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00:00I'm cute in yoga class. It's not something that I do. I'm not a f***ing cuter, okay? I don't do that. It happened one time. I farted one time. Pass the gas. One time. You f***ing pass the gas every step you take, you motherf***er. Give me my money back.
00:17Hello?
00:18Hi, may I speak to Penny, please?
00:20This is Penny.
00:21Penny, how are you? My name is Casey Ryback. I'm calling from a f***ing yoga spa.
00:25Oh, hi, how are you?
00:26I'm good. Listen, I'm assuming you know why I'm calling.
00:31Mmm, not off the top of my head, no. What's going on?
00:35Well, maybe from the top of your behind because you were in here a couple days ago during one of our hot yoga classes and you passed gas very loudly.
00:47While doing a pose, everybody heard it. It might be kind of awkward, but do you remember that?
00:52Um, yeah, I do. That was actually really embarrassing. Is that what you're calling?
01:01That is what I'm calling. I needed to talk about that. We've gotten a lot of complaints about you coming to our yoga studio and, for lack of a better word, farting nonstop when you're in yoga class. Is that true?
01:12Uh, farting nonstop? I don't think that's true at all. It happened one time. I'm sorry, what's the purpose of this call?
01:25The purpose of this call is to let you know that you are being banned from our yoga studio due to your excessive flatulence.
01:33Excuse me?
01:35I'm sorry to break the news to you like that, but then again, you break wind whenever you want, so I, uh...
01:38I, uh...
01:39I...
01:40I...
01:41Wow. Um, okay, that was completely unnecessary, and I don't deserve to be spoken to that way.
01:48You're literally telling me that I'm not allowed in class because I farted one time?
01:52You are not allowed...
01:53One time?
01:54Yep.
01:54This is borderline harassment. Like, I could call the better business bureau for this.
01:58Borderline harassment would be having to sit behind you in a yoga class, I think.
02:02I can pass gas. I'm sorry, I had a big f***ing lunch. F***ing sue me, okay? I'm sorry. Is that what you want to hear?
02:12I'm sorry doesn't take the fart back now, does it?
02:15Oh my God. This f***ing person, I cannot believe I'm f***ing watching somebody right here.
02:20Are you serious? Do not call my number back. You know what? Actually, I want to talk to your boss. Who the f***ing with your boss?
02:26I can tell that the yoga's not working very well for you, is it?
02:29Um, not with people like you.
02:31Give me the f***ing phone to your boss.
02:32Because you sound very angry.
02:35Yes, I'm f***ing angry.
02:37Okay, ma'am. You know what? How about this? I want to make us both happy here.
02:41You want to try to reason with me right now?
02:43I would like to come to some sort of a compromise.
02:47What the f*** are you talking about? There is no compromise. You just called me and f***ing attacked me.
02:52What I'm...
02:53What I'm compromising is a toot jar.
02:58What?
02:58A toot jar.
03:00A toot jar?
03:03Yes. You can keep coming to our yoga studio, but I'm going to set up a little toot jar.
03:07And every time you toot, you put a dollar in the toot jar.
03:10And that should teach you not to fart in yoga class.
03:12A toot jar.
03:13You want to give me a f***ing toot jar to put my toots in? Are you three years old, you f***ing moron?
03:21No, no, no, no. I don't think you have it right. I don't want you to toot in the jar just every time you toot in yoga class, which you're known to do. We can agree on that. You put a dollar in the jar kind of to teach you.
03:31You don't toot in yoga class. It's not something that I do. I'm not a f***ing tooter, okay? I don't do that. It happened one time. I farted one time. Pass the gas one time. You f***ing pass gas every step you take, you motherf***er.
03:45Give me my money back.
03:48Penny.
03:49What the f*** are you laughing right now? What is wrong with you?
03:53What's wrong with me is that this is actually Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the morning. I'm moving 92.5, doing a phone tap on you.
04:04Your friend Amanda wanted to set you up. She said that you were in yoga class the other day and had an embarrassing moment and wanted me to mess with you.
04:12Oh my God. You know what?
04:15I'm going to toot in all y'all's faces.
04:18Hello?
04:19Hi, is this Rick?
04:20Yeah, this is Rick.
04:21Hey, Rick. My name is Chad. I know we haven't met yet, but I've been dating your ex-wife. How are you doing?
04:30Why are you calling me?
04:32Well, I was calling to see if I could ask for her hand in marriage.
04:37Are you serious?
04:38Yeah, I am. We plan to get married in the next few months, and it would mean the world to me if I could have your blessing.
04:46This is f***ing weird, man. I mean, why would you call me to ask for my ex's hand in marriage? We didn't even talk.
04:51Well, I thought I should reach out to you out of respect, because you were the man before me, and I will soon be taking your place. Sort of a gentlemanly thing to do, I thought.
