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00:00Ah, smell that!
00:14Ah, you know what? I thought that was you.
00:17What told you about having a curry just before bedtime?
00:19It's the smell of divorce.
00:21Shall I tell you what that is, Cat?
00:23That is the woody fragrance of hope, my love.
00:27Tinged with an underbelly of regret.
00:30But always believing that anything and everything is possible.
00:35I'll shake to be all right there, you know.
00:36See, what you got to do, sweetheart,
00:37now you've got time to shake off the shackles of Phil Mitchell.
00:40You know what I mean?
00:41Oh, listen, by the way,
00:42if I bring up the Harvey limo thing again,
00:44you're not going to kick off like last night, are you?
00:46It's a done deal now. Come on.
00:48And also, I'm going to have a chat with the photographer
00:50about the photo shoot next week,
00:52so if you want any input, that's great.
00:54Yeah? That'll be good.
00:55Jane, don't give him a tip unless he gets off his backside
00:58and outslid the cases.
01:00Jane's back.
01:01Jane, you're listening to me.
01:02What are you laughing at?
01:04I'm just laughing at what you...
01:05They're not...
01:06It's just funny.
01:07Look, look, look.
01:08Just...
01:09No, I'll just stop there.
01:10All right, Pho, come on, then.
01:24What's your plan?
01:27Rang Dad first thing.
01:29And?
01:30I'm going for custody, Grant.
01:37I thought you'd be happy I'm fighting for my boys.
01:39Peter, and what about Lauren?
01:41You love her?
01:42No.
01:43No, no, not anymore.
01:46Oh, what, you think love is like a light switch
01:48you can just turn on and off?
01:50You should be grateful you've got a woman as strong as Lauren.
01:53As strong?
01:54Look, Grant, she'll be back on the bottle any day.
01:56Any day.
01:57You know she tried the other day and Linda stopped her.
02:00So no, I'm not leaving my boys with her
02:02and just hoping or praying that she don't relapse.
02:05It ain't happening.
02:06Well, maybe, if you work things out with her,
02:08she wouldn't need to relapse.
02:10You know what hurt?
02:11People do stupid things at times.
02:14Look, darling, all I'm saying is don't be so quick
02:17to throw it all away.
02:19Just think about it.
02:21Before you go ahead and do something,
02:23that can't be undone.
02:31Come on, darling, you don't need Dutch curry.
02:34Look, you do things your way, I'll do her mine.
02:37Listen, she might not find out about it for a while.
02:39What planet are you on?
02:41The second she walks into the Vic,
02:43the second she walks into the shop,
02:44she'll find out that I've got into partnership with Harvey.
02:47Eh?
02:48Talk about your family sleeping with the enemy.
02:50Oh, no.
02:51That's when you were shacked up with Phil, remember?
02:53Oh, shut up.
02:54It's like that saying, you know, when you fall off a bike.
02:57I never had a bike.
02:59My dad said I never had the knees for it.
03:01No, you know, when you fall off and, you know, you've got to get back on it again.
03:05Well, what are you talking about bikes for?
03:06It's limos that Jean's going to be worried about.
03:08Okay, well, just tell it wasn't your fault, okay?
03:13And then you got duped into signing a deal before, yeah?
03:16I don't think she's going to care about the whys or wherefores.
03:19She's just going to look at me as Judas.
03:21She ain't going to be bothered.
03:22She ain't going to think about it.
03:23She's been on holiday.
03:24She's moving on.
03:25I bet she's having holiday romance.
03:26I'll give her a couple of days.
03:27It'll be some Greek bloke knocking on the door with a ring and a half-eating shish kebab.
03:31She stayed with Fat Elvis in his bungalow in Slough, not touring the meds.
03:36All right, whatever.
03:38Come on, it's Jean.
03:39Just go tell her.
03:41Look, she's like the most understanding woman in the world, yeah?
03:49What are you doing here, Peter?
03:50I need to talk to you.
03:51I don't have time.
03:52Look, I'm sorry, okay?
03:54I'm sorry about being a bully about the kids.
03:57I am.
03:58Lauren, this whole thing, I'm out of my depths.
