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00:00oh yeah hey it's in full swing now man we got everybody here this morning make some noise for
00:08him gang starting off the summer the right way and we're just on fox 29 with jen frederick she
00:17was saying this is the best weather she's ever seen down here for the start of the jersey shore
00:21season you know what it's just not the same without jen frederick so she's got to be here
00:26yep i agree so wonderful looking morning it's fantastic we are packed from front to back in
00:31this main room i can look and see the window that goes into the other room it's jam-packed in there
00:35hey guys how you doing they're making some noise and it goes all the way outside this place holds
00:40about 1500 people honestly there's nowhere left to go i mean they've really maxed it out but they've
00:45covered every inch with stuff to do yep all right let's get a look at traffic and see what you're
00:49dealing with this morning kathy what you got back at home on 95 southbound your jam from ridley park
00:55to the blue route there's an accident that's off to the shoulder also southbound out of the northeast
00:59slowing from cotman through to gerrard schuylkill expressway eastbound slows 202 to belmont heavy
01:04montgomery into spring garden westbound side that is backing up from the boulevard out to belmont 422
01:11eastbound jams from oaks to trooper the left lane blocked with an accident pennsylvania turnpike westbound
01:15slow willow grove to fort washington blue route southbound jams media to 95 northbound from media to
01:21route one and then in new jersey 55 northbound jams depthford to 42 42 freeway northbound heavy from 41
01:27to 295. this traffic report draws you by floor and decor start your memorial day flooring project now
01:32and head to floor and decor for your tile wood stone and installation materials nobody beats their
01:36selection and nobody beats their prices and that's your traffic on 93.3 wmmr all right thank you very
01:42much kathy so let's find out where everybody's from who here is from delaware county wow wow wow wow no
01:52wonder casey picked all the contestants from delaware county how about for kathy anybody from bucks county
02:00respectable respectable that's all right anybody from philadelphia
02:04that's all right that's all right that's all right that's wonderful how about this one new jersey
02:22am i missing anything the nation republic of tonga the nation republic of tonga
02:28represented steve represent now we got everybody from everywhere here they come from all over the place
02:33anybody from uh oh no i'm not even gonna do it oh wow yeah arkansas let's go through all 50 states
02:42like we did those ten dollar bills why not it's really fun all right we're gonna do a quick bizarre
02:46file and then we have another contest we're gonna get to so jason fire up the b file please
02:53wmmr presents priston and steve's bizarre file all right i'm gonna start with this one i had this
03:01with casey in mind because we did something similar one time a man's colon burst whoa because
03:07his friend put a compressed air pump into his butt and inflated it oops we've done that yeah but we
03:13didn't we we just did the cheeks on casey did we blow up your colon no i forgot i'm pretty sure i would
03:20remember yeah the 30 year old was taken to the hospital after a horrifying prank left him needing
03:24his entire bowel removed because of a rectal blowout an injury caused by air pressure rising so high
03:30inside him that it exploded that's why i always keep a spare rectum in my trunk and uh in his case
03:36although extraordinary wasn't unique doctors reported in a journal article alongside reports
03:41of two other men with similar injuries well this is a kinky thing that people do one had pressurized
03:45air sprayed into his backside in an alleged accident while another one suffered the agony at the hands of
03:52robbers who tried to uh he tried to stop wow uh the experts point that air can be as damaging as
03:57solid objects and industrial machinery should be treated uh with care because of its dangers when
04:03you put it in your ass yeah doctors from new delhi and the all india institute of medical sciences
04:09wrote in a report uh that the men suffered high pressure injuries which were normally confined to
04:14battlefields dear god life-changing injuries sustained by the men came as a warning to the dangers of
04:20misusing industrial machinery the airflow produced by an air compressor or at least a hundred times higher
04:26than what would be considered safe for a colonoscopy and the man whose friend subjected him to the
04:31injury had multiple colonic perforations and doctors found fecal matter among his other internal
04:38organs oh my god so last night i used a paint mixer to get off but that's safe right that's okay yeah but
