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00:00I got whiplash from Fifty Shades.
00:12Hi Vogue, I'm Dakota Johnson.
00:14I am Pedro Pascal.
00:16I am Pedro Pascal.
00:18And this is Off The Cuff.
00:20Bitch.
00:21Bitch.
00:23What is your most used emoji?
00:25What is my most used emoji?
00:27Yeah.
00:30Or crying emoji.
00:31Some form of a crying emoji.
00:32Mostly the crying, the full tears.
00:34The full tears!
00:35The not crying laughing, it's full tears emoji.
00:37Yes.
00:38That's yours, yeah.
00:39Yes.
00:40Okay.
00:41I had no idea that you were paying such close attention.
00:42I'm gonna be nicer to you.
00:44You heard it here first.
00:45From this day forth.
00:46You have it on camera, off the cuff.
00:48Yeah.
00:49What is something that never fails to make you laugh?
00:51You.
00:52Other than me!
00:53Your face.
00:54My face.
00:55What was the last photo you took?
00:56I just took a picture with you.
00:58I just took a bunch of pictures with you.
00:59Oh, that's right.
01:00We just did a photo shoot.
01:01What is the last DM you sent?
01:03You ever send DMs?
01:04No.
01:05So what's the last text you sent?
01:07Other than the middle finger to me.
01:09It was the middle finger to Chris.
01:13Describe your ideal night out.
01:15Get with me.
01:17My ideal night out?
01:18Yeah.
01:19Is a night in.
01:21Okay.
01:22Boring.
01:23What is a secret skill you have that nobody knows about?
01:26I can balance stuff on my head.
01:28Yes.
01:29You also speak Hungarian.
01:31I speak Hungarian.
01:34I cook.
01:36I can cook.
01:37Yeah.
01:38You make a very good hummus.
01:39Or somebody else made that.
01:41Remember you were like, here, have a bite.
01:43And I finished the entire thing.
01:46Where?
01:47And I was like, do you need this at your house?
01:49Which one?
01:50The green hummus.
01:51Which house?
01:53I didn't make that hummus.
01:54If you could be in any series of reality show, what would you be in?
02:00Well, the ones that I love are so punishing.
02:02So I don't want to be on any of them.
02:04I don't know any.
02:05I don't enjoy any of the ones.
02:06You loved couples therapy.
02:07I was obsessed with couples therapy, but fuck, I would not want to be on couples therapy.
02:13Yeah.
02:14I love like old A&E shit.
02:16That was like about Southwest Airlines and people losing it at the airport and shit.
02:21But I don't want to be at the airport.
02:22What about like?
02:23It's called airline.
02:24Great British Bake Off.
02:26Yeah.
02:27Yeah.
02:28I would love that.
02:29I would like the Canadian Bake Off.
02:31Sorry, England.
02:32I'm coming around for dinner.
02:33What are you cooking?
02:34I would mash up avocado and I'd sprinkle some olive oil on it.
02:39Maybe a little chili pepper, some salt, and I'd toast you some gluten-free bread.
02:46That's considerate.
02:47And I'd get you drunk.
02:48Hey.
02:49Yeah.
02:50Okay.
02:51What's your favorite book as a kid?
02:53Goodnight Moon.
02:54Goodnight Moon?
02:55Yeah.
02:56Can I answer this one too?
02:57Yeah.
02:58Anything Judy Blum and anything Beverly Cleary.
02:59Are you there, God?
03:00It's me, Margaret.
03:01Do you love that one?
03:02About getting your period, yes.
03:03Yeah.
03:04All about getting your period.
03:05How old were you when you got your period?
03:06Your first period.
03:07Round two, personal questions.
03:09Okay.
03:10That's a good segue.
03:11Go ahead.
03:12What was your first job?
03:13Um...
03:14Hooking?
03:17Hooking.
03:18Because I'm...
03:19Gorgeous, intelligent, powerful.
03:22That's not what he normally says.
03:24It is.
03:25It's what I normally think.
03:26It's what I wake up thinking.
03:28It's what I go to bed thinking.
03:30Every day.
03:31Every day of my life.
03:32Every day of my life.
03:33I worked at an art gallery that was next door to my school, my high school.
03:38And I hated it because it was like doing more homework.
03:41Okay.
03:42What kind of kid were you in high school?
03:44I changed a lot, like Madonna.