04:01I just want to do what's right for the boys.
04:03But I don't.
04:04That's what you said yesterday.
04:05Yeah, but I was wrong.
04:06Lauren, we've got to start fighting together, not each other.
04:09All right.
04:10Well, what are you suggesting?
04:11Well, that we work harder.
04:13Whether it works out between us or not, we've got to put the boys first.
04:17Yeah, of course.
04:18And be honest with each other.
04:20How we're coping with it, you know?
04:21Honest?
04:22You don't think I'm being honest with you?
04:24No, yeah, I just mean, I mean how...
04:26Why are you even bringing honesty into this?
04:28I've just...
04:29I've got to move.
04:30I've got to go.
04:31Lauren, I'm in.
04:38You're late.
04:39Okay.
04:40Well, we're only setting up.
04:41We don't start till tomorrow.
04:42That is not the point.
04:43I'm starting as I mean to go on.
04:46Felix, give him a job.
04:48Uh, do you have a steady hand?
04:50Why?
04:51Back of the barn is a touch-up, but the paint isn't.
04:53It's only painting.
04:54I'm a barman, Felix.
04:55Yeah, well, like you said, we're not open till tomorrow.
04:57Come on.
04:58Be a team player.
04:59Come on.
05:03Has she paid you yet?
05:04What?
05:05She ain't paid me.
05:07What?
05:12Morning.
05:16Oh, come on, George.
05:17You know, do I need to be civil for the girl's sake?
05:22Civil?
05:24Well, as in fighting in the street or sleeping with my son?
05:27Oh, yes.
05:28I know I'm a complete failure, like most of my life.
05:32I wish I could turn about the clock.
05:34I really do.
05:35I'm sorry.
05:36Just words, Cindy.
05:37Did you have a nice time, then?
05:38Oh, well, you go away for a couple of weeks and your fridge turns into a biohazard.
05:51Better to join the world of good, eh?
05:54You must be joking.
05:55It done nothing for my sex life, neither.
05:58Fat Elvis kept going off the board cos of Moaning Myrtle.
06:01Moaning Myrtle?
06:02Yeah.
06:03She was in Harry Potter.
06:05Right, yeah, I know.
06:06Well, I didn't.
06:07So I sat through the box set twice, just because I wasn't getting any action.
06:13Every time I got him in the mood, she never stopped wailing about Harvey.
06:18So she's still not over him?
06:20There's more chance of a donkey with three legs getting over Beaches Brook.
06:25Mo?
06:26Here we go.
06:27Never gets what I found under the bed.
06:29Hello, Jean.
06:30Oh.
06:31Did you have a nice trip?
06:32Harvey's lucky wife runs.
06:34Another slap in the face.
06:36Reminds me of the best years of my life that I have wasted on that man.
06:45Cindy.
06:46A word.
06:47Oh.
06:48Interesting tone to use on your boss.
06:50Oh, a boss.
06:51Being the person who, what's that called again?
06:53Oh, yeah.
06:54Pays your wages.
06:55Yeah, we've been talking and none of us have been paid for last month.
06:58Look, come on.
06:59You know where these things go for budget.
07:01I'll pay you in a couple of months to be more established.
07:04Sorry, do I look like I work for free?
07:06Do any of us?
07:07Look.
07:08No, you look Cinderella.
07:09Look and watch as we walk out of here and stay walked out until you pay us.
07:14Let's go.
07:15Come on.
07:16You're stupid.
07:17Look.
07:18We're all team players, aren't we?
07:22Alfie.
07:23Only just opened.
07:25Still, the early bird catches the worm and all that.
07:31You okay?
07:32No.
07:33No.
07:34Not really.
07:35Well, it's winding me up.
07:37You see, I'm organizing this wedding photo shoot next week for the limo.
07:44Oh, yeah.
07:45Yeah, and you know, we've got this idea for a big ad campaign where we've got to have
07:48the, you know, bride, groom, reception, that sort of thing.
07:51If you're looking for a bride, don't ask me.
07:53No, no.
07:54You see, the thing is, I was thinking of asking Kat.
07:59Oh.
08:00To model?