04:44you do have to be careful you do all right uh the things some people do when they get bored are remarkable
04:50two people working at a bike shop in england tried to cremate the remains of a mouse they found and
04:55burned down the entire building oh my god from trying to cremate a mouse yes and it the fire actually
05:01spread to a nearby pub and restaurant as well and how big was this mouse and destroyed those it was just
05:07your regular tiny little mouse over a dozen fire engines and 60 firefighters responded to the fire
05:13fire no one was injured the fire started uh the fire starters recently went to court uh but their care
05:20has been adjourned until late june or the case has been i'm sorry hey let's see listen for those of you
05:27who ride motorcycles this is a cautionary tale a motorcyclist was killed on sunday after a collision with
05:32another vehicle troy shooter died after being brought to the hospital here's the deal he was driving at a high
05:36rate of speed and he attempted to pop a wheelie you ever see these guys i see him do it all the time it's
05:42crazy looking along and it's uh you see in fact you see it a lot yep and he collided with another
05:48vehicle the motorcycle and uh sure slid for approximately 200 feet he had a helmet but he
05:54was not wearing it there are no charges pending against the other driver after a run-in in the u.s
06:00crapp hines introduced mayo chup you remember this man's male ketchup combination of mayonnaise and
06:07ketchup mixed in a single bottle and a canadian consumer uh recently found out
06:12that in the uh native tongue of cree in the creed dialects in in uh north america it comes off as
06:19less appealing to some mayo chup means uh crap is on my face oh mayo chup means crap crap is on my face
06:28yes or crap face crap face uh grand chief jonathan solomon of the muskegee cow council uh first pointed out
06:37the translation me happy said a mishap the cree people are laughing about it because of what it
06:41means in our language kind of funny when you think about it if i ate it and have some on my face then
06:46i am s-faced he said wow yeah so keep that in mind and we'll do one more story and wrap it up a utah
06:53man has died after a fault now that's not a fun one we'll save that for another time yeah i could tell
06:59from the first sentence uh how about this getting an unwanted arousal in public yes a woody yeah the
07:05crowd loves a woody that guy has one right now uh is every man's worst nightmare but an ingenious
07:11piece of new technology can make the thing of the past uh that's because porn hub has launched the
07:16limited edition bonerless bathing suit wow yeah equipped with a special lining to help conceal
07:23protruding body parts it comes complete with special built-in lining made from 100 lycra which
07:28is designed to hold down your member without strangle it strangling it or making it uncomfortable
07:34you know i'm irish so i don't need that yeah so uh if you're genuinely interested it costs you
07:4069.69 by the way thank you porn hub all right and there you go that's what i have in the bizarre file
07:47live from keenan's irish pub this morning so we are going to do another contest we're going to give
07:53away some more prizes i need to switch switch to my bob barker microphone oh i love your bob barker
07:59microphone sensational all right now i have my new mic all set up you can hardly tell an audio
08:05difference preston now when you uh when you get your cheese steak do you get whiz wit do you get whiz
08:10without what do you do i get it without yeah i'm not a whiz guy i do get wit but i don't do the whiz
08:16but some people like it whiz wit all the way up yeah and our friends from uh steak them up are going to be
08:22helping us out with this so it's apropos that we're doing a contest we love these guys because
08:26the name of the contest is called whiz wit what all right so what we're going to do is we're going to
08:31get a few contestants up here on stage and it wouldn't be our keenan's live broadcast if we didn't
08:36have people eating interesting things yes so that's what we've done we have a variety of things that we
08:42are going to cover in cheese whiz we're going to have our contestants taste them if they can identify it
08:48then they win a prize we have a hundred dollars from stake them up to give away now these are
08:52pretty difficult to figure out so we're going to allow clues it will cost them 25 per clue they get
08:58three guesses if they need a clue we'll take 25 off the hundred they need two clues we take 50 off the
09:04hundred and so on but they get three guesses so let's get our first contestant up here marissa if
09:10you would please we also have a puke bucket too preston if this gives anybody any sort of indication
09:15on what we're doing here now just quickly because we changed the order i want to make sure i know
