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🎬 Title: That’s My Baby
📘 Plot: Daffy mistakenly thinks he’s become a father after finding an unattended egg. Chaos and clueless parenting follow! Meanwhile, Bugs watches the madness unfold.
💡 Parenthood, Looney-style. Expect mayhem!

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Transcript
00:00Be right there.
00:07Well, that was a lie.
00:09One second.
00:10One.
00:12I said I'm coming!
00:14What happened to this country?
00:15No one hustles anymore.
00:17That's why Canada's killing us these days.
00:28You have a baby?
00:30I knew it!
00:31I knew you were lying to me!
00:33I thought I knew you.
00:35I thought you were my girlfriend.
00:37I let myself be vulnerable with you.
00:40I trusted you.
00:42Well, not anymore.
00:43Do you hear that?
00:45That's the sound of my walls going back up.
00:48Lose my number.
00:50Because you are dead to me.
00:53D. E. D. Dead.
00:56It's not my kid.
00:58It's my sister's.
00:59I'm babysitting.
01:01She's adorable!
01:02He's a boy.
01:04Looks like a girl.
01:05You want to grab some lunch?
01:32Great, I'm starving.
01:34Porky's coming.
01:35Uh, no thanks.
01:37You just said you were starving.
01:39Changes the dynamic.
01:40What dynamic?
01:42I already ate.
01:43No, you didn't.
01:44Porky's a bummer.
01:46You're a bummer.
01:47No, I'm not a bummer.
01:49I'm a jerk.
01:50What are you doing after lunch?
02:01Nothing.
02:01You want to do something fun?
02:03Great.
02:04What'd you have in mind?
02:05Go buy some ink.
02:06Ink?
02:07For my printer.
02:08Fun, right?
02:09Turns out the joy was right about the bummer.
02:12Huh?
02:12You guys all set to order?
02:14I'll have a club sandwich.
02:16Yeah, I'll have one of those too.
02:17Can I start you off with some refreshing iced tea?
02:20What is fine?
02:21I'll have some refreshing iced tea.
02:23It sounds refreshing.
02:24Did you want to start with an appetizer?
02:26Some ooey gooey nachos?
02:28Or maybe our famous spinach artichoke poppers?
02:32Nah, just a sandwich.
02:33They're really good.
02:35I'll get the spinach artichoke poppers.
02:38Great choice.
02:40Unbelievable.
02:42What?
02:42Don't you see what just happened?
02:45What?
02:45Cute waitress.
02:47Bubbly personality.
02:50Ooey gooey.
02:51It was a classic upsell.
02:53Huh?
02:54Upsell.
02:55It's when someone gets you to buy something you didn't even want in the first place.
02:59Wow, you're right.
03:00I don't even like spinach.
03:02Or artichoke.
03:04Can I get you anything else?
03:06No, we're good.
03:07Are you sure?
03:08We have a chocolate lava cake for dessert.
03:11It's really good.
03:13Well, then I have to get it.
03:15Great.
03:16And maybe some of those ooey gooey nachos.
03:23I'll be right there.
03:29One second.
03:30What happened to this country?
03:38No one takes the time to relax anymore.
03:40That's why Canada's killing us these days.
03:45Oh, thank goodness you're home.
03:47Someone calls in sick at work, and I gotta cover this shift.
03:50Can you watch him?
03:51Oh, I can't.
03:52I'm busy.
03:53With what?
03:53You don't have a job.
03:55I got a bunch of stuff to do around the house.
03:57It's Bugs' house.
03:58I promised my girlfriend I'd help her out.
04:01I'm your girlfriend.
04:02Well, then I'll watch the baby.
04:06Well, that one kind of backfired on me.
04:08And if anything happens to him while I'm gone, I'll kill you.
04:13I can take care of a baby.
04:15I used to be a baby.
04:17I think.
04:18I don't really have any memories before the age of 15.
04:22So what's up, man?
04:33Not much of a talker.
04:34What are you into?
04:39You like jam bands?
04:40I used to be in a jam band.
04:44Wait.
04:45Hold on.
04:46Wait.
04:48Closer, but...
04:49Wait.
04:51Good jam, huh?
04:52Sounds like someone wants an encode.
04:58Wait.
04:59Hold on.
05:00Wait.
05:05What's wrong, baby?
05:06You want something to eat?
05:08It's a Reuben.
05:09No?
05:10You want something to drink?
05:12Milk?
05:13What?
05:14Am I crazy?
05:15Babies don't like milk.
05:16How about some clam juice?
05:18Here.
05:18We gotta get rid of it anyway.
05:19It's about to expire.
05:22You're not hungry.
05:23You're not thirsty.
05:24What's your problem?
05:27That better be the clam juice.
