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00:00Right, Trince, we're going to solve this pig postage problem if it takes all night.
00:14And it will.
00:15There's been nothing but wrong deliveries all week.
00:23Don't you think using pigs to deliver the post is a bit old-fashioned?
00:28You postage pigs are what makes ginsy, ginsy.
00:31What makes ginsy stink?
00:34Sparrow, where are you sneaking off to?
00:37I'm going to the music tavern, sir, with Susan.
00:39I'm going with you, but I'm not with you.
00:42It's not a date. It's not a date.
00:44What have you got on your feet?
00:45Oh, smug shoes, sir.
00:46They change colour depending on how happy you are.
00:49Watch.
00:51See?
00:52What's the point of that?
00:53I don't know, but everyone's wearing them.
00:55Well, I'm not. Trince isn't.
00:57I am.
00:58I don't want to look like an old fuddy-duddy.
01:04That's fine, then.
01:05You all just go off and have your fun.
01:07I'll stay here and single-handedly resolve this pig perambulation problem.
01:11Shall I bring us back something for later?
01:20Like some milk or a couple of sausages or...
01:23What?
01:27You've got no friends.
01:29Friends.
01:30Friends.
01:31You're behind the times.
01:33The times.
01:34Sparrow, sorry, sir.
01:36I thought I'd come back and speak into this vase for a bit.
01:38See you later.
01:42Later.
01:44Spot.
01:49Residents of Gypsy, stand by your tessinators.
01:53Now is the time to sing.
01:55Sing.
01:56Sing.
01:57I don't know.
01:58Cutting land of silk and sand.
02:02Trees and styles and kill pants.
02:06Head for fences stream.
02:08At UCLA and pence and bars and balls.
02:12Now.
02:13Lords and sticks and defeated claws.
02:17With bagging hats and scuffs.
02:20And heads and string.
02:23Attention all residents, there is an outbreak of clut beaver in the upper parishes.
02:39No islander is safe.
02:41Clut is caught by caressing the handles of other people's handbags, attache cases or pipe pouches.
02:48Infected handles must be smeared with brown sauce which contains rough oxide, a clut-eating parasite.
02:55Clut fever starts with a darkening of the nostrils, then develops into a compulsion to sit where there are no chairs.
03:02Vaccinification will take place in the MediHut, where residents should brace themselves for Nurse Brian,
03:08and bring a cushion for the cart ride home.
03:13I don't want to look like an old fuddy-daddy, fuddy-daddy, fuddy-daddy, fuddy-daddy.
03:17You're behind the times, the times, the times, the times.
03:22MUSIC PLAYS
03:24MUSIC PLAYS
03:26It's great to be out with you.
03:39It's great to be out with you.
03:53Yeah, I'm with you, but I'm not with you.
03:56Mr. Mabon, what are you doing here?
04:21You look amazing.
04:23What do you think?
04:26Just taking in the latest trends, since I'm so clearly behind the times.
04:30Now, where can I get a schooner of sherry?
04:41Who are these people?
04:42They're called Mool Papaya, sir.
04:44Mool Papaya?
04:45I don't remember their name on the official Live Music in Public Places register.
04:49I don't think they're on the register, sir.
04:51What?
04:53I made a cake of your piece.
05:10It didn't take me long to bake.
05:14Nostrils made of pastry.
05:15Very, very tasty.
05:16Face cake.
05:17Face cake.
05:18Face cake.
05:19Face cake.
05:20Face cake.
05:21Face cake.
05:22Face cake.
05:23Face cake.
05:25Face cake.
05:27Get cake.
05:29face cake.
05:30My nostrils made of pastry Very, very tasty
05:56This is lovely!
05:59vista!
06:03Stop it! Stop the music!
06:06This is an insult to taste
06:07and decency!
06:09So are your trousers!
06:11Sir,
06:13this so-called music act
06:15are performing
06:16illegally.
06:18Therefore, under subsection 8
06:19of the Ear Protection Charter of 1530
06:22I ban
06:24more papaya from any
06:26future performances!
06:29Who's rid of that?
06:36Hey, hey, your copybook!
06:38Will you sign this for me? I can't believe I'm here with you right now.
06:41You're with me, but you're not really with me.