09:19what i'm giving clues for so steve you'll see the sign excellent all right so it's brought to you by
09:24steak them up in north wildwood and uh of course philly south philly steak them up is now in north
09:29wildwood at 17th and the boardwalk they got everything you need cheese steaks pizza hand-dipped
09:33ice cream milkshakes and more serving breakfast lunch and dinner and delivery is coming soon
09:38let's meet our first contestant what is your name sarah sarah you look lovely this morning thank you did you
09:44get done up for this today yes amazing where are you from northeast philly all right she's from the
09:49great northeast philadelphia all right so sharon what we're going to do is we're going to bring out
09:55and i'm and i will tell you that everything here bring the music down a little bit casey if you would
09:59please everything is edible that we have all right and we are going to serve you something with cheese
10:05whiz on it you get three guesses if you get it on the first guess you get a hundred dollars if you don't
10:11get it we'll allow a clue but we're going to take 25 away and you get three all together three guesses
10:16so all you have to do is guess what you're eating and you win the money do you understand yes all
10:21right and how are you as far as having a strong stomach pretty strong pretty strong yeah all right
10:27well let's try it out okay let's uh we're going to put this uh blindfold on sarah now julie is going to
10:34hold up a sign that is going to tell you exactly what it is we are going to be serving all right so
10:40let me bring the oh jesus oh my god do you have the cheese whiz uh we need the cheese whiz
10:47we might need that okay so uh julie hold up a sign this is what uh sarah is going to be eating first so
10:55yep do you have the cheese whiz hold on oh we forgot the cheese whiz well that's an essential
11:04part of the whole thing seeing that the whole contest is called whiz wit what all right so we're
11:10we're waiting on the cheese whiz we actually have canned whiz if necessary preston oh you know what we
11:16do right we have this it's in that bag right to my spray cheese right there yeah yep let's do it
11:21perfect that's why we have a backup plan ladies and gentlemen all right perfecto here we go let's
11:28get this started we're gonna put some whiz on there preston can you smell this it's disgusting oh by the
11:34way rodney can you bring the pa down so i can tell our listening audience what we are uh serving up all
11:40right
11:47all right now nick is going to serve the whiz covered item sarah open your mouth and here we go just uh
11:54kind of take a bite you may not be able to chew it up oh if you need to spit it out there's a bucket to
12:00your right you can lose this he's chewing oh my god i think i'm gonna i think i'm gonna i think
12:05of it yeah she's doing she's actually fighting actually eating it yeah that's horrific um so
12:12sarah you have a taste of it all right throw it in the bucket it's right there all right sarah do you
12:17have a guess is it like a chicken spit oh my god oh my god you're you're a champ take off your blindfold
12:34oh she can't i'm sorry a cheese covered chicken's foot this is what you ate sarah that's what you were
12:42eating by the way sweet mother of god look on her faces it's hideous first time with a chicken foot
12:51yeah all right well we have a hundred dollars from steak them up congratulations sarah all right get
12:57out of here you know preston i was kind of
13:01needed and it was you gotta cut loose what is it cluck loose
13:06cluck loose foot juice all right let's get our next contestant i need some coordination over here
13:12case thank you very much all right we need our next contestant up here by the way we have our authentic
13:18uh tub of cheese whiz ready to go now preston thank god for that hi have a seat have a seat
13:25god almighty those chicken feet were hideous what's your name ashley ashley where are you from
13:30uh warrington pa let's go yeah bucks go uh who'd you come down here with my girlfriend she's got
13:40her posse out the back there have you guys have you guys been here before i have this is my first
13:45time oh well congratulations you made it up on stage you're a virgin i'm a virgin all right well
13:50let's try this out so you know how the game works right yes we're gonna cover something cheese whiz
13:54you're gonna taste it and if you don't know what it is we'll have you take a guess but we can
13:58give you clues and they're gonna cost you money sounds great all right put your blindfold on ashley
14:02let's get our next item up here yeah and keep in mind these things are all edible all right let's uh
14:11hold up hang on can you get a shot of this is there a chance hold up the sign please julie and show
14:15the audience what she's going to be eating
