The Looney Tunes Show Episode 13 To Bowl or Not to Bowl

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🎬 Title: To Bowl or Not to Bowl  📘 Plot: Daffy joins the local bowling league and lets the fame get to his head, pushing Bugs to the sidelines. But can he win without his best friend?  💡 It's bowling balls, bruised egos, and classic comedy.   📺 Don’t miss daily uploads of your favorite cartoons on CartoonLTV!  💬 Team Bugs or Team Daffy? Drop your pick in the comments!  🔔 Follow for Looney laughs in HD!  #LooneyTunes #ToBowlOrNotToBowl #DaffyDuck #BugsBunny #CartoonLTV #FunnyEpisodes #ClassicCartoons #WarnerBros

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00:00Do you have any fours?

00:15Daffy, we're playing chess.

00:16Ah.

00:21Was it Colonel Snow in the pantry with a candlestick?

00:26Do you even know how to play chess?

00:27Of course I do.

00:30Gin!

00:57Check.

00:58Look over there.

01:01No.

01:02Just look over there.

01:03If I turn around, you're gonna flip the board over and say it was an earthquake.

01:07No, I won't.

01:08I promise.

01:09Just look over there.

01:11Please.

01:12Earthquake!

01:14That was a big one.

01:18I better get going.

01:21I don't want to be late for my singing lesson.

01:23You go to that every Thursday night.

01:25I've never heard you sing.

01:27La la la la la.

01:29Me, me, me, me, me, me.

01:31La la la la lee.

01:33The acoustics in here are terrible.

01:35The acoustics in here are terrible.

01:39Let the fun begin.

01:41It's too bad bugs can't ever come bowling with us.

01:45Yeah, but he's got those darn singing lessons.

01:48It's funny.

01:50I've never heard him sing.

01:58Nice hairnet, Pam.

01:59Really shows off that big forehead.

02:04Hey, Daffy.

02:05There he is.

02:06Hey.

02:09Hey-hey.

02:10Hmm.

02:11I thought the gang could use some snacks.

02:22Courtesy of yours, truly.

02:24How thoughtful.

02:25Gee, thanks, Daffy.

02:26I took a 20 out of your wallet.

02:28Daffy, you're the best.

02:30We couldn't ask for a more generous team, Captain.

02:34There's more where that came from.

02:36There's more where that came from, right?

02:38Huh.

02:39Ho, ho, ho.

02:40Guess what?

02:41It's time for me to assign everyone their weekly nicknames.

02:45Ooh, this is my favorite part.

02:48Porky, your nickname tonight?

02:50The Porkinator.

02:52Pete, your nickname?

02:58The Peteinator.

02:59Oh, I like it.

03:03Uh, Daffy?

03:04Hold on.

03:05Marvin?

03:06Your nickname?

03:07The Marvinator?

03:08The Marvinator?

03:09Nope.

03:10The, uh, uh, uh...

03:12Okay, yeah.

03:13The Marvinator.

03:16Daffy?

03:17I said hold on, the Porkinator.

03:19And finally, since I am the team captain, my nickname will be...

03:24The Grand Poobah.

03:26Wait.

03:27Make that Poobah the Grand.

03:32Porky, I changed my mind.

03:34You're player four.

03:35Now, let's bow!

03:40All right, team.

03:41Now, if we're gonna win the tournament this year, we're gonna have to step up our game.

03:53And that's how you do it!

03:55Yay!

03:57Yes!

03:58Way to go, Daffy!

03:59Way to go, Daffy!

04:00Well, if it isn't Daffy Duck...

04:07...or should I say Daffy Dumb?

04:09Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

04:11Laugh now, Terry, because you'll be cryin' when we wipe the floor with you at the tournament.

04:16I don't think so.

04:17This is our year.

04:19Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

04:21It's never your year, Terry!

04:23You're up, Pooh.

04:25Ugh!

04:47Good try, Pooh.

04:48Daffy?

04:49Bugs?

04:50What are you doing here?

04:51I thought you had your singing lesson.

04:53Oh, uh, I graduated.

04:54The teacher said I had the voice of an angel.

04:56Bugs?

04:57I thought you had your singing lesson.

04:59What are you doing here?

05:01I was just sitting at home doing nothing, so I...

05:03What's going on?

05:05I told them both conflicting lies, and now it's all falling...

05:08So, uh, let me get this straight.

