EastEnders 9th June 2025
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00:00Seriously, take your brother's underpants off your head, now!
00:15Cat, I swear them boys are feral.
00:18Oh, you're looking at me like I'm gorgeous. Come on, come on, come on.
00:23You alright?
00:24Yeah, I'm fine, apart from Huey and Dewey in there.
00:27Hey, come on.
00:29Are you alright?
00:31You seem like you've been off all weekend.
00:33Ah, is it, the blushing bride getting a few nerves, eh?
00:37Come on, talk to your man in the moon all about it, come on.
00:40I'm trying to write my best man speech and I can't think with them kicking off.
00:44Oh, speech, I knew I forgot something.
00:46No one wants to hear you going on, do they?
00:48What, my, you know, quality wit and special rare party?
00:52Kathleen, you've got to give people what they want, alright?
00:54Boys!
00:56Listen!
00:57Just get ready for school, will ya?
00:59Listen, Tommy's speech, right?
01:01It's going to be brilliant, he's going to knock the socks off them.
01:03You see what that is, alright?
01:04That's called PWJ.
01:06Pre-wedding jitters.
01:07Right, come on.
01:08This is going to bring you a cuppa.
01:15Yeah.
01:17I've got to do some prep for tomorrow, or I'm going to have Kim on my toe.
01:22Remind me, this is Cat and Alfie's wedding, isn't it?
01:25Not Kim's.
01:27You first.
01:30Yeah.
01:31Okay.
01:34I should have told you I was going to be helping Cindy and Albert.
01:41She's the girl's mum.
01:43She was struggling.
01:45Everything with Jimmy's diagnosis, Lauren and Peter, you know,
01:49throwing her through a loop, I thought I could help.
01:52But I should have been up front with you.
01:54Yeah, you should.
01:56Doesn't excuse my behaviour, charging in there and creating a scene.
02:00Right.
02:01I'm sorry.
02:03Yeah, I'm sorry too.
02:10So, you know, told me that Junior got back from Dubai last night.
02:15Why don't you throw in lunch?
02:17You know?
02:18It'd be great to hear how Xavier's getting on and
02:21it's a good opportunity to bring the family back together again.
02:24It's a lovely idea.
02:27Mmm.
02:30I might have a little surprise up my sleeve too.
02:35And what is it?
02:36Well, it wouldn't be a surprise if I told you.
02:39Well, no.
02:42There's a film at five?
02:43Okay.
02:44Yeah.
02:45Yeah, I want to get popcorn before that.
02:46You got an exam in chair?
02:47Yeah, I can.
02:48All right.
02:49Well, good luck.
02:50Don't be late.
02:51What?
02:52Half the time she's checking up on me,
02:54the other half she's on the phone to Dad telling him how much she loves him.
02:57It's so cringe.
02:58Yeah, I know.
02:59Dad and Kim are like that as well.
03:00They're so old for it though.
03:05You're not going to say hello to your mates?
03:07No.
03:08They've been acting weird since that stuff has been in the varnish.
03:10So, no.
03:17Amy is fine.
03:18Rick is missing Lily and Charlie like that.
03:21Well, of course I'm missing you like that.
03:24I wish you were here to bring my date for that wedding tomorrow.
03:27Oh.
03:28The best drinks on me.
03:30Yeah.
03:31You know Tommy's the new landlady?
03:33Yeah, I think I've mastered the coffee machine.
03:36Would you fancy a coffee and a ketchup?
03:39Yeah, actually tell me how you got it, I know.
03:42Can't help it, can you?
03:44Make it hard for yourself.
03:46Every single time.
03:51Why are we doing this?
03:52I told you, man, the supplies messed me up.
03:54They're supposed to deliver bows instead of ribbons.
03:57No, no, no, no, Kim.
03:58Why are we doing this or not you?
04:00Look, I ain't got time for manual labour.
04:02Kat and Alfie has appointed me as their wedding planner.
04:06Definitely appointed herself.
04:09I thought the wedding was already planned.
