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00:00Seriously, take your brother's underpants off your head, now!
00:13Cat, I swear, them boys are feral.
00:16Oh, you're looking at me like I'm gorgeous. Come on, come on, come on.
00:21You alright?
00:22Yeah, I'm fine, apart from Huey and Dewey in there.
00:25Hey, come on.
00:26Are you alright?
00:27You seem like you've been off all weekend.
00:30Ah, is it the blushing bride getting a few nerves, eh?
00:33Come on, talk to your man in the morning all about it. Come on.
00:36I'm trying to write my best man speech and I can't think with them kicking off.
00:40Oh, speech! I know I forgot something.
00:42No one wants to hear you going on, do they?
00:44What, my, you know, quality wit and special rare party?
00:47Kathleen, you've got to give people what they want, alright?
00:49Boys! Listen! Just get ready for school, will ya?
00:54Listen, Tommy's speech, right? It's going to be brilliant, he's going to knock the socks off them.
00:57You see what that is, alright? That's called PWJ.
01:00Pre-wedding jitters. Right, come on.
01:07Just going to bring you a cuppa.
01:10Yeah.
01:11I've got to do some prep for tomorrow, or I'm going to have Kim on my toe.
01:15Remind me, this is Cat and Alfie's wedding, isn't it? Not Kim's.
01:20You first.
01:23Yeah.
01:26Okay.
01:28I should have told you I was going to be helping Cindy and Albert.
01:32She's the girl's mum. She was struggling.
01:35Everything with Jimmy's diagnosis, Lauren and Peter, you know,
01:39throwing her through a loop if I could help.
01:41But I should have been up front with you.
01:44Yeah, you should.
01:46Doesn't excuse my behaviour, charging in there and creating a scene.
01:50I'm sorry.
01:52Yeah, I'm sorry too.
01:58So, you know, told me that Junior got back from Dubai last night.
02:01Why don't we throw in lunch? You know?
02:06It would be great to hear how Xavier's getting on and
02:09it's a good opportunity to bring the family back together again.
02:12That's a lovely idea.
02:14Mmm.
02:16I might have a little surprise up my sleeve too.
02:20And what is it?
02:22Well, it wouldn't be a surprise if I told you.
02:24Well, no.
02:26There's a film at five. Okay.
02:28Yeah. Yeah, I want to get fucked up before that.
02:30Yeah.
02:31You got an exam, ain't you?
02:32Yeah, half an.
02:33All right.
02:34Well, good luck. Don't be late.
02:35Me?
02:37Half the time she's checking up on me.
02:38The other half she's on the phone to Dad telling him how much she loves him.
02:41It's so cringe.
02:42Yeah, I know. Dad and Kim are like that as well.
02:44They're so old for it now.
02:48You're not going to say hello to your mates?
02:50No.
02:51They've been acting weird since that stuff hasn't been in the varnish, so no.
02:59Amy is fine.
03:00Ricky's missing Lily and Charlie like that.
03:03Well, of course I'm missing you like that.
03:05I wish you were here to bring my date for that wedding tomorrow.
03:09Oh.
03:10First drink's on me.
03:12Yeah.
03:13You're the Tommy's new landlady?
03:15Yeah, I think I've mastered the coffee machine.
03:17Would you fancy a coffee and a ketchup?
03:20Yeah, she told me how you got it, I know.
03:23Can't help it, can you?
03:24Make it hard for yourself.
03:26Every single time.
03:30Why are we doing this?
03:32I told you, man, the supplies messed me up.
03:33They're supposed to deliver bows instead of ribbons.
03:36No, no, no, no, Kim.
03:37Why are we doing this or not you?
03:39Look, I ain't got time for manual labour.
03:41Kat and Alfie has appointed me as their wedding planner.
03:44Definitely appointed herself.
03:47I thought the wedding was already planned.
03:50Fine of details, Harry.
03:51Yeah?
03:52Fine of details.