08:01No.
08:02No.
08:03No, Linda.
08:04I was thinking of asking her to marry me.
08:07Oh!
08:08Alfie!
08:09Has her divorce come through then?
08:12Yeah, just, but I just want to get in there quick before some other bloke comes swooping
08:16in, you know.
08:17If.
08:18She loves you.
08:19Yeah, I know.
08:20I get it.
08:21But she did before until she ended up marrying Andy Hunter.
08:22Who?
08:23I know you don't know him.
08:24He was a businessman that worked here yonks ago.
08:26Anyway, I managed to stop it last minute at the altar.
08:29You know, I went tearing into me silver charger.
08:31Hmm.
08:32I actually know it was Bill's chip van.
08:34Anyway, I just don't want to take the chance of that happening again.
08:36Oh, good for you.
08:37Yeah, but the thing is, she's got so much on her mind at the moment, and I don't think
08:42now's the right time to pump the question.
08:44There's plenty of time.
08:45Yeah, but this is the only thing I can think about at the moment.
08:50Well, look, if she loves you, then I say any time is a good time for a proposal.
08:54Now, are you having a drink or what?
08:55Yeah.
08:56Hey, maybe, you know, working out, sussing out the layer of land, you know, before I drop
09:03the bombshell, could work.
09:05It's a bit like, you know, remember Churchill, you know, planning downbusters.
09:10Anyway, it doesn't matter.
09:12Um, okay.
09:14Take the world.
09:15Oh.
09:16Do you know, I've only ever loved four men in my life.
09:21Well, three, actually, and two of them have died.
09:26I'm not saying Harvey was my soul mate or anything, but I'll tell you what really hurts.
09:33It's him looking me in the eye and blatantly lying, cheating on me, going behind my back,
09:41and then the rejection.
09:48A therapist in hospital once told me that I've got abandonment issues on account of my dad
09:53walking out.
09:56That might be it.
09:58Oh, I don't know.
09:59All I do know is that I cannot bear this feeling of, of not being good enough.
10:08Now, you listen to me.
10:09You're good enough for anyone.
10:11Don't lie to me, Kat.
10:12I do know myself.
10:14You are never going to get over it with this attitude, all right?
10:17No wonder he chose Kathy.
10:20I'm sorry.
10:21Look, you know I didn't mean that.
10:23You've just got to stop thinking that Harvey was your last chance of happiness.
10:27You've got to put Harvey and what he did behind you.
10:30He's not a monster like Reece.
10:32He's just a bloke.
10:33He's not a bad person.
10:34How do I put him behind me?
10:38You've got to fake it to make it.
10:40You plaster a smile on your face and when you see him you wish him well in his new ventures.
10:47But I don't wish him well.
10:49No.
10:50If you pretend long enough you start to feel it and then you're freeing yourself, aren't you?
10:55Freeing myself?
10:56Yeah, starting here and then the rest will follow.
10:59What he does is nothing to do with you no more.
11:02Whatever path he chooses in life and who he takes along with him, it doesn't matter.
11:09Oh God!
11:10How is she taking it?
11:25Listen, are you going to be long because there's something I want to ask you.
11:30I don't know.
11:31I don't know.
11:32I don't know.
11:33I don't know.
11:34I don't know.
11:35I don't know.
11:36Not there.
11:37They need to come inside.
11:38Just to the door, love.
11:39Oh.
11:40If they can get the paperwork finished in time, you should be able to move in next week.
11:43I'm glad you like that flat.
11:45It would be great having you around the corner.
11:47I need to buy a kettle.
11:49You need more than a kettle, son.
11:51I'll tell you what, you can have the toastie maker.
11:53We should help.
11:56No, this is not...
11:57Where's your staff, eh?
12:02Oh.
12:03You mean the staff who've just walked out on me?
12:06Why'd they walk out on you?
12:07Ah.
12:08Who knows why Gen Z's and millennials do anything?
12:11Either you insult them big time, or you cut their wages.
12:14Or they found out I couldn't afford to pay them for the last month.
12:17I wouldn't mind, but it wasn't even my bar then.
12:20Why is the whole world against me, George?
