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EastEnders 3rd June 2025

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00:00Do you want a tea?
00:17Oh, er, no, no. I've got to get it back for Jimmy.
00:20All right.
00:23You all right?
00:24Mmm, I just really need to feed him.
00:26You won't tell anyone, will you, about me staying here?
00:30Because I really can't be doing with the Walford rumour meal.
00:32Hmm. Of course not.
00:35I'm sorry about everything.
00:38I know you've got a lot going on with Barney.
00:40No, it's OK.
00:44What the hell was I thinking?
00:47I mean, leaving my baby, going trying to get a drink.
00:51But you didn't, did you?
00:53No, only because Linda and Gina wouldn't serve me, no.
00:58And then there's the little thing of trying to get into bed with my ex-best mate's ex.
01:04Again.
01:06It's OK.
01:09Nothing happened, eh?
01:10You tried to press self-destruct.
01:13You didn't.
01:13What am I doing?
01:24Oh.
01:25Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:26This is your top as well.
01:28It's just because I haven't fed him.
01:29It's fine.
01:29Come here.
01:30What are you sorry for?
01:31Don't worry.
01:32Look, let's just get back to your boy, eh?
01:41I sang him that song of yours.
01:43It sent him straight off.
01:44It was me that was up and down worrying all night.
01:46Has she relapsed or has she strung out somewhere?
01:49Linda was trying to get hold of me.
01:50She might have been trying to tell me something.
01:51Look, look.
01:52Don't even, don't even go there.
01:54Maybe I went too far, Mum.
01:56Uh, Peter, she is the one that's walked out on her newborn and her kids.
02:01Don't you go beating yourself up?
02:05Look, your weakabix is getting soggy, mate.
02:07Please.
02:11I think she's just stressed about Jimmy.
02:13You are going through everything she is going through.
02:15Yeah, you're still doing the breakfast.
02:17You're still doing the school run.
02:19Look, I've been thinking, you know,
02:21your dad did mention about going private.
02:26I don't know.
02:26I don't know.
02:27We're all living with this uncertainty.
02:28We don't even know whether it's this
02:30corioretinol, coloboma.
02:32Coloboma, yeah.
02:33But if it is, you know,
02:34you might have options.
02:36Surgery, you know,
02:37things that we don't know about.
02:40Maybe it might be helpful to get a second opinion.
02:42If you're worried about money,
02:43I'm sure your dad will pay.
02:46I just, I don't know if Lauren's going to agree to all of it.
02:49Peter, she is out there.
02:51God knows where with God knows who.
02:53Do you think she really deserves a say?
02:55It's all right.
02:57Oh, this is genius.
02:59Look, to love and to cherish.
03:00And there's one here, wasn't there?
03:02Oh, yeah.
03:03Happiness for less.
03:04You're the Phoenix Conquest.
03:05Now you've finally divorced Phil Mitchell.
03:06No, I'm doing some research.
03:09Seeing how much we can hire that limo out for weddings.
03:12I'll tell you what,
03:12the money people pay
03:13because they think they're getting eternal happiness.
03:15Well, Phil Mitchell only gave you
03:17five minutes of happiness, didn't they?
03:18Shut up.
03:18No, I'm serious.
03:20You know what?
03:20We should take out a double spread.
03:22Get our new business out there.
03:23Yeah, no, Kat, I get it, sweetheart.
03:25But the only problem is, though, though,
03:26it's not our business, is it?
03:28Not yet.
03:28Yeah, but...
03:29What about half of you conquers?
03:31I'm pretty real upsetting, wouldn't it?
03:32Oh, yeah, because he's such a decent, honest bloke.
03:34Will you just stop?
03:35Just forget about him, all right?
03:37This could be the start of something really good for us.
03:39Mm-hm.
03:40All right?
03:41Bookings months in advance.
03:42A bit of security.
03:43Not waiting for payday.
03:44No, I get it.
03:45I do.
03:45It's a great idea.
03:46Exactly.
03:47So get onto the magazine and organise a shoot.
03:49A proper wedding day shoot.
03:50Like this.
03:51Oh.
03:51With more pizzazz.
03:53Pizzazz, right.
03:54I'm thinking, like, pink cravats,
03:56diamante dresses, you know, really make it pop.
03:58Pop, yeah.
03:59I'll get onto that cheeky.
