EastEnders 11th June 2025
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00:00Music
00:11Hey, hey, what?
00:12Painting over the cracks?
00:15That was a joke.
00:16Oh, Kat, come on.
00:18You've got to let Jean get used to the idea
00:20that you've now hopped into bed with Harvey, so to speak.
00:24She slapped me round the face and said I ain't a Slater anymore.
00:28No, I'll get it. That was yesterday, but today you should...
00:29It'll be different, you know.
00:31I only just said Amy's babysitting.
00:33And?
00:35Well, I don't need babysitting.
00:37And not by someone I hang around with.
00:38Are you trying to embarrass me or what?
00:40You said earlier, and I'm quoting here,
00:42I ain't babysitting while you two pretend Stag and Hendoo it up.
00:46And if I get a phone call from Amy interrupting my Hendoo,
00:49there will be trouble.
00:50You do know it's fair, you don't know.
00:52I'm not even getting married for real.
00:53Okay, Mush. A couple of things here, all right?
00:55Number one, we're not getting married. Not yet,
00:58but we will be doing for real.
01:01And when we do get married,
01:04you're going to be best men.
01:06For real? You're mad for real, isn't it?
01:08All right, yeah, for real.
01:11Hey, Kat, look.
01:12Tommy Moon's cracked the smile.
01:14You lot are nice.
01:15Yeah, you're a nice.
01:16Hey, stop using my aftershave,
01:17because it stinks on you.
01:19I think I will go and see Jean.
01:20Very well, yeah.
01:21Now, maybe you're right.
01:22But, you know, now she's had time to sleep on it,
01:24she might see my point of view.
01:28Don't ever mention Kat's name in this house again.
01:31Oh, no, come on.
01:31I don't mean that.
01:32She's dead to me.
01:33Oi, you're the one that always says
01:34that we never turn our back on our family.
01:37But because they stab you in the back.
01:38No, it's the hag.
01:39You've got to be there.
01:40Hag.
01:41Head and stag.
01:42It's a mash-up, innit?
01:44Like Hen and Dick,
01:45I'm not interested in anything
01:46that woman ever does again.
01:49Kat and Harvey are are in limos.
01:51Not eloping.
01:53So, get a frock on
01:55and let's get hammered at their expense.
01:58You're going?
01:59Of course I am.
02:02Then,
02:03what are we going to do?
02:06Ignore her
02:07and let's get our groove on, yeah?
02:09Come on.
02:10Mm.
02:16This is our karaoke night.
02:31We should be heaving.
02:33Okay.
02:34What Marie does in her own time
02:36is her business.
02:37But I'm concerned about
02:39the lack of our business.
02:42Yeah, well, Kat and Alfie
02:43have got their bag thing
02:44going on over at Harry's Byron.
02:45It's bound to affect us.
02:46Oh, that's a bit pitchy.
02:48Oh, listen,
02:49I'm going to have to get Felix.
02:50Felix!
02:51Oh, very, oh,
02:51we're going to lose
02:52all our customers.
02:56Thank you, Sripley!
02:57Ooh, I think I might
02:59wander over to the Albert later,
03:00see if Cindy's even bothered
03:01to open up.
03:02But who does she think she is
03:03thinking we'd work for free?
03:05She is delusional.
03:06Darling, she doesn't care
03:07about anyone.
03:08Yeah, well, let's see how
03:09she manages with no staff.
03:11And no customers.
03:15Oh, no.
03:16Kill me now.
03:17Thanks and pray it's all
03:19It's all
03:20Welcome to the new era
03:25of inclusivity!
03:27The new Prince of Ireland!
03:32This, this is my song!
03:35Everywhere I'm going to,
03:37everywhere I'm going to,
03:41there's a sin.
03:43Well...
03:44Look, I know what you think
03:54of me, Jean,
03:54but I'm just,
03:55I'm just doing what's best
03:57for my family.
03:58And you're too important
03:59to me to just carry on.
04:01If I was that important,
04:02you would never have
04:03gone into business with Harvey.
04:04I was tricked into it!
04:05Well, then walk away.
04:07All the wedding's tied up in it.
