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00:00Well, here goes nothing.
00:09Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night?
00:12Strange noises?
00:13Watch out, oh watch out, oh watch out, yeah.
00:14Tell me you don't want me no more.
00:15Feeling like I sold my soul.
00:16Yeah.
00:17Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?
00:25Yeah, I pretty much experience dread everywhere.
00:28The St. John's ward is basically a placebo.
00:30Have you or any of your family ever seen a spook, specter, or ghost?
00:35Yeah.
00:36If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute.
00:38Pick up your phone and call the professionals.
00:40Go Ghostbusters.
00:41It's ringing.
00:42I guess that's something.
00:43I wonder if anyone's on staff right now.
00:46Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve all your supernatural
00:50elimination needs.
00:52Somebody answered.
00:53Hello?
00:54Hello, Ghostbusters, what do you want?
00:56Honestly, I think I'm being haunted.
00:58By a ghost, right?
00:59Yes, by a ghost.
01:01Why else would I be calling you guys?
01:04Can you describe this ghost?
01:07Can I describe it?
01:09It looks like a freaking ghost.
01:11You know how they're transparent and white and have spooky eyes?
01:14Yeah, it looks like that.
01:16I've been waiting, I've been waiting for a long time.
01:21Such a long time.
01:22Okay, never mind.
01:23There is something weird about my ghost.
01:25Have you seen a Doritos commercial recently?
01:29All Doritos commercials are the same to me.
01:31Oh God.
01:32I don't know how to say this, but I think my place is haunted by a ghost Malone?
01:43Wow.
01:44Okay, you can stop laughing.
01:45This is a real call.
01:47That guy seemed a little nuts.
01:49Everyone's gone, but no one's leaving.
01:53I can't imagine thinking Post Malone would spend his time haunting anybody.
01:57Nobody left but us.
02:10They sent you?
02:15Nobody was willing to believe me?
02:17I thought that's what you guys do.
02:18You're willing to believe me.
02:20We're ready to believe you.
02:24I have met Tully.
02:27And that dude was turned into a dog.
02:29And you're telling me he's skeptical of my story?
02:39No, you're not coming into this house Slimer.
02:42You ugly spud.
02:43Nope, nope.
02:44Not without a mask.
02:45I'm not getting whatever you have.
02:47So, what is one to do when they realize that the Ghostbusters aren't going to help them?
02:52Well, then I guess you just got to become a Ghostbuster.
02:55Oh, so if you threaten Ray Stans just once, you're blackballed for life.
02:59Doesn't he realize that I'm a huge fan?
03:01I own Crystal Head Vodka, and I don't even drink.
03:04The obvious question is, why did we do this?
03:07I just want to be a Buster.
03:09I've heard it makes you feel good.
03:11And I've waited my whole entire life to become one.
03:14I had Slimer gloves.
03:16I washed up with Slimer soap.
03:18Soap? Ghostbusters soap?
03:21Ghostbuster soap holder.
03:23I brush this hair with a Ghostbusters comb.
03:26Ghostbusters comb!
03:28Wow, do you hear?
03:30I do my nose with a Ghostbusters tissue.
03:32You got the shakes, Joe.
03:34If they slap the Ghostbusters logo on it, then somebody probably bought it for me.
03:39No, not a Ghostbuster cleaning set.
03:43A Ghostbuster cup!
03:46I brush my teeth with Slimer toothpaste.
03:49And if you're being honest, Slimer does kind of look like spread-out toothpaste.
03:53Ready? Let's brush!
03:55But Slimer must have been using his product, because he has some pearly whites.
04:00And I was crannying it up in Ghostbusters coloring books.
04:03What is this? Look at this!
04:05Ghostbusters coloring!
04:07And these had to have been bought at Ray's Occult Bookshop.
04:10I assume.
04:11And even my clothing choices, which you can see here today,
04:15have always been inspired by Ghostbusters.
04:18A Ghostbusters shirt!
04:20You know how golfers have that gator on their shirt?
04:24Well, I had Slimer.
04:26With Slime on it!
