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🎬 Title: The Remarkening
πŸ“˜ Plot: Daffy becomes obsessed with a scary movie and convinces Bugs their house is haunted. Paranormal panic spreads quickly… with hilarious results!
πŸ’‘ Horror meets humor in this ghostly Looney escapade!

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Transcript
00:00Come on, we're going to be late for the movie.
00:11What are you wearing?
00:13I don't know about you, but I'm getting a student discount.
00:17You're driving? You always drive.
00:19Let me drive.
00:22I'm not going in that thing.
00:23It's not a thing. It's a parade float.
00:26It'll take us 18 hours to find a parking spot.
00:28I'm driving.
00:30You think you get to make all the decisions?
00:32What are you, the man in the relationship?
00:34We're not in a relationship.
00:36Well, guess what? I'm a man, too.
00:38And today, this man is going to drive you to the movies and buy your ticket.
00:43So you can just leave your wallet and keys here,
00:46because this man is wearing the pants today.
00:50Oops! Almost forgot my purse.
00:54Come on, you big log.
00:56You're really going to buy my movie ticket?
01:22Of course!
01:24Here, put these on.
01:26Is this a diaper?
01:27Baby's getting free.
01:28Daffy, that was a stop sign.
01:44Relax.
01:45I have a way with cops.
01:46Oh, hello, Officer Jerkface.
01:50I didn't recognize you away from the donut shop.
01:53I guess you can't catch real criminals,
01:55so instead you just harass innocent citizens.
01:57What a waste of my tax dollars.
02:00Can I see your driver's license?
02:01My what?
02:02Just give me a driver's license.
02:04What's a driver's license?
02:06You don't have a driver's license?
02:08Sir, you're not allowed to operate a vehicle without a driver's license.
02:11Please, step out of the car.
02:13I'm going to have to have it towed.
02:14Toad?!
02:14But I'm just an innocent schoolgirl,
02:17and this is my baby brother!
02:19Put on the diaper!
02:22You can get your vehicle back
02:24when you get a driver's license.
02:30You're going to scratch it!
02:31Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
02:33Ah!
02:37What a man.
02:38Hey, Lola.
02:43Hey, Bugs.
02:44What you doing?
02:45Standing on the side of the road.
02:47Fun.
02:48Oh, my gosh.
02:49You're never going to believe this.
02:50There is a guy standing on the side of the road
02:52who looks just like you.
02:53I'm about to hit him.
02:55Ah!
02:59You look just like my boyfriend!
03:02You poor thing.
03:03I can't believe Daffy was driving without a driver's license.
03:07That is so irresponsible.
03:08Lola!
03:13That was a red light.
03:18I can't go to jail.
03:19I'm too pretty.
03:20I won't last a day.
03:21No, no.
03:22I'll lift weights.
03:23I'll get really muscular.
03:24My voice will get really deep.
03:26I'll run the place.
03:27Hi, officer.
03:33Can I see your driver's license?
03:34Absolutely.
03:35Just one second.
03:36Hold on.
03:37Let me see here.
03:38Oh, here we go.
03:39Oh, no way.
03:40That's my credit card.
03:44Here we go.
03:44Oh, nope.
03:45That's a recipe for salmon balls.
03:47They're really good.
03:49Here it is.
03:50Oh, no.
03:50That's my frozen yogurt frequent muncher card.
03:53Two more and I get a free waffle cone.
03:55Oh, here it is.
03:56It was hiding.
03:57Oh, no, wait.
03:58That's a picture of bugs.
03:59Isn't he cute?
04:01Here it is.
04:02Wait.
04:02That's a basketball card.
04:04Manu Ginobili.
04:05I love Manu Ginobili.
04:07Oh, here it is.
04:08Whoops.
04:09Fortune cookie fortune.
04:10You will receive an unexpected letter from a friend.
04:13How does the cookie know that?
04:14That's crazy.
04:15I'm sorry.
04:16What did you want?
04:17Your driver's license.
04:18Oh, yeah.
04:18I don't have one of those.
04:27This is stupid.
04:29Sorry.
04:29I just got to talk to my wife real quick.
04:31You personal matter.
04:34Daffy Duck.
04:34Give me a driver's license.
04:36Well, you need to take a test.
04:38A test?
04:39What is this, communist Russia?
04:41Next you're going to tell me I need to take a test to breathe?
04:43Or to practice law?
04:44Well, you need to take a test?
04:45No way.
04:47Finished.
05:12You can take the test right over there.
05:13I thought that was the test.
05:15That was the application to take the test.
05:17What? Those questions were impossible.
05:19Address? Date of birth? Who has that stuff memorized?
05:23I don't know what to put for gender.
05:25Here's a study guide.
05:27I don't need your propaganda.
05:29Well, maybe I'll just skim it.
05:40Thank goodness you were here. That was a really hard test.
05:43That's the application. You take the test over there.
05:45Would you like a study guide?
05:47Yeah, I think I'm good.
05:49She'll take the study guide.
05:51What is the speed limit in a residential area?
05:54When are roads the most slippery?
05:56Who is allowed to park in a handicapped spot?