04:09Kathy and Harvey are paying for half of it.
04:12Well, three quarters once I've fiddled the invoices.
04:14But that's it, they're nothing more to me than that.
04:17I wouldn't spit on them if they were on fire.
04:18So please, Jean, please, can we just move on?
04:22Move on, move on.
04:24That's all Freddie and Mo keep saying to me.
04:26Do you not think that I've tried?
04:29I can't.
04:30And believe me, I want to, but I'm stuck.
04:33Something's stopping me and I hate it.
04:37Look, you saw how I was in pieces when Phil cheated on me, eh?
04:42But look at me now.
04:44You know, I'm moving on with Alfie.
04:45I haven't got an Alfie.
04:47I haven't got a man to fall back on who thinks I'm wonderful
04:50no matter how badly I treat them.
04:53Hang on a minute.
04:54No, I won't.
04:55You betrayed me.
04:58You don't love me.
05:01Love?
05:04You reported my tummy to the social.
05:07I had my boy taken off me and you stand there
05:09preaching family loyalty to me.
05:13You only went next door to live with Zach.
05:15Didn't know that when you reported me, did you?
05:18What you did was far worse than me and Alfie
05:22renting a limo with Harvey and Kathy.
05:25You tore my family to pieces, yeah?
05:28But I forgave you in time.
05:31I moved on from the hurt and the pain you caused me.
05:35So no, Jean.
05:36No.
05:37I'm sick of feeling guilty about a business deal.
05:40You neglected Harvey and pushed him into the arms of another woman.
05:47All right, Kathy?
06:00Oh, yeah.
06:01Can I just grab an ice bun, please?
06:04Louie's been demanding one.
06:06About to leave the boys with Penny.
06:08Oh, yeah, all right.
06:11So did you know Peter's looking to get full custody?
06:15Er, he did mention it, yeah.
06:18Oh.
06:19Thanks for the heads up.
06:21Oh, look, Lauren, it won't come to anything.
06:24If you could just sort things out and move forward together,
06:27I know there's still love there.
06:30No, he's just waiting for me to fall off the wagon
06:32and then he's going to swoop in.
06:33He's going to take my boys away from me.
06:36Well, they are his sons, too.
06:39Yeah.
06:40Yeah, I know.
06:41And if he's happy with seeing him just, you know,
06:43every other weekend and half the summer holidays,
06:45then fine, he's going to have to take me to court then, isn't he?
06:47But until then, he's not getting a-looking.
06:51Look, I...
06:52I hope that I can trust you, Kathy.
06:55Because you, you can see the boys whenever you want.
06:57Honestly, you can.
06:58But just, not Ian, not Cindy.
07:02Well, you know I am always going to take Pete aside.
07:05You know that.
07:07But, yes, no, you can trust me.
07:10But don't go turning your back on everyone, Lauren.
07:13You are going to need help.
07:15Yeah, well, I have.
07:16I've got my own family.
07:24Look, come on, Tonys.
07:25You can do this.
07:26You'll be great.
07:26Come on.
07:27You come and sit.
07:28Come on.
07:29You've got this.
07:36Five, six, seven, eight.
07:39It started with a kiss.
07:43Never thought it would come to this.
07:47It started with a kiss.
07:51Never thought it would come to this.
07:54How long do you have to stay?
07:59Yeah, I know.
08:00Karaoke normally brings in a bit of crowds.
08:02So, would you rather be back at mine, you know, just the two of us?
08:06Yes.
08:07But there's hardly anyone else here.
08:09And I don't want to watch that ground, all right?
08:13Well, babe, you need to decide which drag queen you want to please the most.
08:16Yes, G.
08:17Yes, G.
08:20Any thoughts?
08:22I think I'll have a brandy.
08:25And before you ask if I'm sure and what am I doing drinking on my own, don't.
08:29Just pour the brandy.
08:31I knew it.
08:32Betrayed by my own family.
08:34What?
08:34Join the club.
08:36Put the mics down.
08:38Hello?
08:38Put the mics down.
08:40Look, I've got your costume at home, yeah?
08:42Where is the support for the hen and stag organiser?