12:23I'm trying to make a fresh start, not just with this place, but...
12:26I need to prove to the girls that they can trust me and that I love them.
12:30And they're the most important people in the world to me.
12:33In other words, they're all you've got left.
12:36Huh.
12:37Thanks, George.
12:38Stick the knife in, eh?
12:43Take your spanks a bit.
12:44Tell them about your flat.
12:45What about you?
12:47I'm gonna give her a hand.
12:49Yeah.
12:51Okay.
12:52So, where do you want these boxes?
12:54Uh, just inside, please, George.
12:56Okay.
12:57Okay.
13:03Well, doesn't surprise me.
13:05Cheap is as cheap does.
13:07Exactamundo.
13:08Now, listen.
13:09This is on the house, so you know how much I value both.
13:12Thanks, Elaine.
13:13Now, don't you dare forget to be here tomorrow for my don't break my mic night.
13:17A little bit of karaoke and some nibbles.
13:23Oh.
13:24So, how are things going with you and Felix?
13:26Uh, yeah.
13:27Yeah, going good.
13:28Yeah?
13:29Yeah.
13:30So, is your boyfriend?
13:31Well, we haven't made anything official, but, yeah, let's just say we're enjoying each other's
13:37company.
13:38Yeah.
13:39Aww.
13:40Sorry, honey.
13:41Sorry.
13:42You got a minute?
13:43Yeah, yeah.
13:44Sure.
13:45Yeah, what's up?
13:46I, uh, I need some legal advice.
13:49About custody.
13:50What, with Louis?
13:51Yeah, and Jimmy.
13:52Both of my boys.
13:53Just in case it comes to it, mate, I need to be prepared.
13:55You, of all people, know what addicts are like and Lauren could relapse at any minute.
13:59And, mate, I'm, I'm just, I'm sick of giving her chance after chance.
14:03I can't trust her.
14:05So, I've, I've, I've got to put my boys first.
14:09Right.
14:10Hello, darling.
14:11I'm into my flat next week.
14:13Yes!
14:14Well, how's it going?
14:15I need to get a kettle.
14:17Well, if you've got everything else, that's fantastic.
14:20Listen, I'm so happy for you.
14:23It'd be so good to get some independence.
14:29Well, that's something else I've got to celebrate.
14:31Ooh, what's the other thing?
14:32The failure of Cindy's bar.
14:34Come on.
14:35Think of it.
14:36Okay, right, right.
14:37You got it.
14:38You got it.
14:39You got it.
14:40Okay.
14:41Now you've stepped out of the shadow of Phil Mitchell.
14:47You can now bask, you know, like this.
14:50You can now bask in the moonlight.
14:53Wait.
14:54You, peeping through the window like a bleeding peeping Tom.
15:00Well, I know.
15:01Okay.
15:02Well, it's only because I, I, I just didn't want to disturb you.
15:04That's all.
15:05Oh.
15:06Oh.
15:07My bunions and I've been playing up today.
15:09Oh.
15:10I just wanted to see how Jean was taking it, you know.
15:14I chickened out.
15:15Oh.
15:16I know.
15:17She won't forgive me.
15:18Okay.
15:19Well, how about, um, some good news?
15:24I could settle for a plaster.
15:26Okay.
15:27Wait, we are getting married next week.
15:32Oh.
15:33Don't give up your day job, will ya?
15:38Just hear me out, okay?
15:39Why have a fake wedding with a photoshoot when we can get Kathy and Harvey to cough up half
15:47the cash for the actual wedding?
15:49Come on, think about it, right?
15:50We'll have the big reception in the Vic, you in a white pavlova, me in a dicky, hey?
15:55You wanna fake marry me?
15:57No, I wanna marry you for real but have a fake photoshoot.
16:00Who's put this rubbish in your head?
16:04So what?
16:05What, I wanna marry and you think it's rubbish?
16:07Alfie, we've been married.
16:09Yeah.
16:10And they're not married.
16:11And they're married again.
16:12I get it, it's a third time charm.
16:14Yeah, that's what serial killers say.
16:16You're for real, aren't ya?
16:24Yeah.
