Poker Face Season 1 Episode 5
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00:00But I know why you're here
00:03She wants to know how I feel
00:08Tell her that I'm happy
00:12Tell her that I'm gay
00:17Tell her I was happy
00:21Any other way
00:30I'm telling you, it's a planet again
00:47Pluto was always a planet
00:49No, it wasn't
00:51Now it is again
00:52This is like when you tried to tell me a strawberry is a nut
00:55Strawberry is a nut
00:56Anything with seeds on the outside is a nut
00:59A raspberry
01:00A nut
01:01I hate your cunt heart
01:04My tots are done
01:07Oh, whoopee
01:08So, what are we gonna watch tonight?
01:10You wanna keep going with euphorica?
01:13Kids who think they invented fucking?
01:15No, thank you
01:16Oh, shit
01:17Goddamn Fletchers have the remote
01:19Hey, Fletchers
01:20We're gonna watch Shark Tank
01:21Majority rules the remote
01:24Majority rules my foot up your ass
01:27What is this garbage?
01:28You finished Quaints for Shire Murders
01:31And now you want us to care about who dies in Norway?
01:34The blonde did it
01:36Bitches
01:37Ah!
01:39Alright
01:39Oh, Irene
01:43Did you charge your heart cuffs?
01:45I sure did, Billy
01:47Well, that's hilarious
01:50Because, um, I'm showing Irene
01:52Zero percent
01:53No transmission
01:54Oh, well
01:55You wanna track my every movement
01:56So you know every time I go to the bathroom
01:59So you can jerk it to the knowledge that I'm pooping
02:02It's not a GPS, Irene
02:03All it is is track your vital signs
02:04You're not gonna chip me like some dog
02:07Last chance
02:11Last chance to sign up for the Z trip
02:14Oh, sure, great
02:17Oh, wait, though
02:20Will we get back in time to change our diapers and to watch Stella Dubbies?
02:25We're not fucking toddlers, Betty
02:27We've seen emus before
02:29If you can't make an effort to be a more positive community presence
02:33I may have to report your illegal drug plans to the administration
02:38No, no, no
02:39No, no, no
02:40A life-saving medicine
02:42I know you don't have drachoma
02:44And I hate this witchy Chinese game you're playing
02:48What are these, runes?
02:49That's right, Betty
02:50We're Satanists who love drugs
02:54I'm a fucking cop
02:59And I'm gonna do set up on our heart cuff system
03:13But I'll let you get settled in first
03:16You thinking what I'm thinking
03:32We have to kill that motherfucker
03:39Are we happy?
03:56I'm coming down, down, down, down, down
03:58Coming down with a heartache
04:00I ain't sick, but I gotta feel
04:08Blood crushes running high
04:11Those ain't right, I can't sleep at night
04:16And he's the reason why
04:18Watch out, Earnhardt
04:22This ain't bumper cars
04:23Look, I am so sorry
04:25Wait a minute
04:25I mean, I guess I was just going a little bit too fast
04:28You alright?
04:29Yeah
04:29Mario Andretti over here
04:31The doctor can diagnose
04:33Cause when her heart's lost the fourth part
04:37And can't feel that the step is going
04:40What's wrong with me
04:42I said it's a simple fact
04:44I don't believe
04:45Yeah, but coming back
04:47I'm coming down
04:48Coming down
04:50Coming down
04:52Coming down
04:53I'm coming down, down, down, down, down
04:56Joyce, can you wheel me over to the shitter?
05:03You have to go again?
05:04You have to go again?
05:34Hurry up in there
05:58The bus is here
05:59The animals aren't going anywhere
06:01We can't miss the orangutan show
06:03She's very impressive
06:05Betty, you think Velcro is impressive
06:08Oh, you're not scared
06:09Oh, you're looking indented
06:10Oh, you're fine
06:10Don't tell her
06:11Oh, you know
06:11You're so busy
06:12Oh, you're good
06:13Oh, you're so stupid
06:16balanced
06:16Oh, you're so upset
06:16Oh, you're so messed up
06:20Yeah, sorry
06:21How is this?
06:21Oh, you're so not
06:22Good
06:22Oh, you're so stupid
06:25You're so sorry
06:26I've been through
06:27Tell her
06:28I'll give her
06:29Oh, you're so glad
06:30I'll give her
06:31You're so Hope
06:31I'm so glad
06:31I'll give her
06:32She's got you
06:32No, you're so bad
06:33I love you
06:34I'll give her
06:35It's a fucking shroud
06:35campa 받아
06:36Oh, my God.