04:12Fine of details, Harry.
04:13Yeah?
04:14Fine of details.
04:15That's my speciality.
04:16And that's the reason why I am the brains and you are the poor.
04:20One out of two eggs are bad.
04:23Hiya, lady.
04:25Hi.
04:27Uh-oh, what is this?
04:28Came open that sweatshop in the kitchen.
04:31Hey, hey, hey, hey.
04:32Let me give you a hand with that.
04:34Hi.
04:36You all right?
04:37Uh-huh.
04:38Strain was through yesterday.
04:40We're not surprising at all.
04:42Holding all that wet washing.
04:44No, no, no, no, no, no.
04:46Why you just go and have a rest now, man?
04:48And then you can have a nice soak in the bath.
04:51Hm?
04:53And, um, perhaps you could give me a little massage later?
04:57Yeah, yeah, of course.
05:00If that is what you want.
05:01Sounds like you want a promise there, Patchy.
05:08And, Kojo gave me a tour of his new flat.
05:11Hey!
05:12Kwame helped me unpacked all weekend.
05:14You mean Kwame unpacked while you were mastering you on a coffee machine?
05:18Hey, I'm trying to make the perfect cup of joe.
05:21Well, I know where to go in the future, then.
05:23You're taking your fortune in the can.
05:24Absolutely.
05:29What's that?
05:30Ob in it?
05:31I just want you to know how much I love you.
05:33And how proud I am.
05:35Of all the work you're doing with the over-40s boxing club.
05:37Should have seen the trouble she's gone to.
05:40Well, come on.
05:41The anticipation's killing us here.
05:44Oh!
05:45Right on time.
05:46Hello, darling.
05:47How was Dubai?
05:48Just been to see Mum.
05:51Everything all right?
05:53Did they know?
05:57We should take you upstairs.
05:58What's he talking about?
06:00I mean, do they really know where you were Christmas night?
06:04George?
06:06He wasn't at a boxing match. He lied.
06:09He was with my mum.
06:10What's this?
06:11It's my best man's speech.
06:12Alfie is my role model. He's so good at being a dad.
06:14Oh, wow.
06:15Why don't you just use your dad's laptop, you mother?
06:16My mum's got it.
06:17I wish Alfie was my real dad. That's just gay, mate. Come on. What is that?
06:19What was that?
06:20What was that?
06:21What was that?
06:22What was that?
06:23What was that?
06:25What was that?
06:26Oh, wow.
06:27Why don't you just use your dad's laptop, you mother?
06:28My mum's got it.
06:29I wish Alfie was my real dad. That's just gay, mate. Come on. What is that?
06:33What was that?
06:34What was that?
06:35What was that?
06:36What was that?
06:37What was that?
06:38What was that?
06:39What was that?
06:40What was that?
06:41Oh, Tommy!
06:42Tommy!
06:43You cheated on my mum, again!
06:45That's not what happened.
06:46Just tell the truth.
06:47Nothing happened between them.
06:49You knew.
06:50She has treated you like her own daughter.
06:52Are you happy now?
06:54Look, I did not cheat on you with Sabrina.
06:57No, you just went round there to ask her why I'm so messed up in the head.
07:00Yeah, because you cheated on your wife, you slept with Gina and Anna's mother, and all the lies!
07:05Lies?!
07:06You forced Mum to lie, making a promise not to tell anyone that you were there!
07:10You upset my family!
07:12Enough.
07:15Gina, darling, will you please take Kojo home?
07:19I need to speak to George.
07:22Alone.
07:25Yeah, well, just don't make the same mistake my mum did.
07:28You don't deserve her.
07:31Mum, mum.
07:33We're gonna be downstairs.
07:34Alright, alright.
07:39So, you lied to me again.
07:46Look, I'm sorry.
07:49Christmas Day I was so angry, I just thought if I went to see her, I could talk to someone who knew Junior as much as I did.
07:55Better than I did.
07:56Just find out where we went wrong.
07:58Hang on a minute.
