00:00hi there it's wednesday the 26th of february you guys have constant ass crack fear like i do
00:13no i just realized that i'm always like super conscious about it here i mean i guess there's
00:19no camera behind me i have um gut fear i have more of that than i do ass crack yeah i have gut fear
00:27because every once in a while like the way i move on this chair um it tends to just it's almost
00:33trying to give me a half shirt oh no like it just slowly but surely will be like a little bit higher
00:39a little bit higher watch it and so i got every once in a while i gotta yeah pull down the old
00:44shirt it's not really my ass crack i'm worried about it's my love handles showing mine is more
00:51because you know i'm tall and my sometimes these pants just barely cover my legs
00:56right so i'm uh you know careful that yeah no crack is leaking out i'm always pulling them up and i'm
01:02always pulling the shirt down so there's no crack on the video that's nice i mean it's really really
01:06nice when someone protects their crack i'm crack aware yeah you have to be you should be crack aware
01:11the times i have had crack issues it's like my crack's been out and then i realize it and then
01:16i don't have that i was not ahead of it you know what i mean like oh they saw it very vulnerable
01:21position it is yeah i was like cleaning and it was like yeah yeah i definitely i know in certain
01:28scenarios like i've got to bend i have to and it's gonna be precarious with what i've chosen to wear
01:36well listen so you know we're at the final stages thankfully of building a house and
01:40man i've seen more man crack yeah great group of guys but you know they're just always bent over
01:48doing something yeah that kind of like turn a corner shoe position it'll show it yeah i'll turn
01:54a corner and be like whoa wrong i'll go this way yeah a lot of cracks yeah so everyone just try and
02:00be crack aware but if it's a job that you can't i think they do make like it wasn't there they're
02:06selling something for tradesmen that would like was it all it was it an all-in-one shirt underwear
02:11combo oh god there was something that's tough though because you it's like a baby onesie it's
02:16like a shirt that like a woman would wear you know because i find those to be quite sexy i love those
02:22things oh yeah they have the snaps it's like a shirt that snaps down there oh my god yep fantastic
02:28weirder on guys yeah very difficult to go to the bathroom in those would be crazy to be like
02:34working with your fellow plumbers and then you just got to change real quick and and somebody
02:37reveals they're wearing that you just yeah i mean it's tough you'd be like whoa you know there was
02:44i remember us talking about it it's just weird too because you'd really have to like man it up with
02:49like some kind of like real like branding would have to be those there it is attach i'm blown away
02:55when i saw it like blown away when people go and see like a new kind of car that has never been
03:00yeah i remember that snaps a shirt that snaps oh and it's all one thing yeah but look how bad it
03:08looks on guys oh my god it's horrible holy cow that's crazy yeah how do we even get in this
03:14oh i see one piece round neck leotard short sleeve no shirt so i mean your shirt would never ride up
03:22because it's you're wearing it as underwear basically yeah it's uncomfortable you can sell
03:28like a button-down version of it yeah it's like fancy fancy up top yeah and wrapped around your
03:34nuts i mean that's maybe a little more it basically it's like it looks like cut off long johns i guess
03:39my whole thing is if i'm gonna go long johns with it i just would do that the problem is you're it's
03:47warm out in a lot of places and yeah the only time i ever wore long underwear in my life is when
03:53i would go chop wood with my dad when i was a kid because it was that cold look at this look at this
03:59hey getting ready uh getting ready for work oh my god it's horrible wow no man should ever wear
04:06that look at the snaps see like the snaps on a lady down there it's so the best yes the snaps on that
04:13old man right there that's the worst on any man but especially him it really is oh my god just
04:21kicking it in the kitchen waiting on laundry men's adult onesie he really kicked it up with the hand
04:29he did oh yeah i gotta put my hand on my hip to really look at this oh my god oh no oh my i hope
04:36you guys never turn into that oh there's no way i can't guarantee anything there's no way if chuck
04:42ever is wearing one of these i don't like to be locked down like that i don't either i don't
04:46imagine oh there is my there's my top right there you just found it dear god oh my god can you believe
04:56there's so many of these that they sell it's like a men's onesie so your shirt won't ride up but it's
05:02a different oh there's another one for me oh my god they really put on a dress shirt for oh what is
05:18that looks like you're wearing granny panties that's awful diaper it's because you're gonna you need some
05:23room to move the walmart version is oh my god that's awful you have to be really fearful of a