07:06I'm so glad you came back.
07:36It's 11.10.
07:51The bus is going to leave.
07:54I got a piss.
07:55What the hell is she doing in there?
07:56I don't know what to tell you people.
07:58She has diarrhea.
07:59That's it.
08:01I've had it.
08:01The bus is ready?
08:03Betty.
08:03Betty.
08:05Oh, good.
08:07You going to help me wipe?
08:09Because my crevices have crevices.
08:12Excuse me.
08:13Big deal.
08:34Detention, would our guest from Mossy Oak's retirement please meet the zookeeper liaison in the primate area?
08:43Melanie is performing now.
08:46Okay.
08:48Okay.
08:49I think this is good.
08:51Right here?
08:52Okay.
08:53Here.
08:54Let's do this.
08:56Okay.
08:57You ready?
08:59I'm good.
08:59You don't look ready.
09:02I'm just...
09:03I'm good.
09:17Girl.
09:20Good.
09:21Here.
09:21Take this off.
09:23I'm going to get in the pulse.
09:27Let's go.
09:28Let's go.
09:30Charging.
09:32Excellent.
09:34Clear.
09:36And clear.
09:38And clear.
09:40Oh, dear, who is that?
09:59New guy from 312.
10:01Man, heart attack.
10:10Oh, dear.
10:40Does the perfect murder exist?
10:49This I have asked the Owls.
11:00Hey, do you mind?
11:02Sorry.
11:03Hey, hey, hey.
11:04Don't worry about the Fletchers.
11:06Well, the Fletchers, thanks.
11:08You gotta say, they seem very hardcore.
11:10What are they, the Dutch?
11:11No, just into murder.
11:13Very rude.
11:15Now, me, I would never tell a lady when to stop sucking.
11:24What the fuck, dude?
11:25Pete, stop pestering the new girl, come on.
11:29And don't forget to sign up for the zoo trip next week.
11:33That is a very pervy guy.
11:35It's pervy Pete.
11:36Explains it.
11:37Steer clear of his entire gang, chlamydia cow and gonorrhea Greg.
11:42They're creeps.
11:42Well, at least truth in advertising, huh?
11:44Actually, I think it's Greg that has chlamydia.
11:47Aha.
11:48So kind of an Iceland-Greenland scenario.
11:51I know everything about everyone who lives here.
11:54Just stick with me.
11:55I'm Betty.
11:56Hopefully not botulism, Betty.
11:57Most people don't realize all the things you can do with an Instapot.
12:03Cheesecake.
12:04Denver omelet.
12:06I once made a beef-boring night in 22 minutes.
12:11Ladies, would you please turn your ghetto blaster down?
12:15Watch out for these two.
12:23They're villains.
12:24And junkies.
12:25All right.
12:27They're a little den of iniquity in this place.
12:30Whatever you do, stay away from Joyce and Irene.
12:33I don't think I want to know.
12:41I really don't.
12:43Oh!
12:43Oh, that was awful.
12:45You guys are trouncing me because you're a pair of shuffle sharks.
12:48Your form is off.
12:50You're too tense.
12:51You need to loosen up.
12:52I'm loose.
12:53All right.
12:53That's my whole thing.
12:54Am I not loose?
12:55You should try rage therapy.
12:57What's that?
12:58That shit doesn't do it.
13:07You come on.
13:08Reach deep.
13:09It starts in the labia.
13:12You know, I think that I'm fine with bottling.
13:18You don't want to see me unbottled.
13:20You can't handle the unbottled.
13:24Thing that got a sore stint at Bedford Hills.
13:26Yeah.
13:28Lazy.
13:28Because we're really inside, huh?
13:30Yeah.
13:30Upstate.
13:31We were political prisoners.
13:33Oh, no shit.
13:34No shit whatsoever.
13:36How'd you get into that?
13:38I was in college.
13:39It was a turbulent time.
13:42Oh, yeah.
13:43I mean, the 60s.
13:44Did you hear that?
13:4570s, bitch.
13:45Oh, right.
13:46You know, I was going to say the 90s because of all the flannel.
13:49You'd have been better off going there.
13:50I'm so sorry.
13:51That's true.
13:52Just a pair of tweens and a shuffleboard.
13:56Whoa, whoa.
13:57Why, Reen?
13:58Yeah, that's right.
14:01Very straight edge.
14:03I mean, not at all what I was expecting.
14:05Yeah, I was on the straight and narrow before I met my guardian devil.
14:09What?
14:09Yeah, she was shouting down some co-eds on the quad and I heard what she was saying and
14:14my brain opened up.
