EastEnders 6th June 2025-n
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00:00Hey, what, painting over the cracks?
00:12There's a joke.
00:14Okay, come on.
00:15You've got to let Jean get used to the idea
00:17that you've now hopped into bed up with Harvey, so to speak.
00:20She slapped me round the face and said I ain't a Slater anymore.
00:23No, okay, that was yesterday, but today she could be different, you know?
00:26I only just said Amy's babysitting.
00:28And?
00:28Well, I don't need babysitting.
00:31And not by someone I hang around with.
00:32Are you trying to embarrass me or what?
00:33You said earlier, and I'm quoting here,
00:35I ain't babysitting while you two pretend Stag and hen do it up.
00:38And if I get a phone call from Amy interrupting my hen do,
00:41there will be trouble.
00:42You do know it's fair, you don't know.
00:43I'm not even getting married, for real.
00:44Okay, Mush, a couple of things here, all right?
00:46Number one, you're all right, we're not getting married, not yet,
00:48but we will be doing, for real.
00:51And when we do get married, you're going to be best men.
00:55For real?
00:55You haven't had for real, ain't you, right?
00:57Yeah, for real.
00:58Hey, Kat, look, Tommy Moon's cracked the smile.
01:02You lot are nice.
01:02Yeah, you're a nice.
01:03Hey, stop using my aftershave, because it stinks on you.
01:05I think I will go and see Jean.
01:07I may be right.
01:09You know, now she's had time to sleep on it,
01:11she might see my point of view.
01:13Don't ever mention Kat's name in this house again.
01:15Oh, no, come on, I don't mean that.
01:17She's dead to me.
01:17Oi, you're the one that always says that we never turn our back on our family.
01:21But because they stab you in the back.
01:22No, it's the hag.
01:23You've got to be there.
01:23The hag?
01:24Hey, then, Stag, it's a mash-up, isn't it?
01:26Like Ant and Dick,
01:27I'm not interested in anything that woman ever does again.
01:31Kat and Harvey are raring limos.
01:33Not eloping.
01:34So, get a frock on,
01:36and let's get Emma'd at their expense.
01:38You're going?
01:39Of course I am.
01:41Then,
01:43what are we going to do?
01:45Ignore her,
01:46and let's get our groove on,
01:47yeah?
01:48Come on.
01:48Mm.
01:56This is our karaoke night.
02:06We should be heaving.
02:07I see.
02:09What Marie does in her own time is her business,
02:11but I'm concerned about the lack of our business.
02:15Yeah, well, Kat and Alfie have got their hag thing going on over at Harry's Bibles.
02:18Bound to affect us.
02:19Oh, that's a bit pitchy.
02:20Oh, listen,
02:21I'm going to have to get Felix.
02:22Felix!
02:22Oh, very early,
02:23we're going to lose all our customers.
02:26Thank you, Stag.
02:28Ooh,
02:28I think I might wander over to the Albert later,
02:30see if Cindy's even bothered to open up.
02:32But who does she think she is,
02:33thinking we'd work for free?
02:34She is delusional.
02:35Darling,
02:36she doesn't care about anyone.
02:37Yeah,
02:37well,
02:38let's see how she manages with no staff.
02:39And no customers.
02:42Oh,
02:43kill me now.
02:45Oh!
02:49Welcome to the new era of inclusivity!
02:53The new Prince of Ireland!
02:56This,
02:57this is my song!
02:59I know what you think of me, Jane,
03:15but I'm just,
03:16I'm just doing what's best for my family.
03:19And you're too important to me to just carry on.
03:21If I was that important,
03:22you would never have gone into business with Harvey.
03:23I was tricked into it!
03:24Well, then walk away.
03:26Well, the wedding's tied up in it.
03:28Kathy and Harvey are paying for half of it.
03:30Well, three quarters once I've fiddled the invoices.
03:32But that's it,
03:32they're nothing more to me than that.
03:34I wouldn't spit on them if they were on fire.
03:35So please,
03:36Jean,
03:37please,
03:37can we just move on?
03:38Move on,
03:39move on.
03:40That's all Freddie and Mo keep saying to me.