04:00Mm-hm.
04:00Do you think you're a considerator?
04:02I'll make a very attractive offer.
04:04Ha-ha-ha.
04:04Ha-ha!
04:09Oh, hello, darling.
04:10I missed you, sir.
04:11I've only just got him off.
04:12Where have you been?
04:13I've been going out of my mind.
04:14Yeah, well, you really hurt me.
04:16Yeah.
04:18But I shouldn't have walked out on the boys.
04:20Well, be honest with me.
04:21Did you do something stupid?
04:23No.
04:23Did you go on a bender?
04:24No.
04:24No, no.
04:25I just stayed at a mate's.
04:27Which mate?
04:28I just needed to clear my head.
04:30I'm here now, so I can take him.
04:33No, no, no.
04:33I need him.
04:33I've got an appointment at your private hospital.
04:37Right.
04:37So you just went ahead and booked that, did you?
04:41Warren, there was a cancellation.
04:43Okay, I just want to see what they can do for him.
04:47Private hospital?
04:48I think we should just wait until we get the test results back first.
04:52Do you?
04:52Yeah.
04:53Is that just because you're worried that they're going to say it's your fault?
04:58I've got to get going.
05:00Well, I'll come with you.
05:03Fine.
05:03Give me the bag.
05:05Right.
05:09If you tell me where you were last night...
05:12I've already told you.
05:13I was with a mate.
05:13Mate, yeah.
05:14Right.
05:15You're unbelievable.
05:17Get out of the way.
05:18Well, can I at least just...
05:20Can you let me feed him?
05:22Peter!
05:23No, I'm not.
05:31Fine.
05:37Oh, I'm running.
05:39Turn around, lover boy.
05:40She ain't got nothing to say to you.
05:41You should have heard her the other week.
05:43Oh, Barney, he's so nice.
05:44He's not like the other boys.
05:45But I know your type.
05:46Tearing women down to make yourself feel big.
05:48Mum.
05:48Go back to your incel videos if we don't like you.
05:51I'm running.
05:51I'm running.
05:51Please.
05:53I'm really sorry.
05:54It's just...
05:55There's been all this stuff going on.
05:56All right, so you decided to take it out on the nearest woman.
05:59She is smart and she's beautiful.
06:01I know she is.
06:02I mean...
06:04I'm just...
06:05I'm really sorry.
06:06Can we go somewhere and talk?
06:12Look, Mum's right.
06:13Just leave me alone for a bit, yeah?
06:15Barney, please.
06:16Did no one teach you no means no?
06:18Slow down.
06:23How many of these viewers have you set up for us today?
06:26Nine.
06:26Nine?
06:27Come, Joe.
06:27I've got Momo from the garage.
06:30You said to help me.
06:31I am going to help you.
06:32I'm going to scaring sore because I'm proud of you.
06:34Hi, Co-jo.
06:35We don't have time.
06:37George?
06:38I mean, can you believe I asked for Soho sophistication for the launch
06:45and somebody heard Hemp Party in Huddersfield?
06:51Oh, thanks for yesterday.
06:54What?
06:55Oh, for your advice.
06:56At least one half of my family is still speaking to me.
06:59I thought maybe you could speak to the girls, you know,
07:01see if they can come to the launch party on Thursday.
07:03Well, I am a student in Spain and I don't think it's these genius things.
07:06You mean she still hates me?
07:09It might be nice if they showed some support.
07:11I mean, I'm doing this all for them.
07:14I just wrote that out.
07:15Well, to show them that I'm here to stay,
07:18that, you know, I'll be there for when they're ready.
07:22You do what you want for these girls out of this.
07:25This is all about you, innit?
07:27That's not true, George.
07:30Really?
07:36Put it inside.
07:38Put it inside.
07:40When Janet was born,
07:42I went to a very dark place
07:46and I thought I might have to put her up for adoption
07:49because she wasn't safe with me.
07:53Oh, I'm sorry.
07:59It's all right.
08:00It's just I...
08:01I suppose I had an image in my mind.
08:05The kind of little girl that I was going to have
08:07and the life that she was going to have.
08:09I've read an article recently about, you know,
08:14having a baby with a disability
08:17is like a book and a holiday to Italy.
08:21You learn the language,
08:23you read the guidebook,
08:26and then you step off the plane
08:27and you're in Spain.