14:16World didn't make sense before that.
14:18And then it did.
14:19Yeah, it's adorable.
14:20She brought me into the group and changed my life.
14:28Introduced me to Gabriel.
14:31Oh, la, la.
14:32Who's this Gabriel?
14:34What's who's Gabriel?
14:35Gabriel started the group.
14:37He recruited me and he trained us.
14:40Trained us?
14:40Inspired us.
14:41He was our, he was our guiding light.
14:46I see what's happening here.
14:47I'm getting a real magnetic vibe.
14:48Like a cult leader with pretty eyes.
14:50Yeah, you look like one of those white guys you see in the picture frames that you buy
14:53from Target.
14:54Excuse me.
14:54Don't excuse you.
14:55Don't you're nuts.
14:56Uh-uh.
14:56Excuse me.
14:57Gabriel was hot.
14:59Okay, I'm going to split the diff.
15:01I'm going to picture my high school French teacher.
15:04Yeah.
15:05One thing for Sarah, though.
15:07Dick like a fire hydrant.
15:10Oh, good for Gabriel.
15:12Everyone in general.
15:13Yes.
15:13Well done, Gabriel.
15:15Gabriel was more than that.
15:17You know, he, he knew that we could make the world a better place if we hold the assholes
15:22to account.
15:24You feel me?
15:25I feel you.
15:26That was Gabriel.
15:27I feel you.
15:28I'm, I am picking up what you're putting down.
15:30And I got to say, you two are the coolest motherfuckers I have met in a very long time.
15:35Seriously, I mean, sorry to curse, but necessary.
15:39Cool.
15:39So what happened after that?
15:41What happened after you recruited you?
15:45We went to work.
15:55I got to say, it sounds like I was born in the wrong time.
16:03We were starting to get a reputation.
16:04The band even put our picture on the cover of their album, The Droopy Hughes.
16:08The Droopy Hughes.
16:11Gosh.
16:12What an awful name for a band.
16:14Were they any good?
16:15Awful.
16:15You mean like?
16:44Uh, Charlie, yes.
16:47But together.
16:50Okay.
16:51The euphoric generation can't handle the heat.
16:54Euphoria?
16:55How old do you think I am?
16:57And don't forget to charge your hard cuff, Irene.
16:59And don't forget to take your head out of the man's ass, Billy.
17:04You know you don't live here, right?
17:06Is that Elaine's cardigan?
17:08You know what?
17:08I found it in the, uh, The Lost and Found, which I got to say is stellar.
17:12So much stuff in there.
17:13Yeah, no, it's, uh, it's actually not lost.
17:15Um, she had an aneurysm and died in that sweater.
17:18Yeah, it smells like icy hot and a life well lived.
17:21She's gone full cocoon.
17:25Billy, will you marry me?
17:26Hey, Billy, Billy.
17:30So, you're living.
17:32You're loving.
17:33You're changing the world.
17:34What went wrong?
17:38Well, we were planning our most direct action.
17:43It was the real revolution.
17:45We were gonna set the world on fire.
17:49We were on the cusp.
17:51That's when it always happens, right?
17:53It was a raid.
18:13So, that's how?
18:16That's how you got arrested?
18:18Their plan wasn't to arrest us.
18:20They came in there with guns blazing.
18:25We all tried to run, but...
18:31Irene...
18:34Irene was brave.
18:40She couldn't leave Gabriel behind.
18:47Hey, look at me.
18:48I got you.
18:49Hey, I got you, okay?
18:51I got you.
18:52I can't feel my legs.
18:54I can't feel my legs.
18:56I can't feel my legs.
18:57They took...
19:08took everything.
19:11My legs...
19:12Our freedom.
19:17And Gabriel.
19:23Just hope he didn't suffer.
19:25But we'll...
19:28never know.
19:34Fucking Christ, man.
19:36You too.
19:37All that loss, and you keep moving forward.
19:41Just living your lives.
19:44Forgive and forget, right?
19:45Oh, sweetie.
19:46Oh, sweetie.
19:47No.
19:50We never forgive.
19:52We have yoga, swimming, potties, if that interests you.
20:08All right.
20:08If I can get your signature right here.
20:13Sign of the bomb.
20:14All right.
20:15We have you in a suite on our third floor, our medical care unit.
20:20I can give you a full tour of the facilities and get you set up with our heart cuff system,
20:24but I'll let you all get settled in first.
20:26Okay.
20:27What else?
20:27What else?
20:28Uh, okay.
20:29I think you guys are ready to come on up to the third floor.
20:32Let's go.
