- 15/05/2025
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00:00morning Brian what's that house breakfast I think not what happened to you I've got static cling
00:18oh there's my other socks oh yank out all my fur why don't you
00:26sorry what were you doing in the laundry the question is what is the laundry doing in my room
00:36if I had a room of my own sorry Alf a room addition is out of the question
00:44fine just remember this the next time you complain about fur in your shorts
00:56so
01:06so
01:16so
01:27so
01:37gee these things could do a lot more than just measure tape
02:04I just hate when this happens
02:11Alf
02:14Alf is that is that you
02:18well that depends will this involve yelling at an alien
02:23are you all right no you guys should really look into public storage we already have they won't take
02:37you very nice kick me while I'm hemorrhaging what are you doing here you remember Kate my planet
02:47exploded I crashed into your garage you said I could stay out I was measuring for my bedroom set now I'm
02:57thinking of a southwestern motif will he pick up a few cattle skulls on your way home tomorrow there's a deer
03:04oh
03:05oh
03:06we need the attic
03:07Kate look at this
03:10oh
03:11oh
03:12oh Willie
03:13please ever bring back memories
03:15wait wait there's more
03:17look
03:18oh
03:19hey
03:22I'm impressed
03:24when did you guys have a Mercedes
03:26oh Alf this is a peace sign what's it for
03:32it symbolized the goals and ideals of our country's youth
03:36so it is from a Mercedes
03:38oh I've forgotten all about this stuff
03:43why don't you just trash all this garbage
03:46we can't throw these things away this these are a part of who we are
03:51or more accurately who we were
03:56based on those pants you were some type of outpatient
04:02wonder what these are
04:04oh Willie
04:05Willie
04:06Summer of Love
04:08I saw that on cable I'm ashamed of you two
04:12oh well if it was nothing like that these are the movies I took at Woodstock
04:18huh
04:19Woodstock it was a music festival three days of peace and love and rock and roll
04:25Jimi Hendrix
04:26Janis Joplin country Joe and the fish
04:29you made that one up
04:31no way man
04:33I think these films are happening
04:37well if it's your bag let's go groove on it
04:41what do you say Alf
04:43that depends
04:45what did you say
04:47down in front
04:56Alf
04:58come on Kate
05:00you won't let me go to a real theater
05:02at least let me create a reasonable facsimile
05:05focus focus
05:08let me turn it on before you pelt me
05:15I'd appreciate your not using the word pelt around me
05:20hi everyone
05:21oh no is the cable down again
05:24Lynn we found our movies from Woodstock
05:27oh how nice for you
05:30I'll be in my room
05:31you can't miss this
05:33this is a monumental piece of history
05:35it's the turning point for a whole generation
05:38it's a bunch of naked people dancing in the mud
05:42who am I to miss the turning point for a whole generation
05:49no talking during the film
05:51Alf
05:55Usher
05:56this woman is annoying me
06:00that would be your cue
06:02did you ever think that just once
06:05I'd like to maybe meet your friends
06:08hey Tannis
06:10it's me Trevor
06:11don't ever think that
06:18hi Trevor
06:19hi Willie
06:20hi Kate
06:21I'm done with this
06:22but you are
06:23oh I always say
06:24never send a weed whacker to do a garden weasel's job
06:27isn't that the truth
06:29oh your cable went down
06:32mom and dad are gonna show us woodchuck movies
06:35no woodstock
06:37woodstock
06:39oh you mean that hippie thing
06:41I hate that
06:42hello Willie
06:43hey
06:44come on Trevor
06:45the nitwacks are waiting
06:46get the bridge mix and let's go
06:47oh yeah
06:48can we borrow some bridge mix
06:49by playing cards with somebody else besides you
06:52sorry we're all out
06:54I guess we can't play bridge
06:56got any gin?
06:58oh come on Trevor
07:00alright alright
07:04well so much for the cartoon
07:07now can we see our feature presentation?
07:11Brian
07:13the projector please
07:15hey Brian
07:28this gives me an idea for the waiting pool
07:30forget it
07:32great camera work dad
07:35look that's mama Cass
07:38short for casserole I wager
07:40there she is kids
07:45who Stevie Nicks?
07:47mom tell me that isn't you
07:49guilty
07:51wow you were cute back then
07:55oh thanks Bri
07:57I think
07:58now I see why you married Willie
08:01you were dizzy
08:03you were dizzy
08:04no that's why I married him
08:07yikes
08:08it's that girl
08:10hey where'd you get that shirt?
08:13Fredericks of Sri Lanka?
08:15oh
08:16it was the 60's Alf
08:18those clothes made a statement
08:20yeah
08:21yeah
08:22I dress in the dark
08:27you want to explain this?
08:43shoot bullets through me
08:45shoot bullets through me
08:46I felt like a snack
08:49past the mustard
08:58can I help you with something?