14:21you guys see that okay can i see yep and uh rodney do me a favor bring the pa down real quick
14:28you guys hear me they can't hear me there we go all right ashley we are putting cheese whiz on the
14:48item right now oh come on there you go
14:52oh my god nick is going to feed it to you open your mouth oh my god oh my god oh my god
15:03it is she's eating it oh yeah yes she is
15:08how does it taste it's delicious she says do you want to spit it out or are you going to swallow it
15:14i'm going to swallow it oh my god this is a this is an amazing woman are you staying down all weekend
15:22is it like a pig's ear say that again is it a pig's ear a pig's ear a pig's ear no that is not it but we
15:32will give you a clue what is our clue steve our clue is what you just taste tested will rock you like a
15:39hurricane what you just what you just tasted will rock you like a hurricane do you know who does that
15:48song uh say it again is it acdc it is not acdc okay so that's one clue out so we'll give you another
15:58clue you can still win 50 what's your second clue all right our second clue is this is the only creepy
16:04crawly with its own zodiac sign this is the only creepy crawly with its own zodiac sign
16:17she's thinking about it zodiac sign yeah i'm a cancer a crab okay
16:25the only creepy crawly with its own zodiac sign well she said she's a cancer which is a crab and that's
16:32kind of a creepy crawly but it's not that yeah it's a different one it's a different creepy crawly
16:37yeah kind of like a crab to be honest all right we're gonna give you five seconds say a cricket no
16:45all right the sign of the i'm a gemini you're a cricket one more clue all right this predatory arachnid
16:53is the king of scratching its own ass wow he said this predatory arachnid is the king of scratching its own
17:01ass all right a scorpion a scorpion that's correct well worth the 25 dollars nice job yeah right is
17:16that what she got 25 25 bucks all right and she got to eat a scorpion on stage thank you ashley
17:23by the way her breath really stinks after that oh my god i'd like scorpion honestly preston i did not
17:29think she would swallow that wow that's i'm a little i'm a little nauseated to be honest all right
17:34who do we have here what's your name i'm danielle where you from danielle belmar new jersey she's a
17:39jersey girl all right so far we've had chicken feet and scorpion you ready to try this yeah all right
17:46let's put your blindfold on let's see what we're gonna bring out the name of the game is whiz with what
17:50we're covering various edible things in cheese whiz and feeding them to our contestants
17:57all right let's hold up julie and show the oh god show the audience oh my oh my all right rodney let me
18:12back up thank you all right by the way these have been cooked everything is has definitely been
18:17cooked nick is pulling up the cheese whiz he's gonna dump some on one of these oh i can smell it i know it
18:24it smells horrible is it hot it's just okay open your mouth oh my god nick's folding it up all right
18:36danielle just take a little bite of that all right how does it taste like chicken like chicken wow
18:47okay now it's a little bit it's not chicken it's gonna be hard texture wise to figure this out but
18:54if you were to take a guess what you're eating and keep in mind that it's less than appetizing what might
18:58it be i don't know is it like goat balls or something goat balls goat not out of the realm of possibility
19:08but that's incorrect steve all right here's your first clue here's a clue this is where the little
19:13piggy puts the q-tip is what is it a pig's ear yes it is
19:2075 prize from stake them up congratulations turn around casey's gonna give you your money
19:28brought to you by stake them up in north wildwood 17th and the boardwalk of course you can find them
19:34in south philadelphia where they've always been all right next so i think we have two more we're gonna do
19:40more so preston of the first three that you've had which one would you be most inclined to eat if
19:44you had to if i had to yeah the ear probably yeah there's no way i could eat a foot and and scorpion
19:50i almost vomited but when i saw her chewing she rocked it she did the uh the pig's ear kind of folded
19:56like a quesadilla it's it looks wonderful what's your name shannon where you're from shannon uh sick
20:02liver new jersey sicklerville new jersey another jersey girl i love it all right so so far we've had a
20:09pig's ear chicken feet and a scorpion do you think you can handle this i hope so all right well let's
20:14try put your blindfold on our calendar girl julie is going to hold up a sign to show what we are going
20:22to be feeding her all right go ahead if you will and bring the microphone down please bring the mic down
20:32all right we've shown the audience you can hear from their reaction