03:46I was like a theater nerd and also like a little bit of a raver.
03:53Raver.
03:54Raver like EDM.
03:55Like a techno.
03:57It was the early 90s.
03:58Proper, proper techno.
03:59Glow sticks and shit.
04:00Like Dr. Seuss fucking hats.
04:02Very like parachute type pants.
04:05Like real thick rubber sole sneakers.
04:08Like...
04:09That sounds fabulous.
04:10Yeah.
04:11It was pretty great.
04:12What country is on your bucket list to visit?
04:14Vietnam.
04:15Are we dreaming?
04:18Are we dreaming?
04:19Do we go together?
04:21Let's go.
04:22Because I looked at this and I answered it immediately.
04:24I was like, I knew exactly what I wanted to say.
04:26It was Vietnam.
04:27And then you said Vietnam.
04:28I would love to.
04:29Okay.
04:30Wow.
04:31That's weird.
04:32What is your favorite takeaway food?
04:33My favorite takeaway food is cheeseburgers.
04:35Yeah.
04:36Yeah.
04:37What was your nickname as a kid?
04:38Yeah.
04:39Cokie.
04:40Cokie?
04:41Mm-hmm.
04:42Spelled the way the frog is spelled.
04:46Cokie.
04:47C-O-Q-U-I.
04:49Uh...
04:50Cokie.
04:51Cokie.
04:52Cock.
04:54Yeah.
04:55My nickname as a little girl was Cock.
04:58You fucking idiot.
05:00Oh my God.
05:03Get out.
05:04I'll do this with somebody else.
05:07I'm going to suffocate.
05:10Okay.
05:11Did I ask you a question?
05:12Cok!
05:16No.
05:17No.
05:18Go.
05:19Where's your favorite place in the world?
05:21In your arms.
05:25If you could only listen to one album for the rest of your life, what would it be?
05:29I would listen to OK Computer.
05:31OK Computer, I would listen to Purple Rain.
05:33Prince of the Revolution.
05:34What is one sport you could beat everyone else at?
05:37Swimming.
05:38What is your favorite board game?
05:40Scrabble.
05:41I like Clue.
05:42What is one outfit from your childhood that you wish you had the grown-up version of?
05:46I've seen a picture like emerge of me in these like red overall shorts.
05:51I feel like you could do that now.
05:53Like red unjun overall shorts.
05:54I feel like you might.
05:55You might soon do that because you've been doing some wild shit recently.
05:59I've been doing some stupid shit.
06:00Yeah.
06:01And I ain't going to stop.
06:02OK.
06:03Name a TV show that you've recently binge watched.
06:05I didn't binge it.
06:06I've been waiting every week for the studio.
06:08I think it's hilarious.
06:09Have you seen it?
06:10Yeah, it's very funny.
06:11It's really good.
06:12How do you like to relax after working on a big job?
06:15I like to go to sleep for days.
06:18For days.
06:19What has been the strangest gift you've received from a fan?
06:22Just a human head.
06:25Me too.
06:28Weird.
06:29One of those.
06:30What was your dream job as a kid?
06:31Being an actress.
06:32Yep.
06:33If you weren't a performer, what job would you want to do?
06:36I would teach and probably just...
06:38What would you teach?
06:39I wish I would...
06:40How to be a bitch?
06:41Yeah, exactly.
06:42I'd be like, how to be a bitch 101.
06:46Literature.
06:47Oh, okay.
06:48He can't read.
06:49I would teach you how to read.
06:51And then I would teach you how to be a bitch who reads.
06:53OK.
06:54What is one role that you would love to play?
06:57Hannibal Lecter.
06:58What was your first paid acting job?
07:03Crazy in Alabama when I was nine.
07:05Oh, wow.
07:06Have you ever had any accidents while filming?
07:08Yes, I have.
07:10I've gotten hurt.
07:11For real.
07:12Me too.
07:13Yeah.
07:14What'd you get hurt on?
07:15I got...
07:16I got whiplash.
07:17You got whiplash.
07:18From Fifty Shades.
07:28Oh, God.
07:29That's my favorite.
07:30That's my favorite thing.
07:31Oh, it's all meaningless after that.
07:41What's the best piece of advice you've been given about acting?
07:45Stop.
07:46Please stop.
07:47Stop acting.
07:48You do.
07:49If you could switch styles with any of the characters you've played, who would it be?