03:42Do you not think that I've tried?
03:44I can't.
03:45And believe me,
03:46I want to,
03:46but I'm stuck.
03:48Something's stopping me and I hate it.
03:51Look,
03:51you saw how I was in pieces when Phil cheated on me,
03:54eh?
03:55But look at me now.
03:56You know,
03:57I'm moving on with Alfie.
03:58I haven't got an Alfie.
03:59I haven't got a man to fall back on
04:00who thinks I'm wonderful
04:01no matter how badly I treat them.
04:04Hang on a minute.
04:05No, I won't.
04:06You betrayed me.
04:09Do you not love me?
04:11Love?
04:11You reported my tummy to the social.
04:16I had my boy taken off me
04:17and you stand there
04:18preaching family loyalty to me.
04:21You only went next door to live with Zach.
04:22Didn't know that when you reported me,
04:24did you?
04:25What you did
04:26was far worse
04:28than me and Alfie renting a limo
04:29with Harvey and Kathy.
04:31You tore my family to pieces,
04:33yeah?
04:34But I forgave you in time.
04:36I moved on from the hurt
04:37and the pain you caused me.
04:39So no, Jean.
04:40No.
04:40I'm sick of feeling guilty
04:42about a business deal.
04:46You neglected Harvey
04:47and pushed him
04:48into the arms of another woman.
04:59Right, Kathy?
05:00Oh.
05:01Yeah.
05:01Can I just grab an ice bun, please?
05:03Louie's been demanding one.
05:05I've had to leave the boys with Penny.
05:07Oh, yeah.
05:07So, did you know
05:10Peter's looking to get full custody?
05:13Er, he did mention it, yeah.
05:15Oh.
05:16Thanks for the heads up.
05:18Oh, look, Lauren,
05:18it won't come to anything.
05:20If you could just sort things out
05:21and move forward together,
05:23I know they're still up there.
05:24No, he's just waiting for me
05:26to fall off the wagon
05:27and then he's going to swoop in
05:28and he's going to
05:28take my boys away from me.
05:30Well, they are his sons, too.
05:32Yeah.
05:33Yeah, I know.
05:34And if he's happy
05:35with seeing them just,
05:36you know, every other weekend
05:37and the half summer holidays,
05:38then fine,
05:38he's going to have to take me
05:39to court then, isn't he?
05:39But until then,
05:40he's not getting a looking.
05:43Look, I...
05:43I hope that I can trust you, Kathy.
05:46Because you,
05:46you can see the boys
05:47whenever you want.
05:48Honestly, you can.
05:49But just, not Ian.
05:50Not Cindy.
05:52Well, you know,
05:53I am always going to
05:53take Pete aside.
05:54You know that.
05:55But, yes.
05:57No, you can trust me.
05:59But don't go
05:59turning your back
06:00on everyone, Lauren.
06:01You are going to need help.
06:02Yeah, well, I have.
06:04I've got my own family.
06:10Look, come on, Thomas.
06:11You can do this.
06:11You'll be great.
06:12Come on.
06:12You come and sit.
06:13Come on.
06:14You've got this.
06:18Five, six, seven, eight.
06:22It started with a kiss.
06:25Never thought it would come to this.
06:29It started with a kiss.
06:32Never thought it would come to this.
06:37How long do you have to stay?
06:39Yeah, I know.
06:40Karaoke normally brings in
06:41a quicker crowd,
06:42so would you rather be back at night,
06:43you know, just the two of us?
06:45Yes.
06:46But there's hardly anyone else here
06:47and I don't want to upset that.
06:48All right.
06:51Well, babe, you need to decide
06:52which drag cream
06:52you want to please the most.
06:56Yes, G.
06:57Any thoughts?
06:58I think I'll have a brandy.
07:01And before you ask if I'm sure
07:02and what am I doing drinking on my own,
07:04don't just pour the brandy.
07:06I knew it.
07:07Betrayed by my own family.
07:08Join the club.
07:10Put the mics down.
07:11Hello, put the mics down.
07:13Look, I've got your costume
07:14at home, yes?
07:15Where's this a support
07:16for the hen and stack organiser?
