- 6/12/2025
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00:00So you don't want to marry me?
00:16No, I don't.
00:19I do love you.
00:20You could have told me earlier.
00:21My head's been mashed up.
00:24Everything's gone wrong today.
00:26Then I spoke to Tommy.
00:28What? He put the boot in because I asked him about the laptop.
00:30Well, don't start on him.
00:32He didn't have a clue what you were talking about.
00:34I was trying my best there, okay?
00:36And then I was distracted by the limo.
00:38There you go, see? That's it. That's my problem.
00:41I asked you to have a serious chat with our son.
00:45And all you was worried about was chasing after shiny things.
00:48I'm about family.
00:50You're about fluff.
00:51Yeah, I was trying to give you both, Kat.
00:53And you failed on both.
00:54That's not fair. That isn't.
00:56You know, I spend all my time trying to give you and the boys a better life.
01:01What is this? Like one strike and I'm out?
01:03I love you.
01:05The kids love you and we had it all worked out.
01:08Oh, okay.
01:10Oh, what?
01:11You want to go back to being major?
01:12I don't know.
01:14I don't know.
01:17I just don't want to spend a life of broken promises.
01:21Building my hopes up for them to just...
01:23To just come crashing down.
01:28You are so lucky to have me.
01:30Oh, yeah, because you're such a catch and...
01:32I care. I get it.
01:35You don't want to marry me?
01:37Not a problem.
01:38Let me tell you something, sweetheart.
01:40I certainly don't want to be with you anymore.
01:43All right?
01:46You slept with a stranger.
01:49Why?
01:51Not a spite?
01:52I'm sorry.
02:02I'm sorry.
02:22I'm sorry.
02:52Billy, seriously, I wouldn't bother, mate.
02:59I'm no mechanic, Alf, and I know you've got bigger fish to fry,
03:03but you can't leave the bus on a square like this, can you?
03:11Fill your boots, Tommy, so we can watch the film with Freddie and the boys, yeah?
03:17Put it on Alfie's tab.
03:19Sure.
03:19Thanks.
03:19See you none.
03:20Bye, love.
03:22Aren't you, uh, meant to be at the wedding?
03:25No idea.
03:26No one tells us anything.
03:28Do you want to come back to mine, play some Fortnite, take your mind off it?
03:31Nah, I just want to be my brothers.
03:33Right.
03:34Well, if you change your mind, then let me know.
03:48Back so soon?
03:50Yeah, well, I took a time out.
03:52Well, I was so angry that you lied to me again, and this time it was about Sabrina.
04:10And then I saw you hugging Cindy, and I thought, there's certainly something going on there.
04:21Then this man made me feel like I was the first choice for once.
04:29And I slept with him.
04:30And I slept with him.
04:35Total stranger.
04:36Stephen, late fifties, not from anywhere around here.
04:43And nothing compared to you.
04:46So why risk our marriage for a cheap leg over with him?
04:54Laney, I've known you for years.
04:57This isn't you.
04:58You go to other women all the time for comfort.
05:01I don't sleep with them.
05:03You lie all the time.
05:06About where you are, who you've been with.
05:08Oh, yes, and it's always with your ex-wives.
05:12Aye.
05:20That's not true.
05:23Well, it makes me doubt everything you say.
05:27And it makes me doubt myself.
05:30Truthfully, I did something really wrong last night.
05:36But I am not going to take all the blame.
05:40I don't live with lies anymore.
05:50Harry!
05:53Harry!
05:53Harry, any good at fixing buses?
05:57That's your heap of junk on the square, is it?
05:59Yeah, I might have known.
06:00But I was supposed to take me and Kat to the wedding,
06:03but we had to call it off.
06:04So if we were waiting, just get out of your system
06:05and have a good laugh now, yeah?
06:09Oh, look!
06:11I'll take a look.
06:16I could wring your neck, you silly girl.
06:18He dumped me.
06:20Because you called the wedding off.
06:22Alfie deserves better.
06:23So do I.
06:25I'll be with your kids.
06:27They deserve better too.
06:29Jane, talk some sense into her.
06:35So.
06:39What is it you love about Alfie?
06:43He's got a big heart.
06:45And big dreams.
06:47And what are you scared of?
06:49Spending the rest of my life apologising to my boys
06:52because he keeps breaking his promises.
06:54I'm better off on my own.
06:55If anything goes wrong, there's no one to blame.
06:59Well, there is another way of looking at it.
07:00Oh, do tell.
07:02Well, you've got a man who tries really hard to make you happy.
07:06He has a kerfuffle and pulls flat on his face from time to time,
07:09so he stumbles occasionally.
07:11But at least he tries.
07:14My kids deserve better than that chump.
07:17Oh, you're a hard woman to love, Catslator.
07:20Excuse me?