20:32Actually, I have someone to carry those bags for you.
20:35Charlie!
20:44All right.
20:45Uncle Ben, I've got to hit the road.
20:49I, uh...
20:50love you.
20:52Love you.
20:52I'm his nephew.
21:05Oh, sure.
21:10Want me to, uh, close that window?
21:12No, I like the cold.
21:14Ah.
21:18So where are you from?
21:21Nowhere.
21:22You got any visitors?
21:24I, uh, I can let the front know this place can be a real maze.
21:27I got no one.
21:35Can I write?
21:37I'll get this.
21:40Welcome.
21:43Catch a boat to England, baby.
21:46Maybe to Spain.
21:49Wherever I have gone.
21:52Wherever I've been and gone.
21:55Wherever I have gone.
21:57The blues
21:58are all the same.
22:06Gabriel.
22:06Even when I saw you, I couldn't believe it.
22:25We both couldn't.
22:26That I knew your eyes.
22:30I've thought about this moment for years.
22:37Imagining what I'd do and what I'd say if I ever saw you again.
22:45Wherever I've been and now that I finally found you.
22:52Well, I don't know.
22:54We would have looked for you.
22:55We never would have stopped looking.
22:58We thought you were dead.
23:00But you got away.
23:05Thank God you got away.
23:09Wherever I have played.
23:12Whenever I throw them dice.
23:15Wherever I have played.
23:17The blues.
23:19Have run the game.
23:27Maybe tomorrow, honey.
23:30Some place down the line.
23:32I'll wake up older.
23:36Some are children, mama.
23:39I'll wake up older.
23:41And I'll just stop all my trying.
23:44I didn't have a choice.
23:52Things had gotten out of hand.
23:54And I couldn't stop them.
23:56Not on my own.
24:00I know I did the right thing.
24:03But it kills me that I had hurt the ones I loved.
24:09It kills you.
24:10Man, we've lost decades of our lives.
24:18I lost my goddamn legs.
24:24I know.
24:26I'm sorry.
24:27That's why I'm here.
24:31I have this dream where I see the two of you in a crowd.
24:38And I follow you.
24:40For miles, for miles and miles.
24:42And until my feet bleed.
24:44I try to explain myself.
24:47But you never turn around.
24:49In 50 years.
24:52I never turn around.
24:55And I realize that the dream would never change until I told you the truth.
25:00Can you please forgive me?
25:04Can you please forgive me?
25:16Sure, Gabriel.
25:18You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
25:27You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
25:42We have to kill that motherfucker.
25:45It's 11.10.
25:47The bus is going to leave.
25:49I got a piss.
25:50What the hell is she doing in there?
25:52Look, I don't know what to tell you people.
25:54She has diarrhea.
25:55A little shitting about shitting.
25:58Rock on, ladies.
25:59Great.
26:00The bus is ready.
26:02All aboard for the zoo.
26:03Attention.
26:05Would our guest for Mossy Oaks retirement please be...
26:08Hey, ladies, I almost forgot.
26:11Check it out.
26:12I scored it on Etsy.
26:14Terpy Hughes.
26:15Okay, let's settle this.
26:16Which one is our friend Gabriel?
26:19Um...
26:21Huh?
26:22Not what I was expecting.
26:24But you did not overhype the D-train.
26:27No.
26:28Yeah.
26:29All right.
26:30So are you guys coming to see this chimp show?
26:32No, you know, we're gonna pass on it.
26:35We, uh...
26:35We have an allergy.
26:36It's a monkey dander.
26:39Ah.
26:40Yeah.
26:40Bullshit.
26:41And big mistakes.
26:43Enjoy.
26:44Get an eye and...
26:45Catch you on the flip side.
26:46On the flip side.
26:47All right, ladies.
26:48All right.
26:48That's good.
26:49Wait for me, chimpanzee.
26:55Now, Melanie, can you tell me what time it is?
26:59Two-two-twenty-three.
27:07Excellent.
27:08Wow.
27:08They're amazing.
27:10Ah, man.
27:12Joyce and Irina are really missing out.
27:17Deviants.
27:21Very uptight.
27:22You weren't even gone half a day.
27:28Who was it this time?
27:29A new guy, Ben.
27:32Oh, shit.
27:33Sticky.
27:38Who was Ben?
27:40That's, um...
27:41That's a question for each of us to answer for ourselves.
27:44And so, let us take a moment of silence to reflect on Ben's life and what he meant to
27:55each of us.
27:56Psst.
27:57Hey, fake nephew.
27:59Sorry for your loss, man.
28:00Scoot over.