05:00All right. We don't talk, man. I haven't even seen each other in years. You don't need my permission, but if you want it, sure.
05:09All right. Thank you very much. Will you also come to our wedding?
05:12Hell no. I don't even know you. Why the hell would I show up to your wedding, all right? There's a reason that her and I are not together. I'm not. Why the hell would I come to your wedding?
05:22Well, I realize that. Your relationship with her is done. And thank you, by the way, because I'm excited to get mine started with her. But I was really hoping that you would be there to give her away at the wedding.
05:32I gave her away. You can have her. I don't need to do it again.
05:37That's a funny joke. I mean, if you gave her away at the wedding, it would mean a lot to both of us if you walked her down the aisle and gave her permission to marry me.
05:45Dude, why would I give her away? Are you crazy? Like, have her dad do it. Have her dog do it. I don't care. I don't need to be there for that, all right?
05:52Her and I have talked about it, and you played a huge role in her life, and we would love to have you at our wedding. I'm just trying to make friends here.
05:59Like, why would you even want to? Like, marry her. I don't care. We don't need to be friends at all, right? There's no reason.
06:06She's just told me so much about you, and you seem like a great guy, and I respect you so much.
06:13She thinks I'm a great guy. She didn't think I was a great guy when we were getting divorced, all right?
06:16Maybe, okay, but that's when you guys were breaking up, and that's understandable. But now, I mean, she speaks so highly of you, and she's told me so much about you, and I really want to meet you, and I think it would be just a great thing to have you at our wedding.
06:29Why? Okay, man. You sound like a nice guy, but I don't want to be involved in this, okay? There's a reason we're not married anymore. I don't want to be involved in her life.
06:38Okay, noted. So you're saying no, you won't come to our wedding?
06:40I'm saying hell no.
06:42Okay, okay. Well, if you won't go to our wedding, would you be willing to let us have the ceremony at your house?
06:49Listen, she loved your backyard, and she really wanted me to ask if we could have it there.
06:59Stop already. Just stop.
07:01You don't have to be there for the wedding, though. We'll just have it in your backyard. We'll clean up. You won't even know we were there.
07:06No, I'm not having my ex-wife have her wedding at my house. I'm not doing it. No.
07:11All right, well, just curious. What happened with you guys? Like, why didn't it work out?
07:17What business is over there? Did you not talk to her? Do you know her?
07:20She said you were no good in the bedroom, but it's got to be more than that.
07:24That's what she said?
07:26Yeah. Yeah, she said that you used to cry all the time after you guys did it, I guess, and it was really weird for her.
07:32I was crying. Okay, if I was crying, it's because I had to do it with her.
07:36Dude, I'm done. I'm hanging up.
07:37No, don't. Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't hang up.
07:39What? I'm not talking anymore about her, all right?
07:42I need to let you know this is a prank phone call first.
07:46What do you mean this is a prank call?
07:48This is actually Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning doing a phone tap on you.
07:54Holy s***.
07:56Oh, my God.
07:57Your buddy Michael set you up.
07:59Who did?
07:59Michael.
08:00Oh, man.
08:04He said you heard that your ex might be getting married again and wanted me to freak you out.
08:08Well, mission accomplished.
08:09Oh, my God.
08:10Did you actually believe that the guy that's about to marry your ex-wife was calling to ask you to his wedding?
08:15With her, who knows? She's nuts, you know?
08:18$400. Oh, isn't that great?
08:20You love your f***ing job, you f***hole.
08:22You love this. You're getting off on this.
08:24You love, you love this policy.
08:28S***.
08:28S***. I couldn't tell.
08:30I knew it as soon as I signed off on this homeowners association.
08:35Hello?
08:36Hi. Is Jocelyn T*** there?
08:39Yes, this is she.
08:40Hi there, Jocelyn.
08:41My name is Kurt B***.
08:42I'm calling from the homeowners association.
08:44I don't think we've had the pleasure of meeting yet, but how are you?
08:48Oh, I'm doing great. How are you?
08:51I'm okay.
08:52So, congratulations on moving into our little area.
08:55I know you're going to love it here.
08:57Yes, we are loving it so far.
08:59We are just loving every minute of it.
09:02How is it going so far with the unpacking?
09:04Everything going okay?
09:05Well, you know how good.
09:06You've probably seen our trucks outside.
09:08We have quite a bit of stuff moving in.
09:10Yeah, quite the eyesore.
09:12I'm hoping we'll get that moved along quickly.
09:14Oh, absolutely.
09:17Our goal is tomorrow afternoon, actually.
09:20Good, good, good.
09:21I just don't want trucks in our neighborhood.
09:23You know, we do our best to keep things nice.
09:25Well, yes, that's what attracted us to the neighborhood in the first place.