07:21Well, you want a man to give you the world
07:23and then you throw it back in his face
07:24because he hasn't gift-wrapped it properly.
07:26So?
07:27Well, I've got standards.
07:29It's self-sabotage.
07:32I would walk over hot coals to have what you have,
07:34but no, you're walking away because Alfie loves you too much.
07:39Don't compare us, Jean.
07:41You and me want different things.
07:42I don't think we do.
07:45And you're no spring chicken.
07:47Starting again at your age isn't for the faint-hearted.
07:50Well, you'd know.
07:51You slapped me again?
07:59Yes, sorry.
08:01Please don't slap me back.
08:14Oh, God.
08:16What have I done?
08:21Right, well, the bus.
08:26It's up and running.
08:28Look at you.
08:30Good man to lick your dinner money off you.
08:33So, where is it?
08:35You cheat on Cat?
08:36Cat cheat on you?
08:36No, stop.
08:38That's your calling card.
08:40Right.
08:40Says the man looking like he's had the best day of his life.
08:44Okay, fool.
08:44Let's just...
08:45Hold on.
08:45I just wanted to give Cat the best wedding,
08:48unlike the last one where she turned up on the tube.
08:50Do you remember that?
08:51I mean, who lets a bride do that?
08:52Exactly.
08:54Okay.
08:56Limo was nicked.
08:58Bus is knackered.
09:00I'm recording.
09:02So she dumped you because of transport.
09:04That's...
09:05That's going to hurt, isn't it?
09:06No, no.
09:06I just...
09:07I think I need to be with someone who appreciates me.
09:09I just think I deserve better.
09:11That's...
09:11What?
09:11What?
09:12What?
09:12Huh?
09:13You dumped Cat?
09:15Yeah.
09:16You know?
09:17Do you know what the biggest killer of men is?
09:20Ourselves.
09:22Our egos.
09:23Always looking at what the other bloke's got, you know?
09:25Concentrating on what didn't work out for us and getting angry about it,
09:28rather than being grateful for...
09:29For what did.
09:31Maybe that's why we drink too much and sleep around and gamble and do all that stuff.
09:35I don't know, but I know that it nearly...
09:37It nearly killed me.
09:38And when me and Cat was together, you hung around and you hung around.
09:44You kept trying to win her back.
09:45And you did, in the end.
09:46You did.
09:47You won.
09:49No, she's not a fairground goldfish.
09:52It's not a competition.
09:53Ain't it?
09:54Because I lost.
09:55And you...
09:56You're going to chuck it all away because Cat's certainly poor, little ego.
10:00No, no, no.
10:01It's just...
10:02I can't make her happy, all right?
10:03And I just don't want to spend...
10:05I don't want to spend my life disappointing someone.
10:07If she had forgiven me, I would have given her anything she wanted because she...
10:12She deserves it.
10:18Oh, God.
10:21Well done.
10:33I'm sorry.
10:40Were you marrying me?
10:44Yes.
10:45Come here, you.
11:03You didn't join me at the wedding.
11:12Not that it matters.
11:14You called it all.
11:18I thought you'd appreciate time away from me.
11:27Denise gave me a good talking to.
11:29She said, I must say how much I cherish you.
11:38And I do.
11:43I know you do.
11:48For a long time now, I was scared of hurting you.
11:52So when you asked me to massage you, I was kind of worried it was too soon.
11:57That wasn't your decision to make, Patrick.
12:00Yeah, but then I ended up hurting you.
12:03Exactly what I was trying to avoid.
12:07You.
12:10You didn't hurt me.
12:15Look, I...
12:16I just don't want to ever remind you of that man.
12:23Okay?
12:23I'm sorry for what I said.
12:31You.
12:33Could never remind me of that man.
12:37Patrick, you are kind.
12:40And you're gentle.
12:42And you're strong.
12:43And you're passionate.
12:44And I miss you, Patrick.
12:45I miss every part of you.
12:46I don't want you to ever feel responsible for me.
12:54Not after what you've been through.
12:57No, I...
12:58I need to step up for you.
13:04I go respect your wishes.
13:06And I'll go listen to you.
13:21Let's just take it slowly.
13:25I'm going to take it as slow as you want.
13:30Oh, why don't people in this flat tidy up after themselves?
13:43I was around in a pub.
13:47Yeah.
13:48All the show downstairs.
13:51Upstairs, things falling apart.
13:54Well, it wasn't like that in Marbella.
13:56Your son's spoke down your memory.
14:00That house was a tip.
14:03Wrecked bikinis everywhere.
14:06Well, we could go back there.
14:08Start again.
14:12See you later.
14:15Can't delete what's happened.
14:18Why not?
14:19Cindy did.
14:20She deleted 25 years.
14:22Would you stop talking about Cindy?
14:23You're obsessed.
14:24You slept with someone.
14:27You did that.
14:30And that's...