08:29Another beautiful and interesting country,
08:32but you then have to learn a new language
08:34and buy a new guidebook.
08:37It takes time.
08:37And where did you read that?
08:44It's a TikTok video, actually.
08:49But when I look at my Janet now,
08:50and I'm a strong, caring,
08:54funny young lady she is,
08:56I just wouldn't change her for the world.
08:59But Billy and I, we had a lot to learn.
09:04I just think it would be a lot easier
09:09if me and Peter could bear to be in the same room.
09:12It's just a shock, that's all.
09:14But just don't take it out on each other.
09:17Peter will know what you're going through
09:18better than anyone.
09:19You wouldn't be the same cat's calves
09:27that left all them leaflets on me motor, wouldn't it?
09:30Got your attention, didn't it, eh?
09:32I can't believe you're selling up
09:34after all these years of service.
09:36Eh?
09:36So what's the plan?
09:37Costa del Sol, Tenerife?
09:39Static caravan in Skegness.
09:41Oh, you're going to miss it, though.
09:44I bet you weld some ladies
09:45rocking up on those old wheels of yours, eh?
09:47And there's some of you thinking
09:48it was me boyish charm.
09:50Yeah, and the rest.
09:52Listen, if you sell to me right,
09:54you can come back here
09:54and take her for a spin any time you like.
09:57You are a very persuasive woman.
10:01Now, the thing is,
10:02I do have another offer.
10:05Yeah, of course you do,
10:06because you've got
10:07a very successful operation running.
10:10And this is what's on the table.
10:19Leave up.
10:21I could buy a flying car for that.
10:24Well, this might as well be
10:25the amount of readies I've put into it.
10:28It's custom alloys.
10:30Genuine faux leather seat covers.
10:32Well, if you're not interested...
10:36No, no, no.
10:38No, I can match this, yeah.
10:41Well, that's no good to me, love.
10:43I mean, surely you can put in
10:46a little bit extra
10:46successful businesswoman like yourself.
10:50No, no, I ain't finished.
10:51I can match this, right?
10:52And it'll be cash.
10:54And quickly, yeah?
10:57Aren't we?
10:59End of the day?
11:01Today?
11:02Yeah, why not, yeah.
11:09Freddie, we have not sold
11:11a single ticket all week.
11:12I'm telling you,
11:13she's going to run this place
11:14straight into the grad.
11:15Oh, hey, girl, boss.
11:17Loving the devil horns,
11:18very goosh.
11:20I'm not paying you two
11:21to stand away in the chat, come on.
11:23I mean, it is what I do best, sir.
11:25Invoice from the party planners.
11:28What?
11:29If she thinks I'm paying that
11:32for this cheap load of tat.
11:36Well, come on.
11:37This place is going to be full on Thursday.
11:39Well.
11:40What?
11:42Ticket sales?
11:43Well, it's not exactly the cowboy car at all.
11:45So, maybe we should push things back.
11:48Well, how's that going to make me look?
11:49I don't know.
11:50Have you thought about changing the price?
11:52I'm not being funny, Cindy.
11:53Twenty quid.
11:54There's a lot of money for people around here.
11:56Exactly.
11:57I don't want a cut-price crowd
11:59nursing a four-quid beer.
12:01This place is for high-end
12:03aspirational clientele.
12:05Well, we're not going to have any crowd at all
12:07unless we do something drastic, sir.
12:14So, what do you want?
12:17I thought I'd pop over for a cuppa
12:18and celebrate that divorce of ours
12:21that's finally going through.
12:22Right.
12:23I did have one favour to ask.
12:27And there it is.
12:28How do you feel about giving me
12:30a little advance on the settlement?
12:32In cash?
12:33I wouldn't push it like the barber, do you?
12:35I've already given you a little dret.
12:37I think you'll find that was already in my name.
12:40Oh, come on.
12:41The money's going to come my way anyway.
12:43Why not push it along a bit?
12:45We said we'd keep it civil for the boys.
12:47What if I say no?
12:49I'll just be a pain in your backside
12:51until you change your mind.
12:58Right, thank you.
13:03Can I sit down here?
13:05Oh, yeah, of course, yeah.
13:08Hi-ya!
13:10Rosie!
13:10Sorry, she's karate obsessed.
13:12You all right, that's my problem.