06:46Sparrow.
06:48What are you doing with that on?
06:50I'm the drummer.
06:51But you wear beige.
06:52Yes, but inside I'm a little wicker rabbit.
06:55Sparrow, you repulse me.
06:57But I'm attracted to you because you are the drummer.
06:59But you repulse me.
07:00I'm going to have to make my mind up all night.
07:04Right.
07:05I'll come with you.
07:07But only if you keep the mask on.
07:23You join us here in the bedding department
07:25for the second round of the Over 60s Undercover Clothes Swap.
07:28Clonte, your thoughts on this team?
07:30Well, what's extremely astounding is that Derret Pom and Thelia Shuf
07:33have spent more time under the covers than any other couple.
07:3633 seasons.
07:37Yes, Derret's dexterity at slipping into women's clothing is unparalleled.
07:40Of course, he also plays with the Dolson twins for the occasional away game.
07:43His experience at doubles means he has complete mastery of the acrylic mixed panty.
07:47Today's conditions, Clonte?
07:49Slight eczema for Derret and a recurring knee problem for Thelia.
07:52I'm going to have to stop you there because the covers are on.
07:55And they've already flipped.
07:56Yes, Thelia now on top.
07:57This brings back memories of last year.
08:00How is Dorothy?
08:01There's still problems.
08:03And let's have a look at the bed cam.
08:07Mmm.
08:08Mmm.
08:09But news just in that the Veen team have been disqualified for use of zips and slip-ons.
08:15No surprise after they failed the Velcro test.
08:18And that's it.
08:19The sheets are off.
08:20The reverie's frisking them.
08:21Mmm.
08:22Oh, and it's a footfall.
08:23Derret's only managed one cork wedge in chestnut suede.
08:26Disappointing.
08:27And I believe we're going over to another swap, Clonte.
08:30Yes, we're going live to Hoofen where Murtie Rouge and Gugri Kiftoft are making their debut appearance.
08:36This should be interesting.
08:37Should be.
08:38Should be.
08:39Should be.
08:40Right.
08:41Anyone who knows the true identity of mystery singer the Zoop
08:44should report to the Snitch Hut immediately.
08:46By order of Arbiter Maven.
08:47Ahem.
08:48Ahem.
08:51Morning, Mr Maven.
08:53Going somewhere nice?
08:55Hardly.
08:56The post office to sort out these erroneous deliveries.
08:59Have you had anything you weren't expecting, Mrs Godian?
09:02Oh, yes.
09:04There was that time a very large dog wandered into my bedroom.
09:09I was awoken by a massive tongue licking me all over.
09:14It was an hour before they could get him off me.
09:18I just wouldn't let go.
09:23Come on.
09:24As you get to the front door?
09:25I'm sorry, dear.
09:26I'm sorry.
09:27I'm sorry.
09:28I'm sorry about that.
09:29Look at my door.
09:30I'm sorry.
09:31I'm sorry.
09:32Oh, excuse me.
09:33Another customer.
09:34Oh, no, I'm sorry.
09:35Oh, no, no, no, no.
09:36I'm sorry.
09:37I'm sorry to have you.
09:38Oh, no, no, no.
09:39A raffia plant pot.
09:41Ring any bells, Mrs Oon?
09:43Cos I've had five of them incorrectly delivered as well.
09:46What is wrong with your pigs?
09:49Sorry, dear, I'm a bit deaf.
09:51Oh, excuse me, another customer.
09:54Now, where do you want to send this?
09:56Ah, Mrs Pedvin.
09:57Right, I'll just grab her smell.
10:01Mrs Pedvin, there she is.
10:04Or is this her?
10:06Oh, yes, that's Mrs Pedvin.
10:09A base note of cabbage with just a hint of antiseptic.
10:13That's her.
10:15Ooh, off you go.
10:18She's normally quite quick,
10:20unless she passes Mr Rootshit's stud farm,
10:23in which case she could be gone for weeks.
10:25Dirty shall.
10:27Right, that'll be three yellows, dear.
10:29Which service?
10:30What?
10:31Trot and drop, truffle express,
10:33or just the standard fat stinker?
10:35I'm waiting to see Mrs Oon, thank you.