04:29And he was on my socks.
04:31And when I wanted to have my swag on high, I even had a Slimer watch.
04:36Ghostbusting was my game.
04:38And it was even written on my underwear.
04:41It's written all over your underwear.
04:43I'd only eat the Ghostbusters-themed cakes.
04:46I only played with their toys.
04:48Give me these! Now! These are mine!
04:51And obviously, these people needed some housing, some transportation.
04:56I sure hope somebody in the house will make that Ghostbuster siren sound for me.
05:00Or this just won't feel authentic.
05:02And because of their influence, I wasn't afraid of anything.
05:06Sing that song.
05:08Ghostbusters!
05:09So I have to be a Ghostbuster.
05:11Being part of that team is the dream, okay?
05:14It's a love I've had for a lifetime.
05:17Now, if only I had left some of this stuff in the package.
05:20Look at the resale prices.
05:22You can get 200 bucks for this soap.
05:24Yay!
05:25Wow, Slimer soap.
05:28Who was even in the market for a Ghostbusters-themed ceiling fan?
05:31The real Ghostbusters.
05:34Yeah, I would give anything to be able to crawl back into this kind of sleeping bag.
05:38Yeah, you could say that I just really wanted to be part of the team.
05:42I had hero worship.
05:44Like wanting to be my man Egon Spengler.
05:46Yeah, I was more like this kind of kid.
05:49Not afraid of any ghost.
05:51Unlike that pussy Gronkowski.
05:53He's gotta hide behind Tom Brady because he's afraid of the ghost.
06:13It takes real ghost balls to face the paranormal.
06:17Which is why they actually sold ghost balls.
06:20In case you couldn't nut up on your own.
06:23And you know, it's never too late to pursue the goal of becoming a real, real Ghostbuster.
06:28Even women can be Ghostbusters nowadays.
06:30No, it's true.
06:32They actually answer the call.
06:34Which is all I'll say about that subject.
06:36Because Paul Feig brought back a version of the soap.
06:39So I told him I forgave him.
06:41And since he liked the tweet, I'm going to assume he accepted my terms.
06:44And even my sister wanted to be a Ghostbuster.
06:47Look at her handle the proton pack.
06:49All she needs to get is one of the official regulation haircuts.
06:52So before I take that plunge and get that PhD in busting ghosts,
06:57I need to quench that thirst.
06:59And no, Grand Hill, I'm not talking about Sprite.
07:02Grand Hill drinks Sprite.
07:04Which beverage, however?
07:05I'm not talking about Crystal Head Vodka.
07:07We have this mystic symbol in which we have chosen to enclose joy
07:13Huh?
07:14In the form of a very pure alcoholic beverage.
07:18Are the ghosts in the alcohol?
07:20That guy was a little out there with his vodka.
07:23Like a real Ghostbuster, I need to drink pure, uncut ecto-cooler.
07:29Which has been discontinued for years now.
07:32There is no jar of ecto-
07:34Though they did bring it back in 2016.
07:36But they brought it back, and it's back.
07:38Only for them to be incredibly cruel and take it back out of my life.
07:42Makes you wonder what kind of monster would do something like that.
07:45Tony Danza.
07:46Really?
07:47Tony Danza.
07:48Tony Danza?
07:49Tony Danza.
07:50The star of Who's the Boss was the guy responsible for taking away ecto-cooler.
07:54I would have thought it was Ivo Shandor, you know, the leader of the cult of Gozar.
07:59It's true.
08:01Okay, well I guess it's the star of Who's the Boss.
08:03Who am I to argue with the ghost?
08:06Well this site seems to indicate that in 2016, the product didn't sell well enough to stick around.
08:12Alright, I'm gonna ask to have that fact-checked, because everywhere I went, it was completely sold out.
08:18To the point where, even though I went to Walmart, Hannaford, and every other grocery store, and even looked at online grocers,
08:25the only place I could get it was from Amazon, in a gigantic case.
08:30So somebody had to have been buying it.
08:35And even when I bought it on Amazon, the thing kept going out of stock.
