The Looney Tunes Show (2011) - S1E11 - Peel of Fortune - video Dailymotion

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🎬 Title: Peel of Fortune  📘 Plot: Daffy accidentally discovers a rare penny and believes it will make him rich. Meanwhile, Bugs tries to stay sane while watching Daffy spiral into treasure-hunting madness.  💡 Greed, schemes, and comedy gold await!   📺 Watch more full episodes of The Looney Tunes Show on CartoonLTV!  💬 What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever thought would make you rich?  🔔 Follow us now and never miss the fun!  #LooneyTunes #PeelOfFortune #DaffyDuck #CartoonLTV #BugsBunny #FunnyEpisodes #ClassicCartoons #TreasureHunt

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00:00should I buy a new TV or should I buy one of those massage chairs tough life what are you

00:14wearing mall pants what kind of pants mall pants pants you wear to the mall as a sign of respect

00:20so why aren't you wearing a shirt too much respect it's the mall not church also I can't

00:26afford a shirt I suppose I could buy the TV and just go somewhere for a massage

00:32you know what I'm just gonna buy both no mall underwear huh

00:56keep the change

01:02keep the change

01:14meh what's up doc oh uh just granting people's wishes Daffy you can't steal coins from the fountain

01:24well then where do you suggest I steal them from I suggest if you need money you get a job

01:29they're hiring at the ice cream shop

01:40give me a job application name address gender what is this Soviet Russia yeah I don't want to work

01:51here anyway not in that stupid uniform I'll take a banana split

01:56one scoop vanilla one scoop chocolate one scoop strawberry

02:03put the strawberry in the middle

02:07and now hot fudge

02:10only on the vanilla and chocolate put regular fudge on the strawberry

02:14now some whipped cream

02:16hey hey hey hey easy

02:19little more little more little more only on the vanilla

02:23kinda fill in that space right there

02:25stop

02:25now some nuts

02:28oh no nut dust

02:31now this is the complicated part

02:35no green sprinkles on the chocolate

02:37yes green sprinkles on the strawberry

02:39but both no red sprinkles except on the vanilla which should receive exclusively red sprinkles

02:45that'll be 5.85

02:49I've only got 16 cents

02:52get the rest from your tip jar

02:57where do you get all your money

03:05I invented the carrot peeler

03:07you invented the carrot peeler

03:10Daffy I've told you a million times

03:12where do you get all your money

03:15I invented the carrot peeler

03:17where do you get all your money

03:20I invented the carrot peeler

03:22Where do you get all your money?

03:26I invented the carrot peeler

03:28So let me get this straight

03:31You invented the carrot peeler

03:32And now you have enough money to buy whatever you want

03:35Whenever you want?

03:38Inventing something is the perfect get-rich-quick scheme

03:41It's not a scheme

03:42Invention is 1% inspiration

03:44And 99% poispiration

03:47Well, I'm not big on sweating

03:49So I'm just gonna cut to the chase on this one

03:52How's it coming in there?

04:04I did it

04:05I invented something so spectacular

04:08That every man, woman and child

04:10Will wonder how they ever survived without it

04:12You know when you want bread

04:14But you don't want the whole loaf

04:15I call it

04:17Daffy Ducks Equally Sized Bread Pieces

04:21The rest of the world calls it sliced bread

04:24Okay

04:36You know after you've gone to the bathroom

04:39You sometimes wish you had something to help you

04:41You know, clean up

04:43Like a flushable paper product of some sort

04:46Daffy

04:48Daffy, are you telling me that you don't use toilet paper?

04:58Mine was gonna be called butt paper

05:00Once again, it pays to have invented the carrot peeler

05:07Oh, sorry

05:17They say history repeats itself

05:22Well, wouldn't it be amazing

05:24If you could visit the past

05:25And see what really happened for yourself

05:28Of course, to do this

05:30There would need to be a device

05:32A portal in which your molecular structure was broken down

05:36And then reassembled in the exact same manner

05:39You invented a time machine?

05:42No

05:42But if there was such a thing

05:44And you used it a lot

05:46You'd probably need

05:47A big box with a handle on it to carry your stuff

05:51A suitcase

05:52Everything's been invented

05:54Inventing something is impossible

06:02How did you do it?

06:04Well, first you have to be passionate about something

06:06Next

06:07I happen to be passionate about carrots

06:09I put all my ideas into this notebook

06:13And one of them turned into a little thing called

06:16The carrot peeler

06:17Now, if you'll excuse me

06:20I have a check to deposit

06:21Let's see what else he's got in here

06:28An automatic carrot peeler?