09:29We love how nice everything looks around here.
09:32Great, yeah.
09:33And I think you'll find that we're very involved here at the homeowners association.
09:36I know you've only been here for three days,
09:39and the board wanted to give you some space to get all moved in.
09:42But an issue has come up already, and that's why I'm calling.
09:46Do you mean the trucks?
09:47Well, they're very ugly.
09:49But no, I'm actually referring to your lights.
09:53Wait, what?
09:54Yes.
09:55One of our members was driving by your house last night
09:58and saw that your lights were on at 11.05 p.m.
10:03Are you talking about, like, the inside lights?
10:07Yes, I am.
10:08Yes, I am.
10:08We actually have a rule here.
10:09Lights out by 10.30 on weeknights, 11 on the weekends.
10:13Give you a little leeway there.
10:16Okay.
10:17The lights on the inside of the house have to be out by a certain time?
10:22Yes.
10:23And so you were in violation.
10:25And I'm calling to let you know that the board is going to have to fine you $500 for that offense.
10:31Okay?
10:33You can expect the...
10:34Wait, wait, wait, wait.
10:35I'm sorry.
10:35I'm sorry.
10:36You are going to fine me $500 for having my inside lights on?
10:43Yes.
10:43In my own home?
10:44Look at that.
10:45She follows along with the conversation very well.
10:47Yes, we are.
10:48I hope there's no hard feelings.
10:50But now that you've learned your lesson, you'll know better.
10:52Where did this come from?
10:53You know, you should actually consider yourself lucky.
10:55If you weren't a newbie here, the fine would have been $750.
10:58But I asked them, begged them to go easy on you.
11:02How can you get...
11:02You're welcome.
11:03How can you get off charging people that much money?
11:05Did you read your Homeowners Association handbook?
11:07I looked through it.
11:09I didn't read every page.
11:11Well, you might want to pay attention to page number 237.
11:14Because that lists our light policy.
11:16Are you f***ing kidding me right now?
11:17No.
11:18That's page 237.
11:20Great.
11:21Yes.
11:21Let me just look that up.
11:22The fine print.
11:23That's ridiculous.
11:24Well, regardless, you're going to be charged.
11:26You can expect an invoice in the mail.
11:28And what have we learned?
11:29Turn those lights off because it's nighty night.
11:32All right.
11:33You have a good day.
11:34No, you don't get to get off the phone.
11:35No, no.
11:35You are not hanging up.
11:36You are not...
11:37We're not done talking.
11:38Oh, no.
11:38I thought we were.
11:39I thought I had made my point very clear.
11:42You're going to...
11:42No, you condescending a**hole.
11:44We're not done here yet.
11:45This has made me very angry.
11:47You know what?
11:47We are not done talking about this.
11:48You are correct.
11:49We are not done here yet because I forgot to tell you about something else.
11:53What else could you possibly have to talk to me about?
11:56Are you going to fine me for having my grasp a centimeter too long or something?
12:02What?
12:02I haven't measured it yet, but I'm actually talking about your car.
12:05You'll be fined for your car if you keep it up.
12:07I forgot to warn you about that when we started.
12:10Keep what up?
12:12I'm going to be fined for my car?
12:14Yes.
12:14Are you kidding me?
12:15No, I'm not.
12:16You're not allowed to start it after 11 p.m. at night or before 6 in the morning.
12:19And we've noticed that you've been starting it before 6 o'clock, so you'll be fine.
12:23Yeah, because I work the morning shift at a hospital.
12:26I work in a hospital.
12:28You might have to tell those patients that you have a homeowners association that has
12:32a noise policy and you can't start your car that early.
12:34You can, but you're going to be charged $400 every time you do.
12:37$400?
12:38Oh, isn't that great?
12:39You love your f***ing job, you a**hole.
12:42You love this.
12:43You're getting off on this.
12:44You love, you love this policy.
12:47I could tell.
12:50I knew it.
12:51As soon as I signed off on this homeowners association, I'd have to deal with a a**hole
12:54like you and my f***ing homeowners association.
12:57I just should have known.
12:59Well, you should have known that this is a prank phone call.
13:01That's what you should have known.
13:03Excuse me?
13:04I said you should have known that this is a prank phone call.
13:06You should have known that this is actually Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the morning doing
13:09a phone tap on you.
13:11No, that is not.
13:13No way.
13:14Yes, it is.
13:14Are you kidding me right now?
13:15Your friend Tammy set you up.
13:17Oh, my God.
13:19No way.
13:20She told us you were worried about moving into an area with a homeowners association.
13:28I should have known $500 for keeping my life on.
13:31I'll let you know we're going to be charging you $500 for this phone call, too.
13:34Okay?
13:35All right.
13:36All right.
13:36All right.
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