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  • 6/9/2025

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00:00Seriously, take your brother's underpants off your head, now!
00:15I swear, them boys are feral.
00:18You're looking at me like I'm gorgeous. Come on, come on, come on.
00:23You alright?
00:24Yeah, I'm fine, apart from Huey and Dewey in there.
00:27Hey, come on.
00:29Are you alright?
00:31You seem like you've been off all weekend.
00:33Ah, is it, the blushing bride getting a few nerves, eh?
00:37Come on, talk to your man in the moon all about it, come on.
00:40I'm trying to write my best man speech and I can't think with them kicking off.
00:44Oh, speech, I knew I forgot something.
00:46No one wants to hear you going on, do they?
00:48What, my, you know, quality wit and special rare party?
00:52Kathleen, you've got to give people what they want, alright?
00:54Boys!
00:56Listen!
00:57Just get ready for school, will ya?
00:59Listen, Tommy's speech, right?
01:01It's going to be brilliant, he's going to knock the socks off them.
01:03You see what that is, alright?
01:04That's called PWJ.
01:06Pre-wedding jitters.
01:07Right, come on.
01:08Come on.
01:14Just going to bring you a cuppa.
01:17Yeah.
01:18I've got to do some prep for tomorrow, or I'm going to have Kim on my toe.
01:23Remind me, this is Cat and Alfie's wedding, isn't it?
01:25Not Kim's.
01:29You first.
01:31Yeah.
01:32Okay.
01:35I should have told you I was going to be helping Cindy and Albert.
01:41She's the girl's mum.
01:43She was struggling.
01:45Everything with Jimmy's diagnosis, Lauren and Peter, you know,
01:49throwing her through a loop, I thought I could help.
01:52But I should have been up front with you.
01:54Yeah, you should.
01:56Doesn't excuse my behaviour, charging in there and creating a scene.
02:00Right.
02:02I'm sorry.
02:04Yeah, I'm sorry too.
02:10So, you know, told me that Junior got back from Dubai last night.
02:15Why don't you throw her lunch?
02:17You know?
02:18It would be great to hear how Xavier's getting on and
02:21it's a good opportunity to bring the family back together again.
02:25It's a lovely idea.
02:27Mmm.
02:28I might have a little surprise up my sleeve too.
02:35And what is it?
02:37Well, it wouldn't be a surprise if I told you.
02:39Well, no.
02:42There's a film at five?
02:43Okay.
02:44Yeah.
02:45Yeah, I want to get popcorn before that.
02:46You got an exam in chat?
02:47Yeah, half an.
02:48All right.
02:49Well, good luck.
02:50Don't be late.
02:51Half the time she's checking up on me.
02:53The other half she's on the phone to Dad telling him how much she loves him.
02:57It's so cringe.
02:58Yeah, I know.
02:59Dad and Kim are like that as well.
03:00They're so old for it now.
03:05You're not going to say hello to your mates?
03:07No.
03:08They've been acting weird since that stuff hasn't been in the varnish.
03:10So, no.
03:11I don't know.
03:17Amy is fine.
03:18Rick is missing Lily and Charlie like that.
03:21Well, of course I'm missing you like that.
03:23I wish you were here to bring my date for that wedding tomorrow.
03:27Oh.
03:28The best drinks on me.
03:30Yeah.
03:31You know Tommy's the new landlady?
03:34Yeah, I think I've mastered the coffee machine.
03:36Would you fancy a coffee and a ketchup?
03:39Yeah, actually, tell me how you got it, I know.
03:42Can't help it, can you?
03:44Make it hard for yourself.
03:46Every single time.
03:51Why are we doing this?
03:52I told you, man, the supplies messed me up.
03:55They're supposed to deliver bows instead of ribbons.
03:57No, no, no, no, Kim.
03:59Why are we doing this or not, you?
04:01Look, I ain't got time for manual labour.
04:03Kat and Alfie has appointed me as their wedding planner.
04:07Definitely appointed herself.
04:10I thought the wedding was already planned.
04:13Fine the details, Harry.
04:14Yeah?
04:15Fine the details.
04:16That's my speciality.
04:17And that's the reason why I am the brains and you are the poor.
04:21One out of two eights are bad.
04:23Hiya, Landy.
04:24Hi.
04:27Uh-oh, what is this?
04:28Came open that sweatshop in the kitchen.
04:30Hey, hey, hey, hey.
04:31Let me give you a hand with that.
04:33Wait.
04:34Hi.
04:35Huh?
04:36You all right?
04:37Mm-hmm.