08:00If you weren't at the boxing club, how'd you get all that blood all over your shirt?
08:04What is it?
08:06What else haven't you told me?
08:08When I was with Sabrina, she kissed me.
08:21No, it was a misunderstanding.
08:22Oh, for goodness sake.
08:23Oh, that's why my glasses.
08:24Man!
08:25It's very explicit, isn't it?
08:26Yep.
08:27Oh!
08:28Sex weren't like that in my day.
08:29You wouldn't have said anything to him about it.
08:30No, I would, but you know, with the cancer treatment, things have changed down there, you know.
08:33I gave him Stevie's what's it.
08:34Stevie's what?
08:35You know, we can't just jump into bed any more like we used to.
08:38No, we have to get things to help.
08:39We're in a tiny flat with three kids, that's bad enough and now with all this, you know, nothing's happening.
08:40What?
08:41Not at all.
08:42No, I could have lost him, but as long as he's healthy, it doesn't matter what happens in the bedroom.
08:44And he can't see anything to do.
08:45I can't see anything to him about it.
08:46No, I would, but you know, with the cancer treatment, things have changed down there, you know.
08:47I gave him Stevie's what's it.
08:48Stevie's what?
08:49You know, we can't just jump into bed anymore like we used to.
08:52You know, we have to get things to help.
08:57We're in a tiny flat with three kids, that's bad enough, and now with all this, you know, nothing's happening.
09:02What?
09:03Not at all?
09:04No.
09:05I could have lost him, but as long as he's healthy, it doesn't matter what happens in the bedroom.
09:09And if he's not up for it, that's fine.
09:11You know, because he's got to work harder and he takes a lot more effort, but what if he's making more effort for this website than he is for me?
09:18He loves the bones of you.
09:20Yeah, I've thought that and all.
09:21Look, I've got some lingerie upstairs which Fat Elvis gave me to sell.
09:26It'll look beautiful on you, he won't be able to resist.
09:28No, no.
09:29I'll go and find it upstairs.
09:30Daniel had trouble in that department as well.
09:36They can get shy about their manhood.
09:40They don't get poked and prodded about and pulled out down there like we do.
09:44They're sort of ashamed.
09:46There's no need for them to be ashamed.
09:49Right, I'll have the boys tonight and you have an evening together and you talk to him and tell him what you've told us.
09:56He loves you, Cat. Not that stuff in there.
10:10Please, let me explain.
10:13You expect me to believe she just threw herself at you?
10:17You must think I came down in the last rainfall.
10:21I just went there to talk.
10:24Sabrina misread things.
10:26Yeah, she kissed me, but I pulled away.
10:29She got angry.
10:31She slapped me, caught my nose.
10:33That's how I've got blood on my shirt.
10:35But I should have told you all this long time ago and I'm sorry.
10:39It's bad enough that you lied.
10:42But then you roped in Junior and Kojo.
10:46He was your alibi and you made him lie too.
10:49If nothing happened, why all the cloak and dagger?
10:52Why did you tell Sabrina to lie to Junior?
10:56I didn't want to cause any more trouble.
10:58Yeah, I know.
11:01I knew it'd upset you.
11:03And I didn't want Junior to know what his mum had done.
11:07It was embarrassing.
11:08I didn't want to cause any more hurt.
11:11And yet here we are.
11:16You just can't be honest with me, can you?
11:18I am being honest.
11:21I love you.
11:23But you don't trust me.
11:26Because if you trusted me, you would have come home that night and told me everything.
11:31You would have trusted that I would have believed you.
11:34You would have trusted that I would have been by your side like I have every single time.
11:40We're supposed to be a team.
11:43But every time something happens.
11:45Every time you're in pain, you run off with another woman.
11:48Hey.
11:49We are a team.
11:52It's only me and you.
11:54There is no one else.
11:55You say you love me.
12:03But I don't think you love me enough.
12:07So I'd like you to leave, please.
12:11No, we can sort of sell.
12:12No, I want you to go.
12:14Maybe.
12:15Talk to me.
12:16Get out!