08:39So if this happened to you, please back me up here.
08:42People were buying the ecto-cooler in 2016.
08:45This article did have a good suggestion, though.
08:48How about making it a yearly Halloween treat?
08:51The same way we go for those orange-stuffed Oreos.
08:58When we're out there trying to ghost hunt, we need our version of Gatorade.
09:02And that's ecto-cooler.
09:04But desperate times call for desperate measures.
09:07And like Marge Simpson with her homemade Pepsi, I'm just gonna have to make ecto-cooler at home.
09:13Made you some homemade ecto-cooler for the dance.
09:17It's a little thick, but the price is right.
09:19Wow.
09:20Yeah, how did this all end up on my shoulders, Ghost Malone?
09:23You try too much.
09:25I thought Hi-C was the company that was all for kids who couldn't get enough of a good thing.
09:30Hi-C. For kids who can't get too much of a good thing.
09:39Whoa, are you trying to tell me that Hi-C fruit drinks were already haunted long before Slimer was on the package?
09:45Do you know how much fruit he would have gotten from some other drinks little boys like?
09:49Oh God, everybody run! This kid's armed with a fruit cannon!
09:54That thing could take down a xenomorph!
09:56So why is it up to me to try to recreate this 30-year-old drink?
10:00You know it's fun, right?
10:02What the?
10:03Not convinced yet? Okay.
10:05What?
10:07Easy!
10:08So to get started on this task of making ecto-cooler, I need help, okay?
10:13I'm gonna hire the A-team.
10:14That's right, Mr. T is gonna finally get involved in the Ghostbusters universe.
10:19Unless you count the time that this person on Angelfire back in the day created a story about Mr. T and the Ghostbusters.
10:28Ghosts are raising havoc on the streets of New York, and the Ghostbusters must try to save the city.
10:33What will the Ghostbusters do?
10:35The Ghostbusters head out to rescue the streets of New York from the ghost attack.
10:40Ghosts do not protect the Ghostbusters.
10:43Are you a god?
10:46No.
10:47Then...
10:54The Ghostbusters call Mr. T.
10:56Mr. T wastes no time getting to New York City.
10:59Mr. T takes out one of Gozer's dogs just as he enters New York City.
11:04Mr. T exits his custom van and throws Gozer's second dog.
11:08Every time I see that sucker, I'm gonna do more than punch him in the nose.
11:10I'm gonna break his neck!
11:12Stay Puft yelled at Mr. T and acknowledges that he has his attention.
11:16So remember, don't fire!
11:18Mr. T gets his machine gun and shoots Stay Puft until he explodes.
11:22It'll burn your face right off!
11:23Mr. T is now walking to the building to stop Gozer from taking over the world.
11:28Mr. T knocks the building doors down and runs up 200 flights of stairs.
11:32This turns my stomach!
11:33Mr. T is on top of the building and calls out Gozer.
11:36Gozer shows up out of nowhere and fires lightning at Mr. T.
11:40Mr. T's gold chain protect him from the lightning
11:43and bounce back at Gozer, sending her to outer space.
11:47The roof of the building explodes, so Mr. T jumps the building and opens his parachute
11:52where he lands to safety and saves the day once again.
11:56The next day, the kid runs off and Mr. T smiles
11:59I just wanna shake some fists into you kids!
12:01as Mr. T versus Ghostbusters ends.
12:03This is gonna be a struggle because I'm no cook.
12:06Or, what's the term for somebody who's making their own drinks?
12:10Not like a bartender.
12:12A mixologist?
12:13Well, I just have no idea what I'm doing, so
12:16guess I'm gonna have to fire up the internet!
12:25I hope all this effort is worth it and I still enjoy the taste of an ecto-cooler.
12:30Well, this guy seems to be enjoying it.
12:34Never mind, I was wrong.
12:38Uh, this is a drink that I grew up with.
12:40Oh, I hope I don't sound like that.
12:42Before I pop this thing open and drink it back and get swept away to my childhood.
12:47My childhood! My childhood!
12:49Destroy my childhood.