04:38Strain my strill yesterday.
04:40We're not surprising at all.
04:42Holding all that wet washing.
04:44No, no, no, no, no, no.
04:46Why you just go and have a rest, no, man?
04:48And then you can have a nice soak in the bath.
04:51Hm?
04:53And, um, perhaps you could give me a little massage later?
04:56Yeah, yeah, of course.
04:59If that is what you want.
05:03Sounds like you want a promise there, Patchy.
05:09And, Kojo gave me a tour of his new flat.
05:11Hey!
05:12Kwame helped me unpacked all weekend.
05:14You mean Kwame unpacked while you were mastering your own coffee machine.
05:18Hey, I'm trying to make the perfect cup of joe.
05:21Well, I know where to go in the future, then.
05:23You'll save me a fortune in the camp.
05:24Absolutely.
05:28What's that?
05:29Hop in it?
05:30I just want you to know how much I love you.
05:33And how proud I am.
05:35Of all the work you're doing with the over-40s boxing club.
05:37Should've seen the trouble she's gone to.
05:39Well, come on.
05:40The anticipation's killing us here.
05:43Oh!
05:44Right on time.
05:45Hello, darling.
05:46How was Dubai?
05:48Just been to see Mum.
05:50Everything all right?
05:51Everything all right?
05:53Did I know?
05:57We should take you upstairs.
05:58What's he talking about?
06:00I mean, do they really know where you were Christmas night?
06:04George?
06:06He wasn't at a boxing match. He lied.
06:09He was with my mum.
06:10Mum.
06:20What's this?
06:22It's my best man speech.
06:24Alfie is my role model. He's so good at being a dad.
06:27Oh, wow.
06:29Why don't you just use your dad's laptop, you mother?
06:31My mum's got it.
06:32I wish Alfie was my real dad. That's just gay, mate. Come on.
06:35What is that?
06:36What is that?
06:40What was junkie now?
06:41Oh, Tommy!
06:43Tommy!
06:44You cheated on my mum, again!
06:46That's not what happened.
06:47Just tell the truth.
06:48Nothing happened between them.
06:50You knew.
06:51She has treated you like her own daughter.
06:54Are you happy now?
06:56Look, I did not cheat on you with Sabrina.
06:58No, you just went round there to ask her why I'm so messed up in the head.
07:01Yeah, because you cheated on your wife, you slept with Gina and Anna's mother, and all are lies!
07:05Lies?!
07:06You forced Mum to lie, making a promise not to tell anyone that you were there!
07:11You upset my family.
07:12Enough.
07:15Gina, darling, will you please take Kojo home?
07:19I need to speak to George.
07:22Alone.
07:25You all just don't make the same mistake my mum did.
07:29You don't deserve her.
07:31Mum, mum.
07:32Okay, I'll be downstairs.
07:34Alright.
07:39So...
07:41You...
07:42lied to me...
07:43again.
07:46Look, I'm sorry, I...
07:49Christmas Day I was so angry, I just thought if I went to see her...
07:52I could talk to someone who knew Junior as much as I did.
07:55Better than I do.
07:57Just find out where we went wrong.
07:58Hang on a minute.
08:00If you weren't at the boxing club, how'd you get all that blood all over your shirt?
08:04What is it?
08:06What else...
08:07haven't you told me?
08:09When I was with Sabrina...
08:13She kissed me.
08:21No, it was a misunderstanding.
08:26Oh, for goodness sake!
08:28Oh!
08:29That's why my glasses.
08:30Man!
08:32It's very explicit, isn't it?
08:33Yep.
08:35Ooh!
08:37Eggs weren't like that in my day.
08:39You wouldn't have said anything to him about it.
08:41No, I would, but you know, with the cancer treatment, things have changed.
08:45Down there, you know.
08:47I gave him Stevie's what's it.
08:49Stevie's what?
08:50We can't just jump into bed anymore, like we used to.
08:53You know, we have to...
08:55get things to help.
08:57We're in a tiny flat with three kids, that's bad enough, and now with all this, you know, nothing's happening.
09:03What? Not at all?
09:05No.
09:06I could have lost him, but as long as he's healthy, it doesn't matter what happens in the bedroom.
09:09And if he's not up for it, that's fine.
09:12You know, because he's got to work harder and he takes a lot more effort, but what if he's making more effort for this website than he is for me?
09:18He loves the bones of you.
09:19Yeah, I've thought that and all.
09:21Look, I've got some lingerie upstairs which Fat Elvis gave me to sell.
09:26It'll look beautiful on you, he won't be able to resist.