13:14Yeah, I'm trying to get my nine-year-old
13:15into them 90s Jackie Chan films.
13:17Oh, Rosie, say sorry to the man.
13:19Sorry.
13:20Yeah.
13:22Uh, that's all right.
13:24For me.
13:25Yeah, we'll be one over.
13:28There we go.
13:29Sit down.
13:30Sit down.
13:32Kathy's got me looking at business loans.
13:35All that paperwork.
13:37I told her.
13:38I said, at least I won't have to worry about the insomnia.
13:40Hey, um, Hal, you know us two, we go way back.
13:47Yes, we do, mate.
13:49Here's to them good old days, eh?
13:50You and me doing the knowledge, 1984, eh?
13:53Look, I wanted to be straight with you.
13:57I'll tell you this, madam, man.
13:59There is another offer on the table.
14:02Oh, really?
14:05Well, that's confidential, but it's a big corporation.
14:11Yeah, you know what it's like.
14:14But I wanted to come back to you, seeing as you're a mate, and give you a chance to match them.
14:21And what are they offering?
14:22Same as you.
14:24In cash.
14:25By the end of the day.
14:27But, if you can do the same...
14:29Oh, no, no.
14:31There's no way I can get a whole lot so quick.
14:34Really?
14:36Oh.
14:37Oh.
14:39Well, I'm gutted for you, mate.
14:41I am.
14:45This is me retirement plan.
14:49There's nothing I can do.
14:52Well, top of me head, I suppose you could up your offer.
14:59Squeeze that new bird of yours for a few quid.
15:02Ah, she's already done what she can.
15:04Oh.
15:05Well, I'm sorry, mate.
15:10Well, wait, I don't...
15:11Well, I could do, I don't know, maybe an extra 200.
15:17Would that do it?
15:18Well, then I'll have to wait around weeks for you.
15:20Yeah.
15:22No, no, I'll get that.
15:25Well, thanks for considering me.
15:28It's nice to have a dream.
15:30For a bit.
15:31Oh, come on, Hove.
15:35Don't do that to me.
15:38You're breaking me heart here.
15:43Hold the phone.
15:46What?
15:48Mate...
15:49Do you reckon you could get half the cash today, plus what you owe me for the vandalism, of course, and the couple of extra hundred quid you mentioned?
16:03This other bidder, like I say, in the big time, I reckon they'd be happy with being a silent partner.
16:16Silent what?
16:16You buy half, they buy half, they take a back seat, and let you take the wheel.
16:23And then we could stop this god-awful bidding war.
16:27Hmm.
16:29Do you reckon that could work?
16:29Look, I'm not making any promises, mate.
16:33But if you can get me whatever cash you can buy today, then half this business might well be yours.
16:43Yeah, hello, mate.
16:47Yeah, I'm looking for some models for a new business.
16:50Well, when I say it's a new business, I've not actually started it yet.
16:53But it's just, you know, it's just going to be me and them, and what I was hoping...
16:57Hello?
16:58Hello?
16:58You moron.
17:00Hey, all right, what have you been sloping off to?
17:01What, Stacey's Baps?
17:02No.
17:03No?
17:03I've got a divorce settlement instead.
17:06Yeah.
17:06And a first instalment.
17:08Already?
17:08Yeah, and I reckon that old tight arse has coughed up just about enough.
17:14So, you crack that open.
17:16Yes!
17:17Drop that photo shoot out for next week, because I want Cat's Limos up and running ASA.
17:22Lovely, lovely, lovely.
17:25Yeah.
17:25See him?
17:26See him, yeah.
17:26Okay, cool.
17:27Cheeky!
17:27Hello, darling, I was about to call you.
17:29Listen, dig out your Kiss Me Quick app, because I've got all your cash here ready and waiting
17:34for you.
17:36Sorry, what you...
17:37What was that?
17:39What proposal?
17:42Hold on, we had a deal.
17:44Oh.
17:52Sorry, I wasn't...
17:52I wasn't...
17:53I was just looking at her.
17:56They think my little boy's, um, got sight issues as well.
18:01Uh, chorial retinal colobomas, that's what they keep saying.
18:05Um, I just feel like we're waiting on answers all the time.
18:09Is that what your little girl has?
18:11Oh, well, with Rosie, it's retinopathy of prematurity.