06:33That's the most brilliant idea Bugs ever had

06:35I mean, that's the most brilliant idea I ever had

06:40What's so funny?

06:51You know, I invented that

06:55Ooh, I'd better get home

06:57They're delivering my massage chair

06:59Hey!

07:01Get your automatic carrot peeler

07:03Excuse me, darling

07:05May I interest you in an automatic carrot peeler?

07:08I already have a carrot peeler

07:09It works great

07:11Ah-ha-ha

07:11But with my machine

07:13You could peel carrots at super speed

07:15Leaving more time for you and your beautiful daughter

07:18He's a boy

07:19Yes, of course

07:20A strapping masculine boy

07:22You know, my machine peels hundreds of carrots in mere seconds

07:25Who wants hundreds of carrots?

07:26I'm not a rabbit

07:27Your son looks like a girl!

07:31Is that what I think it is?

07:33Did you steal my plans for the automatic carrot peeler?

07:36Let me explain

07:38I was young

07:39I needed the money

07:40It's the worst recession since the Great Depression

07:42Besides, you weren't using it

07:44That's because it's a dumb invention

07:46No one but me eats enough carrots to justify the cost of this thing

07:51You should have gone with butt paper

07:53He's right

07:55No one eats carrots

07:56Everyone is eating carrots

07:59A new study came out today touting their extraordinary health benefits

08:03Oh, the automatic carrot peeler is flying off the shelves

08:06I'm not even going to carry the old peeler anymore

08:09You heard it here, folks

08:10Time to toss that old carrot peeler

08:13And get the automatic carrot peeler

08:15That doesn't sound like it's going to be good for my checking account

08:18Do you have any carrots peelers?

08:32As a matter of fact, I do

08:34Oh, no one uses those anymore

08:39I meant an automatic carrot peeler

08:42How much for the massage chair?

08:46A hundred bucks

08:47Is it broken?

08:49No

08:49Is it stolen?

08:51I just bought it

08:53Why are you selling it?

08:54Because I'm broke

08:55Oh, that's mighty sad

08:57I'll give you a dollar

08:59Aren't you going to take it with you?

09:05Nah, I'll leave it in your yard

09:06I like my massages in the great outdoors

09:17I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich

09:38Jeffy

09:39Oh, uh, hey, what's up?

09:42Can I talk to you for a second?

09:44Of course

09:44Daffy, I have to sell the house

09:53Is this because no one's buying your carrot peeler?

09:56Because everyone's buying my carrot peeler?

09:58A carrot peeler that I stole out of your invention notebook?

10:01Because if it is, I feel like some of this could be my fault

10:04It is your fault

10:06Then let me make it up to you

10:08How?

10:09I'll buy your house

10:10What?

10:11You were there for me when I had nothing

10:13You took me in and put a roof over my head

10:16I'm going to do the same thing for you

10:18That's what friends are for

10:20Nothing will change

10:21Things will remain quid pro quo

10:24You mean status quo

10:26As long as you live under my roof

10:30You don't tell me what I mean

10:32I thought you said nothing would change

10:35Under my roof

10:36You'll watch your tone

10:37I didn't have a tone

10:39My roof

10:40Excellent work, Giuseppe

10:48How's work at the ice cream shop?

10:54It was fine until some jerk came in

10:57And ordered the world's most complicated banana split

11:00Hey, I like what I like

11:02Whoop, back on the ladder, Giuseppe

11:05You missed that spot

11:05Uh-uh-uh

11:07Not on the chair

11:08It's calfskin

11:09Uh-uh, that's ivory

11:11Well, where am I supposed to put it?

11:14Why don't you put it back on and make us dinner?

11:17And try not ruining it like you did breakfast

11:19I'm sorry you had to see that, Giuseppe

11:27And you wouldn't have

11:29If you'd have been working

11:31A check

11:36For Daffy

11:38Son, you can't live like this

11:40What do you mean?

11:42A guy like you wasn't meant to wear an apron and take orders

11:45Well, it doesn't look like I have many options

11:49Do I look like I got a lot of options?

11:52I'm not smart

11:53I'm not good looking

11:54And I'm about 19 inches tall

11:56But no one tells me what to do

11:59I am the king of my castle

12:01Castle's a figure of speech, son

12:06But if it's yours

12:07And yours alone

12:08It don't matter if it's the Taj Mahal

12:11Or a hole in the ground

12:13A hole in the ground, huh?

12:16What are you doing?

12:18Massage oil

12:18For the massage chair

12:21My old hole in the ground

12:33How did I used to get into this thing?

12:37Didn't I have a ladder or something?

