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00:00If anyone is watching this video, stop. This is private property.
00:09As if it served any purpose.
00:13Bistikon, unite!
00:15Element of nature, come to me, be my armor!
00:19Chillon, Bragondo, Baihu, Earth Tiger, Shenhu, Tortidaire, Zutue, Firebird!
00:30Did a shard emerge? Where is the enemy? What are you doing in this position?
00:34I'm working on my heroism a little.
00:37Ah, it's a workout! Clever, it forces us to be ready. I love the idea!
00:43I was taking a shower.
00:45Training with Jade is part of our mission.
00:47And too bad if Chinlon gets all wet and Shenhu gets woken up in the middle of a nap.
00:50I was meditating.
00:52Oh, and your new mantra is...
00:54Psiou, psiou, psiou, psiou, psiou, psiou, psiou.
00:57Focus, we're starting from scratch.
01:01Bistikon, unite!
01:03Ha! Ha! Bistikon, union!
01:06Am I doing too much?
01:08I think you look super heroic.
01:10Why did you install this camera?
01:12Is this another one of your selfies?
01:14Or maybe it's to reassure you because you're terrified of not being up to your illustrious mother,
01:20the seventh Jade fame.
01:21Less talk and more action.
01:24Come on, let's start again.
01:24I want to go over all the different invocations.
01:28Baihu!
01:30Tiger's Claw!
01:32Chinlon!
01:33The ice shadow!
01:35Damn!
01:36The shadow of the phoenix!
01:37Shenmue!
01:38Squall!
01:40Balance !
01:41You see, you're already a big Jade.
01:45Yeah, I don't know.
01:46I try to be brave, but deep down I'm afraid.
01:49You have to be afraid to be brave, otherwise there would be no merit.
01:54Ah, you have to go through fear like a light mist.
01:57Now tell us, why will you triumph?
02:00Because I am Jade.
02:02More convictions!
02:03Because I'm Jade!
02:05When I was little, a legendary heroine gave her life to save my town from the clutches of an evil tyrant.
02:14by destroying his mystical armor.
02:16Today, the mighty shards of that armor reappear, wreaking havoc in their wake.
02:21That's where I come in.
02:23I am the new Jade, guardian of Bantang.
02:26With my Bistikon, my mission is simple.
02:29Prevent the return of the red spectrum by absorbing the bursts one by one.
02:34Imagine you are facing the enemy.
02:57What do you say to intimidate him?
02:59I will defeat you.
03:00I didn't hear anything.
03:01I will defeat you!
03:02I get chills! And yet, I have composure.
03:08It's time to go, my little bean!
03:10My father mustn't know I'm Jade. He'd panic.
03:13Hide!
03:16But Dad, I'm not a baby anymore.
03:19For me, you will always be my baby.
03:21Come on, let's go. Get ready to go out.
03:23We had a close call.
03:26Too hot.
03:27They keep telling you that you should talk to him.
03:30Do you believe?
03:31The caterpillar must break free from its cocoon to become a butterfly.
03:35I'll tell him.
03:36I just have to find the right moment.
03:38Maybe when I'm in college?
03:41Okay, okay. Tonight.
03:42When he finds out I'm Jade, he'll probably ground me for life.
03:49That's a shame. You'll miss the game.
03:52Yes, that is.
03:54What do you have planned for your girls' night out?
03:56A Kung Fu film festival.
03:59Shin-Chi did stunts in some of them.
04:00Ah, I have a feeling this is going to be completely weird.
04:04Ready?
04:08Tonight, the Bengal Tigers team...
04:14Yet another human-ridden mess that I will never understand.
04:17They hit a ball. I agree.
04:20Is it because she disrespected the families of those men in costumes?
04:23Roughly speaking.
04:25As long as there's food, I'm fine with that.
04:26Two starters, please.
04:33And there you go. I knew this would be weird.
04:35Okay, we can go.
04:40So? We're having fun, don't you think?
04:42Absolutely. Where do we sit?