12:50Oh, what is it coming down to? Your childhood!
12:53That just took me back to when I had bangs across my face.
12:57Childhood, childhood, childhood, childhood!
12:59And I'm very excited because I get to taste my childhood.
13:02I don't like the way you just phrased that.
13:07Don't reject it.
13:12He probably thought he was tasting that other guy's childhood, if you know what I mean.
13:17Go.
13:22Alright, you're wasting my time.
13:24What does the water chugging have to do with ecto-cooler?
13:27Alright, let's play a different game, okay?
13:32Let's explain to them what we're doing.
13:38A packet of Lemonade Hi-C.
13:40We got Orange Hi-C.
13:42Half a cup of sugar.
13:45Four cups of water.
13:46Some orange juice.
13:49Tangerine Kool-Aid.
13:50Tangerine juice.
13:51Some green food coloring.
13:53So what I'm learning is that if you're going to make a YouTube video where you make ecto-cooler,
13:58you gotta have some sort of guy-girl hosting situation going on and be wearing a costume.
14:09But I don't want to do that.
14:10Because this is not like every other channel, okay?
14:14And I don't want to buy a costume, honestly.
14:16I don't want to pay for that.
14:17Alright, I will admit I look like the kind of guy who does own that costume.
14:21But I don't.
14:22Just sipping my ecto-cooler!
14:29Sipping my ecto-cooler!
14:31Lean back with my ecto on my mind and my money on my ecto.
14:35Well, if they can do it, so can I.
14:38So everybody, please join me here in the Ghostbusters kitchen.
14:49As we all know, when you're in the kitchen, it's better to have a friend with you than to go about it alone.
14:55So since Janine keeps turning me down to make something,
15:00I got the next best thing.
15:02It's...
15:03Mr. T!
15:07Did you just kick down my door?
15:15This is the strangest dinner invite ever.
15:17So Mr. T, what do you think?
15:18Should we get started making a little ecto-cooler for the crowd?
15:21Well, I wish I had something fancier to mix this all into.
15:25Cool new equipment!
15:26But this will have to do for now.
15:28I want to eat right now, not in a few hours.
15:31How long do I have to wait?
15:32Well, Mr. T, not long.
15:34In fact, I made sure to purchase everything that they say you need to make a proper ecto-cooler.
15:40I love it when a plan comes together.
15:42First, we'll need three-fourths of a cup of orange juice with...
15:46no pulp.
15:49Oh, boy.
15:51And then, three-fourths of a cup of...
15:55tangerine-orange juice.
16:01We follow it up with one packet of orange Kool-Aid mix.
16:06You're so crazy, fool.
16:08That's fast!
16:11And...
16:12three-fourths of a cup of...
16:15Fast!
16:17And...
16:18one cup of...
16:20well, how do I pronounce that?
16:22Mandarina tangerine,
16:24which I specialty-ordered offline,
16:26since, for some reason, they don't carry it in stores, T.
16:29I'm starting to get hungry again.
16:31Hold your horses, T-Dot Mister.
16:33We're not there yet.
16:35You're joking, right?
16:36We've got to mix all of this together.
16:38Oh!
16:44And, because we need a little bit more sugar,
16:47we're going to add a little bit of Country Time lemonade.
16:51About a spoonful.
16:52Who would all let me, buddy?
16:54Yeah, I know what you're thinking.
16:56Am I just giving myself diabetes drinking this?
16:58I pity the fool who tries to get this down.
17:00Eh.
17:01And since we haven't had enough sugar,
17:03we're also going to add three-fourths of a cup into this.
17:06Eh.
17:10Ooh!
17:11And finally, because Ecto Cooler, as you remember, Mister T,
17:14was green,
17:16we're going to add a little bit of green food coloring dye to this.
17:20Nothing says safe like drinking artificial chemicals.
17:24All right, this is a little, uh...
17:27Uh, what is this here?
17:30I got my favorite juice. Let's get the juice right now.
17:33Are my eyes deceiving me?
17:35No, they are not deceiving you, T.
17:39That's cool.
