40Shut up.
11:41Shut up.
11:42Turn it down.
11:43The women are speaking.
11:44It's kind of hard to.
11:47Have vocal intonation.
11:49When you're whispering.
11:50But.
11:51I'll do a sort of slam poetry reading.
11:53Of my song.
11:54The sun.
11:56Now I'm stuck wondering.
11:58How.
11:59Am I.
12:01Too good.
12:01And still not enough.
12:04I forgot the words.
12:06I wrote the f***ing song.
12:08And I just forgot the words.
12:09I'm nervous.
12:10There's a lot of lights here.
12:11But it's available on Spotify.
12:13I Spotify to stream.
12:18Three words to describe.
12:21The upcoming album.
12:24Would be.
12:25Whimsical.
12:29Ethereal.
12:31Chris Stapleton.
12:34White guy rock.
12:38Okay.
12:40No probably.
12:41Whimsical.
12:43Bluesy.
12:46Christian rock.
12:50Hellsong United.
12:53I grew up in the church.
12:55What can I say?
12:56If you want to know something.
12:57Sometimes Christian music.
12:58My feelings about the Christian church.
13:01Sometimes Mercy Me and Hellsong United.
13:03They made some f***ing bangers.
13:04Okay.
13:05My next step.
13:07Is using one of my favorite products.
13:10What does it say?
13:11Yves Elogu.
13:12Mascara.
13:13Mascara.
13:14I follow this girl on TikTok.
13:15Who I don't know where the f*** she's from.
13:17Europe.
13:18And every time she's like.
13:19Hey God.
13:19This amazing mascara.
13:21You don't have to do all that.
13:23Okay.
13:23I know.
13:23That might be your language.
13:24You speak French.
13:25You don't have to do all that.
13:26Because you're pissing me off.
13:27I'm going to be using my mascara.
13:34In the shade.
13:37Mascara.
13:40And it's waterproof.
13:42Waterproof.
13:42Waterproof.
13:44And I like to put this on my lower lashes.
13:47Because I giggle a lot.
13:49And I cry.
13:50Because I have a cancer moon.
13:52I cry all the time.
13:54If I see a cute animal anywhere.
13:56I'll start.
13:58I'll start tearing up.
14:00Okay.
14:00So I'm going to use this on my lower lash line.
14:03The lower lash line.
14:05There's so much f***ing spit in my mouth.
14:12There's no way you weirdos like this.
14:14The wonderful producers of this wonderful show.
14:17Have made me an ice water.
14:19Ice water.
14:20Ice water.
14:25I was nodding.
14:30And you know sometimes.
14:32When water TikTok was a thing.
14:34Water talk.
14:35Y'all got a lot of hate.
14:37But I was a supporter.
14:38Okay.
14:40Because I'd like to see more content like that.
14:42Sorry, that was gross
14:48Alright, back to business
14:49Here is how I do my lower mascara
14:52Mascara
14:53Mascara reveal
14:55Yeah, that's what I'm fucking talking about
15:00But you're not supposed to do that
15:05You say, Lerone, if you saw me do that
15:06No, I did not
15:07That's great
15:09Okay, then you wipe off the extra excess
15:12And now I'm going to go in on my bottom lashes
15:18Okay, I have been asked a very serious journalistic question
15:22Bang, marry, kill, lash, liner, lip
15:26Okay
15:28Kill
15:30Liner
15:32Eyeliner, I'm assuming
15:34She's like, oh, I can't fucking ask
15:40Marry
15:40Lashes
15:41I need a lash at all times
15:42And I would bang a lip liner
15:44Because
15:45That's a
15:47It's a temporary affair
15:48Right?
15:50My lip liner doesn't last for shit
15:51Because I talk so fucking much
15:52Yap it all off
15:55You know
15:56A makeup trend that
15:58Y'all had to sell me on
16:01Was the liquid blushes
16:03I come from a southern family of women
16:06Who use powder everything
16:08I'm used to grabbing my powder brush
16:11My blush brush
16:12And I'm not joking
16:13Applying it like that
16:15So it took a lot for me
16:23To start using
16:25Incorporating cream products
16:27And I use that rare beauty
16:29And it takes just a whisper
16:32A whisper of the product
16:34And you're good
16:36You're set
16:37I would say that took me a second
16:39But I'm here
16:39Ultimately, I am here
16:41I'm with you guys
16:42I stand with you guys
16:44Something about this
16:47That they don't tell you
16:49Is
16:49I probably only perfected
16:54Applying mascara
16:56Without it getting all the way up my eye
16:58Into my eyebrow
16:59About last year
17:00Okay?