08:45I don't know.
08:46Look, look, just forget this thing and come on, man.
08:50Oi, you can't just come in here and drag away all our hunters.
08:53I'm not being funny, Shalane, but you might want to do yourself a favour and come with us, yeah?
08:58It's dead in here.
08:59Unlike the Albert, now that's where the party is.
09:02What the hell are you talking about?
09:04The Albert, you know, Cindy's launch.
09:06Now, I will admit, I did nip in for a free shot and, mate, I had to push myself through a crowd of hot, sweaty men.
09:14Well, she's got no staff.
09:15Oh, she's got a load of staff.
09:16Even Jean is serving behind the bar.
09:18We didn't see him down.
09:19Come on, let's go.
09:20Come on, quick, quick.
09:25Jean, come on.
09:27Why would I want to go and celebrate anything to do with Cat and Alfie?
09:30Well, it's their big night, innit?
09:32And they want everything to be perfect.
09:34And you being there would make their night.
09:37Come on, you two, let's go.
09:39Perfect.
09:43I suppose I could make an appearance.
09:48Oh, it's...
09:49I guess you were every time.
09:50I know, I know.
09:51It's like...
09:51Oi, you still got that limp, bro.
09:53She got you proper good, bro.
09:55She shoots.
09:56She scores.
09:57Cold karma.
09:58And it's manned out.
09:59Just a scare anyway.
10:01Watch your mouth, bro.
10:02You'll be a loser.
10:03Yeah.
10:04Total loser.
10:08Jean can go and stew, as far as I'm concerned.
10:11Oh, she'll get over it, aren't you?
10:13Are you excited?
10:14What about our fake wedding?
10:16Okay, I'll get it.
10:16I know we're doing it back to front, right?
10:18But we're going to have some top-notch promo pics,
10:21a wedding package, we'll have a few drinks,
10:23knees up before your night,
10:24you'll have a ring on your finger,
10:25and we'll be well and truly spliced.
10:27I'm used to rob them, Nick.
10:29Come here.
10:30Well, you know, Kat, I love you within my heart.
10:41I know you do.
10:43Yeah.
10:44It's a deaf-less depart for sure, yeah?
10:46Mm-hmm.
10:46Okay.
10:50I love you, Kat.
10:51I love you, darling.
10:53Come.
10:55Cindy's party looks like a riot.
10:57Why don't we dump hers and just join the game?
10:59Now, Kim's skin us for life, she will.
11:01Oh, I'm going to kill you.
11:03Now, it's about time.
11:04Yeah, okay, I apologize.
11:05Okay, we just thought you were going to get the first round in,
11:07that's all.
11:07Oh, do me a favour, as if.
11:09What is that limo doing here?
11:11Your guests wish to arrive in Starmark.
11:13Welcome to your hang.
11:16What?
11:17Well, it's the theme of your hang, babe.
11:20Yeah.
11:21A night of a thousand and me.
11:23What?
11:23All right, Alfie, get your kit off and put this leopard print on.
11:34Yeah.
11:35Put it on.
11:36Oh, Mum.
11:53Oh, do you need more mixes?
11:54No, no.
11:56I just mean to say...
11:57It's really good.
11:59I'm really pleased to go so well.
12:01I'm hearing what I said, you know, about turning everything around.
12:05You, Anna, Peter, you're my focus now.
12:08My only focus, and I swear I am never leaving you again.
12:12I swear.
12:13I want you here with me, running this place, yeah?
12:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll see.
12:22I'm just going to play our paper song.
12:27Right, I'm going to go get you to your...
12:28It's a good idea.
12:31Absolutely.
12:31You don't mind if you're enjoying yourself.
12:34Oh, Ben said I need to get out more, so.
12:37What, like a...
12:38Are you past?
12:39No, no, nothing like that.
12:41Just getting out of the flat, you know?
12:43Yeah.
12:43The dancer keeps smiling at me.
12:45Mm-hmm.
12:46I'll put a fiver in his pants.
12:47See where that gets you.
12:48What's up?
12:54Congratulations.
12:55I brought you a bottle of the good stuff, don't you?