12:39Maybe it's not a long drop

12:40Been thinking for a while

12:54And there's something I gotta tell you

12:56Eh, I'm kinda busy

12:57Been thinking that our love for each other

12:59Has grown so very strong

13:01Love? Wait

13:02It's plain to see we're building our worlds together

13:05Uh, back up for a minute

13:06I'm looking in your eyes right now

13:08And I can tell you feel the same

13:10You're choking me

13:11We are in love

13:13I am so in love today

13:15We are in love

13:17I think I'm gonna run away

13:20We are in love

13:22Did you tap my phone lines?

13:25We are in love

13:27Yes, I tapped your phone lines

13:29I won't lie

13:30You're a very pretty lady

13:32Thank you

13:33But you're crazy, crazy, crazy

13:35You make me wanna move to Bolivia

13:37Oh, I'll go with you

13:38You know I'm thinking I should get a restraining order

13:41Those are so hard to enforce

13:43Cause your car was parked outside my house

13:45Every night this week

13:47Your neighbors are sweet

13:48You're the reason that I have to keep my shades drawn

13:51I'll watch you through the chimney

13:52I've installed an alarm system

13:54With motion beam detectors

13:56I have the code

13:57We are in love

13:58Give me just five minutes

14:01We are in love

14:03I think that was five minutes

14:05We are in love

14:07Did you just move in with me?

14:11We are in love

14:12Yes, I just moved in with you

14:15We are in love

14:16No, we're not

14:22That was our first love song

14:27My old rabbit hole

14:31A little dustier than I remember

14:34Okay, a lot dustier

14:38But at least I'm king of my castle

14:40This is gonna be great

14:42I don't need to sell a million carrot peelers

14:44I have everything I need right here

14:46I've got a chair

14:49I've got a lamp

14:50I've got a chair and a lamp

14:54That's all anyone needs

14:55I love the forest

14:57Uh-oh

15:04Sell?

15:13Where's the expensive soup?

15:21Ooh

15:22Mine's thrown

15:24Sounds fancy

15:26What are you doing with those automatic carrot peelers?

15:33Taking them off the shelves

15:34They're all being recalled

15:36What?

15:37Why?

15:38Apparently they're highly flammable and extremely dangerous

15:41That's impossible

15:43I should know

15:44I'm the inventor

15:45You invented these things?

15:48I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got

15:51Hey everybody

15:51This jerk's responsible for the automatic carrot peeler

15:54I want money back

15:56I hate the forest

16:04I hate the forest

16:04Fuck!

16:08Daddy?

16:09I know I've been a terrible friend

16:11But I need your help

16:12There's a problem with the automatic carrot peeler

16:14Apparently it's highly flammable

16:17That's impossible

16:18Step seven of my design included a cooling system

16:22Step seven?

16:23I knew I shouldn't have stopped at step three

16:26I just got so sleepy

16:27Anyway, everyone wants their money back

16:30But I spent all the money

16:32And now they're gonna take your house

16:34You mean your house

16:36I give it back

16:37Just please come home and fix everything

16:40I don't know

16:41I kinda like it here

16:43Please

16:44I'm begging you

16:46Please

16:47I'll take that as a yes

16:52You have to do something

16:58They're gonna level the house

16:59I'll be right back

17:01There isn't time

17:03Take her down, boys

17:08Bugs, hurry!

17:14What is it?

17:17A time machine

17:19I'll go get my suitcase

17:21Wait!

17:32No green sprinkles on the chocolate

17:34Yes, green sprinkles on the strawberry

17:36But both no red sprinkles

17:38Except on the vanilla

17:39Which should receive exclusively red sprinkles

17:42That'll be $5.85

17:46I've only got 16 cents

17:49Get the rest from your tip jar

17:54It's on me

17:58Where do you get all your money?

18:04Don't worry about it

18:05Can I borrow 50 bucks?

18:06I need a new pair of mall pants

18:08Okay

18:18I need a new pair of malls

18:18Okay

18:20Well, listen

18:22No pink

18:23I take it

18:24I don't know

18:24Don't be sure

18:25That'll be nice

18:26I hate

18:28So

18:28What

18:30Are you gonna see?

18:31May the king

18:32500

18:32Pin

18:33fury

18:335

18:34Pear

18:3490

18:3569

18:35So

18:36Oh, my God.

19:06Oh, my God.

19:36Oh, my God.

20:06Oh, my God.

20:36Oh, my God.

20:38Oh, my God.

20:39Oh, my God.

20:54AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The Looney Tunes Show (2011) - S1E11 - Peel of Fortune

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