10:39Oh, so you're an aficionado of those wicker reprobates, are you?
10:43What?
10:44Mool papaya.
10:45What's this?
10:46Mool papaya tonight?
10:48A doker's quarry?
10:50How can they be playing tonight when I've officially banned them?
10:54Hang on.
10:55Is that a bit of wicker in your hair?
10:57No, it's from the pig's basket.
10:59You're that zoop character, aren't you?
11:01Give those to me.
11:02Coral, get rid of these.
11:04You seem rather anxious, Mr Mavie.
11:07No.
11:08Fine.
11:09Why don't you have some of my lovely home-made soup?
11:12It's something an apricot.
11:15Go and have some soup, sir.
11:16I'll do a good.
11:17It'll hold you a little problem.
11:18You're hot, you don't lose it, sir.
11:22I won't take no for an answer.
11:25I've got my own spoon.
11:27Mmm.
11:28Some for my little flabby darlings.
11:32Mmm.
11:33Some for my little flabby darlings.
11:44Right, Spora.
11:45We'll be ready.
11:46Just getting out a hat.
11:50Right.
11:51Let's be ready.
11:52Let's go and boil some ear-holes.
12:04Mrs O.
12:05Who put the corners in this room?
12:08They're perfectly placed.
12:12The colours on your tessellator are so vivid.
12:18Hello, gentle.
12:19Gertle, you made me jump.
12:20Although, it could be the static from this new carpet.
12:21That's nice.
12:22What's the pattern?
12:23My elbow.
12:24You mean you've been to Moose-Tron's Carpet Tile Maker
12:25and had your elbow printed onto carpet tiles.
12:28Yes.
12:29I've got my elbow printed on carpet tiles.
12:31Yes.
12:32Hello, gentle.
12:34Oh, Gertle, you made me jump.
12:36Although it could be the static from this new carpet.
12:39That's nice. What's the pattern?
12:41My elbow.
12:42You mean you've been to Moostron's Carpet Tile Maker
12:44and had your elbow printed onto carpet tiles?
12:47Yes, they can create a convincing synthy weave of virtually any body part.
12:52You've got Adrian's ankles all the way up the stairs now.
12:55I won't ask you what you've got in the bedroom.
12:58Why not?
12:59It might be a...
13:00Walk on your face, dance on your knees.
13:03Anything's possible with Moostron's body print carpet tiles.
13:06It's you, but Harry on the floor.
13:16Use me, use me.
13:17But only for weather purposes.
13:19Softly, softly, my cormorant.
13:23Tethered, my merkin' Troy, with seedless doug.
13:27Crunchy biscuits for breakfast.
13:28Baaaaaad.
13:31Rhythmic hoop stone.
13:32Rhythmic hoop stone.
13:33Tiddly bits ahoy.
13:34Cluttering the basset pipe.
13:35Rhythmic hoop stone.
13:36Rhythmic hoop stone.
13:37Tiddly bits ahoy.
13:38Cluttering the basset pipe.
13:40Rhythmic hoop stone.
13:41Rhythmic hoop stone.
13:42Tiddly bits ahoy.
13:43Cluttering the basset pipe.
13:44Ooh.
13:45Grooming the cloud horse.
13:46Ooh.
13:47And now trying to ride it.
13:49Clop, clop, clop, clop, clop, clop, clop, clop, clop.
13:52and now a program about the making of doorstops why do they have to stop doors
13:59can't they let doors do what they want give them some freedom they're already held back by hinges
14:07so sad
14:08has anyone ever told you you've got a beautiful smile
14:19you haven't got any more of your soup have you
14:29mrs. oon's good soup is now available it's something an apricot
14:36more papaya i want you to go out there and track their crumped organs with such a massive splash
14:54of sound cream they won't know their natty glands from their nattes
14:58this one do you want some help up the steps no i'm fine love you've had me soup
15:04what key is tiny pony in again gg minor
15:08you there take me to mommy
15:20oh rabbit boy
15:24see you later blue eyes
15:28ow
15:30good luck
15:32ah
15:32gentlemen and lady friends on keyboard
15:46hello Chinese
15:55Hello, Skye. You're much bigger than yesterday.
16:02Laura! Oh, hello, officer.