03:53That's my speciality.
03:54And that's the reason why I am the braids and you are the braids.
03:57One out of two weeks of bed.
03:59Hiya, lindy.
04:01Hi.
04:03Uh-oh, what is this?
04:04Came open that sweatshop in the kitchen.
04:06Hey, hey, hey, hey.
04:07Let me give you a hand with that.
04:09Hi.
04:11You all right?
04:12Uh-huh.
04:13Strain my stroller yesterday.
04:15We're not surprising at all.
04:17Holding all that wet washing.
04:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
04:20Why you just go and have a rest now, man?
04:22And then you could have a nice soak in the bath.
04:27And perhaps you could give me a little massage later?
04:30Yeah, yeah, of course.
04:33If that is what you want.
04:35Sounds like you want a promise there, Patchy.
04:40And Kojo gave me a tour of his new flat.
04:43Hey!
04:44Kwame helped me unpacked all weekend.
04:46You mean Kwame unpacked while you were mastering you on a coffee machine?
04:49Hey, I'm trying to make the perfect cup of joe.
04:52Well, I know where to go in the future, then.
04:54You're saving me a fortune in the camp.
04:55Absolutely.
04:59What's that?
05:00Open it.
05:01I just want you to know how much I love you.
05:02I love you.
05:03And how proud I am.
05:05Of all the work you're doing with the over-40s boxing club.
05:07She's seen the trouble she's gone to.
05:09Well, come on.
05:10The anticipation's killing us here.
05:13Oh!
05:14Right on time.
05:15Hello, darling.
05:16How was Dubai?
05:17Just been to see Mum.
05:19Everything all right?
05:21Did I know?
05:25We should take you upstairs.
05:26What's he talking about?
05:27I mean, do they really know where you were Christmas night?
05:30George?
05:32He wasn't at a boxing match.
05:33He lied.
05:35He was with my mum.
05:45Now, what's this?
05:47It's my best man speech.
05:49Alfie is my role model.
05:50He's so good at being a dad.
05:51Oh, wow.
05:52Why don't you just use your dad's laptop, you mother?
05:54My mum's got it.
05:55I wish Alfie was my real dad.
05:57That's just gay, mate.
05:58Come on.
05:59What is that?
06:03What was junkie, Mum?
06:05Oh, Tommy!
06:06Tommy!
06:07You cheated on my mum again!
06:09That's not what happened.
06:10Just tell the truth.
06:11Nothing happened between them.
06:12You knew.
06:13No!
06:14She has treated you like her own daughter!
06:16Are you happy now?
06:18Look, I did not cheat on you with Sabrina.
06:20No, you just went round there to ask her why I'm so messed up in the head.
06:22Yeah.
06:23Because you cheated on your wife, you slept with Gina and Anna's mother, and all the lies!
06:26Lies?!
06:28You forced Mum to lie!
06:29Making a promise not to tell anyone that you were there!
06:32You upset my family!
06:33Enough.
06:35Gina, darling, will you please take Kojo home?
06:39Yeah.
06:40I need to speak to George.
06:42Alone.
06:45Yeah, we just don't make the same mistake my mum did.
06:49You don't deserve her!
06:50Mum, Mum!
06:52Go be downstairs, mate.
06:53Alright.
06:57So...
06:59You...
07:00lied to me...
07:01again.
07:03Look, I'm sorry.
07:04I...
07:06Christmas Day I was so angry.
07:07I just thought if I went to see her...
07:10I could talk to someone who knew Junior as much as I did.
07:12Better than I do.
07:13Just find out where we went wrong.
07:14Hang on a minute.
07:16If you weren't at the boxing club, how'd you get all that blood all over your shirt?
07:20What is it?
07:22What else haven't you told me?
07:26When I was with Sabrina...
07:28Okay.
07:31She kissed me?
07:35No.
07:36It was a misunderstanding.
07:40Oh, for goodness sake!