05:58This is even harder than the application.
06:01No talking?
06:02Ronald Reagan was right.
06:04That was right.
06:07Hmm.
06:08Mm-hmm.
06:09Okay, interesting.
06:10Okay, makes sense.
06:11Oh, that's a good roll.
06:12Yep.
06:13Got it.
06:13Okay, I'm ready to take the test.
06:15You, uh, read that awfully fast.
06:17You sure?
06:18Uh, does a red light mean go?
06:20I failed?
06:24How did I fail?
06:26Well, you marked C for every answer.
06:28Do you know who I am?
06:30I'm Daffy Duck.
06:32D. Duck.
06:34What do you think the D in DMV stands for?
06:37It stands for Department.
06:39Well, that's my middle name.
06:40Daffy.
06:41Department.
06:42Duck.
06:43Sir, you can take the test again.
06:44You, you get two chances.
06:46Good to see my name still carries a little weight around here.
06:51Lola?
06:52What are you doing here?
06:53Oh, I don't have a driver's license.
06:55Hmm.
06:56Irresponsible.
06:57You can't cross two double yellow lines?
07:00Huh.
07:01I didn't know that.
07:03Hello?
07:04Are you allowed to drive in a bike lane?
07:07Lola, you can't call me.
07:09You're taking a test.
07:10Just yes or no?
07:11I'm not helping you cheat.
07:13I said I'm not helping you cheat.
07:17Are you allowed to park in a handicapped space?
07:20Daffy?
07:21Yes or no?
07:22It's a simple, hard question.
07:24No!
07:25Of course you're not allowed to park in a handicapped space.
07:31What is this, communist Russia?
07:35Hello?
07:36Hey, Pork.
07:37Oh, hi, Bugs.
07:38What are you doing?
07:39Oh, I just...
07:42I kept picking up my dry cleaning.
07:44Would you like fries with that?
07:45Hahaha.
07:46Why would I want fries with my dry cleaning?
07:48Yes, jello fries.
07:49Could you give me a ride?
07:50I'm stuck at the DMV.
07:52Sure.
07:53Just one thing.
07:54You have your driver's license, right?
07:56Of course I do.
07:57Great.
07:58Are you going to want to catch up with your fries?
08:00I'm stuck.
08:01I'm stuck.
08:02I'm stuck.
08:03I'm stuck.
08:05You have to pick the door.
08:06I'm stuck.
08:07I'm stuck.
08:08I'm stuck.
08:09I'm stuck.
08:10Hello?
08:11Where are you?
08:12Oh, sorry.
08:13I think they messed up my order.
08:14I mean my dry cleaning.
08:16Oh, there you are.
08:18What are you doing at the DMV?
08:21Oh, no!
08:22Oh, no!
08:23Oh, no!
08:24Oh, no!
08:25Oh, no!
08:26Oh, no!
08:27Oh, no!
08:28Oh, no!
08:29Oh, no!
08:30Oh, no!
08:31Oh, no!
08:32Oh, no!
08:33Oh, no!
08:34Oh, no!
08:35Oh, no!
08:36Oh, no!
08:37Oh, no!
08:38Oh, no!
08:39Oh, no!
08:40Driver's license.
08:41Oh, oh!
08:42What do I do?
08:43I've never been pulled over for anything.
08:45I've followed the rules of the road.
08:48Safety first.
08:49You can't talk on a cell phone while driving without a hands-free device.
08:53Since when?
08:54July 1st.
08:56Ugh!
08:57I voted for that!
08:59Also, I'm gonna need you to step out of the vehicle.
09:01Wait, why?
09:02Your license is expired.
09:03Ah!
09:07Uh-oh, I know that one.
09:08Oh, that's an easy one.
09:09Who wouldn't know that one?
09:11And done.
09:19Uh-uh, Daffy?
09:20Oh, hey, Porky.
09:21What are you doing here?
09:22Uh-uh, that driver's license expired.
09:24So irresponsible.
09:26Hello again.
09:28I think you'll really enjoy grading this.
09:35You passed.
09:36Y-y-you got a perfect score.
09:38That's because I'm passionate about the material.
09:40Now, give me my license.
09:42That was the written test.
09:43You still need to pass the driver's test.
09:45Driver's test?
09:46How am I gonna cheat on a driver's test?
09:49I'm sorry.
09:50You failed.
09:51E-but-what?
09:52E-but-that's impossible.
09:53I read the rules of the road every night before b-bed.
09:56You get to take it one more time.
09:58Maybe this time, don't answer B for every question.
10:09Bueno.
10:10This is Speedy.
10:11Hey, Speedy.
10:12It's Bugs.
10:13Let me ask you something.
10:15Do you have a valid driver's license?
10:19NEXT!
10:20I didn't know you worked here.
10:26Eh, double-dip recession.
10:28Gotta get them multiple revenue streams.
10:30You know, we could probably make this a lot easier on both of us.
10:33If you just wanted to pass me right now.
10:35You know, saying that we're neighbors and all.
10:37Son, you're a-barkin' up the wrong tree.
10:40I'll take my job very seriously.