05:09You're in-in-in-in-in-not taking singing...

05:12No.

05:13Daffy told me he was taking singing lessons.

05:16So, this whole time he said you were taking singing lessons, you could have been bowling with all...

05:22Ha, somebody sing something!

05:26Oh!

05:27Oh!

05:28Oh!

05:29Ha, I love that song!

05:42Yay, Bugs!

05:43I thought Daffy was good.

05:44I thought Daffy was good.

05:45I thought Daffy was good.

05:46But you're a gooder!

05:47Bugs!

05:48My office!

05:49Now!

05:51Nice office.

05:52Well, I'm waiting...

05:55For what?

05:56Your apology?

05:57What?

05:58You lied to me!

05:59Why would I apologize to you?

06:01Don't you see?

06:02I finally managed to cobble together a circle of friends so pitiful that I'm the cool one, and you're blowing it for me!

06:09Daffy!

06:10Daffy!

06:11For some reason, people think you're smarter than me.

06:13That you're more talented than me.

06:15That you're better looking than me.

06:18I personally don't see it.

06:21But when I'm here, hanging out with those nitwits, I'm the winner.

06:25I finally found a place where I feel good about myself, and that place is right here.

06:31I just can't have those guys like you more than me.

06:41Ugh.

06:42They don't like me more than you.

06:44Bugs!

06:45Bugs!

06:47Okay.

06:48Just tell him I had to go to my karate class.

06:51Eh, but where's Bugs?

06:52He had to go to his modern dance class.

06:55Ugh.

06:56But I bought everyone nachos!

06:58Yay!

07:00Here you go, Pork.

07:01That guy's good!

07:04He's the newest member of my team!

07:08What was that you said about it never being my year?

07:22See you at the tournament!

07:31I've never seen bowling pins easily shatter like that.

07:34Now how are we going to win the tournament?

07:43I'll tell you how.

07:45We're gonna train hotter than anyone has ever trained before.

07:49This parking lot!

07:51Tomorrow morning!

07:527am!

07:58Come on, Porky!

07:59Drive me home!

08:09Huh.

08:14It's 11.30?

08:15You said the training begins at 7am.

08:18The training began at 7am.

08:21The first exercise?

08:23Patience.

08:24You two?

08:25Great job.

08:27Porky, you've got some catching up to do.

08:29Plus, the bowling alley doesn't open till noon.

08:31See you guys in a half hour!

08:36The bowling ball.

08:38The dictionary defines it as a ball used for bowling.

08:42And that is why the dictionary is stupid.

08:43Because to truly understand the bowling ball, you need to become the bowling ball.

08:56Are you idiotic sure about this?

08:58Bowling balls don't talk.

08:59Don't talk.

09:00Well...

09:05Strike!

09:06Ooh, nice!

09:07You can question my methods, but you can't question my results.

09:12Isn't that right, Porky?

09:17Porky!

09:18If you can hear me, I've never asked anything of you in my life!

09:22I-I can hear you.

09:24But in order to compete, we need to have four people on the team!

09:29I-I said I can hear you.

09:30I heard you all the way down the hall.

09:33So I want to ask you this one tiny favor.

09:38Get out of that bed.

09:41Remove your ivy.

09:43Take the casks off your arms and legs.

09:47And bowl.

09:49That's all I ask.

09:53Ewa, why don't you just ask Bugs to wait till they take my place?

09:57Bugs is the best bowler here!

09:59Right on!

10:00What a great idea!

10:06I'm jealous of Bugs.

10:08But I hate Terry.

10:11Jealousy or hatred.

10:13It's like having to choose one child over the other.

10:18Hatred.

10:19Surprisingly easy choice.

10:21Bugs, you want a bowl?

10:22Sure!

10:23Yay!

10:25Then let's win one...

10:26For poo!

10:28What?

10:29Do it!

10:30You're not gonna need your wallet.

10:34You're in the hospital.

10:35Yellow bird.

10:36Yellow bird.

10:40Up high in banana tree.

10:41Yellow bird.

10:42You sit all alone like me.