28:01Why are you...
28:02I'm a real nephew.
28:06Listen, I don't care why you're lying.
28:08You know, if it was a sugar daddy situation or whatever, it's...
28:11It wasn't a...
28:12He was my uncle.
28:16Oh, sugar uncle?
28:17Regular uncle, no sugar.
28:19Aren't you like the bellhop?
28:21You didn't know him.
28:23Why are you here?
28:25Oh, he just...
28:26He seems sad, like...
28:27He didn't have anyone, and...
28:30I figured I could show up here at least.
28:33You know?
28:38The truth is...
28:39Well, I mean, I shouldn't tell you this, but he's dead now, so it's probably...
28:42I once knew a young man...
28:46Ben was in witness protection.
28:48I was his case agent.
28:54Wow.
28:54Oh, shit.
28:55Mm-hmm.
28:56So you're like, uh, FBI?
28:59Technically.
29:00I mean, yes, I am.
29:01It's just...
29:02I thought I'd be enough fighting the war on terror.
29:06Instead, I'm getting groceries for guys whose testimony was relevant before I was born.
29:11Never mind that I'm fluent in fucking Urdu.
29:14Oh, wow.
29:15Yeah.
29:17So is he, uh, like Mafia?
29:23Did he do, uh, what work?
29:25I've said too much already.
29:29Gosh.
29:30Who do I know this guy from?
29:32Is he on TV or something?
29:33I don't think so.
29:34Fire hydrant.
29:41Uh-oh.
29:41Uh-oh.
29:43Droopy Hughes.
29:44Droop what?
29:45Yeah, that's Gabriel.
29:46Look at his dick.
29:48Yes, what?
29:48How do you know that?
29:50Well, not to brag, but I'm friends with these pretty super cool chicks, Joyce and Irene,
29:54who live here, and, uh, they were telling me about their old flame.
29:57Oh, dude.
29:58Joyce Carter and Irene Smothers.
30:00Yes, Joyce and Irene.
30:01Joyce Carter and Irene Smothers are here.
30:03Yeah, they're my buds.
30:04We mahjong.
30:05Why?
30:07Fuck.
30:21Joyce, Irene, Special Agent Luca Clark, FBI, come with me, please.
30:26I'm coming down, down, down, down, down.
30:29Coming down with a hearty.
30:31Charlie.
30:33They used illegal drugs.
30:36They had zero respect for quiet time.
30:39And at the zoo, they were doing some kind of sexual zapping.
30:44And at Peter's birthday party, they both had two pieces of cake, and I didn't get any.
30:49Yes, ma'am.
30:50Thank you for sharing all this very helpful information.
30:53Those two are no good.
30:56Okay.
30:59What a fucking cop.
31:02Okay, so the hard cuff data pins the time of death, and Joyce and Irene were at the zoo, so they didn't kill Gabriel.
31:08Well, I could have told you that.
31:10Well, normally, if someone in witness protection meets the people he, you know, witnessed, and then suddenly drops dead.
31:18Wait, are you saying that Ben or Gabriel or whatever, he's the guy that ratted them out?
31:23Oh, God.
31:23I'm just so, so dumb.
31:24He said he wanted to transfer here.
31:26And I said, Mossy Oaks, sounds nice.
31:28I did zero research whatsoever.
31:30Oh, yes.
31:31No, that is not very thorough, but, uh, don't beat yourself up, because guess what?
31:36They didn't kill him.
31:37I mean, with the zoo and the time, and I know them, these guys are cool as shit, okay?
31:42They're not murderers.
31:44Charlie, Joyce and Irene are not cool as shit.
31:47They're domestic terrorists.
31:48All right, Mr. Mann.
31:50Do you know what they were planning when they were arrested?
31:52Yeah, I do.
31:53They were doing some kind of a big march or something, so that's, uh...
31:56They were going to blow up a meeting of the model United Nations with bombs they made out of pressure cookers.
32:03Wait, I'm sorry.
32:04They were going to blow up the UN?
32:06The model UN.
32:08As in high schoolers pretending to be the UN for extra credit.
32:14Okay, is that better or worse?
32:16Because, I mean, that's not the real UN, right?
32:19So much worse.
32:20They were going to kill children with explosives.
32:26Ah.
32:31Yikes.
32:32Yeah.
32:34Anything comes up?
32:35Yeah, you should keep that.
32:36I don't need that.
32:37Maybe they didn't kill Gabriel, but...
32:40Watch your back, Charlie.
32:42Those two women are extremely dangerous.
32:43That was intense.