07:42Oh!
07:43That's why my glasses.
07:44Man!
07:46It's very explicit, isn't it?
07:47Yep.
07:49Ooh!
07:50Eggs weren't like that in my day.
07:52You wouldn't have said anything to him about it.
07:53No, I would.
07:54But, you know, with the cancer treatment, things have changed.
07:57Down there, you know.
07:58I gave him Stevie's what's it.
08:00Stevie's what?
08:01You know, we can't just jump into bed anymore, like we used to.
08:04You know, we have to...
08:06get things to help.
08:08We're in a tiny flat with three kids, that's bad enough.
08:10And now with all this, you know, nothing's happening.
08:13What?
08:14Not at all?
08:15No.
08:16I could have lost him.
08:17But as long as he's healthy, it doesn't matter what happens in the bedroom.
08:18And if he's not up for it, that's fine.
08:21You know, because he's got to work harder and he takes a lot more effort.
08:23But what if he's making more effort for this website than he is for me?
08:27He loves the bones of you.
08:29Yeah, I've thought that and all.
08:31Look, I've got some lingerie upstairs which Fat Elvis gave me to sell.
08:35It'll look beautiful on you, he won't be able to resist.
08:37No, no.
08:38I'll go and find it upstairs.
08:42Daniel had trouble in that department as well.
08:44They don't get shy about their manhood.
08:48They don't get poked and prodded about and pulled out down there like we do.
08:52They're sort of ashamed.
08:54There's no need for them to be ashamed.
08:56Right, I'll have the boys tonight.
08:58And you have an evening together and you talk to him and tell him what you've told us.
09:03He loves you, Cat. Not that stuff in there.
09:15Please, let me explain.
09:18You expect me to believe she just threw herself at you?
09:23You must think I came down in the last rainfall.
09:26I just went there to talk.
09:28Sabrina misread things.
09:30There she kissed me, but I pulled away.
09:33She got angry.
09:35She slapped me, caught my nose, that's how I've got blood on my shoulder.
09:39But I should have told you all this a long time ago and I'm sorry.
09:41What?
09:43It's bad enough that you lied.
09:45But then you roped in Junior.
09:47And Kojo.
09:48He was your alibi and you made him lie too.
09:51If nothing happened, why all the cloak and dagger?
09:54Why did you tell Sabrina to lie to Junior?
09:57I didn't want to cause any more trouble.
09:59Yeah, I know.
10:01I knew it'd upset you.
10:04And I didn't want Junior to know what his mum had done.
10:07It was embarrassing.
10:08I didn't want to cause any more hurt.
10:11And yet here we are.
10:15You just can't be honest with me, can you?
10:17I am being honest.
10:20I love you.
10:22But you don't trust me.
10:25Cos if you trusted me, you would have come home that night and told me everything.
10:28You would have trusted that I would have believed you.
10:31You would have trusted that I would have been by your side like I have every single time.
10:37We're supposed to be a team.
10:38But every time something happens, every time you're in pain, you run off with another woman.
10:44Hey.
10:45We are a team.
10:47It's only me and you.
10:49There is no one else.
10:52You say you love me.
10:53But I don't think you love me enough.
10:59So I'd like you to leave, please.
11:03No, we can sort this out.
11:05No, I want you to go.
11:07Maybe. Talk to me.
11:09Get out!
11:10Get out!
11:34Can I come in?
11:35Of course.
11:36I thought, um, you could start at my shoulder.
11:42Oh.
11:43Oh.
11:44Got to take off my chin.
11:45You can pull it from me, please.
11:46I don't want to get oil in the glass.
11:50Oh.
11:51Your hands are cold.
12:00Anything all right?
12:02Come on.
12:03You don't want these clumsy hands giving you a rub, dong, ma'am.
12:07I'm going to tell you what.
12:08I'm going to call that spa on there, on the high street.
12:10Give you a proper massage.
12:12My treat.