12:56Celebrate.
12:57Thanks, Elaine.
12:58I'm, er...
12:59I'm surprised.
13:00I'm flattered.
13:02Gina, a cup of drinks over here, please?
13:04I said to George, it's important to be supportive.
13:06Oh, well, I couldn't have done it without him.
13:08I mean, the agency staff were brilliant.
13:11I mean, the dancers, it's a genius idea.
13:13Yeah, staff walked out, so I helped out.
13:15A bit?
13:17You and Gina were here helping me for hours.
13:20Oh, sorry.
13:21Did you not know?
13:23Of course I did.
13:24It was my idea.
13:30Lanny, she was on her own.
13:32She just needed some help.
13:34This is the competition she needs to fail.
13:38You say competition, do you mean a bit or you?
13:40Because all I did was move some boxes and do a bit of painting.
13:42Then why didn't you tell me?
13:43Then let me walk in here and get humiliated with egg all over me face.
13:48She's not your wife anymore, George.
13:50I am.
13:51And you need to talk to me like the partner you're supposed to be.
13:54And not keep things behind your back like some schoolboy.
13:58I knew you'd react this way.
13:59Then why did you help her?
14:01Can't you see she's trying to get in between us again?
14:04She's had the son, now she wants the father.
14:07Well, I'm not having it.
14:08I'm done.
14:09I'm sorry.
14:10I'm sorry.
14:10I'm not having it.
14:11I'm sorry.
14:12I've got a baby.
14:12I'm sorry.
14:13I'm not having it.
14:13I know you've got a better back.
14:17I'm going to shake the snake.
14:35Shake the snake?
14:36Who says that?
14:37Elvis.
14:38Leave now, Nan, and see the attraction.
14:40I wonder you walk like that.
14:41You're supposed to be dressed like Kat.
14:49I don't want to dress as a woman.
14:50Oh, yeah?
14:51Since when?
14:52I was a lot younger, and if I remember correctly, you were the one who dared me.
14:56Yeah, well, your chest was still bigger than mine in that corset.
14:59I'll be back in a minute.
15:04I haven't seen you around in a while.
15:15Wouldn't have thought you wanted to.
15:18And I see that you've made absolutely no effort to get out of the party spirit.
15:24Well, it's hard to improve on perfection.
15:27It's good to see you, Denise.
15:32Yeah, it's good to see you too.
15:39You made the right choice.
15:41Yeah, I know I did.
15:47Just saying hello.
15:49Oh, yeah.
15:50That's what people notice about you, babe.
15:52Your impeccable manners.
15:53I'll tell you now, Harry, Kat has appeared like that most mornings.
15:56Right!
15:57I heard that.
15:58And also, I've got to tell you right now, I do have a nice set of pants.
16:02Have you ever shaved them?
16:03I want to do that, of course.
16:04Well, it's better definition, Alfie.
16:05Yeah, you think they look good now?
16:06You should see them after a bit of hair removal.
16:07Oh, exactly.
16:08Ladies, five shots.
16:09One, two, three.
16:10Oh, goodness.
16:11Oh, goodness.
16:12Oh, goodness.
16:13Kira got me to shake my marks here.
16:26It was a holiday drag contest.
16:28Okay.
16:29What?
16:30It was a what?
16:31It was a last holiday.
16:32Okay.
16:33Did you win?
16:34I can see it.
16:35I can see it.
16:36I can see it.
16:37I can see it.
16:38I can see it.
16:39I can see it.
16:40Oh!
16:41What are you doing?
16:42Checking out the pins in our house.
16:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:45Go on.
16:46Go on.
16:47I can see it.
16:48I can see it.
16:49I can see it.
16:50I can see it.
16:51I can see it.
16:52I can see it.
16:53I can see it.
16:54I can see it.
16:55I can see it.
16:56I can see it.
16:57I can see it.
16:58I can see it.
16:59Oh!
17:00She was trying to set the fire alarm off.
17:02Why?
17:03No!
17:04Stop looking at me.
17:05I just want to go home.
17:06Why would you stoop solo and try to ruin our party?
17:08What are you thinking?