17:45With all this mixed together,
17:47I'm going to take a sip of my homemade Ecto Cooler
17:50to see if it's as good as I remember it being when I bought it back in 2016,
17:54when I wanted to remember what it tasted like in 1990.
17:58When you invited me to a delicious home-cooked meal,
18:01one that would keep my waistline beautiful,
18:03what can you expect?
18:04All right, T, you've been patient enough.
18:06I'll get you some, I'll get you some.
18:08Okay.
18:09Would you like it in a crystal head vodka glass?
18:12Mmm.
18:14Mmm.
18:15This is delicious.
18:17My taste buds is going wild.
18:19You mean it, Mister T?
18:20It's good.
18:21Ah, your happiness means everything to me.
18:24In fact, it's so infectious,
18:26I think it's even contaminated our audience.
18:31Our audience?
18:35Where did everybody go?
18:37There was a crowd here a minute ago.
18:39T, remember? There was a crowd.
18:41T?
18:42Where'd Mister T go?
18:45He was just here.
18:47But we were just drinking the Ecto Cooler?
18:52It was cooler here.
18:54It was cooler here.
18:56Through the magic of editing,
18:58my teeth are no longer dyed green.
19:01And you know what?
19:02With all that liquid in my stomach,
19:04I need something solid.
19:06And that would be Ghostbusters cereal.
19:09There's a cereal in the neighborhood.
19:12Ghostbusters!
19:13New slime of ghosts through flavored oats.
19:16And they even say that this stuff is good with the juice.
19:19Ghostbusters with the milk and juice and toast.
19:22A complete breakfast with the ghosts.
19:24Ghostbusters!
19:26All I'm gonna need is some toast.
19:28And $500 to buy the delicious part of a balanced breakfast.
19:32The first cereal box that glows in the dark.
19:35It glows in the dark, people, so it's well worth the price.
19:38With four glow-in-the-dark Ghostbuster trading cards.
19:41You gotta have Ghostbusters!
19:43Do you even know what a Stay Puft rookie card even goes for these days?
19:47If this thing was graded properly,
19:49it'd be worth more than a Meg Ryan rookie card.
19:52Ghostbusters taste great with milk and juice and toast.
19:56And toast.
19:58I know your love will keep on lifting me.
20:03Lifting me higher and higher.
20:08Your love will keep on...
20:12Okay, apparently all the toasters are possessed.
20:14Higher and higher.
20:16I'm outta here.
20:18Ghost Malone.
20:25Ghost Malone.
20:28I'm not gonna zap you.
20:32Well, you know, to capture a Ghost Malone,
20:36I have to study a Ghost Malone.
20:38I need to know who he is.
20:40What he is.
20:41I'm Ghost Malone.
20:43Jesus Christ, he just appeared out of nowhere.
20:45What killed you?
20:46I know.
20:47A devil.
20:48I know.
20:49A soldier's soul.
20:51I know.
20:52I know.
20:53I get it, Ghost Malone.
20:55Of course that's why you touch a haunted object that ultimately ended up killing you.
21:00You don't want to look like a pussy in front of Marky Mark.
21:02Yeah.
21:03You're the badass rapper.
21:05Not the guy who did Good Vibrations.
21:07Can you feel it, baby?
21:08You can't just go to a Wahlburgers and get made fun of.
21:10I wanna see sweat coming out your paws.
21:12You have an image to protect.
21:13I'm here to move you.
21:14I'm here to prove you.
21:15And I'm here to prove to you.
21:16That we can party on the positive side.
21:17Pump positive vibes.
21:18Hop along for the ride.
21:21Yeah, man.
21:22Oh, God.
21:23Oh, Jesus Christ.
21:27Oh.
21:28That was a lot of property damage.
21:32Good thing the guy who lives over there is used to that type of thing.
21:36Holy crap.
21:37That's a lot of damage.
21:39Where'd you go, Ghost?
21:40No, that wasn't meant...
21:41Oh, come on.
21:43There were so many things I wanted to ask him.
21:46I hope he comes back.
21:48This library is in shambles.