16:27Yeah, I'm for real.
16:28Cause, um, see the thing is, Kat, right?
16:33I don't ever wanna lose you again.
16:37Ever.
16:40And I wanna make up for all the hurt that I've caused you over these years.
16:45And I'm hoping that me and you will grow old together, like we always said we would.
16:54And that we'll be wheeled into a care home together.
16:57Or we'll both be laughing and farting until our teeth drop out.
17:01So why aren't you on one knee?
17:06Well, you know that I've...
17:07One knee!
17:08Okay, right.
17:10Give me a sec.
17:11Cause you know I've got a dodgy.
17:12Okay, whatever.
17:13Oh, that hurts!
17:15Well...
17:18And?
17:20And what?
17:21Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry.
17:22I was, you know, I was rehearsing.
17:23Anyway, it doesn't matter.
17:24Okay, um...
17:27Kathleen Slater.
17:29Previously Mitchell.
17:30Okay, and previously Moon.
17:32Will you be...
17:37My beautiful, beautiful wife.
17:41For the third time.
17:45Yeah, alright.
17:47Okay.
17:49Oh, well.
17:50Okay.
17:52Come here, you.
17:53I love you.
17:54I love you.
17:55Oh, no!
17:56Oh!
17:57Oh!
17:58Oh!
17:59Oh!
18:00Oh!
18:01Oh!
18:02Oh!
18:03Oh!
18:04Oh!
18:05Oh!
18:06Oh!
18:07Oh!
18:08Oh!
18:09Oi!
18:10Did you see a Barney mugging Barney off?
18:11What?
18:12What's that?
18:13Ignoring, yeah.
18:14No.
18:15What?
18:16What are you talking about?
18:17Oh.
18:18He was waiting outside the school gates,
18:19and then he tried to talk to her,
18:20but she just aired him.
18:21Like, you know, cause they hooked up
18:22and then he did something great.
18:23Barney and Barney?
18:24Dude, what a slapper.
18:25Shut it, bro.
18:26Well, that's true.
18:27That's what she is.
18:28First me, then Barney one of you should get in there.
18:30That's free.
18:31That's easy.
18:32Tina, it's a big day.
18:33She's got no one to help.
18:36No.
18:37No.
18:38I can't even believe you'd ask me that, to be honest.
18:40Look, I ain't what she's done.
18:41None of us will ever forget you.
18:43Walk away.
18:44Just let the bar launch flop,
18:45and then you just wave goodbye to her
18:47as she buggles off in the back of the black cab.
18:49Cause, I mean, let's be honest,
18:50the minute she's got nothing left for us,
18:51she ain't even gonna say goodbye.
18:52Peter's had a massive bustle with Lauren.
18:54Anna's in Marbella.
18:55And take it from someone who never knew their real mum
18:58when you found yours now.
18:59You know, don't be so quick to turn your back on her.
19:02No.
19:03No.
19:08Damn.
19:21Custody?
19:22Of my kids?
19:23If you even try it,
19:25I will make sure you never see either of them ever again.
19:27How did you find out about that?
19:28Honey.
19:29She told me all about your little conversation with Johnny.
19:33And just, so you know,
19:35so you don't start accusing me yet,
19:37Honey is looking after Jimmy.
19:38I've not left him on the bar, in the pub, on his own.
19:40What do you want me to do, Lauren?
19:42Seriously, what do you want me to do?
19:43I'm not leaving them with you
19:44and just praying that you don't relapse.
19:46That's not happening.
19:48And even when I brought up honesty with you the other day,
19:50you went all weird, like you're hiding something from me.
19:52Do you know?
19:55We're finished.
19:56We can't. Why would you...
19:57No.
19:58I mean it.
20:00We're done.
20:01For good this time.
20:05You know, you're just like your mum.
20:07You're scheming, manipulating.
20:10I'm never gonna trust a single word you ever say to me again.
20:13We're not open.
20:24Cowboys, right?
20:26Oh.
20:27So you finally decided to acknowledge I still exist.
20:30I could go straight back out the door again.
20:32Sorry.
20:33Oh.
20:36She really does hate me, doesn't she?