17:01Because usually
17:02I just
17:02I go crazy on it
17:03And then I let it dry
17:04And then I flick it all off
17:06Okay?
17:07But that removes
17:08Every product that you've put
17:09Underneath that
17:10So I don't do that anymore
17:11I don't do that anymore
17:13One makeup
17:17Hear me out
17:17Or haunting
17:18That I stand by
17:19Is
17:19Medicated chapstick
17:21Medicated chapstick
17:24Medicated chapstick
17:31And make sure to
17:32In your haste
17:33Because your lips
17:34Are so fucking dry
17:35Rip off the plastic
17:37Because you're just
17:38I keep one of these
17:41In every bag I own
17:43In my car
17:44In my travel bag
17:46Also
17:49I've ingested
17:51So much of this
17:52Over the years
17:55I've eaten
17:56Probably a whole tube
17:57Of a medicated chapstick
17:59So
18:00It's almost like
18:01An immune system
18:03Support
18:03And when they say
18:04Medicated
18:05I don't know
18:06What that means
18:07But it makes me
18:09Feel great
18:09Chapstick
18:11You have
18:12My loyalty
18:13I am not a
18:15Carmex lover
18:15Unless Carmex
18:16Would like to pay me
18:17And I do love
18:19Carmex
18:19I put Aquaphor
18:22On new tattoos
18:23And some of you
18:24Bitches are probably
18:25Going to say
18:25Don't do that
18:26I don't care
18:27I don't care
18:28But I am impartial
18:29To chapstick
18:30You know
18:32Younger Britney
18:33Would never have
18:34Believed
18:34That I have
18:36A glam team
18:37That was something
18:38Pretty much
18:39Reserved for the
18:40Kardashians
18:40Okay
18:41I used to watch
18:43The Kardashians
18:44Get their makeup
18:44Done
18:45And think
18:45Who the fuck
18:46Needs their makeup
18:47Done
18:47And now ultimately
18:49I need my makeup
18:50Done
18:50So I feel
18:53Pretty hypocritical
18:54About that
18:54Next step
18:57What the fuck
18:59Is this
18:59This is a setting spray
19:01Next step
19:03Is the setting spray
19:04Now what's in this
19:09I don't know
19:10I don't know
19:11I remember
19:12A few years ago
19:13I was watching
19:14Some makeup artist
19:14And they looked
19:15At the ingredients
19:16In one of these
19:16And it was just
19:17Water
19:17It was just
19:19Water
19:19Whatever
19:21Now this has some
19:22Kind of nasty
19:23Residue
19:25On the inside
19:25Which makes me believe
19:26There is a staying
19:28Quality
19:28Staying quality
19:29To it
19:30Let's go for it
19:32First let's check out
19:33The spritz
19:34That's amazing
19:37I've just been informed
19:39I can spray the microphone
19:40Wasting my product
19:46Oh that's lovely
19:49This is the rare beauty
19:51Always an optimist
19:53Sometimes reading
19:54Really is
19:55The best thing you can do
19:57Four in one mist
19:59Shake well
20:00Bien agité
20:02Brune
20:04And your perfume
20:15When you're buying a perfume
20:20That sort of mist
20:22Is what you want
20:23Just a rule of thumb
20:25When it spritzes too direct
20:27Not a good
20:28What's that called?
20:29It's got a special
20:31Fancy french name
20:32Okay
20:32I'm going to go in
20:34With my
20:35Mysterious
20:36Residue oil
20:38Spray
20:39None of that
20:45Made it on my face
20:46Okay guys
20:58I only have a few
20:59Nasty throat noises
21:00For you left
21:00I want to thank you
21:02So much
21:02For watching
21:03Me touch up
21:04My makeup
21:05Touch up
21:06My makeup
21:06And I'll see you
21:08On the next one
21:09Bye
21:13These microphones
21:14Smell crazy now
21:15Sorry about that
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