09:00now I know
09:01now I know
09:03who you remind me of
09:05you remind me of my college roommate
09:07snout
09:08snout
09:10and I thought Mel Mackie and parents were cruel
09:13that was only his nickname
09:15his real name was Dexter
09:17Dexter Lurch the fourth
09:19then again
09:21snout is nice
09:23snout used to go on these marathon eating binges
09:27late at night Oreos
09:28cheese whiz
09:29anything he could get his hands on
09:31how does that remind you of me?
09:34anyway
09:38old snout
09:40it's quite a character
09:41he was a
09:42a kind of folk hero to a lot of the kids on campus
09:45myself included
09:47for a time
09:48I remember
09:49he was the first guy in the dorm to pierce his ear
09:52we had a word for guys like that on Mel Mack
09:55pirates
09:59what'd you think I meant?
10:01and
10:04I remember another time he
10:06he took off all his clothes
10:07he set them on fire
10:08sounds like a real party animal
10:11no no you don't understand Alf
10:13we
10:14we were trying to end the war
10:16did it work?
10:18well I like to think that maybe in a small way it did
10:22so why doesn't anybody do any of that peace stuff anymore?
10:26well for one thing we're not at war now
10:30oh right
10:33and there's a club met in Central America
10:35and the Persian Gulf is a water theme park
10:38that's different
10:41what happened to you?
10:43well when a person gets older he sees things a little differently
10:49he chooses his battles a little more carefully
10:52I get it
10:54I get it
10:55turn on
10:56tune in
10:57sell out
10:59I did not sell out
11:01I have a family to support
11:03I have an extended family
11:05I might add
11:07ooh
11:09good one Willie
11:10I don't understand
11:13I don't understand
11:14what's to understand?
11:16you cut your hair
11:17got a job
11:18and you won't let me live in the attic
11:19forget the attic
11:21the attic
11:22is out
11:23why?
11:24you need the storage space for your abandoned idealism?
11:27good night Alf
11:32boy
11:35point out one major flaw in someone's belief system
11:39they take it personally
11:41I can't sleep
12:00maybe all the pacing is keeping you up
12:03I can't help thinking maybe Alf is right
12:06well they check your temperature
12:08I mean it Kate
12:10I used to organize peace marches
12:13now I organize coupons
12:15it's a big help honey
12:16oh thank you
12:17but
12:18what am I saying?
12:19really
12:21you can't let Alf get to you like this
12:23oh it's not just Alf
12:28although he does figure prominently
12:30I come with a peace offering
12:33you want a flower?
12:35no
12:36good
12:37good
12:42ugh
12:44I came to say I'm sorry
12:46apology accepted
12:48good night
12:50I realized you had no choice but to sell out
12:53the system is bigger than you are
12:57well we're both bigger than you
12:59so leave
13:01whoa man
13:02bad vibrations
13:04so now can you sleep?
13:11oh yeah sure
13:12uh huh
13:13come on
13:14come on really I want you to meet my friends
13:22oh gosh I'd love to Kate but I don't have time I gotta finish registering and I gotta get my campus map
13:26you're a trip
13:27you're a trip
13:28oh thank you
13:43well thank you
13:45listen you get us a table I'll be right back okay?
13:47a table sure sure thing
13:50hey peace
13:52welcome to Big Daddy's
13:53I'm Big Daddy
13:54all you need is love
13:56there's a two drink minimum
13:58I'm Willie Tanner
14:00I'm delighted to make your scene
14:02this is my old lady Judy Blue Eyes
14:05nice to meet you Mrs. Eyes
14:09to everything there is a season
14:11did you mention the two drink minimum?
14:12same
14:13oh our hangout is your hangout
14:15we just want you to feel welcome
14:17please make yourself at home
14:18whoa thank you
14:19uh
14:20thank you very much
14:21I think I'll just sit over here
14:23get out of that booth
14:24oh no no no
14:27not snout's booth Willie
14:29who's snout?
14:31he's new here
14:34no
14:36say Kate the snout person
14:38oh yeah yeah
14:39like um
14:40snout's like
14:42our guru
14:44I beg your pardon?
14:45our guru you know
14:46like um
14:47oh like the Maharishi
14:49like
14:50a man of peace
14:51well then why can't I sit in this booth?
14:53because he'll punch your lights out
14:58peace
14:59love
15:00right on your mother
15:03hey snout
15:05Kate
15:06my child
15:07my flower
15:08my flower child
15:11who's the nerd?
15:14snout
15:15that's Willie
15:16he's new here
15:18there's a bulletin
15:20so bro where you from?
15:21oh you know
15:22I've been around
15:23here
15:24there
15:26Decatur, Illinois
15:28and you know it shows
15:31Kate we missed you at the sit-in
15:33you don't actually do that do you?
15:36do what?
15:38sit in someone's office until they make you leave?
15:41and interfere with other people's right to get an education?