16:06On ear trumpet, Little Pink.
16:13Ink on my friend, ink on my friend.
16:16She likes breaking. Ink on my friend, ink on my friend.
16:26I'm going to change my outfit.
16:39Go and find Mummy.
16:55Soup. Soup. Soup. Soup. Soup.
17:00Yes. I must have some more soup.
17:20Sing.
17:21Yes. Right.
17:26We've been living on the soup of the gods.
17:34We've been nibbling the breadstick of forgotten love.
17:42The cream of tomato, of the soul.
17:53The spoon of our desire, let them make it in my bowl.
18:01The surf of the gods.
18:03Oh, we've been living on the soup of the gods
18:16And that we didn't heat it up sufficiently
18:23It didn't taste of much
18:26Oh, we've been living on the soup of the gods
18:33We've been living on the soup of the gods
18:42Oh, we've been living on the soup of the gods
18:50Yeah, that's why I always eat toast with my elbows.
18:55Your anecdotes are so clever and so funny
18:59and work on so many different levels.
19:02Oh, I know, I know.
19:04Only with your mask on.
19:07Give me more soup.
19:10Did someone say soup?
19:15Mr. Maven.
19:18The soup.
19:19Soup.
19:20Yeah, soup.
19:21Hey, I thought you were with me.
19:23You're just the drummer.
19:25Look at you, you dark horse.
19:27Do you know, I've never been this close to your nose before.
19:32Can I lick it?
19:35I'm just going to climb inside my head for a bit.
19:38Oh, I had a great night last night.
19:47Oh, what were you doing?
19:49I was up on the cliff.
19:51What were you doing there?
19:53You know, up on the cliff.
19:56Oh, oh.
19:57What, with a little puff in here?
20:01I was afterwards.
20:03Is your chalet looking a bit drab?
20:11Yeah.
20:12Yeah, it is a bit.
20:15Then come to Alan's cave.
20:17Look at this.
20:19Oh, that would be nice in front of the heater.
20:22That would.
20:24Oh, look at this.
20:26Oh, it's gorgeous.
20:27We'll even deliver straight to your chalet by dog cart.
20:30That would be very handy.
20:37Alan's cave.
20:39Everything under one roof, except roof tiles.
20:44You know, Sporrel, our lunchtimes have really perked up since you've been bringing in your flask of soup.
20:53Another wrong delivery, sir.
20:55No, it's just I ordered it in blue.
20:57Thought it would go well with my new smirk shoes.
21:01Smug shoes, sir.
21:03Ha, ha, ha.
21:05Ha, ha, ha.
21:07They're not working.
21:09What's that?
21:11It's your shoes, sir.
21:12They're laughing at you.
21:13And you've gone red.
21:14That's the wrong way round.
21:15What am I going to do?
21:17I can't go round all day with laughing feet.
21:19I've got to meet Mrs. Tutor about her dead husband after lunch.
21:23I'll put them on the chair, sir, and I'll stun them.
21:25Wait a minute.
21:28They do say smirk shoes.
21:30What?
21:31These are just cheap copies.
21:32Where do you get these?
21:33Not paying 50 yellows to repair a stupid shoe.
21:35The left one's blowing raspberries now, sir.
21:37No, no.
21:38Do you want some more soup?
21:39Yes, please.
21:40Call it.
21:46Oh, fair diddly well, my ginsy-o.
21:49We warm us by the fender.
21:52I crack the steaming super nut.
21:55I twang my tiny bender.
22:00Oh.
22:01Oh.
22:02We've been living on the soup of the gods.
22:16Oh, we've been living on the breadstick of forgotten love.
22:26Green of tomato of the soul.
22:35The spoon of our desire...
22:37Chicken TM
22:39All sports are спрос for?
22:40E Советines.
22:44Can you see anything it here?
22:47No.
22:48What are the names of pro-design?
22:50There's something out there.
22:51That is a kind ofyan 有 зем虞 who fell in pain.
22:54And there's something out there.
22:56Okay.
22:57You'd see the wives of the other,
22:58by the host of the charter,
22:59the territory,
23:00where there's a homkräera,
23:01where there's only manyaining can Bye.
23:06Are they going anywhere coming soon,
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