He Told His Mom He's Having a Baby

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00:00Mum, I've got, um, some exciting news to tell you.

00:03I'm gonna be a father.

00:04I'm sorry, what?

00:05Um, you know, me and Cheyenne, yeah, Cheyenne's pregnant.

00:08I'm gonna be a father.

00:10Cheyenne? Oh, that girl you've been looking with.

00:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's pregnant.

00:15You!

00:16Yeah, me.

00:19You, are you...

00:20Is it April 4th? Is it the 3rd of April right now?

00:24Um...

00:24I'm sorry, you are gonna be a father?

00:28Yeah, what's wrong with that?

00:29What?

00:30What do you mean, what's wrong with that?

00:31Have you lost your mind?

00:33You still live at home with me!

00:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:37Listen to me, little boy.

00:39Listen to me right now.

00:40You are not gonna be having no child.

00:43Not on my watch, you hear me now?

00:44Because you still have a little boy living at home with me.

00:46You still have a shit mask in your speedo, man.

00:49You still got the shit mask in your pants.

00:52I mean, like, what?

00:53What is wrong with you?

00:54You know, son, listen, listen to me right now.

00:56Yeah, I'm listening.

00:56This Charlene, you know, she's like,

00:59probably seeing you thinking that you're a bit of a good catch.

01:02You know, so, you know, she's telling you that it's yours.

01:04But I'm telling you straight, boy,

01:06you don't know how to use your thing, you know?

01:08I live in the house with you, yeah?

01:11And you know what?

01:12I know you can't use it like that.

01:14I mean, that's just ridiculous.

01:16You're a baby yourself.

01:17How are you gonna have anything that'll work in them things?

01:20No, but I was just joking.

01:24You're fucking shit.

01:26You're fucking cut.

01:27I'm sorry.

01:28I just...

01:29I have to be okay.

01:31I just...

01:32I just...

01:33I know...

01:33I'm just...

01:33I know...

01:34I just...

01:35I'm just like,

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