00:00All right, so some stories to run by.
00:03We'll start with Prince Harry.
00:04He has returned to the UK ahead of the unveiling of a statue
00:08in honor of his late mother, Princess Diana.
00:09I'm black!
00:10At Kensington Palace on July 1st is when that's coming up.
00:14Is anyone home?
00:15Would have been her 60th birthday.
00:17Meghan stayed in California with Archie and Lilibet.
00:22Rumors and speculation on the current status of Harry
00:25and the rest of the feuding royals accompanied the news.
00:29And, of course, Diana would not have approved
00:31of the way Harry and Brother Prince are arguing.
00:33Many do speculate that.
00:34No, it'd be terrible.
00:35And with that in mind, maybe they can patch things up.
00:37Yeah, I would hope so.
00:39And with that, I saw a teaser story that I think William
00:43was kissing someone or something like that.
00:45Did you catch that story?
00:47Who was he kissing?
00:48Like an aide or something along the lines?
00:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51But I didn't really...
00:52I'm kind of bored with this crap.
00:54He was making out with Kathy Bates?
00:55I'm a big fan of misery.
00:56I've often fantasized it.
00:59And here's another bit of information.
01:02Prince Charles apparently will not strip Archie
01:04and Lilibet of their royal titles.
01:07Rumors assert, despite previous indications
01:10that he would consider it.
01:11I tend to think we get a lot of misinformation.
01:14Yeah.
01:14Yeah.
01:15And according to an insider who said,
01:16I don't think he will make the unpopular hostile move
01:18of removing the royal status of his grandchildren.
01:21And then you have, basically, people just comment on this stuff.
01:24Absolutely.
01:25I do the exact same role as I thought because of this point in time.
01:29Agreed, sir.
01:29Exactly.
01:31So.
01:32Why would you do that, anyway?
01:33Hang on a second.
01:34What does it say?
01:34Oh, Prince William promised to give a 96-year-old woman a kiss once.
01:38The rules relax more during his mini tour of Scotland.
01:41There you go.
01:41I would like a slot of tongue to you.
01:46You misunderstood.
01:47You were thinking of a more provincial kiss
01:50when I was looking for something more sexual.
01:53Hey, she's 96, man.
01:55I don't know.
01:55I guess so.
01:56She can ask for whatever she wants.
01:58All right.
01:59Open.
02:02Give me more.
02:04Give me more.
02:06That's gross.
02:08Dear God, woman, I can taste your pancreas.
02:11That's how deep he went?
02:18Or there was a vial coming up?
02:19You know what?
02:20You don't know what's bubbling in that old fuselage.
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