07:18Look, just forget this thing
07:20and come on, Matt.
07:21Oi, you can't just come in here
07:22and drag away all our punters.
07:24I'm not being funny, Shalane,
07:26but you might want to do yourself
07:27a favour and come with us, yeah?
07:28It's dead in here.
07:29Unlike the Albert,
07:30now that's where the party is.
07:32What the hell are you talking about?
07:33The Albert, you know,
07:34Cindy's launch.
07:35Now, I will admit,
07:36I did nip in for a free shot
07:38and, mate,
07:39I had to push myself
07:39through a crowd of hot,
07:40it's immense.
07:41Well, she's got no staff.
07:42Oh, she's got a load of staff.
07:44Even Jean is serving behind the bar.
07:45We did see him down.
07:46Come on, let's go.
07:46Come on, quick, quick.
07:50Jean, come on.
07:52Why would I want to go and celebrate
07:54anything to do with Cat and Alfie?
07:55Well, it's their big night, innit?
07:57And I want everything to be perfect.
07:58And you being there
07:59would make their night.
08:01Come on, you two.
08:01Let's go.
08:02I suppose I could make an appearance.
08:10Oh, it's...
08:11I guess you're wise every time.
08:12I know, I know.
08:12It's like...
08:13Oi, you still got that limp, bro.
08:14She got you proper good, bro.
08:16She shoots.
08:17She scores.
08:18Cold karma.
08:18And it's manned out.
08:19It's just a scare anyway.
08:21Oh, what's your mouth, bro?
08:22You'll be a loser.
08:23Yeah.
08:23Total loser.
08:27Jean can go and stew,
08:28as far as I'm concerned.
08:29Oh, she'll get over it.
08:30I don't know if you're excited.
08:32What about our fake wedding?
08:33Okay, I'll get it.
08:34I know we're doing it back to the front, right?
08:35But we're going to have some top-notch promo pics,
08:37a wedding package.
08:38We'll have a few drinks,
08:39knees up.
08:40Before your night,
08:40you'll have a ring on your finger
08:41and we'll be well and truly spliced.
08:43Can't be still authentic.
08:44Come here.
08:50Well, you know, Cat,
08:51I love you within my heart.
08:54I know you do.
08:55Yeah.
08:56It's a deffest apart for sure, yeah?
08:58Mm-hmm.
08:59Okay.
08:59I love you, Cat.
09:02I love you, darling.
09:03Yeah.
09:04Mwah!
09:04Come.
09:05You see, this party looks like a riot.
09:07Why don't we dump her as you join the game?
09:09Oh, Kim will skin us for life, she will.
09:11Oh, I'll tell you.
09:12Now, it's about time.
09:13Yeah, okay, I apologize.
09:14Okay, we just thought you were going to get the first round in.
09:16That's all.
09:16Oh, do me a favour.
09:17What is that limo doing here?
09:19Your guest wish to arrive in Starmer.
09:21Welcome to your hang.
09:22What?
09:23What?
09:24Well, it's the theme of your hang, babe.
09:26Yeah.
09:27A night of a mountain bee.
09:29What?
09:30Go, go, go!
09:31Go, go, go, go, go, go!
09:33Go, go, go, go, go, go!
09:34All right, Alfie, get your kit off and put his leperbring on.
09:38Yeah, Alfie, go, go.
09:39Put it on.
09:40All right, Alfie, go, go!
09:42Go, go, go, go, go!
09:43Go, go, go, go, go!
09:44Go, go, go, go, go, go!
09:46I
10:01Mean what I said, you know about telling everything around you Anna Peter
10:06My only focused and I swear I am never leaving you again. I swear. Oh, are you here with me running this place? Yeah?
10:16I
10:23Good idea
10:25Absolutely
10:27Oh, Ben said I need to get out of all of a sudden
10:30What like a
10:32No, nothing like that. Just getting out the flat, you know? Yeah, that's a case money. Mm-hmm. I'll put a fiber in his pants
10:44Congratulations
10:46A bottle of the good stuff don't you celebrate? Thanks, Elaine. I'm there. I'm surprised
10:50I'm flattered
10:51Gina cover drinks over here, please. I said to George is important to be supportive. Oh well
10:55I couldn't have done it without him. I mean the agency staff were brilliant. I mean the dancers
11:00It's a genius idea. Yeah, her staff walked out so I helped out there. I bet you and Gina were here helping me for hours
11:06Oh, sorry
11:07Did you not know of course I did it was my idea?