10:44Yellow Bird

11:14Yellow Bird

11:44Yellow Bird

11:46I wish that I was Yellow Bird

11:48I fly away with you

11:50But I am not a Yellow Bird

11:52So here I sit

11:54Nothing else to do

11:56Yellow Bird

11:58Up in Banana Tree

12:02Yellow Bird

12:04You sit all alone like me

12:06Did your lady friend

12:08Leave the nest again

12:10That is very sad

12:12Make me feel so bad

12:14You can fly away

12:16In the sky away

12:18Oh, what a scene it is

12:24At the annual Royal Oaks Glen Oaks

12:26Oakwood Oaks Bowling Tournament

12:28I'm positively a Twitter

12:30Oh, I thought you were positively

12:32A gopher

12:34On lane one

12:36We have the Silver Foxes

12:38Led by their Team Captain Granny

12:40On lane two

12:42We have the Lucky Strikers

12:44Led by their Team Captain

12:46Terry Delgado

12:48And on lane three

12:50We have Daffy's Ducks

12:52Led by their Team Captain

12:54Daffy Duck

12:56Sweaty hands you got there Daffy

13:00Are you nervous?

13:02I just happen to sweat more

13:03Than the average person

13:04Well you're shaking

13:05You must be scared

13:06Nope

13:07Potassium deficiency

13:08Well then how come

13:09You can't look at me straight on?

13:11You intimidated?

13:15Lazy eye

13:16And here we go!

13:18Woohoo!

13:27Our first bowler of the night

13:28Is Granny

13:32She's getting ready

13:38She's taking her time?

13:44Just really taking her time

13:50This is going to be a long night

14:02In the air tonight

14:06Like nights of old

14:07The battle's set

14:08It's destiny

14:10This vision quest

14:11Victory is in your grasp tonight

14:17Soaring like an eagle

14:20Over crashing waves of guts and glory

14:29From the mist

14:30The hero

14:32Like a legend

14:33From the mythic story

14:35Yeah

14:36Let's bow

14:37Let's bow

14:39Let's bow

14:40Let's bow

14:41Let's bow

14:46Let's bow

14:52What an exciting tournament

14:54Two teammates neck and neck at the finish

14:56The lucky strikers lead by one

14:58But Bugs Bunny has one ball left

15:00And if he can knock over just two pins

15:03Then Daffy's Ducks win the tournament

15:06Ooh

15:08We've got this tournament in the bag

15:09We should call ourselves

15:10Bugs Bunny's Ducks

15:11Bugs Bunny's Ducks

15:22Whoa!

15:23Oh!

15:26Are you okay?

15:28What happened?

15:29I twisted my ankle

15:31I'm not gonna be able to bowl

15:33Then how are we gonna win the tournament?

15:36You'll have to bowl for me

15:39After all

15:40It's not Bugs' Ducks

15:42It's Daffy's Ducks

15:43Daffy's Ducks

15:45You're faking!

15:49You are faking, right?

15:51Yes, I'm faking

15:52Now go win the tournament

16:03Two pins

16:04That's all we need

16:13Two pins

16:18Two pins

16:24Oh!

16:25Yeah!

16:26Yeah!

16:27This is the year!

16:29Oh!

16:30Oh, you Daffy!

16:31Oh, yeah!

16:33Oh, we're going to break

16:36Hold on

16:37Do hold on

16:38I'm giving word that there's been a technical error

16:41Apparently the pins were not fully set before the player released the ball.

16:45League rules clearly state that any technical error results in an automatic redo.

16:53That means we have a second chance to win!

16:56You hear that, Terry?

16:58I won't let you guys down.

17:00Um, maybe we should let Bugs bowl?

17:04Yeah, I'm feeling much better.

17:06Wait, I have to do it.

17:12I need to win the tournament for the team.

17:15And for myself.

17:18Are you sure?

17:19It's two pins.

17:21I usually hit four to five pins.

17:26Then go out there and hit four to five pins.

17:30Or at least two.

17:36The lucky strikers win the tournament!

17:42Oh, yeah! We're great! You're not! We're great!

17:55Oh, yeah! What a feeling!

17:58Oh, yeah! We're great! You're not! We're great!

18:02Oh, yeah! What a feeling!

18:28Oh, yeah!

18:58Oh, yeah!

19:28Oh, yeah!

19:58Oh, yeah!

20:28Oh, yeah!

20:58Oh, yeah!

21:28When do you get back on your feet, Porky?

21:30The doctor says, with enough physical therapy, I'll be able to eat a bowl in no time.

21:35Just needed my lucky bowl!

21:37I mean, I'll be able to eat a bowl in no time.

21:44I'll be able to eat a bowl in no time.

21:46Oh, yeah, yeah!

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