12:25Get out!
12:43Can I come in?
12:45Of course.
12:46I thought, um, you could start at my shoulder.
12:52Oh.
12:53Oh.
12:54About to take off my chin.
12:55You can pull it from me, please.
12:56I don't want to get oil in the glass.
13:01Oh.
13:02Your hands are cold.
13:03With you.
13:12Is anything all right?
13:14Come on.
13:15You don't want these clumsy hands giving you a rub, dong, ma'am.
13:19I'm gonna tell you what.
13:20I'm gonna call that spa on the high street.
13:23Give you a proper massage.
13:25My treat.
13:26All right.
13:27All right.
13:37Very nice.
13:38Hey!
13:39Thank you!
13:42Are you all right, darling?
13:43I mean, you seemed a bit stressed earlier, that's all.
13:45No, no, I'm fine then.
13:46Okay.
13:47Jean said that she left the kids for the night.
13:50Yeah.
13:51Okay.
13:52Well, how about you slope off home?
13:53Got a nice hot bath.
13:54One of them smelly candles that Mo got from that fellow,
13:56and her home dogs.
13:58Personally, I think they smell like feet.
14:00Oh, I don't want that.
14:01Well, I was thinking that after your shift,
14:03we can open a bottle of wine,
14:04spend the night together before our big date.
14:09Just the two of us.
14:12Yeah, that...
14:13Yeah, I think that'll be a...
14:15Alfred Moon!
14:16Hey!
14:17There you are. I've been looking for you.
14:18Oh, really? Yeah.
14:19Well, whatever you've got in mind,
14:20you'd better make it quick,
14:21cos I'm getting hitched tomorrow.
14:22Of course you are.
14:23Now, listen, I have a wedding banner that is spinning its way.
14:25It's spinning its way across London,
14:26that requires your approval.
14:28Well, I tell you what,
14:29why don't I meet you in a bit after my shift,
14:30and then we can go over everything.
14:31Yeah, okay.
14:32That's good.
14:33Sounds good.
14:34Yeah.
14:35I'll see you later.
14:36Yeah.
14:37Hello, my love. What can I get you?
14:38Yeah, okay.
14:39I've got a reduced one if you want it.
14:41Yeah, but why would he lie?
14:42If it's all as innocent as he's making out?
14:44Come on, Mum.
14:45I told you what it was like after Cindy got attacked.
14:46No-one was thinking straight.
14:48So what are you saying?
14:49That she should just blindly believe him again?
14:51Listen, we don't know this Sabrina, okay?
14:54From what Grant's saying,
14:55it sounds like she forced herself on him.
14:57He lied to her before.
14:58He will lie to her again.
14:59Enough.
15:00We've got a wedding to prepare for.
15:03Mum, I will not sit here and listen to you two
15:06dissect my marriage.
15:08Tomorrow?
15:09We're gonna have a pub full of wedding guests,
15:11and I am not gonna let them down.
15:15What do I always say?
15:16The show must go on.
15:30Yeah, I've looked up there, but if you see him...
15:35Yeah, I'll give you a shot.
15:37I'll let you know.
15:39Have you seen Junior?
15:40Not since he had a pop at me this morning.
15:43You won't be having a pop at anyone else
15:44once I got my hands on him.
15:46Why, what's that?
15:49He, er...
15:51destroyed my marriage.
15:52What?
15:53Wait.
15:54Yeah, you know what?
15:55I'm not gonna discuss my private business with you, it will be.
15:58What's this got to do in me, George?
16:02Nothing.
16:03I'm sorry.
16:04And I've said that a few times today.
16:06Look, you are not going anywhere in this state.
16:09You don't want to do anything you might regret.
16:11Well, thank you, but if Lainey catches me with you...
16:14Walk upstairs.
16:15It's closed.
16:17You need a friend.
16:22Okay, close your eyes, yeah?
16:25Ta-da!
16:28That's all your fault.
16:32All did I do?
16:33You had one job to do, Howie.
16:34Yeah, to pick up the banner.