14:31That's why I'm leaving.
14:34Wait there.
14:35So what's this?
14:54These are for my first championship.
15:15But I'd give them away for a raffle.
15:17How did you get them?
15:19eBay.
15:19eBay.
15:26You're the best thing that's happened to me.
15:40It's over.
15:41It's over.
15:49Here comes the prize!
15:57It's gorgeous.
15:59No, you're gorgeous.
16:00Huh?
16:01Did I get a set of a pack?
16:02Yes.
16:03Um, yeah, well, uh, not quite.
16:05Come on, I'll be fine.
16:10Come in.
16:15If you can't go to the wedding, the wedding shall come to you, my children.
16:19Come on, darling.
16:20Climb on.
16:21Come on.
16:22Come on.
16:23Come on.
16:24Come on.
16:25Come on.
16:26Come on.
16:27Come on.
16:28Come on.
16:29Go on.
16:30Come on.
16:31Come on.
16:32Come on.
16:33I vow to be honest with you always, I vow to always put you first, to support you even
16:48if it gets in the way of my dreams.
16:52I vow to accept you, embrace you and celebrate you and remember that your kindness and passion
17:00is why I love you and I vow to be patient with you when things don't go my way.
17:09By the power invested in me and little baby Jesus, I'll pronounce you husband and wife.
17:17Go on, give her a snog.
17:18Yeah, all right, come here you.
17:30Oh yeah, you're going on holiday to kiss and make up.
17:43What's happened?
17:46Me and Elaine decided to split up, we're going our separate ways.
17:54Which ways are you going?
17:57Look at Kojo, it means that Elaine has finally stopped putting up with Dad's lies.
18:02I'm sorry Gina, I'm sure this is my fault, I cheated on your dad.
18:13You did?
18:14Gary.
18:15No, no, no, why should I?
18:17After all the times that you've made him beg for forgiveness.
18:19I'm sorry, I love you and your sister like you...
18:22Then why did you do it?
18:29Hey!
18:30Here we go, come on, sweetheart.
18:31Oh!
18:32Congratulations!
18:33Oh, thank you, Linda.
18:34This is beautiful.
18:35Oh, it's my small way of saying thanks.
18:37No, your husband was a good friend to me when I did deserve it.
18:38Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.
18:39Come on, you.
18:40You were ill and now you're better, yeah?
18:41And that's all that matters.
18:42Be happy.
18:43Yes!
18:44So you deserve it.
18:45Yeah, but don't do it.
18:46Any chance of your mum or George helping us?
18:47I am so sorry, Trace.
18:48God knows what it's like upstairs, I doubt it.
18:49Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
18:50Me!
18:51Me!
18:52Me!
18:53Me!
18:54It's not etiquette to touch the horse's doobus when the clean film's still on it.
18:55Touch the what?
18:56Haud'oeuvres is French.
18:57No, no, no.
18:58All she's doing is French buffet.
18:59I always thought the French buffet buffet was le buffet.
19:00I love a French buffet.
19:01I thought the Chinese in it.
19:02All you can eat, innit?
19:03Yeah, I suppose all you can have a fork buffet.
19:04Oh, I don't know.
19:05You deserve it.
19:06You deserve it.
19:07Yeah, but don't do it.
19:08Any chance of your mum or George helping us?
19:09I am so sorry, Trace.
19:10God knows what it's like upstairs, I doubt it.
19:11Me!
19:12Me!
19:13Me!
19:14Me!
19:15Me!
19:16Me!
19:17Me!
19:18Me!
19:19Me!
19:20Me!
19:21I suppose all you can have a fork buffet.
19:23Well, a finger buffet.
19:24Personally, I've found a fork fiddly.
19:25I always prefer a finger.
19:33Cass, you look gorgeous.
19:35Thank you!
19:36So do you.
19:37Of course, lovely to do, Cat.
19:38But it should be, shouldn't it?
19:39Seeing as me and Harvey paid for half of it.
19:41Showing about the limo, innit?
19:44Yeah, well, let's worry about that tomorrow.
19:46Today, you celebrate!
19:48Cheers!
19:49Hey, Ross.
19:51Good to see our boys at any home.
19:54Yeah.
19:57Joel needed a good mate.
19:59Yeah, so you tell me.
20:01Maybe we should make the effort, yeah?
20:04Truce?
20:05Truce.
20:06Yeah, come on, have a seat.
20:07Cheers, cheers.
20:08Support us if you're prepared, see it?
20:10There you go, I'm good.
20:12What's your having, son?
20:13Come on in, boy.
20:14It's my old age.
20:15Cheers.
20:19I'm sorry.
20:27Will you come and see me sometime?
20:29You know, I still work here, don't I?
20:32Well, yeah, but I didn't like to assume that you want to.
20:35No, no, my life choices don't revolve around my dad.