09:28No, no.
09:29I'll go and find it upstairs.
09:34Daniel had trouble in that department as well.
09:37They can get shy about their manhood.
09:41They don't get poked and prodded about and pulled out down there like we do.
09:45They're sort of ashamed.
09:47There's no need for them to be ashamed.
09:50Right, I'll have the boys tonight.
09:52And you have an evening together and you talk to him and tell him what you've told us.
09:57He loves you, Kat. Not that stuff in there.
10:01Please, let me explain.
10:14You expect me to believe she just threw herself at you?
10:16You must think I came down in the last rainfall.
10:21I just went there to talk.
10:24Sabrina misread things.
10:26Yeah, she kissed me, but I pulled away.
10:29She got angry.
10:30She slapped me.
10:32Caught my nose.
10:33That's how I've got blood on my shirt.
10:36But I should have told you all this a long time ago and I'm sorry.
10:40It's bad enough that you lied.
10:42But then you roped in Junior.
10:44And Kojo.
10:45He was your alibi and you made him lie too.
10:49If nothing happened, why all the cloak and dagger?
10:53Why did you tell Sabrina to lie to Junior?
10:56I still don't want to cause any more trouble.
10:58Yeah, I know.
11:01I knew it'd upset you.
11:05And I didn't want Junior to know what his mum had done.
11:08It was embarrassing.
11:09I didn't want to cause any more hurt.
11:12And yet here we are.
11:16You just can't be honest with me, can you?
11:19I am being honest.
11:22I love you.
11:23But you don't trust me.
11:28Because if you trusted me, you would have come home that night and told me everything.
11:32You would have trusted that I would have believed you.
11:34You would have trusted that I would have been by your side like I have every single time.
11:41We're supposed to be a team.
11:43But every time something happens,
11:46every time you're in pain, you run off with another woman.
11:49Hey.
11:50We are a team.
11:52It's only me and you.
11:54There is no one else.
11:58You say you love me.
12:03But I don't think you love me enough.
12:07So I'd like you to leave, please.
12:09No, we can sort this out.
12:12No, I want you to go.
12:14Maybe.
12:15Talk to me.
12:17Get out!
12:18Can I come in?
12:22Of course.
12:23Can I come in?
12:44Of course.
12:49I thought, um, you could start at my shoulder.
12:53Oh, oh, I'm about to take off my chin.
12:55You can pull it from me, please.
12:56I don't want to get oil in the glass.
13:01Oh, your hands are cold.
13:12Is anything all right?
13:14Come on.
13:14You don't want these clumsy hands giving you a rub, dong, man.
13:19I'm going to tell you what.
13:20I'm going to call that spa on the, on the high street.
13:23Give you a proper massage.
13:25My treat.
13:26All right.
13:36Very nice.
13:38Hey, thank you.
13:40Ha.
13:41Are you all right, darling?
13:43You seemed a bit stressed earlier.
13:45That's all.
13:45No, no, I'm fine, then.
13:46Okay.
13:47Jean said that she'll have the kids for the night.
13:50Yeah.
13:51Okay, well, how about you slope off home on a nice hot bar?
13:54Like, one of them smelly candles that Mo got from that fellow on her island dogs.
13:58Personally, I think they smell like feet.
14:00Well, I don't know.
14:00Well, I was thinking that after your shift, we can open a bottle of wine,
14:04spend the night together before our big date.
14:06Just the two of us.
14:12Yeah, that, yeah, I think that'll be, um, maybe...
14:15Alfred Moon!
14:16Hey!
14:16There you are, I've been looking for you.
14:18Oh, really?
14:18Yeah, well, whatever you've got in mind, you'd better make it quick,
14:20because I'm getting hitched on.
14:21Of course you are.
14:22Now, listen, I have a wedding banner that is spinning its way across London
14:26that requires your approval.
14:28Well, I tell you what, why don't I meet you in a bit after my shift,
14:30and if we can go over everything?
14:31Yeah, okay, that's good, that's good, yeah.
14:34I'll see you later.
14:34Yeah, hello, my love, what can I get you?
14:37Yeah, okay, well, I've got a reduced one if you want it.
14:40Yeah, but why would he lie?
14:42If it's all as innocent as he's making out.
14:44Come on, Mum, I told you what it was like after Cindy got attacked.
14:46No-one was thinking straight.
14:48So what are you saying?
14:49That she should just blindly believe him again?
14:51Listen, we don't know this Sabrina, okay?
14:54From what Gran's saying, it sounds like she forced herself on him.