16:36Moe ordered it.
16:37Have a go at her.
16:38Kim, I promise you, darling, it doesn't matter.
16:40Okay?
16:41Listen, I know this is all sprung on your last minute.
16:43Er, I'm happy to help, because I imagine you've got loads to do.
16:46Look, I'm really hoping I doubt in my skills as a wedding planner.
16:49Of course not.
16:50Yeah, because I can reassure you, yeah?
16:52That I have everything in hand.
16:54Yeah.
16:55Trust me.
16:56Yeah.
16:57So, um, is it all right?
17:00Yeah, yeah, why?
17:01Well, she didn't look too happy when she left the minibar earlier.
17:04Okay.
17:05Yeah, you know, what do they call it?
17:07They call it, um, pre-wedding jitters.
17:08That's it.
17:09That's what she's called.
17:10They do look like the jitters to me, babe.
17:11Alfred, if I was you, trust me, I would be going home and giving that wife-to-be a bit
17:16of a TLC.
17:17Do you know what I mean?
17:18Happy wife, happy wife.
17:19Ah, now listen to him.
17:20He's going to be 85 soon.
17:21Yeah, he knows what you're saying.
17:22Yeah.
17:23Alfred, you sure you don't know I can't?
17:24No, I don't know.
17:25Come back in a day?
17:26No, I don't know.
17:27Oh, sorry.
17:28Moe!
17:29Moe!
17:30Harris, listen.
17:31I've got a big phone to pick with you, you know?
17:32Yeah!
17:33For me, it was a bad chick flick.
17:34Newsflash, not all films have to be about guns and car chases.
17:37No, but it didn't have to be all kissy-kissy now, you know?
17:38For real.
17:39Aw, listen.
17:40I'm sorry.
17:41I'm sorry.
17:42I'm sorry.
17:43I'm sorry.
17:44I'm sorry.
17:45I'm sorry.
17:46I'm sorry.
17:47I'm sorry.
17:48I'm sorry.
17:49I'm sorry.
17:50I'm sorry.
17:51Aw, little Nugget's upset that he hasn't kissed me with Milo.
17:56Avani, um, look, Joel don't know I'm saying this, and I am really sorry it didn't work
18:03out between you, but do you really have to freeze him out?
18:06He's new here.
18:08It's hard, making new friends.
18:11You think you could cut him some slack?
18:13It didn't work out.
18:14That's what he's told you.
18:15No, no, no, no.
18:16Hang on a second.
18:17Joel is the one that's saying horrible things about Avani and told me and Ricky
18:20that she's an easy lay.
18:21And now she's being trolled because of him.
18:23Barney?
18:24I am so sorry.
18:27I didn't know.
18:28Back off, yeah, and just leave my sister alone.
18:33Are you listening to me?
18:34Print it again?
18:35What?
18:36See you?
18:37You can roll that banner up sideways and stick it where the sun don't shine.
18:38Do you hear me?
18:39Do you hear me?
18:40So, how did the jeans softly, softly approach them?
18:41I asked him if we could have a nice, quiet night in just the two of us?
18:42Yeah.
18:43Yeah.
18:44Yeah.
18:45Yeah.
18:46Yeah.
18:47Yeah.
18:48Yeah.
18:49Yeah.
18:50Yeah.
18:51Yeah.
18:52Yeah.
18:53I just don't fit on the woman that he fell in love with all them years ago.
18:54And let's face it now.
18:55I've got more miles on the clock than fat Elvis's collapsed-out-all-transit van.
18:56Maybe he's just hmm.
18:57Maybe he's just that fancy anymore.