20:39She's just inherited your ability to bear a crutch.
20:43But after all the things that were said at Christmas,
20:45it's hardly surprising, is it?
20:47What is the point of doing any of this
20:50so my own kids can't stand the sight of me?
20:52Right.
20:53I've had to think.
21:03And I can hire you some agency staff,
21:06and you can pay me back when you can.
21:09Why would you do that?
21:12For the girls.
21:13And for Peter.
21:14You really need to make this work.
21:18But you also really need to stop letting them down.
21:27Right.
21:29Might as well make the most of me while I'm here.
21:33Come on.
21:34All right, Varnie.
21:35I've been hearing about you and Varn, you all right?
21:36You can all run.
21:37Hey, record this.
21:38Look, I just wanted to say that
21:39if you ever need anything,
21:40I'm still going to be here for you.
21:41So what, you're still interested, yeah?
21:42Yeah, of course I am.
21:43How about a kiss then?
21:44Okay.
21:45Yeah.
21:46Oh!
21:48Why'd you do that?
21:49Hey, Amy, post it.
21:50Married.
21:51Aren't you fucking out for you two to get married?
21:52Bad enough being tricked into a partnership with you.
21:53You're only paying for half of it.
21:54We're doing our bit.
21:55Kathy, respectfully, stop being grumpy.
21:56I don't know.
21:57I don't know anything.
21:58No, I'm still going to be here for you.
21:59I don't know anything.
22:00No, I'm still going to be here for you.
22:01So what, you're still interested, yeah?
22:02Yeah, of course I am.
22:03How about a kiss then?
22:04Okay.
22:05Yeah.
22:06Oh!
22:07Why'd you do that?
22:08Hey, Amy, post it.
22:10Married.
22:11Why aren't you fucking out for you two to get married?
22:13Bad enough being tricked into a partnership with you.
22:15You're only paying for half of it.
22:16We're doing our bit.
22:17Kathy, respectfully, stop being grumpy.
22:20I think it's fantastic news.
22:22Yes, I do.
22:23But I do love love.
22:25You know, I can't help it.
22:26Love.
22:27Yeah.
22:28I've got an idea.
22:30Yes, I've got a vision.
22:32Bad scene wedding planner, please.
22:33Yeah.
22:34Well, if I'm going into business with monkeys,
22:36I've got to be prepared to lose the odd crate of bananas, haven't I?
22:39And what's that supposed to mean?
22:40It means?
22:41All right, then.
22:42It's your funeral.
22:43It's my wedding, actually.
22:45Yeah.
22:46So, Kim, what ideas you got?
22:48Oh, big ideas, mate.
22:50Just make sure you make a massive go,
22:52because I want Kathy and Harvey to wince when they have to fork out.
22:57A bit more, she'll write.
22:58Hang on.
23:00That's it?
23:01Right.
23:02Yeah, have a look. Come and look.
23:04Yeah.
23:06So why are you keeping that gay bar?
23:08I mean, aren't you narrowing your market?
23:10Well, do you want me in direct competition with Vic?
23:12Well, no. I mean, people are either pub people or bar people.
23:14Well, I've done my research, and there is not one single LGBT bar in this area.
23:20Plus, I can market this place much better than Kathy can.
23:24And also, do you know that most male strippers who work in gay venues are actually straight?
23:29Ah.
23:30So you've got gay bars so you can meet straight male strippers.
23:33Oh.
23:34Carnage off.
23:37You're in here?
23:39She's got you wrapped right around her finger, hasn't she?
23:41No, no, she hasn't, no.
23:42Look, the only thing your dad is interested in is me proving to you that I'm not a complete failure.
23:49She already is a complete failure.
23:51No, no, no, no.
23:52That is where you're wrong, Gina, because I am actually a really good businesswoman, and you could learn a lot from me.
23:59I mean, as a mother, yes, a complete and utter failure.
24:04I love the fact that I am.
24:07But the fact that you can't even look at me without that hurt and that anger in your eyes just makes me so ashamed.
24:17And I'm sorry, I'm sorry for what I've said and what I've done to you and Anna and Peter.