05:34Oh, before I ring you up, there is just one thing.
05:37Here it comes.
05:38Would you be interested in getting an extended warranty?
05:41And there it is.
05:43Uh-oh.
05:44Are you crazy?
05:45It's ink.
05:46All replacement parts would be covered up to 40%.
05:49You're not gonna need replacement parts.
05:52It's ink.
05:53If the product gets damaged, we'll ship it back to the manufacturer for you.
05:57It's not gonna get damaged.
05:59It's ink.
06:00It's only an additional $15.
06:02That's half the price of the ink.
06:11I'll take it.
06:15What's the matter with you?
06:18Did you get a bunch of bad news before you came over here?
06:21You're a bigger bummer than Porky.
06:23In the middle of the Atlantic Ocean...
06:30Come on, guys.
06:33We're gonna be late for choir practice.
06:35Yes.
06:35...lives a pack of whales.
06:40Trying to find their voice.
06:48Some trying a little harder than the rest.
06:51You like that?
06:59Marty the Whale.
07:00In theaters now.
07:02Well, then let's go to the movie.
07:03Popcorn.
07:25Sir, you're disturbing the other patrons.
07:28I'm not doing anything.
07:29Talk to him.
07:30Sir, please.
07:33Because he's crying?
07:35That's his emotional response to the material.
07:37You have to take your baby outside.
07:40Fine.
07:41I've already seen it anyway.
07:43Lieutenant Graves doesn't make it.
07:45He never sees Barbara again.
07:50You ought to see somebody.
07:51You're seriously depressed.
07:53Oh, I know how you feel.
07:54You know what helped me?
07:56Mommy and baby class.
07:57We're going to one now.
07:59You should come.
07:59Anything to stop that crying.
08:02Uh, your baby?
08:03Huh?
08:05Oh, right.
08:11Are you sure you don't want me to carry your ink?
08:14I'd hate for something to happen to it.
08:16Oh, that's right.
08:17It doesn't matter if something happens to it.
08:20You've got an ink warranty.
08:23He made it sound so important.
08:25You must think I'm a real jerk.
08:27No.
08:28Daffy's a jerk.
08:29You're a bummer.
08:31Right.
08:31Hey, Mommy, my battery's dead.
08:38Look on the bright side.
08:39If this ever happens to your ink, you're covered.
08:45So that'll be 89 bucks.
08:47You interested in joining the tow truck club?
08:49No.
08:50For just 250 bucks a month, you get 20 free tows a year.
08:53Who gets towed that much?
08:54What poison is breaking down 20 times a year?
08:58If you sign up today, I'll throw in some free stickers for just $10.
09:01Free $10 stickers?
09:04Gee, where do I sign up?
09:07Right here.
09:08You can use the pen after me.
09:23Do you like chocolates, baby?
09:26Of course you do.
09:28Caviar?
09:30You like this, too?
09:32I bring to you a rose.
09:34But still you hold your nose.
09:36I have a certain smell, but you know I wear it well.
09:40I'm a skunk.
09:42You're yet used to eat.
09:44Hear my song.
09:46Shake your caboose, tweet.
09:48Yummy, yummy.
09:49In my tummy, baby, let's share some cheese.
09:52Lovey, lovey, missy, missy, comey, baby, give me kissy, please.
09:56I always love and miss you.
09:58I want to hug and kiss you.
10:02I want to hug and kiss you.
10:04Knock, knock, who's there?
10:05Happy Lefue.
10:06I'm on your balcony singing to you.
10:08You fill me with passion, my throat has alarm.
10:10But you say that I smell like a garbage dump.
10:13You seem to think I'm polluting the air.
10:15But I am like a fine camombeck.
10:18Skunk.
10:19Lovey, lovey, baby, sugar, honey bunny, take a chance.
10:23Ooga, booga, ooga, booga, booga.
10:24Come on, let's dance.
10:27Skunk, fuck.
10:28Can you smell that, baby?
10:31Fonk, skunk.
10:32It is getting funky in here.
10:35Fonky, skunk.
10:36It is getting skunky in here.
10:39Fonky, skunky, skunky, skunky, skunky, skunky, skunky, skunky, funk, skunk.
10:44Mm.
10:59The Ichi Bitsi Spider
11:01Down came the
11:02Out came the sun
11:03And we walked in the rain
11:05And then the guy went left
11:07And looks to something else again
11:09Yay!
11:12How do you want?
11:14Has anyone's baby reached a new milestone this week?
11:18Charlie smiled at his daddy last night.
11:21He really did.
11:23Samantha rolled over for the first time.
11:26Oh, yes, that's great.
11:28What about your little guy?
11:31Oh, him?
11:33He learned how to ride a bike.
11:35What?
11:36Why?
11:37Is that bad?