18:15But, yeah, it's a lot to get your head around.
18:18Can I, uh, um, sorry if there's a stupid question to ask, but I don't know.
18:25Can I ask, how much can she actually see?
18:29Well, we've been told it'd be like if you look down a toilet roll and you put bubble wrap
18:33over the top.
18:34Has she been blind all her life?
18:38Yeah, yeah.
18:39She was born at 30 weeks.
18:40She weighed two and a half pounds.
18:43But she did so well, didn't she?
18:44It was only when we were about to take her home that they said, um,
18:47we don't think she can see.
18:52God, that must have been, that must have been tough.
18:53I'm sorry.
18:54Oh, well, I think we're in denial.
18:55First few years, doctors kept saying there's a high success rate.
18:59Um, she had laser therapy, then injections, surgery.
19:04Managed to save some of her central vision, but that's it.
19:07But as she's got older, you know, she is so smiley and hungry for life.
19:14And we just thought, well, she's not worried about the future or missing out.
19:18She's just getting on with things.
19:20So why shouldn't we?
19:22All Rosie really needed was a loving, stable home.
19:25Mm-hm.
19:25Parents are always going to put her first.
19:27Yeah.
19:28Doesn't mean it's not hard.
19:30Constantly advocating for your kid, getting them support, but we get through it.
19:34Yeah.
19:34Well, stuff like this, it brings you closer, doesn't it?
19:39OK, you can have one, but I'm going to choose which.
19:43And being Rosie's dad, that's the easy part.
19:46Well, she's not practising her shoulder throw on you.
19:48Yeah.
19:49Rosie, look, is that ready for you now?
19:56Oh, isn't he an angel?
20:01Yeah, he's perfect, isn't he?
20:02Yeah.
20:04Oi, get it out of the way.
20:09What on earth?
20:14Who's that deal's this?
20:16The old Albert is dead.
20:19A new era begins.
20:22Dirty, my Cindy?
20:25Don't think so, darling.
20:27Looks a bit bitter.
20:29Now, you get this lot away from my pub.
20:31Fine.
20:33If you're tired of old man's pubs, when a clapped-out landlady's as tired as the deck are, come to the arbor on that.
20:40How's that for clapped-out?
20:42That is real.
20:43Silk is nylon.
20:45Oi, the show's over here.
20:46Right, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
20:49You're not a couple of schoolgirls?
20:50No.
20:51She's just about to draw a pension.
20:52Hey, enough.
20:53Oh, come on, George.
20:54Leave it out.
20:55Give me what they want.
20:56Mike, come on.
20:57I'm worried.
20:57She's not worth it.
20:59Well, thanks for the fraud, Shabin.
21:00You need to stop blocking my business.
21:02All over, Stilett.
21:03It's just a bit, Cindy.
21:05It's all right.
21:10You're all right, Stilett?
21:17Everything on this menu's swimming in grease.
21:19It's a greasy spoon.
21:21My arteries are filling up just looking at it.
21:25Look what I said.
21:27Somewhere nice for dinner.
21:28I didn't mean this.
21:30No, it's not like we can go all for this, do you?
21:31Look, this is Barney's choice.
21:34Here, remember the calf I used to take you used to in Dartford after swimming?
21:38Oh, yeah.
21:38What, the one where you let him have too much chocolate milk,
21:40but he drank loads of pool water and threw it all up?
21:43Did he?
21:48Look, all this stuff will take five years off your life.
21:51Let's go somewhere else, yeah?
21:53Oh.
22:01I thought he was after a caravan.
22:15Not as sweet at the Ritz.
22:17Well, what can I say?
22:18He's a smart bloke, this co-investor of yours.
22:21He knows a good deal when he sees one.
22:23Ben?
22:24Yeah, I've got to say, darling, I think you're doing the right thing.
22:27Oh, this could be a new chapter for us.
22:29A chapter, at this price, it should be a book.
22:33Here.
22:34Oh, come and meet your new silent partner.
22:37Now, what I can tell, she's got a bit of a mouth on it.
22:41Huh?
22:41Is this a joke?
22:48Mummy!
22:48Oh!
22:49Hello!
22:50Oh, I missed you both.
22:55How did it go with the doctors?
22:57Yeah, they've got a few more tests to do,
22:59but she agrees it's chorioretinol globulin.