14:57He lied to her before. He will lie to her again.
15:00Enough.
15:01We've got a wedding to prepare for.
15:04Mum, I will not sit here and listen to you two dissect my marriage.
15:08Tomorrow, we're going to have a pub full of wedding guests,
15:11and I am not going to let them down.
15:15What do I always say?
15:17The show must go on.
15:18Yeah, I've looked up there, but if you see him...
15:35Yeah, I'll give you a shot.
15:36I'll let you know.
15:39Have you seen Junior?
15:40Not since he had a pop of me this morning.
15:43You won't be having a pop of anyone else once I've got my hands on him.
15:46What was happening?
15:46He, uh...
15:49Destroyed my marriage.
15:52What?
15:53Wait.
15:54You know what?
15:55I'm not going to discuss my private business with you, it won't be.
15:58What's this got to do with me, George?
16:02Nothing.
16:02I'm sorry.
16:03And I've said that a few times today.
16:06Look, you are not going anywhere in this state.
16:09You don't want to do anything you might regret.
16:10Thank you, but if Lainey catches me with you...
16:13Walk upstairs.
16:15It's closed.
16:16You need a friend.
16:22Okay, close your eyes, yeah?
16:25Ta-da!
16:31That's all you're for?
16:32What did I do?
16:33You had one job to do, Howie.
16:34Yeah, to pick up the banner.
16:36Moe ordered it.
16:37Have a go at her.
16:37Kim, I promise you, darling, it doesn't matter.
16:40Okay, listen.
16:41I know this is all sprung on your last minute.
16:44I'm happy to help, because I imagine you've got loads to do.
16:46Look, I'm really hoping I doubt in my skills as a wedding parent.
16:49Of course not.
16:51Yeah, because I can reassure you, yeah, that I have everything in hand.
16:54Yeah.
16:55Trust me.
16:56Yeah.
16:57So, um, is Cat all right?
17:00Yeah, yeah, why?
17:01Well, she didn't look too happy when she left the minima earlier.
17:04Okay.
17:06Yeah, you know, what do they call it?
17:09They call it, um, pre-wedding jitters, that's it.
17:12That's what she's talking about.
17:13It did look like the jitters to me, babe.
17:15Alfred, if I was you, trust me, I will be going home and giving that wife-to-be a bit of a TLC.
17:21Do you know what I mean?
17:21Happy wife.
17:22Happy wife.
17:23Oh, now, listen to him.
17:24He's going to be 85 soon.
17:26Yeah, he knows what you're saying.
17:27Yeah.
17:28Alfred, you sure you don't know I can't?
17:31No, I don't know.
17:32I'm back in a day.
17:32No, I don't know.
17:33You sure?
17:34Oh, sorry.
17:34Moe?
17:35Moe?
17:36Harris?
17:36Listen.
17:37I've got a big foe to pick with you, you know?
17:40Yeah!
17:43For me, it was a bad chick flick.
17:45Newsflash.
17:46Not all films have to be about guns and car chases.
17:49No, but it didn't have to be all kissy-kissy now, you know what I mean?
17:51Oh, a little nugget's upset that he hasn't kissed me with me, no!
17:57Avani, um, look, Joel don't know I'm saying this, and I am really sorry it didn't work out between you,
18:03but do you really have to freeze him out?
18:06He's new here.
18:08It's hard, making new friends.
18:11You think you could cut him some slack?
18:13Didn't work out, that's what he's told you.
18:14No, no, no, hang on a second.
18:16Joel is the one that's saying horrible things about Avani and told me and Ricky that she's an easy lay.
18:21And now she's being trolled because of him.
18:26Avani?
18:30I am so sorry.
18:36I didn't know.
18:37Back off, yeah, and just leave my sister alone.
18:45Are you listening to me?
18:47Print it again.
18:50What?
18:51See you?
18:52You can roll that banner up sideways and stick it where the sun don't shine.
18:57Do you hear me?
19:03So, how did the jeans softly, softly approach them?
19:08I asked him if we could have a nice, quiet night in just the two of us, and he looked terrified.
19:13I just don't think I'm the woman that he fell in love with all them years ago.
19:15And let's face it now, and I've got more miles on the clock than fat Elvis's claps-out old transit van.
19:22Maybe you just don't fancy me anymore.
19:24You're cat-bleeding Slater.
19:26You're gorgeous.
19:28You take after me in that department.
19:30Listen, you're as sharp as a razor and all.
19:35You can get any fella in the sack.
19:37You know how it works.
19:38So why don't you go over and do it your way?
19:41Yeah?