21:50Friggin' index cards everywhere.
21:53Who runs this place?
21:55Well, I'm here.
21:57I guess I'll brush up and learn a little bit more on how to Ghostbust.
22:02Becoming a licensed Ghostbuster is like passing a bar exam.
22:06Knowing that, no, you can't cross the streams.
22:09And you know how many times it took for me to graduate from Egon Spangler's trade school?
22:13For me, six times was a charm.
22:16So I bet you're asking, what's on the curriculum?
22:19Well, this was one of the videos.
22:21What to do if your house is haunted.
22:24Step one, the haunting.
22:26You know if your home is haunted when things start happening that are, I suppose you could say paranormal.
22:32You know it's haunted when paranormal things happen?
22:35Oh, you're really going out on a limb there.
22:37Do creepy dolls speed up the process of getting a house to be haunted?
22:41When they do strange things like walking through the walls and disappearing, vaporizing,
22:46then you know you've got a problem.
22:48You've got a ghost in the house.
22:49Oh, when the ghosts go through the walls.
22:51That's when you know you have a ghost in your house.
22:53Yeah, I mean, what are you expecting?
22:56Them to walk up with a business card that says,
22:58Hey, I'm the local ghost.
23:00I'm going to take care of your place from 12 to 8.
23:02Hope you don't mind all the spooking I'm going to do.
23:05Look at the normal before you even consider the paranormal.
23:10The door slammed shut.
23:11Someone left the window open.
23:13The dark shadow that came out of the room.
23:15I'm sorry, it was your dad.
23:16He was looking for a pair of socks.
23:17Hey, look, they're being honest now.
23:19There's never a ghost.
23:20It's just your dad, and he's pissed off that you're making noise in the middle of the night.
23:24And all you did was get the dark shadow as it went out of the room.
23:28I promise you, at least eight out of ten ghosts can be explained.
23:32It's the other two you've got to worry about.
23:34I like those odds.
23:36Types of ghost.
23:37You've got all sorts of ghosts that inhabit houses.
23:39All ghosts are unique.
23:41Obviously the ones that love the house and have decided to stay.
23:44Ever since I laid eyes on that house, I wanted it.
23:47You've got the others, of course, that are actually frightened to move on,
23:51and so they're actually still in the house.
23:53We've got ghosts that model on Instagram.
23:55We've got ghosts that want to start a cancel party.
23:58We've got a ghost who just started keto and wants to tell everybody about it.
24:02Or you've got those that are being disturbed in some way
24:04because you're doing something to the building that they don't like,
24:07because remember it was once their house.
24:09We've got a ghost that recommends you a bunch of shows that you need to watch.
24:12And we've got a ghost who keeps making everybody else in his aisle get up
24:16so that he can go get beer at the concession stand.
24:18They're not appearing at the foot of your bed trying to frighten you.
24:22They're actually there because they're asking you for help.
24:25Yeah, this ghost at the end of the bed, he just wants to help.
24:29If you're bothered by the haunting, which I must be honest with you,
24:32most people aren't, they live with their ghost.
24:34They give them a nickname.
24:36But if you are bothered, I actually recommend people to talk to it.
24:40Yeah, they just live with their ghost.
24:42It's kind of like a roommate who doesn't pay.
24:44Tell it that it's your house now, and it needs to go.
24:47Or if you're happy with it being there, talk to it and say,
24:50look, I don't mind you staying, don't bother my children, don't bother me.
24:54Don't talk to me or my children ever again, you ghost.
25:00You want them?
25:02Actually, you know what?
25:04You already kind of look possessed.
25:06Viggo, if you want to try to cram yourself into this possessed doll,
25:09go for it.
25:13Talk to the ghost yourself and try and find out.
25:17Because remember, the big thing is they shouldn't still be there.
25:21They should have gone to somewhere else.
25:24Oh, so ghosts, they're just ghosts.
25:27Oh, so ghosts, they're just really lazy.
25:30I guess all they really want to do is watch Teen Mom and eat hot chips.
25:34And in this school, we watched a lot of celebrity ghost stories.