17:09Nothing!
17:10I wasn't thinking anything but to hurt you and you.
17:14Dancing!
17:15Celebrating!
17:16You might as well be dancing on my grave.
17:18Oh, come on.
17:19No, you don't get to speak to me.
17:22Because you've ruined everything.
17:28Everything.
17:29Jane, come here.
17:30I don't think so.
17:35Your mum's paying me until they get back.
17:37Well, the twins are asleep and there's no way you're babysitting me.
17:40Why are you hanging out with him?
17:43Because he's my mate.
17:46He's a creep.
17:49The girls around here are dead, bro.
17:52Want to pay my console?
17:53Maybe.
17:55Or, er...
17:56Maybe we could do something else?
18:01Does your...
18:02Does your dad ever let you use his credit card?
18:04Yeah.
18:05Once or twice.
18:06Only for games, though.
18:07Right.
18:08So, you know his card details then?
18:11His card's in the drawer.
18:12Right.
18:13Get it.
18:29Trust me, mate.
18:30It's gonna be worth it.
18:31Yeah!
18:32There you go!
18:33How come you're not dressed as me, then?
18:34Oh, it's too late to make an effort.
18:35But we need this manicured, well-class act.
18:37I am channeling my Margaret Street white boy, well-classed and sell-by date.
18:38Okay.
18:39Keep the change, shall I?
18:40That's right!
18:41Keep the change!
18:42Leave my worst nightmare right there, little them cats.
18:44There you go, sweetheart.
18:45Come on, get it down your neck.
18:46Oh, no, I'm not in the mood.
18:47Okay, enough, I get it.
18:48Why don't you just go, go to see Jean?
18:49What's the point?
18:50She hates me!
18:51Most people around here hate you, but you still talk to them, don't you?
18:52I just don't wanna see her hurt.
18:53I know, I get it, me neither.
18:54Right, I'll down this, I'll go round there and I'll make her talk to me, yeah?
18:55Good girl.
18:56If anyone can do it, you can.
18:57I'm proud of you.
18:58All right.
18:59Come on, go and join them.
19:00Yeah, I'll go and join them.
19:01Yeah, I'll go and join them.
19:02Yeah, I'll go and join them.
19:03Okay.
19:04Okay.
19:05Keep the change, shall I?
19:06That's right!
19:07Keep the change!
19:08Keep the change!
19:09Leave my worst nightmare right there, little them cats.
19:10There you go, sweetheart.
19:11Come on, get it down your neck.
19:12Oh, no, I'm not in the mood.
19:13Okay, enough, I get it.
19:14Why don't you just go, go to see Jean?
19:15What's the point?
19:16Right, I'll down this.
19:17I'll go round there and I'll make her talk to me, yeah?
19:19Good girl.
19:20If anyone can do it, you can.
19:21I'm proud of you.
19:22All right.
19:23Go on, go and join them.
19:24Yeah, I will do.
19:25Just me gusset's riding at the moment.
19:26Right!
19:27Make space!
19:28I'm coming in!
19:37Do you know, I really hoped you would forget about this custody thing.
19:40I'm stepping up for my boys like you told me to.
19:43Do you think I'm going to wait around for Lauren to start drinking and popping pills again?
19:49Oh, stop it, Peter.
19:50You're just being spiteful now.
19:52No, I'm not.
19:53Lauren was an amazing mum to Louis.
19:55She was, but...
19:57Jimmy's blind, Gran.
20:00We have no idea how hard it's going to be on her if she just pushes me away.
20:04I've arranged to meet a family lawyer.
20:07Oh.
20:08Gran, don't.
20:09I need your support with this, 100%, yeah?
20:12You're all right.
20:14Mum's expecting me.
20:16Oh, you're not going over there.
20:18Like you said.
20:19I've got to support your family.
20:28Okay.
20:29I should have told you.
20:31Yes.
20:32You should.
20:34Cindy is trying her best to do what's right by Peter and the girls.
20:41Of course I stepped in when I saw she was struggling on her own.
20:44Anyone would have.
20:45I'm not bothered about anyone.
20:48I'm bothered about you.
