SYMPHONY

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Transcript

00:00The End

00:30you may enter next please howdy Dan what's new how's tricks what's cooking what's cooking

00:52how's tricks what a strange language you bring from the earth I don't seem to follow you I shall

00:59refer you to the master of the dictionary Noah Webster perhaps he can understand you mr. Webster

01:07yes this newcomer's vocabulary is so unusual that I am unable to record his life on earth

01:14would you mind seeing if you can comprehend his odd manner of speech now young man go ahead with

01:21the story of your life sure thing that well I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth silver spoon

01:29in your mouth yes silver spoon in my mouth proceed then I seemed to grow up overnight one day at the

01:44crack of dawn I got up with the chickens to hunt the job and got a job slinging hash because the

01:51proprietor was short-handed but I couldn't cut the mustard so the guy gave me the gate so I went

01:59back to my little hole in the wall I was beside myself with anger then I decided to get a train

02:08ticket to Texas and there made some dough punching cattle from there I flew to Chicago there a beautiful

02:14girl stepped into the picture our eyes met my breath came in short pants and I got goose pimples I was all

02:24Tums Mary's clothes fit her like a glove and she looked mighty pretty with her hair done up in a bun she had good looking pins too

02:34finally finally she gives me a date I put on my white tie and tails and brother did she put on the dog we went

02:43around together for some time painting the town red going to the stork club and a box at the opera after the

02:54opera I had a cocktail and Mary had a Moscow mule at dinner Mary let her hair down and ate like a horse

03:03by then my money was running out on me so I writes a check it bounced brother I was really in a pickle the

03:14proprietor drew a gun on me but I gave him the slip and hid in the foothills in no time the law was on my

03:24heels on the witness stand the judge tried to pump me but it seemed that every time I opened my mouth I put my

03:31foot in it so he sent me up the river to do a stretch in the job I was up against it and felt myself going to

03:42plant but I raised a big stink and they finally let me talk to an undercover man after going through a lot

03:52of red tape he sprung me it sure felt good to stretch my legs again then I went straight to the bus station

04:02and caught a greyhound funny young on arriving I dropped in on Mary and threw myself at her feet I

04:10asked her to marry me but she turned her back on me and got on her high horse I couldn't touch her with a

04:18ten-foot pole she wouldn't say a word guess the cat had her tongue so I walked out after that I went to

04:29peace feeling lonely I went down to Joe's mall shop where a bunch of the boys were hanging around and the

04:39music was nice the guy at the piano played by ear I felt a tug at my elbow it was the soda clerk we sat down and

04:51chewed the rag a while I heard from the grapevine that Mary was going around with an old flame that burned me

05:02up because I knew he was just feeding her a lime but the guy really spent his money like water I think he

05:10was connected with the railroad as they danced I tried to chisel in but the guy got in my hair so I left

05:19outside it was raining cats and dogs I was feeling mighty blue and everything looked black but I carried on

05:30and went to the Thousand Islands there I became a beachcomber but I still thought of Mary and a tear ran

05:41down my cheek so I sends her a cable next day she sends me back a wire I rushed back to the US on a

05:51cattle boat and hot footed it over to Mary's apartment but when I opened the door I noticed quite a

06:00few changes why Mary Mary had a bunch of little ones the groom had his hands full too so all this

06:11struck me so funny that I died laughing and here I am well what do you think did you follow me well I

06:22what's the matter can't you talk has the cat got your tongue