25:40Celebrities are just like you and I.
25:43They too get haunted by the spirits.
25:52Wait a minute, are you telling me that Joey Lawrence was haunted by a ghost?
25:56Well, now I just totally believe in ghosts, right?
25:59I mean, Joey Lawrence would not lie to me.
26:05Yeah, that seems like a really high number of people who've been haunted.
26:11I still haven't gotten over all the pink slime that came out of my bathtub.
26:15Ah, goddammit, moon slime again.
26:19Getting a good moon because we all know bad energy feeds the stuff.
26:27Oh.
26:32Gruesome, but I'm intrigued.
26:35I wonder if Joey Lawrence pulled up to this street sign when he went to that haunted hotel.
26:44A few of her toys started to make noises.
26:51You wake up instantly because you're like, what is that?
26:54So if a child's toy goes off in the middle of the night, well, that's obviously a ghost baby,
26:59which sounds like the strangest sequel to Boss Baby.
27:03I ran over and this little keyboard that she had that sort of lit up,
27:06like the keys lit up, it was like four keys, but they were big keys and they lit up, was on.
27:10The lights were flashing and it was making like one of the noises that it makes,
27:14you know, this little doo-doo thing.
27:16All right, so you're telling me that Joey Lawrence got startled by all these paranormal toys
27:20and his first reaction wasn't, whoa, that seems very off-brand.
27:29I went across the room and I turned the toys off and I got back to bed.
27:33And about 30 minutes later, just as we're getting ourselves settled.
27:41Ah!
27:44If there's nothing your love can't fix, then why don't you start with these busted-ass toys?
27:51The toys turned on again, which was like bizarre.
27:54So my wife was like, what is going on?
27:56So I said, it's nothing.
27:58Honey, it's nothing serious.
28:00We're just going to get murdered by poltergeists.
28:02Go back to bed.
28:06The three panels blew off the wall.
28:09Not like fall off, like they blew off.
28:14I mean, I freaked out.
28:17Like that gave me like goosebumps and I was like, thank you, and like left.
28:21No, I refuse to believe that that was Joey Lawrence's reaction.
28:25The only reaction that guy is allowed to have is, whoa, whoa.
28:30Anything else isn't allowed, okay?
28:33So if I'm going to bust, I'm going to bust hard.
28:36So I got to buy the equipment.
28:38And ghostop.com has what I need.
28:41We got the S-Box Ghost Box,
28:44which will allow my ghost pal to speak to me through AM radio,
28:48which is like being haunted by Dave Ramsey.
28:51We can scan radio frequencies to find potential communications with entities,
28:56or if Kelly's going to choose to go to the dance with Slater or Zack.
29:00The K2 EMF meter has you feeling like a real Egon Spangler.
29:04I'm sure you're probably familiar with the base model K2 meter, which detects EMF.
29:08There's also other models that have additional features, such as this one with sound.
29:12With sound? Well, shit, where do I spend the money to buy this magical product?
29:17With this added feature of sound, we can actually now hear when spikes occur.
29:21The tone will get louder with the strength of the EMF.
29:25And even gets you readings from your area.
29:28You can buy yourself a laser grid that will pick up motions and temperature fluctuations.
29:34These spooks won't even stand a chance.
29:36This is the kind of gear that protects a supervillain.
29:39Real high-quality shit.
29:41Their website even says so.
29:43Now I know what you're thinking.
29:45Why are you trying to sell me all this science-y crap?
29:47I want something real.
29:49Like a coffee mug,
29:51which for some reason the site can't even sell you properly.
29:56And my favorite thing on the site is the Boo Buddy Ghost Hunting Kit.
30:01That's what $360 buys you these days.
30:04Wait, those aren't even the same bear.
30:07Boo Buddy has attractive good looks.
30:10What?
30:11He's designed to detect when a ghost or spirit enters the room.
30:15But seriously, this thing is creepier than a ghost you might catch.
30:18Boo Buddy is not your average bear.
30:20Hi, I'm Boo Buddy, and I'm ready to investigate.