15:44hey man
15:45for your information
15:46for your information we're trying to educate people
15:49to the way that the system exploits those who aren't in power
15:53alright
15:55people who really want to change history don't do it by sitting around
15:58they go out and work for what they believe
16:00you can't rebuild without tearing down first
16:10that's ridiculous you have to work within the system
16:13don't you have an up with people rehearsal to go to?
16:16no but I do have to go
16:20oh Willie be cool
16:22no it's alright Kate
16:23I have to meet my roommate anyway
16:25does anyone know where I can find Dexter Lurch the 4th?
16:33hey right here roomie
16:35oh by the way
16:36I shed
16:41roomie
16:42shutting
16:43up with people
16:45turn off the lava lamp
16:47I can't sleep
16:53so what are the specials today?
16:55egg salad, tuna salad, brisket
16:57heavenly ambrosia, celestial ambrosia and beef ambrosia
17:01what's for dessert?
17:02Chicago 7 layer cake
17:03hey big daddy
17:09hey moon shadow
17:13so how'd you do on your finals kid?
17:16I like to think that grades aren't all that important in the grand scheme of things
17:21you graduated
17:22with honors
17:24don't tell snout
17:26you know I agree with you on this grades business
17:28I never get better than a D on anything
17:30and look at me now
17:31we both come a long way
17:36but you know
17:38I realized something today
17:39I didn't come to college for the diploma
17:41I thought I did
17:42but now I know it's really much much more than that
17:44I know
17:45chicks
17:47chicks are nice
17:48but I'm talking about a whole new perspective
17:51I realized something
17:53these past four years have really opened my eyes
17:56I know now my life's work is to make this place called earth a better planet
18:02you sound like snout
18:04I know
18:05I owe him a lot daddy
18:06he's taught me there's much more to life than turning a fast buck
18:12peace
18:13don't get up
18:14what's with the hat
18:17you graduating
18:19yeah
18:20this place is like the white house
18:22after eight years they make you leave
18:27I'm gonna miss you roomy
18:30where you gonna go
18:32to work where else
18:33yes
18:34oh you got a job
18:35that's great
18:36where's it gonna be
18:37ACLU
18:38uh
18:39Peace Corps
18:42you're looking at the new partner in the brokerage house of Heinz Heinz and my dad
18:48guess which one hired me
18:50I can't believe it
18:53what about your plans to help the poor
18:56the disenfranchised
18:58what about your ideals
19:00this isn't college
19:02this is life
19:04how can you just walk away from everything you believe in
19:08who's walking
19:10I'll be driving my new Mercedes
19:12what do you think
19:14burgundy with a tan interior
19:16smout
19:18you're selling out
19:20hey
19:21lighten up man
19:23in a year you'll be calling me for a job
19:25here's my card
19:27see you later agitator
19:32not in a year
19:34not in a hundred years
19:36I'm not gonna be a slave to the almighty dollar
19:39I'm keeping my ideals
19:41I'm not selling out
19:43I'm not selling out
19:45I'm not
19:46Yoko tell them
19:48did not sell out
19:51of course you didn't dear
19:53now go back to sleep
19:57there's something I have to take care of first
19:59take care of first
20:06Yoko
20:08I'm gonna lay down my fork and spoon
20:14down by the dinner plate
20:17down by the dinner plate
20:19down by the dinner plate
20:21down by the dinner plate
20:23I'm gonna lay down my fork and spoon
20:25down by the dinner plate
20:27and eat this
20:29with my hands
20:30and
20:37are you eating again?
20:39no
20:41still
20:45I wanna talk to you about something
20:47you were just in a dream of mine
20:50in this dream?
20:52did I have my own room?
20:54no actually
20:56you shared a room with me
20:57fine
20:58we'll give Kate the attic
21:01no Alf
21:03we'll give you the attic
21:06really?
21:08really
21:10I think I can get rid of some of that stuff I got up there
21:12you said that stuff was part of you
21:15well I thought I needed it
21:17but as it turns out
21:19I don't
21:21I still have
21:23all the important things I got from the sixties
21:25you do?
21:28I may not be out marching on Washington
21:32but I'm a social worker
21:34I still help people
21:36one at a time
21:38I realize that's the way I can do the most good
21:41and you get a sack lunch
21:44it's a good life
21:47cookie?
21:49they can dig it
21:50they can dig it
22:03where's Alf?
22:05it's not like him to miss a meal
22:07he's up in his new room listening to an album
22:09think it's the doors again
22:11he said he'd be done in a minute
22:13don't you guys miss the good old days?
22:15good old days
22:17not for a minute
22:19I think I do
22:21a little
22:23but as much as I love the sixties
22:25that's probably the last decade I'd ever want to return to
22:32alright tanners
22:34get down and boogie
22:35I'd like to qualify my last remark
22:41from Mark.
23:11Oh, ha, ha, ha.
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