18:58so how did the jeans softly softly approach them i asked him if we could have a nice quiet night
19:10in just the two of us he looked terrified i just don't fit on the woman that he fell in love with
19:14all them years ago and let's face it now i've got more miles on the clock than fat elvis's
19:19clapped out old transit van maybe he just don't fancy me anymore your cat bleeding slater
19:26you're gorgeous you take after me in that department listen you're sharp as a razor and all
19:35you can get any fella in the sack you know how it works so why don't you go over and do it your way
19:41yeah
19:43and nothing else happened to you sabrina
19:50i left came back here to round for a while which is when i found you in the square
20:00i keep getting it so long i think i'm making headway and then
20:07elena come round she's hurt she's lashing out and if anyone knows about that that's me
20:16i don't know there's only so much a woman can take
20:21she loves you george she's willing to fight for your relationship
20:26and if her performance last week was anything to go by then
20:30look whatever happens you and junior have beaten the living daylights out of each other
20:36that is not the answer
20:43i went to see his mum to find out where we went wrong actually why he is like he is
20:51she told me to look in the mirror
20:54funny that i know a woman sleeps around and she's a slapper
20:58a man sleeps around and there must be some deep psychological reason
21:05i was just kidding myself i'm getting somewhere here you know building for the future moving on
21:17thing is i i never do it the right way do i just the truth is george i don't know what i'm doing i'm just
21:25i'm just i'm barely holding it together
21:28all right
21:32do you want to clap
21:39so everything's ready for tomorrow
21:41of course
21:42yes and no last minute hiccups
21:44not my watch darling
21:45oh thanks shalane it's a light
21:48oh
22:00come on
22:02sorry
22:03yeah gran
22:05i'm sorry
22:06it's all right
22:07you're just looking out for me
22:08i know that
22:10it's just
22:11sometimes it's hard to hear things when they're said out loud
22:15look i'll go mind the bar okay
22:17i hate seeing you go through this
22:22i don't know what to do
22:25everything gets back on track and then it all blows up in my face
22:29i've just been taken for a mug
22:32look i i think george loves you
22:37and i think he's a good man
22:40but you do seem to be the one who gets hurt over and over again
22:44tell me darling what would you do in my position
22:48you're the only one who can decide what's right for you
22:52you're not going to do that hiding behind this bar
22:55all right you need to go and find george get the truth out of him and then make a decision
23:00whatever happens we're here for you
23:10and mo said that cat caught him bang to rise on the laptop
23:14some pretty hardcore stuff if you know what i mean
23:17i don't think we need to know the details
23:19well my hair doesn't have to look anywhere else when he's got a live action show right here
23:24goes both ways it's important to keep the home fires burning
23:28am i right patrick
23:31yeah man
23:33i'm going home
23:34i won't come with you
23:35no patrick
23:36i'm fine on night one thing
23:37yeah
23:50hey
23:51hey
23:54healthy
23:55hiya
23:56you up
24:02cat
24:03well you look gorgeous
24:11just yeah you know i've um
24:14i've made us uh dinner
24:15oh we can heat you up later yeah
24:17i'm gonna heat you up first
24:19i know but come on isn't it supposed to be bad luck you know the night before the wedding and all that
24:23mm-hmm
24:24but we'll be on that
24:25all right
24:26come on let's take this to the bedroom
24:27hey let's um
24:28let's um
24:29come on let's we'll just
24:30we'll just slow it down a bit yeah
24:32yeah
24:34how are we supposed to get married if you can't even bear to touch me
24:40forget it
24:41no
24:42no
24:43no
24:44no cat
24:45cat please hold on
24:46cat
24:47you're watching you kiss her
24:48oh
24:49oh
24:50oh
24:51oh
24:52oh
24:53oh
24:54oh
24:55oh
24:56oh
24:57oh
24:58oh
24:59oh
25:00oh
25:01sorry
25:02don't have to apologize to me
25:03Peter wants full custody of the boys
25:04the boys and Lauren said if he does he'll never see the kids again it's like
25:13a ball in a china shop who gets that from you know he's he's just a dad
25:21trying to do right by his kids I've always been a lousy mum all my kids have grown
25:28up without me aren't they one way or the other perhaps if I'd been nicer you know
25:34and I hadn't tried to turn Peter against him maybe they'd have been stronger
25:38together you know it's my fault hey stop it you made mistakes you'll have
25:58come on come here let it out let it out