04:44At the bottom.
04:46Hi, Lanlan!
04:48What if you went to say hello to Théo and Alisha?
04:52I'll take care of the drinks.
04:54How's it going? Have you spoken to him?
04:56Not yet.
05:00Yaka, did he see you?
05:01I don't want him to see me here with my father.
05:04What does it matter?
05:06Hi, how are you? I knew you'd be here, Lanjun.
05:08Did you come with your father?
05:10No, it's not okay.
05:12Honey, do you want anything else?
05:14I mean, yeah, obviously.
05:16No, thank you.
05:17Except maybe dying of shame.
05:20I think it's cool. My dad never does anything with me.
05:22Hey! Look!
05:24The Kung-Fu Delights 4 actor signs autographs.
05:29This guy looks familiar.
05:32I have to go. You know how parents are.
05:35Except he just said no.
05:36Well done, Lanjun.
05:38What's wrong with you?
05:39It's that guy over there.
05:41Put it in the name of the red spectrum.
05:44Who ?
05:44He is a Kung-Fu fan.
05:46Oh yeah, and a servant of evil.
05:49Don't worry, it's nothing.
05:50He never misses a festival.
05:51Okay, if you say so.
05:53Look at these accessories.
05:54This is so cool.
05:56This megaphone was used for the Flying Tigers trilogy.
05:59Director Peng Xing's lips landed on it.
06:02And...
06:03Fart!
06:04Thanks, it's in the fart.
06:06Hey, watch out!
06:10It is a relic of cinema history.
06:11And...
06:12Action !
06:17Did Dad give Mom's helmet?
06:20Worn by the famous stuntwoman Shin-Chi-Ye.
06:23Classy!
06:24Lanlan, your mother was a legend.
06:26Hey, hey, a legend.
06:28Sorry.
06:30Ah, you found it.
06:32I donated your mother's helmet to honor the unsung heroine she was.
06:36As a stuntwoman.
06:37I could never ask my mom for advice about being Jade.
06:46Final warning!
06:48Hey, I just waited two hours in line for this autograph!
06:53Come back here, you dirty little monster!
06:57It's strange.
06:58These two brats seem very quiet all of a sudden.
07:02We're going home, I warned you.
07:03It's very quiet here.
07:10A little too much, in fact.
07:13Could it be?
07:17First you're loud, then you touch everything, and now you're miming.
07:26Lan Lan, are you okay?
07:33I have no more voice.
07:35These children weren't pretending.
07:37There must be a shine somewhere.
07:41You're too emotional to speak.
07:43Do you want us to guess?
07:44Great, I love playing, it lifts my spirits.
07:46Okay, I'll start.
07:48In a word.
07:49Is it touted?
07:50Metronome.
07:51Are you hungry?
07:52Oh, did you swallow a fly?
07:54Stop it, Theo, this isn't a game.
07:56I think she lost her voice.
07:58Okay, it would be easier if you sent a text.
08:03I believe that a splinter steals people's voices.
08:06Oh !
08:07But how?
08:08Where do you think he is?
08:10An elephant?
08:11A trumpet?
08:12Oh, the megaphone!
08:13Seriously ?
08:15It would be faster by text.
08:22Where did the megaphone go?
08:25It's time to turn me into jade.
08:27It's time to turn you into jade, right?
08:30How will she do it since she can't talk?
08:32Text the beasticons?
08:34The workout videos?
08:36Alisha, you are a true genius.
08:37Ah, there you are.
08:39How are you ?
08:40Can I talk to you?
08:41Sorry, Mr. Verdier.
08:44Lan Lan, I need you.
08:46Girl thing.
08:46We'll be right back.
08:49What's your favorite kung fu movie, Liam?
08:51I can call you Liam.
08:55No, Theodore.
08:56Still not.
09:00I know you're upset, but please don't give me the cold shoulder.
09:03Let's discuss it.
09:07Long queue.
09:08Very long.
09:09Come on, where is she?
09:13Maybe a pop-pop-star.