20:36now we're gonna need a spoon or something nick because you want to get every last drop no nick
20:41says i'm gonna use my hands all right fair enough
20:48oh we have a spoon now oh we have a spoon we have a spoon there you go we're not we're not savages
20:53all right shannon open your mouth please she's opening her mouth nick is taking the spoonful and go ahead
21:00all right she's slightly grimaced doesn't look repulsed she's kind of she's going oh this ain't too bad
21:08how does it taste shannon like cheese whiz like cheese whiz no problem but do you feel a little
21:13texture in there definitely crunchy all right crunchy and if you were to guess as to what we fed you
21:21what do you think it is cricket legs cricket like yes that's it we'll take it yes
21:31crickets well done hundred dollars from steak come up nick you know you can have that nick nick
21:38could you do me a favor put some crickets in the pigs here i'll have a little taco i haven't had any
21:42breakfast yet wow uh you know which one to do right yeah okay all right we have by the way gentlemen you're
21:49seeing some women who will eat anything so please remember that all right have a seat here bud
21:55all right what's your name dan where are you from dan hambler hambler is this your first time here
22:01have you been at keenan's before a couple times all right excellent we welcome you back so so far
22:05we've had crickets chicken feet uh pig ear and scorpion and i will tell you that we've saved the
22:11best for last and screwed yeah yeah you're screwed uh but uh you have a pretty pretty solid stomach no not
22:17at all okay this will be interesting put your blindfold on backstage he was the one who was most afraid
22:21that he would throw up oh no yep so have that bucket ready oh my god okay thank you very much i want
22:29the crowd to see this oh sweet mother oh yeah that's real and edible oh god all right nick here you go
22:42by the way bring the microphone
22:53please all right we're stirring up the cheese nick is going to lay it onto one of these oh my god
23:00it needs a lot of cheese man all right there it is whiz wit what we got it covered in whiz you got to tell
23:07us what it is now part of this i don't think this part is edible but he can try it uh tell him to be
23:12careful what's that cath like don't chomp down on it yeah just kind of take it in your mouth you don't
23:17want to you don't want to chew it up too much suck on it a little bit
23:22oh oh he's gagging we got a bucket at your feet in case you need it
23:28oh he's not doing well but you want another bite yeah he does want it oh my god he's going back in for
23:34seconds now this is repulsive nothing would be worth this by the way marissa almost refused to
23:39bring this here yes well she's a vegetarian yeah and uh okay it is a kind of meat we will tell you
23:46that but all right dan any idea from the texture what that is oh my god he's gagging get him a bucket
23:57it's right in front of him right at his feet he was chewing all right no idea what it is you have no
24:02idea nah not even this all right you want a hint all right he'll take a clue here's your hint it is
24:09the quacker attacher the quacker attacher
24:15what goes quack
24:18duck beak what did you say duck beak a duck beak we'll take it
24:23it's a duck head an entire head take off take off your blindfold show him nick
24:33he had this moment of recognition and ultra incredible horror
24:39he's like yeah i won oh my god i can't believe i put it in my mouth it was an entire duck's head we have
24:47actually five of them right here there does it look yeah i mean it looks appetizing
24:53hey we got uh you did win we got 75 bucks for you courtesy of steak them up so congratulations
24:58hey listen how many of us have not woken up and said what did i put in my mouth last night
25:04hey who wants a duck head anybody yeah look at everybody everybody's landing right up dear god
25:11is that anything cheese covered duck heads right steve i'll be able to sell these at the beach yeah
25:16cheese covered duck heads he's covered duck heads oh it can't be actual duck heads it's probably fried
25:20bread fudgy wudgy bars we got it all duck heads uh so thank you to marissa who went to she went to
25:29like an asian market a world market and actually saw these things in the case they are edible you can
25:36actually they're some kind of cuisine and god knows what culture but we used them for a stupid
25:40game to give away some prizes horrifying yeah horrifying but these guys were champs round of
25:46applause for our contestants everybody yeah all right we're gonna switch gears we're gonna take a
25:52break get yourselves a nice coors light and get ready don't forget at the end we're gonna do the
25:56baptism of beer right here at canaan's so we'll be back in just a second
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