12:13All right.
12:15It's all over now.
12:22Very nice.
12:24Hey, thank you.
12:27Are you all right, darling?
12:28You just seemed a bit stressed earlier, that's all.
12:30No, no, I'm fine then.
12:32Jane said that she left the kids for the night.
12:34Yeah.
12:35Okay.
12:36Well, how about that?
12:37You slope a foam on a nice hot bath.
12:38Like one of them smelly candles that Mo got from that fellow on her own dogs.
12:42Personally, I think they smell like feet.
12:43Well, I don't know.
12:44Well, I was thinking that after your shift, we can open a bottle of wine.
12:47Spend the night together before our big date.
12:52Just the two of us.
12:54Yeah.
12:55Yeah, I think that'll be, um, maybe...
12:57Alfred Moon!
12:58Hey!
12:59There you are.
13:00I've been looking for you.
13:01Oh, really?
13:02I'm going to make it quick because I'm getting hitched off.
13:03Of course you are.
13:04Now listen, I have a wedding banner that is spinning its way across London that requires your approval.
13:09I tell you what, why don't I meet you in a vic after my shift and then we can go over everything?
13:12Yeah, okay.
13:13Lovely.
13:14That's good.
13:15Yeah.
13:16I'll see you later.
13:17Yeah.
13:18Hello, my love.
13:19What can I get you?
13:20Yeah, okay.
13:21I've got a reduced one if you want it.
13:22Yeah, but why would he lie?
13:23If it's all as innocent as he's making out.
13:24Come on, Mum.
13:25I told you what it was like after Cindy got attacked.
13:26No one was thinking straight.
13:27So what are you saying?
13:28That she should just blindly believe him again?
13:31Listen, we don't know this Sabrina, okay?
13:33From what Gran's saying, it sounds like she forced herself on him.
13:36He lied to her before.
13:37He will lie to her again.
13:38Enough.
13:39We've got a wedding to prepare for.
13:42Mum, I will not sit here and listen to you two dissect my marriage.
13:46Tomorrow, we're going to have a pub full of wedding guests.
13:49And I am not going to let them down.
13:52What do I always say?
13:53The show must go on.
14:09Yeah, I've looked up there.
14:10But if you see him...
14:11Yeah, I'll give you a shot.
14:13Have you seen Junior?
14:14Not since he had a pub at me this morning.
14:17He won't be having a pub at anyone else once I've got my hands on him.
14:20Why, what's happening?
14:22He, er...
14:24He destroyed my marriage.
14:26What?
14:27Wait.
14:28You know what?
14:29I'm not going to discuss my private business with you, it won't be.
14:31What's this got to get me, George?
14:34Nothing.
14:35I'm sorry.
14:36And I've said that a few times today.
14:38Look, you are not going anywhere in this state.
14:41You don't want to do anything you might regret.
14:42Well, thank you, but if Lainey catches me with you...
14:45Walk upstairs.
14:47It's closed.
14:48You need a friend.
14:53Okay, close your eyes, yeah?
14:55Ta-da!
15:01That's all you're for?
15:02What did I do?
15:03You had one job to do, Howie.
15:04Yeah, to pick up the banner.
15:05Mo ordered it.
15:06Have a go at her.
15:07Kim, I promise you, darling, it doesn't matter.
15:09Okay?
15:10Listen.
15:11I know this is all sprung on you last minute.
15:13Er, I'm happy to help, because I imagine you've got loads to do.
15:15Look, I really hope you're not down in my skills as a wedding planner.
15:18Yeah, of course not.
15:19Yeah, because I can reassure you, yeah?
15:21That I have everything in hand.
15:22Yeah.
15:23Trust me.
15:24Yeah.
15:25So, erm...
15:26Is Cat all right?
15:27Yeah, yeah, all right.
15:29Well, she didn't look too happy when she left the mini bar earlier.
15:32Okay.
15:33Yeah, you know, it's...