23:02All right, well, at least we know for sure now.
23:05I think it's good that you booked it.
23:08I'm really sorry about last night.
23:11Whatever happens between us,
23:12I should definitely put the boys first.
23:16Yeah.
23:19I am always going to regret what I did when I was pregnant,
23:22but we've got to find a way to try and move forward,
23:25because...
23:27Jimmy needs parents that are on the same team.
23:29I'm going to tell me where you were last night, then.
23:35Oh, come on, Lauren.
23:36If we're going to be on the same team,
23:38we've got to be honest with each other, haven't we?
23:39Come on.
23:39I've already told you I was with a mate.
23:43Really?
23:44Why have I got these calls from Linda, then?
23:47Well, I could just call her if you want.
23:49No.
23:49Okay, nothing happened, but I ordered a drink, yeah?
24:04I cannot believe you.
24:06I have just been trying to keep my head above water.
24:10We've had night feeds and all the doctor's appointments,
24:12and I've been doing it on my own,
24:14because you haven't wanted to be anywhere near him.
24:17You've made me feel useless.
24:19She went out to prove me right.
24:21What?
24:22You've lied to me.
24:23I have, then.
24:24I didn't lie to you, because...
24:26Well, Linda didn't actually give me a drink.
24:27And what have you heard?
24:30That's what I thought.
24:32Where are you going?
24:34Peter!
24:34Shh!
24:45It's fraud.
24:46That's what this is.
24:47I thought it was mates.
24:48What's the big deal?
24:49Big deal?
24:50You said this investor was a smart bloke.
24:53Harvey ain't got one ounce of business knowledge
24:55and his thick head.
24:56Oh, come on.
24:57You've got killer business instincts.
25:00Harvey knows his motors inside out.
25:01It's a perfect match.
25:03No, I'm pulling out.
25:04Oh, no.
25:06You've signed on the dotted line, darling.
25:09That motor's yours.
25:11The wedding photo shoot's non-refundable.
25:14What's Jean going to say, eh?
25:15She'll think I've betrayed her.
25:17Got into business with the bloke that left her prime rib
25:19for Kathy's scrag end.
25:21OK, just...
25:22Jean will be fine.
25:24She'll understand.
25:26Eventually.
25:28Probably.
25:28But anyway, listen.
25:29You're doing it for good reasons, can't it?
25:31You're doing it for the family and the boys.
25:33OK, that's fine.
25:34I'll tell you what, once you calm down,
25:35how about I'll get the next round in
25:37and we'll all cheers our next venture, yeah?
25:40Mine's a double whiskey if you're buying.
25:43Oh, ta-da!
25:45Don't go breaking my mic.
25:47The Vicks' new karaoke night extravaganza.
25:51Since when are we doing this karaoke?
25:53Well, it might be a little impromptu.
25:57But I thought Thursday night...
25:58Elaine.
26:00Do not go taking her side after she humiliated me.
26:03Well, of course not.
26:04But I'm not in the mood for a turf war.
26:07You two made a real show of us today.
26:12George, I'm really sorry about earlier.
26:15It was just supposed to be a bit of fun, you know,
26:17to get people talking about the outfit.
26:20Well, you certainly did that.
26:22The video of the procession got a hundred views.
26:26Showing the one of Elaine's attacking me
26:27got over a thousand.
26:29Look, just to be clear,
26:30I don't want to be in competition with you.
26:33Well, good.
26:34Not that you're clear on telling
26:35exactly what we're looking for.
26:38You know, it would mean a lot to me
26:40if we came on Thursday.
26:42You're all right.
26:43I think we've had enough for this indie show.
26:55Come on, then.
27:01What are you doing?
27:01I'm leaving.
27:04We're done.
27:05What?
27:06Hey, yeah, please.
27:07What about the boys?
27:08I'm doing this for them.
27:10Jimmy's got a bright future ahead of him.
27:12He needs a stable home.
27:13Parents that put him first.
27:14Not a mum relapse him every five minutes.
27:19You're not taking them with you.
27:22You're not.
27:23I'll call Uncle Jack.
27:24I'll call the police.
27:27They're my boys.
27:28They're staying with me.
27:28They need them, Mum.
27:29Fine.
27:30They can stay here tonight,
27:32but after this,
27:34they are clearly better off of me.
27:36And I'm going to prove it.