30:24There is no chance in hell that's coming into the house.
30:27Boo Buddy is a paranormal investigator with so much more than a charming face.
30:32Yeah, he's a demon creature with its unsettling glow.
30:36And a voice that sounds like it came from a low-budget horror film.
30:40This bear is quite perceptive and knows when the environment changes.
30:44Brr, it's cold in here.
30:46There must be some clovers in the atmosphere.
30:50I know when temperature changes, and I detect EMF.
30:54You're unbelievable.
30:56I can even tell when I've been moved.
31:00That tickles.
31:01No, seriously, who'd want this around?
31:04When all is quiet, Boo Buddy goes to work asking questions to promote a friendly, positive response.
31:09Do you want to be my friend?
31:11And that will be the second-to-last thing you ever hear while you're alive.
31:14And Boo Buddy is ready to get to work with you.
31:17Come on, let's go investigate.
31:19And that's the last thing you'll ever hear while you're alive.
31:22And bring a flashlight so that you don't accidentally run into a mausoleum
31:26and embarrass yourself in front of all the shadow people.
31:28All right, $360 is kind of pricey.
31:30I'm just going to take my Teddy Ruxpin and throw it into the cemetery
31:33and see what kind of results I get.
31:42Hi, my name is Teddy Ruxpin.
31:45Now when I dive and meet my straight-legged britches,
31:51put on a box-back coat and a studs and a hat.
31:56Well, that was kind of what I expected.
31:59Oh, damn, I've been a little flippin' in this video.
32:03Ghost hunters and paranormal investigators are two different things.
32:08Ghost Malone, did you know that?
32:13Man, I'm such a fool.
32:15You know, my favorite thing from all this is how nerdy and techie everything is.
32:20It's like they want you to take a lot of notes, bring audio recorders.
32:24You got pens, you got your pencils, you got your notebooks.
32:27I want graphs, I want charts.
32:30It's too light. It feels like a C.
32:33Yo, you think we should help this guy?
32:36If he doesn't catch himself one of us, he's going to feel busted up real bad.
32:41He seems like a decent enough guy.
32:43Plus, look at all the money you spent on equipment.
32:47He needs a Wind Ghost Malone.
32:49Take what you want from him.
32:51But don't help him out.
32:53You'll never feel better now about yourself.
32:56Wait a minute.
32:58Why was I stressing myself out?
33:00I don't need to go to school or read a book like some sort of nerd to become a Ghostbuster.
33:05I can do it through my phone.
33:07Yeah, there are apps in here that allow me to scan for ghosts,
33:11capture a ghost, and even be a Ghostbuster myself.
33:15Like right now, there is something on my phone that allows me to become a Ghostbuster.
33:19Let me create my character.
33:21A white guy with brunette hair.
33:23So I can finally feel represented by the Ghostbusters.
33:28And it's like I've always said.
33:30Why spend thousands of dollars on Ghostbusting gear
33:33when an app on your phone will do the same thing?
33:37Think of all that money that they would have saved if they didn't have to buy expensive EMF meters.
33:42And now I can just sit poolside,
33:45blast a ghost,
33:47nothing weird here.
33:49Well, except for that skeleton on the mic.
33:55Uh, wait a minute.
33:57Did I kill that ghost?
33:59Is that a thing?
34:01Can you actually kill a ghost?
34:03I thought they were already dead.
34:05Okay, while I figure that out,
34:07I'm gonna need somebody to come over and make sure that this spirit doesn't clog up the pool filter.
34:12Who are black people supposed to call Ghostbusters?
34:15Even doing all this virtual reality stuff is too much.
34:18I'm gonna just go inside and play Sanctum of Slime on my Xbox.
34:22You know, I think Bill Murray would be impressed by that level of laziness.
34:26I knew it! I knew it!
34:27I've been mentioning your name!
34:29You're still here!
34:32I'd really be freaked out now if I actually believed you.
34:36You bummer.
34:39You like that?
34:40You glorified poultry guys!
34:44Oh, shoot!
34:46I shouldn't have asked you for help!
34:51Philly.
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