08:02I recently did a job where I had just like a lot of the row.
08:06Madam Web?
08:07Madam Web.
08:08Madam Web.
08:09Yeah.
08:10When Henry Pishan.
08:11How do you approach dressing for a red carpet?
08:15What's going on?
08:17What's going to look stupid?
08:20What shows just my kneecaps?
08:23Kneecaps have been shown like twice in my life.
08:27But that recent one with the boots and then the shorts, just this.
08:33For a celebration that is literally about cosplaying, everyone's like dressed up as Star Wars characters and stuff like that.
08:39What Star Wars character were you dressed up as?
08:41I was just having a little fun.
08:43It was cute.
08:44You hated it?
08:46I felt...
08:47You hated it.
08:48Embarrassed for me?
08:50I felt confused.
08:51You joined the rest.
08:53Who was your style icon?
08:55Me at the Star Wars celebration?
08:57100%.
08:58What is the best fashion advice you've ever received?
09:01Wear these boots.
09:04Yeah.
09:05Dressing up or dressing down?
09:07Both.
09:08What has been the most extravagant fashion purchase you've ever bought?
09:11I know.
09:12A ring.
09:13Yeah.
09:14The emerald ring.
09:15Then I found that it was on loan for our movie Materialists.
09:19Okay, this round is called Guess the Look, Bitch.
09:23Bitch.
09:24Guess this look, bitch.
09:26Let me see.
09:27Ooh, the meatball.
09:28Oh, you have to guess the designer?
09:30Yeah.
09:31Valentino?
09:32Yeah.
09:33Guess this look.
09:34Gucci.
09:35Bitch.
09:36Your fave.
09:37The Golden Globes.
09:40Bottega.
09:41Stella McCartney.
09:44Gucci.
09:45I don't know this.
09:46You?
09:47Your bathrobe?
09:48That looks like...
09:49Bed Bath & Beyond.
09:51This looks like Hyder Ackerman.
09:53I bet you you're right.
09:54I bet I am.
09:55Oh.
09:56Gucci.
09:57Was that recent?
09:58Yes.
09:59I mean, the only thing that matters is the shirt.
10:00It's Connor Ives.
10:01Protect the Dolls.
10:02Lightning round.
10:03Lightning round.
10:04Lightning round.
10:05Ka-chi!
10:06Fashion or function?
10:07Function.
10:08Beach or mountains?
10:09Ooh, both.
10:10Dinner party or rave?
10:11Today or the past?
10:12You would go to a rave.
10:13For sure.
10:14Uh, rave.
10:15Over a dinner party, yeah.
10:16Starter or dessert?
10:17Starter.
10:18City or countryside?
10:19Uh, city.
10:20Pop or hip-hop?
10:21Can't choose.
10:22Sweet or sour?
10:23Sour.
10:24Text or voice note?
10:25Love both.
10:26You text.
10:27You text.
10:28I text.
10:29I start.
10:30I start.
10:31I start.
10:32I start.
10:33I start.
10:34I start.
10:35I start.
10:36I start.
10:37I start.
10:38I start.
10:39I start.
10:40I start.
10:41I start.
10:42Iced or hot coffee?
10:43Iced.
10:44Movie or box set?
10:45Uh, movie.
10:46Big spoon or little spoon?
10:47Okay.
10:50Pizza or pasta?
10:51Oof.
10:52Pasta.
10:53Pizza or pasta?
10:55There is a tea in pasta.
10:57Are you okay?
10:59I'm having a seizure.
11:00It's the end of the day.
11:02I'm having a seizure.
11:03Yeah.
11:04Pasta.
11:05Like, oh my God, I'm putting a tea in pasta.
11:08Pizza, I guess.
11:09Pizza.
11:10Pizza.
11:11Pizza.
11:12Pizza.
11:13Pizza.
11:14Cinema or theater?
11:15I won't choose between the zoo.
11:16Oh, I would never.
11:17I could not choose.
11:18I would never.
11:19Between the two.
11:20Yes or no?
11:21Yes.
11:22Left or right?
11:24Left.
11:25Left, baby.
11:29Goodbye.
11:30The groans.
11:31Thanks for watching.
11:32Thanks for watching.
11:33Thanks for watching.
11:34Thanks for watching.
11:35Thanks for watching, Vogue.
11:36Pasta.
11:37Pasta.
11:38Ha, ha, ha.