33:03I felt like I was in Wolf of Wall Street all of a sudden and not the fun part.
33:06Are you a rat, Charlie?
33:10Huh?
33:11They grilled us for an hour.
33:13And you know we hate pigs.
33:16And rats.
33:17Hey, hey, hey.
33:21I hate pigs and rats, too.
33:25And snakes.
33:27Half the Chinese zodiac is no good in my book.
33:32Hey, guys.
33:34It's me, okay?
33:35It's Charlie.
33:36I didn't know the guy was a fat until we started talking.
33:38He just sprung it on me.
33:40I'm no stool.
33:42If I had known who Ben was, I would have steered Claire.
33:45Wait, why didn't you just tell me, you know, that Ben was Gabriel?
33:49How do you think we feel?
33:52Knocks on our door the other night, says, hey, I'm alive, and I betrayed you both.
33:57Geez, how'd that go?
34:02We told him we forgave him.
34:05Ah, good.
34:07Forgiveness.
34:09All right.
34:10Oh, I did want to ask you guys about this crazy thing.
34:15It's probably nothing.
34:16So, apparently, you guys were going to, I don't know, blow up some kind of United Nations for babies or something?
34:23Charlie, what you have to understand about these elite prep school kids, they were the offspring of the reigning fascists of the day.
34:32And we wanted to send a message to the next generation of war criminals.
34:40I see.
34:42Just to be crystal clear here, so, we're talking about blowing up high school kids, like with bombs?
34:53It was a different time.
35:05Uh-huh.
35:07All right.
35:10I gotta say, I really feel like we glossed over some details here.
35:14I know who you're beginning to sound a lot like.
35:21Betty.
35:22Betty.
35:23Right.
35:26I gotta say, you know, you're starting to sound a lot less like Hoffman, a lot more like Manson, so...
35:33Ah, shit.
35:35Wait.
35:36Uh...
35:38Did you guys...
35:40Did you kill Ben?
35:44You're wearing a wire, Charlie.
35:47No.
35:47Hey, agent, fuck face, go suck an egg.
35:51All right, man, stop talking to my tits.
35:53You know what, I...
35:54Fuck, I really thought you guys were like these two super cool women.
35:59You know, all this talk about standing up for what you believe in,
36:02and holding the assholes accountable, just...
36:05Oh, wow.
36:15You're the assholes.
36:19You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'.
36:39Yeah.
36:40Is that a scars guard?
36:48You think everyone is a scars guard?
36:50Well, everyone is a scars guard.
36:53Uh, hey, hey, you guys watch a lot of murder shows, right?
36:56Shh, I'm sorry, I'm very sorry.
36:59Uh, I was just wondering, um, do you have any easily accessible poisons that would trigger an undetectable heart attack?
37:08Potassium chloride, standard go-to, third season lily flay manner.
37:15Calcium chloride, epinephrine, sodium nitrate, common gardening ingredient.
37:22Of course, it's hard to top, ricin!
37:26Oh, ricin!
37:28What about the, um, the gardening one?
37:30Oh, sure.
37:32Couple of cc's of sodium nitrate, and you're deader than dirt.
37:36And the best thing is, it's a naturally occurring compound in the body.
37:41Trying to find that in an autopsy, forget about it.
37:46Right on, gardening.
37:51Okay, okay, as you were.
37:55Uh-huh.
37:57Uh-huh.
37:59Sodium nitrate?
38:01Oh, yeah, I guess so, if that's what she, uh, uses for her ganja situation.
38:07And what's she been doing with it?
38:09I gave her a week's worth on Monday, then another week's worth on Wednesday.
38:13You tell her don't shoot that stuff, I'll mess you up.
38:16Fake nephew.
38:17Charlie, hey.
38:18So, listen, if I, uh, if I had some information about, uh, Ben's death, is that something,
38:29like, could you keep my name out of the whole business?
38:31Yes, that's what I, my job is literally witness protection.
38:35Turns out that Joyce had access to some sodium nitrate the day before Ben was killed.
38:39Oh, your last guy got whacked.
38:41What is that?
38:42Am I, uh, sorry, am I on speakerphone?
38:44Yes, no, that's Gino the Bull.
38:46It probably wasn't even murder.
38:48Probably?
38:49Mad on.
38:50This ain't inspiring a lot of confidence, you know.
38:53Charlie, how could they have killed him with sodium nitrate?
38:56Time of death was 2.23.
38:58They were at the zoo with you.
39:022.23.
39:032.23.
39:042.23.
39:05Whoa, whoa, dude, dude, that's the time of the monkey.
