Huge Simpsons Announcement from Cracked

Cracked

All my life I've loved The Simpsons. This makes me, Michael Swaim, wholly unique and the perfect host for my new pod, The Simpsons Taught Me Everything. Each and every week, I and my amazing, gorgeous guests are going to zoom way, way too far in on a single Simpsons bit and unpack it for a month's worth of jokes, Simpsons games, and education. Here on the Cracked YouTube channel. For the audio version, head to Spotify, where you can find it in either stereo or mono a mono.  Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/user/cracked?sub_confirmation=1  Cracked.com: http://cracked.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/cracked Twitter: http://twitter.com/cracked Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/cracked/_created/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cracked/  #simpsons #podcast #cracked

Transcript

00:00All my life, I've loved The Simpsons.

00:03This makes me wholly unique and the perfect host for my new pod,

00:07The Simpsons Taught Me Everything.

00:09It's the pod I was born to play, baby.

00:12Each and every week, I and my amazing, gorgeous guests

00:15are going to Zoom way, way too far in on a single Simpsons bit

00:19and unpack it for a month's worth of jokes,

00:22Simpsons games, and education on topics like

00:25the neuroscience behind the terrible twos.

00:27I am so great, everybody loves me.

00:30The wild, balloon-based marketing war between Macy's and Gimbles.

00:34Gimbles is gone, Marge. Long gone. You're Gimbles.

00:38And real-life cases of whole towns getting swindled at once.

00:43But Main Street's still all cracked and broken.

00:45Sorry, Mom, the mother's spoken.

00:47It's The Simpsons.

00:48Simpsons.

00:49Taught me.

00:50Once again.

00:50Everything.

00:52Here on the cracked YouTube channel.

00:54Or for the audio version, head to Spotify,

00:56where you can find it in either stereo or mono.

00:59Mono-dope!

Category

Transcript

Comments

Recommended