20:38You have been our mum for years.
20:40And you've been a better woman than Cindy has been.
20:44I love you, Alana, so much, darling girl.
20:49Ladies and gents, a little bit of hush, please.
20:52We welcome the best boy to the stage.
20:54The one.
20:56The only.
20:57Mr. Tommy Murray!
21:00Yeah, Tommy!
21:01Yeah, Tommy!
21:08When we was little,
21:11and Dad weren't around,
21:14Mum didn't have much money.
21:15But she'd always make silly faces
21:19and voices to cheer us up.
21:22She never gave up making us happy.
21:27When Dad came back,
21:29we didn't know him that well,
21:31but
21:32he never stopped showing us
21:35what an amazing man he really is.
21:39I'm glad you came back, Dad.
21:40A while back,
21:45I did some
21:48stupid,
21:50stupid things
21:51and got fostered.
21:54I missed
21:55my mum and dad
21:57so much.
22:01And now,
22:03when Dad's doing his embarrassing rap,
22:07my mum's burning a horrible lasagna.
22:09they make me happy
22:13because
22:15they never,
22:17ever
22:18gave up on me.
22:22Now,
22:24raise your glasses
22:25to my mum and dad's,
22:27the bride and groom,
22:28Kat and Alfie!
22:29Hey,
22:32you little superstar.
22:34Yeah.
22:35My beautiful boy.
22:36I'd never give up on you.
22:39Hey!
22:39I like this one.
22:40Come on,
22:40you're going to do me the honour.
22:42Yeah,
22:42I'd love to.
22:43Come on then.
22:46Hey,
22:46come on!
22:47Change of speech,
23:01that's not what I told you to say.
23:03Better chat with my nose, yeah?
23:04No one listens to me round here.
23:06I'm going to head home.
23:07You,
23:09you can get back to the dance floor.
23:10Nah,
23:11I'll come with you.
23:14Alright?
23:15Yeah!
23:16Yeah!
23:17Yeah!
23:18Yeah!
23:19Woo!
23:19Woo!
23:20Woo!
23:20Woo!
23:21Woo!
23:21Woo!
23:22Woo!
23:22Woo!
23:23Woo!
23:23Woo!
23:24Woo!
23:24Woo!
23:25Woo!
23:26Woo!
23:27Woo!
23:28Woo!
23:29Woo!
23:30Woo!
23:31Woo!
23:32Woo!
23:33Woo!
23:34Woo!
23:35Woo!
23:40Alright.
23:52I'll see you lately.
23:53me the problem with women is they think they're equal to men when they're a much lower value
24:10species you my brother have to assert your dominance and teach them why are you showing
24:16me that loser well because you just made a mug out of yourself in front of the whole pub
24:20telling mummy and daddy how much you love them well they liked it yeah your dad would say anything
24:26just to please your mum because he'd been brainwashed didn't he by who by your mum by women
24:32oh look if you want to be treated with more respect yeah then listen to this guy
24:39jake zagan he's got two million followers
24:42go on then
24:48any low value female who sleeps around doesn't deserve a real man
24:54but where are the real men these days
24:57can i get a kiss
25:06i would like that very much
25:10yeah the last few days were the worse
25:23i felt like you were slipping away from me i didn't like it at all at all at all
25:29but one bit
25:30and i um
25:34i ask you a question
25:38will you marry me
25:44will you marry me
25:48will
25:49yes
25:52yes of course i will
25:55yes
26:02yes
26:04yes
26:11yes
26:12yes
26:14yes
26:15yes
26:20Oh, George! She was with me on his own time!
26:22Oh, George! Take me! Take me!
26:24Take me over!
26:26What's the name?
26:36Who are the newlyweds?
26:38They snuck off home.
26:40They're newlyweds. What do you expect?
26:42Right, who was the newlyweds?
26:44Got away with that then?
26:46Yeah. Yeah.
26:48What a mad day.
26:50Well, it's been a mad few years, hasn't it?
26:52I'm knackered.
26:54I want to change anything, though.
26:56Not all them rousing misunderstandings.
26:58Really?
27:00Yeah, well, all the screaming blue murder
27:02and all the snot and the tears.
27:04No, because that's what's got us here.
27:06Yeah. No, that's true.
27:08That's true, darling.
27:10We did it, didn't we?
27:12Yeah, we did it.
27:14We did it.
27:16We did it.
27:17We did it.
27:18I love you, Mr. Moon.
27:19Hey.
27:20I love you, Mrs. Moon.
27:24Wow.
27:26Now, what I want to do right now
27:28is to lay here
27:30and look up at the stars
27:32and the moon
27:34with the one person
27:36in this whole world that I love.
27:38there's a total adore.
27:40Oh my gosh.
27:42You know I love you,
27:45but I'm like
27:48love
27:50never want to ever
27:51love
27:53love
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