19:48And nothing else happened to you, Sabrina.
19:52I left.
19:54Came back here.
19:56Walked around for a while, which is when I found you in the square.
20:00I keep getting it so long.
20:05I think I'm making headway, and then...
20:08Elena, come round.
20:11She's hurt.
20:11She's lashing out.
20:13And if anyone knows about that, that's me.
20:17I don't know.
20:19There's only so much a woman can take.
20:21She loves you, George.
20:24She's willing to fight for your relationship.
20:27And if her performance last week was anything to go by, then...
20:30Look, whatever happens, you and Junior have beaten the living daylights out of each other
20:36is not the answer.
20:39Yeah.
20:40I know that.
20:43I went to see his mum to find out where we went wrong, actually.
20:47Why he is like he is.
20:48She told me to look in the mirror.
20:53Funny that, I know.
20:55A woman sleeps around, and she's a slapper.
20:58A man sleeps around, and there must be some deep psychological reason.
21:05I was just kidding myself.
21:08I'm getting somewhere here, you know, building for the future.
21:14Moving on.
21:15The thing is, I never do it the right way, do I?
21:21Just...
21:22The truth is, George, I don't know what I'm doing.
21:25I'm just...
21:27I'm barely holding it together.
21:29Right.
21:32Do you want to clap?
21:33So, everything's ready for tomorrow.
21:42Of course.
21:43Yes, and no last-minute hiccups.
21:45Not my watch, darling.
21:46Oh, thanks, Shalane.
21:47It's a light.
21:48Come on.
22:02I'm sorry.
22:04Yeah, Gran.
22:05I'm sorry.
22:06It's all right.
22:07You're just looking out for me.
22:08I know that.
22:09It's just...
22:12Sometimes it's hard to hear things when they're said out loud.
22:15Look, I'll go mind the part, okay?
22:20I hate seeing you go through this.
22:24I don't know what to do.
22:26Everything gets back on track, and then it all blows up in my face.
22:31I've just been taken for a mug.
22:33Look, I...
22:36I think George loves you.
22:39And I think he's a good man.
22:42But you do seem to be the one who gets hurt over and over again.
22:47Tell me, darling, what would you do in my position?
22:51You're the only one who can decide what's right for you.
22:54You're not going to do that item behind this bar.
22:57All right, you need to go and find George,
22:59get the truth out of him, and then make a decision.
23:03Whatever happens, we're here for you.
23:11And Mo said that cat caught him bang to rise on the laptop.
23:15Some pretty hardcore stuff, if you know what I mean.
23:18I don't think we need to know the details.
23:20Well, my hair doesn't have to look anywhere else
23:22when he's got a live action show right here.
23:25Goes both ways.
23:26It's important to keep the home fires burning.
23:29Am I right, Patrick?
23:31Yeah, man.
23:32I'm going home.
23:34I won't come with you.
23:36No, Patrick.
23:37I'm fine on that little thing.
23:38Yeah.
23:54Alfie.
23:55Hiya.
23:56Go.
23:56Well, you look gorgeous.
24:12Just, yeah, you know, I've made us dinner.
24:16Oh, we can heat you up later, yeah?
24:18I'm going to heat you up first.
24:20Come on, isn't it supposed to be bad luck,
24:22you know, the night before the wedding and all that?
24:23Mm-hmm.
24:24I thought we'd be on that.
24:25Come on, let's take this to the bedroom.
24:27Hey, let's, um, let's, come on, let's, we'll just,
24:30we'll just slow it down a bit, yeah?
24:32Yeah.
24:34How are we supposed to get married
24:35if you can't even bear to touch me?
24:40Forget it.
24:41No, no, Cat, just, Cat, please, hold on.
24:44Cat!
24:56Thanks.
24:59Sorry.
25:00You don't have to apologise to me.
25:01Peter wants full custody of the boys.
25:06And Lauren said if he does,
25:09he'll never see the kids again.
25:12It's like a boy in a china shop.
25:16Who gets that from?
25:19You know, he's,
25:20he's just a dad trying to do right by his kids.
25:24I've always been a lousy mum.
25:25Well, my kids have grown up without me, haven't they?
25:30One way or the other.
25:32You know, perhaps if I'd been nicer, you know,
25:34and I hadn't tried to turn Peter against him,
25:37maybe they'd have been stronger together, you know?
25:39It's, it's my fault.
25:41Hey, stop it.
25:44You made mistakes.
25:46We all have.
25:47Come on, come here.
26:04Let it out.
26:05Let it out.
26:17Let it out.