11:11Oh, dear
11:12she was on her own she just needed some help
11:17this is the competition she needs to fail
11:21you say competition do you mean to pick all you because all i did was move some boxes and do a bit
11:25of painting then why didn't you tell me and let me walk in here and get humiliated with egg all over
11:28me face she's not your wife anymore george i am and you need to talk to me like the partner you're
11:34supposed to be and not keep things behind your back like some school boy i knew you'd react this
11:39why did you help her can't you see she's trying to get in between us again she's had the son now she
11:44wants the father well i'm not having it i'm done
11:47i'm gonna shake the snake shake the snake who says that but elvis leave now now and i see the
12:13attraction how many you walk like that you're supposed to be dressed like cat i don't want to
12:21dress as a woman oh yeah since when i was a lot younger and if i remember correctly you were the
12:26one who dared me yeah well your chest was still bigger than mine in that corset i'll be uh be back in a minute
12:33i haven't seen you around in a while wouldn't have thought you wanted to
12:44and i see that you've made absolutely no effort to get here to the largest period
12:50well it's hard to improve on perfection
12:52it's good to see you denise yeah it's good to see you too
13:02you made the right choice yeah i know i did
13:06just say hello oh yeah that's what people notice about you babe your impeccable manners i'll tell you
13:15how a cat has a beard like that most mornings
13:19and also i've got to tell you right now i do have a nice set of pins thank you
13:22have you ever shaved them
13:25yeah they look good now you should see them after a bit of hair removal
13:29ladies five shots
13:33one two three
13:37here i've got me to show my months here it was a holiday drag contest
13:43okay what it was a what but it was a nice holiday okay did you win one mile
13:48you know what you see it
13:55you're checking out the pins you know
13:58you're not hanging in a skirt
14:00oh
14:02she was trying to set the fire alarm
14:06stop looking at me and i just want to go home
14:08why would you sleep so alone and try to try to ruin our party
14:12nothing i wasn't thinking anything but to her you and you dancing celebrating
14:24you might as well be dancing on my grave
14:26no you don't get to speak to me
14:30everything
14:32everything
14:34jean come here
14:38your mom's paying me until they get back
14:40well the twins are asleep and there's no way you're babysitting me
14:44why are you hanging out with him
14:46because he's my mate
14:48he's a creep
14:50the girls around here are dead bro
14:52want to pay my console
14:54maybe
14:56or uh maybe we could do something else
15:00does your does your dad ever let you use his credit card
15:02yeah once or twice only for games though
15:04right so you know his card details then
15:07car's in the drawer
15:09all right
15:11get it
15:23trust me mate it's gonna be worth it
15:25whoo
15:27whoo
15:29that's it
15:31yeah
15:33yeah
15:35yeah
15:36why come you're not dressed as me then
15:37oh it's too late to make an effort but we need this manicured well class act
15:41i am channeling my marcus street white boy well past the cell by day
15:43okay
15:45keep the change shall i
15:47that's right let's keep it keep the change
15:49there you go sweetheart come on get it down your neck
15:51no i'm not in the mood
15:53okay enough i get it why don't you just go go to see jen
15:55what's the point she hates me
15:57most people around here hate you but you still talk to them don't you
15:59i just don't want to see her hurt
16:01right i'll down this i'll go around there and i'll make her talk to me yeah
16:05good girl if anyone can do it you can i'm proud of you
16:07all right come join them
16:09yeah i will do just me gussets riding at the moment
16:11right mate space i'm coming in
16:13do you know i really hoped you would forget about this custody thing
16:23i'm stepping up for my boys like you told me to
16:27do you think i'm gonna wait around for lauren to start drinking and popping pills again
16:31oh stop it peter you're just being spiteful now
16:33no i'm not lauren was an amazing mum to louie she was but