05:29crack to buy this and put yourself in it no you do i'm not that fearful no i'm crack aware but i'm not
05:35crack fearful if i ever come in and miss molly's men short sleeve onesie oh no call the authorities
05:41if i was ever really that scared of crack uh i think i would just buy um and i wanted to still
05:50be comfortable i would buy like a soft stretchy belt and i would just keep that thing like pretty
05:58tight with my pants yeah i got my belt tight enough to like hold an airplane from looking off
06:05duluth trading does sell like what they're called long tail t-shirts well that's fine long tail is
06:11fine so they are longer in the back yeah yeah a lot of my shirts are like that a little longer in the
06:18back but like you got to be careful with that because that can look real stupid oh yeah oh hey
06:21you have to tuck it in yeah right it's only for tradesmen i think and they do sell a bunch of
06:27different we had don't you remember when yeah we had those in it was uh yoga shirts yeah and they
06:32like went down past and i realized i feel like dave chapelle wears those if you see him he's he's in
06:38like super they're not tall tees right like slim and i remember taking those home it's like no way
06:44yeah i wore i wore it for i think like one day and then i was like i'm pretty sure this might be a
06:50girl's top i think yeah i can't wear this i'm like i'm pretty sure it's a girl's top yeah they sent
06:56it yeah someone brought him in i was like no i remember i'm like slender enough for it yeah like it
07:01was it literally in the front stayed kind of normal and then the back it was like a little
07:07duck you probably didn't take any no probably not that's why you don't remember but like the size was
07:12like a big enough to fit me you know like a 2xl or whatever i just i put it on not realizing and
07:18then i like caught a glimpse of how gorgeous i looked in the i was like that's a bit too gorgeous
07:23i think this is a woman's top
07:26a bit too gorgeous yeah every time i feel a little bit too gorgeous guys don't get anything
07:33that snaps at your crotch you can't go to the urinal that way you guys no yeah you could pop it open
07:38here yeah but no with the onesie if i went to work and everybody sees that oh my god you gotta go in
07:45my butt hanging out yeah you gotta go in a stall yeah that's a private time if you're a man in a
07:50onesie you have to probably pee all over it too yeah you know probably i can't be trusted
07:56because i mean it just seems like it would be difficult to manage i know you know and i don't
08:01got a lot of leeway i can't be trusted no and what's off okay so when i go metal detecting you
08:09you gear up it's going to be freezing cold right and so i have what you would i think they're like
08:15workout pants not pants but like the under armor underneath stuff it's like leggings for men
08:24right and so i have these leggings on and there will be times where i you know got home like oh
08:31my god that was exhausting take all my stuff but i still have just my leggings on oh no my god and
08:37like a shirt and it's like a thermal shirt so it's like skin tight image ever and um my doorbell rang
08:45stop one time you did not answer the door in your leg i sure did i sure you did i went to the door
08:53and it was my uh buddy mark that i metal detect with he was dropping stuff off and i was like
08:58oh yeah sorry about all this you forgot i just was like i just was like oh we're in the same like
09:08fraternity of i assume he's got stuff that's kind of the same on i didn't think of it like being so
09:15terrible but it's like my little twig and berries probably on display how well do you know this
09:21man trying to seduce him no he would have because you could have answered through the ring and then
09:27said hey hang on a second let me uh i just was right there he was just giving me like something
09:32it was like his wife's cookies or something well they were dropping some stuff off and that was
09:36what was more embarrassing is that his like wife was in the car oh no oh my god
09:41like that's basically was me so this is this is they are trying to sell this i know the secret
09:52to a perfect tuck move freely without worry yeah yeah but then you're lucky enough to have a lady
10:00with you at the end oh that's so tough around that yeah that is not i guess i'm like hey do you have
10:05any scissors because i'm like cutting it i gotta cut it it's just how it is you waste one pair every
10:11time i do i'm like oh my god a lady give me the scissors you can never let a lady see you in leggings
10:17you can't you saw how not in this and not in your leggings that guy's like a model and he looks
10:22ridiculous then you cut too much and you have a half shirt oh yeah oops i misjudged yeah sorry
10:27i do i live in more fear of that than my crack i never want to be the guy at walmart with just like
10:31an eclipse of his bottom you see that everywhere you see it everywhere the crescent moon
10:36yep it's a bad look so guys be crack aware be gut aware but don't buy a onesie do not go buy
10:50a male one to worry about it is not what you need
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