15:34What do they call it?
15:35They call it, erm...
15:36Pre-wedding jitters.
15:37That's it.
15:38That's what she's called.
15:39They do look like the jitters to me, babe.
15:41Alfred, if I was you, trust me, I would be going home and giving that wife-to-be a bit
15:45of a TLC.
15:46Do you know what I mean?
15:47Happy wife.
15:48Happy wife.
15:49Oh, now listen to him.
15:50He's going to be 85 soon.
15:51Yeah, he knows what you're saying.
15:52Yeah.
15:53Alfred, you sure you don't know I can't?
15:55No, I don't know.
15:56I'm back in a day.
15:57No, I don't know.
15:58You sure?
15:59Oh, sorry.
16:00Moe!
16:01Moe!
16:02Harris, listen.
16:03I've got a big bowl to pick with you, you know?
16:04Yeah!
16:05To that!
16:06For me, it was a bad chick flick.
16:08Newsflash.
16:09Not all films have to be about guns and car chases.
16:12No, but it didn't have to be all kissy-kissy now, you know?
16:14Aw, Little Nugget's just upset that he hasn't kissed you with me, no!
16:19Ivani, um, look, Joel don't know I'm saying this, and I am really sorry it didn't work
16:24out between you, but do you really have to freeze him out?
16:28He's new here.
16:29It's hard, making new friends.
16:32You think you could cut him some slack?
16:34Didn't work out.
16:35That's what he's told you.
16:36No, no, no.
16:37Hang on a second.
16:38Joel is the one that's saying horrible things about Ivani and told me and Ricky that she's
16:41an easy lay.
16:42And now she's being trolled because of him.
16:45Ivani?
16:50I am so sorry.
16:54I didn't know.
16:56Back off, yeah, and just leave my sister alone.
17:03Are you listening to me?
17:05Print it again.
17:07What?
17:08See you?
17:09You can roll that banner up sideways and stick it where the sun don't shine.
17:13Do you hear me?
17:14So, how did the jeans softly, softly approach them?
17:23I asked him if we could have a nice quiet night in just the two of us and he looked terrified.
17:27I just don't think I'm the woman that he fell in love with all them years ago.
17:30And let's face it now, I've got more miles on the clock than Fat Elvis's collapsed-out old transit van.
17:36Maybe he just don't fancy me anymore.
17:38You're cat bleeding Slater.
17:40You're gorgeous.
17:41You take after me in that department.
17:43Listen, you're sharp as a razor and all.
17:47You can get any fella in the sack.
17:49You know how it works.
17:51So why don't you go over and do it your way?
17:54Yeah?
17:55And nothing else happened to you, Sabrina.
18:01I left.
18:02Came back here.
18:03Went around for a while, which is when I found you in the square.
18:09I keep getting it so wrong.
18:15I think I'm making headway and then...
18:18Elena come round.
18:20She's hurt.
18:21She's lashing out.
18:22And if anyone knows about that, that's me.
18:26I don't know.
18:28There's only so much a woman can take.
18:30She loves you, George.
18:32She's willing to fight for your relationship.
18:35And if her performance last week was anything to go by, then...
18:40Look, whatever happens, you and Junior have beaten the living daylights out of each other
18:44is not the answer.
18:47Yeah, I know that.
18:50I went to see his mum to find out where we went wrong, actually.
18:54Why he is like he is.
18:57She told me to look in the mirror.
19:00Funny that, isn't it?
19:01A woman sleeps around and she's a slapper.
19:04A man sleeps around and there must be some deep psychological reason.
19:11I was just kidding myself.
19:13I'm getting somewhere here, you know.
19:16Building for the future.
19:18Moving on.
19:21Thing is, I never do it the right way, do I?
19:25Just...
19:26The truth is, George, I don't know what I'm doing.
19:29I'm just...
19:30I'm barely holding it together.
19:32Right.
19:35Do you want to clap?