11:38Is he slow?
11:40Slow.
11:44Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:14What?
12:18Bye, ladies.
12:23See you next week.
12:24Janice, don't give up on sleep training.
12:27I know it's hard, but it's worth it.
12:29Marsha, I promise I'll get you the name of my pediatrician.
12:32Keep bugging me about it, though.
12:34Mom brain.
12:36Keep up the great work, moms.
12:38It's the hardest job we'll ever love.
12:40These will be ready next Tuesday.
12:50But the yard sale's this weekend.
12:52I said next Tuesday.
12:56What are you doing here?
13:00Just out for a little stroll.
13:02He tends to get a little fussy this time of day.
13:05They call it the witching hour.
13:07You probably didn't know that.
13:09Your favorite, Patsy.
13:11Wow, I'm impressed.
13:13Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
13:14My shift just ended.
13:16Already? Can't you work overtime or something?
13:18Swing shift? Graveyard shift?
13:20I mean, you gotta put in the hours if you're gonna break through that glass ceiling.
13:23We'll go into the park.
13:28You forgot a schmoopy!
13:33We have a compact car available,
13:35or for just an extra $49 a day,
13:36we can upgrade you to a minivan.
13:38I'll take it.
13:39Great. Let me get your key.
13:41A minivan?
13:42What are you, a soccer mom?
13:44What happened to all my money?
13:47Appetizers,
13:48warranties,
13:49free stickers,
13:51and don't forget you're underhooked at a tow truck club for $3,000 a year.
13:55You're right.
13:56I fall for it every time.
13:58And no more upsells.
13:59I promise.
14:01You're all set.
14:03Oh, I almost forgot.
14:04Would you like insurance?
14:05It's just an additional $3 a day.
14:07I don't know what kind of fool you take me for,
14:10but I'm not interested in your insurance.
14:14Uh, Porky,
14:15I think you should get the insurance.
14:17It's an upsell.
14:18No.
14:19Artichoke poppers are an upsell.
14:21Insurance is practical.
14:23Just get it.
14:24It's hardly any money,
14:25and if anything happens,
14:26you're covered.
14:27No insurance.
14:29Just the van.
14:32Ow!
14:35It's starting to bruise.
14:36He doesn't like it when you do that.
14:52You're holding the bottle wrong.
14:54That's not even the right nipple.
14:56We switched to soy formula.
14:58Just let me do it.
15:00What is wrong with you?
15:01I'll tell you what's wrong with me.
15:03You think what you do is so important because you work,
15:06well, I work just as hard as you,
15:07and I don't even get a paycheck.
15:09You've never gotten a paycheck.
15:11I'm so busy taking care of him,
15:12I can't even tell you the last time I took a shower.
15:15You never shower.
15:17Uh, that's because I care about the earth.
15:19The point is,
15:20raising a baby is hard work,
15:21and it's twice as hard when you do it alone.
15:24I'm just so tired.
15:26You've known him for one day.
15:29You don't even know the baby's name.
15:31His name's not Baby?
15:33Where's Baby?
15:36Baby's a better name than Zachary.
15:46It is Rooney.
15:47I'll give it that.
15:48Baby!
15:58Baby!
16:12Baby!
16:12He doesn't like it when you do that.
16:40I probably should have gotten the insurance.
16:42Thanks again for watching, Em.
17:00I want to start a family with you.
17:02What?
17:03I finally realized what I was put on this earth to do.
17:07Be a mother.
17:08Or was it to open a frozen yogurt shop?
17:14Yes.
17:15That is exactly what I was put on this earth to do.
17:18I'll be known for my toppings.
17:20No.
17:21No toppings.
17:22Just yogurt.
17:23The best yogurt.
17:24That's what I'll be known for.
17:26With tons of flavors.
17:28No.
17:29One flavor.
17:30With tons of toppings.
17:32labial disposes people.
17:44Modül emission.
17:46They're so rich.
17:48Well,
17:48the Information Control has not been famous,
17:50anybody else knows who has published events.
17:52They are so rich.
17:53They are so rich.
17:53You got everything?
17:54You need to know who's got leather on board.
17:56You need to know who's got a Peki.
17:57They have a type of flavor.
17:59They are a type of flavor.
18:00Oh?
18:30I don't know.
19:00Oh
19:30Oh
20:00Okay, so just a pizza? Yep, that'll be $14.99
20:23You know, for just a couple dollars more I could throw in a two-liter soda and some breadsticks
20:30Or, for an even twenty, you get the soda, you get the breadsticks, and you get the cinnamon breadsticks
20:37They're just like the regular breadsticks, but with cinnamon
20:40Cinnamon, huh?
20:41For the dessert
20:42All right, I'll take it
20:44Classic upsell
20:51Thank you

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