10:43And I gotta warn ya.
10:45I'm a real stickler.
10:50If you make one.
10:54Just one.
10:55Itsy-bitsy mistake.
10:57You're a-gonna fail.
11:11You don't happen to have a phone book I could sit on, do ya?
11:14That's right.
11:15That's right.
11:16These are all right.
11:17I have to pass.
11:18L-Lola?
11:19Oh, hi Porky.
11:20What are you doing here?
11:22My driver's license expired.
11:24Mm-mm.
11:25You and Daffy.
11:26So irresponsible.
11:30Hi.
11:31Sorry that took so long.
11:32I'm a little nervous.
11:33I'm not a really good test taker.
11:35I'm more of a test giver.
11:36Or a test watcher.
11:37Or a taste tester.
11:40You passed.
11:41Perfect score.
11:42Oh my gosh, I did?
11:43I'm a really good test taker.
11:44You failed again.
11:45What?
11:46What?
11:47What's happening?
11:48Let me take another one.
11:49I'm sorry sir.
11:50You only get two chances.
11:51Did I at least come close?
11:52Turn left to the next intersection.
11:53How'd that go?
11:54Great.
11:55Great.
11:56How'd that go?
11:57Great.
11:58How'd that go?
11:59Great.
12:30How am I supposed to get in that?
12:35Get in it?
12:36All you asked was if I had a valid driver's license to meet you at the DMV.
12:39You wanted a ride?
12:40I'm not a taxi driver, man.
12:41I'm in the middle of a lunch rush.
12:43Where are you going, idiot?
13:00Gringos.
13:06So, are we parallel parked?
13:08Mm-hmm.
13:09This driver's test is graded on a scale of one to a hundred.
13:13And considering the type of driving you just did, what grade would you give yourself?
13:18Hundred.
13:19I get that one a lot.
13:32Ugh, this is embarrassing.
13:35Next!
13:36Hi!
13:37Cool your jets, blondie.
13:39I'm a real stickler.
13:47You look familiar.
13:52Yo smite.
13:54It's Yosemite.
13:55Oh, like the national park.
13:57You know, I was named after a national park.
14:00Oh, no, wait. Sorry.
14:01I wasn't named after a national park.
14:02I was named after my grandmother.
14:04Oh, no, wait. My grandmother's name is Betty, not Lola.
14:06Wait, there's a national park named Betty?
14:08Can you just take a right?
14:09A right?
14:11Yes, mate.
14:12I just got a perfect score on my written test.
14:14I think I can do a little more than take a right.
14:16I guess I think I can do a little more than take a right.
14:20Excellent work.
14:22Oh, no!
14:23Oh, no.
14:26Oh, yeah.
14:27Yeah.
14:29So crazy, bro.
14:31Oh, no.
14:36Oh, no.
14:37Whoa!
14:38Whoa!
14:40Huh?
15:07Whoa!
15:08Whoa!
15:09Whoa!
15:10Whoa!
15:11Whoa!
15:12Whoa!
15:13Whoa!
15:14Whoa!
15:15Whoa!
15:16Whoa!
15:17Whoa!
15:18Whoa!
15:19Whoa!
15:20Whoa!
15:21Whoa!
15:22Did I pass?
15:25Hello?
15:27Yeah, I passed.
15:32Oh, now I know why you look familiar.
15:35You're Bugs' neighbor.
15:36He told me so much about you.
15:38He's not a fan.
15:42I can't believe they named a national park after that guy.
15:54I'm not gonna kill you.
15:57You get your license?
15:58I failed.
16:00Twice!
16:01So you'll take the test again next week?
16:03No way.
16:05I'm done driving.
16:06The only people who deserve a driver's license are responsible, law-abiding citizens who know the rules of the road.
16:13Ow!
16:14License driver coming through!
16:17Woo!
16:18Out of our way!
16:19License driver!
16:20100%.
16:21Well, there's an exception to every rule.
16:24I've got my driver's license!
16:25Woo-hoo!
16:26Maybe two exceptions.
16:27Look, Bun-Bun.
16:28I'm an organ donor.
16:29Are you an organ donor?
16:30You wanna give each other our organs?
16:31Eh...
16:32No.
16:33We can decide later.
16:34Are you ready to go?
16:35Be my first passenger as a licensed driver?
16:37Thanks, but I have to drive Porky home.
16:38He didn't pass.
16:39Oh, stay strong.
16:40I'll get through this.
16:41I know, I've been there.
16:42But I'm not there anymore!
16:43Woo-hoo!
16:44Driver's lesson!
16:45How do you get out of this place?
16:46Here we go.
16:47You-bub-that bugs!
16:48What did I do?
16:49Eh...
16:50You can't cross two double yellow lines.
16:51Ow!
16:52I just read that!
16:53Oooooooo!
16:54Boop!
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17:45To be continued...
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20:14One ticket. I'm a student.
20:21Sir, please.
20:26Goo goo, ga ga. I'm a baby and I want to see a movie for free.
20:32Get your hands off me! I'm a licensed driver. Do you have any idea who you're dealing with?
20:38I'm a licensed driver. I have a license.

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