20:51Going behind my back.
20:52Again.
20:53Oh, where are you going?
21:00I'm going back to the alber.
21:03Oh.
21:04To apologise for my wife's behaviour.
21:06Okay?
21:07Okay.
21:13If I knew it was you, I wouldn't let you in.
21:16We need to sort this out, Jean.
21:18All right?
21:22I'm sorry.
21:24I haven't thought about your feelings and I should have done.
21:26And I'm sorry what I said about Stacy, you going off and leaving her.
21:30No.
21:31She said I could go.
21:33She said that she was getting better.
21:36I know.
21:38I'm sorry.
21:43And I'm sorry I tried to ruin your party.
21:47And I'm glad that you're marrying Alfie.
21:50I don't think I'll be able to attend though.
21:53Ain't you meant to wait to hear when it is before saying that?
21:56I don't know why I'm being like this.
22:03I feel so...
22:06old.
22:08Alone.
22:10A victim.
22:11To be scammed.
22:13Cheated.
22:15Lied to.
22:16I know.
22:18And I and no-one else should tell you to just get over it.
22:24I'm not getting fake married without you.
22:27That'd be silly.
22:28I'm not.
22:30I'll tell Alfie to wait till you're ready.
22:33I'm not trying to guilt trip you.
22:35I mean it.
22:36So I'll wait.
22:40Jean.
22:41You mean so much to me.
22:43More than you'll ever know.
22:46It's more than family with us.
22:53More than family.
22:59More than family.
23:03That's great mum. I'm really happy for you.
23:05For us.
23:07I'm doing this for you and the girls.
23:09I want to prove to you that I can be responsible and successful in business.
23:13You don't need to prove anything to me.
23:14Have you sort things out with Lauren yet?
23:20For what it's worth.
23:22I've learnt the hard way not to give up on love.
23:25I...
23:28I'll be downstairs yeah?
23:29I know.
23:31Right.
23:33Sorry.
23:34I didn't know you hadn't told Elaine.
23:37Don't give me that.
23:39If that dancer decides to sue me...
23:42Forget about a dancer.
23:44You should have kept your mouth shut and I've already spoken to Elaine about her behaviour.
23:47I'm really worried about Peter.
23:49I think he's blowing it with Lauren.
23:51I mean what if she decides to take the boys and move away?
23:55Then I've never seen my grandkids again.
23:59I'm sorry.
24:01I've just been really stressed about tonight.
24:03I appreciate that.
24:05And I do understand you.
24:06I never deserved you George.
24:09And neither does Elaine.
24:11I hope you know that.
24:13Stop before you say anything else.
24:16Because you don't know in my marriage.
24:18Maybe I don't deserve Elaine.
24:25Tommy's fast asleep.
24:27Three of them at that little angel's been there kipping.
24:29I've got a visitor.
24:31Jean.
24:33You alright?
24:34I couldn't leave things as they were.
24:38Good I'm glad.
24:40And I want you to get married of course I do.
24:43And of course I'll be there.
24:46Don't give up on me please.
24:48No. Come here.
24:49Oh Jean.
24:50Hey.
24:51Listen.
24:52I ain't got to say this if you don't mean it right.
24:54It is okay.
24:56No I do mean it.
24:57I do.
24:58When you went out the door I said to myself, Jean what are you doing?
25:02Pushing someone away who loves you.
25:06Listen.
25:07Because we've gone into business with Harvey and Cathy it doesn't mean they're our friends.
25:10Yeah I know.
25:11Ladders and Cat's right.
25:12We don't really even tolerate them.
25:13No.
25:14So let's not spoil it by talking about them.
25:17So um.
25:19Well I've said what I've come to say so um.
25:22Yeah it's time for my cocoa now.
25:23Okay.
25:24Can I walk you on?
25:25No no no it's okay.
25:26Right I insist.
25:27I insist.
25:28Come on.
25:29See you later.
25:30Yeah.
25:32Right I'm going to get on the website and book those doves yeah?
25:36Yes.
25:37Make sure it's the real deal okay because pigeons do not have the same impact.
25:40If yeah.
25:59Oh.