39:08What, of the what?
39:09Oh, the, the, the, the, the monkey.
39:11The zoo, the show, you know, it tells time.
39:13Melanie, Melanie, she's amazing.
39:15And when I saw the show, the time the monkey told was 2.23.
39:18That's a weird coincidence, huh?
39:20Uh, I mean, do you think that maybe she's, uh, you think she's some kind of a monkey precoc?
39:26Precoc, like, minority report with monkeys?
39:30No, I do not.
39:31I would watch that movie, though.
39:33Wait, wait, wait, no, so, uh, Joyce and Irene, they skipped the show.
39:37Fuck yes, they could've, ah, shoot.
39:39No, it's not enough time for the drive, but maybe they faked the time of death.
39:44Charlie, remember what I said about those two?
39:46Yeah.
39:47Hey, Billy!
39:48Let me try back, okay?
39:49Billy!
39:50Hey, how you been?
39:51I was wondering, could I get a quick peek at the data from Ben's robo-arm bracelet?
39:57No, absolutely not.
39:58I'll be a HIPAA violation.
39:59Oh, yeah, and I'm a HIPAA to what you're saying.
40:02But, uh, maybe just this once.
40:06Okay, I shouldn't be doing this.
40:09Okay, look, you can see the whole story.
40:10He had a cardiac spike at 2.23, and then the vitals just stopped.
40:14After that, we tried to defib him, but he was already gone.
40:16Hey, let me ask you something.
40:17Is it possible to, uh, I don't know, fake this?
40:21Like, could you go in and change it?
40:23No, no, it's hard data.
40:25What's this, this blip at 11.10?
40:29Maybe you startled him?
40:30No, but look, I mean, the heartbeat, it changes.
40:35I mean, it's a different speed, strength.
40:38It's almost like you switched hearts or something.
40:41It's weird.
40:4211.10.
40:43It's right around when we were leaving for the zoo.
40:52She bullshitted about shitting.
40:54All right, Luca, are you ready for some grade A figuring?
40:57So, she climbed up the plant ladder, swapped out the heart cuff,
41:00killed him at 11.10.
41:02Then she climbed back down, went to the zoo,
41:04and faked the cardiac spike during the monkey show.
41:07Bing, bang, boom.
41:08Bing, bada-boom.
41:09It's nuts.
41:10But plausible.
41:11Plausible.
41:12Plausible's not grounds for an arrest warrant.
41:14I need something hard and firm if I'm gonna ride this one.
41:17Nah, you're speaking my language.
41:20Also, Charlie, for the city read of work,
41:21either Joyce or Irene would have needed to simulate a heart attack.
41:24I looked at that spike.
41:26That isn't doing jumping jacks.
41:27That's a real cardiac event.
41:29I don't know how you fake that.
41:30I gotta get back to you.
41:32Heya, Pete.
41:33Uh, let me ask you a question.
41:35Do you know anything about, uh, sexual zapping?
41:41You speak of electro play.
41:45Kinky stuff.
41:46Not for the faint of art.
41:47All you need is a taser and an open mind.
41:50Hello?
41:51Uh, Betty.
41:52Uh, it's your old friend Charlie.
41:53Oh.
41:54What do you want?
41:55Oh, listen.
41:56I think you might have been right about, uh, Joyce and Irene.
41:57I told you.
41:58Felons and junkies.
41:59Yeah, yeah, I know.
42:00Listen, I need to know what you saw at the zoo.
42:01You mentioned something about, uh, sexual zapping?
42:02Well, yes.
42:03I was buying a hat like a normal person when I saw Joyce and Irene looking extra suspicious.
42:08They were in the hothouse, pleasuring each other with some kind of electro dildo.
42:15And the worst of it is, I missed the monkey show, which was the whole reason that I organized
42:21the trip in the first place.
42:23Buddy, that's it.
42:24That's it.
42:25I think we got them.
42:26I'm glad somebody's finally listening.
42:27Like I told Irene this morning, the zoo is no place to practice your twisted, masochistic
42:33fetishes.
42:34And the FBI will hear about it.
42:36I'm glad somebody's finally listening.
42:38Like I told Irene this morning, the zoo is no place to practice your twisted, masochistic
42:48fetishes.
42:49And the FBI will hear about it.
42:52Wait, Betty, you told Irene all this?
42:56Um, just an hour ago.
42:58Oh, hold on just a minute, Charlie.
43:01My Instapot is making funny noises.
43:04Hold on.
43:05Pressure cooker.
43:06No, no, Betty, Betty, you gotta get out of there.