09:15Oh, not that one.
09:19Yes.
09:20Beasticon, union.
09:21That man with a whistle is an idiot.
09:24The ball was clearly within the rectangle.
09:27No, we're not leaving now.
09:30No touching my fruit.
09:33Element of nature.
09:35Come to me, be my armor.
09:37Xinlan, water dragon.
09:43Shen Wu, air turtle.
09:45Bai Wu, land title.
09:49Zou Tue, firebird.
09:50I hope this is important.
10:00Lan Jun, we need to talk.
10:02I understand that you are mad at me for giving away Mom's helmet.
10:05But communication is important.
10:08Besides, I studied communications at university.
10:11Oh, what a time.
10:13One day, I accidentally locked myself in the library bathroom.
10:16But the strongest.
10:22I'm too slow.
10:24I need Xinlan's speed.
10:26Bai Wu!
10:27Oh no, I was wrong.
10:29Tiger's Claw!
10:32Did it work?
10:36Xinlan!
10:40Fulgrain Dragon!
10:42This time I need Bai Wu.
10:56It's your turn.
10:57Xinlan!
10:58Oh no.
11:00The ice angle!
11:02But what a stupid phone!
11:08What's going on?
11:09Your invocations do not correspond to your needs.
11:11No, you think so?
11:12At our place!
11:13Squall!
11:15No !
11:16Sorry, beloved cell phone, don't let me down.
11:21It's high time we held a crisis meeting about this phone.
11:26Are we playing divination games?
11:28You're an ostrich!
11:30A loved one?
11:31His silence speaks volumes.
11:33His voice seems to have disappeared.
11:35Definitely stolen by a shard.
11:38But how did you do for your invocations?
11:40The training videos!
11:42The training videos!
11:42I adore !
11:44Ah, it's my turn?
11:45I'm ready.
11:47All killed!
11:48Fire Feather!
11:52Don't tell me I lost it.
11:55I think we lost her.
11:56You are everywhere.
12:01You are the waves.
12:03You are as vast as an ocean.
12:04I am as vast as an ocean.
12:07Master !
12:09I have a surprise for you!
12:12If it's another goldfish to keep me company, would you be kind enough to go flush it straight down the toilet?
12:18You should like your dissatisfaction!
12:20I found a shard!
12:22It's hidden in this megaphone.
12:24His power is to steal votes.
12:26I'll give you a demo.
12:27Just talk into it and then...
12:29Indeed, I like it.
12:36Your accidental silence is a true blessing.
12:39Now give it to me.
12:46Mighty radiance, I invoke your power!
12:49Awaken my red armor and give me victory!
12:59Stealing votes is an interesting power.
13:02But one by one is too slow.
13:04Wow!
13:05Prove your semi-competence to me by reversing the effect of this tool.
13:08I wish to use it to steal the voices of anyone who can hear me.
13:16Stealing Pantang's voices will speed up the rebuilding of my armor.
13:20Soon there will be only one voice left in this city.
13:24Mine.
13:26Are you done? It looks the same.
13:29On the way.
13:30Let's try it.
13:42And what about the bike voice?
13:45Hot air balloon!
13:46Sorry, I didn't hear clearly.
13:49Honey, will you marry me?
13:53The only person kneeling before me was me, the red ghost.
14:02Well then, does that leave you speechless?
14:04It works.
14:08Let's quickly shut up the rest of Pantang.
14:14And that's how I learned that herring communicate through their flatulence.
14:20Oh, I swear.
14:20Oh, it's good that we're talking like this.
14:23Well, where was I again?
14:25Oh yeah, then the boat caught fire.
14:32It smells like a bad move from the red specter.
14:35By following the mute people, you will find the evil tyrant.
14:41What did you answer him then?
14:42I said yes, of course, but something weird happened.
14:44Can I take your order?
14:46Yes, thank you, I will take your votes to go.
14:54More, I need more.
14:56Take me to the most crowded place in Pantang.