16:37jimmy's blind gran
16:39we have no idea how hard it's gonna be on her if she just pushes me away i'm
16:43i've arranged to meet a family lawyer
16:45oh
16:47van don't i need your support with this a hundred percent yeah
16:49all right
16:51mum's expecting me
16:53oh you're not going over there
16:55like you said i've got to support your family
17:03okay
17:05i should have told you yes
17:07you should
17:09sydney's trying her best to do what's right by peering the girls
17:12of course i stepped in when i saw she was struggling on her own anyone would have
17:18i'm not bothered about anyone
17:20i'm bothered about you
17:22going behind my back again
17:24oh
17:32i'm going back to the elbow
17:34to apologize for my wife's behavior
17:36i'm sorry
17:48i haven't thought about your feelings and i should have done and i'm sorry
17:50what i said about stacy
17:52you're going off and leaving her
17:54she said i could go
17:56she said that she was getting better
17:58i know
18:00i'm sorry
18:02thank you
18:04and i'm sorry i tried to ruin your party
18:08and i'm glad that you're marrying elfie
18:10i don't think i'll be able to attend though
18:12ain't you meant to wait to hear when it is before saying that
18:18i don't know why i'm being like this
18:20i feel so
18:22old
18:24alone
18:26alone
18:28a victim
18:29to be scammed
18:30cheated
18:32lied to
18:33i know
18:34and i and no one else should tell you to just get over it
18:38thank you
18:40i'm not getting fake married without you
18:42that'd be silly
18:43i'm not
18:44i'll tell elfie to wait
18:46till you're ready
18:47i'm not trying to guilt trip you
18:49i mean it so i'll wait
18:51jean
18:53you mean so much to me
18:55more than you'll ever know
18:57it's more than family with us
19:09more than family
19:11that's great mom i'm really happy for you
19:13for us
19:15i'm doing this for you and the girls
19:17i want to prove to you that i can be responsible and successful in business
19:20you don't need to prove anything to me
19:22have you sort things out with lauren yet
19:26for what it's worth i've learnt the hard way not to give up on life
19:30i'll be downstairs yeah
19:34i don't know
19:35all right
19:36let me
19:37sorry i didn't know you hadn't told elaine
19:39don't give me that
19:41if that dancer decides to sue me
19:43forget about the dancer
19:45you should have kept your mouth shut and i've already spoken to elaine about her behaviour
19:48i'm really worried about peter
19:50i think he's blowing it with lauren
19:52i mean what if she decides to take the boys and move away then i've never seen my grandkids again
19:58i'm sorry i'm just uh i've been really stressed about tonight
20:02i appreciate that and i do understand you
20:04none of it deserved you george
20:06and neither does elaine
20:08i hope you know that
20:10stop before you say anything else
20:12because you don't know in my marriage
20:14maybe i don't deserve elaine
20:16i think he's a bit late
20:20tommy's fast asleep
20:22i think that little angel's been there kipping
20:24i've got a visit
20:26jean
20:28i couldn't leave things as they were
20:30good i'm glad
20:32and i want you to get married of course i do
20:34and of course i'll be there
20:36don't give up on me please
20:38don't give up on me please
20:39no
20:40can you
20:41oh jean
20:42listen
20:43i've got to say this if you don't mean it right
20:45it is okay
20:46no i do mean it
20:47i do
20:48when you went out the door i said to myself
20:50jean what are you doing
20:51pushing someone away who
20:53loves you
20:54listen just because we've gone into business with harvey and kathy
20:57it doesn't mean they're our friends
20:58yeah i know ladies and cats right we don't really even tolerate them
21:00no
21:01so let's not spoil it by talking about them
21:03haha
21:04so um
21:05er
21:06well i've said what i've come to say
21:07so um
21:08yeah it's time for my cocoa now
21:09okay go ahead i'll walk you on
21:10no no no no
21:11no no i insist i insist
21:12go on
21:13see you later
21:14yeah
21:15right um i'm gonna get on the website
21:17and book those doves yeah
21:19yes
21:20make sure it's the real deal okay
21:21because pigeons do not have the same impact
21:23laughs
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