24:24And it's a good job Steve and Lucy are dead, isn't it?
24:27Because at least I can't screw up their lives.
24:29Look, Gina, she's your mother.
24:32And despite everything, I believe, she sees this as her last chance to do the right thing by you.
24:39I do.
24:41Yeah.
24:42Okay.
24:45What, what are we doing next?
24:47Um, well, er, these chairs all, all need sitting.
24:54We, we could put them in a store room.
24:56Please.
24:59Yeah.
25:00Good idea.
25:01Right.
25:02Well, where's George disappeared after?
25:04I've no idea.
25:05And to be honest, I'm in too good a mood to care.
25:08If Cindy's bar fails, which it will, with any luck, she'll lift her skirt and hitch her right out of town.
25:14We can hope.
25:15Indeed we can.
25:16Ha ha ha ha ha.
25:17Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
25:22Oh, no!
25:23Yeah!
25:24Yeah!
25:25Congratulations, mate.
25:26Yeah, nice one.
25:27How are you, Ray?
25:28Well, let's hope to start.
25:29Great things to come.
25:30Never give up, my little lads.
25:31Never give up, my little lads.
25:32Listen, I just wanna say, alright?
25:33Putting my initial reaction aside, I wish you every happiness, Kat.
25:36Oh.
25:37Although, having the photos before the wedding, it's a bit like putting the cart before the
25:40horse, innit?
25:41Monkey?
25:42Horse?
25:43Anything else you wanna call me?
25:44Oh, stop it!
25:45Oh, I've got a brilliant idea for the stag and hen.
25:48Oh, no, no, I'm not having one.
25:49Yeah.
25:50Hey, hey, hey, what are you talking about, Kim?
25:51Of course we are, darling, we are.
25:52Look, I'm thinking joint party, I'm thinking iconic.
25:55Yeah, you'd like to be quick.
25:57Oh, tomorrow night?
25:58Yeah, let's do it tomorrow night.
25:59I'll organise it, yeah?
26:00I'm organising it as joint stag and hen.
26:02Oh.
26:03You mean a hag?
26:04Yeah.
26:05And what's a hag do without a theme?
26:07Let me tell you, I have got the perfect theme.
26:10More bubbly, everyone!
26:11Hooray!
26:12Hooray!
26:13Thank you!
26:14That's not expected.
26:15We've only been gone a few days.
26:17They're not cheering us, you silly cat.
26:20Cat and Alfie are getting married!
26:24What does she mean, you're getting married?
26:27I've never said anything before.
26:28I didn't know before, it happened so quick.
26:30Jean, whatever you're doing tomorrow, forget about it, yeah?
26:33I'm planning a joint stag and hen.
26:35Yeah, we're getting married next week.
26:37No, not exactly.
26:38We're going to have the reception, and then we're going to wait a while.
26:40Cat, I'm a bit confused.
26:43Did you tell Harvey before me?
26:45I'm not going to stop.
26:48Well, yeah, but it's not what it looks like.
26:50That's exactly what it looks like.
26:52You're trying to steal my family from me as well now?
26:55Drinking champagne?
26:56Why shouldn't you drink champagne?
26:58We're paying for half the wedding.
26:59What are you talking about?
27:00What's she talking about?
27:01We need to find out this way.
27:03Okay, what have you done?
27:04Okay, just, um...
27:06Let's just pipe down, okay?
27:08It's nothing to get worked up over.
27:10It's just, um...
27:11Well, me and Cat, we're going into a business partnership with Cathy and Harvey, alright?
27:15It wasn't my idea, alright?
27:17I agreed before I knew about the Harvey bit, but...
27:19It's got all the contacts, and I'm fighting a losing battle with all these cab apps.
27:23So you'd sell your own family down the river?
27:26That's rich coming from you.
27:28You're the one that went swanning off and left me dealing with Stacy climbing the walls.
27:32Shh!
27:33Oh!
27:34You marry Alfie and change your name back to Moon, because as far as I'm concerned, you're no longer a Slater!
27:41Eh.
27:43Jesus.
27:44Do you want to slip one more.
27:48Oh, yeah, no she's not!