19:42So, everything's ready for tomorrow.
19:44Of course.
19:45Yes, and no last minute hiccups.
19:46No my watch, darling.
19:47No.
19:48Thanks, Shalane.
19:49It's a light.
20:00Mum.
20:02Sorry.
20:04Yeah, Gran.
20:05I'm sorry.
20:06It's alright.
20:07You're just looking out for me.
20:08I know that.
20:09It's just...
20:10Sometimes it's hard to hear things when they're said out loud.
20:14Look, I'll go mind the bar, okay?
20:16I hate seeing you go through this.
20:22I don't know what to do.
20:24Everything gets back on track and then it all blows up in my face.
20:28I've just been taken for a mug.
20:32Look, I...
20:33I think George loves you.
20:36And I think he's a good man.
20:39But you do seem to be the one who gets hurt over and over again.
20:43Tell me, darling.
20:44What would you do in my position?
20:47You're the only one who can decide what's right for you.
20:50You're not gonna do that item behind this bar.
20:51Alright, you need to go and find George.
20:54Get the truth out of him and then make a decision.
20:58Whatever happens, we're here for you.
21:05And Mo said that cat caught him bang to rise on the laptop.
21:09Some pretty hardcore stuff, if you know what I mean.
21:11I don't think we need to know the details.
21:13Well, my hair doesn't have to look anywhere else
21:15when he's got a live action show right here.
21:18It goes both ways.
21:19It's important to keep the home fires burning.
21:20Yeah?
21:21Am I right, Patrick?
21:23Yeah, I am.
21:25I'm going home.
21:26I won't come with you.
21:27No, Patrick.
21:28I'm fine on my own, thank you.
21:44Alfie?
21:45Hiya.
21:46Go.
21:47You look gorgeous.
21:48You know, I've made us dinner.
21:49Oh, we can heat it up later, yeah?
21:53I'm gonna heat you up first.
21:54I'm gonna heat you up first.
21:55Yeah, but come on, isn't it supposed to be bad luck?
21:56You know, the night before the wedding and all that.
21:57Mm-hmm.
21:58But we'll be on that.
21:59All right.
22:00Come on, let's take this to the bedroom.
22:01Hey, let's, um...
22:02Come on, let's just...
22:03Let's just slow it down a bit, yeah?
22:04How are we supposed to get married if you can't even bear to touch me?
22:05Forget it.
22:06Forget it.
22:07No, no, Cat, just...
22:08Cat, please, hold on.
22:09Cat!
22:10Okay.
22:11I'm gonna heat it up first.
22:12I'm gonna heat it up.
22:13Thanks, Al.
22:14Thanks, Al.
22:15Thanks, Al.
22:16Yeah.
22:17Thanks.
22:18Thanks, Al.
22:19And I was a little nervous.
22:20But we'll be on that.
22:21Come on.
22:22Let's take this to the bedroom.
22:23Hey, let's, um...
22:24Let's, um...
22:25Come on.
22:26Let's...
22:27Let's...
22:27Come on.
22:28Let's...
22:29Let's just...
22:30Let's just slow it down a bit, yeah?
22:32Yeah.
22:32Thanks, Al.
22:40Sorry.
22:42You don't have to apologise to me.
22:45Peter wants full custody of the boys.
22:48And Lauren said if he does he'll never see the kids again.
22:54It's like a bull in a china shop.
22:57I don't know where he gets that from.
23:00You know, he's just a dad trying to do right by his kids.
23:04I've always been a lousy mum.
23:08All my kids have grown up without me, haven't they?
23:11One way or the other.
23:13Perhaps if I'd been nicer, you know,
23:15and I hadn't tried to turn Peter against him,
23:17maybe they'd have been stronger together, you know?
23:19It's not my fault.
23:21Hey, stop it.
23:23You made mistakes.
23:25We all have.
23:30Come here.
23:40Let it out.
23:42Let it out.
23:43Let it out.