15:04Number 60 whore, is Pantang's team on the verge?
15:08Oh no, no, he better not say special edition.
15:12A general epidemic of aryngitis hits the city.
15:15I am on the ground in the streets of Pantang
15:17to interview victims of vanished voices.
15:20Madam, tell us what happened?
15:23You heard like me, nothing at all.
15:27Let the news go!
15:28The red specter is back.
15:31Tremble before my power!
15:33Oh !
15:34What is...
15:40No !
15:41The whole city is silenced.
15:51I need help.
15:54Answer, answer, answer!
15:56Lann Lam, you can count on Théo and me.
15:58Can you hear me?
15:59If yes, press a key.
16:00Okay, I have real-time traffic in front of me.
16:04And it looks like there's a camper van on the north side of the stadium.
16:08Understood ?
16:08It looks like it does.
16:11Amazing! What a base!
16:12The swinging flight is incomplete!
16:14Gone!
16:15Oh no!
16:16Like all your voices!
16:18I wondered if the little grasshopper would eventually come and bother me.
16:34Woohoo!
16:34Take care of this creature!
16:36Little jump!
16:37All bowls eventually fail.
16:39It's a kind of tradition.
16:41I will defeat you.
16:42Looks like my mega-fan isn't working on her.
16:46Why is she still talking?
16:47Because I am Jade.
16:57If you want to dispose of things properly, you have to do it yourself.
17:01I can't use my phone.
17:14He's too fast.
17:17Looks like I shut you up.
17:19Perhaps your legless armor protects you from the power of the shard.
17:26But clearly, this is far from enough.
17:34Oh no!
17:36Pathetic.
17:40Remember your training!
17:42And your automatic playlist!
17:45Shuffle Playback.
17:47Let it work.
17:48We start from scratch.
17:50My pleasure.
17:55Bayou!
17:58Tiger's Claw!
17:59Leaping Tiger!
18:05Chinlan!
18:06Ice tongue!
18:09Lightning Dragon!
18:12All killed!
18:14Flame of the Phoenix!
18:16Fire Feather!
18:18It's time to amplify my power.
18:27Connection activated.
18:30Less talk and more action.
18:40Why not give up while you still can?
18:43Because I'm jade?
18:44You already said it.
18:45Because I'm jade!
18:47Stop saying that!
18:49Because I'm jade!
18:50Because I'm jade!
18:52Because I'm jade!
18:52And my grandmothers who said that my sound engineering workshop was a waste of time.
18:57Stop this cacophony!
18:59It's teeth!
19:00Shenmue!
19:02Squall!
19:04Shell!
19:09Burst! Extraction!
19:12Put me back in my bucket!
19:15Hurry up!
19:16You're dripping!
19:18Balance of elemental forces!
19:20Dark radiance becomes light again!
19:22Did it work?
19:25It worked!
19:28You did it!
19:31Woohoo!
19:33I've never been so happy to hear you speak.
19:35Yes, and I bet your dad would love to hear it too.
19:38Dad !
19:39And that's how I realized you couldn't have a pet llama in an apartment.
19:44Oh, how cool is that!
19:47It feels good to talk to each other like this.
19:50Langeul? Is everything okay?
19:53How are you !
19:54I am a caterpillar breaking free from its cocoon to become a butterfly.
20:00The moment of truth.
20:02Literally.
20:03I have something important to tell you.
20:05Promise me you won't panic.
20:07All right ?
20:08It's a promise.
20:18Ta-da!
20:19He cries and hugs me.
20:29Oh no!
20:30He thinks I've lost my mind.
20:32You look so much like him in that armor.
20:34She would be so proud of you.
20:38What ?
20:39Wait.
20:40Who is that?
20:41Who are you talking about?
20:42But finally from your mother, of course.
20:44Did you know?
20:45But Dad!
20:47But Dad!
20:48But Dad!
20:50Looks like they finally had a talk.
20:53I'm going to make some tea.
20:55I feel like it's going to be a long night.
20:57I don't know if ...

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