43:08Betty, Betty, evacuate!
43:22Oh, my God.
43:23Oh, my God.
43:24Oh, I think we may be pushing our luck.
43:25You up for a change in scenery?
43:26Look, you think they got senior living in Bolivia?
43:39Mm.
43:40Mm.
43:41Charlie.
43:42How can we help you?
43:43Betty told me everything.
43:44Uh, about how she saw you two tasing each other in the hothouse.
43:48That's how you tricked the nurses into thinking that Ben was having a heart attack when he'd really been dead for hours.
44:01Pretty clever.
44:02Yeah.
44:03But you missed one detail.
44:04What might that be?
44:05Ben's heart monitor recording went totally flat after your tasing stunt at 2.23, the time of the monkey.
44:06But the nurses tried to run out of the hothouse.
44:07That's how you tricked the nurses into thinking that Ben was having a heart attack when he'd really been dead for hours.
44:12Pretty clever.
44:13Yeah.
44:14But you missed one detail.
44:15What might that be?
44:16Ben's heart monitor recording went totally flat after your tasing stunt at 2.23, the time of the monkey.
44:33But the nurses tried to revive him with a defibrillator.
44:37If he'd really been wearing his heart cuff monitor, it would have registered those shots.
44:42Hmm.
44:43Hmm.
44:44Hmm.
44:45Ain't that some shit?
44:46Mm-hmm.
44:47And all this for a motherfucker who sent us to prison for 30 years.
44:51You deserved it then.
44:53And you deserve it now.
44:55Wax up your shuffleboard pucks, ladies.
44:58As soon as I tell my new FBI buddy about all this, well, yeah man, you're going right back to Bedford.
45:09So you haven't told him all of this yet?
45:13You mean, you're going to get right back.
45:15You're going to kill me.
45:17Yeah.
45:18I don't know.
45:19I'm going to kill you.
45:20You're going to kill me.
45:21Bitch!
45:22Come on!
45:23Ah!
45:24Ah!
45:25Fuck!
45:26Fuck!
45:27Fuck!
45:28Ah!
45:30Ah!
45:31Ah!
45:32Ah!
45:33Ah!
45:34Ah!
45:35Ah!
45:36Ah!
45:37Ah!
45:38Ah!
45:39Ah!
45:40I'm a cusper, you fucking psycho, and I draw the line at fighting little old ladies.
45:48That's how we did it in Bedford, bitch.
46:02What the fuck?
46:07Fucking kill you, you motherfucker.
46:10Ow!
46:11Ow!
46:12Ow!
46:13Ow!
46:14You tell me, you fucking whore!
46:25Get the fucking poison!
46:27Yeah, yeah, yeah!
46:29Keep your hell down!
46:31Ow!
46:38Come on.
46:39Ow!
46:42Right there.
46:43Yeah.
46:44Ow!
46:45Oh, fuck!
46:46Oh, no!
46:47Don't you try it.
46:48Don't you fucking try it!
46:49Put it down!
46:50Put it down!
46:52Come on down!
46:53Go!
46:54Go!
47:02I... I think we broke her.
47:05Fuck.
47:06Just get this shit done.
47:07Shit done.
47:08Oh!
47:09Oh!
47:13Oh, shit!
47:14Yeah!
47:15Oh, thank God!
47:16Shit!
47:17Oh, fuck!
47:18Stop!
47:19Right there!
47:20Stop!
47:21What a fucking cop.
47:22What a fucking cop.
47:24All right.
47:25Hey, man.
47:26Here you come again.
47:27Here you come again.
47:31And you say that you're my friend.
47:36But I don't know why you're here.
47:38She wants to know her.
47:39She wants to know her.
47:40She wants to know her.
47:41She wants to know her.
47:42Tell her that I'm happy.
47:43Tell her that I'm happy.
47:47Well, Charlie Kale, you have great instincts.
47:50You ever think about joining the FBI?
47:52Well, uh, I'm not really about helping the man.
47:55Although, uh, did you guys ever get my email about, uh, Casimir Cain?
48:02You guys meaning who?
48:03FBI at FBI.gov.
48:06I don't even know if that's a thing, but the offer stands.
48:10If you ever get in a jam, you have my number.
48:18Toodles.
48:19Tell her I'll be happy.
48:27Come on, there we go.
48:28No!
48:29No!
48:30No!
48:31No!
48:32No!
48:34No!
48:35No!
48:36No!
48:37No!
48:38No!
48:39No!
48:40No!
48:41No!
48:42No!
48:43No!
48:44No!
48:45No!
48:46No!
48:47No!