00:00By the way, who was the singer who did that ghastly song, Pina Colada?
00:06Oh, Rupert Ebert.
00:08Or, wait, wait.
00:08Rupert Murdoch.
00:10Rupert Murdoch.
00:11No, it was Rupert, uh...
00:13Rupert Ebert, wasn't it?
00:14I think you're right.
00:14Not the guy from Harry Potter.
00:15No, Rupert Ebert's an actor.
00:16Yeah.
00:17Who the hell am I thinking of?
00:18I'm way off.
00:20Oh, don't play it.
00:21Oh, it makes me ill.
00:23I love this song.
00:24I detest every sex.
00:26Rupert Holmes.
00:27Rupert Ebert is the actor.
00:28I rarely would beat up on a song.
00:32This song makes me want to vomit.
00:35Oh, stop it!
00:36In the dunes of the cave.
00:38Wait, why do you hate it so much?
00:39It's hideous.
00:41First of all, he says, my lady.
00:43You know, my lady.
00:44We've got some problems with my lady, my old lady.
00:46You know, and then I'm going to look in the newspaper and hook up with some chick.
00:50This would definitely be Yacht Rock.
00:51The same, same my lady and the same chick who's hooking up with me that I was trying to get away from.
00:57It's because it's very Buffett-esque, and you are such a huge Buffett fan.
01:01It's not Buffett-esque.
01:01It's ghastly.
01:02It's ghastly.
01:03Actually, Jimmy Buffett has said this is a perfect song.
01:06He has not.
01:08He has not.
01:09Pierre, it's all rock and roll.
01:10I was like, see?
01:11Yeah, isn't it all rock and roll?
01:13Isn't it all rock and roll?
01:16I don't want to look back at an earlier stand.
01:19Turn myself against me.
01:22It is about having an affair.
01:25Like, he's trying to set up an affair, and his wife is trying to set up an affair.
01:28It's all rock and roll except for this crap.
01:30It's pretty messed up.
01:33All right.
01:33That's the great thing about rock and roll.
01:34I'll stand here into, as long as it's not Rupert Holmes, because that's crap.
01:39See, the danger on this program is to reveal any vulnerability, and then it will be immediately
01:47seized on by the rest of the masses on the Preston and Steve compound complex, and then,
01:54but not just once.
01:55They'll save it in that file.
01:57That file.
01:57If you like me, just come on up.
01:59And you least expect it.
02:01Pull it out.
02:02Well, you know now this will be something for you for a while.
02:06Yes.
02:06And then you'll be able to.
02:07There was a second, though, Rupert Holmes song.
02:10There was?
02:11Yes, there was, besides the Pina Colada song.
02:13Do you remember that, Preston?
02:15Dry Martini?
02:16I don't know.
02:17Nick's going to have to look it up.
02:18Do a check.
02:19Yeah.
02:19Something called him?
02:20Steve?
02:20I don't know that.
02:21Yeah.
02:21Yeah.
02:22Sing it, Nick.
02:23But it came out in 1980.
02:25Pina Colada came out in 1979, so it was right afterward.
02:29Maybe.
02:29That was a hit single.
02:30It's him.
02:31By the way, you just said Pina, and I've heard that that's technically the way you say
02:37the drink, Pina Colada, although I always used to say Pina Colada, but he sings Pina
02:43Colada, if you like Pina Colada.
02:45It's actually Pinas.
02:47Yeah.
02:48When you have more than one.
02:49I hear Pina Colada.
02:50Hang on.
02:51Hang on.
02:51Let's listen.
02:51Here, let's play it.
02:52Oh, no, no.
02:53Here we go.
02:53Hold on.
02:53What have I done?
02:56Pina.
02:56I hear Pina.
02:57Do you?
02:57Yeah.
02:57All right.
02:59You're just looking for reasons to hate it.
03:00Yeah, you do.
03:00It's actually, it's a letter.
03:02It's a letter in the Latino alphabet, and Enya is that actual letter.
03:07And also, she was an old rock, darling.
03:09I like Enya.
03:09She was.
03:10Yeah, she's.
03:11Mario.
03:11Orinoco Flo.
03:12That's right.
03:13That was Enya.
03:14I forgot about that.
03:16Oh, my God.
03:18All right.
03:18On my program today.
03:20That song is bizarrely hypnotic, too, isn't it?
03:22Which one?
03:23Orinoco Flo.
03:24Oh, yeah.
03:24I love that.
03:25All right.
03:26I'm sorry, Pia.
03:30Take two.
03:31Try that again, Enya.
03:33Sorry.
03:37That's Ruff and Roll.
03:42That's Orinoco Flo.
03:45I like the first one better.
03:48One more time.
03:50We're going to have to go again.
03:51I love that.
03:52They're in the booth.
03:53I hear she's got...
03:54And you can sing that again.
04:01Oh, my God.
04:06Do that again, Enya.
04:09You don't want to leave it in?
04:12I just coughed up a manatee.
04:14Someday yodeling's going to come back.
04:23It will be.
04:23It's all rock and roll.
04:24It is.
04:25Yodeling is rock and roll.
04:26Except for Rupert Holmes.
04:28It's the biggest cancer in music.
04:32A tumor that needs to be excised.
04:35I wish him unending misery.
04:39Where did he go?
04:40He's on the floor.
04:41He killed him.
04:42I'm so surprised he hates it.
04:44I don't love it.
04:46I don't embrace it.
04:47Country rock?
04:48Except for Rupert Holmes, who stinks so badly.
04:52He taints everything he touches.
04:55Like a plague he is on music.
04:57There goes my peace and love.
04:58Yeah, what do you mean you don't hate?
05:00You just tore him apart.
05:03I take it all back.
05:05By the way, somebody texted and said,
05:06I would listen to an entire show of Steve doing cough tanks and famous songs.
05:16I'll leave you with one more thing.
05:23Rage on and have a great day, gang.
05:24We'll see you tomorrow.
05:25Bye-bye.
05:28Rage on and have a great day.
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